Category: Pepsi SMS

Apne Ghar Mein , Dosto’n Se , Yaaro’n Se Gali Mohalle k Logo’n Se Pooch k Batao …. . . . . . Kisi k Paas 35 Paise Hyn PEPSI Se Niklo Jazz Ki Bajao Kyun k Jazz Apna Hy … =P xD

Kash zardari k baap ki shadi pe pepesi 65 ki hojati…. . . . . .jis ko samjh aya wo fwd karyn, baki pepsi ka ad ghor se dykhain;

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Kis ne kaha tha k… . K . K K K . K P P P P P P ppp ko vote do…?:-p O bhai yahan Mulk tabah ho rha hai Or tujhe pepsi ki lagi pari hai?

ab pata chala k pepsi 65 ki kion hui hai ????? . . . . . . . kion k . . . . . pakistan bhi to 65 ka ho gya ha na .

Hazraaaaaaaaaaat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Pepsi fair 70 di hogai aye!:-D

Lo G abhi ghor kia to pata chala k . . . . . . . PEPSI aor PAKISTAN donu. . . . . 65 K ho gay hain

Its A Plead Sar Ko Jhukao’n Zameen Pe Aur Aankhei’n Mein Apni Namm Karo’n … . . . . . Mere Baap Ki Tauba Jo Agle Saal Pepsi Pe 5.Rs Kamm Karo’n … From Mr. Ikram Sadiq M.D Of Pepsi Pakistan … =( =P

Ajab Pagal C Lrki The, Mujy Her Khat Me Likhti The, Mujy Tm Yad Krty Ho,? Mujy Takti He Rehti The, Koch Kehna Tha Shahid Us Ko, Jany Kis Se Darti The, Ek Roz Chand Taly Us Ne, Mujy Bahon Me Ly Kr Wo, Ankhon Me Daly Ankhen Wo, Bhot Masum Lehjy Se, Me Bola […]

(Pepsi Ghazal) Machar jo hon zada to drwazy khirkyan band kr do, kis ny kaha tha k pepsi 65 ki kr do,? Rotyan ley aao thandi pr salan to gram kr do, kis ny kaha tha k pepsi 65 ki kr do,? Dua jb b mango to aankhon ko apni num kr do kis ny […]

Dard me tanhai 7 le chalo Dukh me parchai 7 le chalo Uski behan ka number too do faraz Jo kehta tha k world cup k liye mujhe bhi sath le chalo;). (-,-)/ //Aby dy na yar kise ko nahi bto ga _/_

In nafrato ko khatam kerdo,, In wehshato ko khatam kerdo,, Urooj-O-Zawal is qom ki qismat hai,, Apni qismato k andhero ko khatam kerdo,, Yeh Rang-O-Nasal,, Yeh qom parasti kuch b nhi, Auro k is fehm ko khatm krdo, Phr RAMZAN any ko hai ab to bta do, Ji Kisne kaha tha pepsi py 5rpy km […]

Hazar Bar Dimaagh k Goray Daurane k Baad Bhi Main Is Nateeje Pe Nahi Pohanch Saka …. . . . k . . . PEPSI k Ad Mein CHAPAL k Muun Wali Larke Ki ‘BACHI’ Hy Ya ‘AMMI’ … =P

Teacher: Pakistan nay kis jung mein India ko ibratnaak shikast di …. ? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Student: 19 so pEpsi ki jUng mein..!!

Murga Murgi se: I love u jaan, Main tumhara liye kuch be kar sakta hoon.. Murgi: Haye sachi Murga: Haan Murgi: Chalo pir tumary pas 2 options han darling ya to anda do ya to ye bata do k k . . . . . . . . . . . . Kis ny kaha […]

Mein bata doon ga k kis ny kaha tha k Pepsi Pay 5 Rupay kam karo ‘FARAZ’ Pehlay ye batao k ‘KFC’ wala baba ‘GOLD LEAF’ walay Babay ka kya lagta Hy…?

Bacha peda hoty hi Black Color ka su su krne lga, Dr. heran Nurses pareshan Itne me bcha zor se hansa r kaha kisne kaha tha k Pepsi 65 ki krdo?

ALTAF BHAI IN A REVOLUTIONARY SPEECH: Jaaageeerdaaar Waderaaaa Sarmaaayaadaarr mujhee bataaayaaaa jaaayye kisnayy kahaaa thaaaaa pepsi pe 5 rs kumm kerdo0o0?

Kia faida i.com b.com d.com bse m.com mba llb kachiii pakkiii matric karnay ka jub yahi pata na chal saky kay kis nay kaha tha pepsi pe 5rs kam krdo!

Le beta market me naya chichor pan aya ha le sun, … Jitna b chaho sitam krdo salan me chahe namak kam krdo, Larkion se setting bhi khtam krdo, amma se pit pit k udham krdo, . Pr ye kis ne kaha tha k, M Q M Waln ki gand me mai ugli krdo, Mirza. […]

DEKHO AAISHA AGR REH NHI PATI TO LARTI KYON HO?? AUR SAKINA WOH MERA SAYA HAY WOH MERE BURAY WAQTON KI SATHI HA AUR RAHAY GI AUR MAIN US KO IS KI WAFADARI KA KIA SILA DENE JA RHA HON? SOCHA HAY AUR TUM US KA ZIKR TAK SUNNA GAWARA NHI KARTIN..AUR JAHAN TAK JADO […]

Agr nhe h Qeema to Samoso me aalo bhrdo,, ‘mgr ye btao k’ ‘Kisne kha tha k PEPSI 65 ki krdo …….!!—:))

Had Hogyi Yaar, Kal Me Namaz Parh K Nikla To 1 Faqeer Mujhse Bola: Beta Bohat Piyas Lagi Hy .. .. 60 Mere Pas Hain Agar 5 Tum Dedo To….!:-

Shaxpair said: ‘if dere is a single dollor in ur pockt den . convrt it into Pakistani currency n buy a pepsi of Rs.65:-D te 20 rupy de pakory v lai lena.:-P

Baap ney betey ko cigrate peetey daikha to uski pocket money band kardi, 1 din betey ko paisey daikey cold drink leney bheja. us raat baap ney phr betey ko cigrate peetey hue dikha. baap bada hairan hua k betey k pas paisey kahan sey aey. beta bola ?Kis Nay Kaha Tha Pepsi Pay 5 […]

SOME FACTS: THINK ABOUT IT!! Ek insan ki zindagi(life) kya hy suba uthta hy naha dho kr nashta kr k phr apna rizk ki talash krne nikal jata hy aur phr sara din khuwar ho kr thak jata hy even ye sochta hy k wo sahi salamat ghr pohanche ga ya ni phr jb thak […]

Mamu faraz kehte hain : – Bukhar hua mujhai baba mujh par dum kardo Wah Wah Bukhar hua mujhe baba mujh par dum kardo KIs nai kaha tha pepsi par 5 Rs kam kardo

For pepsi ‘shahrukh’ For coke ‘aamir’ For mirinda ‘vivek’ For fanta ‘rani’ & For Thums Up ‘Akshay’ Don’t worry For Bante wala soda ‘You’ Cheers !!!

Lo ji abhi ghor kia hy to pata chala . . . . . , , , , k PEPSI or PAKISTAN dono 65 k hogaye..:) :

Teacher : How many days are there in a year? Student : Three Hundred and Pepsi..!!!! 😀

Rat Bhar Jag Kr Ye Sochta Rehta Hn Faraz, . . . . . . . Kis Ne Kaha Tha K Pepsi Par 5 Rupe Kam Kr 2

Happy 1st Birthday of . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ‘KIS NE KAHA THA K PEPSI PE 5 RUPAY KM KR DO??’ :-D:-D:-D

Mubarik ho.., pakistan 64 ka ho gaya……………. Aur . . . . . Pepsi 65 ki……… . . . . . HapPy . . . . Independance . . . . . DAy. . . . . .

agr nhi hy Qeema tw samosay mai aalu bhrdo ‘mgr ye btao K’ kisny kaha tha k pepsi 65 ki krdo? ?.smart boy.?

Aik dfa aik Badshah ne ailan kiya k j0 mujh sy k0i b swal kry aur main us ka sahi jawab na dy sk0n t0 main apni aadhi saltnat usy dy du ga aur apni beti ki shadi us sy kr du ga lekin agr mene swal ka sahi jwab dy diya t0 us ka […]

Ek pathan Masjid Se Bohat Khushi Khushi jumme ki namaz parh k nikla, Dost Ne Khushi Ki Waja Poochi to, Pathan bola: Molvi Sahab Keh Rahe Thy Qayamat K Din Har Raaz khul Jaye ga. Dost: To Phir? Pathan; Phir to Ye bhi Pata Chal Jaye ga K. . . kis ne kaha tha PEPSI […]

Devdas : paro men ny sharab chor di ! Paro : kyu dewany ? Devdas : . . . . . . . . . . . Kis ny kaha tha pepsi 65 ki kar do ??? 😀

Jis ko FARAZ ne chaha woh kisi or ki ho gayi wha wha wha Jis ko ‘FARAZ’ ne chaha woh kisi or ki ho gayi ‘Loo daSso yaaro Pepsi fer 65 di ho gai

Katal kardo.., dafan kardo, maar dalo.., pagal kardo…! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Magar ya bata do kis ne kaha tha pepsi (65) ki kardo???B-):-P:-D;-)

ye mast mast Be-misal ankhain nashay se har Dam nidhal ankhain uthain to hosh O hawas cheeinein Giren to kar dein kamal ankhain koi hai ? un k Karam ka talib kisi ka shok-E- wisal ankhain na yun jalain na yun satain karin to kuch yeh khayal ankhain hain jeeney ka bahana yaaro yeh rooh […]

Tusi punjabi o ya pathan o, Pepsi O ya shahzan o, Angel o ya shetan o, Choclate o ya pan o Cumzor o ya pehlwan o, Tusi jo V VO par.. Tusi saadi JAAAAAAAAn ho ..

Usy logo ne itna tang kia k usne apni bat kehne ka andaz hi badal dala. wo ab kehti he Kisne kaha tha k PEPSI 65rp ki krdo..:-P

Khuda ke liye is mulk pe ab to reham kardo. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Petrol, Bijli pe na sahi to ‘PEPSI’ pe hi 5 rupy kam kardo… 🙁

Romance is in the air. Chocolate hearts, roses, and greeting cards are everywhere. If you really want to be romantic, ignore all of these commercial products this Valentine’s Day. Buying a card or some candy from the store only shows that you’re doing what’s expected. Going the extra mile to be creative shows that you […]

Agar Ab Mujhe Kisi Ne Pepsi Pe Sms Kiya To… Allah Kare Us K Mulk Ka Sadar Mar Jaey! Aameen. So Send Me Sms Fast ON PEPSI… 😉

if A=1 B=2 C=3……………. then watch below…… P+E+P+S+I 16+5+16+19+9=65 ab pta chla k |PEPSI 65 ki kaise hui

Yar ZULFIQAR MIRZA ney toh sab bata diya Par is ney ye nahi btaya K Kisne kaha tha Pepsi 65 ki kerdo…;-D

1 Larki park me bethi c0ldrink pi rahi thi.. Achanak usky samne 1 larka ruka 0r usne larki se time po0cha.. Larki ne kaha 1 shart pe bta0ngi, Pehly tum ye bta0 k.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Chand 29 […]

Tumharay Baad Baqi Orr To Sab Theek Hai Lekin, Jahan DIL Tha Kabhi Pehlay Wahan Ab DARD Rehta Hai.

Plastic Rs.20 . . . . Manufacturing Rs.3 . . . . . Packaging Rs.10 . . . . Paani Rs.25 . . . Transport Rs.2 . . . Shopkeeper margin Rs.5 . . . . . Ye lo Hisaab Kameeno… Es waja se Rs.65 ki bech rahe hain Pepsi…! M.D PEPSI Press Conference karte […]

13 x 1 = 13 13 x 2 = 26 13 x 3 = 39 13 x 4 = 52 13 x 5 = Pepsi

Roshni ziada hy light kam kar do, Sar mein dard hy pani dum kar do, Dia jab rishta PEPSI walon ne mujhy, Tub me ne hi kaha tha pepsi 65 ki kar do.. (‘_’)/ Oye bata dy / ) ( us chapal ki _/ /_ Munh wale ko.

Shiekh Rashid Post this Question On his wall kis ne kaha the pepsi 65 ki kerdo? nOw see the comments of different politicians 😛 Zardari : jis ne bhi kaha yeh jamhuriyat pe hamla hai :p … Shiekh rashid : O chal O tujhse pucha kis ne hai? Musharraf : yeh bara serious masla hai […]

Do the following !!! 1) go to google translate 2) type in ‘Who said to sell pepsi for Rs.65?’ 3) translate English to Arabic 4) Copy the Arabic version 5) choose translation from Arabic to English 6) and the truth will be unleashed!!!! Shocking! 😀

1 BACAHA WASHROOM MAIN PEPSI USE KAR RAHA THA, PATHAN: OYE BACHA YE KYA KARTI TUM. BACHA:KIS NY KAHA THA K PEPSI PAR 5 RUPAY KAM KARO.

BRAIKING NEW’S Lo bhai, pata chal gaya k aj M.Q.M soug q mana rhi hai! . . . . . . . . Kisi Ne Altaf Bhai ko pepsi 70 ki dedi.:-D

( Pepsi Ghazal ) Pila nhn saktey toh bnana band kar do Kis ne kaha tha pepsi 65 ki kar do ? Rotiyan le aao thandi Per salan toh garam kar do Kis ne kaha tha pepsi 65 ki kar do ? Ab toh Zardari ko is duniya se ruksat kar do Kis ne kaha […]

me rat ko ghar aa rha tha achank karachi k halat kharab ho gaye goliyo ki awazey aane lgi me dar ke ek darakht k peche ja chupa waha bilkul andhera tha phr ek highroof darakht k pas aa ruki or ek bori phek k chali gayi me darte darte waha se bhagne laga phr […]

Eid ki khushiu se mulk me pyar bhar 2,,,, Bhool Jao Nafratain, Jhagray khtm kr 2,,, Ae dosto mjhe tum bs itna btao k kis ny kaha tha pepsi 65 ke kar do.

Roshni zayada hay lite kam ker doo, sar main dard hay pani dam ker doo, dia jab PEPSI walon nay bahan ka rishta mujhy, tab main nay kaha k PEPSI ko 65/= ki ker do,

If A=1 B=2 C=3 Z=26 Then c the discovery . . . . . . . . . . P+e+p+s+i=65 16+5+16+19+9=65 Kya smjhay ! Kis ne kaha tha . . .

Judge (Mujrim Ko Phansi Ki Saza Sunaty Huey): Koi Aakhri Khwaish ? Mujrim : Jee … Judge : Bolo Mujrim: Wo . . . . . . . Agar Pepesi Wali Baat Pata Chal Jati Tou =P 😉

Tmhary Liye Kch B Ker Jaye’n Ge Naraz Ho Ge Tou Jaan Se Guzar Jaye’n Ge … Jtna Aish Krna Hy Kr Lo Mere Dost . . . . Eid k Baad PEPESI Pe 5.Rs Barh Jaye’n Ge … =P 😉

Dear main ne tm se 1 baat pochni thi persnl baat hai bht dair se puchna chahti the lekn mere andar itni himat nahi horahi thi.. Agar munasib sumgho tu jawab zaror dena or agr na de saken tu b meri trf se koi narazgi nahi hai. Mere dil me apk liye bht izzat hai […]

JISKO HUM NE CHAHA WO KISI AUR KI HO GAI WAH JISKO HUM NE CHAHA WO KISI AUR KI HO GAI LO DASSO YARO PEPSI PHENTH[65] DI HO GAI

pepsi ky add may shadi ki raat ko bhag nay wali larki din may pepsi lainay waalo ki line may lagi hoti hai,,,….. QUESTUION YEH HAI K . . . . . . . LARKI NAY RAAT KAHAN GUZARI??????????????/ OR KARO PEPSI 65 KI???????????????

If A=1 B=2 C=3 . . Z=26 Then look at the discovery P+e+p+s+i=65 16+5+16+19+9=65 ab shabash to de d0 itni bri disc0very pe:-D:-D

Apny wajood sy mehfil mein roshni paida kardo Hai jo dosti ka dhaaga os ko tum pakka kardo Itna asaan nahi hai es cheez ka pata lagana Ae Dost, K kis ny kaha tha k pepsi 65 rupay ki kardo= DDD

Chief Justice Of Pakistan Se Apeal Hy K Wo Az Khud Notice Lety Hoe Govt. Of Pakistan Se Aik Comeity Bunwaeen. 0r Ho Sake To I.S.I. Ya Pak Foj Ki Madad Se Ye Maloom Karen K Kis Ne Kaha Tha K Pepsi Pe 5 Rupe Kam Kardo?:

Apne wajood se mehfil me roshni paida kardo Hai jo dosti ka dhaaga usko tum pakka kardo Itna asaan nahi hai is cheez ka pata lagana ae dost K kisne kaha tha k pepsi 65 ki kardo :-D:-P

‘ ‘ BREAKING NEWS ‘ ‘ Rangers or police n karachi k tamam ilako me targetted operation shuru krdia or ghr ghr ja k puchana shuro krdia . . . . . . . Batao kisne kha he PePSI 65 ki krdo. Batao (‘-‘) /sAab /| |/ (‘_’)Mene _| _ Nh kha me tu khud […]

1 Bacha black colour ka susu kerna laga! Doctor! Pareshan Nurse! Hairan Bacha zor zor say hansnay laga aour Bola: Aour kro Pepsi 65 ki 🙂

Lo Ji Jis Baat Ka Dar Tha Woh Ho Kar He Rahi . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kis Nay Kaha Tha Kay Pepsi 65 Ki Kar Do,,,:-)

A man went 2 a pet shop. He saw a parrot n said If u giv correct answr of my question, I ll buy u. Man: Whts color of my shirt ? Parrot: Blue Man: Gud i ll buy u. Parrot: Sir if u giv correct answr of my question then im free 4 u […]

Duniya ki kaamyab qomein hamesha waqiyat ki puri investigation krti hain aur haqeeqat ko sab k samney lati hain. Kisi b taraqqi yafta mulk mein agr koi accident, dehshat gardi, coruption, disaster ho jaye to us ki mukammal chaan been k liey edaray mojoud hotey hain. Lekin afsos k hamarey watan mein jahan na-insafi, secutrity […]

Koi kuch bhi kahy Sub ki naak me dum kr du ga.. Lo phir, main is Ramzan mi PePsi par 5 rupay or kum kr duN ga.. 4m M.D Pepsi

Yaar yeh bataye ga koi . . . . . . . . . . . . . K . . . . . . . . .. . Pepsi kitnay ki chal rahee hay_:-/?

Mujhe pata tha k kamran catch chorega Faraz Is liye to mene kaha tha k . . . . Warld cup k liye mujhe b sath le chalo. From! Pepsi wala chikna.

Saari duniya ki muskaan tere paas hai Ye zameen aur aasmaan tere paas hæ, Gham na karna k tujhe yaad nahi karte. Ae dost meri to her dua tere sath hai..!

Teacher: (Come) par jumla banao??? Sardar Student: Kis ne kaha tha pepsi pe 5 rs COME kr do???? :p

Pakistan Main Govt Ki Be Hisi Ki Aik Aur Misaal Aik Mazloom Ghreelu Larki Roozana Subah Shaam Sawal Karti Ai Aur Koi Bhi Uska Jawab Nahien Deta K Kis Nai Kaha Tha K Pepsi Per 5 Rupee Kam Ker Do??

GHUROOR KA SAR NEECHA . 1 Dafa ka Zikar hai 1 Bary Zalim Bdshah ne Elaan Kraya k me Dunya k Sub Raaz Janta hun or Sb se Ziada Aqalmand hun. Jo koi Khud ko Mjh Se Ziada Zahin Samajhta hai me Uska Sar Qalam Kradunga. Ye Takabur Dekh kar Wazir ki 10 Sal ki […]

Light bhe band kardo . . Window bhe band kardo . . Pardey bhe band kardo . . Soney se pehle sirf itna batado . . Kis ne kaha tha PEPSI 65 ki kardo.

Aaj Gum Sum Hai Jo Barbaad Jazeeron Jaisi, Us Ki Aankhon Mein Chamak Thi Kabhi Heeron Jaisi Kitne Maghroor Pahaaron Ke Badan Chaak Huey, Taiz Kirnon Ki Jo Baarish Hui Teeron Jaisi Jis Ki Yaadon Se Khayaalon Ke Khazaanay Dekhay, Uski Soorat Bhi Lagi Aaj Faqeeron Jaisi Chahatain Lub Pe Machalti Hui Larki Ki Tarah, […]

Pepsi ki add may shadi ki raat ko bhag nay waali larki din may pepsi lainay waalo ki line may lagi hoti hai. QUESTION YEH HAI K, . . . . . larki nay raat kahan guzari?????’ or karo pepsi 65 ki.,….,…!

Main yeh message advance main forward kar rha hun. 2010: ‘Kiss ne kaha tha k Pepsi pe 5 Rupay kam kar do?’ 2011: ‘Kiss ne kaha tha k Pepsi 65 ki kar do?’ 2012: ‘Kiss ne kaha tha k Pepsi 85 ki kar do?’ 2013: ‘Kiss ne kaha tha k Pepsi 115 ki kar do?’ […]

Breaking news Geo news lagao . Abhi abhi khabar aye he ke (malir) (kakuana) (mukuana) (Dhudiwala) (Abudallpor) Ke kuch log pepsi company par aehtejaj kar rahe he aur cheekh cheekh kar poch rahe he ke . . . . . . . . . . ramzan me pepsi par ( 5 ) rupe kam karoge […]

Pta nhi kis ne kaha k pepsi 65 ki kardo mai h0ta to kehta pepsi ko choro loadsheding 5 ghantay kam kerdo. l(‘,’) l )(l / l mai to wese bhi SPRITE pita hun. . Seedhì Baat No Bakwas:p;-)