Before marriage roses are red sky is

BEFORE MARRIAGE: Roses are red, sky is blue, you are my jaan, I Love you..!!

AFTER MARRIAGE: Roses are dead, I have flu, Ser tey na char, parre marr tu..!!:P

Married life is so easy

Married Life Is So

Easy. . .

Just Like

Walking In The Park

And

Park Is Like

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”JURASSIC PARK’

Marzi ki zindgi k 7 steps

Marzi Ki Zindgi K 7 steps…

1) Studies

2) Entertainment

3) Good Job

4) Shadi

5)….

6)….

7)….

Shadi Ho Gai na?

Marzi Ki Zindgi Khtam…

When two people are at one in

When two people are at one

in their inmost hearts

They shatter even the strength of iron

or of bronze

And when two people understand each other

in their inmost hearts

Their words are sweet and strong

like the fragrance of orchids.

Dulha main shadi se pehle 20 lrkiyon

Dulha Main Shadi Se Pehle 20 Lrkiyon Ko grlfrnd bana chuka Hon.

Dulhan Mujhe Pata Tha K Jab Humare Sitare Milty Hain To Krtoot Bhi Zaror Milte Honge,

Arrange marriage rs200000 shadi per rs50000 haq

Arrange Marriage:

Rs.200,000 shadi per.

Rs.50,000 haq mehar.

Rs.50,000 mukhtalif rasmon per.

Valeema=100,000

Shadi k 5 dino ka kharcha

Rs. 50,000.

Ghar pe kharcha

Rs.50,000

Total=Rs.500,000

Love Marriage:

Rs.120 ka stamp paper.

200 Taxi ka kiraya,

50 typist ko.

Mithai Rs.300

Total=Rs.670

Bachi bhagao

Kharcha Bachao.

One day a man inserted an advertisement

One day a man inserted

an ‘advertisement’ in the

local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.

Next day he received a hundred letters.

They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”

Boy you look exactly like my

Boy : You Look Exactly Like My Wife….

Girl : Ohhh… What’s Your Wife’s Name?

Boy : I’m Not Married Yet… =P

Moral : Learn New Methods To Propose.. !

What greater thing greater thing is

What Greater Thing

What greater thing is there for two human souls,

than to feel that they are joined for life-

to strengthen each other in all labor,

to rest on each other in all sorrow,

to minister to each other in all pain,

to be one with each other

in silent unspeakable memories …

Man before marriage is like airtel aisi

Man before Marriage is like Airtel….

“Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”

After Marriage He’s Like Hutch…

“Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”

Jo humesa hasta rehta ha usko husmukh

Jo Humesa Hasta Rehta Ha Usko HUS+MUKH Kehte Hai

Par

Jiska Hasna Humesha Kliye Band Ho Gya Ho Use Kya

Kahenge?

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Got

No?

HUS BAND

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

Get married not for urself but

Get Married…..

not for urself,

but

for the future of ur children, they are getting late for school and fees are increasing day by day 😉

Think Logically.

The equation of marriage 7 glance

The Equation of Marriage:

7 Glance = 1 Smile

7 Smile = 1 Meeting

7 Meeting = 1 Kiss

7 Kisses = 1 Proposal

7 Proposal = 1 Marriage –

And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.

So beware of glance!

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ LoVeR

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

pRiNcE”

The equation of marriage 7 glance

The Equation of Marriage:

7 Glance = 1 Smile

7 Smile = 1 Meeting

7 Meeting = 1 Kiss

7 Kisses = 1 Proposal

7 Proposal = 1 Marriage –

And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.

So beware of glance!

Boy 2 girl mujhay ap k autographs

Boy 2 Girl: Mujhay ap k autographs chahiyen. Kia ap dengi?Girl:Kahan pay?Boy:…NIKAH NAAMAY pay.( ‘,’)/|_ O Teri Khair_/ _nawaan style.?.?.

Shadi 1 aisa din hy jb larka

Shadi 1 Aisa Din Hy

Jb,

LARKA STAGE Pr Apni Bv K 7 Bethay hoay

Dosri KHOBSORAT LARKION Ko Dekhta Hy

Or Sochta Hy

Ye Sb aj Se Phly KAHAN THEEN YAR:..

Son papa sab log shadi kar ke

Son:

‘Papa..

sab log shadi kar ke pareshan hOte hein,

to shadi Q karte hain??’

Papa:

‘Beta..aqal badaam khane se nahi, thokar khane se aati hai…

Mehendi un k hatho pe lga do

MEHENDI UN K HATHO PE LGA DO YARON MUJH KO BHI MERI ASAL RAH DIKHA DO YARON PEHNA K MUJHE MERI HE GHURBAT KA KAFAN SURKH JORRA UN PE SAJA DO YARON NAAM LIKH DO UNKA KHUSHION KI DIWAR PE MERA NAM O NISHAN DUNIYA SE MITTA DO YARON WAQT AAKHRI HAI TERI DUNIYA MAIN IS DEWANE KA HO SKE TO MERE MEHBOOB KO YE BTA DO YARON SUNNA HAI USKI DOLI AAJ IS GALLI SE GUZR JAE GI MERI MAYYET KO IS RASTE SE HATTA DO YARON.

BY ‘SSBA’

Secret of a happy married life

Secret Of A Happy Married Life…

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Oye..

Hoye..

Sadqe Jawaan!

Shadi Hui Ni Or

Secret Janne Ki Itni Bechaini?

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

Man at medical storei need poison chemist

Man at medical store:I need poison

Chemist: I can’t sell you that

Man shows his marriage certificate

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Chemist: Oh! sorry,

I didn’t knew u had a prescription.

Ek sahab dosray se bhai ye

Ek sahab dosray sahab se:

Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen?

Dosray sahab:

Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi.

Jo log pasand ki shadi nahi karte

Jo log pasand ki shadi nahi karte wo sari zindagi larte hain or jo pasand ki shadi karte hain

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Hondi ona nal v kutty aali ay par o dasdy nai.

A qualified mba marketing student married a

A Qualified MBA Marketing Student

married a girl.

After 1 year of tough life with her, finally

he got angry & Sent a note to his father-in-law:

‘Your Product is Not According To My Requirements’

The smart Father-in-Law replied:

1 year Warranty expired.

Company is not responsible.

Different phases of a man

Different Phases of a man :

after engagement: super man ,

after marriage: gentle man ,

after 10 years: watch ;

man , &

after 20 years: dober man ….

Tip to reduce consumption of alcohol

Tip to reduce consumption of alcohol : Before marriage drink only on the days when u r sad, After marriage drink only on days when u r HAPPY..!!

Girl main fail hona chahti hon

Girl: Main Fail Hona Chahti Hon

Frnd : Kyun?

Girl : Ammi Ne Kaha Ha K 1st ai To Science Dilwaengi

2nd ai To Arts Or Fail Hoi To Shadi Kara Dungi…

Dil ki batein btana acha lagta ha

Dil ki batein btana acha lagta ha.

Phone per gup shup lagana acha lagta ha.

Shadi se pehle dil me bajte hein Sangeet.

Bad me to bas Qaumi Tarana acha lagta ha.

Shadi karne k bad or mobile

‘SHADI’ karne k bad

or ‘MOBILE’ lene k bad

1 hi baat ka afsos hota hai

! Thoray din aur ruk jatay to

es se acha ‘MODEL’ mil jata.

Arrange marriage 500000 shadi par 100000

Arrange Marriage:

5,00,000 Shadi Par.

1,00,000 Haq Meher.

Aur

Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000

Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000

Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667

1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778

Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963

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Ufff! Tauba Tauba.

Love Marriage:

Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper.

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A Massege From: The Students Of Accounting & Finance.

Invest at Your Own Risk.

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ LoVeR

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

pRiNcE”

Man is there any way for

Man : Is there any way for long life?

Doctor : Get married.

Man : Will it help?

Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

Upar wale ne apko bheja to par

Upar wale ne apko BHEJA to BHEJA

par BHEJA to aisa BHEJA

k BHEJE me BHEJA hi nahi BHEJA

Dont mind

ye mujhe kisi or ne BHEJA

to mene apko BHEJA

Dekha mera BHEJA

Before marriage roses are red sky is

Before marriage:

Roses are red, sky is blue,

O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:

Roses are dead,

I have flu,

don’t come near me,

Paray hatt tuu,

Shaadiyan to unki bi ho gain jin

‘Shaadiyan to Unki Bi Ho Gain Jin Ko Na Tha Aql-o-Shaoor

Apna To Ye Saal Bhi Guzargya Zikr-e-Nikah Karte Karte.!

(Dedctd 2 ALL Kunwara Party) 😉

When a man holds woman hands

“When a man holds a woman hands?”

When a man holds a woman’s hand

before marriage, it is love;

after marriage it is self-defense

Shadi shuda couples sirf ek hi haal

Shadi shuda couples sirf ek hi haal mein khush rehtay hain…

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Shadi haal mein

New weddings style molvii do u agree

New weddings Style..

Molvii: Do u agree to change ur facebo0k status from Single to Married?

Boy: Yes!Yes!Yes

Girl: Yes!Yes!Yes

Molvii: You r now Husband and Wife. You may now upload ur wedding pics and do tag me….! 🙂

Qarz dosti ka ada kon kare ga

Qarz Dosti ka

ada kon kare ga?

Dost na ho to

Dosti kon kare ga?

Ay KHUDA Mere

Doston ko salamat rkhna

wrna Meri Shadi me

Dance kon kare ga;

(‘.’) ‘(‘.’)/’ (‘.’)/

/’/ ) ( /’_/”_ _/”_ _/”/_

din ka chika din ka chika din ka chika ha ha ha ha ha ha hayhayhay..

A psychological survey report when two

A Psychological Survey Report..

When Two Couple Come Face to Face:

Wives look at Each Others Dresses

And

Husbands Look at Each others Wives. 🙂

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ LoVeR

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

pRiNcE”

After engagement girl now stop looking

After engagement

Girl :Now stop looking at other girls,

u r commited now!

Boy:

Oho wt do u mean,

if i m on diet,

tht doesnt mean tht

i cant look at MENU…:-D

Agr aap ki shadi nahi ho rai

Agr aap ki shadi nahi ho rai,

to

hr namaz k bad

7 dafa

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Apni ammi ki

trf

moun kr k

zor zor se chilayen…

Meri shadi krvao

Meri shadi krvao;-)

aj nai bolo gay to kal bhugto gay

Djuice…!

khamoshi ka boycotT:-P

Jb sheeshay k bartan toot jayen tou

Jb sheeshay k Bartan TOOT jayen tou Awaz Aati hai.

‘CHUNNN’

jab Bachon k Balloons PHOOT jayen tou Awaz Aati hai.

‘THUSSS’

Jab Paani k Bubbles PHOOT jayen to Awaz ati hai

‘PATUKKK’

Aur jab Muqadar PHOOT jaye to Awaaz Aati hai..?

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QABOOL Hai

QABOOL Hai

QABOOL Hai 🙂

A little kid asks his dad daddy

A little kid asks his Dad,

“Daddy, how much does

it cost to get married?”

“No idea,” replied the Father,

“I’m still paying for it…”

Dimagh jism ka sab se eham hissa

Dimagh jism ka sab se eham hissa hy.

ye 24 ghante active rehta hy.

ye pedaish se le kar is waqt tak kam krta he jb tk,

SHADI nahi ho jati;-)