Teacher:
1 book + 1 book = ?
Student:
2 books.
Teacher:
Good!
3 books + 7 books = ?
Student:
10 books.
Teacher:
Great!
1,328,497,228 books + 3,467,239,428 books = ?
Student:
Library! 😛
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