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Zubaida apa SMS Collection

Agr apki khane pine k chizon my

Agr apki khane pine k chizon my mkhi gir jae to Use nkal kr itna’chbayen’k ksi or mkhi ki jurat na ho apk chizon

hor

____________ | | | | | (.) | /)(| /| hor pucho totkay zubeda aapa ne tang akar khudkushi kar li.

Agar aap macharon se pareshan hon aur

Agar aap macharon se pareshan hon aur sone mein takleef hoti ho to. . . .. To Macharo k sone k baad soya karen

Agar nazle aur khansi k saath namkeen

Agar Nazle Aur Khansi k Saath Saath Namkeen Balghum b Aa Raha Ho Tou Thori Cheeni Kh Le’n Us Se Aap Ko . .

Main 6 7 saal ki thi mujhay yaad

Main 6-7 Saal Ki Thi Mujhay Yaad Hai Jub Pakistan Bana Or Hum Pakistan Aaye To Main Ne Brown Color Ki Faraak Or Choori

Agr koi apko sms ya miscalls de

Agr Koi Apko SMS Ya Miscalls De Kar Tang Kar raha Hy Tu Uska Number Facebook Par Larki K Naam Se Likh Den aur

Apny bed se pyar karo ye tumhara

Apny BED se pyar karo ye tumhara apna hai. -Din ko aram karo ta k tm rat me so sako. -Books pakiza hain is

Masjid k bahir chppal rakhte waqat aik

‘Masjid k bahir chppal rakhte waqat aik juta 1 konay ma aur 1 juta 1 konay ma raknay se chapal chori nhi hoti’ =ZUBAIDA

Kisi k marne ki khabar har kisi

Kisi k marne ki Khabar har kisi ko nai dena chahiyem, is tarah karne se! biryani kam par sakti hai. (zubaida aapa k matlabi

Ghr me machar ziada hojaen to gayecow

Ghr me machar ziada hojaen to gaye(cow) ka khusk gober beech kmry me rkh k jlaen. Machar ye kehty huy bhag jaengy, Zubaida apa

Kya ap macharon se pareshan hain sone

Kya Ap Macharon Se Pareshan Hain! Sone Mein Takleef Hoti Hy?? . . . To Macharo K Sone K Baad Sojaen! Zubaida Aapa K

agar aap se koi larka

*. . .agar aap se koi larka set nahin horaha . . . . to aap ki shakal he achi nahin hogi beta..ab is

Jinko bhag kr shadi krni ho un

Jinko bhag kr shadi krni ho un k liye 2011 m bht acha Muhrat hai 9.2.11, Is date se faida uthaein or 9-2-11 ko

Agar sufar me bp low ho gy

agar sufar me BP low ho gy uaur namk nhi mil raho ho to nak me sy chowa nikal kar chat lyn Zubaida apa

Zubeda appa aarz krti he mere dil

Zubeda Appa Aarz Krti He Mere DIL K Bavarchi Khane Me Teri Yad Ka Cholha Jalta He ..Wah Wah.. Kia Sher He Zara Ghor

Zubaida apa ktotkay chahre ki rangat

Zubaida Apa kTotkay Chahre ki rangat me nikhar aur kel mahason se nijaat me ubtan jesa naqis tareqa tark kren aur sasta aur nehayat

Agar rishtedar mein koi larki phasani ho

Agar rishtedar mein koi larki phasani ho to? Jab wo kitchen mein jaye to peechay se ja kar uski gardan pakar lo Agar hans

Khana is tarha banao k wo

KHANA IS TARHA BANAO K…….. WO KHANA NAI PARHE BALKE SONG K PET BHAR JAE.. HAHAHA ZOBAIDA APA KA MEHENGAI KI BACAHT K TOTKE,.,.,.

Special 2 sms smsssss zubaida

Special . . . 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 SMS SMSssss. . . Zubaida Aapa ki sms

Agar munni ko topi wala burqa pehna

Agar munni ko topi wala burqa pehna kar dabung film main laya jata tu woh badnami sey bach sakti thi! (Molana fazal -ur- rehman)

Balgham ko dhoop mein sukha kar choti

“BALGHAM” ko dhoop mein sukha kar choti choti goliyan bana k chabaya jaye to “DING DONG” bubble gum ki kami puri ho jati hai..!

girlfrend k honto pr shehd

*. . .Girlfrend k honto pr shehd laga kar kiss ki jae to gulabjaman ka maza aye ga aur khansi b theek ho jae

Refrnce dailly jung of 02 01 11 appeal

Refrnce: Dailly jung of 02-01-11 …’APPEAL’… Taman doston se guzarish hai k Allah k wasty Zubeda Aapa ka mazaq na uraen wo buzurg khatoon

Agar aap apni hifazat chahtay hain tou

Agar aap apni hifazat chahtay hain tou…. .? .? .? .? .? Apna wazan itna barha len… K naap ki bori milna mushkil hojaye…!!!

Balgham ko dhoop mein sukha kar choti

“BALGHAM” ko dhoop mein sukha kar choti choti goliyan bana k chabaya jaye to “DING DONG” bubble gum ki kami puri ho jati hai..!

Agr aap k bachy ziyada matti khaty

Agr Aap k bachy Ziyada Matti Khaty hen to. To Unhen thori Cement bhi Khila den Bunyad Pakki ho jayegi. Zubeda Aapa k Bunyadi

sardion me r0zana subha 1

*. . .Sardion me r0zana subha 1 brfilay pani ki balti se nahaen to sardi ka asar boht kam mehsoos hota ha !! .

Agar apke daant main deera lag jaye

Agar apke daant main deera lag jaye to 1, 2 haftay tak kuch mat khayen piyen. Keera andar he bhuka mar jaye ga…. (Zubaida

Ager ap ki morgi roz ek anda

ager ap ki morgi roz ek anda de rahi hon tu ap sobha oth kar us k samne choriya tezz karen wo 1 anda

Loose motion theek karne k liye thori

‘Loose motion theek karne k liye thori dair k liye BARF pe beth jaen neeche se thand lagne se motion freez ho k SAKHT

Zubaida apa arz karti hain meray

Zubaida apa arz karti hain~~ meray dil kay bavarchi khane mein teri yad ka choolha jalta hai~~~ WAH…….WAH……. zara ghor karen……. meray dil kay

Chehre ko gulabi krna ho tou 2

Chehre Ko Gulabi Krna Ho Tou 2 Eggs 1 Spon Lal-Mirch Phaint Ker Chehre Pe 5 Mins Masage Kr K Dho Len Surkhi Ana

Wo bhut buland tha hamari socho se

Wo bhut buland tha hamari socho se, us ne 3 saal ki umar me kamil 3 ghante 1 arabi faseeh buzurg se guftgoo ki,

Faraz zubaida aapa ke liye farmate hain

Faraz zubaida aapa ke liye farmate hain.. Apa kya khub ada tum pati ho, Apa kya khub ada tum pati ho, ye totke kahan

Agr ap ko koi larki bahi khy

agr ap ko koi larki bahi khy to us ko ek chamat maro or kho k gar jao yahan q mary izat khrab kr

Tmam cheezain jo z s start hon

Tmam cheezain jo ‘Z’ s start hon, Tabahi machati hy. ZLZALA, ZULM, ZEHR, ZAKHM, ZUKAAM, ZAMIN, ZID & ‘ZARDARI’ bus zaubaida aapa achi hain

Zubaida aapa ki liyari men entry band

ZUBAIDA AAPA Ki Liyari Men Entry Band. Waja? . . . . . . . BALOCHO K Baal Seedhy Krne Ka Koi Totka Nahi

Me bahar nahi jaongi muje dar lagta

Me bahar nahi jaongi, Muje dar lagta ha PaPa… wah Wah… Me bahr nai jaongi, Muje dar lagta hai PaPa… . . . .

Apne ghar ka sara kachra subh hone

Apne Ghar ka sara kachra subh hone se pehly parosio k ghar k pas thora thora dal dia jay to ap ka dustbin saf

Jo log garam pani main cement daal

Jo log garam pani main CEMENT daal k nahate hain. Woh log kabhi toot k Bikhra nahi karte. ‘Zubeda Aapa k Civil Engineering Totky’…..;-)

Sardiyon mey skin kushk hojye to pani

Sardiyon mey skin kushk hojye to pani mey haldi aur milk powdr dal k ubal lain Thanda hojye to ek chamch dahi aur makhn

7up ki botle mei namal dal ker

7up ki botle mei namal dal ker 5 min tk hila le or phir apni gand mei charha len. jetna b purana kabzz ho

Meharbani kr k is msg ko itna

Meharbani Kr k Is Msg Ko Itna 4wrd Karein K Zubaidah Aapa tak Pohanch Jaye “Aapa” Ammi Keh rahi hain Ufone k signal nahi

Agr koi larki apko rah chalte bhai

Agr koi larki apko rah chalte bhai keh de to ghbrne ka nhi . . . . . Ek chamat lga k bolo Idhr

Agr ap k khane pine chizon me

Agr ap k khane pine k chizon me Makhi gir jae to Use nikal kr itna’Chubayen’k ksi or mkhi ki jrrat naho ap ki

Zubaida aapa while writing a totka

Zubaida aapa while writing a totka…… Woh Kon Sa Khan Hai Jo Pathan Nahi Hai… . . . . . . . . .

Agar aap apne room k har door

Agar aap apne room k har door or window par aik pyaali apne Khoon ki rakh den tou Dengi machar pyali se khoon choos

Aakhir kia masla hy tum logon k

Aakhir Kia Masla Hy Tum Logo’n k Saath Har Waqt Tumhe’n Totke Batati Raho’n Faltu Samjha Hy Kia ? …Jab Dekho Zaleel o Khwar

Gr m0bile ki battery low ho or

gr m0bile ki battery low ho or aap ko zar0ori call krni ho toh.. . . . . . . . . phle m0bile

Agar bacha shararat se baz na aaye

Agar Bacha shararat se baz na aaye aur hamesha tang krta rhay tou usay dheeli lastick ki nikar pehna dein masti krne k bjaye

Government agar motor cycle chalaney par pabandi

‘GOVERNMENT agar motor cycle chalaney par pabandi laga dey to DOUBLE SAWAARI par pabandi khatam hojaegi..’ ( ‘ZUBAIDA AAPA’ k pathano waley totkey)

Balance khatm ho jay or ghar waly

‘Balance khatm ho jay or ghar waly paisy na dain tu chat k oper parha hua purana sarya aur purani kapyan bech kar balance

Agr ap chaey banatay waqt ki patti

Agr ap chaey banatay waqt chaey ki patti k sath thori sa tambaco Bhi dal deyn to chaey ke bad cigratte ki talab nahi

Agar tum ye chaho k tumhare pas

Agar Tum Ye Chaho k Tumhare pas hamesha Dosto Ka Hujoom rahy tou Ye 3 cheezen apny pas rakho TULSI GOLD LEAF 121(gutka) Zubaida

Laal baig ko milk main ubaal ker

Laal baig ko milk main ubaal ker dhoop mein sukha kr laal mirchon k sath pees ker ketchup k sath khany se ulti aa

mehbooba ko kas k pakar

*. . .Mehbooba ko kas K pakar K, Honton pe hont rakh K, Kamar ko zor se daba ke, Zulfon ko chehre pe phela

Dost k piche mat bhago agar

Dost k piche mat Bhago, Agar Bhagna hai toh Dost ki Girlfriend k Piche Bhago.. Dost sab kam chorr k Tumhare Piche bhage ga

Jab aap kisi mefil me pad maro

Jab Aap Kisi Mefil Me Pad Maro To Barabar Waly Ko Gh0or Kar Dekhne Se Aap Par Koi Shak Nahi Kary Ga. Zubeda Aapa

Jab ghee seedhi ungli se na nikley

Jab Ghee seedhi Ungli se na nikley to . . . . . Ghee ko garam kar lo ; har cheez men Ungli dena

Ap logo ko sharam nahi atae zubaida

AP logo ko sharam nahi atae zubaida apa ko badnam mat karo tumaharay ghar maa bhen nahi hai kya kuch suno gay maray moo

Ghr me machr ziada hojaen to gayecow

Ghr me machr ziada hojaen to gaye(cow) ka khusk gobr beech kamray me rakh k jalaen. Machar ye kehty huay bhag jaengy ‘Zubaida Apa

1 engineer mba student or zubeda aapa

1 ENGINEER, 1 MBA student or ZUBEDA AAPA kashti me ja rahe thy, k JIN agaya or bola: ‘samandar me koi chez phenko, agar

Mai to logon ka bhala karti thi

Mai To Logon Ka Bhala Karti Thi, Log To Meri Jan K Dushman Ho Gye. Kmenu Ne Munni Ko Chora or Mere Pechy Ho

App k pas nala ya lastik na

app k pas nala ya lastik na ho to shlwar dheeli ho to usy girnye se bchane kab aasan tariqa ye hai k shlwar

Agar apna pyar pana chaty ho to

Agar apna pyar pana chaty ho to apni tabyat kharb kar lo or bayhoshi k alam main apny ghr walo k samny us ka

Talwar ka zakham dawa se theek ho

Talwar ka Zakham dawa se Theek ho jata hy Mgar Zuban ka zakham Kisi Dawa se thik Nhi Hota Sirf . . KISSING Se

Pressure on brain is inversely proportional to

‘Pressure on brain is inversely proportional to the number of days left for EXAMZ, keeping the syllabus constant.’ Zubeda Aapa’s 1st law of tension

kapre press karte waqt agar ap

*. .Kapre press karte waqt agar ap shohar k kapre jala do to wo dobara kabhi apko press karne k liye nahi kahe ga

Agr tum se zyada taaqat wala shakhs

Agr tum se zyada taaqat wala shakhs tumhen maaray or tum kuch na kr sako to thora sa door ja kr usko laanat de

Agr choty bachy k pait me kery

Agr choty bachy k pait me kery ho jaen to bachy k pamper me biscuit rakh den jese hi keera biscuit khane aae foran

Advise kbi kisi ka dil na toro

ADVISE Kbi Kisi Ka Dil Na Toro, QK Wo hr Kisi K Pas 1 Hi Hota Hy. , , , , Haddi Toro Haddi

Taiz zor dar paad marne se dil

‘Taiz Zor Dar Paad Marne Se Dil K Wal Khul Jata Hai Or Line Saf Ho Jati Hai Tu Plz Taiz Or Zor Dar

Jab aap kisi mefil me tit maro

Jab aap kisi mefil me Tit maro to barabar waly ko ghur kar dekhne se aap par koi shak nahi kary ga. Zubaida aapa

Risk is my life danger game zahir

‘Risk’ is my ‘Life’ ‘Danger’ is my ‘Game’ ‘Zahir Khan’ is my ‘Name’ ‘Pathan’ is my ‘Surname’ ‘i m a young ‘pathan’ Bron to

Aslaam o aliakum dostoo ye ghazal

aslaam o aliakum dostoo ye ghazal chaheay mujay kisi dost ne mangi hay agar kisi k pas ho tu plz mere No. pe send

Sardion me skin kushk hojaye tu

Sardion me skin kushk hojaye tu pani me haldi or milk powdr dal k ubal lain Thanda hojaye tu dahi makhan dal k mixture

Agar paaon ziada thanday hon tou paon

‘Agar paaon ziada thanday hon tou paon kaat ke heater pe 10mins ke liye rakh dein sardi nahi lage gi’ Zubaida aapa ke qasaabi

Frndz zubaida aapa ptv home k aik

Frndz zubaida aapa ptv home k aik programe mai ro parhi k ye mere kaise pakistan k bache hai jo apne barho k toheen

2 frnds ne sher ko dekha to

2 Frnds ne sher ko dekha to 1 drkht pe char gya 2sra zmeen pe late gya or sans rok li, Sher paas aya

Agr sardio me nahate waqt pani bohat

Agr Sardio Me Nahate Waqt Pani Bohat Zada Thanda Lage To To Pani Garam Kr K Nahalo Ab Is Me B Zubaida Aapa K

Agr 3 din tak subha nend se

Agr 3 din tak subha nend se jaag kar kangha na kia jae to Hair Style Rehman Malik jesa ho jata ha.. ‘Zubeda Aapa

Agr ap ke shadi na ho rhe

Agr ap ke shadi na ho rhe ho to daily subh uth k apné walid sahab k room k samné zor zor sé dholki

Kya ap machharon s preshan hn

Kya Ap MacHHaron s Preshan hn? NEEND Ni AaTi??? .. .. .. To .. .. Machharon k sone k bad sojyen…:-) . ZUBAiDA APA

Agr apko rat me nend nhi ati

Agr apko rat me nend nhi ati to ankhon me 1 ek drop elfi dal lain apko nend b achi ayegi or subh ankh

Hamesha munfrid raho jesy namak jiski

Hamesha Munfrid Raho Jesy NAMAK JisKi Mojudgi Mehsus Nhi Hoti Mgr IsKi Gair Mojodgi Tamam Chezon Ko Be-Zaika Bana Daiti Hy. Zubaida aapa aj

Sardion me skin kushk hojaye tu

Sardion me skin kushk hojaye tu pani me haldi or milk powdr dal k ubal lain Thanda hojaye tu dahi makhan dal k mixture

Aakhir kia masla hy tum logon k

Aakhir Kia Masla Hy Tum Logo’n k Saath Har Waqt Tumhe’n Totke Batati Raho’n Faltu Samjha Hy Kia ? …Jab Dekho Zaleel o Khwar

Agar ap ko roza lagta ho to

Agar ap ko roza lagta ho to sehri main ap teen hari mirchain kha lia karain Phir roza kum aur hari marchain zaida lagain

Aksar jism pe zakham ho jate hain

Aksar Jism Pe Zakham Ho Jate Hain Agar Un Zakhmo Pe Laal Mirch,Namak Mila K Lagai Jaye To Apke Mou Se Foran Niklega ZUBAIDA

Ek kashti mei engineer mba or zubaida

ek kashti mei ek ENGINEER, MBA or Zubaida apa ja rehay they k Jin aagaya or jin nay bola samandar mei koi cheez phenko

3 mooli k parathe 2 gobi 1

3 mooli k parathe 2 gobi k parathe 1 plate mash ki dal Or 1 pyala obly chane 1 sath khaen OR apni zati

Sardi me rat ko 1200 baje or

Sardi me Rat ko 12:00 baje Or Rat 3:00 baje Pani me baraf dal kr naha lia Jaye to Rang Saaf Or Gora ho

Agar behti hui nozee ko shurrrr ker

Agar Behti Hui Nozee Ko ‘SHURRRR” Ker k Uppar Charhaa Lia Jaye Tou …. . . . . . . Rooml Hamesha Saaf Rehta

Jab aap kisi mefil me pad maro

Jab aap kisi mefil me pad maro to barabar waly ko gh0or kar dekhne se aap par koi shak nahi kary ga. Zubeda aapa

Girl friend k hontoun par shehed laga

‘Girl friend k hontoun par shehed laga kar kiss ki jaye tu gulabjaman ka maza aye ga aur khansi bhi theek ho jay gi.

Luchey ko lafabgey mein achi tarha mix

luchey ko lafabgey mein achi tarha mix karain aur us mein gazbey zaiqa bagarti dalen. Dakoo ko bareek kat kar us mein achi tarha

Chehre ko gulabi krna ho tou 2

Chehre Ko Gulabi Krna Ho Tou 2 Eggs 1 Spon Lal-Mirch Phaint Ker Chehre Pe 5 Mins Masage Kr K Dho Len …Surkhi Ana

Agr ap k pas nara ya lastic

Agr ap k pas nara ya lastic na ho r shalwar dheli ho to usy girny s bchane ka sb s asan triqa ye

Beth k bathroom me sardi ki sard

Beth k bathroom me Sardi ki sard Raaton main sochta hoon FARAZ . . . .kar to l hai… ab thanday paani sayy’Dhoun’ga’kese? Zubaida