Ghantu: Ek Kala Bulb Dena
Shopkeeper: Bhai Sahab Kala Bulb Nahi Hota,
Aur Kale Bulb Ka Kya Karoge?
Ghantu: Yaar Dopaher Mein Jyada Roshni Mein Neend Nahi Aati…
Kala Bulb – Funny SMS Shayari
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