Category: Double Meaning SMS

Baraye meharbani is msg ko itna forward karen k….. ….. Meri girl friend tak pohanch jaye… ‘Maham, tum ne sim change kar k changa nai kitta 😉

‘AADHI RAAT KO 1 SUNSAN SARRAK PAR 1 LARKI KHARI THI, LAGTA THA K KISI KA INTIZAR KAR RAHI HAI, USI LAMHE LARKI KO DOOR SE SARRAK PAR 1 CAR AATI DIKHAI DE, LARKI NE CAR KO RUKNE K LIYE ASHARA KIYA, JAB CAR QAREEB AYE TU LARKI DRIVER KO DEKH KAR BOLI, OOO ‘SORRY’ […]

Girls College K Bahar Chaat Wale Ko Larki Bolti Hai: Bhaiya Meri Chaat. . Chaat Wala: Ek Minute . . . Larki: Jaldi Se Chaat Period Start Hone Wala Hai. . ;->…

Wo kiyA hAi?? JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA hAi?? U Dirty MiNd AnswEr hAi . BethA huA . BAkrA … :p ;->…

Come here, take off ur pants+get on top of me. Enjoy urself until u r fully statisfied. Lovingly urs, == ??I____?TOILET? -.t?"?"?) ___(_ …

Hmari life os waqt complate hoti hai. Jabap hon or m hon or humary choty choty pyary pyary cute cute nany munny sharti sharti ‘SMS’ hon…..

ALLAH Apko GhArk kry. ?~?~?~? ~?~?~? ?~?~?~? . . , . . , Khushyo k Gehry SmAndAr me K Jis ki Gehr?yo tAk kAbi koi Gham nA pohnch sAky . ./ …

…*Adult sms 0nly who are 18+ can read this sms… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Iss bar electi0n mai vote Imran khan ko dena…23* think positive…23*

Agr Apko 22 Saal ki Larki Jhuk Kr Salam Kry To Apko Uski Kia Cheez Nazar Ayegi? Uski Achi Tarbiyat bhai,, tri isi Soch ki wja se barish nhi ho rhi:-)

Teacher told RAMU 2 write a sentence Ramu wrote:"My penis in ur hand" Teacher slapped RAMU why? B’coz he forgot to put space between Pen & is… ;->…

Catch her by her waist Bring her home Keep ur hand on her neck Put ur lips on her lips & have a Nice Drink ?COCA COLA? Buurrrrrrrrrrr;-) …

May kitna tm pay marta hun Aur kitni mohabat krta hon Bas ik shikayt hai tm sy May jab bhi perhnay lagta hon Tm chupky sy ajati ho Aur aky mjhy behkati ho Na jany kiya smjhati ho Aur apny pas bulati ho Yeh soch zra,Ae mairi jaan! Kch kaam bhi hai is duniya ka. […]

whAt cOMes dOwN bUt nEvEr gOeS Up? . . . tHiNk . . . tHiNk . . itS eAZy . . . stILL cOnFuSeD? . . . Ok . . . oH Its RAIN…!…

\LoveLY QUESTION// Wapda walay din me tumhari kitni baar letay hain? Or kitni der letay hain? Jhatkay mar mar k letay hain ya aram se? Jab Letay hain to us waqt tMhari halat kesi hoti hai? Paseenay to zaror nikaltay hoon ge tumharay? Main Light ki baat kr raha hon, Reply zarOR krna jan|x. …

What’s An Average 6 Inch Long Inside A Guy’s Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up? A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.! Always Think POSITIVE

Smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips. Of course you know the first one… 😀 It’s keeping ur mouth shut. 😛 But I like the way U think! 😉

kaisa lgta hai? barasti barish main, hawa k jhonkon k sung, khamoshi sy chalte hue koi aap ka hath tham k holay se keh de "GATAR"HAI ZARA KHAYAL SE….

Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju, Hum bewafa jahan mein wafa dhondte rahay, Mehromiyon k dor mein Kin hasraton k sath, Hum chulon ki BIRYANI mein BOTI dhondte rahay:-D

dunya ap ko us waqt tak nahi hra skti jb tak ap khud se na haar hao, ager sub kuch kho kr bhi kuch krne ki himt baqi hy to samjo kuch nahi khoya, ~rajputs~

School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega…! ;-)…

Usne sab k samne awaz lagai . . Mene awaz suni to usay pehchan liya . . Mene churi nikali . . Uski taraf tezi se badha. Aur bola khan Bhai! churi tez kardo!…

WILL U DO IT,IF WE WERE ALONE & IT WAS DARK & U WERE IN MY ROOM AND U WERE UNDER MY COVER,WILL U HELP ME FIND MY TEDDYBEAR.

Kehtay Hain Larki K Hath Main Barkat Hoti Hai. Bilkul Sahi Hai. Kyon K 3 Inch Ki Cheez Hath Main Do To 9 Inch Ki Ho Jati Hai. Jese ‘CHAPAATI’ Sadqay Jaon Tumhari Soch K. 🙂

Judge-y did u attack tat young man? Old lady- he grabbed me, took my clothes off, threw me on d bed & shouted APRIL FOOL!…

5 inch ki jaga 7 inch ka pehle se mota or xtra lamba jo app ko day pehlay se zaida maza sakun or aram ki zamanat life time gurantee k sath master ka molti foam

AMERICAN: Humare Dogs Bomb Dhond Lete Hain JAPANI: Humari Fish Football Khel Leti Hain PAKISTANI Yeh Tu Kuch Bhi Nahi Hy Hamare Tu Gadhay Bhi Sms Parh Lete Hain.

jub main mangta hun to tum daiti ni ho jawab meri bat ka jab main daikhta hun to khara ho jata hy rom rom mery jazbat ka aik din rakhny laga to choot gya hath sy phool mery gulab ka phir us ny pyar sy kaha dal do balon main mery phol gulab ka .

Ehsas na ker in jazb0 ka nzr0 sy gira beshk lekn….! Jeena bhi mjhe dushwar lge itna bhi nazar andaz na ker…!

U picked me up,U took me home,U put ur hands around my waist,U took off my top,then U put ur lips om mine. THANK GOD im a bottle of PEPSI. …

Lo ajh v hoo gi sab di upr nachy hr pasy di Loadshadding Happy LoadShadding

Yar Tumhen karne ka Maza Hi kuch Or Hy (YAAD) Mera Dekh kar Tum Khush Bahut Hote Ho (Message) Sirf Ek Do Jaga Se Hi karwaya Karo (Easy Load) Abhi Tum Ne Mera Dekha Hi kahan Hy (Pyar)

1 larka Larki se puchta hai k: Bachay kese hote hain/ Larki : chup..!!! Larka : Batao Na plz:p Larki : Nahi pata ab mat pchna ..!! Larka : Aray bewaqoof itna bhi nahi pata . . . Bachay Shararti hote ain. Moral :- Girls hamesha boys ko galat hi samjhti hain .

GIRL: Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi BOY: Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga? GIRL: Tum Tum Doosri Icecream Le Lena! =P 😉

kise ke madad waqt us ke aankhon main mat dekho ho sakta hy us ke shrminda aankhen tumhary dil main goroor paida kr den

wo kon sa time hota hy jo mard ko 10 mint me thaka dyta hy or orat chahti hy k wo karta rahy ‘SHOPING’ kaky tere soch ko salam hy

Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ? Larki Dodh Pee Rhe Ho Larka Kis Ka ? Larki Apni Bhen Ki Bhains Ka …=P;-):-P

Our Frndship Means So Much 2 Me Dat if v were the last people on a sinking ship and v hav a single Life Jacket then i will. . Mmmmm. . . . . . Iwil Mis U …

Aap se Aik Special Bat Karni hai Koi Paas To nahi Zara akely ho Jao or Kisi Ko Na btana Warna Koe Bhi Masla Ban Sakta hai Ghor Se suno Jaldi Say "sms2friends.org" visit karo …

; ; ; ; ; ; c(“”””) c(“”””) “””” “””” $pecia

A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?.. Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga…

Log apne kapro ke style pr kitna paisa barbad kar dete hain,, Jab k zindgi ke sab se haseen lamhe bina kapro ke guzarty hain,, . . . . . . Yahan per main Bachpan ki baat kar raha hoon janab.

Newz reporter:Ap ka best cricketer kon hai. Nergis: YUHANA Newz reporter:Mainy ap ka best cricketer pocha hai HOBBY nahi….

1 Larka, 1 Larki AHA Adhi Rat ko OHO Jungle me, WAWAH Jhari k Peche OYE Sab se chup k UFF ek dujey k sath HAWW Aam Kha rahe thay FITAY MU….

aad karo Woh din jab tum ne Shalwaar utaari aur ultay lait gaye. Aur thora sa andar janay par tum bohat roye thy. Aur . . . . . . . . . . Tumhary PAPA ne kaha bas Beta Injection Lag gaya hai

MY PRINCIPLE OF LIFE? If someone throws a stone at you? throw a flower at him BUT? ? ? ? ? ? Make sure the flower is still in the pot . . . ;->…

Crime Doesn’t Pay. . . . Does THAT MEAN MY JOB IS A “CRIME”…

Batao wo kaun hai jo sab k samne aurato ki —-LETA HAI tauba kitna galat sochTe HO mera sawal hai k wo kaun hai jo sab k samne aurato ki photo leta hai?…

R u emotionally dumbed? Creatively challenged? Artistically void? Socially hopeless? And financially desperate? Congrats you are a PAKISTANI! …

Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota sub k samne lo Ya tanhai me lo sharmao mut bus ab le lo kiya bhala MERA NAAM

Uffo Kia Kerte Ho Duur Hat Jao Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia Soche Ga ?? Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ? Uff Abi Nhi Krona Akele Me Krna NAAK SAAF ;-> Hamesha Ganda Sochna

1nce Mother In Law And Daughter In Law Both Were Walking Mother In Law Got Tired And Stopped Daughter In Law Died On Spot How ? Kyunki ?Saas Ruk Gayi? …

Bush: Mere pain da char munda hua hy. Musharraf: Mubarak huvay. Bush: But ik masla hy. Musharraf: o ki. Bush: piu da pta nhe. Musharraf: Koi gal nhe USAMA da pa diyo.

Girls misuse it! Anger robs it! Models sell it! Photogrphs cage it! Doctors advice it! Death freezes it! Artists create it! That’s SMILE Keep Smiling..

To Know A Person Walk a Mile In His Shoes . . . Than Than What. . . He Is a Mile Away, U Have His Shoes . . . Just Runnn . . . ;-> …

Wada karo: Wada karo K Tum Zindagi Ki Har Cheez Mujh Se Share Karoge Wada karo Khushi Ghum Dukh Sukh Or Yahan Tak K Balance bhi!;-) …

Why is there a gate around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in.

1 girl Coke pi rahi thi k achank us me se 1 machhr nikla or Bola ‘MAA’ girl: main teri ‘MAA’ nhi hun Machhr: aisa na bol MAA main teri ‘coke’ se nikla hun..

Larki: Jaan Chotey soraakh Mein Nahi, Barray Soraakh Mein Daalo. Larka: Andhera Itna hai Soraakh Nazar Nahi Aa Raha. Larki: Sorakh par Ungli Phero mehsoos Hojae ga? Larka: Wah! Ungli sey tou Andhere Mein Bhi Sorakh Mill Gaya. Larki: Jan ab Aahista Sey Andar Daal do. Larka: Poora Andar Chala Gaya. UUf ! Kitna Mushkil […]

EK TEACHER NY BRAZER NI PAHNA THA OR US K BLOUZ K 3 MA SY 2 BUTTON KHUL GY JSY DKH K 2 LRKY HANSNY LGY TEACHER NY KAHA HANSO MUT WARNA 2ONO KO BHAR NIKAL DOU GE

In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON? Think.. Think.. Ans is SHOPPING! :-p God Bless Your Naughty Mind!

MaiN ne aap ki leni chaahi. Magar aap ne na di. (Raaye) MaiN ne aap ko apna dena chaaha. Magar aap ne na lia. (Pyaar) Aakhir aap ne mera dekh hi lia na (Ghussa) Pehlay kehtay thay k mujhay tumhaara hi pasand hay (Andaaz) Lekin ab kehtay ho, k maiN kisi aur ka looN ga […]

Larki: Bas karo raat say kar rahay ho aur subha honey wali hai. Thaky nahi? Larka: Abhi to kuch nahi kia Ab to din raat karunga Q k merey . . . . . . ‘SMS’ Free hain.

Is qadar teri yad mai rota hon, Is qadar teri yad mai rota hon.. k k Raat ko hath mai pakar k sota hon.. . . Teri tasveer yara, Sorry me gandy msgs nae krta 😉

Allah apko Lambi balo wali Neli anko wali Gulabi honto wali . Patli kamar wali . . . . . . . .Khubsorat . . . . . . . BAKRI ata karay!AAMIN….

Perho dostou Sirf Perho Or perhtay he raho kiu k ye he time hai parhnay ka Dil Gurday Dimagh Sub laga kr perho SMS …

1 AADMI DO LADKIYO KA HATH PAKRAY HOA THA… . . . . . . JO TUM SOCH RAHAY HO, WESA KUCH NHI THA WO 2NO LADKIYA TO OSS AADMI KI BEHNAY THI 😉

Aurtoon ki khuli he… Or mardoon ki bund he. Kia? . . . . . . . . . . Double sawari yar..

Pls remind me 2 remind u about remindin me to send u dis reminder oh dat reminds me can u remind me wot the reminder was ive forgot! …

When I take a long time to finish, I am slow, When my boss takes a long time, He is thorough When I don?t do it, I am lazy, When my boss does not do it, He is busy, When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart, When my boss […]

Wot letters r missin in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & u get a heart!if u pick U,u will get hurt! I’d pick U coz it’s better to get hurt than have a heart without U! …

Btao wo kya chez ha jo ha to tmhari Lekin Hmesha dosre lete hain? . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . .. . . ‘Oye Tera Nam Yar’

wife: bus karo rat k 12 bajese kar rahe ho or subah ke8 ho chuke hai.thake nahi? husbd: abhi to kuch nahi kiya ab to din rat karuga q k mere 8000 msg free hai.

its very easy to hurt someoone and thin say ……sorry…..but its really very difficult to get hurt and say …..its ok i am fine ……

Ur Best Ur Unforgetable Ur so cute Ur Great Ur so sweet Ur so Intelligent Ooppsss! Sorry galat number pe SMS Kar dia?..! …

A girl ask to Qari sb. wo kya hai jo cow k pas 4 or mere pas 2 hain Qari sb = legs Girl= wo kya hy jo tmhari pent may hy or meri pent may nai Qari sb = Paisy Girl= Wo kya hy,jo log din ki bjaye rat ko bed pe krte hain […]

Aap ko “CHODA”..Aap ko pir “CHODA”Aap ko bar bar “CHODA”Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye”CHODA AUGUST” mubarik ho.

This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT! …

3 log they Zabardasti Ghar me ghus gae Aur Bedroom se use utha k le gaye. Kisi ne meri ek na suni. Jate hove keh gae. ‘Baki Qistaein de kr apna TV le jana.’

Meaning of PYAAR? Its a Group of fRiends sitting around a table in a BAR… saying… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . “P-YAAR” . . . …

A)Ur Attractive B)Ur Buff C)Ur Charmin D)Ur Delicious E)Ur Excitin F)Ur Funny G)Ur Gorgeous H)Ur Heavenly I)Im J)Just K)Kiddin L)Loser! …

Lets Plan For A Movie 2day R U Free? If Yes.. Tum Apne Tv Pe Dekho, Mein Apne Tv Pe Dekhunga …

It’s the thing that satisfies ur mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! It’s called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.

I Go In Hard…. Come Out Soft…. You Blow Me Hard….. What Am I……..??? A Chewing Gum…. ;->…

Some Basic Rules 1.Apni Wife Ki Hr Roz Leni Chahiye KHABAR 2.Uska Pakar Kr Bar Bar Chumna Chahiye HAATH 3.Uska Bare Aaram Se Dabana Chahiye PAIR 4. Uski Aage Se Hi Nahi Peeche Se Bhi Karni Chahiye TAREEF 5.Uske Samne Aate Hi Nikaal Kar Uske Hath Mai dedo Monthly Salary! …

My eyes bear uncountable tears:-( Bcoz u r far away 4m me:-( I wish u were here To cut these ONIONS instead of me;-) …

Raat kay 1 bajy band kmray me ak bed pay ik he chadar me 2 . . . . . Bhai s00 rahe thay. Ap kia samjay k kn so re thay..

TERi lita k lu? Ya bitha k lu? Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu? ya tujhe karun khara ? ya teri jhuka k lu? Ab tu hi bata k main teri PHoto kaise lon?

1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai. Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon? Miss: So sweet! Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun. Miss: Wo kyon? Bacha: Ta’kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen, Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai! Bacha: . Tution parhne k liye..