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woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2
hain?

pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi
hai?

pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe
kartay hain

pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah
se roti hai?

pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain

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Written by wakeel on February 3, 2012 5:13 am | Permalink | Read Comments (0)
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