B0y:
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Girl:
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Kya Ap Macharon Se Pareshan Hain! Sone Mein Takleef Hoti Hy?? . . . To......
- Agar nazle aur khansi k saath namkeen
Agar Nazle Aur Khansi k Saath Saath Namkeen Balghum b Aa Raha Ho Tou Thori......
- Advise kbi kisi ka dil na toro
ADVISE Kbi Kisi Ka Dil Na Toro, QK Wo hr Kisi K Pas 1 Hi......
- Ap logo ko sharam nahi atae zubaida
AP logo ko sharam nahi atae zubaida apa ko badnam mat karo tumaharay ghar maa......
- Agr 3 din tak subha nend se
Agr 3 din tak subha nend se jaag kar kangha na kia jae to Hair......
- Ek kashti mei engineer mba or zubaida
ek kashti mei ek ENGINEER, MBA or Zubaida apa ja rehay they k Jin aagaya......
- 1 engineer mba student or zubeda aapa
1 ENGINEER, 1 MBA student or ZUBEDA AAPA kashti me ja rahe thy, k JIN......
- Masjid k bahir chppal rakhte waqat aik
‘Masjid k bahir chppal rakhte waqat aik juta 1 konay ma aur 1 juta 1......
- Dost k piche mat bhago agar
Dost k piche mat Bhago, Agar Bhagna hai toh Dost ki Girlfriend k Piche Bhago........
- Hamesha munfrid raho jesy namak jiski
Hamesha Munfrid Raho Jesy NAMAK JisKi Mojudgi Mehsus Nhi Hoti Mgr IsKi Gair Mojodgi Tamam......
- Government agar motor cycle chalaney par pabandi
‘GOVERNMENT agar motor cycle chalaney par pabandi laga dey to DOUBLE SAWAARI par pabandi khatam......
- Agar bacha shararat se baz na aaye
Agar Bacha shararat se baz na aaye aur hamesha tang krta rhay tou usay dheeli......
- Tmam cheezain jo z s start hon
Tmam cheezain jo ‘Z’ s start hon, Tabahi machati hy. ZLZALA, ZULM, ZEHR, ZAKHM, ZUKAAM,......
- Khana is tarha banao k wo
KHANA IS TARHA BANAO K…….. WO KHANA NAI PARHE BALKE SONG K PET BHAR JAE........
- Agar ap ko roza lagta ho to
Agar ap ko roza lagta ho to sehri main ap teen hari mirchain kha lia......
- sardion me r0zana subha 1
*. . .Sardion me r0zana subha 1 brfilay pani ki balti se nahaen to sardi......
- agar aap se koi larka
*. . .agar aap se koi larka set nahin horaha . . . . to......
- Phur phur phu khur khu khuuuu
Phur phur phu phu phu khur khur khu…… khuuuu phu khu zubaida aapa so rahi......
- Karachi ke halat ko dekhtey huye zubaida
Karachi ke halat ko dekhtey huye Zubaida aapa ka naya totka: ‘ap sab apne sath......
- Agar aap apni hifazat chahtay hain tou
Agar aap apni hifazat chahtay hain tou…. .? .? .? .? .? Apna wazan itna......
- Loose motion theek karne k liye thori
‘Loose motion theek karne k liye thori dair k liye BARF pe beth jaen neeche......
- Agar aap macharon se pareshan hon aur
Agar aap macharon se pareshan hon aur sone mein takleef hoti ho to. . .......
- Agr apki khane pine k chizon my
Agr apki khane pine k chizon my mkhi gir jae to Use nkal kr itna’chbayen’k......
- Special 2 sms smsssss zubaida
Special . . . 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2......
- agr raat ko sote wqt jalti
*. .Agr raat ko sote wqt jalti hui cigratte mun me rakh ke soya jaye......
- mehbooba ko kas k pakar
*. . .Mehbooba ko kas K pakar K, Honton pe hont rakh K, Kamar ko......
- i can feel your love i
?-I can feel your LOVE… -I can feel pulse of your HEART… -I can feel......
- Class mein lecture ke doraan thori dair
Class mein lecture ke doraan thori dair ke liye aankh laga lene se na to......
- agr gosht ma dalne k
*. . .Agr gosht ma dalne k lye koi sabzi smjh na aye to… Ap......
- Sardi me rat ko 1200 baje or
Sardi me Rat ko 12:00 baje Or Rat 3:00 baje Pani me baraf dal kr......
- Agar sufar me bp low ho gy
agar sufar me BP low ho gy uaur namk nhi mil raho ho to nak......
- Wo bhut buland tha hamari socho se
Wo bhut buland tha hamari socho se, us ne 3 saal ki umar me kamil......