You know why the speling of women

You Know Why

The Speling Of Women Starts With W?

Because All Quetions In The World Start With W!

Such As

Who?

Why?

What?

When?

Which?

Whom?

Where?

Wife?

1 pari ne 60 saal k shadi

1 pari ne 60 saal k shadi shuda jorre se kaha;

Me Tm dono ki 1 khawish puri kr skti Hun!

Bv: Me apne sohar k sath sari duniya ki sair krna chahti Hon,

Pari ne jadu ki chari ghumai or 2 tickets aa gaye.

phr shohar se pocha, tm kya chate Ho,..?

SHoHar:

Apne se 30 saal choti Bv ka khwahishmnd Hon!

Pari ne jadu

se us ko 90 saal ka kr diya!

Moral;

yad rakho k Pari bhi aurat Hoti He 😉

Ladies ke saath dukaan daaron ka harami

ladies ke saath dukaan daaron ka harami pan.

bank cashier:_- madam ap so so k len gi?

fruit seller:- baji zara keley ka size to dekho dil khush ho jayega.

cloth seller:- 1 mint dekh ot len phir len na len apki marzi

dhobi:-baji aap shalwar or kameez nikal do baqi kaam mera

easy load:- kitna daalon?

This womens day resolve to get

This Womens Day resolve to…

Get your choices right!

In a nutshell…

Have a fun-filled and

enjoyable Womens Day!

~ Happy Womens day SMS

A man was lost alone on an

A man was lost alone

on an island. 1day he

decided 2 build a

wooden boat.Suddenly

a grl comes & man uses

d wood 4 makin

a bed

Moral: A girl can

change Ur aim

U can get her love in the

U can get her love in the form of

Sister, Friend, Beloved, Wife,

in the form of Mother

in the form of Grandmother…..

so,…..Respect HER…

She is a Woman!

The story behind ladies first long

The Story behind ‘Ladies First.’

Long ago, a man & woman were madly in love.

They wanted to marry.

Parents did not approve.

They decided to suicide together & planned to jump from mountain.

The man could not bear to see his sweet heart fall.

He convinced her that he will jump first.

He jumped.

but the woman didn’t jump.

Thereafter,

all men decided

‘LADIES FIRST

Buht chanchal buht khushnuma c hoti hain

Buht chanchal buht khushnuma c hoti hain

BETIYAN

nazuk sa dil rkhti hain

masoom c hoti hain

BETIYAN

Baat baat par roti hain nadan c hoti hain

BETIYAN

WOH

Ghr lgta hy soona soona Jehaan sy rukhsat ho jati hain

BETIYAN jaty jaty

kitna rula jati hain

BETIYAN

Ye hm nhi kehte

Ye to ‘KHUDA’ b kehta hy

k

jab MAI buht khush hota hun

to paida krta hn

BETIYAN

Dedicated 2 all Women

World Women Day

If fate favours you one day

IF fate favours you one day

& you are asked what you want to be,

don’t wish to be someone else….

Because you are wonderful the way you are!

Cheers to Womanhood!

Happy Women’s Day!

~ Happy Womens day SMS

Is it too much to ask that

Is it too much to ask that women be spared the daily struggle for superhuman beauty in order to offer it to the caresses of a sub-humanly ugly mate?

Germaine Greer, Academician

How important it is for us to

How important it is for us to recognize and celebrate our heroes and she-roes!

Maya Angelou, African American Poet

Sms to girl friend on womens day

sms to girl friend on womens day

Hi Friend!

Can’t believe how time flies with you!

Happy Women’s Day to be my best friend!

Wish you a very happywomens day

Wish you a very happywomen’s day…..

Its you who’s making the differrence in so many lives….

And I am one of them….

Have a wonderful day!

Womens day gift sms on day im

women’s day gift sms

On women’s day,

I’m thinking about

the special ways

you have made my life better.

The little things,

the not-so-little things…

Your kindness,

the way you always listen

and pay attention to me.

You make my world

A woman is like bluetooth you

A Woman Is Like

BLUETOOTH. . .

You r Next To Her,

She Stays Connected.

You Go Away, She Finds New

Devices . . . 😉

A Man, However, Is Like

WIFI. . .

Many Devices Can Connect To

Him As Long As

He Is Not Secured … =P =D

Khawateen k huquq per film chal rahi

KHAWATEEN k huquq per film chal rahi thi,

Ek KHATOON ne josh mei nara lagaya:’aaj ki aurat kiya nahi kar sakti?’

Peechay se awaz i,

.

‘Chup nai reh sakti’

U can get her love in the

U can get her love in the form of Sister, Friend, Beloved, Wife, in the form of Mother & in the form of Grandmother…..so,…..Respect HER….She is a Woman! Happy Women’s Day!

Womens day wishes to a friend what

womens day wishes to a friend

What is Real but Invisible?

-ur Care

what is true but unfair?

-ur Absence

What is sweet but Naughty?

-ur Smile

what is Precious but Priceless?

-Our Friendship-

A symbol of modesty and mercy

A symbol of modesty and mercy

Healing for the whole of humanity

Gentle her touch, so her words

Bless the women for her powers

Women, the truth and the love

Showers on children and her love

Looking nothing, seeking no rewards

Only piety flowing through her glance’

~ Happy Womens day SMS

Happy womans day to all the lovely

Happy woman’s day to all the lovely ladies here…..

You can prove to the world that you are the best,

just keep faith in yourself and try to widen the boundaries around you.

You are an obedient daughter, a lovely wife and a responsible mother.

What if some people are opposing women reservation bill for their cheap

motives, tell the world that you can reach to the top without these reservations

and support from a man’s world….

Keep rocking always…three cheers to all of us…

Wishing you a Happy Woman’s day.

You can do almost anything you put

You can do almost anything you put your mind to …

You can swim the deepest ocean and climb the highest peak …

Be a doctor or fly a plane

You can face adversity and still walk tall.

You are strong, beautiful, compassionate and much more than words could ever say!

Today is yours, and so is ever other day…

Happy Women’s Day!

If fate favours you one day

IF fate favours you one day & you are asked what you want to be,don’t wish to be someone else…..because you are wonderful the way you are! cheers to Womanhood! Happy Women’s Day!

I dont want to get the end

I don’t want to get to the end of my life and find that I lived just the length of it. I want to have lived the width of it as well.

Diane Ackerman, Poet

U can get her love in the

U can get her love in the form of

Sister, Friend, Beloved, Wife,

in the form of Mother

in the form of Grandmother…..

So,…..Respect HER…

She is a Woman!

Happy Women’s Day!

~ Happy Womens day SMS

Women hav strengths dat amazes man she

WOMEN hav strengths dat amazes man.. She can handle trouble & carry heavy burdens.. She holds hapines, luv & opinions..she smyls wen filing lyk screaming..’

~ Happy Womens day SMS

I earn and pay my own way

I earn and pay my own way as a great many women do today. Why should unmarried women be discriminated against – unmarried men are not.’

~ Happy Womens day SMS

When women on all continents often divided

When women on all continents, often divided by national boundaries and by ethnic, linguistic, cultural, economic and political differences, come together to celebrate their Day,

A woman 1 of d most beautiful

A woman 1 of d most beautiful creation of GOD, showering her respect as daughter, feel her care in d form of a sister, feel her warmth in d form of a friend. Y did God create man 1st b4 creating a woman?Of cors, becuz its alwys gud 2 mke a raf draft 1st b4 mkng a MASTERPIECE..’

~ Happy Womens day SMS

Women is symbol of shakti gods finest

Women is symbol of Shakti, God’s finest & beautiful creation without whom no creation is possible. One who gives birth n nurtures. Happy women’s day

~ Happy Womens day SMS

Happy womens day we are cute daughters

Happy womens day

We are cute daughters, we are sweet sisters, we are lovely lovers, we are darling wives, we are adorable mothers, we are source of strength, we are WOMEN! Happy Women’s Day!

A very happy womens day truly proud

A very happy women’s day! Truly proud to be a woman who is a symbol of GOD’s Shakti, Love, Compassion, Dignity, Strength & so on….the list of her qualities is endless. So hats off to all women of the world!

The willingness to listen the patience understand

The willingness to listen, the patience to understand, the strength to support, the heart to care & just to be there….that is the beauty of a lady! Happy Women’s Day!

~ Happy Womens day SMS

I know what every colored woman in

I know what every colored woman in this country is doing. Dying. Just like me. But the difference is they are dying like a stump. Me, I’m going down like one of those redwoods. I sure did live in this world.

Toni Morrison, Author, Sula

Life is like a penis simple

Life is like a penis…

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simple…

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soft…

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straight…

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.

But,

Women make it

HaRd..!!!!

Womens day greetings this resolve to

Womens Day greetings

This Womens Day resolve to…

Get your choices right!

In a nutshell…

have a fun-filled and

enjoyable Womens Day!

On womens day im thinking about

On women’s day,

I’m thinking about

the special ways

you have made my life better.

The little things,

the not-so-little things…

Your kindness,

the way you always listen

and pay attention to me.

You make my world

~ Happy Womens day SMS

Aurat agar beti hy to rehmat

*AURAT*

Agar Beti hy to Rehmat,

Agar BV hy to Shohar k Nisf Iman ki Waris,

Agar Maa hy to is k Qadmon taly Jannat,

Lekin?

SYEDA FATIMA ZAHRA (R.A) ki Shaan dekhye

k Us Baap k liye Rehmat jo Khud

‘REHMAT-UL-LIL AALAMEEN’ hen,

Us Shohar k liye Nisf Iman jo Khud KAMIL-E-IMAN hen,

Aur Aap k Qadmon men Un Beton ki Jannat hy jo Khud, JANNAT k SARDAR hain.

SUBHAN ALLAH.

Did you ever think like this

Did you ever think like this???

Do you know?

a human body can bear only upto 45 Del (unit) of pain.

…

But at the time of giving birth, a woman feels upto 57 Del of Pain.

This is similar to 20 bones getting fractured at a time!!!!

Do we realize that still we give pain to our mother by disobeying them and by not regarding them ???

Love you mother and Respect Women 🙂

This life has no existence without

This LIFE has no existence without

astrong ally in WOMAN in every stage

of lifestarting from Motherhood to

Wife, Sister &finally a Daughter.

Happy Women’s Day !!