Ek Hi Colour Ka Dress Pehn Kr,
Hum Sab Lagte Thay Kitne Achey,
School Lagta Tha Poultry Farm,
Aur Hum Sab Murghi K Bachay..
Mujh Ko Samajh Na Aaya
Aaj Tk Teacher Ka Ye Funda,
Hamein Bana Dete The Murgha,
Aur Khud Copy Pe Dete The Anda..
;-)*HAPPY SCH00L MEM0RIES* 😉
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