Category: Coffee Quotes SMS

It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.  I bet this kind of thing does not happen to heroin addicts.  I bet that when serious heroin addicts go to purchase […]

This coffee falls into your stomach, and straightway there is a general commotion.  Ideas begin to move like the battalions of the Grand Army of the battlefield, and the battle takes place.  Things remembered arrive at full gallop, ensuing to the wind.  The light cavalry of comparisons deliver a magnificent deploying charge, the artillery of […]

Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.  ~Star Trek: Voyager

Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.  ~Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Black as the devil, Hot as hell, Pure as an angel, Sweet as love. ~Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Perigord

I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume.  ~John Van Druten

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.  ~Paul Erdos

You know you’ve been playing too much Nethack when you refer to coffee as a potion of sleep resistance.  ~Sweeney Todd Lundgren

I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.  ~Flash RosenbergWL

Coffee in styrofoam is against my religion.  ~Betsy Cañas Garmon, www.wildthymecreative.com7:10 AM Mar 13th 2009 twitter.com/wildthyme/status/1321794818

Nothing is sad on a beautiful morning save to look down and realize you just had the last sip of coffee and the mug sits indifferently empty.  ~Terri Guillemets

if(pot.coffee=EMPTY) {programmer->;brain=OFF};  ~Author Unknown

Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.  ~Jonathan Swift

There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee.  ~Rian Aditiamar2011email

Coffee makes me invincible.  But when the cup is empty, I return to mere mortal.  ~Terri Guillemets

Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their chops, and spend their money, all for a little base, black, thick, nasty, bitter, stinking nauseous puddle water.  ~The Women’s Petition Against Coffee, 1674

Do I like my coffee black?  There are other colors?  ~Author Unknown

Forever:  Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning.  ~Author Unknown

Coffee and tobacco are complete repose.  ~Turkish ProverbCOCI

C:COFFEE.POT missing (A)bort (R)etry (F)all asleep?  ~Author Unknown

Hot coffee and cold winter mornings are two of the best soul mates who ever did find each other.  ~Terri Guillemets

He was my cream, and I was his coffee – And when you poured us together, it was something. ~Josephine Baker

Man does not live by coffee alone.  Have a danish.  ~Author Unknown

Be a coffee-drinking individual – espresso yourself!  ~Author Unknown

Suave molecules of Mocha stir up your blood, without causing excess heat; the organ of thought receives from it a feeling of sympathy; work becomes easier and you will sit down without distress to your principal repast which will restore your body and afford you a calm, delicious night.  ~Prince Tallyrand

I’ll quit coffee.  It won’t be easy drinking my Bailey’s straight, but I’ll get used to it.  It’ll still be the best part of waking up.  ~From the television show Will and Grace

Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze. It maketh me to wake in green pastures: It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses. It restoreth my buzz: It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name’s sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction, I will fear no […]

I like my coffee like my women:  hot, strong, steamy.  ~Author Unknown

google_ad_region_start Chocolate, men, coffee – some things are better rich.  ~Author Unknown

I bought a decaffeinated coffee table, you can’t even see a difference.  ~Author Unknown

The voodoo priest and all his powders were as nothing compared to espresso, cappuccino, and mocha, which are stronger than all the religions of the world combined, and perhaps stronger than the human soul itself.  ~Mark Helprin, Memoir from Antproof Case, 1995

No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils.  ~Henry Ward Beecher

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.  ~Alphonse AllaisCOCI

Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!  ~Robin Williams

Ultimate office automation – networked coffee machines.  ~Author Unknown

My blood type is Folgers.  ~Author Unknown

Don’t drink coffee in the morning.  It will keep you awake until noon.  ~Author Unknown

Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee.  ~Author Unknown

Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.  ~Author Unknown

I don’t have a problem with caffeine.  I have a problem without caffeine!  ~Author Unknown

This coffee tastes like mud!  Well, it was ground this morning.  ~Old Vaudeville joke

No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.  ~Sheik Abd-al-Kadir

Coffee:  The first peripheral!  ~Author Unknown

In Seattle you haven’t had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it’s running.  ~Jeff Bezos

Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin!  ~Author Unknown

Mothers are those wonderful people who can get up in the morning before the smell of coffee.  ~Author Unknown