Science Teacher:
Agr koi lrki behosh ho jae to usey Mu se mu rkh kr saans do,foran theek ho jaye gi
Student:wo sb to thek hai sir magr usey behosh kese karain?
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Science is the topography of ignorance. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., Medical Essays, 1883CD...
- Science without conscience is the souls perdition
Science without conscience is the soul’s perdition. ~François Rabelais, Pantagruel, 1572lcd...
- Science is the record of dead religions
Science is the record of dead religions. ~Oscar Wilde...
- Ethics and science need to shake hands
Ethics and Science need to shake hands. ~Richard Clarke CabotDCMOO...
- In all science error precedes the truth
In all science, error precedes the truth, and it is better it should go first......
- Science commits suicide when it adopts a
Science commits suicide when it adopts a creed. ~Thomas Henry Huxley...
- Every science begins as philosophy and ends
Every science begins as philosophy and ends as art. ~Will Durant, The Story of Philosophy,......