Category: Gas prices Quotes SMS

A pedestrian is someone who thought there were a couple of gallons left in the tank.  ~Author Unknown

Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.  ~Edward Abbey

Modern technology Owes ecology An apology. ~Alan M. Eddison

Inflation is taxation without legislation.  ~Milton Friedman

Thank God men cannot fly, and lay waste the sky as well as the earth.  ~Henry David Thoreau

In the old days a man who saved money was a miser; nowadays he’s a wonder.  ~Author Unknown

With laissez-faire and price atomic, Ecology’s Uneconomic, But with another kind of logic Economy’s Unecologic. ~Kenneth E. Boulding

Who recalls when folks got along without something if it cost too much?  ~Kin Hubbard

This morning, prompted by increasing concerns about terrorism, oil prices reached a record high as the cost of a barrel of crude is a whopping $44.34.  Wow, it seems shocking that a product of finite supply gets more expensive the more we use it.  Now the terror alert means higher oil prices, which oddly enough […]

Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due.  ~Author Unknown

We all know how the size of sums of money appears to vary in a remarkable way according as they are being paid in or paid out.  ~Julian Huxley

We live by the Golden Rule.  Those who have the gold make the rules.  ~Buzzie Bavasi

The shortest distance between two points is under construction.  ~Noelie Altito

It puzzles me how they know what corners are good for filling stations.  Just how did they know gas and oil was under there?  ~Dizzy Dean

Kilometers are shorter than miles.  Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.  ~George Carlin

Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day.  ~Bill Vaughan

Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence.  ~Max Amsterdam

A city that outdistances man’s walking powers is a trap for man.  ~Arnold Toynbee

The civilized man has built a coach, but has lost the use of his feet.  ~Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Self-Reliance," 1841

The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters.  ~Jean-Paul Kauffmann

It’s better to have beer in hand than gas in tank.  ~Author Unknown

All in favor of conserving gasoline, please raise your right foot.  ~Author Unknown

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry.  ~Thomas Fuller

The use of solar energy has not been opened up because the oil industry does not own the sun.  ~Ralph Nader

The only man who sticks closer to you in adversity than a friend is a creditor.  ~Author Unknown

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.  ~Lewis Mumford

The poor are poor because the rich are rich.  ~Author Unknown

A vigorous five-mile walk will do more good for an unhappy but otherwise healthy adult than all the medicine and psychology in the world.  ~Paul Dudley White

A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.  ~Yogi Berra