Teacher SMS Collection

Master shagird se khali jaga pur kro

Master shagird se: khali jaga pur kro, 900 choohe kha kr Billi __chali. Shagird: 900 choohe kha kr Billi Slow Slow chali. Master (Ghusse

Admi teacher se yar mare business k

Admi Teacher se: Yar mare Business k liay in Bechon se Dua kr wa dyn k Taraqee ho. . . . . Teacher: Ager

Mastr g bache ka lunch kha k

Mastr g bache ka lunch kha k bole: Beta ghar ja kr mera naam to nahin btao gay? Bacha masoomiat se: Mastr g main

Teacher is ko english me translate karo

Teacher: Is ko English me translate karo ‘larkiyan yahan se ja chuki hai’ Boy: Shit yar! I m late:-) (‘,) /)) _/I

Science teacher agr koi lrki behosh ho

Science Teacher: Agr koi lrki behosh ho jae to usey Mu se mu rkh kr saans do,foran theek ho jaye gi Student:wo sb to

Teacher kiss ko jumle me

Teacher : ‘KISS’ ko jumle me kuch is tarha use kro k word KISS b na aye or matlb b wazeh ho jae Student

Teachr kis ne chand pr pehla qadm

Teachr: Kis Ne Chand Pr Pehla Qadm Rkha Tha? Kid: Neil Armstrong Techr: or Dusra? Kid: Kamal Krti Hain Miss Wo Langra Thori Tha

Ek ustad lecture k doran behoda guftago

Ek ustad lecture k doran behoda guftago karta tha ek din larkion ne tang aa kar plan banaya k ab agar aisa howa tu

A child never seen his hips once

A child never seen his hips. once his teacher beat him on his Hips, He came back home & saw his hips on mirror

Teacher africa me intehai ghurbat hy pehenne

Teacher: Africa me iNtehai Ghurbat Hy, pehen’ne Aur Khaney Ko Kuch Nhi. Achanak 1 bachy ne Barri Masomiyat Se Pocha: Sir Kya Wahan bhi

Teacher tum bare ho kar kia bano

TEACHER: TUM BARE HO KAR KIA BANO GAY? STUDENT: DULHA TEACHER: OHO!!!!!!!!! I MEAN BARE HO KAR KYA HASIL KARO GE ? STUDENT: DULHA

teacher batao bandariya aur larki

*. . .Teacher: Batao Bandariya aur Larki Me Kiya Cheez ‘COMMON’ hai..? Student: Madam aik hi Chez Common hai.. Dono ‘KELA’ dekh kar Pagal

Chemistry ki class mein teacher ne aik

Chemistry Ki class mein teacher ne aik larki se pocha: What is “Nitrate” ? Larki sharma k boli: Sir, Rs.1500/-

Teacher to student can you define who

Teacher to Student: “Can You Define Who is a Lecturer…???” Student: “A Lecturer is a Person Who has a Bad Habit of Speaking when

Teacher tumhary abbu kaya karty hain

Teacher. Tumhary abbu kaya karty hain? . . . . . . . . . Student. Miss pata nahi hum jaldi so jatay hain.

A student called up his physics professor

A Student Called Up His Physics Professor.. His Wife Picked Up D Phone Nd Said ‘He Died Last Week’.. Next Day Student Called Again..

Teachr wht iz noun faraz

Teachr: wht iz ‘Noun’ ? . . Faraz: Kutta b hota hai apni gali me King . Kutta b hota hai apni gali me

Teachar 1 hath me kitni unglian hoti

Teachar 1 Hath Me Kitni Unglian Hoti Hen? Pappo: 6 Teachar:Ullu K Pathe Hath Pent Se Bahir Nikal Kar Gino;(,’) Sorry Mis$$…

Teachr btao knjoos kon hota he studnt

Teachr: btao knjoos kon hota he? Studnt: sir jis ko hum 100msg bi kren magar woh koi reply na krey Teachr good, koi example

Teacher 10 fruits k naam btao sardar1

Teacher: 10 fruits k naam btao? Sardar:1 amrood, teacher: shabash sardar: 1 saib, teacher: good. Aur? Sardar: . . . . . . .

Teacher batao agar paani na hota

Teacher : Batao agar paani na hota to kia hota..?? . . . . . Student : Or kuch to pata nahi lekin DOODH

10 doctorz aur 1 teacher helicopter ki

10 doctorz aur 1 teacher helicopter ki rassi se latkay huye thay pilot ne kaha load zyada hai 1 aadmi ko kholna hoga, teacher

Techer 2 boy ek taraf paisa hy

Techer 2 Boy: Ek Taraf paisa Hy, ek Taraf Dimag Kya Loge? Boy-paisa Techer-Galat,Agar Mai Hoti To Dimag Leti Boy-Jiske Pas Jo Nahi hy

Teacher agr me tmhari mama hoti

Teacher: agr me tmhari mama hoti to tmhe bht pyar krti aur tmhari har baat manti. Student : :O bibi bs kr dramay, menu

Teacher ye kon sa tense hai

Teacher: ye kon sa tense hai, ‘misbah century bnayga.’ student: ‘Future Impossible tense’

Teacher wo kon c cheez hai jo

Teacher: Wo Kon C Cheez Hai Jo Insan Ki Izzat Ko Mazbooti Se thamay Rakhti Hai? Student : * * * ‘NAALA’ (‘,’) /!!_/”_

Teacher student say motorcicle k kitnay

Teacher student say : Motorcicle k kitnay tyres hotay hain Student : 6 tyres Teacher :angrily how ? Student : 4 motor k aur

class teacher bache se pata

*. .Class teacher bache se : Pata hai bache kaise paida hote hain ? Bacha : Iss mein kon si bari baat hai mujhe

Teacher kissed a 5 year boy on

Teacher Kissed A 5 year Boy On Face N He Got A Mark Of Lipstick Teacher: Oh U Got A Mark On Ur Face

Miss aj tum late kyu aaye school

Miss: Aj tum late kyu aaye? School 7 baje shuru hota hai phr dair kyu ki? Kid: Miss aap meri itni fikar mat kya

Attitude teacher write an essay on

Attitude: Teacher: Write An Essay On ‘If I Am A Millionaire’ …All Students Started Writing Except One Boy Teacher- Why Don’t You Start Writing?

teacher what is the opposite of laugh

¤: Teacher-what is the opposite of laugh? Student-sex ¤:Teacher:how? ¤: Student: laugh is ha ha ha and sex is ah ah ah…

O teacher you build my character now

O teacher! You build my character. Now I must build my nation.

Teachr wo kon sa event tha jo

Teachr: Wo kon sa Event tha jo na hota to pakistan khush haal hota? Pappu: Zardari di maa da veyah (._.) Jee // Oye

Teacher qarz e hasna kisay kehte hain pathan

Teacher: ‘Qarz-e-Hasna kisay kehte hain’? Pathan: ‘Jab Qarz denay wala paise wapis mangay, aur qarz Lene wala HANS day, to usay Qarz-e-Hasna kehte hen’!

Teacher class me africa k kuch mulkon

Teacher class Me Africa K Kuch Mulkon K Baaray Me Bta Raha Tha K Wahan Intehai Ghurbat Hay Khany Peeny Ko Kuch Nahi. Bijli

An application to the head master in

An application to the head master in Punjabi. guzarish hai k mera hun school aan nu dil nai karda tusi bachian wi alag kar

Faltu ki insult student missi love

FALTU KI INSULT Student: Miss’I Love U’ka matlab bataen! Miss: Main tumse Pyaar karti hon! Student: Zara C baat kya poch li aap to

Teacher 2 student copy pr

Teacher 2 Student : Copy Pr Train Banao Ma 5 mint Me Ati Hun. 10 mint Baad, Teacher: Train Dikhao? Student: Aap Late Hogai

The way you teach knowledge share care

The way you teach. The knowledge you share. The care you take. The love you shower. Makes you. The world’s best teacher. Happy Teacher’s

Lawyer to sardargeeta pe hath rakho sardarkamal

Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha to baat court tak pohanch gaye, ab bol raha he geeta pe

Teachr wat wil u do aftr growng

Teachr: Wat wil u do aftr growng up?:) Studnt: Facebooking:) T: NO! I mean wat wil u BECUM?:/ S: Admin of facebook pages8-) T:

Govt school k bachay kisi ko ghaseet

Govt. School k bachay kisi ko ghaseet k school le ja rahy the, 1 bazurg ne pucha Aise kyun ghaseet rhy ho, is ko?

Ashfaq ahmed lkhte hn rome mn mera

Ashfaq Ahmed lkhte hn ‘Rome mn mera Trfc Chalan hua Masroofiat k ba’is Chalan Fee time pe ada na kr ska Court jana para

You are the best teacher in this

You are the best Teacher in this world. Wherever I may go in my life, I will always remember that I had an excellent

Teacher 2 sindhi mbbs ka kia

Teacher 2 Sindhi: M.B.B.S ka kia matlab hai? . . . Sindhi bohat der sochne k baad bola . . . . . .

Bacha mis se ap mjy buht

Bacha Mis se: Mis ap mjY buht achi lagti ho me apse Shadi karonga Miss ghuse se: MjY bachon se nafrat hy Bacha: Miss

Tcher babar kon tha stdnt pata nahe

Tcher: Babar kon tha? Stdnt: Pata nahe. Tchr: Parhai pr dehan do to pta chaley. Stdnt: faiq kon hai? Tcher:pta ni. Stdnt:apni beti pr

Teachr 2 sleepy student who invented steam

Teachr 2 Sleepy Student: Who Invented Steam Engine? Studnt: What Sir? Teachr: Yes Correct It’s James Watt Moral: Sleeping Improves Ur Genral Knwledge…

Teacherpani ka formula batao studenth2mgclnaclhno3teacherstupid ye

TEACHER;PANI KA FORMULA BATAO……..? STUDENT;H2MGCLNACLHNO3………………………TEACHER;STUPID YE KYA HY…….? STUDENT:MAM YE SELAB KA PANI HY……..

Teacher bacho sab se ziyada dard kab

Teacher, Bacho sab se ziyada Dard kab hota hai? A Girl, Jab Bacha paida hota hai. A Boy , No Miss, is Behan ki

Teacherwhat do u wish to in future

Teacher:What do u wish to do in future? Ali:I want to b a pilot Neha:I want to b a doctor Saba:I want to b

Teacher wo kon se behn bhai the

Teacher: wo kon se behn bhai the jinho ne pakistan bnane k liy 24 ghante me se 18 ghante kam kia? Studnt: M.A.Jinnah &

Lady teacher bolo bacho i 4

LADY TEACHER: BOLO BACHO I 4 INK J 4 JUG K 4 KITE L 4 LUN OH!SORRY BACHO GALTI SE MOU SE NEKAL GAYA

Teacher al beruni ke bhai ka naam

Teacher: Al beruni ke bhai ka naam batao? Pathan soch mai . . . Pathan replied . . . . . Al andruni…!

Teacher bacho kya lun me haddi hoti

Teacher: Bacho, kya lun me haddi hoti hai.? . . Girls: Yes Sir, Boys: No Sir! In larkyion ko kya pta, Inho ne to

Teacher what happened in 1809 student abraham

Teacher :What happened in 1809? Student: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher :What happened in 1819? Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.

Teacher sabaq parh sadakat ka amanat shujaat

Teacher: sabaq parh sadakat ka amanat ka shujaat ka pathan: Lo kar lo gal apna yaad nai hunda tay hun ena 3naa da v

Lagta nahe hai dil mera har sawal

Lagta Nahe Hai Dil Mera Har Sawal Mai. Kis k Bane Hai Ye Examination Haal Mei. Waqat-e-Daraz Maang ke Laye the 3 Din, Do

Techr just 5 marks aye han or

techr: just 5 marks aye han or tm hans rhy ho? . . . . . . . . . . Studnt: me ye

Teacher is not who teaches but he

‘Teacher is not who teaches but he makes you something.’

Teacher tell me da names of

TEACHER:- ! ! TELL ME DA NAMES OF 10 CHEMICAL ELEMENTS ? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! STUDENT:- ! ! OXYGNE,

She came i ignored her

She Came. . . I Ignored her, she Smiled. . . I kept Quiet, she began to Speak.. I didn’t Listen, she sp0ke 1

Teacher pappu how do you spell crocodile

TEACHER: PAPPU, how do you spell “crocodile”? PAPPU: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L” TEACHER: No, that’s wrong PAPPU: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell

Teacher you failed the test

Teacher: ‘You failed the test.’ – Student: ‘You failed to educate.’ 😛

Teacher allah ne pait q banaya

Teacher : ALLAH Ne ”PAIT” Q Banaya Hy.?? . . . . Pathan : SHALWAR Bandhane K Lye…

English class kid me sleep with

English class: . . kid: me sleep with dad last nite . . . . Teacher: no beta, its lyk dis.. I sleep with

Law professor which is the most important

Law professor: “Which is the most important law of finance for starting a new business?” student: “father in law”.

Teacher can anybody give an example

TEACHER : “Can anybody give an example of “COINCIDENCE?” PAPPU : “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.”

Teacher sb se zyada nasha kis me

Teacher: sb se zyada nasha kis me hota he? Student:taleem me! Teacher:wo kesy? Student: kitabain kholty hi neend ajati he,;)

Theif with a knife give all your

theif with a knife: Give all your money to me. Man: Do you know who I am..? I am the presiden of this country.

Teacher 1 book

Teacher: 1 book + 1 book = ? Student: 2 books. Teacher: Good! 3 books + 7 books = ? Student: 10 books. Teacher:

Teacher batao cold drink nuqsan deti hai

Teacher: Batao cold drink Nuqsan Deti Hai Ya Faida? Student: Agr Koi Pila de To Faida, Agr Pilani Parr Jaye To Nuqsaan;-)

Teacher tum paper me fail kiun hoye

Teacher: Tum paper me fail kiun hoye main ne sawal me choice di to thi? Student: KADDU choice thi… Question tha write an essay

Height of computerised world teacher where is

Height of computerised world: Teacher: Where is ur homework? Class-II baby: Ma’am, for my homework pls visit my website. www.MyHomeWork.com 😀

Teacher beta billi ki awaz nikalo bacha

Teacher: Beta Billi Ki Awaz Nikalo Bacha: Meow!Meow! Teacher: Good, Ab kutte ki Awaz Nikalo Bacha . . . . . Pakistan Khappe! Pakistan

class me teachr ne poocha jo

*. .Class me teachr ne poocha jo stupid hy vo khra ho jay pathan khra hogya teachr ne poocha TUM STUPID HO? US NE

1 teacher ko susu k naam se

1 teacher ko susu k naam se sakht nafrat thi. Teacher ne students se kaha: ‘Jab susu aaye to bolna ‘Aap aya hai’ 1

Studnet to teachr madam are you hen

Studnet to Teachr: Madam are you Hen? Teachr: Shut Up! Why are you asking? Student: Why you alway give me “Aanda” in test.

Teachertranslate it into english tumhe laat

Teacher:Translate it into English: ‘Tumhe Laat marke beizzat karke bahar nikal diya gaya aur baad me vapas bulaya gaya .’ Student:You have been ‘GANGULIFIED’!

Teacher dunia main post man to boht

Teacher.! Dunia main post man to boht hai post women kiyo nahi hoti. Student. ! islye k wo aik hi delivery main 9 mahene

Teacher agr world trade centre ka waqia

Teacher: Agr world Trade centre ka waqia karachi mai hota to Govt kia krti? Student! Double sawari pr pabandi laga deti.

Teacher beta batao chand roshan kyun hy

Teacher: beta batao chand roshan kyun hy ? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Teacher asked to a boy whats the

Teacher asked to a boy. What’s the difference between young age and old age..? Boy: In young age there are girls phone numbers in

Teacherevery body write your lovers name in

Teacher:every body write your lover’s name in one paper. ( after 5 seconds ) one boy:finished teacher. ( after 5 minutes ) One girl:Addiional

Aik bcha rozana math waly sir ki

AIK BCHA ROZANA MATH WALY SIR KI WIFE KO FONE PAR: SIR HAIN?? WIFE: NHI!UNKI DEATH HO CHUKI HAI TUMHAIN KITNI BAR BTAYA HAI

Teacher what is the difference between landline

Teacher: What is the difference between Landline and Mobile Phone..? Sardar: On landline we dial number with our finger while on mobile we dial

teacher batao allama iqbal kahan peda

*. .Teacher: Batao Allama Iqbal kahan peda huwe Aur Unho ne kahan Taleem hasil ki ? . Student: Sir Woh Hospital me peda hue

Fights for friends joyful trips examination fever

Fights for friends. Joyful trips. Examination fever. Suspense of results. Making parodies of teachers. Joking with juniors. Carefree laughters. Gossips about affairs. Just everything….

Mom son get up its time to

Mom: Son, get up its time to go to College. Son: No ma. I dont want to go to College. Mom: Give me 2

Teacher should aim for 90 marks student ill get

TEACHER-should aim for 90% marks! STUDENT-i’ll get 100% marks! TEACHER-What.. Why are you kidding ? STUDENT- Who starts ?

Teacher us ne khudkushi kar li usey

TEACHER: Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li Usey KHUDKUSHI krni pari Dono me fark batao? STUDENT: Pehla Parha Likha Berozgar Tha, Dosra SHADI SHUDA tha.

A teacher asked what is forgiveness cute

A teacher asked what is forgiveness..? A cute little girl gave this lovely reply: “It is the wonderful smell that a flower gives when

A kid calls the help desk to

A Kid Calls The Help Desk To Complain About Computer Problem. Kid: When I Type Computer Password, It Just Shows Star Star Star Star.

Nusrey class k bacha aur bachi teacher

Nusrey class k bacha aur bachi teacher se: kya choten bachon k bachy ho sakty ha? Teacher:’NO’ Bacha bachi se:’ dekha tum aise hi

Teacherapna adrs btao mjhe tmhare abu se

Teacher:apna adrs btao mjhe tmhare abu se milna parey ga? Studnt:sIr liyari makan n0.320 w0 uske samne 1 white clr ki hiroof h0gi hiroof

Student school me gadha leke aaya teacher

Student School Me Gadha Leke Aaya, Teacher: Ye Gadha, Q Laye Ho.? Student: Teacher Aap Hi To Kehti Hyen K Maine Bare Bare Gadho

Teacher ghante ka matlab samjhao

Teacher- ‘GHANTE ‘ ka matlab samjhao Student- ek din me 24 Ghante hote hai … 8 sone k liye 8 School /College k liye

Teachr stdnt se 14 novembr ko hi

Teachr stdnt se: 14 Novembr ko hi ‘Children Day’ q manaya jata hy? Student:q k ye din ‘Valentine’s Day’ k thek 9 mahine bad