Teacher:- duniya mein postmen to bohat hain post women kiyun nahi hoti..??
Student:- is liye ke wo ek hi delivery mein 9 mahine laga deti hain…
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- Salam dostoaap sab ko aik bohat zarori
Salam dosto, Aap sab ko aik bohat zarori baat batani hai… . Ta ke pichlay......
- Drpatient se tum bohat kamzor ho doodh
Dr.Patient se: Tum Bohat kamzor ho Doodh Daba k Piyo. After Month! DR: Tum Abi......
- Tum bohat naam kamaoo or asmano ko
tum bohat naam kamaoo or asmano ko par ponch jaoo...
- Bohat hoon udaas woh jo pas nahi
Bohat hoon udaas woh jo pas nahi Us k wapis aany ki koi aas nahi......
- Ek tusi sharmandey bohat ho ek itrandey
Ek Tusi sharmandey bohat ho ,Ek Tusi itrandey bohat ho,Dil kar da hai tuhano dinner......
- Hum ne ki dosti aapse bohat sochne
Hum ne ki dosti aapse Bohat sochne k bad, Kuch b na dekha aapko dekhne......
- Bohat hoon udaas woh jo pas nahi
Bohat Hoon Udaas Woh Jo Pas Nahi Us Ke Wapis Aany Ki Koi Aas Nahi......
- Pathan yar kal abba ne bohat mara
Pathan: Yar Kal Abba Ne Bohat Mara. 2nd Pathan: Kyon? 1st Pathan: Kuch Nahi, Main......
- Ek bohat khubsurat jumla allah ko
‘Ek BohAt KhubsurAt JuMLA’ ‘ALLAH Ko Paa Kar Kabhi Kisi Ne Kuch Nahi Khoya’ Or......
- Ek pathan bohat dair se ek hasin
Ek pathan bohat dair se ek hasin larki ko ghoor raha tha LARKI: kya dekh......
- Bohat dushwar hota hai kisi ko yun
Bohat Dushwar Hota Hai Kisi Ko Yun Bhula Dena K Jab Woh Shakhs Shamil Ho......
- Aap ki ek baat mujhey bohat pasand
Aap ki Ek Baat Mujhey Bohat Pasand Hai Wo Ye k Aap jab B Mera......
- In badalon ka mere yaar se bohat
In Badalon Ka Mere Yaar Se Bohat Milta Julta Mizaaj Hai, Kabhi Toot Kar Baras......
- Ye dil mera jo bohat beqaraar rehta
Ye dil mera jo bohat beqaraar rehta hai na jaane kiska isay intezaar rehta hai......
- Bohat hara hua wajood lagta hai ab
Bohat Hara Hua Wajood Lagta Hai Ab Apna… !!..”Nouman”..!! Har Kisi Ne Loota Hai, Mohabbat......
- Line marnay k bohat say tarekay hay
Line marnay k bohat say tarekay hay jis may say 3 mandarja zail hay. .......
- Ab ya decmber bohat tang krta hy
Ab ya Decmber Bohat tanG krta hy …..SAmeer….. EK bar jo to ny boal tha......
- Bohat keya intazar lakin who na aa
Bohat keya intazar lakin who na aa saki Pher mujy us ki ek bat yad......
- Koi phol do koi khawab main bohat
Koi phol do, koi khawab do, main bohat dinon say udaas hun Meri zeest ko......
- Koi phol do koi khawab main bohat
Koi phol do, koi khawab do, main bohat dinon say udaas hun Meri zeest ko......
- Bohat kuch saha hy me ne tere
bohat kuch saha hy me ne tere liye. . boat kuch chora hy me ne......
- Pathan yar kal abba ne bohat mara
Pathan: Yar Kal Abba Ne Bohat Mara. 2nd Pathan: Kyon? 1st Pathan: Kuch Nahi, Main......
- Koi ilzam tanz ruswai din bohat
Koi ilzam, Koi tanz, Koi ruswai.. Din Bohat ho gye yaaron ne inayt nhi ki.....
- Bohat ajeeb hay yeh qurbaton ki doori
‘Bohat Ajeeb Hay Yeh Qurbaton Ki Doori Bhi, . . Woh Meray Saath Raha Aur......
- Bohat dard chupa hai raat ke her
bohat dard chupa hai raat ke her pehlu mien WASI acha ho ke muje kuch......
- Pathan hum bachpan may bohat taqatwar tha
Pathan: Hum Bachpan may bohat taqatwar tha .. Dosra Wo ksy? Pthan: Hamara Maa kehta......
- Umer saari to bohat door ki bat
‘Umer saari to bohat door ki bat thi wasi Ek lamhy ke liye kaash wo......
- Nakaam mohabat pe pashaymani bohat hai
Nakaam mohabat pe pashaymani bohat hai, Ab tk zinda hon ye heraani bohat hai, Mera......
- Wife ap bohat motay hogaye hy
Wife: ap bohat motay hogaye hy Pathan: Tum b tu kitni moti hogai ho Wife:......
- Na jane kyun aaj bohat udaas hai
Na Jane Kyun Aaj Bohat Udaas Hai Hamara DIL”__Nayaß__’ ~Lagta Hai Hamein Bhool Jaane Ka......
- Wo ikk baat bohat talkh kahi thi
wo ikk baat bohat talkh kahi thi us ne baat to yaad nahi yaad he......
- 1pathan jab b kapre dhota tab bohat
1.pathan Jab B Kapre Dhota Tab Bohat Zor ki Barish Shuru ho Jati.1.Din Bohat Dhop......
- bohat purani dushmani ha naseeb ki
? Bohat Purani Dushmani ha “Naseeb†ki meri Zaat se, ??? Main jis ko jitna......
- Future tense teacher i killed a person
Future Tense Teacher: I killed a person convert this sentence into future tense. Pathan: The......
- Teacher translate this punjabi sentence into english
Teacher: Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English Ethay Tey Anni pai Hoi Aye. . .......
- Teacher pathan studnt se batao pakistan ka
Teacher Pathan Studnt se: batao pakistan ka jhanda sab se pahlay kahan lagaya gaya, Pathan:......
- Teacher mehnat karo ga tou kuch bano
Teacher Mehnat Karo Ga Tou Kuch Bano Ga… Pathan Student Teacher Hamra Gadha Tou Itni......