Teacher pappu how do you spell crocodile

TEACHER: PAPPU, how do you spell “crocodile”?

PAPPU: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”

TEACHER: No, that’s wrong

PAPPU: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

Teacher kissed a 5 year boy on

Teacher Kissed A 5 year Boy On Face

N He Got A Mark Of Lipstick

Teacher: Oh U Got A Mark On Ur Face

Boy: Kuch Acha Krne Se Agr Dag Lgte Hy To

Dag To Ache Hote Hy;-)

1 bacha dabang film dekh kr aya

?1 Bacha Dabang film dekh kr aya….!

School mein sir:

Tumhare saare ans galat hain marks dain to kahan se?

Bacha:

KAMAL KARTE HaiN MASTER JI…

Techer 2 boy ek taraf paisa hy

Techer 2 Boy:

Ek Taraf paisa Hy,

ek Taraf Dimag

Kya Loge?

Boy-paisa

Techer-Galat,Agar Mai Hoti To Dimag Leti

Boy-Jiske Pas Jo Nahi hy Vo Wohi Leta hy.

Teacher dunia main post man to boht

Teacher.!

Dunia main post man to boht hai post women kiyo nahi hoti.

Student. !

islye k wo aik hi delivery main 9 mahene laga deti hai….!!!

Teachr wht iz noun faraz

Teachr: wht iz ‘Noun’ ?

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Faraz: Kutta b hota hai apni gali me King

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Kutta b hota hai apni gali me King

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Noun iz da name of Person,Place Animal or Thing:-)

A good teacher is who tells to

A Good Teacher Is Who

Tells To Study Hard…

But,,

A Best Teacher Is Who

Stands Outside D

Examination Hall N Shouts. . .

‘OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE

APNI APNI PARCHIY CHUPA LO…

Teacher agr quaid e azam ek din

Teacher:

agr Quaid e Azam ek din k liye zinda hojaen to kia krenge?

Student:

Mulk Zardari se le k angrezon ko wapis krdenge or sath men sorry b kahenge….

teacher batao bandariya aur larki

*. . .Teacher:

Batao Bandariya aur Larki Me Kiya Cheez ‘COMMON’ hai..?

Student:

Madam aik hi Chez Common hai..

Dono ‘KELA’ dekh kar Pagal ho Jati hai. . .*

Teachr wat wil u do aftr growng

Teachr: Wat wil u do aftr growng up?:)

Studnt: Facebooking:)

T: NO! I mean wat wil u BECUM?:/

S: Admin of facebook pages8-)

T: OMG! I MEAN wat wil u ACHIEVE aftr u grow up?:|

S: Facebook Admin Rights;)

T: IDIOT! I MEAN wat wil u do 4 ur PARENTS?

S: I create a page 4 thm on facebooK. I LUV MOM n DAD:*

T: Stupid! Wat do ur parents want frm U?:@

S: My facebook password

:p

T: Oh God! Wat IS DA PURPOSE OF UR LIFE?

S: Facebook bt nvr face ur book 😀

Miss k bobs nazar aa rahe

Miss k bobs

nazar aa rahe thayoy: miss ap ki lights ‘ON’ hain

Miss:Tumhen kya takleef hay

Bill to main deti honoy:lakin load mere khmbay pe Par raha hay

Govt school k bachay kisi ko ghaseet

Govt. School k bachay kisi ko ghaseet k school le ja rahy the,

1 bazurg ne pucha Aise kyun ghaseet rhy ho, is ko?

Bachay: Ye pura pura mahina school nhi aata… Buzurg: Is ko chor do ye khud school aega jab parhne ka shoq hoga,

Bachay: Buzurgo ay student nai sada ustaad ay….

10 doctorz aur 1 teacher helicopter ki

10 doctorz aur 1 teacher helicopter ki rassi se latkay huye thay

pilot ne kaha load zyada hai 1 aadmi ko kholna hoga,

teacher ne kaha rassi ko chorne ki qurbani me deta hoon,

taaliyan..

Ye sun ker sub doctorz taaliyan bajane lage,

aur sb k sb neeche gir gay,

ustad to phr ustad hota he na

teachar 3 or kitney huwey

*. .Teachar: 3 or 3 kitney huwey?

Pathan: 6 huwe

Teachar: shabash ye lo 6 toffiyan

Pathan: hum ko pehley pata hota to 33 batata. .*

r O c K I N G….. . . .

Teacher to student can you define who

Teacher to Student:

“Can You Define Who is a Lecturer…???”

Student:

“A Lecturer is a Person

Who has a Bad Habit

of Speaking when Someone is Sleeping.

Lady teacher bolo bacho i 4

LADY TEACHER:

BOLO BACHO

I 4 INK

J 4 JUG

K 4 KITE

L 4 LUN

OH!SORRY BACHO GALTI SE MOU SE NEKAL GAYA

BOY:

MADAM IS MEY SORRY KE KIYA BAAT HY

WAPAS MOU MEY LE LO

Teacher agr me tmhari mama hoti

Teacher:

agr me tmhari mama hoti to tmhe bht pyar krti aur tmhari har baat manti.

Student : :O bibi bs kr dramay, menu pta ae teri nazr mry abay te ve. 😀

Teacher tell me da names of

TEACHER:-

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TELL ME DA NAMES OF 10 CHEMICAL ELEMENTS ?

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STUDENT:-

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OXYGNE, CHLORINE, FLORINE, NOREEN, AMBREEN, SAMREEN, NASREEN, AFREEN, PARVEEN & YASMEEN

Exam me teacher ne nakal karne di

Exam me teacher ne nakal karne di aur kaha bahar jake

na kehna ki meine nakal karai hai.

Santa : Na jee na hum kahenge sir to bahut kamina tha,

kutte ne seat se hilne bhi nahi diya

Teacher kiss ko jumle me

Teacher : ‘KISS’ ko jumle me kuch is tarha use kro k word KISS b na aye or matlb b wazeh ho jae

Student : Kal raat 1 larki se boht mou maari hui.. •C?azzy ßoy•

Theif with a knife give all your

theif with a knife:

Give all your money to me.

Man: Do you know who I am..?

I am the presiden of this country.

Theif: Really … Ok than give me my money back.

Teachr wo kon sa event tha jo

Teachr:

Wo kon sa Event tha jo na hota to pakistan khush haal hota?

Pappu:

Zardari di maa da veyah

(._.) Jee

// Oye

_//_ Papu..

Teacher explain digestive system in one

Teacher: Explain Digestive System in one Sentnce?

Student: It is Da Process Which Starts

with Eatng from your Rite Hand

&

Finishes With Washing From the Left Hand.

Teacher to kg kid how many months

Teacher to KG Kid:

How many months are there in a year..?

Kid:12

Teacher:Wow … Tmhe kese pta…?

Kid: abey mis wo h na gaana,,

12 Mahinay meIn 12 Tareekon se tUjh k0 pyaR Jatao’n Ga Re…

DHINKA CHIKA

DHINKA CHIKA

DHINKA CHIKA DHINKA CHIKA. :D;)

A student called up his physics professor

A Student Called Up His Physics Professor..

His Wife Picked Up D Phone Nd Said ‘He Died Last Week’..

Next Day Student Called Again..

……..She Again Pickd Up Nd Said’I T0ld U He Died Last Week

He Called The Third Time.The Wife Said’He Died.

Y D0 U Keep 0n Calling Again Nd Again?

Student: ‘Sun K dil ko sukoon milta hai

Teachergirl ko math main hal karo

Teacher;girl ko math main hal karo

student;sb se pehly

larki ko bister pr jama kro.pher is main se kapry nafi karo.pher 2

tangoon ko taqseem karo.or kuliya no 1 se bar bar zarab do.jawab khud

nikal aay ga.

Teacher asked to a boy whats the

Teacher asked to a boy.

What’s the difference between

young age and old age..?

Boy: In young age there are

girls phone numbers in mobile

and in old age there are doctors numbers.

Master shagird se khali jaga pur kro

Master shagird se:

khali jaga pur kro,

900 choohe kha kr Billi __chali.

Shagird: 900 choohe kha kr Billi Slow Slow chali.

Master (Ghusse se): khare ho jao, mazaq krte ho?

Shagird: Sir ye b main ne aap ka dil rkhne k lia keh dya warna 900 choohe kha kr Billi Chal to kya HiL b nhi sakti..%-)

Admi teacher se yar mare business k

Admi Teacher se:

Yar mare Business k liay in Bechon se Dua kr wa dyn k Taraqee ho. . . . .

Teacher: Ager in Bechon ki Dua qabool hoti, to aj ma kisi Qabristan mai hota 😛 😀

Mastr g bache ka lunch kha k

Mastr g bache ka lunch kha k bole:

Beta ghar ja kr mera naam to nahin btao gay?

Bacha masoomiat se:

Mastr g main ammi se kahon ga k meri roti kutta kha gaya.

Science teacher agr koi lrki behosh ho

Science Teacher:

Agr koi lrki behosh ho jae to usey Mu se mu rkh kr saans do,foran theek ho jaye gi

Student:wo sb to thek hai sir magr usey behosh kese karain?

Teachr kis ne chand pr pehla qadm

Teachr:

Kis Ne Chand Pr Pehla Qadm Rkha Tha?

Kid:

Neil Armstrong

Techr:

or Dusra?

Kid:

Kamal Krti Hain Miss

Wo Langra Thori Tha

Dusra Qadm B Usi Ne Rkha Tha

Ek ustad lecture k doran behoda guftago

Ek ustad lecture k doran behoda guftago karta tha

ek din larkion ne tang aa kar plan banaya k ab agar aisa howa tu hum class chorr kar chali jain gi

kisi tarah se ye bat teachar ko pata lag gai

2nd day us ne aram se bat shiron ki aur achank bola k tumain pata hai k france main randion ki tadad bohat kam hai

larkion ne suna aur ek dosry ko daikh kar baher jany lagi tu teacher bola

kal tak koi international parawaz nai hai

A child never seen his hips once

A child never seen his hips.

once his teacher beat him on his Hips,

He came back home & saw his hips on mirror & said

“kameeni nay 2 tukray kar diye”

Teacher tum bare ho kar kia bano

TEACHER:

TUM BARE HO KAR KIA BANO GAY?

STUDENT:

DULHA

TEACHER:

OHO!!!!!!!!! I MEAN BARE HO KAR KYA HASIL KARO GE ?

STUDENT:

DULHA

TEACHER:

MATLAB AISA KIA KAROGE? JO TUM NE PEHLE KABI NAHI KIYA?

STUDENT:

NIKAAH

Teachr btao knjoos kon hota he studnt

Teachr: btao knjoos kon hota he?

Studnt: sir jis ko hum 100msg bi kren magar woh koi reply na krey

Teachr good, koi example bi do iski.

student: ap ki beti

Teacher wo kon c cheez hai jo

Teacher: Wo Kon C Cheez Hai Jo Insan Ki Izzat Ko Mazbooti Se thamay Rakhti Hai?

Student :

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‘NAALA’

(‘,’)

/!!_/”_

class teacher bache se pata

*. .Class teacher bache se : Pata hai bache kaise paida hote hain ?

Bacha : Iss mein kon si bari baat hai mujhe to yeh bhi pata hai kaise paida nahi hote. .*

Miss aj tum late kyu aaye school

Miss: Aj tum late kyu aaye? School 7 baje shuru hota hai phr dair kyu ki?

Kid: Miss aap meri itni fikar mat kya karen log shak krte hain.

Attitude teacher write an essay on

Attitude:

Teacher: Write An Essay On

‘If I Am A Millionaire’

…All Students Started Writing Except One Boy

Teacher- Why Don’t You Start Writing?

Boy- I Am Waiting For My Secretary!

Teacher class me africa k kuch mulkon

Teacher class Me Africa K Kuch Mulkon K Baaray Me Bta Raha Tha K Wahan Intehai Ghurbat Hay

Khany Peeny Ko Kuch Nahi.

Bijli

Pani

Gas

Oil

To Hota Hi Nahi

Un K Paas Pehan’ny K Liye Kapry Nahi Hoty

Log Bhook Se Marty Hain..

1 Bachay Ne Bari Masomiyat Se Pocha..

‘Sir Kya Wahan Bhi ‘BHUTTO’ Zinda Hay?

An application to the head master in

An application to the

head master in Punjabi.

guzarish hai k mera hun school

aan nu dil nai karda

tusi bachian wi alag kar dittian ne

te sadi calss vich ek v kuri nai hagi

tay madam v koi khas pataka nai

hor ni tay kuj kam valiyaan he sonyan rakh lavo

bari meharbani howe gi.

tuada faithfull

pappu chammay

Faltu ki insult student missi love

FALTU KI INSULT

Student:

Miss’I Love U’ka matlab bataen!

Miss: Main tumse Pyaar karti hon!

Student: Zara C baat kya poch li aap to free hi ho gayin.

Teacher 2 student copy pr

Teacher 2 Student :

Copy Pr Train Banao Ma 5 mint Me Ati Hun.

10 mint Baad,

Teacher: Train Dikhao?

Student: Aap Late Hogai Train 5 mint Pehle nikal Gae hai:-D

The way you teach knowledge share care

The way you teach.

The knowledge you share.

The care you take.

The love you shower.

Makes you.

The world’s best teacher.

Happy Teacher’s Day!

Ashfaq ahmed lkhte hn rome mn mera

Ashfaq Ahmed lkhte hn

‘Rome mn mera Trfc Chalan hua

Masroofiat k ba’is Chalan Fee time pe ada na kr ska

Court jana para

Judge k samne paish hua to us n wajah poochi

M ne btaya K Teacher hn

Busy aisa rha K wqt na mila

Iss se pehle K m bt mukammal krta judge khara hua aur bola’Teacher is in the court’sab Log kharay ho gaey

or Mujh se Muafi mang kr Chalaan Cancel kr dia.

Us roz mai us Qaom ki Taraqqi ka raaz jaan gaya’

Dedicated to all respectable Teachers

You are the best teacher in this

You are the best Teacher in this world.

Wherever I may go in my life,

I will always remember that

I had an excellent guide

in the form of a teacher, You.

Teacher 2 sindhi mbbs ka kia

Teacher 2 Sindhi:

M.B.B.S ka kia matlab hai? . . .

Sindhi bohat der sochne k baad bola . . .

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MOHTARMA BENAZIR BHUTTO SHAHEED. . .

Bacha mis se ap mjy buht

Bacha Mis se:

Mis ap mjY buht achi lagti ho me apse Shadi karonga

Miss ghuse se: MjY bachon se nafrat hy

Bacha: Miss me koshish karonga k Bachey na hon.

Tcher babar kon tha stdnt pata nahe

Tcher: Babar kon tha?

Stdnt: Pata nahe.

Tchr: Parhai pr dehan do to pta chaley.

Stdnt: faiq kon hai?

Tcher:pta ni.

Stdnt:apni beti pr dehan do to pata chaly.

Teacher bacho sab se ziyada dard kab

Teacher,

Bacho sab se ziyada Dard kab hota hai?

A Girl,

Jab Bacha paida hota hai.

A Boy ,

No Miss,

is Behan ki Lori ne Kabhi Tatton pe Laat nahi khaai.

Teacherwhat do u wish to in future

Teacher:What do u wish to do in future?

Ali:I want to b a pilot

Neha:I want to b a doctor

Saba:I want to b a mother

Papu:I want to help saba.

Teacher wo kon se behn bhai the

Teacher:

wo kon se behn bhai the jinho ne pakistan bnane k liy 24 ghante me se 18 ghante kam kia?

Studnt:

M.A.Jinnah & Fatima Jinnah

Teachr:

wo kon se behn bhai hn jo pakistan ko badnam krne k liy 18 ghante kam kr rhe hn

Studnt:

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Rehman Malik & Veena Malik.

Teacher bacho kya lun me haddi hoti

Teacher: Bacho, kya lun me haddi hoti hai.?

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Girls: Yes Sir,

Boys: No Sir! In larkyion ko kya pta,

Inho ne to humesha khara ‘LUN’ hi dekha ha..

Lagta nahe hai dil mera har sawal

Lagta Nahe Hai Dil Mera Har Sawal Mai.

Kis k Bane Hai Ye Examination Haal Mei.

Waqat-e-Daraz Maang ke Laye the 3 Din,

Do Sawal Main Cut Gaye Hain Dimagh-e-Dagdar Mei.

Kitna Hai Badnaseeb Student Naqal k Liye,

Do Kaghaz K Tukray Bhi Na Mily Poore Hall Mei..