Short SMS Collection

Am i dead angel cause this must

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!…

I just wanted to show this rose

I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!…

Im sorry were you talking to me

I’m sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start…

How was heaven when you left it

How was Heaven when you left it? …

You are a 9999 well youd be

You are a 9.999. Well, you’d be a perfect 10 if you were with me. …

Youre beautiful until your photoshop 30 day

You’re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial expires……

Take an ice cube to the bar

Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I’ve broken the ice, lets talk" …

Theres this movie i wanted to see

There’s this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn’t go by myself. …

Some interesting oneliners if u cannot

Some Interesting Oneliners: *If u cannot change ur mind,r u sure u hav one 😉 *If u cant convince them,confuse them 🙂 *I couldnt

Damn girl you have more curves than

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track….

Is your name gillette coz youre the

Is your name Gillette? …coz you’re the best a man can get….

Remember me like pressed flower in ur

Remember me like pressed flower in ur Notebook.It may not b having any fragnance,but will remind u of my existance 4ever..in ur life. …

Wait until the end of evening when

Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you’ve never met and say,

Whats a nice girl like you doing

What’s a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?…

I dont know what you think of

I don’t know what you think of me, but I hope it’s X-rated. …

Girl you gotta be tired coz been

Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day…

You know i aint this tall im

You know, I ain’t this tall. I’m just sitting on my wallet. …

Youre like a dictionary you add

You’re like a dictionary – you add meaning to my life! …

When ur lonely and upset just turn

When ur lonely and upset, just turn to the mirror and say, "shit, im so cute." Then u’ll feel fine… But dont make it

Shall we talk or continue flirting from

Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?…

If i had a rose for every

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through a garden forever. …

Honey im new in this town

Honey, I’m new in this town – dya think I could have directions to your house….

What is more painful when a

What Is More Painful? When a person Whom u trusted Hurts u, Or The person Whom u hurted still trust u?? …

Was your father a thief cause someone

Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes….

Always remember youre unique just like

Always remember you’re unique – just like everyone else. …

I think feel like richard gere

I think I feel like Richard Gere – I’m standing next to you, the Pretty Woman. …

Excuse me i just noticed you noticing

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too. …

Its not my fault i fell in

It’s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me….

Hardest moment is not that when u

Hardest moment is not that when u lose something n tears come out of ur eyes,But its d one wen u lose something n

You know the power company is looking

You know the Power company is looking for you coz you’re so electrifying….

Friend search friend detector activatedcalibration complete now

FRIEND SEARCH: Friend detector activated…calibration complete, now searching…..still searching….still searching……sorry, no friends found. …

What time do you have to be

What time do you have to be back in heaven?…

Please help the homeless take me home

Please help the homeless. Take me home with you… …

You see my friend over there he

You see my friend over there? He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute….

Do you know karate cos damn it

Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin….

See a mistake as mistake not quotmyquot

See a mistake as a mistake, not as "my" or "her" mistake. "my" means guilt; "her" means anger. …

Do you mind if i stare at

Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?…

Help somethings wrong with my eyes

Help, somethings wrong with my eyes – I just can’t take them off you. …

Im a frog but if u kiss

I’m a frog but if u kiss me I’ll turn into a prince…

Hw do u kp a txtr in

Hw do U kp a txtr in suspense? I’ll tel U l8r. …

Hey baby you must be a light

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!…

Newsflash tell all your female friends that

***NEWSFLASH*** Tell ALL your female friends that i can get 100 tampons for ?1 … No Strings attached …but for a limited period ONLY!

Rocking quote its nice to listen

Rocking Quote:- it’s nice to listen to lies, when we know the truth..!!…

A man can succeed at almost anything

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited ENTHUSIASM . . ….

Out of my mind back in five

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. …

I think can die happy now coz

I think I can die happy now, coz I’ve just seen a piece of heaven. …

8206everything happens for a reason the

‎”Everything happens for a Reason, The hard part is finding the Reason”…

how can you tell when a

: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde? A: There is a stamp on it. …

Worlds most beautiful sentence gtbut i

World’s most beautiful sentence. =>…BUT, I LUV U. World’s most selfish/ painful sentence_ => I LUV U, BUT. . . …..

Do you believe in helping the homeless

Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you. …

If i could be anything id love

If I could be anything, I’d love to be your bathwater. …

Youre eyes are bluer than the atlantic

You’re eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I’m all lost at sea….

Things we do not expect happen more

Things we do not expect, happen more frequently than the things we wish to happen….

I once had one2one with a virgin

I once had One2One with a Virgin, she teased me till i had an Erikson, sucked me til my face went Orange, til I

Bodybuilding is much like any other sport

Bodybuilding is much like any other sport. To be successful, you must dedicate yourself 100% to your training, diet and mental approach. Arnold Schwarzenegger…

You are so beautiful that i would

You are so beautiful that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees through broken glass just to jerk off in your

Amazing truth girls needs

AmazinG Truth 😉 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Girls needs a

Do you have a map cos honey

Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes….

Honey you give new meaning to the

Honey, you give new meaning to the defintion of ‘edible’. …

Im sick my medicine is to talk

I’m sick. My medicine is to talk to you. …

I heard you took an iq test

I heard you took an IQ test and they said you’re results were negative…

The most awkward moment when u realize

The most awkward moment when u realize that person you are making fun of is right behind you.. :/ :P…

Gorgeous intelligent kind sweet charming witty hilarious

Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly…well enough about ME! How are you? …

If you were a laser youd be

If you were a laser, you’d be set on "stunning"….

Can i flirt with you

Can I flirt with you?…

Hi i just wanted to give you

Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no. …

Can you say constantinople backwards me neither

Can you say constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask….

Dear cell phone please invent a

Dear Cell phone, Please invent a ” Take back my text” Option =P…

Morning time a cup of hot hello

MORNING TIME: A cup of hot hello, a plate of crispy wishes, a spoon of sweet smiles and a slice of great success specially

How do u occupy an idiot press

How do u occupy an idiot? Press down – Press up…Press Down…! …

Smtimes we mst gt hurt in order2grow

Smtimes we mst gt hurt in order2Grow, we mst fail in order 2 Know, we must lose in order 2 Gain. Bcoz some Lessons

Was you father an alien cos honey

Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there’s nothing else like you!…

Having right vision in any endeavour always

Having Right Vision In Any Endeavour Always Leads To A Glorious Conclusion ……

Do you have a bandaid cos i

Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you…

Is your name summer cause you are

Is your name Summer? ‘Cause you are as hot as hell….

The trouble with being punctual is that

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it….

If u r sad than sit on

If u r sad, than sit on the rocks, open ur shoes and smel ur socks …

You know i aint this tall im

You know, I ain’t this tall. I’m just sitting on my wallet. …

Hard work has a future payoff laziness

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW! …

Hello cupid called he says to tell

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back….

Would you touch me so i can

Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?…

Were you arrested earlier its gotta be

Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good…

The only thing your eyes havent told

The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name….

Im wearing revlon colourstay lipstick wanna help

I’m wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick. Wanna help me test the claim it won’t kiss off?…

Is there an airport nearby or is

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?…

Excuse me but i do think its

Excuse me, but I DO think it’s time we met….

If i could rearrange the alphabet id

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together….

I miss my teddy bear would you

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? …

Is it that cold out or are

Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac’s. …

You know i aint this tall im

You know, I ain’t this tall. I’m just sitting on my wallet. …

Always remember youre unique just like

Always remember you’re unique – just like everyone else. …

Youve made me so nervous that ive

You’ve made me so nervous that I’ve totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line. …