Category: Telephones Quotes SMS

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.  ~Fran Lebowitz, Social Studies

If The Phone Doesn’t Ring, It’s Me.  ~Song title by Jimmy Buffet

I like my new telephone, my computer works just fine, my calculator is perfect, but Lord, I miss my mind!  ~Author UnknownDCQ

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.  ~Fran Lebowitz

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say?  And why are you waiting?  ~Stephen Levine

Telephone, n.  An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.  ~Ambrose BiercePCR

I’d play every day if I could.  It’s cheaper than a shrink and there are no telephones on my golf cart.  ~Brent MusburgerCG

Some one invented the telephone, And interrupted a nation’s slumbers, Ringing wrong but similar numbers. ~Ogden Nash, Look What You Did, ChristopherBMC

Words from the past: "It’s a clever idea, Mr. Bell, but don’t wire us, we’ll wire you."  ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

Anytime I see someone blocking the aisle in the supermarket while talking on a phone, I want to ram that person with my shopping cart. ~Richard Turner (1937-2011), The Grammar Curmudgeon, a.k.a. “The Mudge,” from “The Curmudgeon Sounds Off: Cell Phone-itis Revisited”grammarmudge.cityslide.com/articles/article/733270/30214.htm; tpv,uwp,qe2