Khawateen k baray me dilchasp haqaik: Scotland ki aurten ziada kanjoos hoti ha.
Dhokha dahi me American aurten subse agay ha.
Shohron ki ziada petai Italy ki aurten karti ha.
Bharti aurten chughal khor hoti ha.
Spain me aurten ziada nokari paisha ha.
Arab aurten khamosh’taba hoti ha.
Japani aurten ziada hala gula pasand karti ha.
Pakistani aurten ziada fazol kharch hoti ha.
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