Teachr wat wil u do aftr growng

Teachr: Wat wil u do aftr growng up?:)

Studnt: Facebooking:)

T: NO! I mean wat wil u BECUM?:/

S: Admin of facebook pages8-)

T: OMG! I MEAN wat wil u ACHIEVE aftr u grow up?:|

S: Facebook Admin Rights;)

T: IDIOT! I MEAN wat wil u do 4 ur PARENTS?

S: I create a page 4 thm on facebooK. I LUV MOM n DAD:*

T: Stupid! Wat do ur parents want frm U?:@

S: My facebook password

:p

T: Oh God! Wat IS DA PURPOSE OF UR LIFE?

S: Facebook bt nvr face ur book 😀

10 doctorz aur 1 teacher helicopter ki

10 doctorz aur 1 teacher helicopter ki rassi se latkay huye thay

pilot ne kaha load zyada hai 1 aadmi ko kholna hoga,

teacher ne kaha rassi ko chorne ki qurbani me deta hoon,

taaliyan..

Ye sun ker sub doctorz taaliyan bajane lage,

aur sb k sb neeche gir gay,

ustad to phr ustad hota he na

A student called up his physics professor

A Student Called Up His Physics Professor..

His Wife Picked Up D Phone Nd Said ‘He Died Last Week’..

Next Day Student Called Again..

……..She Again Pickd Up Nd Said’I T0ld U He Died Last Week

He Called The Third Time.The Wife Said’He Died.

Y D0 U Keep 0n Calling Again Nd Again?

Student: ‘Sun K dil ko sukoon milta hai

Master shagird se khali jaga pur kro

Master shagird se:

khali jaga pur kro,

900 choohe kha kr Billi __chali.

Shagird: 900 choohe kha kr Billi Slow Slow chali.

Master (Ghusse se): khare ho jao, mazaq krte ho?

Shagird: Sir ye b main ne aap ka dil rkhne k lia keh dya warna 900 choohe kha kr Billi Chal to kya HiL b nhi sakti..%-)

Ek ustad lecture k doran behoda guftago

Ek ustad lecture k doran behoda guftago karta tha

ek din larkion ne tang aa kar plan banaya k ab agar aisa howa tu hum class chorr kar chali jain gi

kisi tarah se ye bat teachar ko pata lag gai

2nd day us ne aram se bat shiron ki aur achank bola k tumain pata hai k france main randion ki tadad bohat kam hai

larkion ne suna aur ek dosry ko daikh kar baher jany lagi tu teacher bola

kal tak koi international parawaz nai hai

Teacher class me africa k kuch mulkon

Teacher class Me Africa K Kuch Mulkon K Baaray Me Bta Raha Tha K Wahan Intehai Ghurbat Hay

Khany Peeny Ko Kuch Nahi.

Bijli

Pani

Gas

Oil

To Hota Hi Nahi

Un K Paas Pehan’ny K Liye Kapry Nahi Hoty

Log Bhook Se Marty Hain..

1 Bachay Ne Bari Masomiyat Se Pocha..

‘Sir Kya Wahan Bhi ‘BHUTTO’ Zinda Hay?

An application to the head master in

An application to the

head master in Punjabi.

guzarish hai k mera hun school

aan nu dil nai karda

tusi bachian wi alag kar dittian ne

te sadi calss vich ek v kuri nai hagi

tay madam v koi khas pataka nai

hor ni tay kuj kam valiyaan he sonyan rakh lavo

bari meharbani howe gi.

tuada faithfull

pappu chammay

Ashfaq ahmed lkhte hn rome mn mera

Ashfaq Ahmed lkhte hn

‘Rome mn mera Trfc Chalan hua

Masroofiat k ba’is Chalan Fee time pe ada na kr ska

Court jana para

Judge k samne paish hua to us n wajah poochi

M ne btaya K Teacher hn

Busy aisa rha K wqt na mila

Iss se pehle K m bt mukammal krta judge khara hua aur bola’Teacher is in the court’sab Log kharay ho gaey

or Mujh se Muafi mang kr Chalaan Cancel kr dia.

Us roz mai us Qaom ki Taraqqi ka raaz jaan gaya’

Dedicated to all respectable Teachers

Teacher wo kon se behn bhai the

Teacher:

wo kon se behn bhai the jinho ne pakistan bnane k liy 24 ghante me se 18 ghante kam kia?

Studnt:

M.A.Jinnah & Fatima Jinnah

Teachr:

wo kon se behn bhai hn jo pakistan ko badnam krne k liy 18 ghante kam kr rhe hn

Studnt:

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Rehman Malik & Veena Malik.

Lagta nahe hai dil mera har sawal

Lagta Nahe Hai Dil Mera Har Sawal Mai.

Kis k Bane Hai Ye Examination Haal Mei.

Waqat-e-Daraz Maang ke Laye the 3 Din,

Do Sawal Main Cut Gaye Hain Dimagh-e-Dagdar Mei.

Kitna Hai Badnaseeb Student Naqal k Liye,

Do Kaghaz K Tukray Bhi Na Mily Poore Hall Mei..

She came i ignored her

She Came. . .

I Ignored her,

she Smiled. . .

I kept Quiet,

she began to Speak..

I didn’t Listen,

she sp0ke 1 h0ur,

I didnt lstn

And then. . .

she began to Leave. . .

I Realized the Loss. . .

And I Shouted with Pain. . . . . . . . .

Madam………..!.!.!.

Meri Attendance reh gai..

Teacher 1 book

Teacher:

1 book + 1 book = ?

Student:

2 books.

Teacher:

Good!

3 books + 7 books = ?

Student:

10 books.

Teacher:

Great!

1,328,497,228 books + 3,467,239,428 books = ?

Student:

Library! 😛