BEFORE MARRIAGE: Roses are red, sky is blue, you are my jaan, I Love you..!!

AFTER MARRIAGE: Roses are dead, I have flu, Ser tey na char, parre marr tu..!!:P

Married Life Is So

Easy. . .

Just Like

Walking In The Park

And

Park Is Like

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”JURASSIC PARK’

Zindigi mein shaadi karna bhi bohat zaroori hai

qn k zindigi mein khushiyan he sab kuch nahin hotein ..:-)

1) write an application to the principal requesting him to grant me leave for two days to attend marriage ceremoney?

Marzi Ki Zindgi K 7 steps…

1) Studies

2) Entertainment

3) Good Job

4) Shadi

5)….

6)….

7)….

Shadi Ho Gai na?

Marzi Ki Zindgi Khtam…

When two people are at one

in their inmost hearts

They shatter even the strength of iron

or of bronze

And when two people understand each other

in their inmost hearts

Their words are sweet and strong

like the fragrance of orchids.

Shaadiyan Unki Bhi Ho Gayin

Jin ko Na Tha Aql-o-Shaoor

/Danish/

Apna to Ye Saal Bhi Guzar Gaya

Zikr-e-Nikah Karte Karte.

Toofani barish…Adhi raat…

Admi Pizza Hut pe pizza lene aya.

Waiter: ap married ho?

Admi: aise tufan may konsi Maa apne betay ko pizza lene bhejegi.

Life me hmesha hanste raho, muskurate raho, gaate raho, gungunate raho…

Ta k…

Log tume dekhte hi smjh jaen k tm….

Un-married ho
😉

Dulha Main Shadi Se Pehle 20 Lrkiyon Ko grlfrnd bana chuka Hon.

Dulhan Mujhe Pata Tha K Jab Humare Sitare Milty Hain To Krtoot Bhi Zaror Milte Honge,

Bachelors consider

Married lucky

Married think Bachelors are lucky

The point is that

Bachelors think at night

&

Married think during the day

Arrange Marriage:

Rs.200,000 shadi per.

Rs.50,000 haq mehar.

Rs.50,000 mukhtalif rasmon per.

Valeema=100,000

Shadi k 5 dino ka kharcha

Rs. 50,000.

Ghar pe kharcha

Rs.50,000

Total=Rs.500,000

Love Marriage:

Rs.120 ka stamp paper.

200 Taxi ka kiraya,

50 typist ko.

Mithai Rs.300

Total=Rs.670

Bachi bhagao

Kharcha Bachao.

One day a man inserted

an ‘advertisement’ in the

local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.

Next day he received a hundred letters.

They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”

Ladkion k haath mein mehndi achi lagti hai

Aur ladkon k haath mein

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Mehndi wale haath:-)

Boy : You Look Exactly Like My Wife….

Girl : Ohhh… What’s Your Wife’s Name?

Boy : I’m Not Married Yet… =P

Moral : Learn New Methods To Propose.. !

Only True Frnds Stand With u During Bad Times Of ur Life..

So,

I Promise That I Will Definitely Attend Your Wedding…=)

‘KHUSHBOO K JAZEERON SE SITARON KI HADON TAK’

‘IS SHEHER MAIN SB KUCH HAI BS IK TERI HEE KAMI HAI’

BY ‘PERDASI

‘SSBA & MAK

What Greater Thing

What greater thing is there for two human souls,

than to feel that they are joined for life-

to strengthen each other in all labor,

to rest on each other in all sorrow,

to minister to each other in all pain,

to be one with each other

in silent unspeakable memories …

Love Marriage Ka Matlab Apni GrlFrnd Ko Wife Bnana

Arrange Marriage Ka Matlab

SoChO

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KiSi Or Ki Grlfrnd Ko WiFe bnana

Man before Marriage is like Airtel….

“Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”

After Marriage He’s Like Hutch…

“Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”

A one line advertisement by a Married Man in a newspaper:

For Sale:

Wedding suit, worn only once by mistake.:-)

A Married man had written on the Back of his Car…. . .

‘ Don’t Disturb

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Already Disturbed.

Jo Humesa Hasta Rehta Ha Usko HUS+MUKH Kehte Hai

Par

Jiska Hasna Humesha Kliye Band Ho Gya Ho Use Kya

Kahenge?

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Got

No?

HUS BAND

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ lover

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the

bridegroom made to sit on the horse?

A: He is given his last chance to

run away…!!

Get Married…..

not for urself,

but

for the future of ur children, they are getting late for school and fees are increasing day by day 😉

Think Logically.

AVOID CuXn MARRIAGES

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Dulha KURSI se takra ka gir gya.

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Dulhan: (ghabraty huwe)

Ary Ary Ali bhai aram se.:-O

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Or kro khandan me shadi.

The Equation of Marriage:

7 Glance = 1 Smile

7 Smile = 1 Meeting

7 Meeting = 1 Kiss

7 Kisses = 1 Proposal

7 Proposal = 1 Marriage –

And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.

So beware of glance!

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ LoVeR

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

pRiNcE”

The Equation of Marriage:

7 Glance = 1 Smile

7 Smile = 1 Meeting

7 Meeting = 1 Kiss

7 Kisses = 1 Proposal

7 Proposal = 1 Marriage –

And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.

So beware of glance!

Boy 2 Girl: Mujhay ap k autographs chahiyen. Kia ap dengi?Girl:Kahan pay?Boy:…NIKAH NAAMAY pay.( ‘,’)/|_ O Teri Khair_/ _nawaan style.?.?.

Pakistan Me Shadiyan Maa Baap Ki Mrzi Se Hoti hn

Islye Dulha K Lie Dulhan Srprize Hoti Hy Ghoongat Uthane K Bad

Ya To

Ashwariya

Ya Phr

Jaysuriya.

Marriage is like eating in a Resturant.

You order your choice from the menu and then look at the neighbour’s table and wish

KASH YEH ORDER KIA HOTA :p

Unmarried man: Mujhy Shadi nahi karni Mujhy Orton se dar lagta hai.

Married Man: Shadi kar lo Tumhe sirf 1 orat se dr lagy ga or baqi sabhi achi lgny lagen gi.

Shadi 1 Aisa Din Hy

Jb,

LARKA STAGE Pr Apni Bv K 7 Bethay hoay

Dosri KHOBSORAT LARKION Ko Dekhta Hy

Or Sochta Hy

Ye Sb aj Se Phly KAHAN THEEN YAR:..

Son:

‘Papa..

sab log shadi kar ke pareshan hOte hein,

to shadi Q karte hain??’

Papa:

‘Beta..aqal badaam khane se nahi, thokar khane se aati hai…

MEHENDI UN K HATHO PE LGA DO YARON MUJH KO BHI MERI ASAL RAH DIKHA DO YARON PEHNA K MUJHE MERI HE GHURBAT KA KAFAN SURKH JORRA UN PE SAJA DO YARON NAAM LIKH DO UNKA KHUSHION KI DIWAR PE MERA NAM O NISHAN DUNIYA SE MITTA DO YARON WAQT AAKHRI HAI TERI DUNIYA MAIN IS DEWANE KA HO SKE TO MERE MEHBOOB KO YE BTA DO YARON SUNNA HAI USKI DOLI AAJ IS GALLI SE GUZR JAE GI MERI MAYYET KO IS RASTE SE HATTA DO YARON.

BY ‘SSBA’

Secret Of A Happy Married Life…

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Oye..

Hoye..

Sadqe Jawaan!

Shadi Hui Ni Or

Secret Janne Ki Itni Bechaini?

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ lover

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

Man at medical store:I need poison

Chemist: I can’t sell you that

Man shows his marriage certificate

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Chemist: Oh! sorry,

I didn’t knew u had a prescription.

Suhagrat Me Dulha Dulhan Se-Tum Itni Sundar Ho,Main Tumhe Kya Kahun.

Bahar Khara larke ka Baap Bola-Beta 1 Bar Use Maa Keh de,

Baki Main Dekh Lunga…:D

Dil-e-gumrah ko Ay Kash Pata hota

‘GHALIB’

Shadi dilchasp hai tab tak!

K Jab tak ho nhi jati .

Kanwaro k liye pegam.e.nasihat

Ek sahab dosray sahab se:

Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen?

Dosray sahab:

Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi.

Jo log pasand ki shadi nahi karte wo sari zindagi larte hain or jo pasand ki shadi karte hain

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Hondi ona nal v kutty aali ay par o dasdy nai.

A Qualified MBA Marketing Student

married a girl.

After 1 year of tough life with her, finally

he got angry & Sent a note to his father-in-law:

‘Your Product is Not According To My Requirements’

The smart Father-in-Law replied:

1 year Warranty expired.

Company is not responsible.

Different Phases of a man :

after engagement: super man ,

after marriage: gentle man ,

after 10 years: watch ;

man , &

after 20 years: dober man ….

Tip to reduce consumption of alcohol : Before marriage drink only on the days when u r sad, After marriage drink only on days when u r HAPPY..!!

Girl: Main Fail Hona Chahti Hon

Frnd : Kyun?

Girl : Ammi Ne Kaha Ha K 1st ai To Science Dilwaengi

2nd ai To Arts Or Fail Hoi To Shadi Kara Dungi…

‘Propose karne ka naya tariqa:-)

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Boy: Mujhe aapke signature chahye.

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Girl: Kahan pe?

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Boy: Nikah namey pe.

Love brought you together

As husband and wife

And gave each of you

A best friend for life

Happy Wedding Anniversary

The only common thing between the royal wedding & Pakistani wedding waz that the wedding suit of Prince William was the same as our BAND BAAJA WAAALA!

Dil ki batein btana acha lagta ha.

Phone per gup shup lagana acha lagta ha.

Shadi se pehle dil me bajte hein Sangeet.

Bad me to bas Qaumi Tarana acha lagta ha.

Congratulation,

Here’s wishing u lots of wonderful

moments of togetherness…

now & always.

Happy Engagement

‘SHADI’ karne k bad

or ‘MOBILE’ lene k bad

1 hi baat ka afsos hota hai

! Thoray din aur ruk jatay to

es se acha ‘MODEL’ mil jata.

What is Marriage?

Ans:

1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.

2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.

3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA…..

Shadi kernay aur mobile

kharidnay k baad aik hi baat

ka afsos hota hay kaash

thori dair aur ruk jaatay

to acha model mil jata.:p

Arrange Marriage:

5,00,000 Shadi Par.

1,00,000 Haq Meher.

Aur

Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000

Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000

Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667

1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778

Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963

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Ufff! Tauba Tauba.

Love Marriage:

Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper.

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A Massege From: The Students Of Accounting & Finance.

Invest at Your Own Risk.

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ LoVeR

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

pRiNcE”

Man : Is there any way for long life?

Doctor : Get married.

Man : Will it help?

Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

Salaam Sadaq Abbas Congrats for your weeding Ceremony. Allah Bless You and Success you in your new life Amin.Take care Bhabi ko bi Salaam.

Allah Hifiz

Upar wale ne apko BHEJA to BHEJA

par BHEJA to aisa BHEJA

k BHEJE me BHEJA hi nahi BHEJA

Dont mind

ye mujhe kisi or ne BHEJA

to mene apko BHEJA

Dekha mera BHEJA

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?…. It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !

Before marriage:

Roses are red, sky is blue,

O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:

Roses are dead,

I have flu,

don’t come near me,

Paray hatt tuu,

GIRL’S PRAYER BEFORE MARRIAGE:

‘RABBA!

ya tey saass changi howy

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Ya udi photo deewar tay tangi howy!’:-D

‘Shaadiyan to Unki Bi Ho Gain Jin Ko Na Tha Aql-o-Shaoor

Apna To Ye Saal Bhi Guzargya Zikr-e-Nikah Karte Karte.!

(Dedctd 2 ALL Kunwara Party) 😉

Q: If marriages are made in heaven,

than what are made in Hell?

Answer: The days after marriage!

Why do girls prefer arrange marriages?

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Because an unknown NAMOONA

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Is better than a well known KAMEENA!! 🙂 😀 😛

“When a man holds a woman hands?”

When a man holds a woman’s hand

before marriage, it is love;

after marriage it is self-defense

Shadi shuda couples sirf ek hi haal mein khush rehtay hain…

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Shadi haal mein

New weddings Style..

Molvii: Do u agree to change ur facebo0k status from Single to Married?

Boy: Yes!Yes!Yes

Girl: Yes!Yes!Yes

Molvii: You r now Husband and Wife. You may now upload ur wedding pics and do tag me….! 🙂

Why Government do NOT

allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because per Constitution,

you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE

for the same Mistake.

Qarz Dosti ka

ada kon kare ga?

Dost na ho to

Dosti kon kare ga?

Ay KHUDA Mere

Doston ko salamat rkhna

wrna Meri Shadi me

Dance kon kare ga;

(‘.’) ‘(‘.’)/’ (‘.’)/

/’/ ) ( /’_/”_ _/”_ _/”/_

din ka chika din ka chika din ka chika ha ha ha ha ha ha hayhayhay..

A Psychological Survey Report..

When Two Couple Come Face to Face:

Wives look at Each Others Dresses

And

Husbands Look at Each others Wives. 🙂

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ LoVeR

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

pRiNcE”

After engagement

Girl :Now stop looking at other girls,

u r commited now!

Boy:

Oho wt do u mean,

if i m on diet,

tht doesnt mean tht

i cant look at MENU…:-D

Arrange marriage means that we are walking a

and suddenly a snake bites..

but love marriage means 2 go 2 snake and say..

ly kat ly…

Nahi nai tu kat…

Before Marrige

Jan tum ho to ma hon tum nei ma nei

after Marrige

Aj ya tum nei ya ma nei

Agr aap ki shadi nahi ho rai,

to

hr namaz k bad

7 dafa

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Apni ammi ki

trf

moun kr k

zor zor se chilayen…

Meri shadi krvao

Meri shadi krvao;-)

aj nai bolo gay to kal bhugto gay

Djuice…!

khamoshi ka boycotT:-P

Jb sheeshay k Bartan TOOT jayen tou Awaz Aati hai.

‘CHUNNN’

jab Bachon k Balloons PHOOT jayen tou Awaz Aati hai.

‘THUSSS’

Jab Paani k Bubbles PHOOT jayen to Awaz ati hai

‘PATUKKK’

Aur jab Muqadar PHOOT jaye to Awaaz Aati hai..?

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QABOOL Hai

QABOOL Hai

QABOOL Hai 🙂

A little kid asks his Dad,

“Daddy, how much does

it cost to get married?”

“No idea,” replied the Father,

“I’m still paying for it…”

What is the similarity between

Marriage

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11:59 pm ?

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Answer:

Dono k baad,

Din badal jatay hain…%-):-D

‘Marriages MAY be set in Heaven…

But. . . .

The Maintenance Charges

HAVE to be paid on Earth’ 😉 😉

Dimagh jism ka sab se eham hissa hy.

ye 24 ghante active rehta hy.

ye pedaish se le kar is waqt tak kam krta he jb tk,

SHADI nahi ho jati;-)