Arrange marriage 500000 shadi par 100000

Arrange Marriage:

5,00,000 Shadi Par.

1,00,000 Haq Meher.

Aur

Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000

Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000

Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667

1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778

Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963

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Ufff! Tauba Tauba.

Love Marriage:

Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper.

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A Massege From: The Students Of Accounting & Finance.

Invest at Your Own Risk.

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`*.¸.*´ LoVeR

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pRiNcE”

Qarz dosti ka ada kon kare ga

Qarz Dosti ka

ada kon kare ga?

Dost na ho to

Dosti kon kare ga?

Ay KHUDA Mere

Doston ko salamat rkhna

wrna Meri Shadi me

Dance kon kare ga;

(‘.’) ‘(‘.’)/’ (‘.’)/

/’/ ) ( /’_/”_ _/”_ _/”/_

din ka chika din ka chika din ka chika ha ha ha ha ha ha hayhayhay..

A psychological survey report when two

A Psychological Survey Report..

When Two Couple Come Face to Face:

Wives look at Each Others Dresses

And

Husbands Look at Each others Wives. 🙂

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`*.¸.*´ LoVeR

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pRiNcE”

Agr aap ki shadi nahi ho rai

Agr aap ki shadi nahi ho rai,

to

hr namaz k bad

7 dafa

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Apni ammi ki

trf

moun kr k

zor zor se chilayen…

Meri shadi krvao

Meri shadi krvao;-)

aj nai bolo gay to kal bhugto gay

Djuice…!

khamoshi ka boycotT:-P

Jb sheeshay k bartan toot jayen tou

Jb sheeshay k Bartan TOOT jayen tou Awaz Aati hai.

‘CHUNNN’

jab Bachon k Balloons PHOOT jayen tou Awaz Aati hai.

‘THUSSS’

Jab Paani k Bubbles PHOOT jayen to Awaz ati hai

‘PATUKKK’

Aur jab Muqadar PHOOT jaye to Awaaz Aati hai..?

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QABOOL Hai

QABOOL Hai

QABOOL Hai 🙂

Arrange marriage rs200000 shadi per rs50000 haq

Arrange Marriage:

Rs.200,000 shadi per.

Rs.50,000 haq mehar.

Rs.50,000 mukhtalif rasmon per.

Valeema=100,000

Shadi k 5 dino ka kharcha

Rs. 50,000.

Ghar pe kharcha

Rs.50,000

Total=Rs.500,000

Love Marriage:

Rs.120 ka stamp paper.

200 Taxi ka kiraya,

50 typist ko.

Mithai Rs.300

Total=Rs.670

Bachi bhagao

Kharcha Bachao.

What greater thing greater thing is

What Greater Thing

What greater thing is there for two human souls,

than to feel that they are joined for life-

to strengthen each other in all labor,

to rest on each other in all sorrow,

to minister to each other in all pain,

to be one with each other

in silent unspeakable memories …

Jo humesa hasta rehta ha usko husmukh

Jo Humesa Hasta Rehta Ha Usko HUS+MUKH Kehte Hai

Par

Jiska Hasna Humesha Kliye Band Ho Gya Ho Use Kya

Kahenge?

?

Got

No?

HUS BAND

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`*.¸.*´ lover

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Prince”

The equation of marriage 7 glance

The Equation of Marriage:

7 Glance = 1 Smile

7 Smile = 1 Meeting

7 Meeting = 1 Kiss

7 Kisses = 1 Proposal

7 Proposal = 1 Marriage –

And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.

So beware of glance!

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`*.¸.*´ LoVeR

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pRiNcE”

Mehendi un k hatho pe lga do

MEHENDI UN K HATHO PE LGA DO YARON MUJH KO BHI MERI ASAL RAH DIKHA DO YARON PEHNA K MUJHE MERI HE GHURBAT KA KAFAN SURKH JORRA UN PE SAJA DO YARON NAAM LIKH DO UNKA KHUSHION KI DIWAR PE MERA NAM O NISHAN DUNIYA SE MITTA DO YARON WAQT AAKHRI HAI TERI DUNIYA MAIN IS DEWANE KA HO SKE TO MERE MEHBOOB KO YE BTA DO YARON SUNNA HAI USKI DOLI AAJ IS GALLI SE GUZR JAE GI MERI MAYYET KO IS RASTE SE HATTA DO YARON.

BY ‘SSBA’

Secret of a happy married life

Secret Of A Happy Married Life…

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Oye..

Hoye..

Sadqe Jawaan!

Shadi Hui Ni Or

Secret Janne Ki Itni Bechaini?

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`*.¸.*´ lover

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Prince”