- Unmarried man mujhy shadi nahi karni orton
- Girl main fail hona chahti hon
- Qarz dosti ka ada kon kare ga
- Ek sahab dosray se bhai ye
- Congratulation heres wishing u lots of wonderful
- Avoid cuxn marriages dulha kursi se
- Marriage is like eating in a resturant
- Dimagh jism ka sab se eham hissa
- Why do girls prefer arrange marriages
- Jb sheeshay k bartan toot jayen tou
- Shadi 1 aisa din hy jb larka
- Son papa sab log shadi kar ke
- Jo log pasand ki shadi nahi karte
- Love marriage ka matlab apni grlfrnd ko
- Before marriage roses are red sky is
- A qualified mba marketing student married a
- Girls prayer before marriage rabba ya
- Propose karne ka naya tariqa boy
- Get married not for urself but
- A married man had written on the
Unmarried man: Mujhy Shadi nahi karni Mujhy Orton se dar lagta hai. Married Man: Shadi kar lo Tumhe sirf 1 orat se dr lagy ga or baqi sabhi achi lgny lagen gi.
Girl: Main Fail Hona Chahti Hon Frnd : Kyun? Girl : Ammi Ne Kaha Ha K 1st ai To Science Dilwaengi 2nd ai To Arts Or Fail Hoi To Shadi Kara Dungi…
Qarz Dosti ka ada kon kare ga? Dost na ho to Dosti kon kare ga? Ay KHUDA Mere Doston ko salamat rkhna wrna Meri Shadi me Dance kon kare ga; (‘.’) ‘(‘.’)/’ (‘.’)/ /’/ ) ( /’_/”_ _/”_ _/”/_ din ka chika din ka chika din ka chika ha ha ha ha ha ha hayhayhay..
Ek sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen? Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi.
Congratulation, Here’s wishing u lots of wonderful moments of togetherness… now & always. Happy Engagement
AVOID CuXn MARRIAGES . Dulha KURSI se takra ka gir gya. . Dulhan: (ghabraty huwe) Ary Ary Ali bhai aram se.:-O . Or kro khandan me shadi.
Marriage is like eating in a Resturant. You order your choice from the menu and then look at the neighbour’s table and wish KASH YEH ORDER KIA HOTA :p
Dimagh jism ka sab se eham hissa hy. ye 24 ghante active rehta hy. ye pedaish se le kar is waqt tak kam krta he jb tk, SHADI nahi ho jati;-)
Why do girls prefer arrange marriages? . . . . . Because an unknown NAMOONA . . . . . Is better than a well known KAMEENA!! 🙂 😀 😛
Jb sheeshay k Bartan TOOT jayen tou Awaz Aati hai. ‘CHUNNN’ jab Bachon k Balloons PHOOT jayen tou Awaz Aati hai. ‘THUSSS’ Jab Paani k Bubbles PHOOT jayen to Awaz ati hai ‘PATUKKK’ Aur jab Muqadar PHOOT jaye to Awaaz Aati hai..? . ? . ? . ? . QABOOL Hai QABOOL Hai QABOOL Hai […]
Shadi 1 Aisa Din Hy Jb, LARKA STAGE Pr Apni Bv K 7 Bethay hoay Dosri KHOBSORAT LARKION Ko Dekhta Hy Or Sochta Hy Ye Sb aj Se Phly KAHAN THEEN YAR:..
Son: ‘Papa.. sab log shadi kar ke pareshan hOte hein, to shadi Q karte hain??’ Papa: ‘Beta..aqal badaam khane se nahi, thokar khane se aati hai…
Jo log pasand ki shadi nahi karte wo sari zindagi larte hain or jo pasand ki shadi karte hain . . . . Hondi ona nal v kutty aali ay par o dasdy nai.
Love Marriage Ka Matlab Apni GrlFrnd Ko Wife Bnana Arrange Marriage Ka Matlab SoChO . . . . KiSi Or Ki Grlfrnd Ko WiFe bnana
BEFORE MARRIAGE: Roses are red, sky is blue, you are my jaan, I Love you..!! AFTER MARRIAGE: Roses are dead, I have flu, Ser tey na char, parre marr tu..!!:P
A Qualified MBA Marketing Student married a girl. After 1 year of tough life with her, finally he got angry & Sent a note to his father-in-law: ‘Your Product is Not According To My Requirements’ The smart Father-in-Law replied: 1 year Warranty expired. Company is not responsible.
GIRL’S PRAYER BEFORE MARRIAGE: ‘RABBA! ya tey saass changi howy . . . . . . . . Ya udi photo deewar tay tangi howy!’:-D
‘Propose karne ka naya tariqa:-) . Boy: Mujhe aapke signature chahye. . Girl: Kahan pe? . Boy: Nikah namey pe.
Get Married….. not for urself, but for the future of ur children, they are getting late for school and fees are increasing day by day 😉 Think Logically.
A Married man had written on the Back of his Car…. . . ‘ Don’t Disturb . . . . Already Disturbed.
Other Popular Wedding SMS Messages
- Unmarried man mujhy shadi nahi karni orton 8 views
- Propose karne ka naya tariqa boy 7 views
- Ladkion k haath mein mehndi achi lagti 7 views
- Jb sheeshay k bartan toot jayen tou 4 views
- Zindigi mein shaadi karna bhi bohat zaroori 3 views
- Q if marriages are made in heaven 3 views
- Before marriage roses are red sky is 3 views
- Love marriage ka matlab apni grlfrnd ko 3 views
- Get married not for urself but 3 views
- Upar wale ne apko bheja to par 2 views
- Bachelors consider married lucky think are 2 views
- Dimagh jism ka sab se eham hissa 2 views
- Pakistan me shadiyan maa baap ki mrzi 2 views
- Arrange marriage means that we are walking 2 views
- Suhagrat me dulha dulhan se tum itni sundar 2 views
- Before marriage roses are red sky is 1 view
- Why government do not allow a man 1 view
- What greater thing greater thing is 1 view
- Mehendi un k hatho pe lga do 1 view
- Agr aap ki shadi nahi ho rai 1 view
Boy 2 Girl: Mujhay ap k autographs chahiyen. Kia ap dengi?Girl:Kahan pay?Boy:…NIKAH NAAMAY pay.( ‘,’)/|_ O Teri Khair_/ _nawaan style.?.?.
Suhagrat Me Dulha Dulhan Se-Tum Itni Sundar Ho,Main Tumhe Kya Kahun. Bahar Khara larke ka Baap Bola-Beta 1 Bar Use Maa Keh de, Baki Main Dekh Lunga…:D
Dil-e-gumrah ko Ay Kash Pata hota ‘GHALIB’ Shadi dilchasp hai tab tak! K Jab tak ho nhi jati . Kanwaro k liye pegam.e.nasihat
Arrange marriage means that we are walking a and suddenly a snake bites.. but love marriage means 2 go 2 snake and say.. ly kat ly… Nahi nai tu kat…
1) write an application to the principal requesting him to grant me leave for two days to attend marriage ceremoney?
Before Marrige Jan tum ho to ma hon tum nei ma nei after Marrige Aj ya tum nei ya ma nei
Married Life Is So Easy. . . Just Like Walking In The Park And Park Is Like . . . . . . . . . ”JURASSIC PARK’
‘Shaadiyan to Unki Bi Ho Gain Jin Ko Na Tha Aql-o-Shaoor Apna To Ye Saal Bhi Guzargya Zikr-e-Nikah Karte Karte.! (Dedctd 2 ALL Kunwara Party) 😉
Dulha Main Shadi Se Pehle 20 Lrkiyon Ko grlfrnd bana chuka Hon. Dulhan Mujhe Pata Tha K Jab Humare Sitare Milty Hain To Krtoot Bhi Zaror Milte Honge,
Pakistan Me Shadiyan Maa Baap Ki Mrzi Se Hoti hn Islye Dulha K Lie Dulhan Srprize Hoti Hy Ghoongat Uthane K Bad Ya To Ashwariya Ya Phr Jaysuriya.
Ladkion k haath mein mehndi achi lagti hai Aur ladkon k haath mein . .. . . . . . . . . Mehndi wale haath:-)
Dil ki batein btana acha lagta ha. Phone per gup shup lagana acha lagta ha. Shadi se pehle dil me bajte hein Sangeet. Bad me to bas Qaumi Tarana acha lagta ha.
Different Phases of a man : after engagement: super man , after marriage: gentle man , after 10 years: watch ; man , & after 20 years: dober man ….
After engagement Girl :Now stop looking at other girls, u r commited now! Boy: Oho wt do u mean, if i m on diet, tht doesnt mean tht i cant look at MENU…:-D
Boy : You Look Exactly Like My Wife…. Girl : Ohhh… What’s Your Wife’s Name? Boy : I’m Not Married Yet… =P Moral : Learn New Methods To Propose.. !
A one line advertisement by a Married Man in a newspaper: For Sale: Wedding suit, worn only once by mistake.:-)
Marzi Ki Zindgi K 7 steps… 1) Studies 2) Entertainment 3) Good Job 4) Shadi 5)…. 6)…. 7)…. Shadi Ho Gai na? Marzi Ki Zindgi Khtam…
‘Marriages MAY be set in Heaven… But. . . . The Maintenance Charges HAVE to be paid on Earth’ 😉 😉
The only common thing between the royal wedding & Pakistani wedding waz that the wedding suit of Prince William was the same as our BAND BAAJA WAAALA!
Toofani barish…Adhi raat… Admi Pizza Hut pe pizza lene aya. Waiter: ap married ho? Admi: aise tufan may konsi Maa apne betay ko pizza lene bhejegi.
Jo Humesa Hasta Rehta Ha Usko HUS+MUKH Kehte Hai Par Jiska Hasna Humesha Kliye Band Ho Gya Ho Use Kya Kahenge? ? Got No? HUS BAND (Â¯`vÂ´Â¯) `*.Â¸.*Â´ lover Â¸.â€¢Â´Â¸.â€¢*Â¨) Â¸.â€¢*Â¨) (Â¸.â€¢Â´ (Â¸.â€¢Â´ .â€¢Â´ Â¸Â¸.â€¢Â¨Â¯`â€¢ Princeâ€
Secret Of A Happy Married Lifeâ€¦ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Oye.. Hoye.. Sadqe Jawaan! Shadi Hui Ni Or Secret Janne Ki Itni Bechaini? (Â¯`vÂ´Â¯) `*.Â¸.*Â´ lover Â¸.â€¢Â´Â¸.â€¢*Â¨) Â¸.â€¢*Â¨) (Â¸.â€¢Â´ (Â¸.â€¢Â´ .â€¢Â´ Â¸Â¸.â€¢Â¨Â¯`â€¢ Princeâ€
Salaam Sadaq Abbas Congrats for your weeding Ceremony. Allah Bless You and Success you in your new life Amin.Take care Bhabi ko bi Salaam. Allah Hifiz
Life me hmesha hanste raho, muskurate raho, gaate raho, gungunate raho… Ta k… Log tume dekhte hi smjh jaen k tm…. Un-married ho😉
The Equation of Marriage: 7 Glance = 1 Smile 7 Smile = 1 Meeting 7 Meeting = 1 Kiss 7 Kisses = 1 Proposal 7 Proposal = 1 Marriage – And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems. So beware of glance!
A little kid asks his Dad, â€œDaddy, how much does it cost to get married?â€ â€œNo idea,â€ replied the Father, â€œIâ€™m still paying for itâ€¦â€
One day a man inserted an â€˜advertisementâ€™ in the local classifieds: â€œWife wantedâ€. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: â€œYou can have mine.â€
What is Marriage? Ans: 1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye. 2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de. 3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNAâ€¦..
â€œWhen a man holds a woman hands?â€ When a man holds a womanâ€™s hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense
Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse? A: He is given his last chance to run awayâ€¦!!
Man : Is there any way for long life? Doctor : Get married. Man : Will it help? Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
Man at medical store:I need poison Chemist: I canâ€™t sell you that Man shows his marriage certificate . . . Chemist: Oh! sorry, I didnâ€™t knew u had a prescription.
Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.
Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love youâ€¦ After Marriage: Roses are dead, I have flu, donâ€™t come near me, Paray hatt tuu,
Q: If marriages are made in heaven, than what are made in Hell? Answer: The days after marriage!
Zindigi mein shaadi karna bhi bohat zaroori hai qn k zindigi mein khushiyan he sab kuch nahin hotein ..:-)
Tip to reduce consumption of alcohol : Before marriage drink only on the days when u r sad, After marriage drink only on days when u r HAPPY..!!
The Equation of Marriage: 7 Glance = 1 Smile 7 Smile = 1 Meeting 7 Meeting = 1 Kiss 7 Kisses = 1 Proposal 7 Proposal = 1 Marriage – And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems. So beware of glance! (Â¯`vÂ´Â¯) `*.Â¸.*Â´ LoVeR Â¸.â€¢Â´Â¸.â€¢*Â¨) Â¸.â€¢*Â¨) (Â¸.â€¢Â´ (Â¸.â€¢Â´ .â€¢Â´ Â¸Â¸.â€¢Â¨Â¯`â€¢ pRiNcEâ€
A Psychological Survey Report.. When Two Couple Come Face to Face: Wives look at Each Others Dresses And Husbands Look at Each others Wives. 🙂 (Â¯`vÂ´Â¯) `*.Â¸.*Â´ LoVeR Â¸.â€¢Â´Â¸.â€¢*Â¨) Â¸.â€¢*Â¨) (Â¸.â€¢Â´ (Â¸.â€¢Â´ .â€¢Â´ Â¸Â¸.â€¢Â¨Â¯`â€¢ pRiNcEâ€
Shadi shuda couples sirf ek hi haal mein khush rehtay hain… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Shadi haal mein
New weddings Style.. Molvii: Do u agree to change ur facebo0k status from Single to Married? Boy: Yes!Yes!Yes Girl: Yes!Yes!Yes Molvii: You r now Husband and Wife. You may now upload ur wedding pics and do tag me….! 🙂
Bachelors consider Married lucky Married think Bachelors are lucky The point is that Bachelors think at night & Married think during the day
‘SHADI’ karne k bad or ‘MOBILE’ lene k bad 1 hi baat ka afsos hota hai ! Thoray din aur ruk jatay to es se acha ‘MODEL’ mil jata.
Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota hay kaash thori dair aur ruk jaatay to acha model mil jata.:p
Upar wale ne apko BHEJA to BHEJA par BHEJA to aisa BHEJA k BHEJE me BHEJA hi nahi BHEJA Dont mind ye mujhe kisi or ne BHEJA to mene apko BHEJA Dekha mera BHEJA
Agr aap ki shadi nahi ho rai, to hr namaz k bad 7 dafa . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Apni ammi ki trf moun kr k zor zor se chilayen… Meri shadi krvao Meri shadi krvao;-) aj nai bolo gay […]
Only True Frnds Stand With u During Bad Times Of ur Life.. So, I Promise That I Will Definitely Attend Your Wedding…=)
Arrange Marriage: Rs.200,000 shadi per. Rs.50,000 haq mehar. Rs.50,000 mukhtalif rasmon per. Valeema=100,000 Shadi k 5 dino ka kharcha Rs. 50,000. Ghar pe kharcha Rs.50,000 Total=Rs.500,000 Love Marriage: Rs.120 ka stamp paper. 200 Taxi ka kiraya, 50 typist ko. Mithai Rs.300 Total=Rs.670 Bachi bhagao Kharcha Bachao.
What is the similarity between Marriage & 11:59 pm ? ? ? ? Answer: Dono k baad, Din badal jatay hain…%-):-D
‘KHUSHBOO K JAZEERON SE SITARON KI HADON TAK’ ‘IS SHEHER MAIN SB KUCH HAI BS IK TERI HEE KAMI HAI’ BY ‘PERDASI ‘SSBA & MAK
MEHENDI UN K HATHO PE LGA DO YARON MUJH KO BHI MERI ASAL RAH DIKHA DO YARON PEHNA K MUJHE MERI HE GHURBAT KA KAFAN SURKH JORRA UN PE SAJA DO YARON NAAM LIKH DO UNKA KHUSHION KI DIWAR PE MERA NAM O NISHAN DUNIYA SE MITTA DO YARON WAQT AAKHRI HAI TERI DUNIYA MAIN […]
When two people are at one in their inmost hearts They shatter even the strength of iron or of bronze And when two people understand each other in their inmost hearts Their words are sweet and strong like the fragrance of orchids.
What Greater Thing What greater thing is there for two human souls, than to feel that they are joined for life- to strengthen each other in all labor, to rest on each other in all sorrow, to minister to each other in all pain, to be one with each other in silent unspeakable memories …
Love brought you together As husband and wife And gave each of you A best friend for life Happy Wedding Anniversary
Shaadiyan Unki Bhi Ho Gayin Jin ko Na Tha Aql-o-Shaoor /Danish/ Apna to Ye Saal Bhi Guzar Gaya Zikr-e-Nikah Karte Karte.
Arrange Marriage: 5,00,000 Shadi Par. 1,00,000 Haq Meher. Aur Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000 Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000 Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667 1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778 Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963 . Ufff! Tauba Tauba. Love Marriage: Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper. . . A Massege […]
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?…. It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !