Ek lady apne boyfrnd k sath ghoom

Ek Lady Apne Boyfrnd k sath Ghoom rhi thi k achank Uska Husband Agya Or BF ko Marne lga

Lady

Maar Gadhe ko

Apni Biwi ko to Ghumata nhi

Dusron ki Biwi Ghumane le aate hn

(Itne me BF ko Josh Aaya or Woh Husband ko Marne laga)

Lady

Maar Sale ko

Na Khud Ghumane le jata ha

na kisi or ko Ghumane deta ha :

Election men umed war ko sirf teen

Election men Umed war ko sirf teen vote mile tou uski Bewi roney bhet gayi aur kehne lagi:

‘Mujhe pehle hi pata tha ke tum ne kahin aur bhi Shaadi kar rakhi ha.. Ab tou Soboot bhi mil gaya. Mere aur Tumhare Do votes ke elawa teesra vote usi ‘CHUDAIL’ ka hosakta ha..’

Dedicated to mashriqi wife husband aj

Dedicated To Mashriqi Wife:

Husband:

aj khane me kia bnao’gi?

Wife:

wohi jo ap khaen

H:

dal chawal bna lo

W:

abi kal hi to khaye they

H:

to sabzi roti bna lo

W:

bache nhi khayen’ge

H:

to cholay puri bana lo

W:

mujhe heavy lagta hy

H:

anday aaloo bana lo

W:

phr subha nashte me kia khao’ge?

H:

parathay

W:

raat ko parathay kon khata hy?

H:

hotel se mangwa letay hain.

W:

roz roz hotel ka nhi khana chahye

H:

Kari chawal

W:

dahi nhi hy

H:

mattar

qeema?

W:

usme time lage’ga

pehle bolty aap

H:

maggi bana lo, usme time nhi lage’ga

W:

us say pait nhi bharta

H:

phir ab kia bnao’gi?

W:

“AAP BTAIN NA”…

Wife to husband ap aaj kahana paka

Wife to Husband:

Ap aaj kahana paka rhay hain ya nhe?

Husbnd: Nhe na na khana pakaon ga na kapray dhoun ga na safai karonga…

Wife: Ok mai unit office may bol dyti hun k jalsay may nhi aa rhi wo waja pochain gay to bata dun ge..

Husband: Nhe bhae mai to mazak kar rha tha tum jao.

Wife.G A MQM.

DUZ DUZ:-D

Aik sharabi ko police ne raat 2

Aik Sharabi ko Police Ne Raat 2 Bajey Rok k Poocha:

Itni Raat ko kahan Ja Rahey ho?

Sharabi:

Mein SHARAB or Smoking k insani Jism Per Parney Walay Asraat Per Lecture Sun’ney Ja Raha hoon..

Police Officer:

Really?

Ye to Bohat Achi Baat hay, Wese is Waqt Ye Lecture Kon Dega?

Sharabi:

Meri BV..!!

Manjanab main 20 km per hr ki

Man:Janab mAin 20 K/m pEr hR Ki RaftaAr sE Ja rAha thA,

Mgr PhIr bHi mEri cAr kO Taiz RaftaAri k ILzaAM Me bAnd kR Dia gYa,

Judge:Is baAT Ka kYA Saboot Hai?

K tUm sAch kAh rAhay hO?

Man:Janab iS Se bArh kR Or kYA ProOf hO Ga k uS WAqt mAin aPni b.V Ko Lenay SusraL Ja rAha thA,…

1 aurat ne new sim li or

1 Aurat ne New sim li or mobile main lagai

or faisla kia k shohar ko surprise degi

jo drawing room main betha tha

woh kitchen main gai

or shohar ko new number se call ki:

‘Hello Darling’

shohar ne halki awaz main jawab dia

‘tum mjhy bad main call karna

‘churail’

kitchen main he ha’

Aik bivi bohat naik thishohar ko paas

Aik bivi bohat naik thi,shohar ko paas na aney deti k gunah hai.

Shohar ne molvi ko masla btaya.

Molvi ne kaha,

usay kaho paas aney se aik Kafir maarnay ka sawab hota hai.

Shohar ne aisa kaha, aur bivi maan gai.

Bohat mazza aya. Kuch deir baad bivi boli, ayen ji aik aur kafir marein. Shohar ready ho gya. Kuch dair baad phir, phir, phir….

Shohar: Bs kr do ab tou momin bhi shaheed honay wala hai.

1 aurat ka husband gum ho gaya

1 Aurat ka husband gum ho gaya.

Wo apni paronsan k sath report darj karwanay police station gai or apne husband ka huliya btaya.

Handsome

Lamba qad

Gora rang

Gaal pe dimple.

Parosan: jhoot q bol rahi ho?

Tumhara husband to kala,chote qad ka or mota ha.

Aurat: jo gaya so gaya,

jo aye wo to acha ho:-)!

Asian man will have a wife and

Asian man will have a wife and a girlfriend and will love his wife more.

A black man will have 2 wives and 5 girlfriends and will love his 1st wife more.

A white man will have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends and will love his girlfriends more.

An Pakistani man will have 1 wife and 4 girlfriends …and he still loves his mummy more….

A person went to his neighbour where

A Person Went to his Neighbour,

Where an Old Couple Lived.

He Went Inside Where he Found that the Old Man still called her Wife with Cute Names like Sweety, Honey, Jasmine etc.

Man to the Old Man: It’s sweet… After 70 Years you still call your wife with such Cute Names.

The Old Man replied (Whispering):

Her Name had Slipped off My Mind 10 Years Ago

&

I am Very Scared to Ask What It Is..!!;-)

Friendship among women a woman didnt

?Friendship Among Women?

A woman didn?t come home @ night. The next day she told her husband she?d slept over at a friend?s house

The man called his wife?s 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it

?Friendship among Men?

A man didn?t come home 1 night. The next day he told his wife he slept over at a friend?s house

The woman called her husband?s 10 best friends. 8 of them said, he did sleep over and 2 claimed, he wz still there !

Aik shoping mall mein daketi k duran

aik shoping mall mein daketi k duran daku nay aik bandy say pochta hai k tum nay kia muje daketi karte huye daikha hai to wo kehta hai k han to daku us ko goli mar deta hai phr daku aik aur bandy say pochta hai k kia tum nay muje daketi karty huye daikha hai kia to wo kehta hai k mein nay to ni daikha lekin meri bewi nay daikha hai.

Larki saath ho to hotel bill

Larki saath ho to

Hotel Bill..

Larki Door ho to

Mobile Bill..

Or

Larki Naraz ho jaye to

Gifts ka Bill

Is liye

Na lagao Dil..

Na aayega Bill

Life is Achi

WithOut any Bachi..

No Love,

No Tension,

No Wife

Happy & Easy Life.

A Public Service Msg by

GirlFriend se mehroom Group.