Category: World Cup SMS

Teachr: ye ks tense ka sentence he, ‘MISBAH AFRIDI KA RECORD TOREGA’

Studnt: ‘future impossible tense’

GeO AFriDI

‘May apne seniors ki bahot izzat karta hu isliay javed bhai ka record nahi tora warna me 1 baal par chakka laga sakta tha’.

MISBAH.:-)

At Starting Of Match:

‘Will SACHiN Get HUNDRED Today?’

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Two Hours After Match:

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‘Will INDiA Get HUNDRED Today?’ 😀

Maan baap ka ehtaram.

aik bacha gali main cricket khail rha tha. os nai shot lagai or os k ghar ke window ka shesha tout gya.

Bachy ke ami nai baher aa kr osay kaha: Baita aaram sai.

is waqiya k baad bachy nai puri zindagi shot nai mari.

aaj duniya osay Misba-ul-haq k naam sai janti hai..

Meaning of Misbah:

M= mujhe

I= itni hi

S= slow

B= batting

A= aati

H= hai …

hahahahahahahahah.

send kar market may naya hay.

Wo team kahan se match jeetay gi ..

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Jis me Parveen nam k mard khelte hon..

Hahahaha 😀 😀

Mardon ko lao yar..

Chalo phr se apni oqat per ajao..

/ Pakistani Circket Team

TUM JEETO YA HAARO SUNO HAMEIN TUM SE PYAR HAI.!.

PAKISTAN haara nahi hay

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Just hamari success p0st p0nd ho gayi :p 😀

3 Chehre Insan kbi Nhi Bholta

1 Mushkil Me sath Dene Wale ka

Dusra Mushkil Me sath Chor Jany Wale ka

teesra

‘Misba-ul-haq’ ka,

na sath deta ha na sath chorta ha

Indian: Tum log IPL dekh kr Jal rahe ho ge na T.V par?? .

Pakistani: PONKI JA…

Sadi Light e nai hundi..;-)

Na rok sakain gey SHAHEENO ko ye man’dir k Pujjari…

Ab jo Urry hain tou Asman chhu k rahenge ..!

(INSHA ALLAH)

GOOD LUCK TEAM *PAKISTAN*

joke of the year,

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afridi makes century:-p

May Allah help us all in our difficulties & our Cricket Team in winning the Semi Final today. (ameen)

Mubarak ho pakistan ne india ko 35 runs se haradia. Man of the match Nasir Jamshed.

Peshawar main match dekh liya gaya hai:-)

India zara bach kay rehna

Teri sheila hai jawan

Teri muni hai badnaam

Aur hamara captain hai Pathan

Buch k OAaaa

‘Apny liye Century to koi b bana sakta hai,

*Tendulker sahab*

Jo Team k liye Khely ussy MISBAH kehty hain’

tuk tuk tukaa tukk

Macth ke baad Shaam-e-Ghareeba ka aehtmam kia gia hai. Tamam ahle Pakistan shirkat ker ke team Pakistan ko sawab-e-darain ata karain.

Weather Forecast On 30th March 2011,Wed. Mohali India:

Therez A STORM Coming And Its Colour Is GREEN!!! 😉

Aao Pakistan k Dushmano ki barbadi k liye mil k dua karain.

YA ALLAH !

India,Australia, England or Africa main B ek ek Misbah-ul-Haq paida ker de.

(Ameen).

‘Misba-Ul-Haq’

Yaad rakho meri quam ke logo.

Abhi humare paas aik aur chance hai.

‘Aur Zada Note Bane Ka’

Paoun MAi PaayaL

Hathon Mai Kangan

AuR Maathay Pay !! BiNDiYA !!

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Tu ne To wAAT

LaGa DaLi HAy ‘* INDIA *’

MISBAH IN MUSIC STYLE.

Warm Up Match Result icc wc 2011

1) West Indies 253/8 vs Kenya 192 – West Indies won by 61 runs

2) Sri Lanka 351/5 vs Netherlands 195 – Sri Lanka won by 156 runs

3) Canada 112 vs Bangladesh 113/1 – Bangladesh won by 9 wickets

4) New Zealand 311/6 vs Ireland 279 – New Zealand won by 32 runs

5) Zimbabwe 152 vs South Africa 153/2 – South Africa won by 8 wickets

6) India 214 vs Australia 176 – India won by 38 runs

7) Pakistan 285/9 vs Bangladesh 196 – Pakistan won by 89 runs

8) Zimbabwe 244/8 vs Ireland 245/6 – Ireland won by 4 wickets

9) Australia 217 vs South Africa 218/3 – South Africa won by 7 wickets

10) West Indies 281 vs Sri Lanka 282/6 – Sri Lanka won by 4 wickets

11) Kenya 263/5 vs Netherlands 264/8 – Netherlands won by 2 wickets

12) India 360/5 vs New Zealand 243 – India won by 117 runs

13) England 243 vs Canada 227 – England won by 16 runs

Real Trophey par Sif Pakistan ka Haq hey or wo Ham 2015 main le ga

India teri jeeeeeet bhi Jhoooti or Trophy bi Jhoooti ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Bangladesh ne pak team pr ek or ilzam lga diya

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Match main orignal misbah nahe tha

.(‘.’). Lo daso hor

/) ( ki china da

_/ _ banda c?’

Commander safeguard vs misbah ul haq

commander safe guard= sehat ki hifazat 24 ghantay lagatar tik tik tik tik

misbah ul haq = wicket ki hifazat match harne tak lagatar tuk tuk tuk tuk…

i m absolutely fine and will be return soon:Yuvraj Singh

Jessi Ryder hits the record sixes in an inning of first class when he hits 16 sixes against aus A

Bhaji will bounce back:GAnGulY

{Dhoni Wants better tracks at Home}

Arz kia hai….

Jb bhi tendulker century marta hai

india kutty ki tarah harta hai

Concepts of Cricketers

AFRIDI:Do or Die

SEHWAG:Do Before U Die

DRAVID:Dont Die Until U Do

And

MISBAH UL HAQ: Play Until Bowlers

Die. 🙂

Pakistan ki Awam se Darkhuast hy k

Ab Khamoshi se beth k Pogo dekhen !

Kash 1992 main misbah pakistani team main hota to wo world cup final b hm jeet chuke hotay.

ENG captan ki watan wapsi pe press conferenc.

Jes match ma hum naumeed ho kr sooo jatay hn

~~~LAiLAA

bd ma pak woh match jeet jata ha. pata nae kya chakrr ha ga.

Dhoo ker pak kar diya mere mola ney Hindu ki zameen ko,

k Aaj wahan Musalman ko jeet ka sajda karna hey…

Have a victorious day-InshaAlla

Match Sansani kheez Marhaly me dakhil

pakistan ko jeetney k liye 6 Ran darkaar sirf 1 bol me

SamNa karne k liye tayar pakistani Ciptan,

Misbah ul haq

boler ne dorna shuroo kia,

Raftar tez hui,

Empyr k pas se guzra or gaind ki

or Misbah ulhaq ne

Zabrdast

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England ka ek aur ilzam….

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Pakistan wale bare larke le k aye they:p;-)

Is shart Pe Khelen Ge india se Cricket ki bazi, ‘*

*’ Jeet gaye to ‘Kashmir’ Humara,

Haar gaye to Zardari Tumhara..!

is shart pe khalain ge india cricket ki baazi

jitay to katrina hamari harey to veena tumhari

Only 1112 Days Remaining for ICC Cricket WorldCup 2015.

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I’m so excited.

(MISBAH ul haq):-D

Jamshed Bhai Or Hafeez Bhai Halka Haat Rakho Apne Hi Salay Han,

A Msg By Shoaib Malik! 🙂

Chal bey, dafa ho!!!!

Joru k ghulam!!!

Reply by SHAHID AFRIDI!!!;-)

Inzimam’s wife : Aapkay mobile mai credit kyun nai hota?

Inzi: Bismillah irrahman nir raheem. Because the credit goes to the boys ..;p

CNG Rickshaws ki tanzeem ka ijlaas:

Tamam ‘Tuk Tuk’ wale rickshaws k peechay

Tuk Tuk k bajaay

‘Misbah.. Misbah’ likhne ka usooli faisla!

hamen to misbah ne lota gheron mein kahan dum tha,,,

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us ne shot wahan khela jab over hi khatam tha,,,

www.akhtar313.tk

Intizar kee ghariyan khatam.

Ek Tareekh Saaz Din,

30 March Wednesday pahli bar

..India me

..India k Khilaf

..India k Ground per

..Indian awam k Samny

..Indian Army ki Security me

‘PAKISTAN’ ka Qomi Tarana Sabz Hilali Parcham k Taly Bajaya Jayega.

Pray 4 Pak Victory

PakistaN ZindabaD

4wd to all..

apni to qismat hi aesy nikli yaroo

Zameen mili Banjar

Team mili kanjar

angoor milay khattay

openers milay tattay

badam milay kerway

Players milay bharway

janwar mila ghoora

keeper mila loora

bakray milay aandu

fielders milay gandu

gift mila Balla

captain mila dalla

dedication to all cricket lovers+ pakistan

Last Joke of 2011…

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‘Sehwag ka record tornay ki koshish karun ga.

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*Misbah-ul-Haq*.

Pakistan k jawano…

Aysa match dekhnay say behter tha k tum log mera jalsa dekh letay, kam az kam meri taqreer sun kr hunsi toh aajati..

Altaf bhai hyderabad may khetab krtay huay ro paray 🙁

‘T20 WorLd Cup May DoubLe Century Banana Chahta Hon..’

Misbah-UL-Haq Ka Meer-Pur-Khas May LASSi Ki Shop K iFtetah Par Awam Se Khitab..

Afridi Bhai Or Ajmal bhai Halka Haat Rakho Apne Hi Salay Han,

A Msg By Shoaib Malik! 🙂

Ooh ha!!!!

Tu fikar na kar abhi teri bhai Tuk Tuk zinda hai!!!

Reply by Misba-Ul-Haq!!!;-)

~afridi ki beti ne to afridi ko ‘tuk tuk’

khelne ka mashwara dia tha*

*misbah ne to dil pe hi le liya:-d

Aaj Pakistan ne Sachin Tendulkar ko 6 Chance Diye Phir b 100 nahi bana sakaa

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‘Bacha Abhi Kacha Hai’…..!!

‘LA ILAHA ILLA ANTA SUBHANAKA INNI KUNTO MINAZWALEMEEN’

Itz my humble request to plz recite it once and then pray. . Allah never let go our pr

Misbah*: Sachin Ko 100th Century Nhe Bnanay Dengy!

Afridi*: Mgr Hm Usy Rokengay Kesy? Wo To Form Mn Hy!

Misbah*: Hm 90 Pe All Out Hojy …

Breaking News:

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Aj Afridi k paas Misbah ka bat tha..

Me to TUK TUK kar k pakistan ko harwata hon SACHIN

tu ne century kar k india ko kab jitwaya hy.?

A MSG FROM BABA E TUK TUK MISBAH UL HAQ

‘Jeti Hui baazi to Hr koi jeet jata hai,,’MISBAH’

Jo Haari Hui bazi jitwaye Use ‘Afridi- kehte hein.

BOOM BOOM

Zinda bad

New Hy Phenk De Markt Me…

Upar chatri nechy saya…

Wah wah

Upar chatri nechy saya…

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Bhag dhoni TUK TUK aya:)

Misbah Ko Bhejo Score Teez Ja Raha Hai.

Manmohan Singh Ka Gillani Ko hangami Phone:-)

TujhY itnY Chance Free mY Nai diYe.

Tendulkar

Ye to Sania bhabi ki Frmaish thi k meraY maikaY wal0n par hat Halka rakhna

SALMAN BUTT DON’T BE WORRY.

ZARDARi had been imprisonment for 11 year.

and he became the president of Pakistan.

Yousuf RAZA Gillani Had been Imprisonment for 5 year.

and he Became the Prime Minister of Pakistan…

u got Only 2.5 years of imprisonment

INSHA ALLAH you will be the CHAIRMAN of PCB.

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Buht bura khwab tha

Ay Parwrdigar

Hamare gunah mauf kr

Khwab me dekha k

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Misbah Opening krega

Asia Cup me…

Aj koi kutta nae bhoonk rha. . .

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A message by Misbah ul haq.:D

Peep Peep Peep

Hat Jayo

West Indies – Australia – Africa Or England Ki Team Ghar Ja Rahe Hain

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Raasta Band Mat Krna Peeche India Walay Bhi Aa Rahe Hein

Inshallah