Aapki Hari Hari Aankhon Main Doob Jane Ko Dil Karta Hai
Aapki Hari Hari Aankhon Main Doob Jane Ko Dil Karta Hai
By The Way Kitni Gahri Hongi Aapki Aankhen
Jayada Gahrai Se Mujhe Bahut Dar Lagta Hai.

Kabhii Kabhii Mere Dil Mein Khayaal Aataa Hain
Kabhii Kabhii Nahii Roz Aataa Hain
Ke Ye Friendships Day
Sunday Ko Hi Kyu Manayaa Jata Hain

Apne Deewane Par
Itna Kyon Zulm Karte Ho
Khawabon Mein Bhi
Apne Baap Ko Saat Laati Ho

Mashooka: Lagta Hai Meri Aankh Mein
Kuch Gir Gaya Dekho To
Mashook: Darling, Ek Tinka Dikh To Raha Hai
Kyon Na Usey Wahin Rahne Diya Jaye
Main Doobonga To Sahara Dega

Hum Aise Aashiq Hai Jo Gulaab Ko Kamal Bana Denge
Uski Har Ada Par Gazal Bana Denge
Agar Woh Aajaaye Zindagi Mein Meri To,
Reliance Ki Kasam Mumbai Mein Bhi Taj Mahal Bana Denge.

Dhmkaa Ke Choom Loungaa Mai Bade Shaan Se
Chanda Wasool Hota Hai Shahab Dabaav Se

Ajeeb Dastan Hai
Ye Kaha Suru Kaha Khatam
Ye Ladki Chiz Kya Hai Jee
Na Tum Samajh Sake Na Hum

Nahin Ab Hum Apke Raste Mein Kabhi Nahin Ayenge,
Hame Pata Hai Aap Hame Kaat Khayenge,
Hum Ton Rehte Hain Chote Se Shehar Mein,
Hum 14 Teeke Kahan Se Lagvayenge.

Mein Tere Pyar Mein Paagal Hua Chhaliye
Mein Tere Pyar Mein Paagal Hua Chhaliye,
Iodex Maliye Kaam Pe Chaliye

Wo Ladai Hi Kya Jis Mein Do Chaar Gaaliyan Na Ho
Aur Woh Sasuraal Hi Kya Jahan Koi Saaliyan Na Ho

Agar Isi Se Sawarti Ho Kisi Ke Zindagi
To Hum Haazir Hain Abhi Marne Ke Liye
Agar Isi Se Khilta Ho Aap Ka Mobile
To Banda Haazir Hai Sms Karne Ke Liye

Pyar Huwa Ikrar Huwa Pyar Se Abb Kyo Darta Hai Dil
Darta Hai Dil Awhe Bharta Hai Dil Kyoke Janta Hai Yeh Apne Pyar Ki Manzil
Shadi Ke Badd Hona Hai Kya Kaun Sajayega Badd Mein Mehfil
Pyar Nahi Sirf Kaam Hoga Aur Badd Mein Katne Padenge Bill

Unka Deedar Hamein Kya Rog Laga Gaya,
Dil Ke Kone Me Mohabbat Ka Keeda Jaga Gaya,
Aalam-E-Aashiqui Me Logon Khoob Ainthey Paise,
Paanwala Bhi Cigarette Dekar Choona Laga Gaya

Aa Kar Ke Meri Kabar Pe Tune Jo Muskura Diya
Bijli Falak Se Gir Padi Sara Kafan Jala Diya
Chain Se So Rahi Thi Main Ode Kafan Majaar Mein
Yahan Bhi Satane Aagaye Kisne Pata Bata Diya

Aapke Haath Mein Mobile Hai
Chehre Pe Khoob Smile Hai
Sms Ki Achi Khasi File Hai
Phir Bhi Sms Nahi Karate
Yaar, Ye Kaun-Sa Stupid Styie Hai?

Teri Jhulphe Ghana Andhera
Ho Ja Takla Kar De Savera

Chand Par Kaali Ghata Chaati To Hogi
Taron Mein Chamak Aati To Hogi
Tum Lakh Chupao Duniya Se
Magar Akeley Mein
Tumhe Apni Shakal Pe Hansi Aati To Hogi

Raton Ko Tere Khwaab Chale Aaten Hai
Dinn Mai Neend Hii Neend Chalii Aatii Hai
Salaa Ab Mai Kaam Karu Tau Kab Karun
Sare Waqt Ubaasii Hii Chalii Aatii Hain

Movies Are Related To College:
Exam:socha Na Tha.
Classes:kabhi Khabhi.
Question Paper:raaz.
Copying:majbur.
Marks:asambhav.
Final Exam:murder.
Pass:ajooba

Dost Badal Gaya Hai Zamana ,
Ek Din Nahin Nahaya To Kya Chhupana,
Ab To Hai Naya Readymade Bahana ;
Do Bucket Paani Rozana Hai Bachana

Chota Hu To Kya Hua
Aansoon Hu To Ek
Sagar Jaisa Swad Hai
Chakh Kar To Dekh

Paata Nahi Phir Kab Tumhaara Deedar Hoga
Ghar Mein Tumhaara Pati Phir Bimaar Hoga
Har Mode Pe Aankhe Tumhi Ko Dhundhati Hai
Aajkal Tumhare Pati Ki Bimaari Ke Khawab Boonti Hai

Kya Janu Yeh Ishq Kya Chiz Hai
Kambakht Bada Batmiz Hai

Ek Aadmi Apni Khoobsurat Biwi Ke Saath
Car Me Baitha, Driver Ne Shisha Set Kiya,
Aadmi Gusse Mein Bola–meri Biwi Ko Dekhta Hai
Piche Baith, Car Main Chalauga.-

Police : Tumhe Kal Subah
5 Baje Phasi Di Jayegi.
Sardar : Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police : Kion Has Rahe Ho?
Sardar : Main To Uthta Hi
Subha 9 Baje Hon.!
Hehehe

Yuh Toh Hum Hai Bramachaari,
Lekin Jahan Dekhi Naari Waahan Aankh Maari,
Path Gayi Toh Hamari……
Varna Phir Se Bramachari!!!!!!

Hamse Ha Zamana Zamane Se Ham Nahi
Hamse Ha Zamana Zamane Se Ham Nahi
Hame Aazmaane Ki Koshisch Mat Karna
Ham Bi Koi Tumse Kam Nahi

Shayri Aati Nahi Shayri Karne Chale
Haath Mein Kalam Nahi Writer Banne Chale
Bina Wazah Ke Namaz Padhne Chale
Sir Pe Baal Nahi Hero Banne Chale

Hum Raat Ki Tanhayee Mein Aavaaz Diya Karte Hain
Aur Sitaroan Se Aapka Jikr Kiya Karte Hain
Na Aayo Khwaboan Mein Humare
Hum Bhoot Se Dara Karte Hain

Agra Ka Tajmahal…Delhi Ka Qutubminaar Dekha Hai
Kuch Is Tarah Se Hasinao Ka Pyaar Dekha Hai
Unhe Khilane Pilaane Me Hui Yeh Haalat
Kasam Khuda Ki Cinema Bhi Udhaar Dekha Hai

Dur Se Dekha To Gabbar Ka Hadda Dikh Raha Tha
Dur Se Dekha To Gabbar Ka Hadda Dikh Raha Tha
Pas Aake Dekha To Gabbar Ka Chadda Dikh Raha Tha

Wo Aaye Humari Mazaar Pe
Diya Bhuja Ke Chaldiye
Baaki Bacha Tel
Sar Pe Laga Ke Chal Diye

Adaaa Karega Yeh Dil Jo Lagaan Hai Baaki
Fanaa To Fsal Hui Hai Kisaan Hai Baaki

Aaj Hum Tum Baithe Hai
Kisi Dhabe To Peen Baithe Hai Lassi
But Just Kintu Parantu Aasi Ooooo
Lassi Vich Padi Hui Aaj Makkhi Miss Kitti

Tujhe Dehka To Ek Khayal Aya
Tujhe Dehka To Ek Khayal Aya
Tere Saheli Ko Dehka To Dusra Khayal Aya

Zindagi Jeena Aasan Nahi Hai Peeter,
Zindagi Jeena Aasan Nahi Hai Peeter,
Herohonda Ek Liter Aassee(80)kilometer.

Zindagi Kehti Hai Pyar Kar
Pyar Kehta Hai Bewafai Hai Is Main,
Bewafa Kehti Hai Zamana Kharab Hai.
Zamana Kehta Hai Yeh To Bahana Hai

Khujli Wala Bandar Ghoom Raha Tha,
Ghoomta Hua Sab Ko Dara Raha Tha.
Aaya Tha Wo Mujhe Bhi Darane,
Par Dost Maine Thuje Pehchan Liya Tha…………

Aoolu Kya Gobi Bhi Khaya Karo,
Aoolu Kya Gobi Bhi Khaya Karo,
Us Gali Mein Rehna Wali,
Hamari Gali Bhi Aya Karo-Â….

Main Sms Isliye Nahi Karta Ke Muze Aadat Hai Iski
Meri Koi Icchha Nahi Tere Inbox Ko Stress Karne Ki
Baat Ye Hai Ke Mere Mobile Ko Tere Mobile Se Ishq Hai,
Aur Ye Iski Koshish Hai Use Impress Karne Ki

Kachre Ke Dibbe Mein Tujh Ko Bitha Ke
Jhaadoo Aur Ponchhe Se Tujh Ko Sajaa Ke
Rakhoonga Main Naalee Ke Paas
Mat Ho Meri Jaan Udaas

Aaj To Hum Hai,
Kal Ho Na Ho
Parso Shayad Ho,
Phir Uske Baad Na Ho…

Shaq Un Ko Thaa Ki Raat Men Bosaa Na Le Koi
Gaalon Pe Rakh Ke Soyee Rahee Kalaaai Tamaam Raat

Cycel Se Takraye Or Humari‚  Ahkhey Char Hu Gayee
Bech Mein Aayee Ladki Ki Maa
To Meri Shirt Taar Taar Ho Gayi
Ladki Ka Baap Bola Chal Bahg Fun2shh
Nahi To Dhuti Phad Ker Rumal Ker Dunga

Samandar Bhar Ka Syllabus,
Nadiya Bhar Padh Paate Hai,
Balti Bhar Yaad Rehta Hai,
Mug Bhar Likh Paate Hai,
Chullu Bhar Marks Milte Hai,
Chalo Dub Kar Mar Jaate Hai!

Duniyaa Se Jo Dare Usse Kayar Kehte Hain
Duniya Jisse Dare Usse Shayar Kehte Hain
Biwi Se Jo Dare Usse Shohar Kehte Hain

Dil Hai To Ishq Hai
Ishq Hai To Mohabbat Hai
Mohabbat Hai To Dard Hai
Dard Hai To Zandu Baam Hai

Tum Se Ye Soch Ke Maine Dil Lagaya Thaa
Hume Bhi Koi Chahane Wala Mil Jayegaa
Lekin Mujhe Kaha Intna Andaaza Thaa
Tumahra Vivaah Kisi Aur Ke Saath Ho Jayegaa

Kaash Ki Mera Khoon Blue Colour Ka Hota
Kuch Nahi To Mein Exam Mein Paas To Hota

Dil Mein Jo Dard De Use Dildar Khete Hai
Aur Aur Sar Mein Jo Dard De Use Sardar Khete Hai

Pyar Ki Sidi Pe Chad To Gaye Hain
Magar Ye Nahi Dekha Ki Niche Gehri Khai Hai
Tumko Offer De To Diya Hai
Par Yeh Nahi Socha Ki Tumahre Piche Khada Tumahra Bhai Hai

Is Diwangi Pe Samajdari Ke Parde
Is Diwangi Pe Samajdari Ke Parde
Hum To Tuje Hi Puch Rahe The
Tujse Milne Ke Raste

Lab Khamosh Hote Hain Jab Tum Saamne Aati Ho
Dil Dhadakta Hai Jab Nigaahein Milaati Ho
Saans Ruk Jaati Hai Jab Muskuraate Ho
Bhoot Ho Kya Jo Tum Itna Daraate Ho

Aap Ki Shayari Mein Woh Dum Nahi
Lekin Aap Kisi Se Kam Bhi Nahi
Jawab Nahi Hain Aap Ka
Lagta Hain Bahot Jamega Mera Aur Apka

Aap Kya Jaano Hum Kitna Yaad Karte Hain
Maano Ya Na Maano Har Pal Fariyaad Karte Hain
Roz Khat Likhte Hain Cartoon Network Ko
Aur Aapko Play Karne Ki Maang Karte Hain

Shama Parwaane Se Kuch Keh Rahi Hai
Shama Parwaane Se Kuch Keh Rahi Hai
Darling Zara Hanki Deena
Meri Noosi Beh Rahi Hi

Roses R Red,Sky Is Blue,
Monkeys Like U,Should Be Kept In Zoo.
Don-‘t Feel Angry.U Will Find Me There Too,
Not In Cage, But Laughing At U.

Jab Se Pyar Mera Miss Manage Ho Gaya
Jindagi Ka Sara System Damage Ho Gaya
Pahle Jo Pyar Ka Paigam Hua Karta Tha
Mera Wahi Sms Ab Sirf Massage Rah Gaya

O Meri Jaane Tamanna Kahan Kho Gayi Ho
Hum To Jaag Rahe Hain Tum So Gayi Ho
Sapnon Mein‚  Tum Bas Hamen Hi Yaad Rakhna
Naam Mera Deepak Hai Pls Rakesh Mat Kehna

Bolaa Dukaandaar Ke Kyaa Chahiye Tumhain
Jo Bhi Kaho Ge Meri Dukaan Per Wo Pao Gey
Maine Kaha Ke Kutte Ke Khaane Kaa Cake Hai?
Bolaa Yahin Pe Khaao Gey Yaa Leke Jaaoge?

Kitaabon Mein Likha Hai Aur Ye Itihaas Kahta Hain
Agar Jannat Hai Duniya Mein To Wo Hai Raajdhaani Mein
Badi Hasrat Thi Bachpan Se, Kutub Meenaar Dekhoonga
Tabelaa Bhains Ka Dekha Jo Aaya Raajdhaani Mein

Darakht Ki Tehni Per
Chappal Ulti Latak Rahi Thi
Bhaijan Ko Dekh Ker
Bhabhi Matak Rahi Thi

Romance Mathematics
Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy

Tum Ne Dekha Mujhe, Meine Dekha Tujhe,
Tum Ne Dekha Mujhe, Meine Dekha Tujhe,
Humko Hua Kuch Kuch Dil Mein Aur,
Tumne Samja Yeh Story Hai Picture Kuch Kuch Hota Hai Ki.

By Harshil Shah

Thoda Ruk Jayegi
To Tera Kya Jayega
Nain Bhar Ke Dekh Lenge
Chain Aa Jayga Are
Jharo Wali

Aapne Mere Maan Se Khaila
Aapne Mere Tan Se Khaila
Aapne Mere Dan Se Khaila
Well Played Well Played

Zara Si Mobile Main De Jaga Tu Zara Sa Inbox Le Saja
Zara Sent Items Main Ja Tu Zara Sa Balance Le Ghata
Main Bheju Sms Tjhko Meri Jaan Be Panah

Santa: Mein Tere 64 De 64 Dand Todd Dene Hai.
Ik Hor Aadmi Ne Keha Santa 64 Nahi 32 Dand Hunde Ne.
Santa: Meinu Patta Se Tu Vi Bolega Is Layi Tere Vi Gin Laye Ne

Makhiya‚  Kyu Na Nache
Kabre Pe Sunday Ke
Mashooq Thi Uske
Beti Kise Halwayi Ke

Taj Mahal Kuch Ke Liye Ajooba
Kuch Ke Liye Pyar Ka Ehsaas Hai
Par Hamare Tumhare Liye Bakwas Hai
Kyunki Roz Badalti Hamari Mumtaz Hai

Chandni Raat Mein,
Hathon Mein Hath,
Peeche Se Padi,
Gadhi Ki Laat.

Tusi Nahi Great Ho Lehsun Ki Plate Ho
Koyley Ka Rate Rate Ho
Lagta Hai Sookhei Seth Ho
Mujh Se Mil Lo Kabhi Phir Kahogey
Merey Yaar Main Nahin Tusi Barhey Great Ho

Janat Ki Seatain To Purr Hoo Chuki
Tun Jaldi Say Jahunum Main Warr Imam Deana

Bhule Hai Rafta- Rafta Unhe Badi Muddaton Ke Baad
Bhule Hai Rafta-Rafta Unhe Badi Muddaton Ke Baad
Ke Kishton Main Khudkhushi Ka Mazaa Koi Humse Poche

Khwabo Main Ayenge Sms Ki Tarah.
Dil Main Bas Jayenge Ring Tone Ki Tarah,
Ye Yari Kabhi Kam Na Hogi Balance Ki Tarah,
Sirf Tum Busy Na Hona Network Ki Tarah.

Aangan Mein Phul Chahiye
To Ugaa Leejiye
Pyaar Agar Paana Hai
Toh Daulat Kamaa Leejiye

Atte Pe Atta Atte Pe Bhut
Ratt To Niklege Pehenke Suit

Door Se Dekha To Airport Pe Plane Nazar Aa Raha Tha…
Door Se Dekha To Airport Pe Plane Nazar Aa Raha Tha….
Jab Tak Pas Gaye ,tab Tak Ud Gaya …

Zamana Badey Shouk Sey Sun Raha Tha
Hum Hee So Gaye Daastaan Kahtey Kahtey

Meri Bottle Chupa Do Kafan Mein
Marne Ke Baad Bhi Piya Karoonga
Jab Mangega Hisaab Khuda To Paig Banake
Usko Bhi Diya Karoonga