Once Sikandar-e-Azam & Arastu (his teacher) were going together.There was a deep river in way.
Arastu decided to cross 1st & said:
‘It’s not important that Arastu will die, but it’s so important that Sikandar will survive.’
Bcoz Sikandar is ‘THE NEED’ of this world.
Sikandar laughed, moved ahead & said:
‘It’s so important that Arastu will survive, bcoz Sikandar can’t make Arastu, but Arastu can make many Sikandars.
Dedicated to all Teachers..!
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