Category: Funny SMS

1st Frnd:yar wo najoomi to bra pohncha hoa nikla us ne asad se kaha tha k us ki zindagi mein bray utaar cherhao ayein ge or waqaee wo lift operator bn gya he …

Aik AUrat DOSri AuraT se: toba toba ye ZONG walOn ko kiya ho gaya hai. BArey Se posTEr pe LARki Ki photo hai . Aur LEkha HAi LAge Raho SAari RAat Serf 2.99 PAise MAin…….

Us Ne Kaha See You Next Time Aur Chali Gayi Pappu . . . . . . . . . Koi Ab Ye Bataye K Resturant Ka Bill Uska Baap Bharega ;-> ? ? ?…

Agar Pagal Khaney K Pagal Sey Jhaghrada Kar K Pagal Khaney Ka Doctor Pagal Ho Jaye To News Mein Khabr Kaisay Aaye Ghee? Ghar Kee Baat Ghar Mein Hee Reh Ghayee …

Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota sub k samne lo Ya tanhai me lo sharmao mut bus ab le lo kiya bhala MERA NAAM…

Muhabat Ho Jaye Ya Machar Kaaten Anjam 1 Hi Hy. What? Rat Ko Neend Nahin Aati… …

An Elephant Cow and a Khota Arguing whos the Best Elephant: I help move heavy loads Cow: I give milk . . . . kuchh bol yar Its ur turn now!…

Kash tum waaday nibha jaty.. Kisi surat dil maira behlaa jatay.. AGR ?cornetto?k paisy nhi thy to kiya hua.. 5 rupay wali ?QULFI? hi khila jaaty . . . :-> …

Simplest Truth ! One Who Sends More Forward Messages To All …. . . . . . . Is The One Who Does Not Have A Girlfriend . . . =P =D …

Aapke aankh ande jaise, Aapke kamar like coriander jaise, Aapka stomach drumb jaisa, wah wah wah!!!! kya nose hai tamatar ki tarah, kyun choowk gaye ab gayi pani mein bhains………hehe…

Some LAZY RULES We Have Adapted In 0ur Lives … 1. The Farther Away The Remote Is, The More You Like What’s Already On TV 2. If You Have To Say Something More Than Once, Its Not Worth The Energy 3. If You Spill Water, It Will Eventually Dry 4. Don’t Charge Your Phone Till […]

FiRsT NiTe FiRsT SiGhT I SaW I KnEw LoVe’s SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN DeW A pRoMiSe I mAdE and’ WiLL kEEp 2 LoVe YOU aLwAys….

Shadi Karne K Baad Aur Mobile Lene K Baad Ek hi Baat ka afsos Hota Hai? ? ? ? ? ? Thori Dairr Or Ruk Jatay To To Acha Model Mil jata…

You Never Know What You Have Until It’s Gone. . . That’s Wrong. Actually You Never Know What You Have Until. . . You Clean Your Room. . . 😉 …

Mje apna bnalo plz plz plz mje apna bnalo srf aik bar plz srf aik bar plzplz mje apna bna lo zarur dykho humtv se, bht acha drama hy,…

Ek hotel ki tables pr likha hua tha k: Hadiyan plate mein dalen kisi shaks ne table ka laam mita diya. Ab yun parha jane laga: Hadiyan pate mein dalen….

When nobody luvs u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody think about u, every 1 ignores u, then go and sit in the corner close ur eyes and think Abay Yar Akhir Chakar kya hai…

Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..! …

Buhut chahti hy mjhe pr iqrar nhi krti wo pagal hy ya nadan q izhar nhi krti English me kehti hy I LOVE YOU Urdu me kehti hy me tmse pyar nhi krti….

Larka achanak larki ko dehkh kr kehta hai, Lafz tery geet mere ghazal koi sunaon kya? Larki,hath meray gal teray kan k nechai bajaun kya,?…

Memon to Shop keeper: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai Dukandar: Aik baal toota to naya q lerahe ho Memon: jo toota hai woh akhri tha..:

Defination of Girl: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!!…

Ustaad: Sab se ziada nasha kis cheez me hota ha? Shagird: Taleem me, Ustaad: Wo kese Shagird: Janab, . . . . Kitaben kholte hi neend aa jati ha……

Ye Jo Aag Dil Me Lagi Hai Zamane Me Laga Donga. Teri Doli Jo Uthi .. . . To. . . . . . To Koi Bat Nahi Dosri Phansa Longa. …

Frnd BuhAt arSay baAD Ek doSRay sE Mi|Lay, 1st fRND: YaAR Herat hAi TumhAri =/ShrAb, =/Cigerete, =/Juwa, =/Larkiaan Cherna, =/NiswaAr, =/TambaKo, =/PaAN, =/Charas, sAb kI Adat choOT Gai haI. . Itni MazboOT Quwat-E-Iradi tUm kAhAN

1 cHor k bAchay Ne Fridge sE CaKe cHori kR K Khaya tO Chor Ne Apnay bEtAy kO Buhat maAra, Cake cHori kRnAy pEr nAhi, UngLioOn k nIshaAN chOrNay pEr …

1 Admi ka inteqal ho gya. Uska dost us ki BV k paas aaya Or bola: Kya main us ki jagah le sakta hoon? BV:Mujhe koi Etraz nahi QABRASTAN walon se pooch lo..=P;->…

|America ke nai naSal ka Ellaan| ?Na toh hum khud Shadi karay gy or na he apni naSal ko karnay day gay?:-@ …

Chaae Chahiye, Kon Si FARAZ.. Lipton He To Hai, Huunmm Lajawab…! Go0d M0rning FARAzzzzzz. :->…

Filmstar Meera ne Geo k interview me kaha hai k ‘Ager Main Jhoot Bolon tu Mera Baap Mar Jaye’ Lahore main us Din 26 Log Heart-Attack se Mar gye :-

A boy disturbs a girl at bus stop Girl: Don’t you’ve mother n sister at …home ? Boy: No Girl: Tou ghar le chal na pagal, yahan time pass kyun ker raha hy … =P ;)…

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . MISSCAL KI ZABARDAST KAMYABI KE BAAD PEHLI MARTABA <MISSED MESSAGE>…

” GiRlS hAvE aN uNfAiR aDvAnTaGe OvEr MaN … If ThEy CaN’t GeT wHAt ThEy WaNt By BeInG sMaRt, ThEy CaN gEt It By BeInG dUmB … ”…

saas: khuda ne tmhe do ankhe di hai tik se kankar nhi been sakti , bahu: khuda ne tmhe 32 dant diye hai 2_4 kankar chaba nhi sakti

A Question Asked In A Talent Test If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters, How Would You Recognize Your Wife? The Answer Came: ‘Why Should I ? 😛

Tum bi jawan, Mai bi jawan. Tumhara bhi garam khoon aur hamara bhi garam khoon. Agar tum agree ho to MIL kar isay thanda karen…? Chalo PEPSI pyen! ;->…

AIk shaer ki shaadi main AIk Chooha bht zoro shor say Bhngra dal raha tha ! Aik ney choohey say poocha bhei Shaer ki shaadi main tum kyoun dance ker rhay ho?TO chooha bola merey bhaii ki shaadi hay ! Us ney sawal kiya woh kasiey, Chooha bola shaadi say pehley main bhi Shaer tha […]

Flowers Die, Stories End, Songs Fade, Memories R 4goten, All Things Come To End, But Ye Kanwara Pan Toh . . . . . . . . Chipak Hi Gya Hai Yar 🙂 …

Hm to waise hi bongian marte hain “FRAZ” Log hmain sachi muchi shair smajne lge….

Teacher: Itifak ka jumla banao..? Student: "jis din meray Papa ki shadi thi.. itifak se usi din meri mama ki $hadi thi..!"…

Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai kuch asia ho jaye.. Papers ho par result na aye.. Class ho par teacher na aye.. Bus mein baithe par college na jaye

Shiekh ki Martay Waqt Dua: Kafan na dalo meray chehray pe, Mujhay aadat hai muskuranay ki, Aaj ki raat na dafnao mujhay yaro, Kal umeed hai market uppar anay ki …

Ek shEikH doCtOr k pAsS Gya Or bO|A K GhAr ja Kr mAreEz Check Krnay Kitnay Pesay. Doctor:300 Rs. Sheikh:cHLAin dOctOr Shb. Ghar Puhanchay tO Docor Ne pOcha K MareEz Kahan hAi? Sheikh: MareEz Koi Nahi hAi, Taxi wALa 500 Mang Raha Tha,…

“Maa” Maa Kia He? Aik Khobsorat Rishte Ka Nam, Maa K Dam Se Hi Kainat Me Rang He, Ye Maa Hi He Jo Apne Bachchon Ko Subha Uthati Aur Khti He K . . . Uth Jao Begharto 11 Baj Rahe Hain, Kutto Ki Tarha Pare Rehte Ho, Tumare Bap Ne Mulazam Nhi Rakhe Hoy […]

Mallika Sherawat is Gonna work with AMITABH & ABHISHEK BACHCHAN Guess the name of the MOVIE ? A: "CHOOM BARABAR CHOOM" !!!…

Revenge: 1foji ki fiance ny usy khat likh: ”hmsaye men nya lrka aya he,tum sy kahin acha he,men uski dulhan bnun ge,meri pic wapis bijhwa do” Foji ny apne saray sathiyon ki fiance ki 30 pics jama kin,drmyan men uski pic rkh k khat likha: ”lo,in men sy nikal lo,men tmhari shakal bhool gya hun”:-D…

Journalist: Aap ki ACTIVITIES kya haiN? Meera: Hum 2 behnaiN aur 3 bhai haiN Journalist: Bibi, aap ki activities poochhi haiN, aap k waalid ki nahiN!;-)…

Pehla Dost: Tum Ne Garmion Ki Chuttian Kahan Guzareen? Doosra Dost: 1 Din GHOREY Ki Qamar Pe Baqi 59 Din Hospital Me…* …

dabang remix . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . goli se darr nahi lagta sahb bori se lagta he

?Dis is a true lov story.? A girl sumera was madly in lov wid ali. she was always on mobile talkng 2him. she also changd her sim 4rm jaz 2 warid 4cheap cal rates her family knew abt her lov.1day she told her parents tht if she dies b4 ali, they bury her wid her […]

Teri pyaari surat pe dil harun, Teri har jaroorat pe jaan varun, Jab bhi sochoon teri harkatoon ke bare mein toh, Dil kare tere kaan ke neeche do marun.

Teacher: DELHI may kutubminaar hai.. a student was sleeping.. Teacher wakes him up & asks: "wht did i say"? Student: "DELHi mey KUtta bimaR hai" 🙂 ;-)…

Ram: What is the cost of hair cut? Barber: Rs 20 Ram: Then what is the cost of shaving? Barber: Rs 10 Rampa: Oh! Ok Plz Shave my head!!!…

Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar, Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar, Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana, Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar..!! …

ur style is like u-fone "tum he to ho" ur personality is like bonanza "absolutly world class" my responce is like lipton "yehi to hai woh apna pan" ur smile is like 7up "zara hat k" ur voice is like rooh afza "rahat-e-jaan" ur relation is like coke "maza zindgi ka" ur love is like […]

ek tum ho jo iTNey acchey ho, ek tum ho jo kitney pyarey ho, ek tum ho jo kitney sundar ho, ek tum ho jo chand sitare ho, Aur ek hum hain, jo jooth boley jaa rahey hain… …

oncE A Guy wHo recenTLy hAd a brEaKoff wiD Her giRL frieNd was aSkEd ….HAv U leFt uR girL frieNd or sHe left u??? He smileD And answerED.. L0vE LefT us!!! …

aj dil boht udas hai,lgta hai koi nahi pass hai,bus ap ki he aik Aas hai,Kion k Ap He Main Kuch KHAAS Hai, Ab Ziada Emotional Mat Hona, YEH SUB BKWAAS HAI……

BaAp BeTa Se : TuM KaB TaK PaRtHe RaHe ThE? BeTa: RaT 12 BaJe TaK,LeKn 11 BaJe ToU LiGhT GaYe ThI, BeTa: MoSmYaT Se MaI PaRhNe MaI ItNa MaGaN ThA K LiGhT JaNe Ka PaTa Hi NaHe ChAlA . . . ;->…

Teacher; Homework Kiun Nhi Kiya? Stdnt; Sir,Light Nhi Thi Teachr; To Mom Batti Jala Lete Student; Sir,Maachis Nhi Thi Teachr; Machis Kiun Nai Thi Student; Pooja Ghar Me Rkhi Thi. Teachr; To Wahan Se Le Aate Student; Nahaya Hua Nhi Tha Teachr; Nahaye Kiun Nhi Thy Student; Pani Nhi Tha Sir Teachr; Pani Kiun Nhi […]

AiK CaR Ka AcCiDeNt Ho GaYa MaLiK Ne IsE SaLe K LyE RaKh DiYa AiK AdMi CaR K MaLiK K PaSs AyA AuR PoChA JaNaB KiA Ye CaR PhElE ChAlTi ThI MaLiK Ne JaL KaR KaHa NaHe JaNaB DaRkHt Ne KuD AkAr TaKaR MaRi ThI . . . :-P;->…

I Love To Walk In Rain,, Bec0ze No One Can See Me Doing Sussu In My Pants.. . . . . . . . . . . . . Pappu Kg.2 .. ;->…

Baap ne betay se kaha : ‘dekho ye aaj tumhari teacher ki taraf se mujhe 1 letter mila he….’ Beta : ‘aap bay-fikar rahen, mein ammi ko nahi bataon ga….

Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge: Aap Theak Hain, Is Liye Aapko RELEASE Kya Ja Raha Hai. Magar Afsos K Kal Jis Pagal Ko Aapne Swimming Pool Mai Doobnay Se Bachaya Tha, Aaj Usne Phanda Daal Kar Khud-Kushi Karli. Pagal: Us Ne Khudkushi Nahi Ki Hai. Woh To Maine Usay Taang Diya Tha Sukhanay K Liye. :-)…

Bandook chal gai fire ho gaya, wah wah wah bandook chal gai fire ho gaya kuch b bak to kia shayer ho gaya, …

Gud girls r found in every corner of d earth…..But Unfortunately earth is Round!! …

7i-7-3-3l-7- ,-3. 7,7-3. ! l 7l_7/ 3l_/ 7!_7_PRESS:Edit&amp; remove all 7 &amp; 3 to understand this sms. Its Especially 4 u. Do try it …

What will Himesh say to magnify a picure..? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Zara Zoom Zoom… ;->…

Ek dost dusre se: Yaar wo dekh oont k moo se dood nikl raha he 2nd dost: nhi yaar wo toot pest se daant saaf kr raha he… …

Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat sanajhna. Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat samajhna. Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha Mera mat samajhna. …

TEACHER: Bachcho! practical ka matlab batao…! STUDENT: jab koi PRA(bhai) tickle(achar) khata hay to osay ‘practickle (practical) ‘kehte hay…;) …

Father:Tell me the difrence of FLY & Mousqut. Son:Fly & mousqut both r sergen?s.Fly check the patiant & mousqut give injection to patiant …

Ek aadmi ne add dekha, “PURANI BIKE DO AUR NEW BIKE LO” Wo us address per pohancha to wahan koi shop nahi thi. Us ne guzarny walay do Larkon se is add k baary mein poocha, unhon ne GUN nikal k kaha: ye add hum ne diya tha!! “CHAL YE PURANI BIKE DE AUR JA […]

Aap mujhe itne pasand ho jitna…. Ullu ko Raat, Dentist ko Daant, Gadhe ko Laat Gharib ko Gaddi Kuttay ko Haddi aur aur Nange ko Chaddi ;->…

Larki: Musibat k wakt hamasha muskarana rehna chahiya Larka: Is liya to main tumhain dekh kar muskarata rehta hoon. . . . :->…

Nokar! Mein nokari chor k ja raha hon. Aap ko muj par barosa nein. Saith! Had ho gahi hai thijori k chabihan maz per padi reti hein. Nokar! Un mein se eik bi chabi thijori ko nein lagthi….

1 dulha apnay dost se shadi k din:yar koi aise baat btao jo main apni bewi se jatay he kahon to wo hearan ho jaey. Dost:Tum Jatay he apni biwi ko talak dy dena!…

Roshni Dekar Doob Jana Koi Suraj Se Sikhe DiL Dekar Dard Lena Koi HAM Se Sikhe HAM To Bas Ek CUP Chai Pi Lete Hen Shadi Me DAT Kar KHANA Koi AP Se Sikhe ;->…

Nurse Investigating A Patient With Head Injury Nurse: Name? … Patient: Jhonny Nurse: Age? Patient: 39 Nurse: Married Patient: No No , Its A Car Accident .. =P =D …

musEum mE dO kHopri pari thi. 1st frnd:: ye hitler ki khopri pari hai. 2nd frnd:: oR jo saAth mE choti kHOpai hai wo kis ki Hai?? 1st frnd:: jAb hitler chOta tha ye tAb ki hai. """Dangerous G@mblr""" 0313-7364884…

Na Pooch teri judai k lamhay mene kaise bitaye, pani men SURF EXCEL mila k straw se bulbuly banae ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?…

~ Advice To Remember ~ D o n ‘ t L e a v e Y o u r F o o d 0 n T h e S t o v e W h i l e C h e c k i n g F a c e b o o k … […]

1 Shaks Ki Murghi beemar Hui … . …. . . Tou Phir . . . . Tou Us Ne Murghi k Theek Hony Ki Khushi Mein 1 ‘Bakra’ Sadqa ker Dia … =P =D …

Ham tumko chaand kehty magar usme daagh hai, Suraj kehty usme to aag hai, socha tumko Bandar keh doon…. magar us kambakht mein bhi Dimagh hay..;-) …

Galat Nazar se Dekho gay to her Taraf Kharabi Nazar ayegi, Sahi Nazar se Dekho gay to her Sunder Larki Tumhain TUMHARI "BHABI" NaZaR Aye Gi.ch….

Ek faqeer bachi se ALLAH k naam par de beta bachi main beta nahi beti hun faqeer: ALLAH k naam par de beti bachi mera naam nusrat hai faqeer: ALLAH k naam par de nusrat bachi mera pora naam: Nusrat parveen hai faqeer: ALLAH k naam par de nusrat parveen bachi: Ye hui na baat […]

Intrnational Survey se iss bat ka pata chala hai k aurtain marte dam tak sath nahin chorhtien . . MARD KA NAHI FASHION KA ;-> …

Dost: yar Dr. ye Q pochty hn k subha kya khya rat kya khya…? 2nd dost: yar is se mareez ki maali halt ka pta lg jata hy.;-)…