Papers ki roti:-(

Notes ka achar:-P

Tube lite ki kirnen:-

Questions ki bhrmar:@

Teacher ki dushmani:-(

Doston ka pyar:-*

Mubarak ho apko

SEND-UPs ka tehwar:-p

ab ke yooN dil ko sazaa di hum ne

uski har baat bhulaa di hum ne

ek ek phool bahot yaad aayaa

shaakhN-e-gul jab woh jalaa di hum ne

aaj tak jis pe woh sharmaate hai

baat woh kab kii bhulaa di hum ne

shahar-e-jahaaN raakh se adaab huwaa

aag jab dil kee buzaa di hum ne

aaj phir yaad bahot aayaa woh

aaj phir usko duaa di hum ne

koii to baat hai usmeN ‘Faiz’

har khushee jis pe luTaa di hum ne

HeiGht Of Techncl Overdose:

A Cmputr Student Fallng from D Roof Of a Building n Shoutng:

F1

F1

F1

instead Of

help-help-help!

…*Rays emitting fr0m the b00ks are directly propotional to sleepness…

Student’s 1ST LAW 0F NALAIQNESS…23*

Professor :

zindgi bhar Ghalib ki arzo rahi kay uski mehbooba ki haseen zulfon se sharab kay katray tapken or wo unhay halaq men utar le.

Boy:

sir agar us kay balon mai jouwen hoti to Ghalib woh b halq mai utar laty?

professor:

Ghalib ko apni mehboba se arzoo thi apki mehboba se nai.

Height of geniousity,

When I was at school, someone stole my rough notes

Now they call it as

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‘OXFORD DICTIONARY’ B-)

The ‘A’ grade passed students mostLy get the technicaL seats & become doctors and engineers 🙂

The ‘B’ grade students do MBA become administrator & controL the ‘A’ grade students 🙂

The ‘C’ grade students join poLitics & controL both ‘A’ n ‘B’ grade students 😀

& Last but not the Least the ‘D’ grade students join underworLd & controL aLL the above 😛

so ‘D’ grade students should proud themselves 😀

Shaam-e-Fursat Dhalay, Hum Nahi Chahatay,

Ghum Say Fursat Milay, Hum Nahi Chahatay…..

Phir Naya Waar Sehne Ko taiyyar Hain,

Tu Parayshan Rahay, Hum Nahi Chahate…..

Aaj Aansoo Bahanay say, Mut Roko,

Aaj Barish Thumay, Hum Nahi Chahatay…..

Hum Teray Baad Ujray Hon, To bhi Theek Hai,

Ab Kahin Dil Lagay, Hum Nahi Chahate….. .

Teray Pekar Ko Ham Dekhte Hi Rahein,

Tu Nazar Say Hatay, Ham Nahi Chahate…..

Kis Qadar Dil Nasheen Hai Ye Moujon Ka Shor,

Ghum Ka Dariya Ruke, Ham Nahi Chahate…..

Iss Qadar Piyar say Tu Pukara na Kar,

Aag Dil Ko Lagay, Hum Nahi Chahate….

Brilliant Answers by Brilliant Students:

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Q. In which battle did Tipu Sultan die?

A. In His last battle.

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Q. Where ws the declaration of independence signed?

A. At the bottom of the page.!!

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Q.In which state Ravi flow?

A. Liquid state

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Q. What’s the main reason for divorce..??

A. Marriage…!!!

Teachr:Agr Tum apny dost ko 500 do,usko 200 ki zrurt ho to wo ktne waps dega?

Stdnt:kuch b ni

Teachr:Tum Hisab nai jante

Studnt:Sir ap us chawwl ko Nhi janty

TEACHER:

Last year u were in luv with that girl

&

this year u r in luv with other..

What do u think of urself?

Student:

SEMESTER change..

SYLLABUS change..

Prove that

2/10=2

!

!

!

Japanese student:

Wrong question.

!

!

!

Indian student:

nahi hosakta.

!

!

!

American student:

It’s strange, how is it possible?

!

!

!

Pakistani student:

Two/ Ten =

wo / en

T se T cancel.

( w= 23rd letter, o= 15th letter, / e= 5th letter n= 14th letter)

So

=23+15 / 5+14

=38 / 19

=2

!

Pakistani never ask …

Ans kia hai?

They only ask,

Ans. Kia lay kr ana hai?

Dedicated to all Pakistani students…:-)

Student Exam’s Life.

9 am-wake up

10 am-breakfast

11 am-thinking to score 80% marks

1 pm-lunch & sleep

5 pm-tea

6 pm-thinking to score 60%

9 pm-dinner

11 pm-Aye ALLAH bus paas krwa day.

Teacher:

Shadi k waqt DULHEY ko

akailay Ghoray

par Q bithaya jata hai..?

Student:

Last warning di

jati hai k..

Abhi Bhi waqt hai Bhaag jao..

Difficult or boring paperz se Bachay tng aa gaye hain,akhir kb tk ho ga ye zulm??

ab humain Aese paperz bnane chahiyen…

Q1) MCQs.

choose the best answer.

(50 marks).

1.Tere mast mast___ nain.

( 3, 5, 2).

2. ___ Badnaam hoi Darling tere liye.

(Munni, kaki, bachi)

3. He iz gud lo0king Ullu da ___.

(bacha, kaka, patha)

4. Papi papi, papi ___.

(hai tu, chulo)

5. Susral ___ phool.

(gainda, gobi ka, gulab ka)

6. ____ Babu ban gya.

(loosi, pappu, mujji)

7. ____, dadi 1 minute

(dada, umar, abbu)

8. Baanqe Mian ki ____, sab se nirali. (darhi, Qawali, shalwar)

9.____to dekhy ga.

(Shabir,nazir,wazir).

apni hastee ka hota sabhi ko paas hai

apni apni nazar maen har koi khaas hai

voh khushi jiski yaas maen gum umr sari

gar sochho to vohi dil ke aaspaas hai

yun to sabhi apne apne safar ke musafir

par ek hamsafar ki har kisi ko aas hai

tishnagi badhne lagi deedaare-yaar ki

bujhti nahi jo kabhi ye voh pyaas hai

ladkhadati zubaan shikwaye-jaure-adoo

hota nahi hamse zore-tarke-ikhlaas hai

hoga jahaan maen qayam aman kis tarah

aadmi ko hi nahi aata aadmi raas hai

husno-ishq se pare aaj fikro-nazar meri

pehlu maen tere dil phir bhi udaas hai

behis hui jati hai ‘fer’ aalame-zindagi

na khushi ab koi na ghame-ehsaas hai

To,

The principal

High school Pak

Sir,

Baat ye hai k mere Abbu ne mujhe fees k liye 500 diye thai, 100 ki

doston k saath film dekh li. 150 k bottles aur samosay kha liye. 50 ka

bachi ko easy load karwa diya. 200 english wali miss pe shart haar gaya

mai samjhta tha k unka sirf math’s wale sir k saath chakkar hai par unka

to aap k saath bhi chakkar hai.

Ab aap k pas do hi rastey hain, Meri fees maaf ya aapka raaz

faash.

Shukria

App ka student Pappoo

Char Zero aikk Saat Likho

Likha?

Kaise?

0000 Aese?

Fail…..

Correct ans is

‘4017’

Ghar Walo ne kitni Umeedon se Parhaya

Sb Pr pani pheir diya:)nalik

4students ne paper ki tyari nhe ki

unho ne 1 plan bnaya or wo agly din principal k pas gae

or kaha

‘sir hm shadi main gae thy,raste me car ka tyre phat gya,hm sari raat dhakka lgaty rahy,es lye parh nai sake

principle ne maan lia or unhe 4din ka time dia

4din k baad unhen 4mukhtalif rooms main bthaya or sirf 1 sawal dia

Q-)KONSA TYRE PHATA THA?

1-front right

2-front left

3-back right

4-back left

same jwab do sb pass

Moral:ustadan nal ustadi nai chaldi

Student school mn gadha le k aya Miss:Ye gdha,Q laye ho? Miss ap hi to Kehti hn K me ne bry bry gdho Ko insan bnaya hy To me ne socha is ki b ‘life bn jae gi’

Ek Hi Colour Ka Dress Pehn Kr,

Hum Sab Lagte Thay Kitne Achey,

School Lagta Tha Poultry Farm,

Aur Hum Sab Murghi K Bachay..

Mujh Ko Samajh Na Aaya

Aaj Tk Teacher Ka Ye Funda,

Hamein Bana Dete The Murgha,

Aur Khud Copy Pe Dete The Anda..

;-)*HAPPY SCH00L MEM0RIES* 😉

1 to 3 class student-

hey! I studied everything for exam!

.;-)

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4 to 6-

that question was very hard so i left only that question!

.:-@

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7 to 9-

read only imp questions!

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.:-*

10 to 11-

i think 4 chaptrs r enough to get pass!

.:-*

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12 class-

yar kal exam kiska h?!

.:-*

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.:-

and in UNIVERSITIES 🙂

.:-D

.;-)

.:-D

.;-

o kamino das ta dende aj ppr c..;-(

Mere kol ty pen v koi ni h!! :P:-PB-)

Innocent Line written On T-shirt of A Student..

‘Student are not Cheaters

we just really enjoy having the Same answers..’ 😉 B-)

Baap: Nalaik parh le kbi tu ne apni koi book khol k b dekhi hai? Beta: Haan abbu roz kholta ho aik book. Baap:khushi sy, kon si? Beta: ‘FACEBOOK’

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Midnight coffees,

Long chats,

Bunking classes,

Fighting for friends,

Last minute revisions,

Tension filled exams,

Boring lectures,

Tears for love,

Sitting idle in the class,

Watching pretty faces,

Irresistable Laughters,

Horrible teachers

People call it Students

We call it life…

TEACHERS:
Agar Sache Dil Se Dua Ki Jaye To Zaroor Poori Hoti hay
STUDENT:
Rehne Do Teacher,
Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Aaj Zinda Na Hoti

Teacher: Passive me badlo!
Bache jab Sunsaan Jagaaooo per Jaate hein to Hadso ko Janam Dete hein!
Student: Sunsaan Jagaaooo per huey Haadse he Bacho ko Hanam dete hain..

Kahan Ho Tum

Aaj Kal Kidhar

Hotay Ho

Pehle To Har

Saal Aate Thay

Aour

Aawaz Dete

Thhay

(,’)/’

/) /

[‘]/ _Gram

Aandaaaaaaayy:reply

Teacher.. Papu aik sans main jawab do

1.National Assembly ki speaker ka nam btao?

2.Minare Pakistan kahan hai?

3.Motar way par normal speed kya hai?

4.Murgee kya deti hai

Papu…..

Ans

Fahmida Mirza Lahore main 120 km ki speed se anda deti hai.

Think 100 times before you take a decision, But once that decision is taken, stand by it as one man’. M.A.Jinah

ALLAH ka dia sb kuch hai

b0oks han,

n0tes han,

time hai,

Or

h0sla to itna hai k jb chahen tb parh sakte hain

bus kami 1 he cheez ki hai

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m0od nai hai:-D

yar me ne us laraky ko 11 bajay ka time de dia hai jab b lite a jay mujay sms kr dena me usay call kr du ga. aur tab tk dekh lo agr mic b mil jay. Bilal

Teacher: Tell ohm’s law?

Student: I dont know full, I just know last part of it..

Teacher: Ok. Tell that only.

Student: This is called ohm’s law.

A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study

Best 3 lines in a student’s life..

1:) please don’t disturb i want to study..!

2:) no class,then lets go to library..!

The best 1 is

3:) sir,i have a question..

us ne kahaa ke ham bhii Khariidaar ho gaye

bikne ko saare log hii tayyaar ho gaye

us ne kahaa ke aik vafaadaar chaahiye

saare jahaaN ke log vafaadaar ho gaye

2 medical students raat me parhte huay…

1st: kitne bjy hain?

2nd: 1 pathar utha kar samne k ghar par mara….

1 aurat nikli r boli:

‘kamino ab to so jao raat k 3 bje hain.’

Dedicated 2 medical studnts that apne chezen dosron k gr na phaynka karen.

Bara Mushkil Hai School ki ‘Miss’ Se Pyar Karna

FARAZ. . .

Love Letter Bheja Tha,

Home Work Samajh k ‘STAR’ De Diya..

Can 2=1

No???

Why no..?

Its possible!

Let: X=Y

x+x-x = y+y-y

2x-x = 2y-y

2x-2y = x-y

2(x-y) = x-y

By dividing x-y both side:

2=1

*

Math ki base hila kr rakh di.

EXERCISE!

If walking is good for health, the postman wud be immortal

A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water & is still fat

A rabbit runs & hops & lives only 15 yrs

WHILE

A turtle doesn’t run, does nothing, yet lives for 450 yrs

MORAL!

TO HELL WITH EXERCISE, SLEEP WELL & EAT WELL 🙂

Jo aankhon se hamesha rahtey ain Door..

Wah Wah,

Jo aankhon se hamesha rahtey hain door..

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Wo Question, Exam me aatey ha Zaroor

A civil engineer askd 2 an architect

wat is d technical fault in women’s body?

Architect replied: Entrtainment area is vry near 2 sewerage system.

I’m sorry to be smiling every time you’re near. I’m sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here. I’m sorry that cupid has made his hit. I’m sorry I love you, I can’t help it.

New Teacher: Students tell ur name & hobies.

Boys:

I’m Sam

My hobby is watching bubble.

I’m John,

My hobby is watching Bubble.

I’m Tom,

My hobby is also watching bubble.

Teacher: Oh all boys have same hobies, Thats Gud

Now girls, Please?

Girl:

Hi, my name is Bubble..:-

If Every One is HAPPY With You,

Then surely u have made many COMPROMISES in ur life.

And If u r HAPPY wid every1,

Surely u have IGNORED many faults of others!….

Teacher:Batao Cold Drink Nuqsan Deti Ha Ya Faida

Student: Agr Koi Pila de To Faida Agr Pilani Pr Jaye To Nuqsan;

0 o my God I m so intelligent

In a school function

A K.G boy started closing his ears with

both hands,

when girl was about to start her speech

Others asked him Why r you closing your ears?

He replied: Dude, She is my Girlfriend n She is

gonna start her speech with

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My Dear Brothers n Sisters 🙂

Nafsiyat ka practical:

Professor ne 1 Larkay k liye 1 taraf cake or 1 taraf Larki rakhi.

Larka foran cake ki taraf Lapka.

Doosri bar cake badal K Roti rakhi to Larka Roti ko Lapka.

Yoon bar bar food item Badalnay per Larka her bar Khaney ki taraf Bhaga.

Professor: Bus Sabit hua K Bhook hi sab se Barri Taqat hai.

Last row se aik Student Bola:

Ek Bar Larki Bhi Badal k Dekh Lein. Ye iski Behan hey 😉

College full form

C come

O on

L lets

L love

E each

G girl

E equally

TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM.
What will you call your Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder Sister?
Sardar: So simple, i’ll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

Teacher:

Batao k quick, quicker quickest forms ko urdu mein kese kahen ge?

Student:

Bhaag,

Abay Bhaag,

Bhaag teri maa ki…….!!:D

‘Janay’ kaisay ‘jeetay’ hain ‘log’ ‘yaadon’ k ‘saharay ‘FaRaZ’

Hum tou aik CHAPTER’ yaad kar k sotay haen woh b ‘subah bhool jata hai 🙂

Hisab(math) k ustad(class k shagridon se):

Tm ma se koi b muj se math ka sawal kre agr ma jwab na de ska to usey dus rupey ka inaam donga

Ek shagrd ne khare hokr swal kia:sir ek talab ma 8 batkhen ter rhi han

Drmyan wali batakh kehti ha k mere piche char batkhen han batain kese?

Ustad kch der sochta raha

Bil aakir har man kr us larke ko 10rupey die aur pucha:

Ab tm batao es ka jwab.

Larka bola:’wo btakh jhoot bol rhi thi’

Neend peechay mat bhago,

parhai k peechay bhago

neend khud tmhare peechay bhage gi.

Teacher Ye kiska Signature hai

@@@@@@@

Student Meri mummy ka

Teacher Aisa kaisa naam hai

Student Ji wo unka naam hai JALEBI BAI

Papa_Paper kasy howa?

S0n_Bohat acha howa Q k paper par leka tha k Dye gay Sawal par Roshni daly.

EtefaQ Sy Bulb mere Parchy k oper tha.

A Student Wrote A Letter To His Father From Hostel:

Dear Dad,

No Money, No fun.

Your Son.

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His Father Replied:

So Sad, Very Bad!

Your Dad.

counting yad kro

1

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9

10

baqi bad ma phly yeh yaad kro……….

Story of Newton’s Laws:

Once A Goat was walking.

Newton stopped it..

It stopped.

He found his first law

‘An object continues to move unless it’s stopped’

Then He gave a FORCE ‘F’ by Kicking the Goat,

Goat gave a Sound ‘ma’!

He formulated the 2nd Law, ‘F=ma’

After sometime the Goat kicked Newton,

then he formulated the 3rd Law.

‘Every Action has an equal and Opposite Reaction.’

Hamara khuwab. Parha likha Punjab

Ghum-e-zindagi sunaon?

Mera school khul rha ha,

Me khushi kaha se laun

mera school khul rha ha,

Tumhe ye gila ha ke mizaj kiu ha barham?

Kaho kese muskuraun

mera school khul raha ha,

Tumhy eid ki khushi ha muje yad hy wo lekin

Me ye kese bhoOl jaun

mera school khul raha ha,

Aik Subha 1 Maa Betay Ko Uthanay K Liye

Us K Room Main Gai Aur Kaha:

Beta Utho School Nahi Jana

Beta:

Mujhy School Nahi Jana

Maa:

School Na Janay Ki

Koi 2 Waja Batao?

Beta:

Ik Yeh K Bachay Mujh Se Nafrat Kartay Hain

Dosre Teachers Bhe Mujhy Passand Nahi Kartay

Maa:

Yeh Koi Waja Nahi,

Isliye Jaldi Utho Aur School Jao.

Beta:

Ap Mujhy School Janay Ki Koi Si

2 Wajha Batain?

Maa:

Acha!

Aik Yeh K Tum 40 Yrs K Ho.

Dosra Yeh K Tum School K Principal Ho.

Teacher: Did you do your homework?

Student: Did you

grade my test?

……Teacher: I have

other student’s tests to grade.

Student: I have other teacher’s homework to do

Cricket T20 & IPL ki waja se boht improve hui hai…

Hame b apna Examination system improve krne k liye Exams me ye steps lene chahiye.

1=Har paper1.5 ghanty ka or 50 No Ka hona chahiye

2=Har 30 Mins k bad Mashwre k lye break honi chahiye

3=hame 1 free hit den

Jis me Student Apni Marzi k 1 sawal ka apni Marzi ka Jawab de

4=pehle 20 mins ka power play

jis me Examiner Hall se bahar rahe

5=Agar kisi sawal ka Ans wr0ng ho to review ki opti0n h0ni chaiye ta k student book say cnfm kr lay

Frwed 2 change the system. Khamoshe

Ka Boycottt

Wo choti choti baaton pe rooth jana :-(,

Wo rootey hun ko aur be stana,

Wo kabhi bhi parh kar college na jana ;-),

Jo teacher poche to topiyan pehnana ;-),

Wo class main beth k gappay lagana :-),

Wo ek dosre ko qisse sunana :-),

Na he wo din rahenge aur na phir laut kar aayenge :-(,

Na tafreeh,

Na wo dost,

Na wo baatain :-(,

Agar kuch reh jayega to bus yadain:-)

dedicated to all my frnds… make d best of d lil tym remainin here in our college!

Height of fb addiction:

A boy’s FACEBOOK status-

i’m online on fb during lecture.

Haha

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Comment 4m his teacher:

get out of da class now:)

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PRINCIPLE lyk cmmnt..:-P

CHOKIDAR comented: jaldi aa Yra em b0red… 😡

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?

Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college

Kaash Parhai b muhabbat ki tarah hoti…

Karni nahi parti Bussss….

ho jaati….

From: DUKHI STUDENT

In a School function:

K.G boy started closing his EARs with both hands when a girl was about to start her speech,

Others Asked him why r u closing ur ears,

………

He replied : ‘Dude She is d 1 whm i luv..& she is gonna start her speech wid

‘My dear,brothers & sisters..’ ;):-D

College ka 1 student university k toilet me gaya. Jab andr ja k eash commod pr baitha to samne dekha. Likha tha: itna zor taleem par dete to exam me A1 grade lete.

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Teacher: Why are you late?
Student:There was a man who lost a 100 Rupees.
Teacher: Thats Nice, Were you helping him look for his 100 Rupees
Student: No I Was standing on his 100 Rupees

LADY Teacher: ‘Main tumhari jaan Nikal dun gi’,

Iski english batao…

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FUNTER Student:

‘English ki maa ki aankh tu pehle hAath to laga k dikha..:-

Dosto’n Raat Ko Prhte Prhte Ek Khayal Aya…..

Phir Kya Pen Uthaya Aur Likh Di Ek Nai Equation:

Bed+Razai= Bhar Me Gai Prhai….

‘Everyone wants to go to heaven but no one wants to Die’.

Alternately Means!

Sab ne top ta karna ae par parhan welay maut pendi ae..

Good Realities!

‘Commerce ki larki kisi larkay ko jab gali de to kaise gali de gi’

‘salay disonour cheque’

‘zameen pe Liability’

‘Maa bap ki kharab statement’

‘Salay 2 takke ki adjustment’

‘Pedaishi bad debt’

‘insolvent aadmi’

‘Itna maru gi k teri balance sheet bhi telly nhe ho gi:-)

1 teacher ka un ke class ke sath group photo banaya gaya, 2sre din teacher bachon ko 1 1 photo dete hoe kehne lagen’jab tum bare ho jao ge to herat se is tasveer ko dekho ge aur kaho ge ke ye Ali hai jo Amarica chale gya,ye Fahad hai jo Londan chale gya,ye Naeem hai jo borha ho chuka hai’

Naeem ye sun ker jal ke bola:Aur ye hamari teacher hain jo intaqal Farma chuki hain:-)

Class room me Urdu grammar ki class ho rahi thi.

Teacher_Anwar ko shadi me dilchaspi nahi hy

Is jumle me ‘Anwar’ kya hy

Student_HIJRAA.

Mohabbat Ki Kasam Wo Aisa Nahi Tha !!

Wo apna Tha Magar Lagta nahi Tha !!

Na Jane Q Na Aaya Mujh Se milne !!

Zamanay Se Tu Wo Darta Nahi Tha !!

Tabasum Ki Buri Aadat Thi Us Ko !!

Wo Mujh Ko Dekh Kar Tu Hansta Nahi Tha !!

Mere Dil Mein Hai Ab Bhi Us ki Ulfat !!

Wo Mera Tha Mere Jaisa Nahi Tha !!

Define College Student … ?

‘A College Student Is Not

The 0ne Who Reads The

Book Before An Exam.

But,

Writes A New Book During

The Exam…. ‘

Our parents hav many

options for us like

Poison

Sleeping Pill

Hanging by Neck

Throwin from Building

But they choose

EDUCATION

socha

Tarpa Tarpa kr Maaren gy;)

TEACHER:BATAO CHAND PAR PEHLA KADAM KIS NAY RAKHA??

BACHA:NEIL ARMSTRONG NAY!!

TEACHER:SHABASHH…AB BATAO DUSRA KADAM KIS NAY RAKHA??

BACHA:DUSRA BHI USSII NAY RAKHA ..LANGRRA THODEE THA WO!!!!

A BeautiFuL GirL

( SharMa K ) :

Yeh Pyar Kya Hota Hy?

Boy:

‘ Love is A MutuaL ContRact BetWeen Two Parties And An interPersonaL ReLationShip BetWeen TheM That Leads To Strong EMotionaL, SociaL, FinanciaL & MentaL PartnerShip ‘

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GirL ( Hans K ) :

‘ShooKhiya,

Tu MBA Keeta Ay Na’

Om shanti Om ka dialogue Students ke andaaz mein …

Itni shiddat se maine paas hone ki koshish ki hai,,,,,

ki har teacher ne mujhe marks na dene ki saazish ki hai,,,,,

Agar tum kisi paper mein paas hona chahte ho,,,

to saari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karane me lag jati hai,,,,,,

Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hote hain,,,,,

end tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai-HAPPYYYYS ENDINGGGGS.. ….

aur agar aisa nahi hota,,,,,

toh exam abhi khatam nahi hua,

SUPPLEMENTARY abhi baaki hai mere dost…….. …….. ha ha ha.

“33 marks ki kimat,

tum kya jaano lecturer babu…..

har student ka khwaab hota hai….33 marks.

1 Frnd:Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun,

Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki

2nd: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai

1:Bataya Tha

2:Phir

1: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.

Saari umar hum

Mar mar ke jee liye

Ek pal to ab humein jeene do

Jeene do

Saari umar hum

Mar mar ke jee liye

Ek pal to ab humein jeene do

Jeene do

Saari umar hum

Mar mar ke jee liye

Ek pal to ab humein jeene do

Jeene do Give me some sunshine

Give me some rain

Give me another chance

I wanna grow up once again Kandhon ko kitabon

Ke bojh ne jhukaya

Rishvat dena to khud

Papa ne sikhaya

99% marks laaoge to ghadi, varna chhadi

Likh likh kar pada hatheli par

Alpha, beta, gamma ka chaala

Concentrated H2SO4 ne poora

Poora bachpan jalaa daala

Bachpan to gaya

Jawani bhi gayi

Ek pal to ab humein

Jeene do jeene do

Bachpan to gaya

Jawani bhi gayi

Ek pal to ab humein

Jeene do jeene do

Saari umar hum

Mar mar ke jee liye

Ek pal to ab humein jeene do

Jeene do Give me some sunshine

Give me some rain

Give me another chance

I wanna grow up once again

Teacher: Yeh result per kis k signature hain ?

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Student: Meri mama k.

Teacher: kia nam hai tmhari mama ka ?

Student: Jalebi Bai 😀

Professor 2 studnt: What is

‘Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder’?

Student: Jimba Lomba Bomba!

Prof: aby ye kya tha..?

Stdnt: pehle tu bta wo kya tha.?

Teacher bache se: tumhre pas 12 choclate hain tumne

3 Rida ko dedi

6 sana ko dedi

or 3 Sanam ko

To ab tumhre pas kya he

Bacha: 3 zbrdst bachiyan 🙂