Husbnd: aaj kya pakaogi?

Wife: jo ap kahen

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Husbnd: dal chawal bna lo

Wife: abi kal to pakae thay

Hsbnd: acha sabzi bna lo

Wife: uffo! bachche nai khatay

Hsbnd: chlo qeema bna lo

Wife: Uff! muje nai psnd

Hsbnd: prathay bna lo

Wife: rat ko prathay kon khata he

Hsbnd: phir kya pakaogi?

Wife: jo aap kahen.