Wife SMS Collection

Shaadi se pehley husband k mobile main

Shaadi se pehley Husband k mobile main wife ka naam ‘My Love’:) se save tha Shaadi k baad ‘My sweet wife’:) 1 saal baad

Husband allah ne tumhein 2 aakhen di

Husband: ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti? WIFE: ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai 2-4 patthar

A woman was kidnapped the kidnapper

A woman was kidnapped. The kidnapper sent a piece of her finger 2 her husband n demanded money. HUSBAND replied: ‘I want more proof,

Ek aurat apni saheli se boli

Ek aurat apni saheli se boli main ne apni husbnd ko shadi k 2 ma bad lakh pati bna diya Saheli : kya wo

Why does a man want to have

WHY does a man want to have a WIFE? Because: (W)ashing (I)roning (F)ood (E)ntertainment

3 aurtain husband se ghar k

3 Aurtain: Husband se ghar k kam Krwane ki bat krte hue. American: meny husbnd se kaha k ainda khana tm pkao gy 2nd

Shohar ki ghazal jab se begum ne

SHOHAR KI GHAZAL Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha ha Bartano ajj

Saas 2 girlshadi k lye kon c

Saas 2 Girl:Shadi k lye kon c Date rkhen btao Grl:shrmate hua Aunti 22 DEC Saas:Koi khas waja Grl: suna hy Saal ki sb

Tofani barish mein rat ko shop per

Tofani barish mein rat ko, shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein? Admin:Is tofani barish mein kia meri maa mujhey

Wife to husband ap aaj kahana paka

Wife to Husband: Ap aaj kahana paka rhay hain ya nhe? Husbnd: Nhe na na khana pakaon ga na kapray dhoun ga na safai

Mard aur aurat ka rishta bhi kitna

Mard aur Aurat ka rishta bhi kitna ajeeb hai.. Door raho to JUDAI.. Or pas raho to… . . . . . . LARAI

1admi dosto ki mehfil

1Admi Dosto ki Mehfil

Husband suhag raat k baad biwi se

Husband Suhag Raat k baad Biwi se: Jaan, Raat ko Maza Aaya? Biwi: Aap ko Aaya? hus: Bohat. Biwi: Dekh Lain Aaj Tak kisi

Husband tumse shadi kar k mujhe 1

Husband: ‘Tumse Shadi kar k Mujhe 1 Faida to Hua..’ Wife (Khush ho kar boli): ‘konsa Faida?’ Husband: ‘Mujhe Mere GUNAHON ki Saza Dunya

1st friend my wife converted me to

1st Friend: My wife converted me to religion. 2nd Friend: Really? 1st Friend: Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell….

Husbnd bv se pani pila do

husbnd b.v se pani pila do b.v:pyaas lagi hai,,, husbnd:gusse se nhi gala chek krna hai kahin se leek to ni ho raha….:P

Wife jab main gana gaati hon to

Wife: Jab main gana gaati hon to aap bahar kyon chaly jaty hain?? Husband: Takay bahar waly ye na samjhen k main tumhara gala

Bhengi wife suno ji meri aankhein ashwariya

Bhengi wife: suno ji meri Aankhein ashwariya se milti hy na? Husband: ghuse se Kambakhat,ye apas me nai milti ashwariya se kia khak mile

Pati whts hypnotism patni

Pati : Wht’s Hypnotism ? Patni : Kisi Ko, Apne Vash Me Kar Ke, Uss Se Mann Chaha Kam Krwana.. Pati : Arey Nahi,

Aik bivi bohat naik thishohar ko paas

Aik bivi bohat naik thi,shohar ko paas na aney deti k gunah hai. Shohar ne molvi ko masla btaya. Molvi ne kaha, usay kaho

Whats the difference between a male lawyer

What’s the difference between a male lawyer and a female lawyer??? Male lawyer knows the LAW. And a female lawyer Knows.. . . The

1st night in the room wife

1st night in the Room Wife: Plz, not today. Lets have our 1st night understanding each other..’ Husband: ‘Mera ‘under’ to pahle he stand

Husband kal mere khawab ma ek lrki

Husband: Kal mere khawab ma ek lrki aye thi. Wah!Kia larki thi. Wife: Akeli ayee hogi? Husband: Tm ko kese pata? Wife: Uska husband

Wife hints to husband for a new

Wife Hints to husband for a new Car! Dear! buy me something that goes from 0 to 90 in 2 seconds when i am

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend mein galian kion de rahey thai? Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai.. Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi? Husband: yehi k

Wife aaj tum udaas kyo ho

Wife- aaj tum udaas kyo ho? husbend- aaj meri maa or meri behen alag ho gai, wife- koi baat nhi, ab mai aa gai

Man 2 psychiatrist aisa kya kiya

Man 2 psychiatrist: Aisa kya kiya jaye k hum mard har tarah se apni biwio se khush rahe? Psychiatrist kaan me bola: khamoshi se

Bewi batao wo kon si cheez hay

Bewi: Batao Wo Kon si Cheez Hay Jo Tum Rozana Dekh To Saktay Ho Magar Torr Nahi Saktay? Shohr: (Pyar se) Tera botha…;-)

Best quote a foolish man tells a

Best Quote: “A Foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, But a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when

Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti

Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum. BIWI : Ek dum.

Saas ki demand larki khubsurat ho

Saas ki Demand: Larki Khubsurat ho. Khubsirat ho. Ameer ho Parhi likhi ho Kam umar ho Ghar k kam kaj m mahir ho Thakaan

2011 girls husband one cup

2011 Girls..! Husband : One Cup Coffee… Wife : Whhaatt..? Ask Again…!!! Husband: Can I Get 4 U Darling…. Wife : Thats Better =D

What is the difference between wife

What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty, Wife is duy, Saali is passion, Wife is tension, Saali is patakha, Wife

1 aurat ne new sim li or

1 Aurat ne New sim li or mobile main lagai or faisla kia k shohar ko surprise degi jo drawing room main betha tha

1 aadmi ki 3rd bv ne apne

1 aadmi ki 3rd BV ne apne shohar se pucha: Aap ki 1st BV kaise mari? Shohar: Zeher khaane se. BV: Aur 2nd? Shohar:

Wife tum ne kabhi socha hai k

WIFE: Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai K Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota?” HUSBAND: Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka

Bv janu tum mujy waise pyar nhi

BV: Janu tum mujy waise pyar nhi krte jaise Shahrukh Khan Kajol se film me krta hy! Husband: Saliye O Pyar kran de 2

Wifewo samne jo admi drink ker raha

Wife:Wo samne jo admi drink ker raha hay, usko meine 10 saal pahle shadi k liye inkar kia tha. Aaj tak sharab pi raha

Judgewhy did u shoot ur wife instead

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shooting her lover? Sardar:Your honour, it’s easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man

Wife subah mere chehre pe pani kyu

Wife: subah mere chehre pe pani kyu dala, Husband: tere baap ne kaha tha k meri beti PHOOL ki tarha hai Isse murjhane mat

Storyionce upon a timea boy asked to

Story:i Once Upon a Time A Boy Asked to a Girl: Will U Marry Me? Girl said: NO,iOr is trahiLarkaiiHansi khushi rhne lgaiMoral:no wife

Lady 2 doctor main apnay shohar k

Lady 2 Doctor: Main Apnay Shohar K Baaray Me Tum sE Ek baAT Pochn Chahti hoOn. Hmari shAdi kO 20 SaAL Ho gAyE Hain,

Difference between husband gadha anshusband

Difference between Husband & gadha. Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai, but Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!

Girlfrnd chand kitny hoty hain boyfrnd

Girlfrnd: chand kitny hoty hain? Boyfrnd: 2, 1 Tum or 1 wo oper After Meriage Wife: Chand kitne hoty hain? Husband: Anni diye, Nazr

Larki ki aadhi zindagi husband ki talash

Larki ki Aadhi Zindagi Husband Ki Talash main, Aur Baqi Zindagi Husband ki Talashi Layne main Guzar jaati hai….. (,’) Begum /) )20 Rupy

Admi doston ki mehfil se raat late

admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi admi bola nahi kuch khas

70 year old man asked his wife

70 year old man asked his wife. Do you feel sad when u see me running behind young girls? Wife: No not at all,

Man 2 her fat wife do u

Man 2 Her Fat Wife: ‘Do U Wana Lose 10 Pounds Of Ugly Fat In Just 2 Mins?’ Wife:’ Yes, Why Not. Tell Me

A recently fired stock trader said

A recently fired stock trader said … “This is worse than divorce… I have lost everything and I still have my wife…”

Ek admi ko dhamki mili k 3

Ek admi ko dhamki mili k 3 din me 50 hazar do nhi to tmhari b.v ko aghwa kr len gay. Admi. Me tmhara

Aghwaa baraye taawan ki ek khabr parh

Aghwaa Baraye Ta’awan Ki Ek Khabr Parh Kr … Biwi Ne Shohar Se Pocha – “Agr Koi Mjhe Aghwa Tou Tum Ktna Ta’awan Doge

Pati patni ghumne gaye raste mein

Pati Patni ghumne gaye. Raste mein GADHA ghas kha raha tha. Patni: Wo dekho tumhara rishtedar ghas kha raha hai. Namaste karo. Pati: Namaste

Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt tsunamis devastate

Nobody teaches Volcanoes to erupt, Tsunamis to devastate, Hurricanes to sway around & no one teaches How to choose a Wife, NATURAL DISASTERS JUST

Bv shadi se pehle to tum mujh

Bv: Shadi se pehle to tum mujh per bare sher kehte the! Husband: Ab waqt badal gaya hy Bv: Phir b ‘JAANI’ koi sher

Biwigusse mein tumhare dimaag me to sirf

BiWi(GussE MeiN) TuMharE DiMaaG Me To SirF GoBaR Hi BhArA Hai???! ShUhaR(PyaR se) To PhiR Itni DeR Se KhA KioN Rahi Ho???..!!!!!?????…

wife chaliye na kahiin chalte hain

¤_¤ Wife: chaliye na! Kahiin chalte hain, or Drive main karon gi. Husband: is ka matlab hai k,, jayen gay CAR main or Ayen

Biwi kyun na hum apni shadi ki

Biwi: ‘Kyun Na Hum Apni Shadi Ki Salgiraha Par Dawat Ke Liye Bakra Zibah Karen?’ Shohar: ‘Ghalti To Mene Ki Hai, Tou Saza Us

Wife meray iraday baray naik hain

Wife: Meray iraday baray naik hain, Aap 100 main say aik hain! Husband: dimagh k hum b DON hain, pehle ye bata baqi k

How woman calls their husband in first

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years Yr 1.Janu Yr 2.O G. Yr 3.Sunte ho? Yr 4.O bunty k pappa Yr 5.Kahan

Biwi shohar se tum shadi ke bad

BIWI shohar se “Tum shadi ke bad badal gaye ho!”, “SHOHAR” Maine tumhein pehlay hi bata diya tha ke mujhey shadi shuda larkiyon main

Wife you always carry my photo in

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,

Doctar ap k shohar theek ho

Doctar: Ap k shohar theek ho saktay hn, Agr ap in k khanay, peenay or aram ka khayal rakhain, Koi tension na dn,Larai na

Bv sharabhi shohar ko theek kerne ke

BV sharabhi shohar ko theek kerne ke liye kala libas pehen ke khari ho gai , Shohar jhomtey huwey kon ho tum . BV

The first sign of old age is

‘The First sign of old age is when. . . . . . . . . your wife starts trusting you.’:

Husband piyar se darling tum mujhey 1

Husband piyar se: ‘Darling! Tum mujhey 1 jaga se bohat achi lagti ho’! Wife Sharmatey hue khushi mein: ‘bataein na kahan se’? Husbnd: ‘Doooooooooor

Jub sheeshey key bartan toot jayen tau

Jub sheeshey key bartan toot jayen tau awaz ati hey… ‘CHUNNN’ jub bacho’n key balloons phut jayen tau awaz ati hey ‘THUSSS’. Jub pani

Man1 i told my wife d truth

Man1- I told my wife d truth dat I was seeing a Psychiatrist Man2- Thn? Man1- Thn She told me d truth dat She’s

Shadi k 2 din bad girlammi

shadi k 2 din bad! Girl:ammi meri aj un sey larai ho gayi! mom:beta shadi k bad jhagray to hote rehtay hen. Girl:wo to

Husband asks do you know the meaning

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means… Without Information, Fighting Everytime! WIFE says: No darling , it means :- With

Lucky is the man who first love

Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman, but luckier is the woman who is the last love of a

Interviewer to millionaire to whom do you

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?” Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.” Interviewer: “Wow, she must

Husband agar meri lotery nikal aaye to

Husband: Agar Meri Lotery Nikal Aaye To Tum Kya Karogi? Wife: Aadhay Paisay Le Kar Tumhe Chor Dongi Husband: Meri Rs.100. Ki Nikli Hy

Wifekal jo bikhari aya tha wo bht

Wife:kal jo bikhari aya tha wo bht bdtamiz tha Hsband:kyu? Wife:maine use kal khana dya or aj usne mje ek kitab gift krdi Husbnd:kon

Wife to husband wife aaj mere tan

Wife to husband. Wife: Aaj mere tan, man mein aag laga do. Husband ne patrol phenk k agg laga di. Moral? ‘jazbat ka izhar

Wifeagar mein gum ho gyi to tm

WifeAgar mein gum ho gyi to tm kya karoge? HusbandMein akhbar mein ad dn ga wife kya ad do gy HusbanadJAHAN RAHO KHUSH RAHO

Pagal shohar ghar me chillatay hoay ghusa

PAGAL SHOHAR ghar me chillatay hoay ghusa aur cheekh kr bola: BEGUM, mera bond nikal gaya… B.V: kitnay ka nikla? shohar: meri jeb se.;)

On weekend night wife in romantic mood

On Weekend Night, WIFE In Romantic Mood: Aaj Muje Rassi Se Bandh Do Or Jo Karna Chaho Kr Lo. Husband Ne Usay Bandha Or

Love is life wife knife and

Love is life life is wife wife is knife and knife is dangrous same your wife.

Admi hotel manager se jaldi chalo meri

Admi Hotel Manager se: Jaldi chalo Meri BV khirki se kood kr Jaan dena Chahti hai Hotel Manager: To men kya karu? Admi: Anni

Wife aj hmari shadi ki salgirah hy

Wife Aj hmari shadi ki salgirah hy Hmen kia krna chaiye Husband: Aao Aaj ham Us hadsay ki yad main 2 minute ki khamoshi

A person went to his neighbour where

A Person Went to his Neighbour, Where an Old Couple Lived. He Went Inside Where he Found that the Old Man still called her

Husband rat nu main ek movie

HUSBAND: rat nu main ek movie vekhi ek churail kadi mery aggy kadi mery pechy. WIFE: keri movie vekhi? HUSBAND: appny viyah di …

Interviewer to millionaire to whom do you

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? ? Millionaire: ?I owe everything to my wife. ? Interviewer: ?Wow,

Wife wo saamnay sharabi dekh rahay ho

Wife: ‘Wo Saamnay Sharabi Dekh Rahay Ho? May nay Usay 10 Saal Pehlay Shaadi Se Inkaar Kiya Tha Aur Wo Aaj Tak Pi Raha

Husband roz paalak ka saag khilaati ho

Husband: roz roz paalak ka saag khilaati ho main to tang agaya hoon Bv: paalak mein iron hota h Husbnd: to kya gand se

Wife husband say aji sontay ho

Wife husband say : aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon Husband: tumhay kis nay kaha? wife: meri khubsorti

Why husbands avoid answers wife will

Why husbands avoid answers..!!? WIFE: Will u marry again if i died? HUSBAND: noway! W: Why not, Don’t u like being married? H: Of

Husband sir meri wife gumm ho gayi

Husband: Sir, meri wife gumm ho gayi hai. Postmaster: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke policestation mein complaint likhao. Husband: Kya karun, khushi ke

Wifeis hafty hm roz cinema dkhne jaengy

Wife:Is Hafty Hm Roz Cinema Dkhne Jaengy Uske Agle Hafty hum Roz Shoping K Lye Jaengy Husband.or Us k Agle Hfty Roz Masjid Jyegy

Wife is dreaming in the middle of

Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night And suddenly shouts: Up! Quick! My husband iz back. Man gets up, jumps out of

Husband today is sunday i have

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: 1 For U and

bechara mard agar aurat

( Bechara Mard ) Mard agar aurat per hath uthay to Zalim agar aurat se pit jaye to Buzdil Aurat k agay chalay to

Wife running after a garbage truck am

Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage? Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet. Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

No man can ever be satisfied with

No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life. (1) Mobile (2) Automobile (3) TV (4) Wife Because there is always a

Bahu ye abhi tak nahi aye maaji

Bahu: ye abhi tak nahi aye, maaji kahin ye kisi larki k saath…….. Saas: arey kalmuhi jab sochegi bura hi sochegi, ho sakta hai

Interesting lines from a husbands diary

Interesting lines from a husband’s diary: ‘Now I always watch my wedding video in reverse mode & I love the end when she takes

Wife wo samay jo admi drink ker

Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai, usko main nay 10 saal pehlay shadi k liye inkaar kia tha. Aaj tak sharab

Boy muj se shadi kro gi

Boy: muj se shadi kro gi?¤ Girl. No Boy. But why? Girl: Ghar wale nahi maanay ge. Boy.unhen me mana lunga. ghar me kon

Teri zindagi me koi gham na ho

Teri zindagi me koi gham na ho teri khushi kbhi kam na ho dua hay tujhe mile ek pyari c dulhan, jis ka wazan