Category: Animals Quotes SMS

Animals have these advantages over man:  they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills.  ~Voltaire, letter to Count Schomberg, […]

Man is rated the highest animal, at least among all animals who returned the questionnaire.  ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets.  ~Nora Ephron

I like pigs.  Dogs look up to us.  Cats look down on us.  Pigs treat us as equals.  ~Winston Churchill

Be it human or animal, touch is a life-giving thing.  Has anyone ever had a stroke or a heart attack while cozied up with a pet?  I doubt it.  ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

Most pets display so many humanlike traits and emotions it’s easy to forget they’re not gifted with the English language and then get snubbed when we talk to them and they don’t say anything back.  ~Stephenie Geist

google_ad_section_start(weight=ignore) It often happens that a man is more humanely related to a cat or dog than to any human being.  ~Henry David ThoreauCUL

I subscribe to the theory that Mankind never domesticated any animal. They came in from the cold and looked cute until they were fed. ~David Beard, @Raqhun

It is a perversely human perception that animals in their native habitat are running wild.  ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

Ever consider what pets must think of us?  I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul – chicken, pork, half a cow.  They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth!  ~Anne Tyler, The Accidental Tourist

Lots of people talk to animals…. Not very many listen, though…. That’s the problem.  ~Benjamin Hoff, The Tao of Pooh