how can you tell when a

: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde? A: There is a stamp on it. …

Bodybuilding is much like any other sport

Bodybuilding is much like any other sport. To be successful, you must dedicate yourself 100% to your training, diet and mental approach.

Arnold Schwarzenegger…

Amazing truth girls needs

AmazinG Truth 😉

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Girls needs a boy with future..

Boy needs a girl with no past..!! 😉 x)…

Morning time a cup of hot hello

MORNING TIME: A cup of hot hello, a plate of crispy wishes, a spoon of sweet smiles and a slice of great success specially 4 u. Good morning ‘_’ Good day

Smtimes we mst gt hurt in order2grow

Smtimes we mst gt hurt in order2Grow,

we mst fail in order 2 Know,

we must lose in order 2 Gain.

Bcoz

some Lessons r Best Learned thru Pain…..

I once had one2one with a virgin

I once had One2One with a Virgin, she teased me till i had an Erikson, sucked me til my face went Orange, til I busted my Siemen all over her Nokias!…

What is more painful when a

What

Is

More

Painful?

When a person

Whom u trusted

Hurts u,

Or

The

person

Whom u

hurted

still trust u??

Some interesting oneliners if u cannot

Some Interesting Oneliners:

*If u cannot change ur mind,r u sure u hav one

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*If u cant convince them,confuse them

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*I couldnt repair ur brakes,so i made ur horn louder

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*The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it

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*In a country ov free speech,why r there phone bills?

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*Smile,it makes people wonder what u r thinkin

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*The light at the end ov the tunnel may be an incomin train

:)…

Wait until the end of evening when

Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you’ve never met and say, "Come on, we’re leaving."…

When ur lonely and upset just turn

When ur lonely and upset, just turn to the mirror and say, "shit, im so cute." Then u’ll feel fine… But dont make it a habit, cause liars go to hell!…

If i had a rose for every

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through a garden forever.