Category: Retirement Quotes SMS

Retirement is having nothing to do and someone always keeping you from it.  ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, so you don’t have to waste energy going back to pick it up.  ~Tommy Bolt

Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass under trees on a summer’s day, listening to the murmur of the water, or watching the clouds float across the sky, is by no means a waste of time.  ~J. Lubbock

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.  ~Author Unknown

The question isn’t at what age I want to retire, it’s at what income.  ~George Foreman

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.  ~William Wordsworth

There are days in retirement that are the waking equivalent of a dreamless sleep, if you know what I mean.  ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

Sometimes it’s important to work for that pot of gold.  But other times it’s essential to take time off and to make sure that your most important decision in the day simply consists of choosing which color to slide down on the rainbow.  ~Douglas Pagels, These Are the Gifts I’d Like to Give to You

I’m not just retiring from the company, I’m also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron.  ~Hartman Jule

In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day.  It’s either that or buy a new golf ball.  ~Gene Perret

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous.  When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.  ~George Burns

Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas.  The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.  ~Jonathan Clements

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces.  Women go right on cooking.  ~Gail Sheehy

I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work.  So I do it three or four times a day.  ~Gene Perret

Retirement without the love of letters is a living burial.  ~Seneca

Don’t simply retire from something; have something to retire to.  ~Harry Emerson Fosdick

Retirement has been a discovery of beauty for me.  I never had the time before to notice the beauty of my grandkids, my wife, the tree outside my very own front door.  And, the beauty of time itself.  ~Hartman Jule

I’ve been attending lots of seminars in my retirement.  They’re called naps.  ~Merri Brownworth

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing.  ~Phyllis Diller

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.  ~Herbert Asquith

A gold watch is the most appropriate gift for retirement, as its recipients have given up so many of their golden hours in a lifetime of service.  ~Harry Mahtar

The challenge of retirement is how to spend time without spending money.  ~Author Unknown

When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.  ~R.C. Sherriff

I’m retired – goodbye tension, hello pension!  ~Author Unknown

Don’t play too much golf.  Two rounds a day are plenty.  ~Harry Vardon

Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.  ~Gene Perret

A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job.  ~Ella Harris