Wife:Is Hafte Hm Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaynge
Agle Hafte Hm Roz Shoping K Lye Jaynge
Hsbnd: Or Us se Agle Hafte Roz Masjid Jaynge
Wife:Q?
Hsbnd:
Bheek Mangny.
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