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hor pucho totkay


zubeda aapa ne tang akar khudkushi kar li.


Agar aap macharon se pareshan hon aur sone mein takleef hoti ho to. . .
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Macharo k sone k baad soya karen ...
(Zubida Aapa k anti malaria totkay) :D


Agar Nazle Aur Khansi
k Saath Saath Namkeen
Balghum b Aa Raha Ho
Tou Thori Cheeni Kh Le'n
Us Se Aap Ko
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Rabri Ka Maza Aaye Ga

(Zubaida Aapa k Lazeez
Totke


Main 6-7 Saal Ki Thi
Mujhay Yaad Hai
Jub Pakistan Bana Or
Hum Pakistan Aaye
To Main Ne Brown
Color Ki Faraak Or
Choori Daar Pajama
Pehna Hua Tha Or
Haath Main Kaaju
Thay
Pooray Raastay
Khaatay Huay I Thi

Zulfiqar Mirza tu ne

Ghalat Kaha K
Bhookay Nangay
Aaye Thay

Zubeda Aapa Ka
Latest Bayaan ;


Agr Koi Apko SMS Ya Miscalls De Kar Tang Kar raha Hy Tu
Uska Number Facebook Par
Larki K Naam Se Likh Den aur Maza Dekhain.

Zubaida Aapa K Chechoray Totke.


Agar koi larki apko rah chalte bhai keh de tu ghabrane ka nahi,

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Ek thapar laga ke bolo

idhar kiya kar rahi ho.?

Ghar jawo :

Zubaida aapa k ghairat mand totkay.


'Masjid k bahir chppal rakhte waqat aik juta 1 konay ma aur 1 juta 1 konay ma raknay se chapal chori nhi hoti'

=ZUBAIDA AAPA k HIFAZTI Totkay


Kisi k marne ki Khabar har kisi ko nai dena chahiyem,

is tarah karne se!

biryani kam par sakti hai.

(zubaida aapa k matlabi totke )


Apny BED se pyar karo ye tumhara apna hai.

-Din ko aram karo ta k tm rat me so sako.

-Books pakiza hain is liye hath na lgao

-Koi kam kal pe na choro wo parson ya tarson b kia ja skta hai

-Agr tmhe parhne ka mann chahe to beth jao jb tk ye feeling khtm na hojaye

-Ye mat bhulo k study ek healthy activity hai isliye ise bemar logon k lye chor do.

A Public Service Messge frm NSF (Nikkamay Student Fedration) chairman zubiada aapa.


*. . .agar aap se koi larka set nahin horaha
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to aap ki shakal he achi nahin hogi beta..ab is mai main kiya kar sakti hun :p
(zubeda aapa ki bebasi).


Ghr me machar ziada hojaen to gaye(cow) ka khusk gober beech kmry me rkh k jlaen.

Machar ye kehty huy bhag jaengy,

Zubaida apa ye tmhare he kamina pan hai.:-)


Kya Ap Macharon Se Pareshan Hain! Sone Mein Takleef Hoti Hy??

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To Macharo K Sone K Baad Sojaen! Zubaida Aapa K Nadan Totkay


Zubeda Appa Aarz Krti He
Mere DIL K Bavarchi Khane Me Teri Yad Ka Cholha Jalta He

..Wah Wah..
Kia Sher He

Zara Ghor Karen

Mere DIL K Bavarchi Khany Me Teri Yad Ka Cholha Jalta He


Tere Ishq K Pakore Pakty Hen Jis Me SHAN Masala Dalta He..!
('.')/Oye Hoye
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_| _ AAPA:-)


agar sufar me BP low ho gy uaur namk nhi mil raho ho to nak me sy chowa nikal kar chat lyn

Zubaida apa ky gundy totky


Jinko bhag kr shadi krni ho un k liye 2011 m bht acha Muhrat hai

9.2.11,

Is date se faida uthaein or
9-2-11
ko
9 2 11 ho jaein

Zubaida apa k ghr bsao totky


Zubaida Apa kTotkay

Chahre ki rangat me nikhar aur kel mahason se nijaat me ubtan jesa naqis tareqa tark kren aur sasta aur nehayat moassar tariqa apnaen muhallay ki qarib tar cow se mulaqat karen aur unka umda aur taza khusbodar gobar le k chahre pe malyay phr daikhna apka yh nikhar dunya daikhay gi

Zubaida apa k totkay ;)


Agar rishtedar mein koi larki phasani ho to?
Jab wo kitchen mein jaye to peechay se ja kar uski gardan pakar lo

Agar hans pare to samjho k phans gai
Aur?
Agar gussa kare to shoor macha do

Baji dar gae
Baji dar gae

Zubaida apa k aashiqaana totkay.


KHANA IS TARHA BANAO K........


WO KHANA NAI PARHE BALKE SONG K PET BHAR JAE..
HAHAHA
ZOBAIDA APA KA MEHENGAI KI BACAHT K TOTKE,.,.,.


“BALGHAM” ko dhoop mein sukha kar choti choti goliyan bana k chabaya jaye
to
“DING DONG” bubble gum ki kami puri ho jati hai..!
ZUBAIDA AAPA k bachat walay totkay..!;-)


Agar munni ko topi wala burqa pehna kar dabung film main laya jata tu woh badnami sey bach sakti thi!
(Molana fazal -ur- rehman)
zubeda apa aj chuti pe hai..:-)


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Zubaida Aapa ki sms mobile tone.

Free download k lye
Agly totkey ka wait kren


*. . .Girlfrend k honto pr shehd laga kar kiss ki jae to gulabjaman ka maza aye ga aur khansi b theek ho jae gi.
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(Zubaida appa k Chaska tootky)


Refrnce:
Dailly jung of 02-01-11 ...'APPEAL'...

Taman doston se guzarish hai k Allah k wasty Zubeda Aapa ka mazaq na uraen wo buzurg khatoon hai. ALLAH mazaq uraney walo ka mazaq bana deta hai. Zara sochein koi is tarha hamari Maa ka mazaq uraye to? Allah ap ki Maa, behno ki izzat ki hifazt kare (AMEEN) Khud ko bhi rokein or 2sro ko bhi rokein. Plz fwd 2 all. From,
(Zubeda aapa ka Beta,
Hussain Tariq).


Agar aap apni hifazat chahtay hain tou....

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Apna wazan itna barha len...

K naap ki bori milna mushkil hojaye...!!! :-P:-D;-)
(Zubaida Aapa)


“BALGHAM” ko dhoop mein sukha kar choti choti goliyan bana k chabaya jaye
to
“DING DONG” bubble gum ki kami puri ho jati hai..!
ZUBAIDA AAPA k bachat walay totkay..!;-)


Agr Aap k bachy Ziyada Matti Khaty hen to.



To Unhen thori Cement bhi Khila den
Bunyad Pakki ho jayegi.

Zubeda Aapa k Bunyadi totky.


*. . .Sardion me r0zana subha 1 brfilay pani ki balti se nahaen to sardi ka asar boht kam mehsoos hota ha !!
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Zubeida Apa k marwa dene wale totke;-)


'Loose motion theek karne k liye thori dair k liye BARF pe beth jaen neeche se thand lagne se motion freez ho k SAKHT ho jaege'
Aye haye
Zubaida Aapa sadqay jawan..!!!!!


Agar apke daant main deera lag jaye to 1, 2 haftay tak kuch mat khayen piyen.

Keera andar he bhuka mar jaye ga....
(Zubaida apa k jan lewa totkey)


ager ap ki morgi roz ek anda de rahi hon tu

ap sobha oth kar us k samne choriya tezz karen

wo 1 anda dene k bajae 2 ande dena shoro ho jae gi






ZUBEDA APA K GAND PHAR TOTKE


Zubaida apa arz karti hain~~

meray dil kay bavarchi khane mein teri yad ka choolha jalta hai~~~

WAH.......WAH.......

zara ghor karen.......

meray dil kay bawarchi khane mein teri yad ka choolha jalta hai...
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teray ishq kay pakoray paktay hain jin mein SHAN masala dalta hai

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@@ oye hoye looot liya aapa jan......


Chehre Ko Gulabi Krna Ho Tou
2 Eggs
1 Spon
Lal-Mirch
Phaint Ker
Chehre Pe 5 Mins
Masage Kr K Dho Len
Surkhi Ana Shruu Ho
Jaye Gi,

Zubaida Aapa K
Jaan-Leva Totke =


Wo bhut buland tha hamari socho se,
us ne 3 saal ki umar me kamil 3 ghante 1 arabi faseeh buzurg se guftgoo ki,
Us ne 4 sal ki umar men quran khatam kr lia tha,
Us ne 6 sal ki umar men 90 mint ki taqrer ki thi,
8 sal ki umar men nahv ki kitab 'hidayat ul nahv'ki arbi men sharh likhi
Jis ne 13 sal 4 mah 10 din ki umar me pehla mushkil fatwa likha aur walid se inam paya,
Jo 55 uloom ka mahir tha,
jo 1000 se zaid kutub ka musannif tha,
Jis ne bemari k alam men aik mahir riazi dan kay mushkil masale ka jawab dia,
Jis zaban men masala pocha jata wo usi zuban men jawab detey.
Ala Hazrat Imam Ahmad Raza Khan Fazil e Bareili Hein.


Faraz zubaida aapa ke liye farmate hain..

Apa kya khub ada tum pati ho,

Apa kya khub ada tum pati ho,

ye totke kahan se lati ho...

Aapa replies..

Chala jaye dunya se jo, aata nahi wo lotke

ek baar jo Aazmale Zubaida aapa k totke...


Tmam cheezain jo 'Z' s start hon, Tabahi machati hy.

ZLZALA, ZULM, ZEHR, ZAKHM, ZUKAAM, ZAMIN, ZID

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'ZARDARI'
bus zaubaida aapa achi hain :)


agr ap ko koi larki bahi khy to us ko ek chamat maro or kho k gar jao yahan q mary izat khrab kr rhy ha!!!!!!!!

zubaida appa ka university k zamany waly totkay!!!


Aaj katrina kaif ki Birthday hai. jo ye msg 9 lgo ko send krega us k khwab me ktrna kaif ayegi.1 lrke na jhut samj k delt kr dia us k khwb ma ZUBAIDA Apa aagaya.


Me bahar nahi jaongi,
Muje dar lagta ha PaPa...
wah Wah...

Me bahr nai jaongi,
Muje dar lagta hai PaPa...
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Gali mein Baal kholay khari hain
Zubaida AaPa:)


ZUBAIDA AAPA
Ki Liyari Men Entry Band.

Waja?
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BALOCHO K
Baal Seedhy Krne Ka
Koi Totka Nahi Diya.??

(,')/'
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/ Jao Rrhe Aapa


Apne Ghar ka sara kachra subh hone se pehly
parosio k ghar k pas thora thora dal dia jay to ap ka dustbin saf rahe ga.

Zuabaida Aapa k jhgralu totkay:-)


Sardiyon mey skin kushk hojye to pani mey haldi aur milk powdr dal k ubal lain Thanda hojye to ek chamch dahi aur makhn dal k paste bna lain phir es mixture ko phEnk dain

Aur mou pe c0ld CrEam laga lain

Zubaida Aapa k ChakkarBaz Totkay.


Jo log garam pani main CEMENT daal k nahate hain.


Woh log kabhi toot k Bikhra nahi karte.



'Zubeda Aapa k Civil Engineering Totky'.....;-)


7up ki botle mei namal dal ker 5 min tk hila le or phir apni gand mei charha len. jetna b purana kabzz ho foran tot jy ga. zubeida apa k KUSS marao tootkay


Meharbani Kr k Is Msg Ko Itna 4wrd Karein K

Zubaidah Aapa tak Pohanch Jaye

“Aapa” Ammi Keh rahi hain Ufone k signal nahi Aa rahe koi totka bata de.


Agr koi larki apko rah chalte bhai keh de to ghbrne ka nhi
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Ek chamat lga k bolo
Idhr kya krrhi ho?
Ghr jao (Zubaida apa k dil ki bharas nikalo totkay)


Zubaida aapa while writing a totka......


Woh Kon Sa Khan Hai Jo Pathan Nahi Hai...
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Dastar khan. :-P
'Zubaida Aapa' Ki Peheliyan...
Har Waqt Totke Chahiye Tum Logon Ko To Bas


Agr ap k khane pine k chizon me Makhi gir jae to
Use nikal kr itna'Chubayen'k ksi or mkhi ki jrrat naho ap ki chiz0n ki trf ane ki

Zubaida apa k
EbratNak totke


Agar aap apne room k har door or window par aik pyaali apne Khoon ki rakh den


tou Dengi machar pyali se khoon choos kar waapis chala jaaega jis se aap dengi machar se bachay rahenge,,,

(Zubaida aapa ka extreme Dengi Totka) ;)


Agar Bacha shararat se baz na aaye aur hamesha tang krta rhay
tou usay dheeli lastick ki nikar pehna dein
masti krne k bjaye woh dono hathon se apni nikar smbhalta rahega...

Jee jee jee....

Unhi ka totka hai.... :)


Aakhir Kia Masla Hy
Tum Logo’n k Saath
Har Waqt Tumhe’n Totke
Batati Raho’n
Faltu Samjha Hy Kia ?
…Jab Dekho Zaleel o Khwar
Kia Hua Hy

SsssssssssHhhh

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Zubaida Aapa Ghusse
Mein :P :D


gr m0bile ki battery low ho or aap ko zar0ori call krni ho toh..
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phle m0bile charge krlo,
aab zubaida aapa enginner thori naa hain jo iss cheez ka bhi totka btaen gii!


'GOVERNMENT agar motor cycle chalaney par pabandi laga dey to DOUBLE SAWAARI par pabandi khatam hojaegi..'

( 'ZUBAIDA AAPA' k pathano waley totkey)


Agr ap chaey banatay waqt chaey ki patti k sath thori sa tambaco Bhi dal deyn to chaey ke bad cigratte ki talab nahi hogi.
(zubeeda aapa k charsily totkay):-D


'Balance khatm ho jay or ghar waly paisy na dain tu chat k oper parha hua purana sarya aur purani kapyan bech kar balance dalwa lo
{Zubaida apa k rozgar totky


*. . .Mehbooba ko kas K
pakar K,

Honton pe hont rakh K,

Kamar ko zor se daba ke,

Zulfon ko chehre pe phela ke,

Us ki sanson ko sanson mein sama K,

Aik zor daar pyar bhari kiss karne se..

Dil ka attack nahi hota. . .*

Zubaida Aapa K Romantic tootkey. . .*


Agar Tum Ye Chaho k Tumhare pas
hamesha Dosto Ka Hujoom rahy tou
Ye 3 cheezen apny pas rakho




TULSI
GOLD LEAF
121(gutka)

Zubaida aapa k dostana totkay.


Laal baig ko milk
main ubaal ker
dhoop mein sukha
kr laal mirchon k
sath pees ker ketchup
k sath khany se
ulti aa jati hai.

'ZUBAIDA APA K JAN LEVA TOTKE


Jab Aap Kisi Mefil Me Pad Maro To
Barabar Waly Ko Gh0or Kar Dekhne
Se Aap Par Koi Shak Nahi Kary Ga.
Zubeda Aapa K Izzat Bachao Totke.


Dost k piche mat Bhago,

Agar

Bhagna hai toh Dost ki Girlfriend
k
Piche Bhago..

Dost sab kam chorr k Tumhare Piche bhage ga :-D

Zubeda appa ke totkay


Jab Ghee seedhi Ungli se na nikley to
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Ghee ko garam kar lo ;
har cheez men Ungli dena zaruri nahi...:

zubeda aapa aaj tapi hui hain ;@


1 ENGINEER,
1 MBA student
or
ZUBEDA AAPA
kashti me ja rahe thy,
k JIN agaya or bola:

'samandar me koi chez phenko,
agar mene dhond lia to me tumhe mar dn ga.warna me tmhara ghulam bn jaon ga.
1 ne sui phenki us ne dhondli os use mar dia
2 ne sim phenki us ne wo b dhoondli or usy bi mar dia
Phr
AAPA ne Disprine phenki,
wo pani me hal hogai
AAPA boli:

Chal Beta Ghr Chal Boht Kaam Para Hai

JIN Shocked*
Aapa Rocked


AP logo ko sharam nahi atae zubaida apa ko badnam mat karo tumaharay ghar maa bhen nahi hai kya kuch suno gay maray moo say please stop......


Ghr me machr ziada hojaen to gaye(cow) ka khusk gobr beech kamray me rakh k jalaen. Machar ye kehty huay bhag jaengy

'Zubaida Apa ye tmhra he kameena pan hoga'


Agar apna pyar pana chaty ho to apni tabyat kharb kar lo or bayhoshi k alam main apny ghr walo k samny us ka he naam lyta raho

(Zubaida apa k pyaar pao totkay)


Mai To Logon Ka Bhala Karti Thi, Log To Meri Jan K Dushman Ho Gye.

Kmenu Ne Munni Ko Chora or Mere Pechy Ho Gye.

Zubaida Aapa GEO ko intrvew Dety Ro Pri. .*


app k pas nala ya lastik na ho to shlwar dheeli ho to usy girnye se bchane kab aasan tariqa ye hai k shlwar k oper underwear pehn le zubda aapa ka izat bchao totka*


'Pressure on brain is inversely proportional to the number of days left for EXAMZ, keeping the syllabus constant.'

Zubeda Aapa's 1st law of tension ;-)


Talwar ka
Zakham dawa
se Theek ho
jata hy

Mgar

Zuban ka
zakham Kisi
Dawa se thik
Nhi Hota

Sirf
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KISSING
Se thik hota hy.

Zubeda Aapa ki
Jawani k Tottky;-


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*. .Kapre press karte waqt agar ap shohar k kapre jala do to wo dobara kabhi apko press karne k liye nahi kahe ga




zubaida appa k hadd-haram totkey. .*


Agr tum se zyada taaqat wala shakhs tumhen maaray or tum kuch na kr sako to thora sa door ja kr usko laanat de kr bhaag jao.

Zubaida Aapa k inteqami totkay.


Agr choty bachy k pait me kery ho jaen
to bachy k pamper me biscuit rakh den
jese hi keera biscuit khane aae foran pkr len..

ZUBAIDA AAPA K DETECTIVE TOTKEY


'Taiz Zor Dar Paad Marne Se Dil K Wal Khul Jata Hai Or Line Saf Ho Jati Hai Tu Plz Taiz Or Zor Dar Pad Maren.
(SeNd To AlL SiLenT Padoos)

Zubaida Aapa K Totke


Jab aap kisi mefil me Tit maro to barabar waly ko ghur kar dekhne se aap par koi shak nahi kary ga.
Zubaida aapa k izzat bachao totke.


ADVISE
Kbi Kisi Ka Dil Na Toro,
QK
Wo hr Kisi K Pas 1 Hi Hota Hy.
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Haddi Toro Haddi
QK
Wo 206 Hoti Hain;-)

zubaida apa k orthropedix totka


'Risk' is my 'Life'
'Danger' is my 'Game'
'Zahir Khan' is my 'Name'
'Pathan' is my 'Surname'
'i m a young 'pathan'
Bron to 'Die'
Ask my mom not to 'cry'
'Dir for nationis my 'fashion'
'Don't play with me'
'Because'
'Pukhtoon' is my 'Nation'
'prude' to be a 'pathan'
'there for i say'
'Na gussa yam na adat yam da sharabo...
'Zu pukthoon yam Qudrati me strge sre de'


aslaam o aliakum

dostoo ye ghazal chaheay mujay kisi dost ne mangi hay agar kisi k pas ho tu plz mere No. pe send kar dena.

us k honton pe honton k nishaa chhorh aya hon
us ne mangi thi muhbat ki nishani muj se
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Sardion me skin kushk hojaye tu pani me haldi or milk powdr dal k ubal lain
Thanda hojaye tu dahi makhan dal k mixture ko phaink dain

or mouh pe cold cream laga lain:-P



Zubaida Aapa k Chakker Baz Totkay.


2 Frnds ne sher ko dekha to 1 drkht pe char gya
2sra zmeen pe late gya or sans rok li,

Sher paas aya bola

Na Putar na

yaha zubaida aapa k totke nai chalte


'Agar paaon ziada thanday hon tou paon kaat ke heater pe 10mins ke liye rakh dein sardi nahi lage gi'

Zubaida aapa ke qasaabi totkay


Frndz zubaida aapa ptv home k aik programe mai ro parhi k ye mere kaise pakistan k bache hai jo apne barho k toheen karte hai.
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Zubaida aapa k jaan churhane k totke


Agr Sardio Me Nahate Waqt
Pani Bohat Zada Thanda Lage To

To Pani Garam Kr K Nahalo
Ab Is Me B
Zubaida Aapa K Totke Hi Chaiye Kya.?


Agr ap ke shadi na ho rhe ho to daily subh uth k apné walid sahab k room k samné zor zor sé dholki bjayn:-D



zubaida apa k kut khilané walé totké :-


Agr 3 din tak subha nend se jaag kar kangha na kia jae
to
Hair Style Rehman Malik jesa ho jata ha..


'Zubeda Aapa Returns'..


Hamesha Munfrid Raho Jesy

NAMAK

JisKi Mojudgi Mehsus Nhi Hoti
Mgr IsKi Gair Mojodgi Tamam Chezon Ko
Be-Zaika Bana Daiti Hy.

Zubaida aapa aj serious hain;-)....


Kya Ap MacHHaron s Preshan hn?

NEEND Ni AaTi???


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Machharon k sone k bad sojyen...:-)
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ZUBAiDA APA
K pagalpan walay TOTKEY..


Agr apko rat me nend nhi ati to ankhon me 1 ek drop elfi dal lain apko nend b achi ayegi or subh ankh b nhi khulegi

Zubaida apa k andha dhund totkey


Sardion me skin kushk hojaye tu pani me haldi or milk powdr dal k ubal lain
Thanda hojaye tu dahi makhan dal k mixture ko phaink dain

or mouh pe cold cream laga lain:-P



Zubaida Aapa k Chakker Baz Totkay.


Aakhir Kia Masla Hy
Tum Logo’n k Saath
Har Waqt Tumhe’n Totke
Batati Raho’n
Faltu Samjha Hy Kia ?
…Jab Dekho Zaleel o Khwar
Kia Hua Hy

SsssssssssHhhh

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Zubaida Aapa Ghusse
Mein


Agar ap ko roza lagta ho to sehri main ap teen hari mirchain kha lia karain
Phir roza kum aur hari marchain zaida lagain ge
Zubaid apa Return's


ek kashti mei ek ENGINEER, MBA or Zubaida apa ja rehay they k Jin aagaya or jin nay bola samandar mei koi cheez phenko agar mai nay dhond li to mai tum ko mar do ga agar nhi dhon saka to tumhara ghulam.
Engineer nay SOI phenki jin nay dhond li or usko mar dia
MBA Student ney MEMORY CARD phena jin nay dhond lya usko bhi mar dya
Zubaida apa nay Dispreen phenki wo pani mei hal ho gaey
Zubaida Apa chel beta ab gher chel or bhi buhat kaam hain

Jin SHOCKED
APA ROCKED


Aksar Jism Pe Zakham Ho Jate Hain
Agar Un Zakhmo Pe Laal Mirch,Namak Mila K Lagai Jaye
To
Apke Mou Se Foran Niklega



ZUBAIDA AAPA Teri MAA KI...


3 mooli k parathe 2 gobi k parathe 1 plate mash ki dal Or 1 pyala obly chane 1 sath khaen OR apni zati gas se generatr chalaen “ZUBAIDA AAPA k C.N.G Totky”


Agar Behti Hui Nozee
Ko ‘SHURRRR” Ker k
Uppar Charhaa Lia Jaye
Tou

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Rooml Hamesha Saaf
Rehta Hy … =P

Zubaida Aapa k Saaf
Suthrey Totke


Sardi me Rat ko 12:00 baje Or Rat 3:00 baje
Pani me baraf dal kr naha lia Jaye to Rang Saaf Or Gora ho Jata hai
Zubaida Aapa ke marwanay walay totkay


Jab aap kisi mefil me pad maro to
barabar waly ko gh0or kar dekhne
se aap par koi shak nahi kary ga.
Zubeda aapa k izzat bachao totke.


'Girl friend k hontoun par shehed laga kar kiss ki jaye tu gulabjaman ka maza aye ga aur khansi bhi theek ho jay gi. . .


luchey ko lafabgey mein achi tarha mix karain aur us mein gazbey zaiqa bagarti dalen.
Dakoo ko bareek kat kar us mein achi tarha mila lein jb us mein kameena pan zahir ho to haraami masala dalen phir zalaalat ka bhagar dalen aur phir BIBI ka tarka lagain. jb uski rangat kutton jesi ho to smjh jaen key ZARDARI Tyaar Zubaida appa ka zabardast totka


Chehre Ko Gulabi Krna
Ho Tou 2 Eggs 1 Spon
Lal-Mirch Phaint Ker
Chehre Pe 5 Mins
Masage Kr K Dho Len
…Surkhi Ana Shruu Ho
Jaye Gi =D

Zubaida Aapa K
Jaan-Leva Totke

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