Aik bivi bohat naik thishohar ko paas

Aik bivi bohat naik thi,shohar ko paas na aney deti k gunah hai.

Shohar ne molvi ko masla btaya.

Molvi ne kaha,

usay kaho paas aney se aik Kafir maarnay ka sawab hota hai.

Shohar ne aisa kaha, aur bivi maan gai.

Bohat mazza aya. Kuch deir baad bivi boli, ayen ji aik aur kafir marein. Shohar ready ho gya. Kuch dair baad phir, phir, phir….

Shohar: Bs kr do ab tou momin bhi shaheed honay wala hai.

A person went to his neighbour where

A Person Went to his Neighbour,

Where an Old Couple Lived.

He Went Inside Where he Found that the Old Man still called her Wife with Cute Names like Sweety, Honey, Jasmine etc.

Man to the Old Man: It’s sweet… After 70 Years you still call your wife with such Cute Names.

The Old Man replied (Whispering):

Her Name had Slipped off My Mind 10 Years Ago

&

I am Very Scared to Ask What It Is..!!;-)

Friendship among women a woman didnt

?Friendship Among Women?

A woman didn?t come home @ night. The next day she told her husband she?d slept over at a friend?s house

The man called his wife?s 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it

?Friendship among Men?

A man didn?t come home 1 night. The next day he told his wife he slept over at a friend?s house

The woman called her husband?s 10 best friends. 8 of them said, he did sleep over and 2 claimed, he wz still there !

Do dost aapas men baten karhe the

Do Dost aapas men baten karhe the…

Aik ne kaha:’Yar meri Bewi itni moti ha k aik dafa weighting Machine pe Chadi tou Machine men se Paper nikla is par likha tha ‘Aik Aadmi Utar jaye’

Dosra Dost: Yar ye tou kuch bhi naheen meri Bewi itni moti ha k Aik dafa men dhobi k paas uske kapre leke gya tou dhobi ne kaha ‘Hum kapre dhotey hen… SHAMIANAY nahi!’

Dedicated to mashriqi wife husband aj

Dedicated To Mashriqi Wife:

Husband:

aj khane me kia bnao’gi?

Wife:

wohi jo ap khaen

H:

dal chawal bna lo

W:

abi kal hi to khaye they

H:

to sabzi roti bna lo

W:

bache nhi khayen’ge

H:

to cholay puri bana lo

W:

mujhe heavy lagta hy

H:

anday aaloo bana lo

W:

phr subha nashte me kia khao’ge?

H:

parathay

W:

raat ko parathay kon khata hy?

H:

hotel se mangwa letay hain.

W:

roz roz hotel ka nhi khana chahye

H:

Kari chawal

W:

dahi nhi hy

H:

mattar

qeema?

W:

usme time lage’ga

pehle bolty aap

H:

maggi bana lo, usme time nhi lage’ga

W:

us say pait nhi bharta

H:

phir ab kia bnao’gi?

W:

“AAP BTAIN NA”…

Khawateen k baray me dilchasp haqaik scotland

Khawateen k baray me dilchasp haqaik: Scotland ki aurten ziada kanjoos hoti ha.

Dhokha dahi me American aurten subse agay ha.

Shohron ki ziada petai Italy ki aurten karti ha.

Bharti aurten chughal khor hoti ha.

Spain me aurten ziada nokari paisha ha.

Arab aurten khamosh’taba hoti ha.

Japani aurten ziada hala gula pasand karti ha.

Pakistani aurten ziada fazol kharch hoti ha.

3 aurtain husband se ghar k

3 Aurtain:

Husband se ghar k kam Krwane ki bat krte hue.

American:

meny husbnd se kaha k ainda khana tm pkao gy

2nd din usne kuch na kia

3rd din usne rost bna lia

German:

meny husbnd se kaha k ainda ghar ki sfai tm kroge

2nd din wo chup rha

3rd din pora gar saf tha

Pakistani:

meny unse kaha k ainda kapry tm wash kroge, apne sb kam khud kroge

agly din mjhy kuch nazar na aya

2nd din bi kuch nazar na aya

3rd din ankh ki sojAn kuch utri to kuch nazar aya.

Shohar ki ghazal jab se begum ne

SHOHAR KI GHAZAL

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai

Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha ha

Bartano ajj mere sir pe baraste Q ho

Main ne dho dha kr tumhain kitna saja rakha ha

Roz leti ha talashi wo police ki manind

Puchti ha kahan paison ko chupa rakha ha

Wahi dunya me muqaddar ka sikandar tehra

Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha ha

Pee ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi hans k shohar

Maar khane me bhi qudrat ne maza rakha ha…