Teacher:
Bare hokr kiya bano gye?
Pathan:
Mera bap kehta hy jtna marzi parh, wo nahi ban sakta jo chahta hy.
Teacher:
Kiya banna chahty ho?
Pathan
‘LADY DOCTOR’
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- Ek pathan sharab pi raha tha or
Ek Pathan Sharab Pi Raha Tha Or Ro Raha Tha, 1 Admi Ne Poocha Kia......
- wife i am pregnant pathan
*. .WIFE: I am pregnant. Pathan: Per kasay? Me to 3 sal JAIL main tha!......
- Pathan ki bv ka rang kala tha
Pathan ki Bv ka rang kala tha Bv ne Orange rang ki Sarhi pehni or......
- Pathan ki taang me gehra cut lag
Pathan ki taang me gehra cut lag gaya Nurse :Is me 10 tankey lagenge .......
- Ye keh kr pathan ne truck larkioon
Ye keh kr Pathan Ne truck Larkioon pe charha Dia FARAZ, Bachna ae Hasinoo Lo......
- Pathan ka interview tha sawal aya
Pathan Ka Interview Tha… Sawal Aya: English Me Translate Karo… ‘Main Nokari K Liye Bohat......
- Pathan ki bivi bazaar may gum ho
Pathan ki bivi bazaar may gum ho gai. Wo preshan ho gaya.1 aurat jo k......
- 1 pathan ne job k liye apply
1 pathan ne job k liye apply kiya. Jawab aya to khushi mein 1 Grand......
- 1 pathan car me battery lagwane
1 pathan, car me Battery lagwane gaya. Mechanic ne pocha: EXIDE ki laga don? Pathan:......
- Friend to pathan yaar sir ka msg
Friend to pathan: Yaar Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai K Aaj Extra Class Hogi, Kya......
- 1 pathan pco gaya or jatey hi
1 PATHAN P.C.O Gaya or jatey hi shopkeeper ko 3 thappar maray! . . .......
- Pathan ne 30 rupe ki lotry li
Pathan Ne 30 Rupe Ki Lotry Li.. 1 Crore Ka Inaam Nikla… Tax Kat Kar......
- Pathan tum hum ko 2 lakh rupiye
Pathan: Tum hum ko 2 Lakh rupiye do hum tum ko 2 mahine ke baad......
- Ek pathan ko puri rat macharon ne
Ek pathan ko puri rat macharon ne boht tang kia…! ++Uska dimagh ghooma++ Pathan ne......
- Police pathan se hum se panga
POLICE Pathan Se:- Hum Se Panga Na Lo Hum DSP Hai. PATHAN:- O’ Jao Jao......
- Pathan train ka driver ban gya
Pathan Train Ka Driver Ban Gya Pehli He Bar Train 8 Ghanty Late Ho Gayi......
- Ek sheedi se pathan ne poucha k
ek sheedi se pathan ne poucha k tum kon ho. sheedi:main titanic ka hero hoon.......
- 1 pathan ki shadi nhi horhi thi
1 pathan ki shadi nhi horhi thi. Wo apni amma k sath mannat mangne gya.......
- 2 pathan bank lotne gay gun
2 PATHAN bank lotne gay GUN gar bhol gay Phir b bank lot liya KAISE......
- 1 pathn 2nd pathan se puchta he
1 pathn 2nd pathan se puchta he k: Yara kya tm ne generator me petrol......
- 1 makrani ne pathan ko khaney per
1 Makrani ne 1 pathan ko khaney per bulayakhana khaty waqt pathan ka Makrani se......
- Panjabi aur pathan ka interview tha se
Panjabi aur pathan ka interview tha. Panjabi se. Q. Taleem? Ans.b a q. Pakistan kab......
- Pathan ne purani motercycle ko 5 5k
Pathan ne purani motercycle ko 5, 5,k noton se sajaya hua tha . . Dost:......