Category: Teacher SMS

TEACHER:- ! ! TELL ME DA NAMES OF 10 CHEMICAL ELEMENTS ? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! STUDENT:- ! ! OXYGNE, CHLORINE, FLORINE, NOREEN, AMBREEN, SAMREEN, NASREEN, AFREEN, PARVEEN & YASMEEN

Teacher: Agar main tumhari ammi hoti to tumhain 2 din main sudhaar deti. Student: Miss Main 1, 2 din me apne abbu se mashwara kr k aap ko batata hn.

Exam me teacher ne nakal karne di aur kaha bahar jake na kehna ki meine nakal karai hai. Santa : Na jee na hum kahenge sir to bahut kamina tha, kutte ne seat se hilne bhi nahi diya

Teacher : ‘KISS’ ko jumle me kuch is tarha use kro k word KISS b na aye or matlb b wazeh ho jae Student : Kal raat 1 larki se boht mou maari hui.. •C?azzy ßoy•

theif with a knife: Give all your money to me. Man: Do you know who I am..? I am the presiden of this country. Theif: Really … Ok than give me my money back.

Teacher: beta batao chand roshan kyun hy ? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Papu:kyun k Wo abhi tk WAPDA ki pohnch se door he :-

Teachr: Wo kon sa Event tha jo na hota to pakistan khush haal hota? Pappu: Zardari di maa da veyah (._.) Jee // Oye _//_ Papu..

Teacher: Explain Digestive System in one Sentnce? Student: It is Da Process Which Starts with Eatng from your Rite Hand & Finishes With Washing From the Left Hand.

Teacher:Translate it into English: ‘Tumhe Laat marke beizzat karke bahar nikal diya gaya aur baad me vapas bulaya gaya .’ Student:You have been ‘GANGULIFIED’!

Teacher : Batao agar paani na hota to kia hota..?? . . . . . Student : Or kuch to pata nahi lekin DOODH zaror khalis hota…

Teacher Batao Angraiz Log Goray peda hote hain aur hum Kaalay AISA KYUN? Student Kyun K Wahan Ponds Cream Laga Ke SEX Hota Hai aur Yahan Sarson Ka Tail Laga Ke

Teacher: ‘You failed the test.’ – Student: ‘You failed to educate.’ 😛

Teacher to KG Kid: How many months are there in a year..? Kid:12 Teacher:Wow … Tmhe kese pta…? Kid: abey mis wo h na gaana,, 12 Mahinay meIn 12 Tareekon se tUjh k0 pyaR Jatao’n Ga Re… DHINKA CHIKA DHINKA CHIKA DHINKA CHIKA DHINKA CHIKA. :D;)

A Student Called Up His Physics Professor.. His Wife Picked Up D Phone Nd Said ‘He Died Last Week’.. Next Day Student Called Again.. ……..She Again Pickd Up Nd Said’I T0ld U He Died Last Week He Called The Third Time.The Wife Said’He Died. Y D0 U Keep 0n Calling Again Nd Again? Student: ‘Sun […]

Teacher;girl ko math main hal karo student;sb se pehly larki ko bister pr jama kro.pher is main se kapry nafi karo.pher 2 tangoon ko taqseem karo.or kuliya no 1 se bar bar zarab do.jawab khud nikal aay ga.

The teacher puts 2x+5×2/-8+21x on the board and asks me to, ‘solve the problem’ I get up, and erase the board, problem solved!!

Teacher asked to a boy. What’s the difference between young age and old age..? Boy: In young age there are girls phone numbers in mobile and in old age there are doctors numbers.

Teachr 2 Sleepy Student: Who Invented Steam Engine? Studnt: What Sir? Teachr: Yes Correct It’s James Watt Moral: Sleeping Improves Ur Genral Knwledge…

Teacher: What is maths? Student: Mental Attack To Healthy Students!!

Master shagird se: khali jaga pur kro, 900 choohe kha kr Billi __chali. Shagird: 900 choohe kha kr Billi Slow Slow chali. Master (Ghusse se): khare ho jao, mazaq krte ho? Shagird: Sir ye b main ne aap ka dil rkhne k lia keh dya warna 900 choohe kha kr Billi Chal to kya HiL […]

Admi Teacher se: Yar mare Business k liay in Bechon se Dua kr wa dyn k Taraqee ho. . . . . Teacher: Ager in Bechon ki Dua qabool hoti, to aj ma kisi Qabristan mai hota 😛 😀

Mastr g bache ka lunch kha k bole: Beta ghar ja kr mera naam to nahin btao gay? Bacha masoomiat se: Mastr g main ammi se kahon ga k meri roti kutta kha gaya.

Science Teacher: Agr koi lrki behosh ho jae to usey Mu se mu rkh kr saans do,foran theek ho jaye gi Student:wo sb to thek hai sir magr usey behosh kese karain?

Teachr: Kis Ne Chand Pr Pehla Qadm Rkha Tha? Kid: Neil Armstrong Techr: or Dusra? Kid: Kamal Krti Hain Miss Wo Langra Thori Tha Dusra Qadm B Usi Ne Rkha Tha

Ek ustad lecture k doran behoda guftago karta tha ek din larkion ne tang aa kar plan banaya k ab agar aisa howa tu hum class chorr kar chali jain gi kisi tarah se ye bat teachar ko pata lag gai 2nd day us ne aram se bat shiron ki aur achank bola k tumain […]

A child never seen his hips. once his teacher beat him on his Hips, He came back home & saw his hips on mirror & said “kameeni nay 2 tukray kar diye”

Teacher: Africa me iNtehai Ghurbat Hy, pehen’ne Aur Khaney Ko Kuch Nhi. Achanak 1 bachy ne Barri Masomiyat Se Pocha: Sir Kya Wahan bhi ‘BHUTTO zinda Hy?

TEACHER: TUM BARE HO KAR KIA BANO GAY? STUDENT: DULHA TEACHER: OHO!!!!!!!!! I MEAN BARE HO KAR KYA HASIL KARO GE ? STUDENT: DULHA TEACHER: MATLAB AISA KIA KAROGE? JO TUM NE PEHLE KABI NAHI KIYA? STUDENT: NIKAAH

Chemistry Ki class mein teacher ne aik larki se pocha: What is “Nitrate” ? Larki sharma k boli: Sir, Rs.1500/-

Teachar 1 Hath Me Kitni Unglian Hoti Hen? Pappo: 6 Teachar:Ullu K Pathe Hath Pent Se Bahir Nikal Kar Gino;(,’) Sorry Mis$$…

Teachr: btao knjoos kon hota he? Studnt: sir jis ko hum 100msg bi kren magar woh koi reply na krey Teachr good, koi example bi do iski. student: ap ki beti

Teacher: 10 fruits k naam btao? Sardar:1 amrood, teacher: shabash sardar: 1 saib, teacher: good. Aur? Sardar: . . . . . . . . . . te 8 maaltay.

Teacher: Wo Kon C Cheez Hai Jo Insan Ki Izzat Ko Mazbooti Se thamay Rakhti Hai? Student : * * * ‘NAALA’ (‘,’) /!!_/”_

Teacher student say : Motorcicle k kitnay tyres hotay hain Student : 6 tyres Teacher :angrily how ? Student : 4 motor k aur 2 cycle k

*. .Class teacher bache se : Pata hai bache kaise paida hote hain ? Bacha : Iss mein kon si bari baat hai mujhe to yeh bhi pata hai kaise paida nahi hote. .*

Miss: Aj tum late kyu aaye? School 7 baje shuru hota hai phr dair kyu ki? Kid: Miss aap meri itni fikar mat kya karen log shak krte hain.

Attitude: Teacher: Write An Essay On ‘If I Am A Millionaire’ …All Students Started Writing Except One Boy Teacher- Why Don’t You Start Writing? Boy- I Am Waiting For My Secretary!

¤: Teacher-what is the opposite of laugh? Student-sex ¤:Teacher:how? ¤: Student: laugh is ha ha ha and sex is ah ah ah…

O teacher! You build my character. Now I must build my nation.

Teacher: ‘Qarz-e-Hasna kisay kehte hain’? Pathan: ‘Jab Qarz denay wala paise wapis mangay, aur qarz Lene wala HANS day, to usay Qarz-e-Hasna kehte hen’!

Teacher class Me Africa K Kuch Mulkon K Baaray Me Bta Raha Tha K Wahan Intehai Ghurbat Hay Khany Peeny Ko Kuch Nahi. Bijli Pani Gas Oil To Hota Hi Nahi Un K Paas Pehan’ny K Liye Kapry Nahi Hoty Log Bhook Se Marty Hain.. 1 Bachay Ne Bari Masomiyat Se Pocha.. ‘Sir Kya Wahan […]

An application to the head master in Punjabi. guzarish hai k mera hun school aan nu dil nai karda tusi bachian wi alag kar dittian ne te sadi calss vich ek v kuri nai hagi tay madam v koi khas pataka nai hor ni tay kuj kam valiyaan he sonyan rakh lavo bari meharbani howe […]

FALTU KI INSULT Student: Miss’I Love U’ka matlab bataen! Miss: Main tumse Pyaar karti hon! Student: Zara C baat kya poch li aap to free hi ho gayin.

Teacher 2 Student : Copy Pr Train Banao Ma 5 mint Me Ati Hun. 10 mint Baad, Teacher: Train Dikhao? Student: Aap Late Hogai Train 5 mint Pehle nikal Gae hai:-D

The way you teach. The knowledge you share. The care you take. The love you shower. Makes you. The world’s best teacher. Happy Teacher’s Day!

Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha to baat court tak pohanch gaye, ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p

Ashfaq Ahmed lkhte hn ‘Rome mn mera Trfc Chalan hua Masroofiat k ba’is Chalan Fee time pe ada na kr ska Court jana para Judge k samne paish hua to us n wajah poochi M ne btaya K Teacher hn Busy aisa rha K wqt na mila Iss se pehle K m bt mukammal krta […]

You are the best Teacher in this world. Wherever I may go in my life, I will always remember that I had an excellent guide in the form of a teacher, You.

Teacher 2 Sindhi: M.B.B.S ka kia matlab hai? . . . Sindhi bohat der sochne k baad bola . . . . . . . . . .. . . . MOHTARMA BENAZIR BHUTTO SHAHEED. . .

Bacha Mis se: Mis ap mjY buht achi lagti ho me apse Shadi karonga Miss ghuse se: MjY bachon se nafrat hy Bacha: Miss me koshish karonga k Bachey na hon.

Tcher: Babar kon tha? Stdnt: Pata nahe. Tchr: Parhai pr dehan do to pta chaley. Stdnt: faiq kon hai? Tcher:pta ni. Stdnt:apni beti pr dehan do to pata chaly.

Teacher:What do u wish to do in future? Ali:I want to b a pilot Neha:I want to b a doctor Saba:I want to b a mother Papu:I want to help saba.

Teacher, Bacho sab se ziyada Dard kab hota hai? A Girl, Jab Bacha paida hota hai. A Boy , No Miss, is Behan ki Lori ne Kabhi Tatton pe Laat nahi khaai.

TEACHER;PANI KA FORMULA BATAO……..? STUDENT;H2MGCLNACLHNO3………………………TEACHER;STUPID YE KYA HY…….? STUDENT:MAM YE SELAB KA PANI HY……..

Teacher: wo kon se behn bhai the jinho ne pakistan bnane k liy 24 ghante me se 18 ghante kam kia? Studnt: M.A.Jinnah & Fatima Jinnah Teachr: wo kon se behn bhai hn jo pakistan ko badnam krne k liy 18 ghante kam kr rhe hn Studnt: ? ‘ ? Rehman Malik & Veena Malik.

Teacher: Al beruni ke bhai ka naam batao? Pathan soch mai . . . Pathan replied . . . . . Al andruni…!

Teacher :What happened in 1809? Student: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher :What happened in 1819? Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.

Teacher: Bacho, kya lun me haddi hoti hai.? . . Girls: Yes Sir, Boys: No Sir! In larkyion ko kya pta, Inho ne to humesha khara ‘LUN’ hi dekha ha..

techr: just 5 marks aye han or tm hans rhy ho? . . . . . . . . . . Studnt: me ye soch k hans rha ho k ye 5 be kaisy agaye:

Lagta Nahe Hai Dil Mera Har Sawal Mai. Kis k Bane Hai Ye Examination Haal Mei. Waqat-e-Daraz Maang ke Laye the 3 Din, Do Sawal Main Cut Gaye Hain Dimagh-e-Dagdar Mei. Kitna Hai Badnaseeb Student Naqal k Liye, Do Kaghaz K Tukray Bhi Na Mily Poore Hall Mei..

‘Teacher is not who teaches but he makes you something.’

She Came. . . I Ignored her, she Smiled. . . I kept Quiet, she began to Speak.. I didn’t Listen, she sp0ke 1 h0ur, I didnt lstn And then. . . she began to Leave. . . I Realized the Loss. . . And I Shouted with Pain. . . . . . . […]

English class: . . kid: me sleep with dad last nite . . . . Teacher: no beta, its lyk dis.. I sleep with dad last nite. . . . . kid: fir aap mere sone ke baad aaye honge..:D

TEACHER : “Can anybody give an example of “COINCIDENCE?” PAPPU : “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.”

Law professor: “Which is the most important law of finance for starting a new business?” student: “father in law”.

Teacher: 1 book + 1 book = ? Student: 2 books. Teacher: Good! 3 books + 7 books = ? Student: 10 books. Teacher: Great! 1,328,497,228 books + 3,467,239,428 books = ? Student: Library! 😛

Teacher: Batao cold drink Nuqsan Deti Hai Ya Faida? Student: Agr Koi Pila de To Faida, Agr Pilani Parr Jaye To Nuqsaan;-)

Teacher: Tum paper me fail kiun hoye main ne sawal me choice di to thi? Student: KADDU choice thi… Question tha write an essay on any one A) ZARDARI B) DOG

Height of computerised world: Teacher: Where is ur homework? Class-II baby: Ma’am, for my homework pls visit my website. www.MyHomeWork.com 😀

Teacher: Beta Billi Ki Awaz Nikalo Bacha: Meow!Meow! Teacher: Good, Ab kutte ki Awaz Nikalo Bacha . . . . . Pakistan Khappe! Pakistan khappe! Teacher:vry go0d

*. .Class me teachr ne poocha jo stupid hy vo khra ho jay pathan khra hogya teachr ne poocha TUM STUPID HO? US NE KAHA AAP AKELI KHRI THIN MUJHEY ACHA NHI LGA

1 teacher ko susu k naam se sakht nafrat thi. Teacher ne students se kaha: ‘Jab susu aaye to bolna ‘Aap aya hai’ 1 din 1 student ko potty aa rahi thi or wo buri buri shaklen bana raha tha.. Teacher ne pyar se poochha: ‘Aap aaya hai’? Student: ‘Nahi.. Aap ka baap aaya hai.

Teacher: Agr world Trade centre ka waqia karachi mai hota to Govt kia krti? Student! Double sawari pr pabandi laga deti.

AIK BCHA ROZANA MATH WALY SIR KI WIFE KO FONE PAR: SIR HAIN?? WIFE: NHI!UNKI DEATH HO CHUKI HAI TUMHAIN KITNI BAR BTAYA HAI PHIR TUM ROZ Q FONE KARTY HO??? BCHA: KHUSHI MILTII HAI.

Teacher:every body write your lover’s name in one paper. ( after 5 seconds ) one boy:finished teacher. ( after 5 minutes ) One girl:Addiional paper teacher.

Teacher: What is the difference between Landline and Mobile Phone..? Sardar: On landline we dial number with our finger while on mobile we dial number with our thumb.

*. .Teacher: Batao Allama Iqbal kahan peda huwe Aur Unho ne kahan Taleem hasil ki ? . Student: Sir Woh Hospital me peda hue or School me taleem hasil ki:-D

Fights for friends. Joyful trips. Examination fever. Suspense of results. Making parodies of teachers. Joking with juniors. Carefree laughters. Gossips about affairs. Just everything…. People call it ill manners. We call it life.

Mom: Son, get up its time to go to College. Son: No ma. I dont want to go to College. Mom: Give me 2 reason why dont u want to go to college. Son: 1. All students hate me. 2. All staff hates me. Mom: Ooh! Thats not a reason. Come on.U must go to […]

TEACHER-should aim for 90% marks! STUDENT-i’ll get 100% marks! TEACHER-What.. Why are you kidding ? STUDENT- Who starts ?

A Kid Calls The Help Desk To Complain About Computer Problem. Kid: When I Type Computer Password, It Just Shows Star Star Star Star. What is That joke? Help Desk: Dear sir, Those Stars Are To Protect You, So That If A Person is Standing Behind you, He Can’t Read Your Password. Kid: Yeah Yeah […]

A teacher asked what is forgiveness..? A cute little girl gave this lovely reply: “It is the wonderful smell that a flower gives when it is being crushed.”

TEACHER: Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li Usey KHUDKUSHI krni pari Dono me fark batao? STUDENT: Pehla Parha Likha Berozgar Tha, Dosra SHADI SHUDA tha.

Teacher:apna adrs btao mjhe tmhare abu se milna parey ga? Studnt:sIr liyari makan n0.320 w0 uske samne 1 white clr ki hiroof h0gi hiroof . Uske braber me Bori ki shop Hogi B0ri hoti h na sir BORI…. Sir:bs bs pagal me tou bs ase hi pouch raha Tha.

Teacher- ‘GHANTE ‘ ka matlab samjhao Student- ek din me 24 Ghante hote hai … 8 sone k liye 8 School /College k liye 2 Khaane pine k liye 2 Girlfriend k liye 2 Dosto k Liye 2 Mummy papa k daant k liye … Teacher- Pahrrai k liye kya bacha? Student- GHANTAAAA!

Teachr stdnt se: 14 Novembr ko hi ‘Children Day’ q manaya jata hy? Student:q k ye din ‘Valentine’s Day’ k thek 9 mahine bad ata hy.

Teacher:’Beta Nisaar…!!Tum kaisay paida hogae?’Nisaar:…………’ Jawani Jan-e-manHaseen dil-rubaMilay 2 dil jawanNisaar ho gaya.

TEACHER: PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with “I”. PAPPU: I is… TEACHER: No, PAPPU. Always say, “I am.” PAPPU: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”