Jab koi larki ghar sy bhag jny

Jab koi larki ghar sy bhag jny ki dhumki dy to us k ma bp ko chahye k usy ganja kr k bitha den.

5 Maheeny tk bhaagney ka nam nahi le gi.

Zubaida Apa k Totkey

Chehre ko gulabi krna ho tou 2

Chehre Ko Gulabi Krna Ho Tou

2 Eggs

1 Spon

Lal-Mirch

Phaint Ker

Chehre Pe 5 Mins

Masage Kr K Dho Len

Surkhi Ana Shruu Ho

Jaye Gi,

Zubaida Aapa K

Jaan-Leva Totke =

Agar nazle aur khansi k saath namkeen

Agar Nazle Aur Khansi

k Saath Saath Namkeen

Balghum b Aa Raha Ho

Tou Thori Cheeni Kh Le’n

Us Se Aap Ko

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Rabri Ka Maza Aaye Ga

(Zubaida Aapa k Lazeez

Totke

Agr ap ke shadi na ho rhe

Agr ap ke shadi na ho rhe ho to daily subh uth k apné walid sahab k room k samné zor zor sé dholki bjayn:-D

zubaida apa k kut khilané walé totké :-

Risk is my life danger game zahir

‘Risk’ is my ‘Life’

‘Danger’ is my ‘Game’

‘Zahir Khan’ is my ‘Name’

‘Pathan’ is my ‘Surname’

‘i m a young ‘pathan’

Bron to ‘Die’

Ask my mom not to ‘cry’

‘Dir for nationis my ‘fashion’

‘Don’t play with me’

‘Because’

‘Pukhtoon’ is my ‘Nation’

‘prude’ to be a ‘pathan’

‘there for i say’

‘Na gussa yam na adat yam da sharabo…

‘Zu pukthoon yam Qudrati me strge sre de’

Balgham ko dhoop mein sukha kar choti

“BALGHAM” ko dhoop mein sukha kar choti choti goliyan bana k chabaya jaye

to

“DING DONG” bubble gum ki kami puri ho jati hai..!

ZUBAIDA AAPA k bachat walay totkay..!;-)

Loose motion theek karne k liye thori

‘Loose motion theek karne k liye thori dair k liye BARF pe beth jaen neeche se thand lagne se motion freez ho k SAKHT ho jaege’

Aye haye

Zubaida Aapa sadqay jawan..!!!!!

Agar bacha shararat se baz na aaye

Agar Bacha shararat se baz na aaye aur hamesha tang krta rhay

tou usay dheeli lastick ki nikar pehna dein

masti krne k bjaye woh dono hathon se apni nikar smbhalta rahega…

Jee jee jee….

Unhi ka totka hai…. 🙂

Me ne kaha mohbbat me kuch bi

‘me ne kaha mohbbat me kuch bi kr sakta ho

Faraz,

Usny kaha 1 anday k 2 Amlet to bana kr dikhao,

(,’)/’ hat ja yr

/) / zubaida

_//_ aapa k ps ja raha ho

Father what can u do for my

Father: what can u do for my daughter

boy: i would die for her!

Father: i dont like u

boy: why?

Father: i am lo0king for someone who would live for her,not someone who would just die and leave her alone.

HERRO BANNE SE B BEZATI HO JATI HAI.

(zubeda apa k sharif bn’ne k totky)

Agr apki shadi nahi ho rhi hy

Agr Apki Shadi Nahi Ho Rhi Hy To Daily Subha Saveray Uth Kr Apna PAJAMA Dho Kr Walid Sahb K Kmry K Samny Sukhny K Liye Latka Dain.

Zubeyda Apaa Ke Totke

Plz request hai ab zubaida apa ka

Plz request hai.

Ab Zubaida Apa ka sms ayen to plz agy 4wrod mt karen blke delete kardain. Zuebda Apa apne program ma sms ki wja se ro pari

KISI KI DIL AZARI KRNA GUNAH HA.

Hum Zubaida Apa se mafi mangta hein or is sms ko itna phelao k Zubaida Apa tk phonoch jae.

Agar teen din tak subha neend se

Agar teen din tak subha neend se jag ker kangha na kia jaye to hair style Veena Malik jesa ho jata hai.. 😉

*. . .Zubaida Apa k stylish totkey. . .*

agar aap se koi larka

*. . .agar aap se koi larka set nahin horaha

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to aap ki shakal he achi nahin hogi beta..ab is mai main kiya kar sakti hun :p

(zubeda aapa ki bebasi).

1 new style aur naya rup

1 new style

Aur naya rup

*. . .Happy 21th January..

Aaj..

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Quaid e Azam ka khatna hua tha…..

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(Zubaida apa k andazy

Ye he naya style)

Agar aap raat mai meethi neend sona

Agar Aap Raat Mai Meethi Neend Sona Chate Hain

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To Sonay Se Pehle 1 Kilo Chini Khaliya Karen

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Bohot Meethi Neend Aegi

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ZUBAIDA AAPA K MEHNGE TOTTKE

Luchey ko lafabgey mein achi tarha mix

luchey ko lafabgey mein achi tarha mix karain aur us mein gazbey zaiqa bagarti dalen.

Dakoo ko bareek kat kar us mein achi tarha mila lein jb us mein kameena pan zahir ho to haraami masala dalen phir zalaalat ka bhagar dalen aur phir BIBI ka tarka lagain. jb uski rangat kutton jesi ho to smjh jaen key ZARDARI Tyaar Zubaida appa ka zabardast totka

Khana is tarha banao k wo

KHANA IS TARHA BANAO K……..

WO KHANA NAI PARHE BALKE SONG K PET BHAR JAE..

HAHAHA

ZOBAIDA APA KA MEHENGAI KI BACAHT K TOTKE,.,.,.

Aaj katrina kaif ki birthday hai jo

Aaj katrina kaif ki Birthday hai. jo ye msg 9 lgo ko send krega us k khwab me ktrna kaif ayegi.1 lrke na jhut samj k delt kr dia us k khwb ma ZUBAIDA Apa aagaya.

Aksar jism pe zakham ho jate hain

Aksar Jism Pe Zakham Ho Jate Hain

Agar Un Zakhmo Pe Laal Mirch,Namak Mila K Lagai Jaye

To

Apke Mou Se Foran Niklega

ZUBAIDA AAPA Teri MAA KI…

agr ap chae bnaty waqt ki

*. .Agr ap chae bnaty waqt chae ki pati k sath thori tambaco ki pati dal den tu koi b aenda ap sy chae ki farmaish nhi kryga. .*

(zubeda aapa k janleva totky)

Agar munni ko topi wala burqa pehna

Agar munni ko topi wala burqa pehna kar dabung film main laya jata tu woh badnami sey bach sakti thi!

(Molana fazal -ur- rehman)

zubeda apa aj chuti pe hai..:-)

3 mooli k parathe 2 gobi 1

3 mooli k parathe 2 gobi k parathe 1 plate mash ki dal Or 1 pyala obly chane 1 sath khaen OR apni zati gas se generatr chalaen “ZUBAIDA AAPA k C.N.G Totky”

Tmam cheezain jo z s start hon

Tmam cheezain jo ‘Z’ s start hon, Tabahi machati hy.

ZLZALA, ZULM, ZEHR, ZAKHM, ZUKAAM, ZAMIN, ZID

&

‘ZARDARI’

bus zaubaida aapa achi hain 🙂

Agar sufar me bp low ho gy

agar sufar me BP low ho gy uaur namk nhi mil raho ho to nak me sy chowa nikal kar chat lyn

Zubaida apa ky gundy totky

App k pas nala ya lastik na

app k pas nala ya lastik na ho to shlwar dheeli ho to usy girnye se bchane kab aasan tariqa ye hai k shlwar k oper underwear pehn le zubda aapa ka izat bchao totka*

sardion me r0zana subha 1

*. . .Sardion me r0zana subha 1 brfilay pani ki balti se nahaen to sardi ka asar boht kam mehsoos hota ha !!

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Zubeida Apa k marwa dene wale totke;-)

Piyaz khane se agar mun me badbu

Piyaz khane se agar mun me badbu ho jati he to thora sa lux sabun kha len to badbu nhi aye gi

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,,,

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zubeida aapa ka mehakte hoe t0tke.. ;]

Mai to logon ka bhala karti thi

Mai To Logon Ka Bhala Karti Thi, Log To Meri Jan K Dushman Ho Gye.

Kmenu Ne Munni Ko Chora or Mere Pechy Ho Gye.

Zubaida Aapa GEO ko intrvew Dety Ro Pri. .*

Class mein lecture ke doraan thori dair

Class mein lecture ke doraan thori dair ke liye aankh laga lene se na to jamayaan aati hain, aur insaan fresh b ho jaata hai. .*

Zubaida Aapa k fresh Totkay:-D

7up ki botle mei namal dal ker

7up ki botle mei namal dal ker 5 min tk hila le or phir apni gand mei charha len. jetna b purana kabzz ho foran tot jy ga. zubeida apa k KUSS marao tootkay

Ek kashti mei engineer mba or zubaida

ek kashti mei ek ENGINEER, MBA or Zubaida apa ja rehay they k Jin aagaya or jin nay bola samandar mei koi cheez phenko agar mai nay dhond li to mai tum ko mar do ga agar nhi dhon saka to tumhara ghulam.

Engineer nay SOI phenki jin nay dhond li or usko mar dia

MBA Student ney MEMORY CARD phena jin nay dhond lya usko bhi mar dya

Zubaida apa nay Dispreen phenki wo pani mei hal ho gaey

Zubaida Apa chel beta ab gher chel or bhi buhat kaam hain

Jin SHOCKED

APA ROCKED

Zubaida apa arz karti hain meray

Zubaida apa arz karti hain~~

meray dil kay bavarchi khane mein teri yad ka choolha jalta hai~~~

WAH…….WAH…….

zara ghor karen…….

meray dil kay bawarchi khane mein teri yad ka choolha jalta hai…

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teray ishq kay pakoray paktay hain jin mein SHAN masala dalta hai

(..)

@@ oye hoye looot liya aapa jan……

hor SMS# 347006

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hor pucho totkay

zubeda aapa ne tang akar khudkushi kar li.

girlfrend k honto pr shehd

*. . .Girlfrend k honto pr shehd laga kar kiss ki jae to gulabjaman ka maza aye ga aur khansi b theek ho jae gi.

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(Zubaida appa k Chaska tootky)

agr gosht ma dalne k

*. . .Agr gosht ma dalne k lye koi sabzi smjh na aye to…

Ap BHANGRA dal len;

Zubaida Aapa k shughali totkay. . .*

Apny bed se pyar karo ye tumhara

Apny BED se pyar karo ye tumhara apna hai.

-Din ko aram karo ta k tm rat me so sako.

-Books pakiza hain is liye hath na lgao

-Koi kam kal pe na choro wo parson ya tarson b kia ja skta hai

-Agr tmhe parhne ka mann chahe to beth jao jb tk ye feeling khtm na hojaye

-Ye mat bhulo k study ek healthy activity hai isliye ise bemar logon k lye chor do.

A Public Service Messge frm NSF (Nikkamay Student Fedration) chairman zubiada aapa.

Dost k piche mat bhago agar

Dost k piche mat Bhago,

Agar

Bhagna hai toh Dost ki Girlfriend

k

Piche Bhago..

Dost sab kam chorr k Tumhare Piche bhage ga 😀

Zubeda appa ke totkay

Agr 3 din tak subha nend se

Agr 3 din tak subha nend se jaag kar kangha na kia jae

to

Hair Style Rehman Malik jesa ho jata ha..

‘Zubeda Aapa Returns’..

Talwar ka zakham dawa se theek ho

Talwar ka

Zakham dawa

se Theek ho

jata hy

Mgar

Zuban ka

zakham Kisi

Dawa se thik

Nhi Hota

Sirf

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KISSING

Se thik hota hy.

Zubeda Aapa ki

Jawani k Tottky;-

Balgham ko dhoop mein sukha kar choti

“BALGHAM” ko dhoop mein sukha kar choti choti goliyan bana k chabaya jaye

to

“DING DONG” bubble gum ki kami puri ho jati hai..!

ZUBAIDA AAPA k bachat walay totkay..!;-)

Advise kbi kisi ka dil na toro

ADVISE

Kbi Kisi Ka Dil Na Toro,

QK

Wo hr Kisi K Pas 1 Hi Hota Hy.

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Haddi Toro Haddi

QK

Wo 206 Hoti Hain;-)

zubaida apa k orthropedix totka

Tamam cheezain jo z se start ho

tamam cheezain jo ‘Z’ se start ho tabahi machati hain

Zalzala

Zulm

Zeher

Zakham

Zukam

Zameen

Zer

Zid,

&

‘ZARDARI’

Bus ZUBAIDA AAPA achi hain

china se msg aya

§£@/Â¥&%§$££ø @%*[§#%§£&$%¥§¥$@*’^:=§£§$§’/@*#*$Â¥$'[*#Â¥+&$¥£@%

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China se msg aya hai bol rhe hai k Zubaida apa k totkey hamai b send karo.

Ap logo ko sharam nahi atae zubaida

AP logo ko sharam nahi atae zubaida apa ko badnam mat karo tumaharay ghar maa bhen nahi hai kya kuch suno gay maray moo say please stop……

Kisi k marne ki khabar har kisi

Kisi k marne ki Khabar har kisi ko nai dena chahiyem,

is tarah karne se!

biryani kam par sakti hai.

(zubaida aapa k matlabi totke )

Agr apki khane pine k chizon my

Agr apki khane pine k chizon my mkhi gir jae to

Use nkal kr itna’chbayen’k ksi or mkhi ki jurat na ho apk chizon ki traf dhikhay.

Zubaida apa k ‘EbratNak’totky

Agar aap macharon se pareshan hon aur

Agar aap macharon se pareshan hon aur sone mein takleef hoti ho to. . .

..

To

Macharo k sone k baad soya karen …

(Zubida Aapa k anti malaria totkay) 😀

Agr koi apko sms ya miscalls de

Agr Koi Apko SMS Ya Miscalls De Kar Tang Kar raha Hy Tu

Uska Number Facebook Par

Larki K Naam Se Likh Den aur Maza Dekhain.

Zubaida Aapa K Chechoray Totke.

Agar koi larki apko rah chalte bhai

Agar koi larki apko rah chalte bhai keh de tu ghabrane ka nahi,

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Ek thapar laga ke bolo

idhar kiya kar rahi ho.?

Ghar jawo :

Zubaida aapa k ghairat mand totkay.

Main 6 7 saal ki thi mujhay yaad

Main 6-7 Saal Ki Thi

Mujhay Yaad Hai

Jub Pakistan Bana Or

Hum Pakistan Aaye

To Main Ne Brown

Color Ki Faraak Or

Choori Daar Pajama

Pehna Hua Tha Or

Haath Main Kaaju

Thay

Pooray Raastay

Khaatay Huay I Thi

Zulfiqar Mirza tu ne

Ghalat Kaha K

Bhookay Nangay

Aaye Thay

Zubeda Aapa Ka

Latest Bayaan ;

Ghr me machar ziada hojaen to gayecow

Ghr me machar ziada hojaen to gaye(cow) ka khusk gober beech kmry me rkh k jlaen.

Machar ye kehty huy bhag jaengy,

Zubaida apa ye tmhare he kamina pan hai.:-)

Agar rishtedar mein koi larki phasani ho

Agar rishtedar mein koi larki phasani ho to?

Jab wo kitchen mein jaye to peechay se ja kar uski gardan pakar lo

Agar hans pare to samjho k phans gai

Aur?

Agar gussa kare to shoor macha do

Baji dar gae

Baji dar gae

Zubaida apa k aashiqaana totkay.

Zubaida apa ktotkay chahre ki rangat

Zubaida Apa kTotkay

Chahre ki rangat me nikhar aur kel mahason se nijaat me ubtan jesa naqis tareqa tark kren aur sasta aur nehayat moassar tariqa apnaen muhallay ki qarib tar cow se mulaqat karen aur unka umda aur taza khusbodar gobar le k chahre pe malyay phr daikhna apka yh nikhar dunya daikhay gi

Zubaida apa k totkay 😉

Special 2 sms smsssss zubaida

Special . . .

2

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SMS

SMSssss. . .

Zubaida Aapa ki sms mobile tone.

Free download k lye

Agly totkey ka wait kren

Balgham ko dhoop mein sukha kar choti

“BALGHAM” ko dhoop mein sukha kar choti choti goliyan bana k chabaya jaye

to

“DING DONG” bubble gum ki kami puri ho jati hai..!

ZUBAIDA AAPA k bachat walay totkay..!;-)

Refrnce dailly jung of 02 01 11 appeal

Refrnce:

Dailly jung of 02-01-11 …’APPEAL’…

Taman doston se guzarish hai k Allah k wasty Zubeda Aapa ka mazaq na uraen wo buzurg khatoon hai. ALLAH mazaq uraney walo ka mazaq bana deta hai. Zara sochein koi is tarha hamari Maa ka mazaq uraye to? Allah ap ki Maa, behno ki izzat ki hifazt kare (AMEEN) Khud ko bhi rokein or 2sro ko bhi rokein. Plz fwd 2 all. From,

(Zubeda aapa ka Beta,

Hussain Tariq).

Agar apke daant main deera lag jaye

Agar apke daant main deera lag jaye to 1, 2 haftay tak kuch mat khayen piyen.

Keera andar he bhuka mar jaye ga….

(Zubaida apa k jan lewa totkey)

Ager ap ki morgi roz ek anda

ager ap ki morgi roz ek anda de rahi hon tu

ap sobha oth kar us k samne choriya tezz karen

wo 1 anda dene k bajae 2 ande dena shoro ho jae gi

ZUBEDA APA K GAND PHAR TOTKE

Wo bhut buland tha hamari socho se

Wo bhut buland tha hamari socho se,

us ne 3 saal ki umar me kamil 3 ghante 1 arabi faseeh buzurg se guftgoo ki,

Us ne 4 sal ki umar men quran khatam kr lia tha,

Us ne 6 sal ki umar men 90 mint ki taqrer ki thi,

8 sal ki umar men nahv ki kitab ‘hidayat ul nahv’ki arbi men sharh likhi

Jis ne 13 sal 4 mah 10 din ki umar me pehla mushkil fatwa likha aur walid se inam paya,

Jo 55 uloom ka mahir tha,

jo 1000 se zaid kutub ka musannif tha,

Jis ne bemari k alam men aik mahir riazi dan kay mushkil masale ka jawab dia,

Jis zaban men masala pocha jata wo usi zuban men jawab detey.

Ala Hazrat Imam Ahmad Raza Khan Fazil e Bareili Hein.

Agr ap ko koi larki bahi khy

agr ap ko koi larki bahi khy to us ko ek chamat maro or kho k gar jao yahan q mary izat khrab kr rhy ha!!!!!!!!

zubaida appa ka university k zamany waly totkay!!!

Me bahar nahi jaongi muje dar lagta

Me bahar nahi jaongi,

Muje dar lagta ha PaPa…

wah Wah…

Me bahr nai jaongi,

Muje dar lagta hai PaPa…

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Gali mein Baal kholay khari hain

Zubaida AaPa:)

Sardiyon mey skin kushk hojye to pani

Sardiyon mey skin kushk hojye to pani mey haldi aur milk powdr dal k ubal lain Thanda hojye to ek chamch dahi aur makhn dal k paste bna lain phir es mixture ko phEnk dain

Aur mou pe c0ld CrEam laga lain

Zubaida Aapa k ChakkarBaz Totkay.

Apne ghar ka sara kachra subh hone

Apne Ghar ka sara kachra subh hone se pehly

parosio k ghar k pas thora thora dal dia jay to ap ka dustbin saf rahe ga.

Zuabaida Aapa k jhgralu totkay:-)

Jo log garam pani main cement daal

Jo log garam pani main CEMENT daal k nahate hain.

Woh log kabhi toot k Bikhra nahi karte.

‘Zubeda Aapa k Civil Engineering Totky’…..;-)

Meharbani kr k is msg ko itna

Meharbani Kr k Is Msg Ko Itna 4wrd Karein K

Zubaidah Aapa tak Pohanch Jaye

“Aapa” Ammi Keh rahi hain Ufone k signal nahi Aa rahe koi totka bata de.

Agr ap k khane pine chizon me

Agr ap k khane pine k chizon me Makhi gir jae to

Use nikal kr itna’Chubayen’k ksi or mkhi ki jrrat naho ap ki chiz0n ki trf ane ki

Zubaida apa k

EbratNak totke

Agar aap apne room k har door

Agar aap apne room k har door or window par aik pyaali apne Khoon ki rakh den

tou Dengi machar pyali se khoon choos kar waapis chala jaaega jis se aap dengi machar se bachay rahenge,,,

(Zubaida aapa ka extreme Dengi Totka) 😉

Aakhir kia masla hy tum logon k

Aakhir Kia Masla Hy

Tum Logo’n k Saath

Har Waqt Tumhe’n Totke

Batati Raho’n

Faltu Samjha Hy Kia ?

…Jab Dekho Zaleel o Khwar

Kia Hua Hy

SsssssssssHhhh

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Zubaida Aapa Ghusse

Mein 😛 😀

Gr m0bile ki battery low ho or

gr m0bile ki battery low ho or aap ko zar0ori call krni ho toh..

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phle m0bile charge krlo,

aab zubaida aapa enginner thori naa hain jo iss cheez ka bhi totka btaen gii!

Balance khatm ho jay or ghar waly

‘Balance khatm ho jay or ghar waly paisy na dain tu chat k oper parha hua purana sarya aur purani kapyan bech kar balance dalwa lo

{Zubaida apa k rozgar totky

mehbooba ko kas k pakar

*. . .Mehbooba ko kas K

pakar K,

Honton pe hont rakh K,

Kamar ko zor se daba ke,

Zulfon ko chehre pe phela ke,

Us ki sanson ko sanson mein sama K,

Aik zor daar pyar bhari kiss karne se..

Dil ka attack nahi hota. . .*

Zubaida Aapa K Romantic tootkey. . .*

Agar tum ye chaho k tumhare pas

Agar Tum Ye Chaho k Tumhare pas

hamesha Dosto Ka Hujoom rahy tou

Ye 3 cheezen apny pas rakho

TULSI

GOLD LEAF

121(gutka)

Zubaida aapa k dostana totkay.

Laal baig ko milk main ubaal ker

Laal baig ko milk

main ubaal ker

dhoop mein sukha

kr laal mirchon k

sath pees ker ketchup

k sath khany se

ulti aa jati hai.

‘ZUBAIDA APA K JAN LEVA TOTKE

Jab aap kisi mefil me pad maro

Jab Aap Kisi Mefil Me Pad Maro To

Barabar Waly Ko Gh0or Kar Dekhne

Se Aap Par Koi Shak Nahi Kary Ga.

Zubeda Aapa K Izzat Bachao Totke.

Jab ghee seedhi ungli se na nikley

Jab Ghee seedhi Ungli se na nikley to

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Ghee ko garam kar lo ;

har cheez men Ungli dena zaruri nahi…:

zubeda aapa aaj tapi hui hain ;@

1 engineer mba student or zubeda aapa

1 ENGINEER,

1 MBA student

or

ZUBEDA AAPA

kashti me ja rahe thy,

k JIN agaya or bola:

‘samandar me koi chez phenko,

agar mene dhond lia to me tumhe mar dn ga.warna me tmhara ghulam bn jaon ga.

1 ne sui phenki us ne dhondli os use mar dia

2 ne sim phenki us ne wo b dhoondli or usy bi mar dia

Phr

AAPA ne Disprine phenki,

wo pani me hal hogai

AAPA boli:

Chal Beta Ghr Chal Boht Kaam Para Hai

JIN Shocked*

Aapa Rocked