Un Ki Gali Say Guzray,Aj Jab Ittefaq Tha
Unho Nay Phool Phanka,Gamla Bhi Saath Tha

Kya Baat Hai Teri Ankhon Mein,
Kis Number Ka Chashma Lagate Ho,
Baloon Se Khushboo Atti Hai,
Tum Kon Sa Shampoo Lagate Ho.

Hum Akele Nahi Khuda Humare Saath Hai
Agar Gir Gaye O Sambhal Jayenge
Marne Ke Bad Agar Tumne Mujhe Yaad Na Kiya
To Kabar Phad Kar Nikal Aayenge

Bahut Dur Rehkar Bhi Nazro Ke Pas Rehte Ho
Nazron Se Dur Rehkar Bhi Khas Lagte Ho
Dusro Ki Likhi Hui Shayri Post Karte Ho
Phir Bhi Mujhe Tum Smart Lagte Ho

Ladka Bola : Kash Ein Hasinao Ke Baap Mar Jate,
Bahana Gum Ka Hota, Hum Inke Ghar To Jaate.
Ladki Boli: Bewkuf, Yeh Sochana Bhi Paap Hoga,
Kisi Din Tu Bhi Kisi Hasina Ka Baap Hoga. Irshaad! Irshaad!

Dil Se Ek Ishq Ki Ek Application Kar Raha Hoon.
Pyaar Se -Ë—Debug-‘ Karna Mein Wait Kar Raha Hoon.
Tumhaare Intezaar Mein Neend Aayee So Gaya.
Yeh Dekho Mera Connection -‘Time Out-‘ Ho Gaya.

Kyaa Se Kyaa Hogayaaaa… Bewafaa Tere Pyaarme..
Nahaaya Saal Hogayaaaa… Paani Na Aaya Nalme..

Duniya Waalon Ab Rakho Apne Dil Ko Thamke,
Hum Bhi Ho Gaye Mariz ,…. Sardi Zukhaam Ke..

From Mon To Sun, From Jan To Dec
From Birth Till My Death
My Feelings 4 U Have Never Changed
For Me, You’ve Always Been
……….A Headache

Aahat Si Koi Aye To Lagta Hai Ki Tum Ho.
Hawa Koi Lehrayi To Lagta Hai Ki Tum Ho.
Ab Tum Hi Batao,
Kya Tum Kisi Bhoot Se Kam Ho ?

Door Door Jab Gav Me Bacha Rota Hai Tab Uski Maa Kehti Hai.
Beta ,Uuu…Uuu…Uuu…Uuuu..
Mat Kar ,Warna Bada Hokar .
Himesh Reshamiya Banega.

Ae Mere Unborn Beti Ae Mere Would-Be Pisar
Kaun Kahtaa Hai Ke Tujhko Haq-E-Paidaaish Nahi
Sirf Itni Arz Hai, Kuchh Der Muhlat De Mujhe
Is Maheene Ke Budget Mein Koi Gunjaaish Nahi
[Pisar = Son, Boy
Haq-E-Paidaaish = Paidaa Hone Ka Haq, The Right To Be Born]

Pyaar Se Badi Koi Nahi Hai
Is Duniya Mein Daulat
Aaj Mein Thoda Late Hua
Is Scooter Ki Badaulat

Bhooka Rahne Par Bhi*Ghaas Na Khaana Sher Ka Insaaf Hain……..
In Pottiyo Ko Line Maarna Meri Shaan Ke Khilaaf Hain…

Humari Life Us Waqt Complete Hoti Hai
Jab Aap Hon Or Main Hoon Or Humaare
Chhothe Chhothe Pyare Pyare Sweet Sweet
Nanay Munay Aur Sharaarty Sms Hon.

Unki Gali Se Jab Mera Janaaza Niklaa
Woh Na Nikle Jinke Liye Janazza Niklaa
Jab Uska Ghar Aaya Mera Dost Sitiyaan
Bajaane Laga Rakh Ke Mera Janaaza
Saala Use Pataane Laga

Maths Teacher: Tell Me Rohan, If U Have 4 Mangoes And
I Ask U To Give Me 3, What Will Be Left?
Rohan: Four.
Teacher: How?
Rohan: Well, Im Not A Fool To Give U The Mangoes!

Saara Din Yaadon Me Guzar Jaata Hai,
Phir Bhi Raat Ko Aapka Hi Khawaab Aata Hai,
Kuch Yaadein Is Kadar Ban Jaati Hain Ki,
Aaine Me Bhi Chehra Aapka Nazar Aata Hai.

Koi Is Chilman Se Jhanke
Koi Us Chilman Se Jhanke
Aag Lagaa Do Is Chilman Ko
Na Koi Is Chilman Se Jhanke Na Us Chilman Se Jhanke

Hum Samajhte The Woh Ladki Hai Seedhi Saadi
Uska Blueprint Dekha To Cuboid Nikla
Socha Tha Kuch Bhaav Denge To Return Milega
Uska To Prototype Hi Void Nikla

Banke Dulhan Aaram Se Soya Nahi Jaata,
Daaman Ko Bhi Aankho Se Bhigoya Nahi Jaata,
Barbaad Na Kar De Kahin Make Up Mera Yeh Aansu,
Is Khauf Se Jee Khol Ke Roya Nahi Jaata

Aap Ke Desktop Pe Hai Kitne Saare Icon,
Usme Ek Hai Humaare Pyaar Kaa Icon,
Kabhi To Us Icon Par Double Click Karo
Aur Hume Apne Pyaar Se Nawaazo.

Likh Ke Tum Ne Haath Par Hamaara Naam Ghis Diya
Surya Jaise Badaria Ne Sar-E-Shaam Ghis Diya
Hamane Chaand Kahke Tum Ko Aasmaan De Diya
Tumne Bhaiya Kahke Hamko Sar-E-Aam Ghis Diya.

Janaaza Mera Uth Raha Tha,
Phir Bhi Taqleef Thi Unhe Aane Me,
Bewafa Ghar Me Baithey Puch Rahe The,
Aur Kitni Der Hai Unko Dafnaane Mein?

Aye Baghwan Mujhe Bhi Us Motu Ke Tarah Lift Kara De
Bangla Motar Car Mujhe Nahi, Chahiye
Mujhe Tu Kisi Dil Main Shift Kara De
Miss India Dinesh Bhai Ko Tum De Dena
Mujhe To Kisi Kaali Bhootni Ko He Gift Kara De ,

Someday U May Lose Ur Hair.
U May Lose Ur Teeth- Ur Money & Even Lose Ur Mind.
But 1 Thing U Will Never Loose Is Ur Good Looks.
Coz U Cant Lose Wot U Don’t Have!

Smile Is A Language Of Love,
Smile Is A Way 2 Get Success.
Smile Is 2 Win Hearts,
Smile Improves Ur Personality.
So Please
Brush Daily!

Jab Hota Hai Tera Didaar,
Dil Dhadkta Hai Baar-Baar
Jab Hota Hai Tera Didar,
Dil Dhadkta Hai Baar-Baar
.Aadat Se Majboor Ho Tum Jane Kab Maang Lo Udhaar

Humne Liya Nayaa Mobile
Thoda Muskoorai Aur Thodi Di Smile‚  Usual Smile
Kat Tee Nahi Thee Akele Raaten
Haseenao Se Hongi Ab Meethi-Meethi Baaten

Kal Jab Mile The
To Dil Mein Hua Ek Sound
Aur Aaj Mile To Kehte Hain
Your File Not Found

Aankhon Main Halchal
Dil Main Hain Aag
Chere Pe Hain Gussa
Miyaan Ne Jab Bewi Ko Dekha To Bolr Kahan Thi Tum
Biwi Ne Famiyaaan Tere Baap Ke Sang

If U Like My Sms,
It Means I-‘m Smart
If You Save,
U Agree I-‘m Smart
If U Forward,
U Spread That I-‘m Smart
&
If U Delete,
U R Jealous, Because I-‘m Smart.

Tere Baap Ki Shadi Hui Teri Maa Se
Teri Maa Ki Shadi Hui Tere Baap Se
Yeh Bhi Koi Baat Hui
Ghar Ki Ghar Me Hi Ho Gaye

Aati Hun Jaati Hun
Hansti Hun Hansati Hun
Bhagti Hun Bhagati Hun
Bolti Hun Bulwati Hun
Aaj Pata Chal Gaya Stupid Ko Main Ullu Banati Hun

Pyar Mein Kisine Dhoka To Kisine Kasam Khayi Hai,
Hum Wo Majnoo Hai Jisne Sirf Laat Khayi Hai.

Jaise Hire Ko Hira Kat Ta Hai
Sone Ko Sona Kat Ta Hai
Lohe Ko Loha Kat Ta Hai
Tuje Kutta Kate Ga

Teri Aankhoo Mein Mohabbat Ka Dariya Nazar Aata Hai
Teri Aankhoo Mein Mohabbat Ka Dariya Nazar Aata Hai
Are Swimming Karne De Mujhe Inme, Tera Kya Jaata Hai

Ye Labz Bhi Tumhi Se Hai
Ye Khayalat Bhi Tumhi Se Hai
Tum To Hamesha Tarif Karte Ho Shayri Ki
Are Yaar Ye Shayri Bhi To Tumhi Se Hai

Wada Tor Diya Hai Usne Jise Hum‚  Pyar Bahut Karte Hai
Pahale To Milne Jate The Unse
Ab Ashq (Ansu)‚  Baha Karte Hai
Ab To Hum‚  Use Yaad Karke Roz Hasa Karte Hai
Bcoz‚  Yaaro(Dosto Ab To Hum Mentel Hospital Mein Raha Karte Hai

Ek Ladki Thee Dewani Si
Mobile Lekar Chalti Thi
Nazre Jhukake
Mobile Mein Kuch Karti Thi
Jab Bhi Milti Thi Mujhse
Yehi Pucha Karti Thi
Ye Chalu Kaise Hota Hai

Aap Ko Kya Maloom Ki Gum Kya Cheez Hai
Aap Ko Kya Maloom Ki Gum Kya Cheez Hai
Aapne To Hamesha Cellotape Ka Use Kiya Hai

Tumhare Liye Mein Chan Tare Bhi Tod Du
Santro, Honda City,Esteem, Opel Tak Chod Du
Darling Itna Kaafi Hai ? Ya
Do Char Jhooth Aur Bol Duuu

Hume To Gairo Ne Loota
Apno Mein Kaha Dum Tha
Mera Accident Wahi Hua
Jaha Trafik Kam Tha

Tum Hoti To Aisa Hota, Tum Hoti To Waisa Hota
Tum Is Baat Pe Itna Hasti, Tum Uss Baat Pe Itna Khush Hoti,
Tum Is Baat Pe Ye Kehti,Tum Uss Baat Pe Wo Kahati
Shukar Hai Tum Nahi Ho!!!

Jo Kasam Khai Thi
Wo Toot Gayi
Ab Kya Kare
Hame To Silai Hi Nahi Aati

Mat Roko Mujhe Mere Yaaro Mujhe Jaane Do
Waah Kya Dard Hai
Mat Roko Mujhe Mere Yaaro Jaane Do
Bohat Si Ladkiya Hain Udher, Phsaane Do

Dekhte Ki Unki Aankhon Mein Doob Gaye,
Phool Jaise..Khud Kaanton Ko Choob Gaye.
Pal Bhar Mein Laga Ki Dil Humare Jood Gaye,
Ye Kya.?..Agle Hi Maud Pe Woh To Mood Gaye….

Soldier Soldier…..Pressure Cooker Khol Kar
Sabzi Meri Uraa Le Gaya

Aab Chai Say Kartee Hai Woh Ranjhay Ki Tawazuh
Khooraq Jo Hotee Hai Zaroori Nahin Latee
Doonon Kisi Bar Main Jaa Kay Kha Leatay Hain Burger
Aab Heer Kabhi Lunch Main Choooori Nahin Laatee

Gora Gora Rang Uspe Lali Sajayee Hui Hai
Gora Gora Rang Uspe Lali Sajayi Hui Hai
Itna Bhi Guroor Na Kar O Soniye
Humne Tere Se Bhi Haseen Fasayi Hui Hai

Janey Kyu Mujhey Is Sardi Mein Nahlatey Hai Yeh Log
Hukum Apna Kyun Mujh Pe Chalatey Hai Yeh Log
Dua Hai Khuda Se Ke In Logo Ko Aisa Sabk Sikhaye
Sabun Lagaya Ho Purey Badan Per Aur Paani Chala Jaye

If U Sneeze Once—Think I M Remembering U,
If U Sneeze Twice—-Think I Want To Meet U,
If U Sneeze Thrice—-Think I M Missing U,
If U Sneeze Fourth Time—-Fool Take A Tablet

Meri Zindgi Per Faqat Itna Ehsan Ker Do
Ik Be-Naam Si Mohabbt Mere Naam Ker Do
Ik Subha Ko Milo Or Sham Ker Do
Or Sham Tak Mere Ghar Ka Sara Kam Kr Do

Tu Mukt Sherni Jungle Ki,
Main Chidya Ghar Ka Bhalu Hu
Tu Chanchal Chalat Rabdi Devi,
Main Bhola Bhala Lalu Hu

Khuda Kare Poori Duniya Ke Aasiq Mere Koonche Me Bas Jayen
Jab Jab Unkee Aankhon Ke Asq Sookhen, Jam Kar Aasman Roye
Khet Khalyanon Me Haryaali Hogee, Sabke Ghar Diwali Hogee
Majnoo Ko Laila Milei Ne Mile, Magar Koi Ne Koi Uskee Saali Hogee

Mere Kitne Sms Mile?
Bahut Saare?
Koi Ache Se Saza Do Mujhe….Chalo Aisa Karo Bhula Do Mujhe……
Tum Ko Bholo Tou Mout A Jay…..Koi Aise He Dua Do Mujhe…. Says:
Aur Tune Kitne Bheje? Ek Bhi Nahi!
Haaak Thu: Ab Tak Bahut Sms Khaye – Ab Goli Kha – Dhishkyoun!

Ek Na Ek Din Yeh Story Banyge
To Mare Kitchen Ke Kotri Banyge
Chmcha May Tra Bankey Raho Ga
Saath Tare Hamsha Chipaka Raho Ga

Father Asked Beti :
-ŗ Tum Bari Ho Ker Kia Karo Gi?-
Beti :-
Maa Banun Gi,
Study Karon Gi,
Shari Karon Gi,
Bus Or Kia?-
Mom : -beti Jo Marzi Kerna
Per Zara Tarteeb Seedhi Rakhna-

Jaaneman, Is Dill Mein Aaja
Sandal Utaarun Kyaa?
Are Pagli, Ye Koi Mandir Thodi Hain, Aise Hi Aaja

Sms Na Karke Dil Tod Diya Mera,
Ab Mobile Dafna Dena,
Kafan Na Mile To Apna Rumal Udha Dena,
Koi Puchhe Rog Kya Tha,
To Nazre Jhuka Ke Apni Kanjusi Bata Dena.

J 13 Khayal 20 Na Aaway
80 Udaas Ho Jaanday Aan
Tay 100 20 Nai Sakday Chalo A 10 Diyo
K Tusi 20 Saanu Inna E Yaad Karday O?
Ya Roz 32 Band Kar K 100 Janday O

Maine Tujhe Dekha
Dekhta Raha
Dekhta Hi Gaya
Phir Mujhe Chashma Lag Gaya

Gaadi Station Par Khadi
Khidki Khuli Thi
Main Andar, Voh Bahar
Nazron Se Nazrein Mili
Aur Suna,”Chay Garam”

Neend Mein Aati Hai Paree Jaisi Lagti Hai
Neend Mein Aati Hai Paree Jaisi Lagti Hai
Bar-Bar Aati Hai Lawarish Lagti Hai

Itna Rahe Khayaal Sataane Ke Saath Saath
Itna Rahe Khayaal Sataane Ke Saath Saath
Hum Bhi Badal Rahe Hain Jamaane Ke
Saath Saath

Julfon Mein Khushboo, Ankhon Mein Jadoo
Kayamat Kahan Se Chali Aa Rahi Hai
Khuda Ke Liye Apni Nazron Ko Roko
Mere Dil Ki Duniya Luti Ja Rahi Hai

Dil Tera Dhadke To Dhadkan Mare Ho
Aansu Tere Nikle To Aankhe Mare Ho
Khuda Kare Teri Meri Dosti Itne Gahre Ho
Naukre Tu Kare Aur Salary Mere Ho

Aaj Kuch Gahbraye Se Lagte Ho,
Thand Mein Kampkapaye Se Lagte Ho…
Nikhar Kar Aayi Hai Surat Aapki,
Bahut Dino Baad Nahaye Se Lagte Ho.

Es Tanhai Mai Bohat Dam Ghuta Hai Sk
Najany Kon Kambakht Bathroom
Ki Kundi Laga Gaya

Ek Research Se Pata Chalta Hai,
Chimpanji Bhi Sms Padh Sakte Hai
Yeh Sms Aapko Final Testing Ke Liye Bheja Jaa Raha Hai,
Apna Certificate Apne Kareebi Zoo Se Collect Karein.

Nahi Karti Thi Pyar
To Mujhko Bataya Hota,
Bulaker Park Mein Sham Ko,
Yoon Dokhe Se To Na Apne
Bhaiyon Se Pitwaya Hota.

Ranjhe Ne Heer Di Zulfein Sawardey Hoy Keha;
Ranjhe Ne Heer Di Zulfein Sawardey Hoy Keha……
Mar Jaaniye Juan Kithon Pua Ke Aayin Hain !!!!!!!

Dosti Teri Dosti Kitni Pyari
Lekin Har Kisi Ne Ghada Samajh Ke Tujhe Laat Mari
Kya Tujhe Pyari Nahi Yari
To Phir Jhuk Ja Ab Laat Marne Ki Meri Bari

Jab Jab Humne Chaha Tab Tab Tum Jage
Jab Jab Hamne Chaha Tab Tab Tum Jage
Kyunki Tumhare Darwaje Ki Ghanti
Hum Hi Baja Kar Bhage

Khanay Ki Maze Thi Keh Tha Maidaan-E-Hashar
Biryaani Aur Qourmay Ki Kia Lootmaar Thi
Meday Bharay Tow Khush Nazar Aanay Lagay Aziz
Werna Sabhi Keh Chehroon Per Allah Ki Maar Thi

Chaman Mein Guley Lala Thi
Dhek Ne Mein Sab Se Ala Thi
Per Kya Keren Yaro
Woh Hum Sab Ki Khala Thi

Jaise Loho Ko Loha Kat Tha Hai
Sone Ko Sona Kat Tha Hai
Heere Ko Heera Kat Tha Hai
Zeher Ko Zeher Kat Tha Hai
Waise Hi Ek Din
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