Category: Tapori SMS

A B C D E F G H I * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * U V W X Y Z. Dekha !!! I and U ke beech jo bhi aaya saale ko tapka dala

MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, Tu kitna pada hai? MAMU : B.A. MUNNA BHAI : Sala, do akshar pada aur who bhi ulta?

Munna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai? Circuit: Simple bhai aajkal valentine day ‘Kiss Day’ ko kahete hai.

Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka, Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai, Maardalegi kya? Dil dena hai to de, Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?

Kuta mar gaya rajai mein Apun margaya teri judai mein Nadi mein hathi kabhi bahe nahi sakata Apun tere bina rahe nahi sakta

CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya? MAMU : Nehin. CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.

Ab itni night ko apun tere ko, kisi film ki kahani sunane, k liye msg to karega nahin, Common sense ki baat hai k, tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai! Chal ludak le..