Category: Birthday Quotes SMS

I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.  ~Author Unknown

In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups.  In old age, we yearn to be kids.  It just seems that all would be wonderful if we didn’t have to celebrate our birthdays in chronological order.  ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.  ~Lucille Ball

I’m sixty years of age.  That’s 16 Celsius.  ~George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997CTO

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.  ~Jennifer Yane

There is still no cure for the common birthday.  ~John Glenn

Youth is a disease from which we all recover.  ~Dorothy Fulheim

Birthdays are good for you.  Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.  ~Larry Lorenzoni

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.  ~Robert Frost

They say that age is all in your mind.  The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.  ~Author Unknown

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened.  It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.  ~Mark Twain

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.  ~Sam Ewing

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.  ~Chili Davis

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.  ~Don Marquis

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.  ~Bob Hope

Believing hear, what you deserve to hear: Your birthday as my own to me is dear… But yours gives most; for mine did only lend Me to the world; yours gave to me a friend. ~MartialCD