Wife SMS Collection

Interviewer to millionaire to whom do you

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? ? Millionaire: ?I owe everything to my wife. ? Interviewer: ?Wow,

Wife wo saamnay sharabi dekh rahay ho

Wife: ‘Wo Saamnay Sharabi Dekh Rahay Ho? May nay Usay 10 Saal Pehlay Shaadi Se Inkaar Kiya Tha Aur Wo Aaj Tak Pi Raha

Husband roz paalak ka saag khilaati ho

Husband: roz roz paalak ka saag khilaati ho main to tang agaya hoon Bv: paalak mein iron hota h Husbnd: to kya gand se

Wife husband say aji sontay ho

Wife husband say : aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon Husband: tumhay kis nay kaha? wife: meri khubsorti

Why husbands avoid answers wife will

Why husbands avoid answers..!!? WIFE: Will u marry again if i died? HUSBAND: noway! W: Why not, Don’t u like being married? H: Of

Husband sir meri wife gumm ho gayi

Husband: Sir, meri wife gumm ho gayi hai. Postmaster: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke policestation mein complaint likhao. Husband: Kya karun, khushi ke

Wifeis hafty hm roz cinema dkhne jaengy

Wife:Is Hafty Hm Roz Cinema Dkhne Jaengy Uske Agle Hafty hum Roz Shoping K Lye Jaengy Husband.or Us k Agle Hfty Roz Masjid Jyegy

Wife is dreaming in the middle of

Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night And suddenly shouts: Up! Quick! My husband iz back. Man gets up, jumps out of

Husband today is sunday i have

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: 1 For U and

1st night in the room wife

1st night in the Room Wife: Plz, not today. Lets have our 1st night understanding each other..’ Husband: ‘Mera ‘under’ to pahle he stand

bechara mard agar aurat

( Bechara Mard ) Mard agar aurat per hath uthay to Zalim agar aurat se pit jaye to Buzdil Aurat k agay chalay to

Wife running after a garbage truck am

Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage? Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet. Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

No man can ever be satisfied with

No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life. (1) Mobile (2) Automobile (3) TV (4) Wife Because there is always a

Bahu ye abhi tak nahi aye maaji

Bahu: ye abhi tak nahi aye, maaji kahin ye kisi larki k saath…….. Saas: arey kalmuhi jab sochegi bura hi sochegi, ho sakta hai

2011 girls husband one cup

2011 Girls..! Husband : One Cup Coffee… Wife : Whhaatt..? Ask Again…!!! Husband: Can I Get 4 U Darling…. Wife : Thats Better =D

Interesting lines from a husbands diary

Interesting lines from a husband’s diary: ‘Now I always watch my wedding video in reverse mode & I love the end when she takes

Wife wo samay jo admi drink ker

Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai, usko main nay 10 saal pehlay shadi k liye inkaar kia tha. Aaj tak sharab

Boy muj se shadi kro gi

Boy: muj se shadi kro gi?¤ Girl. No Boy. But why? Girl: Ghar wale nahi maanay ge. Boy.unhen me mana lunga. ghar me kon

Teri zindagi me koi gham na ho

Teri zindagi me koi gham na ho teri khushi kbhi kam na ho dua hay tujhe mile ek pyari c dulhan, jis ka wazan

Million copies of a new book sold

MILLION COPIES OF A NEW BOOK SOLD IN JUST TWO DAYS DUE TO TYPING ERROR IN TITLE i.e. . . . . . .

Wives insulting thier husbands pilots wife

Wives insulting thier husbands: pilot’s wife: ziada hawao main mat uro Teacher’s wife: ab tum mujy sikhao gy Dentist’s wife: dant torr k haath

Bv janu jadon tusi mera ghunghat chukya

B,v janu jadon tusi mera ghunghat chukya c pehli vari menu vekhya te ki mehsus kita. C ? Shohar. ALLAH di qasam main mar

15 din aur ruk jao?

Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho? Husband: 15 din aur ruk

Khawateen k baray me dilchasp haqaik scotland

Khawateen k baray me dilchasp haqaik: Scotland ki aurten ziada kanjoos hoti ha. Dhokha dahi me American aurten subse agay ha. Shohron ki ziada

Woman doctor jab b mera shohar ghar

Woman. Doctor Jab b mera shohar ghar ata hy, aate hi muje peetna shuru kr deta hay. Doctor: Wo junhi ghar aaye, Tum 15

Wife bhi ajeeb hoti hain wife

Wife bhi ajeeb hoti hain: . . . Wife: Mai is dress men moti lag rahi huna. Husband (Mazaq Men): Haan Wife: Hain !

Oh allah give me a partner who

Oh Allah give me a partner who can support me in your COURT and make me able to save from all evels of the

A wifes prayer lord give me wisdom

A Wife’s prayer: Lord Give me WISDOM to understand my husband LOVE to forgive him PATIENCE with his moods Bt Don’t give me STRENGTH

T r u t h women

T r u t h Women always worry about the things that …Men Forget… Men always worry about the things that Women Remember

Husband make a call 2 his wife

Husband make a call 2 his wife frm hi office:BEGUM!mujhay Umer Sharif k dramay k do Pass milay hain, Begum:(WITH joy)theek hai main tyar

Husbnd biwi se phone parkya pkaya hai

Husbnd biwi se phone par:’Kya pkaya hai aj khaney main?’ Biwi(gussey se):’Zeher’ Husband:kha kar so jana,main dair se aaon ga

Sunnys teacher sent a note home to

Sunnys teacher sent a note home to his Mother saying,Sunny seems to be a very bright boy but spends too much of his time

WIFE:zaher HUBBY:tum khakar so jao me ata hu!

HUSBAND WIFE me larai ho gai,hubby ghar se offic gya Raat ko phone karke pucha:”Khane me kya he WIFE:zaher HUBBY:tum khakar so jao me

A happy husband comes home from friday

A Happy Husband Comes Home from Friday Prayers.. He Greets His Wife & Lifts Her Up He then Carries Her Around the House With

Wife called her husband honeywhere

Wife called Her Husband..!!! Wife : Honey,where are you? Husband : I’m at the bank. Wife : Dear, please I need 3000 bucks to

Biwi husband se yeh apki shirt par

Biwi Husband Se, Yeh Apki Shirt Par Lipstick Ka Nishan Kaha Se Aaya? Husband: Men Khud Pareshan Hoon Mene To Us Waqt Shirt Utari

Husband i am going out for five

Husband: I am Going Out For Five Days…! Wife: Ok But Don’t Surprise Me By Coming Back Early, OtherWise U’ll Be Surprised. . .

Manjanab main 20 km per hr ki

Man:Janab mAin 20 K/m pEr hR Ki RaftaAr sE Ja rAha thA, Mgr PhIr bHi mEri cAr kO Taiz RaftaAri k ILzaAM Me bAnd

Bivi ghusse mei mera jeena haram ho

Bivi Ghusse Mei: ‘Mera Jeena Haram Ho Gaya Hai. Mei Ye Ghar Chor K Ja Rahi Hun’ Husband: Jan Choro! Khuda K Waste. …

Why are wives more dangerous than the

Why Are Wives More Dangerous Than The Mafia??? The Mafia Wants Either Your Money Or Life . . . But The Wives Want Both

Husbnd 1st nighttum ne kbhi koi gandi

Husbnd (1st night:Tum ne kbhi koi gandi film dekhi he? Wife: Ha Hsbnd: Bs hm ne phir wese hi krna he! Wife:Tu baqi 2

Pni shaadi me zayaada deri mat karna

pni shaadi me zayaada deri mat karna, dil tumhari saheli par aa jaye to mat kehna, main to aashiq hoon khoobsurti ka jaanu, yadi

1 admi zor se dua mang rha

1 Admi Zor Zor Se Dua Mang Rha Tha ‘Ya Allah! Mujhy Chupkali Bana De’. 2nd Admi: Tm Ye Dua Q Mang Rhe Ho?

Husbnd yaar maine naye detergent se apni

Husbnd: Yaar maine naye detergent se apni shirt dhoyi aur woh chhoti ho gayi, ab kya karun? Wife: Usi detergent se ek baar khud

Mera 1 dost kehta tha k jaan

Mera 1 Dost kehta tha K ‘JAAN b mango to hazir hy’ Aaj wo apni ‘BV’ ko ‘JAAN’ kehta hy Or mango tu Gaaliyan

Only man knows a mans nature customer

Only man knows a Man`s nature.. Customer: I need a Ladies suit… shopkeeper: Begum k liye chahiye ya koi achha sa dikhaon? 🙂 (03006329056)

Kitna baybus hai insaan qismat k aagay

Kitna Baybus Hai Insaan Qismat K Aagay Her Sapna Toot Jata Hai Haqeqat K Aagay Jis Ne Kabhi Jhukna Nahi Sekha Duniya Main Wo

Faqir bibi ji ap k pas kisi

Faqir= Bibi ji ap k pas kisi boke k liye kana hai. Bibi=Hai tho sahi maghar wo boka abi office se wapas nahi aya….

1 aurat ne akhbar me prha k

1 aurat ne Akhbar Me Prha k 1 Admi ne Apni BV Ko 1 Cycle k Badle Sale kr Dia BV: Tum to Aisa

Husband tum kon hoo biwi

Husband – tum kon hoo Biwi – pagal hogay kiya apni Biwi koo bhol gaye HUSBAND – nasha her gham bhola deta hai

Dunya k 2 inthai muskil kaam1 apna

Dunya k 2 inthai muskil kaam,1) Apna idea kisi aur k zehen mai fit karna.2) Kisi aur ka paisa apni jaib mai muntakil karna.Jo

Dosttruck dekh kr tm dar q jate

Dost:Truck Dekh Kr Tm dar Q jate Ho? Sardar: 1bar 1Truck Driver Meri Bv Ko Le Kr Bhag Gya Tha Hr Bar Lagta He

Wife aap ko meri khoobsoorti ziyada achi

Wife: Aap ko meri khoobsoorti ziyada achi lagti hai ya aqalmandi…..? Husband: Mujhay to tumhari yeh mazaaq ki aadat bohat achi lagti hai.

Shadi k 2 din bad girlammi

shadi k 2 din bad! Girl:ammi meri aj un sey larai ho gayi! mom:beta shadi k bad jhagray to hote rehtay hen. Girl:wo to

Wifewhat is 10 years with me husbanda

Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

Hus ampamp wife were reading books in

Hus & wife were reading boOKs in public library. Wife stood up go 2 da librarien,and said:Can i go out to foto state some

Puraani kahawat he k sotay waqt koi

Puraani Kahawat He k Sotay Waqt Koi Tention Le kar Nahi Sona Chahiye… Lakin Hairat he… Phir Bhi Log BV Ko Saath Le ker

Bivi shohar semunna itni dair se ro

Bivi shohar se?munna itni dair se ro raha hai magar tumhain fursat nahi kae isay thoori dair kae liye goud mein otha lo.akhir mein

Shaadi se pehley husband k mobile main

Shaadi se pehley Husband k mobile main wife ka naam ‘My Love’:) se save tha Shaadi k baad ‘My sweet wife’:) 1 saal baad

Boyfrnd reaches home pack ur bag honey

Boyfrnd reaches home: Pack ur bag honey, I’ve won Rs10 crores in a lottery. GF: Wow!Thailand or Switzerland? BF: Who Cares? U jst pack

Doctar ap k shohar theek ho

Doctar: Ap k shohar theek ho saktay hn, Agr ap in k khanay, peenay or aram ka khayal rakhain, Koi tension na dn,Larai na

Wife apne husband se shukar he ap

Wife apne husband se: Shukar he ap sahi salaamat ghr wapis aa gye. Husband: Q? Kya hua? Wife: Bahir gali me log keh rhe

Husband i hav invited a friend home

Husband: I hav invited a friend home for Sunday Lunch. Wife: But why, the house is a mess, all the dishes are dirty and

Husband agr meri lottery nikal aaye to

HUSBAND: AGR MERI LOTTERY NIKAL AAYE TO TM KYA KAROGI? WIFE: MAIN AADHE PAISE LE KR TUMY CHHOR DUNGI.. HUSBAND: MERI 100 RS KI

Pati patni ghumne gaye raste mein

Pati Patni ghumne gaye. Raste mein GADHA ghas kha raha tha. Patni: Wo dekho tumhara rishtedar ghas kha raha hai. Namaste karo. Pati: Namaste

Man 1 i notice dat ur wife

Man 1- I Notice Dat Ur Wife Is Mostly In The Kitchen Probably She Loves Cooking Many Varieties Man 2- No! Actualy Our Telefone

Judge how can you prove were not

Judge: How can you prove you were not speeding your car? Man: Sir, I was on the way to bring back my Wife from

A husband who forgot his wifes birthday

A husband (who forgot his wife’s birthday) said: ‘How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?’ 🙂

Wife i saw in my dream

Wife : i saw in my dream tat u were buying a diamond ring 4 me… XD . . . Husband : i saw

Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti

Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum. BIWI : Ek dum.

Wife came home with a goat husband

Wife came home with a goat. Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?” Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!” Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”

Ek padri dosray se yaar meri bv

Ek Padri Dosray Se Yaar Meri B.V Ghar Baar Sab Kuch Le Lia Or Talaaq De Dia, Doosra Padri:(Rotay Huay) Yaar Tum To Buhat

Height of creativity i have saved

*Height of Creativity* I have saved my girl friend number as “LOW BATTERY” So whenever she calls & i am not around My wife

Marriage tip if wife wants to

Marriage Tip: If Wife Wants To Get Husband’s Attention, Just Look Sad & Uncomfortable. If Husband Wants To Get Wife’s Attention, Just Look Comfortable

Wife suno ji kutte ko kaise

Wife : suno ji, kutte ko kaise pata chalta hai ke kutiya ka mann kar raha hai?? Husband : soongh ke. Wife : Toh

1 sahab ki lottery main paris tour

1 Sahab ki Lottery main Paris Tour ka Prize nikal aya.! Usne Office say foran B-V ko fone kiya or Khushi say bola Darling

Shohar khubsurat tha aur bv kali ti

Shohar khubsurat tha aur bv kali ti 1 din shohar kehne laga. Begum hum dono jannati hai. Bv boli. Wo kese? Wo esy k

Man1 i told my wife d truth

Man1- I told my wife d truth dat I was seeing a Psychiatrist Man2- Thn? Man1- Thn She told me d truth dat She’s

Bv apne shohar tareef kb krti hy

“B.v Apne Shohar Tareef Kb Krti Hy” 1 Admi Ne Apne Dost Se Pocha Dost: Jb Shohar Chorh Jaye “Kia Matlab” Admi ne Pocha

1admi dosto ki mehfil

1Admi Dosto ki Mehfil

Aik dolatmand admi shadeed bimaar tha jab

Aik Dolatmand Admi Shadeed Bimaar Tha, Jab Is K Akhiri Lamhaat Kareeb Aye To Doctorz Ne Jawab De Dia, His wife Said:Tum Abhi Nahi

Dosti Karo College wali se,

Dosti Karo College wali se, Dosti karo college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt karo pros wali se, Pyar karo dilwali se,

Wife to husband ap aaj kahana paka

Wife to Husband: Ap aaj kahana paka rhay hain ya nhe? Husbnd: Nhe na na khana pakaon ga na kapray dhoun ga na safai

1 aurat doosri se jb tjhy talaaq

1 aurat doosri se: Jb tjhy TALAAQ huwi tu tera 1 he bacha tha ab 3 hain…! Kesy? Doosri aurat sharmaty huwy: Wo kbhi

Wife ive noticed everytime you talk say

WIFE: “I’ve noticed everytime you talk you say, my car, my chair, my TV, everything is yours. You never say ours. I’m your wife,

Tofani barish mein rat ko shop per

Tofani barish mein rat ko, shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein? Admin:Is tofani barish mein kia meri maa mujhey

Faqeer 2 a lady sitting on bench

‘Faqeer 2 A Lady Sitting On A Bench In A PARK “Hi Darling! So U R In The Mood To Have Some Fun..” Lady:

Meray office se sham k ghar laut

mERAY office Se shAm K? Ghar LaUt aNAy pER, MerI bEguM K chehrAy k? sada Gamgeen pA?a hai, MaGR pehli tareEKH hO t? Hans

Love is the thing that

Love Is The Thing That … Enables A Woman To Sing While She Mops Up The Floor After Her Husband Has Walked Across It

Why does a man want to have

WHY does a man want to have a WIFE? Because: (W)ashing (I)roning (F)ood (E)ntertainment

A small argument betwn couple turns violent

A Small Argument Betwn A Couple Turns Violent. Angry Husband: Do Not Let D Animal In Me Cum Out. Wife: Who Is Scared Of

Husband ek kiss le lu wife no

Husband-ek kiss le lu..? Wife- No. Husband- Jewlry la dunga. Wife- No.. Husband- Car de dunga Wife- No Beta so raha tha, bola- meri

1 admi ki wife mar gai

1 admi Ki Wife Mar gai. Dost Usko Chup Karane K Bad: ‘Tuje Kuch Chahiye? Admi: Laptop La Do Dost: Woh kion? Admi: ‘Facebook

Women live a better longer peaceful

Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!! Why? Very simple… A woman does not have a wife..!!!

Main Tumhari Zindagi Ki KiTab Hun

Wife (patni) : Main Tumhari Zindagi Ki KiTab Hun Husband (pati) : Yehi Tu taklif hai Dairy Hoti To har sal change kar leta�

Aik sahab hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhil

Aik sahab hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhil huay, unho nay haath may gold ka aik cup pakra hua tha, Wife: ye cup kahan say

Bv apne shohar tareef kb krti hy

?B.v Apne Shohar Tareef Kb Krti Hy? 1 Admi Ne Apne Dost Se Pocha Dost: Jb Shohar Chorh Jaye ?Kia Matlab? Admi ne Pocha

Police kya saboot hay key tum taiz

Police: Kya Saboot hay Key tum Taiz Drive nahi kar rahy thy? Man: Janab ! Is sey bara or kya Proof ho Ga k

Million copies of a new book sold

MILLION COPIES OF A NEW BOOK SOLD IN JUST TWO DAYS DUE TO TYPING ERROR IN TITLE i.e. ‘AN IDEA CAN CHANGE YOUR WIFE