Ek ustad lecture k doran behoda guftago karta tha
ek din larkion ne tang aa kar plan banaya k ab agar aisa howa tu hum class chorr kar chali jain gi
kisi tarah se ye bat teachar ko pata lag gai
2nd day us ne aram se bat shiron ki aur achank bola k tumain pata hai k france main randion ki tadad bohat kam hai
larkion ne suna aur ek dosry ko daikh kar baher jany lagi tu teacher bola
kal tak koi international parawaz nai hai
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