dunia k dar se teri tasveer bathroom me laga rakhi he, bar bar dedar ho is lya moshan ki goli kha rakhi he.

Man 2 shaikh: yaar kal mein tenu kinni wari phone kita par tu neyi chukya?
Shaikh: kiun chukan? Jehra mein 30 rupaiye de key gana luwaya ae ohnu tera peo sune ga?

No shadows to depress u,
Only joys to surround u,
God himself to bless u,
These r my wishes for u,
Today, tomorrow, and every day….
Eid Mubarak.

Banta :- dekh Santa ek Saanp (Snake)
teri biwi ko kaat raha hai.

Santa :- Dar mat yaar.

Vo kaat nahi raha,

vo to zehar bharwaanay aaya hai

If a drop of water falls in lake there Is no identity
But if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shine like a pearl
So choose the best place where you should shine.

Why is it that I have to climb 1000 mountains to get to you and all you have to do is smile to get to me?

IMAGINE:

We meet after a long time & we r talkn at midn8 in ur room

Then,phone rings downstairs
U promised me 2 come back aftr d cal

The caller tels u dat I died last n8

Would you come back 2 room as promised?

Reply to me with reason