A drunk phoned police to report that

A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

‘They’ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!’ he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.

‘Never mind,’ he said with a hiccup, ‘I got in the back seat by mistake.’

Hum na samjhay k tari nazroun ka

HUM NA SAMJHAY K TARI NAZROUN KA TAKAZA KIA HAI. KABHI JALWA KABHI JALWA KABHI PARDA YEH TAMASHA KIA HAI..

TARI MAKHMOOR SI NIGHAOUN MAIN RONAK HAI SAQI WARNA ES MAKHANY MAIN RAKHA KIA HAI..

MAIN PIASA HOUN APNY HONTOUN KO MARY LABOUN PY RAKH LAINY DO AIK DO GHONT SY BOTTLE KA BIGHATA KIA HAI..

APNY ES SORAHI SY BADAN KO LY K MARE PAS NA AANA MAIN SHARABI HOUN SHARABI KA BHAROSA KIA HAI…

(ABID KHAN PAHAT)

Kisi ko alvida kahna buht taklef dyta

kisi ko alvida kahna

buht taklef dyta hy

umedain tut jati hain

yaqene beyaqeni ka zehar kuch aysa chrta hy

dekhai kuch ni deta

sujhai kuch ni deta

dua k lafz honton pe musalsal kapkapate hain

kisi khwahish andeshy

zehan ma dhor jate hain

guma kuch aysa hota hy

k jase mil na paein gy

ye gehre zakhm furkat k

kisi se sil na paein gy

kabi aysa b ho ya rab

duaein man ly tu b

tu koi mojza kr dy, tu aysa kar b sakta hy

mere hathon ki janib dekh enhey tu bhar b sakta hy

judai ki ye tekhi dhar dilon ka khon karti hy

judai ki aziyet se mera dil ab b darta hy

judai 2ghari ki ho to koi dil ko samjh ly

judai 4din ki ho to koi dil ko behla ly

judai umr bhar ki ho

to kya chara kary koi

k ek milne ki hasret ma, bhala kab tk jiye koi

mere mola karam kr dy tu aysa kar b sakta hy

mere hathon ki janib dekh enhey tu bhar b sakta hy

Hazrat jibrailas aap saw k pas

Hazrat Jibrail(AS)

AaP (S.A.W) K pas hazir huay,

Arz kiya

‘ALLAH ne mujhe itni taqat di ha k main Darakhton k pattay,

Rait k sare ZARREY,

Or

PANI main mojod MACHLIYAN

gin sakta hon

Lekin jb AAP(S.A.W) ki ummat may koi

DAROOD SHAREEF

parhta hay to usko milne wali nekiyon ka shumar krna mere bas me nahi”

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`*.¸.*´ LoVeR

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pRiNcE”

Jan meri u wali sim on hejan

JAN MERI U WALI SIM ON HE,JAN AP OS PER SMS KEREN,JAN KASUM SE MERA DAMAG PHAT RA HE,JAN AP KO PETA NEHI HE K JAN MEN KETNA AP KO CHATA HON,JAN AP HI MERI ZINDGI HO,JAN MEN KIA KERO,JAN MEN TO SIRF AP KI KHUSHI CHATA HON,JAN KO SIRF KHUSH DEKHNA CHATA HON,JAN MEN KIA KERO,JAN MEN TO AP KI HER SHARK MANNE K LEY TIAR HON,JAN AP JO B KEHI GI,BUT JAN AP JO B FASLA KEREN JAN SOCH KER ,JAN JIS TARA MEN KHUSH HON IS TARA NA KERNA,JAN JEEEEEEEE

Jab maula rasoolallah sawaw ki dunyavi wiladat

Jab Maula Rasoolallah SAWAW Ki Dunyavi Wiladat Hui

Tou Us Waqt 3 Mojizay Huway:

1) Pooray Arab Mein Us Roz Asmaan Se Zameen Tak

Logon Ne Noor Hi Noor Ki Raat Dekhi

Us Ki Roshni Bohat Tez Thi

2) Kaabay Mein Us Waqt 360 But Thay

Jo Sab Ondhay Moun Gir Paray

3) Iran Ka Aatish-Kada

Jo Hazaaron Saal Se Jal Raha Tha

Khud-Ba-Khud Bujh Gaya.

Barana ta zamang sarkuna wran kral

Barana ta zamang sarkuna wran kral,

Ham de jongarey ao koruna wran kral,

Zulmuna de kawal parwa de na wa,

Zaka de rogh rogh jumatuna wran kral,

Da oumer tanda de pa mang maata kra,

Zamang bacho la de schoolona wran kral,

Manga bey waso sa wayalay nashu,

Ta zamang kali tahsiluna wran kral,

Da waney butey de muaf na kralo,

Ta rala shna shna zangaluna wran kral,

‘Zaheer khan’ ba khpal kali ta sanga lar she,

Ta kho da PEKHAWAR mazbut puluna wran kral.

Assalam o alaikum wa rehmatullah eid milad jo

Assalam-o-Alaikum wa rehmatullah

Eid milad jo log manate hain wo mutawajja ho ke ye eid milad islam me jaiz nahi hai ye biddat he Allah or iske Rasool salla ho alaihe wassalam ne sirf do eidon ka hukam dia hai or Allah kisi bhi biddati ko nahi bakshe ga islie bhaio meri bat kabura mat man na kio Allah ne farmaya hai ke tm me se aik groh neki ka hukam de ga or burai se mana kare ga

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‘ALLAH’ aap ko is mah-e RABI-UL-AWAL ki fazilat se

Izzat

Dolat

Shohrat

Sehat

Rahat

Salamti

Hayati

aur

Kamyabi

ata farmae aur ‘ALLAH’ ki aap per khäs rehmat ho, Ã…meeñ.

Main ne us zaat pe likhne ki

Main ne us zaat pe likhne ki jisarat ki hai

Jis k Daman pe Farishtoon ne Ibadat ki hai

Kis ki jurrat mera AAQA k Barabar Aaye

Mere AAQA ne to Nabiyon ki Imaamat ki hai

Zakham kha kar b jo phoolon ki Ridaein bakhshe

Mere AAQA net u kanton se bhee Muhabbat ki hai

ALLAH ALLAH wo kia log tha jin logon ne

Chalte Phirte mere AAQA ki Ziyarat ki hai

Aasmanoon pe Zameenon pe Hukomat ki hai

Jisna mere AAQA ki Ata’at ki hai

Umeed abhi kuch baqi hy ek basti

Umeed Abhi kuch Baqi Hy,

Ek Basti Basney Waali Hy,

Jis Basti Mein Koi Zulm Na Ho,

Aur Jeena koi Jurm Na Ho,

Wahan Phool khushi k khiltey Hon,

Aur Mosam Saarey Miltey Hon,

Bas Rang Aur Noor Brastey Hon,

Aur Saarey Hanstey Bastey Hon,

Umeed Hy Aesi Basti ki,

Jahan Jhoot Ka Karobar Na Ho,

Dehshat Ka Koi Bazar Na Ho,

Jeena Bhi Dushwar Na Ho,

Marna Bhi Hzaar Na Ho,

Ye Basti Kaash Tumhari Ho,

Ye Basti Kaash Hmari Ho,

Wahan khoon Ki Holi Aam Na Ho,

Uss Aangan Mein Gham ki Shaam Na Ho,

Jahan Munsif Se Insaf Miley,

Dil Sab Ko Sab Ka Saaf Miley,

Ek Aas Hy Aesi Basti Ho,

Jahan Roti Zehir Se Sasti Ho.!!!!!!!!!

Brf ki maanind hay aur woh pighltaa

brf ki maanind hay aur woh pigHltaa bHi naheN

hay Khafaa hum se magar hum se uljHtaa bHi naheN

zindagi ko t’wl deN to hum kahaaN tk t’wl deN

dastaras mein apni aisaa koii lamh’a bHi naheiN

rooTHh kr woh jaae gaa to loT kr aa jaae gaa

loTne kaa us ke hum ko koii dHRkaa bHi naheN

hum manaaeN ge use aur woh manaae gaa humeN

lekin is baare meN us ne aisaa sochaa bHi naheN

chal rahaa hay jis t’raf woh baRH ke us ko rook lo

manzlwN kaa raasta Shaayad samajHtaa bHi naheN

hansne lagtaa hay zamaanh pRH ke th’rerN mri

yeh h’aqeeqat bHi naheN aur fasaanh bHi naheN

or uTHaaeN ge kahaaN tak zindagi ke bojH ko

chaahte heN hum falak marnaa kh marnaa bHi naheN

Daydream whenever i day dream and

Daydream

Whenever I day dream,

and day dream I do,

in my secret garden,

I day dream of you.

I day dream of you,

in a faraway land;

embracing me tight

and holding my hand.

Holding my hand,

and touching my face.

Just you and me,

in this peaceful place.

In this peaceful place

a pristine river flows.

Where the unicorns run,

a breeze always blows.

A breeze always blows

and sings of a song;

our love in a place

where you’re never gone.

Where you’re never gone

is as it would seem,

from dusk until dawn,

whenever I day dream.

And whenever I day dream,

and day dream I do,

in my secret garden,

I day dream of you.

– Cassie McNair –

Wo sunta to main kehtamujhe kuch aur

Wo sunta to main kehta,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha,

wo pal bhar ko jo ruk jata,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha.

kamai zindagi bhar ki,usi k naam to kar di,

mujhe kuch aur karna tha,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha.

kahan us ne suni meri,suni b un-suni kar di,

usay maloom tha itna,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha.

meray dil main jo dar aya,koi mujh main b dar aya,

waheen ik rabta toota,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha.

rawan tha piyar NUS NUS main,bohat qurbat thi apis main,

usay kuch aur sun-ana tha,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha.

ghalat fehmi ne baton ko barha dala younhi warna,

kaha kuch tha,wo kuch samjha,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha.