Shadi se pahale hero no 1 ke

Shadi Se Pahale: Hero No. 1
Shadi Ke Baad: Coolie No. 1
Shadi Se Pahale: Meine Pyar Kiya
Shadi Ke Bad: Yeh Meine Kya Kiya

Hotho se jo choo liya ehsaas aab

Hotho Se Jo Choo Liya,
Ehsaas Aab Tak Hai,
Aankhe Nam Hai, Aur Sanso Mein Aag Aab Tak Hain…
Aur Kyo Na Ho… Khayi Bhi To ‘Hari Mirchi…’-Hai…

Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata

Tum Paas Hot To Tujhpe Pyar Aata Hai,
Tum Door Ho To Tera Intezaar Satata Hai.
Kya Kahe Is Dil Ki Haalat Ki,
Tujhe Yaad Kar Karke Hume Bukhaar Ho Jaata Hai.

Jalate hai bade shauk se dilon main

Jalate Hai Bade Shauk Se Dilon Main “Saccha_pyar”…
Ek Din Khathm Ho Jata Hai Iska Wajood Jal Jal Ke Yaar…
Sacccha_(‚¯‚Â¥‚¯)_pyar—‚»(Sirf Khwabon Ki Duniya..)

Phirta raha dili mein magar dil wali

Phirta Raha Dili Mein,
Magar Dil Wali Nahi Milli
Marta Tha Jiski Yaad Mein
Who Ghar Wali Nahi Milli.
Who Aye Meri Kabra Pe Diya Bhuja Gaye
Baki Jo Tel Bacha Tha Who Sar Pe Lage Gaye

Problems shuro hui to aayi ammi ki

Problems Shuro Hui To Aayi Ammi Ki Yaad
Beach Probelem Ke Abba Ki Aayi Yaad
Abhi To University‚  Ke Bhi Baqi Hain
Aayengi Yaad Nani Bhi Kuch Dinnon Ke Baad

Aaj tum kitni maasum lag rahi ho

Aaj Tum Kitni Maasum Lag Rahi Ho
Yaa Humare Dil Se Sharat Kar Rahi Ho
Aur Na Dekho Tum Gaur Se Aaina Itna
Aise Toh Tum Humari Wife Kam
Girl Friend Jiyada Lag Rahi Ho.

Tere naam zindigi ki kahani kar di

Tere Naam Zindigi Ki Kahani Kar Di
Apna Bachpan Or Jawani Ker Di
Ab Aaya Burapa To‚  Kaha Chali Gai
Hum Se Aacha Tujhe Wo Kya Wo Dhobi Lagta Tha

Apni khidki se unki khdki ka nazara

Apni Khidki Se Unki Khdki Ka Nazara
Yoonto Saaf Hi Nazar Aata Tha,
Ye Baat Or Hai Ke Nazrein, Kamjor Thi Apni
Or Chashma Hame Footi Aankh Na Bhaata Tha,

Kya yaar tum bhi ajeeb ho mere

Kya Yaar Tum Bhi Ajeeb Ho, Mere Dil Ke Kitne Kareeb Ho,
Na Milte Ho, Na Sms Karte Ho, Kya Tum Mujhe Se Bhi Zayzda Garib Ho

Apni mohabat ka izhar karne wala hun

Apni Mohabat Ka Izhar Karne Wala Hun…
Chitthi Nahi Taar Karne Wala Hun …
Koi Haseena To Ab Ghas Dalti Hi Nahi
Koi Haseena To Ab Ghas Dalti Hi Nahi
Isi Liye Ek Budiya Se Ishq Karne Wala Hun

Ha to bacho kis ko pasand hai

Ha To Bacho Kis Kis Ko Pasand Hai
Wwe Zara Haath To Uthana
Hum Phir Se Ye Topic Shuru Kar Rahe Hai
Zara Unko To Batana

Tum ho pakistani yeh kaha mujh say

Tum Ho Pakistani Yeh Kaha Mujh Say Aik Mam Nay
Jab Main Khra Tha Holly Wood Main Tour Say
Kaha Main Nay Aap Nay Pachana Kaisye Mujh Ko
Kahnye Lagi Aap Dekhtye Hain Her Larki Ko Goor Say

Ajeeb shakhs hai naraaz ho ke hansta

Ajeeb Shakhs Hai Naraaz Ho Ke Hansta Hai
Main Chahata Hoon Khafa Ho To Woh Khafaa Hi Lage
Nahi Hai Mere Muqaddar Main Roshni Na Sahi
Yeh Khidki Kholo Zara Subah Ki Hawa To Lage

After becoming famous actor mrpopat decides to

After Becoming Famous Actor Mr.Popat Decides To Pose For A Picture.
To Show He Is Down To Earth He Decides To Pose Along With A Herd
Of Buffaloes And Resting Hiselbows On The Back Of The Cattle
He Poses For The Photo.Next Day The Photo Appears On Front Page
Of Anewspaper With Captionmr.Popat, Third From Left.

Lawyer to sardar geeta pe hath

Lawyer To Sardar : Geeta Pe Hath Rakho
Sardar : Kamal Hai, Seeta Pe Hath Rakha
To Baat Court Tak Pohanch Gaye,
Ab Bol Raha He Geeta Pe Hath Rakho:p

Khuda nay aap ko bhaija to bhaija

Khuda Nay Aap Ko Bhaija To Bhaija..
Per Bhaija To Bhaija Aisa Bhaija
Kay Bhaijay Main Bhaija Hi Nahi Bhaija..
Ye Mujhe Kisi Nay Bhaija Isliye Maine Aap Ko Bhaija

Ek baar dekha dost ki saheli thi

Ek Baar Dekha Dost Ki Saheli Thi
Dosti Hui To Wo Ek Paheli Thi
Pyaar Hua To Jaan Hatheli Par Thi
Shadi Ke Baad Pataa Chalaa Wo To
Red Light Area Ki Chameli Thi

Hey khuda hum tumse ye faryad karthe

Hey Khuda Hum Tumse Ye Faryad Karthe Hain,
Hey Khuda Hum Tumse Ye Faryad Karthe Hain,
Math Paida Karo Aise Haseenon Ko
Jo Hamein Barbad Karthein Hain!

Mainey pyaar kia tha bade josh key

Mainey Pyaar Kia Tha Bade Josh Key Saath
Maine Pyaar Kia Tha Bade Hosh Key Saath
Par Ab Pyaar Karege Bade Soch Key Saath
Kyunki Usse Kal Dekha Tha, Kissi Aur Key Saath

Dekhti ho mujhe to sharmaa ke mooh

Dekhti Ho Mujhe To,
Sharmaa Ke Mooh Fer Leta Hoon,
Zoolfen To Tumhaari Choo Nahin Saktaa,
To Daadhi Mein Hi Haath Fer Leta Hoon……
By Rehan

Sher woh nahin jo likha jaata hai

Sher Woh Nahin Jo Likha Jaata Hai
Sher Woh Nahin Jo Padha Jaata Hai
Abe, Jab Saamne Sher Aata Hai Na,
To Heart Fail Ho Jaata Hai……

Dhooruin thakya they koiy wadi ji charel

Dhooruin Thakya They Koiy Wadi Ji Charel See,
O Dhooruin Thakya They Koiy Wadi Ji Charel See,
Billkull Koluin Jaiy Thakya They Ohhw They Penchod Car Boot Sale See

Kitna khush tha ki tera paigam aaya

kitna khush tha ki tera paigam aaya
hawa main udta salam mehkta aaya
khat khola jo maine khush ho bade dilse
kora kagaz bhej tune mujhe bevakoof banaya

Tum gaadi karti ho buss la doonga

Tum Gaadi Gaadi Karti Ho Buss La Doonga
Tum Beta Beta Karti Ho Padosi Ka La Doonga
Tum Chaand Chaand Karti Ho Chaand Se Aage Pahuncha Doonga
Jayeda Bakwaas Ki To Ulta Latka Doonga

Door se dekha to santra tha pass

Door Se Dekha To Santra Tha
Pass Jaake Dekha To Bhi Santra Tha
Chooke Dekha To Bhi Santra Tha
Chakh Ke Dekha To Bhi Santra Tha
Wah, Kya Santra Tha !!

Chai mai patti nahi to ka kya

Chai Mai Patti Nahi To Chai Ka Kya Maza
Chai Mai Patti Nahi To Chai Ka Kya Maza
Collage Mai Larki Nahi To Parhne Ka Kya Maza

Khush ho tum tu khushi meri ro

Khush Ho Tum Tu Khushi Meri Ho
Ro Tum Tu Ankhen Num Meri Hon
Ae Dost Hamari Dosti Itni Gehri Ho Ki
Sarak Ke Us Paar Tum Pito Aur Ghalti Meri Ho

A smile says i like you kis

A Smile Says I Like You.
A Kis Says I Luv You…
But When A Boy Says May I Marry You?
Jus Turn Aroung N Say…
Hello Brother How R You?

Kal raat sapne mai meine pucha khuda

Kal Raat Sapne Mai Meine Pucha Khuda Se
Tune Sansar Ko Pyar Ka Dushmen Kyun Bna Dala
Khuda Hassa Yah Soon Ke Or Muj Se Kaha
Tum Sab Risky Ashiqon Ne Kon Sa Mere Sath Acha Kiya

Aey khuda ishq kar khud ko jala

Aey Khuda Ishq Kar Khud Ko Jala Ke Dikha
Uskey Baad Tu Ye Duniya Chala Ke Dikha
Baadal Bijli Toofan Bahut Tuney Nacha Liye
Kabhi Kisi Haseena Ke Dil Ko Hila Ke Dikha

Tujhse kuch kehne ko labz zubaan par

Tujhse Kuch Kehne Ko Labz Zubaan Par Aa Gaye
Saath Tere Chalte Hum Us Makaam Par Aa Gaye
Mehfil Mein Naam Tera Aaya Jo Hoton Pe Mere
To Jaane Kitne Haath Mere Girebaan Par Aa Gaye

Humne apne pitajee se kaha ki aap

Humne Apne Pitajee Se Kaha,
Ki Aap Kahe To Hum Chand Jasi Bahu Le Aayen..
Ki Aap Kahe To Hum Chand Jasi Bahu Le Aayen..
Jo Raat Ko Aaye, Aur Din Me Chali Jaaye…

Nahi mein jinka kaam koie is zamna

Nahi Mein Jinka Kaam Koie Is Zamna Mein
Wo Sada Lage Rehte Hain Bache Banane Mein
Kaha Ik Sahib Se Bache Kum Khooshhaal Gharana
Kehne Lage Dakhel Mut Du Qudret Ke Karkhana Mein

Saheli nahi meri haan dost hi hotay

Saheli Nahi Meri, Haan Dost Hi Hotay Hain
Who Saray Ke Saray School Mein Hi Sotay Hain,
Raat To Guzarti Hai Net Par Typing Kartay,
Subha Bhi Chat Room Mein Hi Hotay Hain.