Ashfaq ahmed lkhte hn rome mn mera

Ashfaq Ahmed lkhte hn

‘Rome mn mera Trfc Chalan hua

Masroofiat k ba’is Chalan Fee time pe ada na kr ska

Court jana para

Judge k samne paish hua to us n wajah poochi

M ne btaya K Teacher hn

Busy aisa rha K wqt na mila

Iss se pehle K m bt mukammal krta judge khara hua aur bola’Teacher is in the court’sab Log kharay ho gaey

or Mujh se Muafi mang kr Chalaan Cancel kr dia.

Us roz mai us Qaom ki Taraqqi ka raaz jaan gaya’

Dedicated to all respectable Teachers

You are the best teacher in this

You are the best Teacher in this world.

Wherever I may go in my life,

I will always remember that

I had an excellent guide

in the form of a teacher, You.

Teacher 2 sindhi mbbs ka kia

Teacher 2 Sindhi:

M.B.B.S ka kia matlab hai? . . .

Sindhi bohat der sochne k baad bola . . .

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MOHTARMA BENAZIR BHUTTO SHAHEED. . .

Bacha mis se ap mjy buht

Bacha Mis se:

Mis ap mjY buht achi lagti ho me apse Shadi karonga

Miss ghuse se: MjY bachon se nafrat hy

Bacha: Miss me koshish karonga k Bachey na hon.

Tcher babar kon tha stdnt pata nahe

Tcher: Babar kon tha?

Stdnt: Pata nahe.

Tchr: Parhai pr dehan do to pta chaley.

Stdnt: faiq kon hai?

Tcher:pta ni.

Stdnt:apni beti pr dehan do to pata chaly.

Teacherwhat do u wish to in future

Teacher:What do u wish to do in future?

Ali:I want to b a pilot

Neha:I want to b a doctor

Saba:I want to b a mother

Papu:I want to help saba.

Teacher bacho sab se ziyada dard kab

Teacher,

Bacho sab se ziyada Dard kab hota hai?

A Girl,

Jab Bacha paida hota hai.

A Boy ,

No Miss,

is Behan ki Lori ne Kabhi Tatton pe Laat nahi khaai.

Teacher wo kon se behn bhai the

Teacher:

wo kon se behn bhai the jinho ne pakistan bnane k liy 24 ghante me se 18 ghante kam kia?

Studnt:

M.A.Jinnah & Fatima Jinnah

Teachr:

wo kon se behn bhai hn jo pakistan ko badnam krne k liy 18 ghante kam kr rhe hn

Studnt:

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Rehman Malik & Veena Malik.

Teacher bacho kya lun me haddi hoti

Teacher: Bacho, kya lun me haddi hoti hai.?

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Girls: Yes Sir,

Boys: No Sir! In larkyion ko kya pta,

Inho ne to humesha khara ‘LUN’ hi dekha ha..

Techr just 5 marks aye han or

techr: just 5 marks aye han or tm hans rhy ho?

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Studnt: me ye soch k hans rha ho k ye 5 be kaisy agaye:

Lagta nahe hai dil mera har sawal

Lagta Nahe Hai Dil Mera Har Sawal Mai.

Kis k Bane Hai Ye Examination Haal Mei.

Waqat-e-Daraz Maang ke Laye the 3 Din,

Do Sawal Main Cut Gaye Hain Dimagh-e-Dagdar Mei.

Kitna Hai Badnaseeb Student Naqal k Liye,

Do Kaghaz K Tukray Bhi Na Mily Poore Hall Mei..

She came i ignored her

She Came. . .

I Ignored her,

she Smiled. . .

I kept Quiet,

she began to Speak..

I didn’t Listen,

she sp0ke 1 h0ur,

I didnt lstn

And then. . .

she began to Leave. . .

I Realized the Loss. . .

And I Shouted with Pain. . . . . . . . .

Madam………..!.!.!.

Meri Attendance reh gai..

English class kid me sleep with

English class:

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kid: me sleep with dad last nite

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Teacher: no beta,

its lyk dis..

I sleep with dad last nite.

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kid: fir aap mere sone ke baad aaye honge..:D

Teacher can anybody give an example

TEACHER : “Can anybody give an example of “COINCIDENCE?”

PAPPU : “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.”

Teacher 1 book

Teacher:

1 book + 1 book = ?

Student:

2 books.

Teacher:

Good!

3 books + 7 books = ?

Student:

10 books.

Teacher:

Great!

1,328,497,228 books + 3,467,239,428 books = ?

Student:

Library! 😛

Teacher tum paper me fail kiun hoye

Teacher: Tum paper me fail kiun hoye main ne sawal me choice di to thi?

Student: KADDU choice thi… Question tha write an essay on any one

A) ZARDARI

B) DOG

Teacher beta billi ki awaz nikalo bacha

Teacher: Beta Billi Ki Awaz Nikalo Bacha: Meow!Meow! Teacher: Good,

Ab kutte ki Awaz Nikalo

Bacha

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Pakistan Khappe! Pakistan khappe!

Teacher:vry go0d

class me teachr ne poocha jo

*. .Class me teachr ne poocha jo stupid hy vo khra ho jay

pathan khra hogya teachr ne poocha

TUM STUPID HO?

US NE KAHA

AAP AKELI KHRI THIN

MUJHEY ACHA NHI LGA

1 teacher ko susu k naam se

1 teacher ko susu k naam se sakht nafrat thi.

Teacher ne students se kaha:

‘Jab susu aaye to bolna

‘Aap aya hai’

1 din 1 student ko potty aa rahi thi or wo buri buri shaklen bana raha tha..

Teacher ne pyar se poochha:

‘Aap aaya hai’?

Student: ‘Nahi.. Aap ka baap aaya hai.

Aik bcha rozana math waly sir ki

AIK BCHA ROZANA MATH WALY SIR KI WIFE KO FONE PAR:

SIR HAIN??

WIFE:

NHI!UNKI DEATH HO CHUKI HAI TUMHAIN KITNI BAR BTAYA HAI PHIR TUM ROZ Q FONE KARTY HO???

BCHA:

KHUSHI MILTII HAI.

teacher batao allama iqbal kahan peda

*. .Teacher: Batao

Allama Iqbal kahan peda huwe

Aur Unho ne kahan Taleem hasil ki ?

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Student: Sir Woh Hospital me peda hue or School me taleem hasil ki:-D

Fights for friends joyful trips examination fever

Fights for friends.

Joyful trips.

Examination fever.

Suspense of results.

Making parodies of teachers.

Joking with juniors.

Carefree laughters.

Gossips about affairs.

Just everything….

People call it ill manners.

We call it life.

Mom son get up its time to

Mom:

Son, get up its time to go to College.

Son:

No ma. I dont want to go to College.

Mom:

Give me 2 reason why dont u want to go to college.

Son:

1. All students hate me.

2. All staff hates me.

Mom:

Ooh! Thats not a reason. Come on.U must go to college.

Son:

Give me 2 reasons why i should go 2 college.

Mom:

1. U are 47 years old.

2. U are the Principal of the college…

Moral:

Sirf bachon ka he dil nhe krta chutti krnay ko 🙂

A kid calls the help desk to

A Kid Calls The Help Desk To Complain About Computer Problem.

Kid: When I Type Computer Password, It Just Shows Star Star Star Star. What is That joke?

Help Desk: Dear sir, Those Stars Are To Protect You, So That If A Person is Standing Behind you, He Can’t Read Your Password.

Kid: Yeah Yeah Okay, But….

Stars Appear Even When There Is No One Standing Behind Me..

A teacher asked what is forgiveness cute

A teacher asked what is forgiveness..?

A cute little girl gave this lovely reply:

“It is the wonderful smell that

a flower gives when it is being crushed.”

Teacher us ne khudkushi kar li usey

TEACHER: Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li

Usey KHUDKUSHI krni pari

Dono me fark batao?

STUDENT: Pehla Parha Likha Berozgar Tha,

Dosra SHADI SHUDA tha.

Teacherapna adrs btao mjhe tmhare abu se

Teacher:apna adrs btao mjhe tmhare abu se milna parey ga?

Studnt:sIr liyari makan n0.320 w0 uske samne 1 white clr ki hiroof h0gi hiroof . Uske braber me Bori ki shop Hogi B0ri hoti h na sir BORI….

Sir:bs bs pagal me tou bs ase hi pouch raha Tha.

Teacher ghante ka matlab samjhao

Teacher- ‘GHANTE ‘ ka matlab samjhao

Student-

ek din me 24 Ghante hote hai …

8 sone k liye

8 School /College k liye

2 Khaane pine k liye

2 Girlfriend k liye 2 Dosto k Liye

2 Mummy papa k daant k liye …

Teacher- Pahrrai k liye kya bacha?

Student- GHANTAAAA!

Teachr stdnt se 14 novembr ko hi

Teachr stdnt se: 14 Novembr ko hi

‘Children Day’

q manaya jata hy?

Student:q k ye din

‘Valentine’s Day’

k thek 9 mahine bad ata hy.

Teacher pappu give me a sentence starting

TEACHER: PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with “I”.

PAPPU: I is…

TEACHER: No, PAPPU. Always say, “I am.”

PAPPU: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

Ustaad roshni ko jumle main istamal karo

Ustaad: ‘Roshni ko jumle main istamal karo.’

Shagird: ‘Kamre main Andhera hay.’

Ustaad: ‘to is jumle main roshni kahan hay?’

Shagird: ‘Janab light gayi hoi hay.’

teacher to studnt tm itni

*. .Teacher To Studnt :

Tm Itni Galiyan Q Detay Ho Dekho Gali Dene Se Kuch Ni Milta

Stdnt: Sir Gali Dene Se sakon Milta Hai

Teacher :

Lora Mera. .*

Teache ne 1 bahce ki mom ko

TEACHE NE 1 BAHCE KI MOM KO LIKHA:

BACHE KO NEHLA KAR BHEJA KARAIN

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MOM NE NOTE PHARNE K BAD LEKA:

BACHE KO PARHAYA KARAIN SOONGHA NA KARAIN

Teacher kal tum school kyon nahi aye

Teacher: Kal tum school kyon nahi aye thay?

Pathan: Mujhe bird flu hogaya tha

Teacher: Ye to murghiyon ki beemari hai

Pathan: Apne mujhe insan chorha hi kab hai roz murgha bana deti hain.

Teacher why r u late for

Teacher:

Why r u late for school?

KID:

Because of Sign.

Teacher:What Sign?

KID:

It says

‘School ahead, go slow’

Note: ‘ahead’ mean aagay

Teacher to student zuhaib what

Teacher to student:

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Zuhaib what is the most popular answer to the teachers questions?

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Zuhaib: I dont know maam.

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Teacher: Correct!

Aik miss ne bacha se kaha ka

aik miss ne bacha se kaha ka kal main a to i tak abcd suno gi adha din wo bacha miss ka pass ata or miss bolti sonao abc wo bolta abcdefgh phir is ko i nahin araha hota to is ka dost is pehcha se sui laga ta wo bolta i

teacher 2 student jo cheez

*. . .Teacher 2 student: Jo cheez tumhe Tang ya

pareeshan kare use apne pas bhi na Bhatakne do!

Student: Chal Beta sb se Pehle to tu nikal. . .* ;-):-P

My teacher pointed at me with a

My Teacher Pointed At Me With A Stick & Said:

‘At The End Of This Stick Is An Idiot’

I Still Dont Get Why I Got Rusticated.

I Only Asked Him,

‘Which End Sir?’ 😛 =P

Student miss ladkiyon ko 13 saal se

Student: Miss Ladkiyon Ko 13 Saal Se Pehle Bachha Nahi Hota Na?

Miss: Han Beta Nahi Hota.

Student: To Apni Beti ko Samjhaiye Faaltu Mein Dar Rahi Hai. 🙂

Teacher qayamat ke din zameen phat jaye

Teacher: ‘Qayamat ke din Zameen phat jaye gi, Aasman tukre tukre hojaye ga garz ke har cheez fanaa ho jaye gi.’

Student: ‘Sir tou kiya us din school ki chutti hogi?

Teacher there is a frog ship sinking

Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .

Then, what is my age?

STUDENT:32 yrs.

Teacher: How do you know?

STUDENT: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

Teacher agar irada pakka ho to jo

Teacher: Agar irada pakka ho to jo hasil karna chaho woh zarur milta hai..!!!

Student: Rehne dain miss,agr aisa hota to aap meri Miss nahi,

Misses hoteen:

Madamagr koi school ke samne bomb rakh

Madam:Agr Koi School Ke Samne Bomb Rakh Deta Hai To Kya Karoge?

Student:1-2 min Dekhenge.,

Agr Koi Le Jata Hai To Theek Hai,Wrna Staff Room Main Rakh Denge:P

Teacher pappu go to the map

TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.

PAPPU : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

CLASS : PAPPU!

Joke height of language miss use student

*JOKE*

Height of Language miss use: Student was watching a monkey play out of the class window when the professor suddenly noticed him and scolded: ‘Why are you watching the Monkey outside when I am in the class!’

Teacher gurbat ki had kia h

Teacher: Gurbat ki had kia h?

Student: jb 1 khoobsurat larki 2 rupay mein kiss denay ko tyar ho!

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Aur ap k pas sirf 1 rupia ho

Teacher batao is dunya me sub se

Teacher: Batao is dunya me sub se mushkil se kon paida howa?

Pathan: Sir india ka Sunny Dewol,

Sir: Wo kaise?

Pathan: Sir wo kehta hai

Main nikla Gaddi le k.

Miss aap ka bacha hisab me bht

Miss: Aap ka bacha hisab me bht kamzor hay,

maine is say pocha, k

maine, 3,anday Hasan ko,

4,Akram ko, aur, 5,tumhain diay,

to maine kul kitnay anday diye?

to is ne sharma kar jawab dia,

Miss aap anday nahin day saktin.

Teacher jo shakhs sun na skta ho

Teacher: jo shakhs sun na skta ho us ko english me kya kehte hain?

Sardar: thora souchne k bd

‘ onu jo marzi keh lo oney kera sun na ay’

teacher student se larki

*. . .Teacher student se:

‘larki aur ainak mein kya cheez mushtrik hai….?

Student:

‘Sir, istamaal k waqt dono ki taangein kholni parti hein. . .*

Techer ka darjah maa se b uncha

Techer Ka DarJah MAA Se B Uncha Hota Ha?

Pata hai

Q ki MAA Apni Lori Se Sirf Ek Bache Ko Sulati Ha Or_Teacher Apne Lectur Se Puri Class Ko sulati ha. :p

School me 400 meters ki race 1

School me 400 meters ki race me 1 larki boys se jeet gai

Teacher:Ye kaise kiya?

Larki:Mai peche se shlwar nichi kr k bhagi

Koi Mujh se aage hi nahi nikla.

Teachr btaen khush fehmi kia h0ti hy

Teachr:

btaen KHuSH FEHMI Kia H0ti Hy

Student:

Sir Piche Dekhn Miss Apko Bula Ri Ha

Sir Ne Dekha To K0i Nhi Tha

Student:

Sir YEI CHEZ Khush Fehmi Hy

Class teacher ne students ko my class

Class teacher ne students ko

‘MY CLASS TEACHER’

Par essay likhne ko kaha.

Thori dair baad 1 student ne uth kar pucha

Miss CHIKNI ko English me kya kehte hain

Class me 1 larki bskit kha rahi

Class me 1 larki Bskit kha rahi thi.,

thora sa kha kar Braizer me chhupa lya

Sir bolay:

kya kar rahi ho

Sath wala bola:

Sir doodh me dubo dubo ke kha rahi hai

Teacher tell me the names of

Teacher

Tell me the names of 10 chemical elements ?

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Student

Oxygen, chlorine, florine, noreen, ambreen, samreen, nasreen, afreen, parveen & yasmeen.

Ek teacher ne bacho se poocha ke

ek teacher ne bacho se poocha ke nadi nale kahan se niklte hain ek bache ne kaha teacher nadion ka to pata nahi magar nale shalwaro mein se niklte hain

Miss tm bary ho k kya kroge

Miss: Tm bary ho k kya kroge?

Studnt: Shadi

Miss: Mra mtlab h kya bnoge?

Student: Dulha

Miss: I mean bry ho k kya hasil kroge?

Student: Dulhan

Miss: IDIOT mra mtlb bry ho k ami abu k lye kya kroge?

Student: Bahu launga

Miss: Stupid tmary papa tmse kya chahty ha?

Student: Pota

Miss: Ya Allah, tUmari zndgi ka kya mqsad he?

Student: Shaadi..

Techr 2 a stdnt of kg tum

Techr 2 a stdnt of KG:

Tum Bade Ho Ya Tumhare Papa?

Student:

Main

Sir:

Wo Kaise?

Student:

Maine MuMMaY Ka Doodh Peena chor Diya Hai

Lekin PAPA Abhi Bhi Peete Hain:-D

Teacher asks girl which part of human

Teacher asks Girl:

Which part of Human body

Expands 10 times its normal size..?

Girl: I can’t answer this question

I feel shy…!

Teacher asks same question to a boy.

Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye.

Teacher: Right!

Then turns to the girl:

Listen girl your thinking is wrong

and your expectations are too high.

Teacher whoever answer my next question can

…*Teacher whoever answer my next question can go home…

Student throws his bag outside the window…

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Teacher: wHO threw the bag out??

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Student: Me and I’m going home…23*