Wife SMS Collection

Marriage tip if wife wants to

Marriage Tip: If Wife Wants To Get Husband’s Attention, Just Look Sad & Uncomfortable. If Husband Wants To Get Wife’s Attention, Just Look Comfortable

Wife ap mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le

Wife- ap Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na . . . Husband- Chalo tayyar ho jao . . . . . ‘Petrol

Man 2 psychiatrist aisa kya kiya

Man 2 psychiatrist: Aisa kya kiya jaye k hum mard har tarah se apni biwio se khush rahe? Psychiatrist kaan me bola: khamoshi se

Bahu ye abhi tak nahi aye maaji

Bahu: ye abhi tak nahi aye, maaji kahin ye kisi larki k saath…….. Saas: arey kalmuhi jab sochegi bura hi sochegi, ho sakta hai

Aik bivi bohat naik thishohar ko paas

Aik bivi bohat naik thi,shohar ko paas na aney deti k gunah hai. Shohar ne molvi ko masla btaya. Molvi ne kaha, usay kaho

Man to barber cut my hair short

Man to Barber: Cut my hair Short. . Barber: How short You would like to? . . . . Man: So Short that My

Ek bacha apni maa se pitnay k

Ek Bacha apni Maa se pitnay k baad Papa kabhi aap jungle gaye ho? Papa: Nahi beta . Bacha: Phir itna Khaternaak item kahan

Wifetum ny kahbi socha hai k meri

Wife:?Tum ny kahbi socha hai k meri shaadi kisi aur sy ho jati to kitna acha hota?? Husband:?Nahi! Main kisi aur admi ka bura

What is the next thing a

What Is The Next Thing A Man Should Do After Winning An Argument With His Wife ? . . . . . . .

Only man knows a mans nature customer

Only man knows a Man`s nature.. Customer: I need a Ladies suit… shopkeeper: Begum k liye chahiye ya koi achha sa dikhaon? 🙂 (03006329056)

1 aurat ka husband gum ho gaya

1 Aurat ka husband gum ho gaya. Wo apni paronsan k sath report darj karwanay police station gai or apne husband ka huliya btaya.

Asian man will have a wife and

Asian man will have a wife and a girlfriend and will love his wife more. A black man will have 2 wives and 5

Ek padri dosray se yaar meri bv

Ek Padri Dosray Se Yaar Meri B.V Ghar Baar Sab Kuch Le Lia Or Talaaq De Dia, Doosra Padri:(Rotay Huay) Yaar Tum To Buhat

Kitnay armano se shadi ki rat ko

Kitnay armano se shadi ki rat ko ghongat uthaya mene faraz, wo bary pyar se kan main boli, . tenu dulha kinay banaya bhootneeday.

Dost kia bv se larai khtm hui

Dost: kia BV Se Larai Khtm Hui 2d dost: ha Ghutne Taik K Mere Pas i Thi 1st: Usny Ghutne Taik K Kya Kaha?

A person went to his neighbour where

A Person Went to his Neighbour, Where an Old Couple Lived. He Went Inside Where he Found that the Old Man still called her

Friendship among women a woman didnt

?Friendship Among Women? A woman didn?t come home @ night. The next day she told her husband she?d slept over at a friend?s house

Aik shoping mall mein daketi k duran

aik shoping mall mein daketi k duran daku nay aik bandy say pochta hai k tum nay kia muje daketi karte huye daikha hai

Wife i will die husband i also wife why

Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:-because main itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta …

A fact about women they can see

A fact about women: They can see a hair of a girl on their husband’s coat from 20 meters away, but they can’t see

Larki saath ho to hotel bill

Larki saath ho to Hotel Bill.. Larki Door ho to Mobile Bill.. Or Larki Naraz ho jaye to Gifts ka Bill Is liye Na

Wife husband say aji sontay ho

Wife husband say : aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon Husband: tumhay kis nay kaha? wife: meri khubsorti

Husband today is sunday i have

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: 1 For U and

Bv ne kameez utari shohar ki

BV ne kameez utari, Shohar ki taraf dekhte hoe shalwar b utar ker boli ‘Pata he na, kya krna he?’ Shohar: Haan kapre dhone

Wifeagar mein koh gayi to tum kya

Wife:Agar mein koh gayi to tum kya karoge? Husband: Mein akhbar mein ad don ga JAHAN RAHO KHUSH RAHO. …

Thappar maarnay par naraz wife se husband

Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola: “Aadmi ushi ko marta hai jis se Pyar kerta hai.” Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar

1 admi ki wife mar gai

1 admi Ki Wife Mar gai. Dost Usko Chup Karane K Bad: ‘Tuje Kuch Chahiye? Admi: Laptop La Do Dost: Woh kion? Admi: ‘Facebook

Santa judge sahab mujhe talaq chahiye

Santa :Judge Sahab, Mujhe Talaq Chahiye Pichhle Ek Saal Se Meri Biwi Ne Mujhse Baat Nahi Ki. Judge :Ek Baar Firse Sochle, Aisi Biwi

Apni wife se romantic guftagu karna aisa

Apni wife se romantic guftagu karna aisa hi hai jaise kisi aisi jaga kharish karna jahan kharish na ho rahi ho… Dedicated to all

WIFE:zaher HUBBY:tum khakar so jao me ata hu!

HUSBAND WIFE me larai ho gai,hubby ghar se offic gya Raat ko phone karke pucha:”Khane me kya he WIFE:zaher HUBBY:tum khakar so jao me

Wife suno ji kutte ko kaise

Wife : suno ji, kutte ko kaise pata chalta hai ke kutiya ka mann kar raha hai?? Husband : soongh ke. Wife : Toh

Wo kia cheez hay jo biwi apnay

Wo kia cheez hay Jo biwi apnay husband ko sari umar nahi deti Bar bar magney per bhi nain deti. Aur yeh illegal bhi

Badsurat wife apne husbnd se khirki

Badsurat Wife: Apne Husbnd Se Khirki K Parde Lagwa Do, Naya Parosi Muje Dekhne Ki Koshish Krta Hy Husband: 1 Bar Dekh Lene Do,

What is the most dangerous alphabet

What is the most Dangerous alphabet W Bcoz all worries start wid W Who? Why? What? When? Which? Where? War, weapon, Wine, Women Wife

Do dost aapas men baten karhe the

Do Dost aapas men baten karhe the… Aik ne kaha:’Yar meri Bewi itni moti ha k aik dafa weighting Machine pe Chadi tou Machine

1 aurat ka husband gum ho gaya

1 Aurat ka husband gum ho gaya Wo apni paronsan k sath report darj karwane police station gai or apne husband ka huliya btaya.

Wife to husband stop looking at girls

Wife to husband: ‘Stop looking at girls, u r married now.’Husb: ‘Oh Honey, this is not fair. You mean if i’m on diet, i

Har boy ke zindagi me 3 dolls

Har boy ke Zindagi me ‘3 DOLLS’ Aati Hain Ek Us Beti BABY DOLL Doosri Uski Girl Friend, BARBIE DOLL, Teesri Uski Wife ‘PANADOL’

Dedicated to mashriqi wife husband aj

Dedicated To Mashriqi Wife: Husband: aj khane me kia bnao’gi? Wife: wohi jo ap khaen H: dal chawal bna lo W: abi kal hi

Husbandu will never succeed in making that

Husband:u will never succeed in making that dog obey u! Wife:Nonsense its only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with

A man inserted an add in the

A man inserted an ‘add’ in the classified: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You

Interesting lines from a husbands diary

Interesting lines from a husband’s diary: ‘Now I always watch my wedding video in reverse mode & I love the end when she takes

Bv sharabhi shohar ko theek kerne ke

BV sharabhi shohar ko theek kerne ke liye kala libas pehen ke khari ho gai , Shohar jhomtey huwey kon ho tum . BV

Musibaton ka muqabla sabar say karo

“Musibaton Ka Muqabla Sabar Say Karo” “Aur” “Nematon Ki Hifazat Shukar Say Karo” Is SMS Main Pehle Biwi Ka Aur Baad Mein girlfriend Ka

Biwigusse mein tumhare dimaag me to sirf

BiWi(GussE MeiN) TuMharE DiMaaG Me To SirF GoBaR Hi BhArA Hai???! ShUhaR(PyaR se) To PhiR Itni DeR Se KhA KioN Rahi Ho???..!!!!!?????…

Want to surprise your girlfriend introduce

Want to surprise your girlfriend? . . . . . . . Introduce her to your wife. :P…

What is the thinnest book in world

What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women? …

Puraani kahawat he k sotay waqt koi

Puraani Kahawat He k Sotay Waqt Koi Tention Le kar Nahi Sona Chahiye… Lakin Hairat he… Phir Bhi Log BV Ko Saath Le ker

Man outside phone booth excuse me

Man outside phone booth : Excuse me !! You are holding the phone since 20 mins. & haven’t spoken a word… .. Man inside

Wife in sexy mood says aaj mujhe

WIFE in sexy mood says: ‘Aaj mujhe Rassi se bandh do aur jo karna hai karlo, HUSBAND ne usay bandh diya or Naukrani ko

Wife saw a sign board shafon suit

Wife saw a sign board: Shafon suit Rs 15/ Cotton suit Rs 8/ Banarsi suit Rs 10/ Wife: Give me Rs 500 i wil

Chintu papa whats the difference between mothers

Chintu: Papa What’s the Difference Between Mother’s Tears & Wife’s Tears? Father: Mother’s tears Affect your HEART, And Wife’s Tears Affect your POCKET. :-)…

Interviewer to millionaire to whom do you

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?” Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.” Interviewer: “Wow, she must

Husband to a newly wed wife i

Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you Wife:Thanks,but promise me you will stay there

Husband kal mere khawab ma ek lrki

Husband: Kal mere khawab ma ek lrki aye thi. Wah!Kia larki thi. Wife: Akeli ayee hogi? Husband: Tm ko kese pata? Wife: Uska husband

Man on his death bed confesses 2

Man On His Death Bed Confesses 2 His Wife-I Had An Affair With Ur Sister, Ur Best Frd & The Maid. Wife : I

Ek lady apne boyfrnd k sath ghoom

Ek Lady Apne Boyfrnd k sath Ghoom rhi thi k achank Uska Husband Agya Or BF ko Marne lga Lady Maar Gadhe ko Apni

wife main ne khoty pr

*. . .Wife: Main ne khoty pr research ki hai, wo apni ”khoti” k siwa kisi or khoti ko dekhta tak nahi. Husband: Isi

Husband mujhy samajh nai ati k tum

Husband: Mujhy samajh nai ati, k tum meri Ammi jesi rotiyan kyu nai pkati?? Wife : kyu k tum wesa atta nai ghundtay Jesa,

Khawateen k baray me dilchasp haqaik scotland

Khawateen k baray me dilchasp haqaik: Scotland ki aurten ziada kanjoos hoti ha. Dhokha dahi me American aurten subse agay ha. Shohron ki ziada

Tufani barish may raat ko shop per

Tufani Barish May Raat Ko Shop per 1 Admi Pizza Lenay Aaya Shopkeeper: Aap Shadi Shuda Hai Admi: Is Tufani Barish May Kya Meri

Interviewer to millionaire to whom do you

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?? Millionaire: ?I owe everything to my wife.? Interviewer: ?Wow, she must

A guy searching these keywords on

A Guy Searching, These Keywords on Google: “How to Tackle A Wife..” Google Search Result: “Good Morning, Sir..! Even We are Searching..” =D =P…

Airport pe patnidekhowo couple kiss karte hue

AIRPORT Pe- Patni:Dekho,Wo Couple KISS Karte Hue Kitna Khush Dikhai De Rahe Hai. Pati:Wo Usse DROP Karne Aaya Hai,RECEIVE Karne Nahi…..

Wife india jao to banarsi saari bejna

Wife: India jao to banarsi saari bejna, Dubai jao to Jewelry, France jao to Perfume, Husband ne jal k kaha or dozakh jaoon to

Shaadi se pehley husband k mobile main

Shaadi se pehley Husband k mobile main wife ka naam ‘My Love’:) se save tha Shaadi k baad ‘My sweet wife’:) 1 saal baad

Husband allah ne tumhein 2 aakhen di

Husband: ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti? WIFE: ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai 2-4 patthar

A woman was kidnapped the kidnapper

A woman was kidnapped. The kidnapper sent a piece of her finger 2 her husband n demanded money. HUSBAND replied: ‘I want more proof,

Ek aurat apni saheli se boli

Ek aurat apni saheli se boli main ne apni husbnd ko shadi k 2 ma bad lakh pati bna diya Saheli : kya wo

Why does a man want to have

WHY does a man want to have a WIFE? Because: (W)ashing (I)roning (F)ood (E)ntertainment

3 aurtain husband se ghar k

3 Aurtain: Husband se ghar k kam Krwane ki bat krte hue. American: meny husbnd se kaha k ainda khana tm pkao gy 2nd

Shohar ki ghazal jab se begum ne

SHOHAR KI GHAZAL Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha ha Bartano ajj

Saas 2 girlshadi k lye kon c

Saas 2 Girl:Shadi k lye kon c Date rkhen btao Grl:shrmate hua Aunti 22 DEC Saas:Koi khas waja Grl: suna hy Saal ki sb

Tofani barish mein rat ko shop per

Tofani barish mein rat ko, shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein? Admin:Is tofani barish mein kia meri maa mujhey

Wife to husband ap aaj kahana paka

Wife to Husband: Ap aaj kahana paka rhay hain ya nhe? Husbnd: Nhe na na khana pakaon ga na kapray dhoun ga na safai

Mard aur aurat ka rishta bhi kitna

Mard aur Aurat ka rishta bhi kitna ajeeb hai.. Door raho to JUDAI.. Or pas raho to… . . . . . . LARAI

1admi dosto ki mehfil

1Admi Dosto ki Mehfil

Husband suhag raat k baad biwi se

Husband Suhag Raat k baad Biwi se: Jaan, Raat ko Maza Aaya? Biwi: Aap ko Aaya? hus: Bohat. Biwi: Dekh Lain Aaj Tak kisi

Husband tumse shadi kar k mujhe 1

Husband: ‘Tumse Shadi kar k Mujhe 1 Faida to Hua..’ Wife (Khush ho kar boli): ‘konsa Faida?’ Husband: ‘Mujhe Mere GUNAHON ki Saza Dunya

1st friend my wife converted me to

1st Friend: My wife converted me to religion. 2nd Friend: Really? 1st Friend: Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell….

Husbnd bv se pani pila do

husbnd b.v se pani pila do b.v:pyaas lagi hai,,, husbnd:gusse se nhi gala chek krna hai kahin se leek to ni ho raha….:P

Wife jab main gana gaati hon to

Wife: Jab main gana gaati hon to aap bahar kyon chaly jaty hain?? Husband: Takay bahar waly ye na samjhen k main tumhara gala

Bhengi wife suno ji meri aankhein ashwariya

Bhengi wife: suno ji meri Aankhein ashwariya se milti hy na? Husband: ghuse se Kambakhat,ye apas me nai milti ashwariya se kia khak mile

Pati whts hypnotism patni

Pati : Wht’s Hypnotism ? Patni : Kisi Ko, Apne Vash Me Kar Ke, Uss Se Mann Chaha Kam Krwana.. Pati : Arey Nahi,

Whats the difference between a male lawyer

What’s the difference between a male lawyer and a female lawyer??? Male lawyer knows the LAW. And a female lawyer Knows.. . . The

1st night in the room wife

1st night in the Room Wife: Plz, not today. Lets have our 1st night understanding each other..’ Husband: ‘Mera ‘under’ to pahle he stand

Wife hints to husband for a new

Wife Hints to husband for a new Car! Dear! buy me something that goes from 0 to 90 in 2 seconds when i am

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend mein galian kion de rahey thai? Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai.. Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi? Husband: yehi k

Wife aaj tum udaas kyo ho

Wife- aaj tum udaas kyo ho? husbend- aaj meri maa or meri behen alag ho gai, wife- koi baat nhi, ab mai aa gai

Bewi batao wo kon si cheez hay

Bewi: Batao Wo Kon si Cheez Hay Jo Tum Rozana Dekh To Saktay Ho Magar Torr Nahi Saktay? Shohr: (Pyar se) Tera botha…;-)

Best quote a foolish man tells a

Best Quote: “A Foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, But a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when

Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti

Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum. BIWI : Ek dum.

Saas ki demand larki khubsurat ho

Saas ki Demand: Larki Khubsurat ho. Khubsirat ho. Ameer ho Parhi likhi ho Kam umar ho Ghar k kam kaj m mahir ho Thakaan

2011 girls husband one cup

2011 Girls..! Husband : One Cup Coffee… Wife : Whhaatt..? Ask Again…!!! Husband: Can I Get 4 U Darling…. Wife : Thats Better =D

What is the difference between wife

What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty, Wife is duy, Saali is passion, Wife is tension, Saali is patakha, Wife

1 aurat ne new sim li or

1 Aurat ne New sim li or mobile main lagai or faisla kia k shohar ko surprise degi jo drawing room main betha tha

1 aadmi ki 3rd bv ne apne

1 aadmi ki 3rd BV ne apne shohar se pucha: Aap ki 1st BV kaise mari? Shohar: Zeher khaane se. BV: Aur 2nd? Shohar:

Wife tum ne kabhi socha hai k

WIFE: Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai K Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota?” HUSBAND: Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka

Bv janu tum mujy waise pyar nhi

BV: Janu tum mujy waise pyar nhi krte jaise Shahrukh Khan Kajol se film me krta hy! Husband: Saliye O Pyar kran de 2