Student SMS Collection

Studnt problm kch badli hui taqdir

Studnt Problm Kch Badli Hui Taqdir Nzr Aati Hai Yadon Ki 1 Zanjir Nzr Ati Hai Parhen B To Kia Parhen ? Hr Page

7 things students do during study1 sleeping2

7 things students do during study:1. Sleeping2. Eating3. SMS4. Watch MOVIES5. Chat wid frnds6. Dream of touching books&7. Asking others: KUCH PARHA?

Kal raat boht dino bad kitab kholi

‘Kal Raat, Boht Dino Bad, Kitab kholi to Ehsas howa ‘FARAZ’…..! . . . . . . . . ‘k kitaben khol k jo

School assembally ki dua 2011lab pe ati hy dua

School Assembally ki dua 2011Lab-Pe-Ati Hy Dua Ban k Tmana MeriZindgi LOVERS Ki Surat Ho Khudaya MeriIMPRESS Mujh Se Her 1 Larki Ho JayeMeri

Student ki notebook k last page per

Student Ki Notebook K Last Page Per Kya Mile Ga ?? 1.Love K % Check Karne Wali Game. 2.Pen Ko Chalane K Liye Nikali

A sad love story aik pakistani

A SAD LOVE STORY Aik pakistani studnt ko apni classfellow se payar ho gya.Lrky ne usy perpose kiya lykn larki ne inkar kr diya

Teacher home work q nhi kia

teacher; home work Q nhi kia Stdnt; sir,lit nhi thi Teachr; to mom batti jala lete Student; sir,machis nhi thi Teachr; Machis Q nai

Parents ki 5 baten jo apko psnd

Parents ki 5 baten jo apko psnd nhi 1-Itna late q? 2-Itne paise kis lie 3-Ye kis ki call thi 4-Kahn ja rhi/rhy ho?

All iz well remiix jb paper

=All Iz Well= ….,-==REMIIX==-,…. =Jb Paper Ho Out Of Control’ =Answer Sheet Ko Kr K Fold’ =Answer Sheet Ko Kr K Fold’ =Aero Plane

Education related songs school ye dunya

=Education Related Songs= *SCHOOL- Ye dunya ye mehfil mere kam ki nhi.. *TUTION- idhar chala main udhar chala jane kahan main kidhar chala.. *MATHS-

Ines by chool boy love is

£ines by $chool boy: Love is wen i walk 2 othr side of classroom 2 sharp my pencil Just 2 See her N then

Hum na honge to kaho kuan manaiga

hum na honge to kaho kuan manaiga tumhe ye buri baat hai her bat pe rutha na karo

W0 subah ka alarm phr b ankh

W0 Subah ka alarm, Phr b ankh khulay Late.. W0 Yar0 Se Shugal, Attendence Bolna Late.. W0 Free Period Ki AAs, 0r Choti C

Student ki lifestudent ki bhi faraz kya

Student Ki LifeStudent ki bhi Faraz kya life hoti ha. wah wah wah ji wah Na Husband hota hai na Wife hoti hai.

Sorry dont get confused arey baba sorry

SORRY Dont get confused, arey baba ‘SORRY’ means S – SOME O – ONE’S R – REALLY, R – REMEMBERING Y – YOU.

Principal i tried ur number so

Principal : I tried ur number so many times, it said switched off…! STUDENT said :”ya. it’s my CALLER TUNE’ Principal shock…! Student rocks….!

There is always a sign board drive

There is always a sign board ‘DRIVE SLOWLY’ near a schøøl. But Never near a girls college. . Why? Ans: Bcoz here vehicles automatically

Ek school ki emarat ko aag lag

Ek school ki emarat ko aag lag gai school k sb bchy dor khry hans rhy thy k chalo ab school to nahi ana

Smiling is infectious you catch it like

Smiling is infectious, you catch it like the flu; When someone smiled at me 2day . . Smile is complete wn begins wt lips

Teacher munni q badnaam hui student

Teacher: Munni q badnaam hui Student: pepsi ki wja se Teacher: wo kesy Student: Pepsi pe 5 rupy kam hue , MUNNI us 5

Police waly ny 1 student ko pakra

police waly ny 1 student ko pakra. student:… sir men student hun, mujhy chor do. police:… tum bina license k motorcycle chalaty ho? student:…

An engineering student to his sweeper brother

An engineering student to his sweeper brother: ‘mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?’.

Jab question paper ho out of control

Jab Question Paper ho out of Control. Answer sheet ko kr k Fold…. Answer sheet ko kr k Fold. Aeroplane bana k bole! All

Teacher what is half of 8

Teacher: What is half of 8? Student: Depend krta hai mam agar horizontaly aadha kro to ‘O’ aur vertically kro to ‘3’. 😀 Think

School vs college schoolpencilrubber shapner

*School vs college * *School=pencil,rubber, shapner, scale.. *colg:Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua: *School:class me enter h0ny se phly sir may i

Student school main gadha le kr aaya

Student School Main Gadha Le Kr Aaya, Miss: Yai Gadha Q Layai Ho?? . . . . . . Student: Miss Ap He To

2015 ka fakeer allah k nam pe

2015 ka fakeer: Allah K Nam Pe Kuch De De. Boy: Ye Lay Meri B.com Ki Degree Rakh Lay, Bhikaari: Nahi Chahiye. Tuje Chahiye!

A sad love story aik engineering k

A SAD LOVE STORY AIK ENGINEERING K CLASSFELLOW SE PYAAR HO GYA. LARKY NE USY PURPOSE KYA LAKIN LARKI NE INKAAR KR DYA AUR

Student yaar dhokha ho gaya

Student : Yaar Dhokha Ho Gaya, Dost: Kia Hoa? Student: Mainay Ghar Se Books Ke Liay Paisay Mangwaye Thay, Ghar Waloon Ny Books Hi

Engineering question some text missing what

Engineering Question, *Some Text Missing* What Is Missing? Explain With Valid Reasons (10 Marks) 😀

Colege k peechey nadi me principle doob

Colege k Peechey Nadi me Principle Doob Rha Tha. Pappu Ne Dekha Or Zor Zor Se Chillate Hue Bhaaga. . . . … .

Jaach mainu aa gayee gham khaan di

Jaach Mainu Aa Gayee, Gham Khaan Di, Hole Hole Ro Ke Je Bharchan Di, Changa Hoya Tu Paraya Ho Gayo, Much Gayi Chinta Tenu

Teacher love kese hota he student

Teacher: Love Kese Hota He.?? Student: Miss ‘L’ Ko Pakar Ke ‘O’ Ko Daba ke ‘V’ Men Dalo Jab ‘E’ Ki Awaz Aye To

Teacherbatao kutta punch keun hilata hai

Teacher:Batao Kutta Punch keun Hilata Hai? Student:keun kay Punch Main Itni Takat Nahi Hoti Kay Woh Kuttay Ko Hila Sakay. Seedhi Baat, No Bakwas.:-)

Teri yaad pade sang jeena hai

teri yaad yaad yaad teri yaad yaad teri yaad yaad teri yaad yaad teri yaad yaad teri yaad yaad teri yaad yaad teri yaad

Har sawal se dat kar ladna fekne

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna, Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna, Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna, Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna, Aage Wala

If a single teacher cant teach all

If a single teacher can’t teach all the subjects than how can you expect a single student to study all the subjects..!!:-p dasso han??

Madam kisi b ghar ki rakhwali k

Madam: Kisi B Ghar Ki Rakhwali K Lye Kutta Sb Sy Behtrin Janwar Hy Studnt: Is Ka Matlb Humara Mulk Mehfoz Hy? Madam: Nahi

A boy was teaching maths to girl

A Boy Was Teaching Maths To A Girl. Boy Kissed Girl, Again Kissed Her And Said Dis Is Called ‘Addition’ Girl Kissed Boy And

Girls college ki building ko aag lag

Girls college ki building ko aag lag gai, College ki sub girls door khari Huns rahi thi k Chalo ab college to nahi Aana

Sir samaj tujhe 10 laddu diye

SIR- Samaj tujhe 10 laddu diye.. Boy- Mujhe..?? SIR- Samaj na tere baap ka kya jata hai..! Us main se 5 mujhe diye to

Teacher abhi parh lo beta warna rzlt

Teacher: Abhi Parh Lo Beta! Warna Rzlt Aane K Baad Tum Rooge. . . . . . . . . Student : Rzlt Se

Teacher batao kutta puch q hilata hai

Teacher- Batao Kutta Puch Q Hilata Hai..? Student- Q ki Puch Me Itni Takat Nhi Hoti K Wo Kutte Ko Hila Sake.. Seedhi Baat,No

1 gaon me kisi buzurg k mar

1 gaon me kisi buzurg k mar jane se school me chutti ho gai., School se ate waqt 2 bachon ne 2 buzurgo ko

Pahunchna college hamesha late vo kehna sir

Pahunchna college hamesha late Vo kehna sir ka ‘Get out from the class!’ Vo bahar jaake hamsha kehna Yahan ka system Hi hai kharab

A question posed prove 2

A question posed… Prove: 2 / 10 = 2 .. Art student : Out of syllabus ….. Commerce student : Question hi galat hai

How do you convert a student to

…*How do you convert a student a student to a criminal…?? . . . Burn some pages of his assigments, . . . 10

1 larki roz subha drakht ki shakh

1 larki roz subha drakht ki shakh pr saaf kapry pehan kar beth jati thi Pocho Q? . . . . B.com kr k

Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz

Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi? Gal:Nai Boy:Kalle na plz Gal:nai mai nai kalungi Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz

Tum ko dekha to ye khayaal aaya

Tum Ko Dekha To Ye Khayaal Aaya Zindagi Dhoop Tum Ghana Chaaya Aaj Phir Dil Ne Ik Tamanna Ki Aaj Phir Dil Ko Humne

Boy got a 0 in EXAM.

Boy got a 0 in EXAM. His father asked him: YEH KIYA HAY ??? Son replies: TEACHER K PASS STARS KHATAM HO GAYE THAY

New exam song to paper krti

New Exam Song. To Paper Paper Krti He. To Paper Se Kio darti he. Ak bar mujhe batla de too. To chiting ku nahi

Cool attitude teacher y r u

Cool Attitude… Teacher : Y R U Late.. All Ur Classmates Came To Class On Time? Student like me : ‘Jhund Me Kutte Ate

Happy students day i love facebook

Happy Students Day! ‘I Love Facebook but I Hate to Face my books’:-(:-P:-D *.William nikhattu.*

1 bacha ghar se mar kha kr

1 Bacha Ghar se Mar kha kr Ghusy me School ja raha tha. Raste me kisi ne Pocha Beta Parhty ho? Bacha: Nai, uniform

Teacher teaching Algebra to Student

Teacher teaching Algebra to Student A=B=C it means A=C Sir asked student to give example for it! Student: Sir I love you, you love

Dada apnay potay se tmhare teacher aa

Dada apnay potay se: Tmhare teacher aa rahay hain, tum chup jao. Poata: pehle ap chup jain mene ap ki mout ka bahana bna

1 hand on pen the other phone

1 hand on pen, The other on Phone 1 Ear on lecture, The other on Classmates… 1 Eye on Board, The other on next

Newtons 1st law of kamina pan stats

Newton’s 1st Law of Kamina pan stats that, ‘Every kamina continues to do kaminapan unless or until a thappar or a sandal with a

Kisi ko ishq mein judaiyan maar deti

Kisi ko ISHQ mein judaiyan Maar deti hein, Kisi ko PYAR ki Gehraiyan maar deti hein, Jo iss se Bach jaye, Usay? Pakistan Ki

Tution sirabey gadhe home work q nahi

Tution sir:abey Gadhe home work Q nahi karta tu..? New age student: Tameez se baat kar saale, Customer se Aaise baat karte hain kya?

Door se dekha to kitabe rakhi hui

Door se dekha to kitabe rakhi hui thi . . . . . . . To paas jane ka to sawal hi paida nhi

O level k bache zoo meoh wow

O level k bache Zoo me:’oH woW look that monky he is sleeping don’t dsturb,’ Govrmnt schol k bache ‘- OYE DKH TERA BAP

Kitna shaur tha kitni garmahat thi mahaul

Kitna shaur tha, kitni garmahat thi mahaul mein ! Hass rahe thae woh aur khushi thi hamare bol mein ! Ki ek angraai lee

Papers ki roti notes ka achar p

Papers ki roti:-( Notes ka achar:-P Tube lite ki kirnen:- Questions ki bhrmar:@ Teacher ki dushmani:-( Doston ka pyar:-* Mubarak ho apko SEND-UPs ka

Ab ke yoon dil ko sazaa di

ab ke yooN dil ko sazaa di hum ne uski har baat bhulaa di hum ne ek ek phool bahot yaad aayaa shaakhN-e-gul jab

Height of techncl overdose a cmputr

HeiGht Of Techncl Overdose: A Cmputr Student Fallng from D Roof Of a Building n Shoutng: F1 F1 F1 instead Of help-help-help!

Rays emitting fr0m the b00ks are directly

…*Rays emitting fr0m the b00ks are directly propotional to sleepness… Student’s 1ST LAW 0F NALAIQNESS…23*

Professor zindgi bhar ghalib ki

Professor : zindgi bhar Ghalib ki arzo rahi kay uski mehbooba ki haseen zulfon se sharab kay katray tapken or wo unhay halaq men

Height of geniousity when i was

Height of geniousity, When I was at school, someone stole my rough notes Now they call it as . . . . . .

The a grade passed students mostly get

The ‘A’ grade passed students mostLy get the technicaL seats & become doctors and engineers 🙂 The ‘B’ grade students do MBA become administrator

Shaam e fursat dhalay hum nahi chahatay ghum say

Shaam-e-Fursat Dhalay, Hum Nahi Chahatay, Ghum Say Fursat Milay, Hum Nahi Chahatay….. Phir Naya Waar Sehne Ko taiyyar Hain, Tu Parayshan Rahay, Hum Nahi

Brilliant answers by students q in

Brilliant Answers by Brilliant Students: _ Q. In which battle did Tipu Sultan die? A. In His last battle. _ Q. Where ws the

Teachragr tum apny dost ko 500 dousko

Teachr:Agr Tum apny dost ko 500 do,usko 200 ki zrurt ho to wo ktne waps dega? Stdnt:kuch b ni Teachr:Tum Hisab nai jante Studnt:Sir

Teacher last year u were in

TEACHER: Last year u were in luv with that girl & this year u r in luv with other.. What do u think of

Prove that 2102 japanese student

Prove that 2/10=2 ! ! ! Japanese student: Wrong question. ! ! ! Indian student: nahi hosakta. ! ! ! American student: It’s strange,

Maah e exams ke aakhri ashray ki duaya allah

MAAH-E-EXAMS Ke Aakhri Ash’ray Ki Dua:...... ‘Ya Allah! Is Dafa Pass Kara Day, Aglay Saal Nal Nal Parhan Gay..!

Student exams life 9 am wake up

Student Exam’s Life. 9 am-wake up 10 am-breakfast 11 am-thinking to score 80% marks 1 pm-lunch & sleep 5 pm-tea 6 pm-thinking to score

Apni hastee ka hota sabhi ko paas

apni hastee ka hota sabhi ko paas hai apni apni nazar maen har koi khaas hai voh khushi jiski yaas maen gum umr sari

Teacher shadi k waqt dulhey ko akailay

Teacher: Shadi k waqt DULHEY ko akailay Ghoray par Q bithaya jata hai..? Student: Last warning di jati hai k.. Abhi Bhi waqt hai

Difficult or boring paperz se bachay tng

Difficult or boring paperz se Bachay tng aa gaye hain,akhir kb tk ho ga ye zulm?? ab humain Aese paperz bnane chahiyen… Q1) MCQs.

To the principal high school pak

To, The principal High school Pak Sir, Baat ye hai k mere Abbu ne mujhe fees k liye 500 diye thai, 100 ki doston

1 hath me pen dusrey fon

1 Hath me pen Dusrey me fon 1 Kan lecture pe Dusra mobil pe 1 Ankh board par Dusari larkiyon par Kon bolta hai

Student life memories one side love

Student life Memories One Side LOVE Silent Mode Mobiles Bus Stand Comedies Cafe Foods Escape 4m Seminars Little Little Fights Waiting 4 Sunday Classroom

Lambi judai student remix chaar dino

LAMBI JUDAI (Student ReMix) . Chaar dino ka EXAM O Rabba, . Lambi parhai, Lambi parhai, . Parhne me dil mera lage kabhi na,

Char zero aikk saat likho likha

Char Zero aikk Saat Likho Likha? Kaise? 0000 Aese? Fail….. Correct ans is ‘4017’ Ghar Walo ne kitni Umeedon se Parhaya Sb Pr pani

4students ne paper ki tyari nhe unho

4students ne paper ki tyari nhe ki unho ne 1 plan bnaya or wo agly din principal k pas gae or kaha ‘sir hm

Ab to board k pprs ki tayari

Ab to board k pprs ki tayari krte krte ye haal hogya., fArAz K ammi pochen khanay main kya khaoge? to hum boltay hain

Student school mn gadha le k aya

Student school mn gadha le k aya Miss:Ye gdha,Q laye ho? Miss ap hi to Kehti hn K me ne bry bry gdho Ko

Ek hi colour ka dress pehn kr

Ek Hi Colour Ka Dress Pehn Kr, Hum Sab Lagte Thay Kitne Achey, School Lagta Tha Poultry Farm, Aur Hum Sab Murghi K Bachay..

1 to 3 class student hey i

1 to 3 class student- hey! I studied everything for exam! .;-) . 4 to 6- that question was very hard so i left

Innocent line written on t shirt of a

Innocent Line written On T-shirt of A Student.. ‘Student are not Cheaters we just really enjoy having the Same answers..’ 😉 B-)

Baap nalaik parh le kbi tu ne

Baap: Nalaik parh le kbi tu ne apni koi book khol k b dekhi hai? Beta: Haan abbu roz kholta ho aik book. Baap:khushi

Air students hv d same mentality

Air & students hv d same mentality How? ? ? ? ? Both r turning d book’s pages without reading.

Sum lines wich v all wil defintely

Sum lines wich v all wil defintely mis in future: ‘College jana hai na?’ ‘kahan ho?’ ‘sir aa gaye andar ajao’ ‘class attend karni

Boy in hostelyaar boht bara dhoka ho

Boy in hostel:Yaar Boht bara dhoka ho gaya. Dost:kya hua? boy:Main ne Ghar se books k liye paisay mangwaye thy . . . .

Lagta nahe hai dil mera har sawal

Lagta Nahe Hai Dil Mera Har Sawal Mai. Kis k Bane Hai Ye Examination Haal Mei. Waqat-e-Daraz Maang ke Laye the 3 Din, Do

1000 pages ki book kitny din ma

1000 pages ki book kitny din ma prhi ja skti hai writer:6 months Doctor:2 months Lawyer:1 month Profsr:1 week student: Paper wali raat GEO

Midnight coffees long chats bunking classes

Midnight coffees, Long chats, Bunking classes, Fighting for friends, Last minute revisions, Tension filled exams, Boring lectures, Tears for love, Sitting idle in the