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Hume kya pata tha ke tum itne
Hume Kya Pata Tha Ke Tum Itne Ho Selfich
Aur Tumhe Abhi Bhi Nahi Pata Ke Kya Hai Meri Wish
Tumhe Pakake Khilaun Ek Achchisi Naee Dish
Baho Me Lu Tumki Aur Du Ek Hot Kiss
Har ek baat pe kehte ho ki
Har Ek Baat Pe Kehte Ho Ki Tu Kya Hai,
Tumhi Kaho Ki Yeh Andaze Guftgu Kya Hai,
Hum Hai Betaab Aur Woh Hai Bejaar,
Yaa Khuda Yeh Majra Kya Hai
Khidki pe hasti tu nazar aayi mere
Khidki Pe Hasti Tu Nazar Aayi Mere Halat Pe
ki ab oont pahad ke neeche to aaya…
kaise maine ek pagal deewane aashique ko
apne peeche peeche pille sa doudaya
1st ever intelligent sardar teacher what
1st Ever Intelligent Sardar.
Teacher : What Do U Call A Person
Who Cannot Hear Anything?
Sardar : U Can Call Him Anything,
Because He Cannot Hear Anything:-)
Sajri saveir wang laatan maarda soniye sona
Sajri Saveir Wang Laatan Maarda,
Soniye Sona Mukh Tera Hey,
Na Chaleya Ker Ghund Kadd Ke,
Ho Jaana Jag Ch Hanera Hey…
Payal chankati aye tha chali gayi main
Payal Chankati Aye Tha
Payal Chankati Chali Gayi
Main Sindoor Leke Khada Tha
Mujhe Rakhi Pehnake Chali Gayi
Ab to mujhe internet lagadein meri bhi
Ab To Mujhe Internet Lagadein,
Meri Bhi Mauj Karadein ,
Mein Bhi Dhondta Hun Cyber Bahoo,
Aap Bas Nikah Dot Com Karadein
Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazar mile mujhse
Khuda Kare Tujhe Khushiyan Hazar Mile
Mujhse Bhi Acha Yaar Mile,
Meri Girlfriend Tujhe Bandhe Rakhi,
Aur Ek Aur Behan Ka Pyaar Mile
Ishq mohabbat hazaron karte hain gham aur
Ishq Mohabbat Hazaron Karte Hain,
Gham Aur Judai Se Sabhi Darte Hain,
Hum To Na Ishq Karte Hain Na Mohabbat,
Bus Dosti Ki Ek Muskaan Liye Sms Karte Hain.
Gujra hoon us gali se to phir
Gujra Hoon Us Gali Se To Phir Yaad Aa-Gaya
Uska Woh Intefaaq Ajeeb Intefaaq Thaa
Rangeen Ho Gaya Thaa Bhohut Hi Maumla….
Phenka Jo Usne Phool To Gamla Bhi Saath Tha
Lovers sitting in a park boy tries
Lovers Sitting In A Park,
Boy Tries To Kiss The Girl..
Girl Says No Dear Not
All This Before Marriage..
Boy : Don¯Â¿Â½t Worry Darling
¯Â¿Â½ I Am Already Married?
I want u 2 know dat our
I Want U 2 Know Dat
Our Friendship Means Alot 2 Me.
U Cry I Cry.
U Lauf I Lauf.
U Jump Out Of Da Window…
I Look Down And Den…
I Lauf Again!
Tere chehre se mere khuabun tek roshni
Tere Chehre Se Mere Khuabun Tek
Roshni Key Gulaab Khilte Hain
Mere Khuaab Gher Key Aangan Men
Do Pareend Roz Aa Kar Milte Hain
Woh bhi kya din they jab
Woh Bhi Kya Din They ….
Jab Hum Hasino Ke Gale Mila Karte They …
Ye Un Dino Ki Baat Hain ….
Jab Hum 2 Saal Ke Hua Karte They
Rab se dua karta hun her janam
Rab Se Dua Karta Hun,
Her Janam Me Tujhe Khushiyon Ka Sansar Mile,
Jo Muje Abhi Messages Na Kare ,
Use Apni Girl Friend Se Puri Zindagi Behan Jaisa Pyar Mile.
Usne meri hatho ki kalaio ko is
Usne Meri Hatho Ki Kalaio Ko Is Tarah Se Pakda Hai
Usne Meri Hatho Ki Kalaio Ko Is Tarah Se Pakda Hai
Kee Uskee Zuba Bus Yehi Keheti Hai
Kee Bhaisahab Time Kya Hoa Hai?
Hasino ke chehre pe har waqt khushi
Hasino Ke Chehre Pe Har Waqt Khushi Hoti Hai,
Unnke Labon Pe Har Waqt Hansi Chaai Hoti Hai,
Doston Parr Jiss Hassina Pe Yeh Dil Aata Hai,
Aray Woh Kambakht Pehle Se Hi Fansi Hoti Hai.
By Saurabh
Kaun kaheta hain ke tajmahel sirf shahajnha
Kaun Kaheta Hain Ke Tajmahel Sirf Shahajnha Hi Bana Sakta
Arey Taj To Hum Bhi Bana Sakte Hain
Per Kya Karey Hume Koi Mumtaz Hi Nahi Milti
Aur Mil Bhi Gai To Kise Pata Woh Kab Maregi
Mehil saji thi msgs ka tha daur
Mehil Saji Thi Msgs Ka Tha Daur,
Sms Maine Kia Tha Kisi Ne Na Kia Ghor,
Sms Mai Paise Lagey Thay Meray Halal K,
Or Sab Kanjoos Keh Rahay They 1 Aur 1 Aur
Ek bar patrkar ne netaji par chalayi
Ek Bar Ek Patrkar Ne Ek Netaji Par Chalayi Rang Bhari Pichkari,
Netaji Ki Thi Lachari Unke Pas Na Tha Rang Na Tha Gulal,
Par Badle Ki Bhawana Se Unka Ho Raha Tha Bura Haal,
Tabhi Unhone Pas Hi Padi Kichad Dekhi Aur Patrkar Par Pheki,
Uss raat ka jalwaya hum jaane ya
Uss Raat Ka Jalwa…Ya Hum Jaane Ya Phir Voh…
Ham Apnaa Dum Bhare The..Aur Aah Aah Me Voh.
Tuhar chehra chanda ke samaan naak kaan
Tuhar Chehra Chanda Ke Samaan,
Tuhar Chehra Chanda Ke Samaan,
Tuhar Naak, Kaan Bhi Chanda Ke Samaan,
Par Ka Kare Chanda To Hamari Bhaisa Ka Naam.
Ishq ke khatir jane kya log kar
Ishq Ke Khatir Jane Kya Log Kar Gaye
Kuch Bane Paagal To Kuch Katl Kar Gaye
Ek Hum Hi Nahin Shaayad Jo “Isse” Dar Gaye
Kuch Aur Nahin Kar Sake To Shayar Ban Gaye
Once james bond met a dog in
Once James Bond Met A Dog In Jungle
He Said,-Â I Am Bond.!! James Bond..!!-Â
The Dog Bites Him & Replies,-Â I Am Kutta..!!!-Â
-Å— Pagal Kutta-Â…!!-Â
Kya ishq ne samjha hai husn jaana
Kya Ishq Ne Samjha Hai, Kya Husn Ne Jaana Hai…
Kya Ishq Ne Samjha Hai, Kya Husn Ne Jaana Hai…
Saamne Ek Hi Sandaas Hai ,Aur Chaar Jan Ko Jaana Hai !
Aap humari gali main aayethoda sharmayethoda muskurayethoda
Aap Humari Gali Main Aaye,Thoda Sharmaye,Thoda
Muskuraye,Thoda Ghabraye Aur Fir Zor Se Chillaye…..
Khali Dabba,Botel,Plastik,Purane Bartan De Do.
Shadi karni chahi par kismat na khuli
Shadi Karni Chahi Par Kismat Na Khuli
Taj Mahal Banana Chaha Par Mumtaz Na Mili
Ek Din Kismat Khuli Shadi Hue
Ab Taj Mahal Banana Chata Hu
Par Yeh Mumtaj Hai Ke Marti Hi Nahi
Yu dekha na karo tum hume haste
Yu Dekha Na Karo Tum Hume Haste Haste
Yu Dekha Na Karo Tum Hume Haste Haste
Mere Dost Bade Khraab Hain
Keh Denge Bhabhi Ji Namaste
Mere dardo ko tujhe is tarah saza
Mere Dardo Ko Tujhe Is Tarah Saza Mile
Kash Mere Dardo Ki Tujhe Is Tarah Saza Mile
Tujhe Su Su Aaye Bari Jor Se
Aur Karne Ki Jagah Na Mile
Dosti ke geet gaynege hum apni duniya
Dosti Ke Geet Gaynege Hum,
Apni Duniya Basaenge Hum,
Jo Diya Bujh Gaye Hawaaon Se,
Un Ko Bech Kar Philips Ke Bulb Laye Ge Hum.
By Vishal
Aaj kal aapke sms aana band hai wah
Aaj-Kal Aapke Sms Aana Band Hai
Wah Wah! Wah Wah!
Aaj-Kal Aapke Sms Aana Band Hai
Khafa Ho Humse Ya Balance Kam Hai?
Tum jo hamarey meet na hotey hum
Tum Jo Hamarey Meet Na Hotey
Tum Jo Hamarey Meet Na Hotey
Hum Bhi Itney Dheeth Na Hotey
Tumsey Hi Seekha Humney Dhokha Denaa
Warna Hum Itney Badey Cheat Na Hotey
Prechaan hai sab humse yaha kuch martey
Prechaan Hai Sab Humse Yaha
Kuch Martey Hai Goli Aur Kuch Jaltey Hai
Bahut Ho Gayi Shayri”Humtum”
Alwida Dostoon Ab Hum Chaltey Hain
sher shayari karne main toh bada maja
“Sher Shayari Karne Main Toh Bada Maja Aata Hai”
“Sher Shayari Karne Main Toh Bada Maja Aata Hai”
“Jab Asli Ka Sher Saamne Aata Hai,
To Saam Ne Ki Gili Aur Piche Ki Pili Ho Jati Hai”
By Bosco Khan
Kisi ne kaha hai ki mere marne
Kisi Ne Kaha Hai Ki Mere Marne Ke Baad,
Meri Kaber Par Aaloo Ka Ped Laga Dena,
Kyunki,
Phir Aate Jate Log Sochnege ,
Ki Chat Ka Bahut Shoken Tha
Dekho koi wada na karo bhool jaoge
Dekho Koi Wada Na Karo Bhool Jaoge
Mujhe Yaad Jyada Na Karo Bhool Jaoge
Jab Aao To Kar Lena Gile Sikwe Saare
Abhi Se Irada Na Karo Bhool Jaoge…
Tumhari belt ke daayre se kamar na
Tumhari Belt Ke Daayre Se
Tumhari Kamar Na Barhne Pae,
Chaati Hardam Aage Rahe Pet Se
Jhukna Chaaho Gar Kabhi
To Ye Boree Aade Na Aae, (Boree= Tummy)
Jugnu hii deewane nikle andhiyaara jhutlaane jinko
Jugnu HIi Deewane Nikle Andhiyaara Jhutlaane Nikle
Jinko Pakda Haath Samajhkar Woh Keval Dastaane Nikle
Dekho aaj mausam kitna suhana hai hai
Dekho Aaj Mausam Kitna Suhana Hai……
Dekho Aaj Mausam Kitna Suhana Hai…..
Ab Dekhna Band Kar,Ghar Bhi Jana Hai….
Ishq telephone per kaarobaar kya nahi hota
Ishq Telephone Per Kaarobaar Telephone Per
Kya Nahi Hota Mere Sarkaar Telephone Per
Hadh To Yeh Hai Ke Raat Operation Kara Ke Chal Diya
Doctor Sahab Se Ek Mareez Telephone Per
Mere ishq mein janeman tera kya haal
Mere Ishq Mein Janeman
Tera Kya Haal Ho Gaya
Badnan Se Badboo Aa Rahi Hai
Yu Lagta Hai Nahaye Zamana Ho Gaya
Woh gori hai uski zulfe hain kali
Woh Gori Hai Uski Zulfe Hain Kali
Wo Pari Hai Ya Pariyo Ki Rani
Uski Har Baat Hai Nirali
Par Kya Karu Yaaro Wo Larki Kisi
Aur Ne Pata Li
Ek biwi sote hue jor se chillai
Ek Biwi Sote Hue Jor Se Chillai
Jaldi Utho Mera Shohar Aaya Hai
Pathan Utha Or Khidki Se Chhalang Laga Di
Tang Toot Gayi Fir Khayal Aya Mai Hi To Uska Sohar Hun
Soldiersoldier sabun wabun chod kar kisse nahane
Soldier,Soldier Sabun Wabun Chod Kar Kisse Nahane Gaya,
Head &Shoulder-Head & Shoulder Kya Isse Nahane Gaya.
Soldier,Soldier Sabun Wabun Chod Kar Kisse Nahane Gaya,
Head &Shoulder-Head & Shoulder Meri Dandruff Uda Legaya.
Aaj kare to kal kar so parso
Aaj Kare To Kal Kar
Kal Kare So Parso
Itni Jaldi Kion Padi Hai
Jab Jina Hai Barso
Aaj mousam hai fine mere haath mein
Aaj Mousam Hai Fine
Mere Haath Mein Hai Wine
Tere Baap Ko Lagta Hai Ye Crime
Phir Bhi Hai Happy Valentine
Dar bhatakte firte hai arman ki tarah
Dar Dar Bhatakte Firte Hai Arman Ki Tarah
Har Koi Milta Hai Anjaam Ki Tarah
Ab Aap Se Call Ki Aas Kya Rakhe
Jab Aap Sms Bhi Karte Hai Ehsaan Ki Tarah
Consigmnet kiya dil ka joint veture honeymoon
Consigmnet Kiya Dil Ka
Joint Veture Kiya Honeymoon Ka
Jab Hosh Aaya
Yeah Asset Tha Kisi Aur Ka
Bhooto sa chehra tera chudeloo si muskaan
Bhooto Sa Chehra Tera Chudeloo Si Muskaan Hai
Bhooto Sa Chehra Tera Chudeloo Si Muskaan Hai
Rang Tera Dekh Ke Roop Tera Dekh Ke Kudrat Bhi
Preshaan Hai
Eh kudiyan bahut shetan ne pal ch
Eh Kudiyan Bahut Shetan Ne
Pal Ch Kadh Laindiyan Jaan Ne
Pehlan Dindiyan Ne Sohni Smile Di Luk
Phir Pucho Tan Kehndiyan Ne
I M Already Booked
A jatt was passing through jungle beautiful
A Jatt Was Passing Through A Jungle
A Beautiful Churail Stops Him Says
Hoo – Oo – O – Ha – Ha -Ha Main Churail Hu
Jatt – Fer Dekhdi Ki Ae Chimber Jaa
Tu meri saanson mein is tarah samaayi
Tu Meri Saanson Mein Is Tarah Samaayi Hai
Jaise Baajre Ke Khet Mein Bhens Ghus Aayi Hai
75 year old lady ne newspaper me
75 Year Old Lady Ne Newspaper Me Add Diya,
-Å— Zarorut-E-Rishta-Â
7 Din K Baad Ek Letter Aaya
-Å— Amma Is Umer Mein Rishtay Nahin,
Farishtay Aatay Hain-Â
Kon kehta hai ke khuda ishq nahi
Kon Kehta Hai Ke Khuda Ishq Nahi Karte
Wo Kambat Hum Hai Jo Uspe Shak Nahi Karte
Log ishq karte hai bade shor ke
Log Ishq Karte Hai Bade Shor Ke Saath
Humne Bhi Kiya,Bade Zor Ke Saath
Magar Ab Karenge,Thoda Gaur Ke Saath
Kyonki Kal Usko Dekha,Kisi Aur Ke Saath
Aaj baag mai kali hai kal gulab
Aaj Baag Mai Kali Hai
Kal Gulab Hoga
Jo Tujhse Shadi Karega
Us Ka Dimag Kharab Hoga
Katchi kali katchnar ki katcha na samjhna
Katchi Kali Katchnar Ki, Katcha Na Samjhna
Lar Jaoonga Tere Baap Se Batcha Na Samajhna
Jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi jhom
Jab Jab Ghire Badal Teri Yaad Ayi
Jhom Ke Barsa Sawan Teri Yaad Ayi
Bhiga Main Phir Bhee Teri Yaad Ayi Ab Nahin Raha Jata
Chatri Lota De Bhai
Yaaro marr bhi gyaa to meri kabar
Yaaro Marr Bhi Gyaa To Meri Kabar Par Name-Plate Lagva Dena
Uthaa Kar Jnaaza Mera Unki Gali Ghumaa Dena
Vo Agar Poche Pata Meri Rooh Ka
To Girl’s Hostel Btaa Dena
Pai jo mohabbat humne hum to gul e gulfaam
Pai Jo Mohabbat Humne Hum To Gul-E-Gulfaam Ho Gaye,
Pai Jo Mohabbat Humne Hum To Gul-E-Gulfaam Ho Gaye,
Uske Papa Se Zutte Pade Aise Ki Saare Mohalle Mein
Badnaam Ho Gaye
Ah kuriyeh jah kuriyeh8217uray thenu pyar kareeyeh8217pyar
Ah Kuriyeh Jah Kuriyeh’uray Ah Thenu Pyar Kareeyeh’pyar Karkay Thenuwee Lameuin Latawa’lameuin Latakai Mai Hud Theyra Koosa Mara”}.Hahahaha Lol Lol Lol’z.
Preity ka husn aishwariya khumaar dekha hai
Preity Ka Husn Aishwariya Ka Khumaar Dekha Hai
Kuch Is Tarah Se Haseenon Ka Pyar Dekha Hai
Unhe Khilane Pilaane Mein Hui Hai Yeh Haalat
Kasam Khuda Ki Cinema Bhi Udhaar Dekha Hai
Aaj main aapko ek sachchayi se rubru
Aaj Main Aapko Ek Sachchayi Se
Rubru Karwa Raha Hoo Pls Gor Farmaayiyega..
Kabhi Yeh Mat Socho Tumhari Girlfrnd Ne Tumhe
Kitna Romantic Msg Bheja He, Hamesha Yeh Socho Ki Usko Kisne Bheja Hoga?..
Na jaaane husn wale chasma kyun lagate
Na Jaaane Husn Wale Chasma Kyun Lagate Hain
Unhone Aisa Kya Kiya Jo Aankhen Churate Hain
Maine kaha pagal kyu ho usne tumne
Maine Kaha Pagal Kyu Ho
Usne Kaha Tumne Pagal Kyu Banaya
Maine Kaha Itna Soti Kyu Ho
Usne Kaha Itna Acha Khana Kyu Banaya
Teri yaad dil se jaany nahi dengy
Teri Yaad Dil Se Jaany Nahi Dengy,
Tere Jaisa Dost Khone Nahi Dengy,
Sharaafat Se Contact Mein Rehna,
Varna Kaan Ke Neechy Dengy
Aur Rony Bhi Nahi Dengy
Aaya tha main baraat le ke jaane
Aaya Tha Main Baraat Le Ke
Jaane Tujhe Saath Le Ke
Tune Ye Kya Kar Daala Jaalim
Mandup Main Kisi Aur Ka Saath De Ke
Asi pyar kita si hikk de jor
Asi Pyar Kita Si Hikk De Jor Te,
Ohde Bhaiyan Ne Kutteya Gali De Modd Te,
Asi Mangna Si Usnu Hath Jorr Ke,
Saleyan Ne Kutt-Kutt Ke Hath Hi Todd Te-Â…
Impact of movies teacher who
Impact Of Movies :
Teacher :- Who Is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student :- He Is The One Who Helped
Munna Bhai To Impress His Girlfriend!
Likhna hai shaayari ban na mujhko bhi
Likhna Hai Shaayari
Ban Na Hai Mujhko Bhi Shyaar
Are Dedo Dhoka
Karke Mujhse Bhi Koi Pyar
Are Koi Karo Na Mujhse Bhi Dhoka
Wo taza thandaa pani khushboodar sabun baathrom
Wo Taza Thandaa Pani
Wo Khushboodar Sabun
Baathrom Shampo Ki Bottle Se Sajaa Hai
Tum Kya Jano Dost Roz Nahane Mein Kitna Mazaa Hai
Nazar mili jab wo akeli thi
Nazar Mili Jab Wo Akeli Thi,
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Dosti Hui Tab Sath Saheli Thi,
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Pyar Hua To Wo Paheli Thi,
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Dusre Ke Sath Bhag Gayi,
Tab Patta Chala Yaaro,
Wo Us Area Ki,
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Chikni Chameli Thi…
Usne mera naam liya to maine dil
Usne Mera Naam Liya To Maine Dil Ko Tham Liya
Man Se Aakho Ka Kam Liya Aapna Unko Maan Liya
Kasme Khay Vade Kiye
Shadi Kar Li
Uf Kitna Bura Sapna Tha Aacha Hua‚Â Meri Neend Khul Gayi
Sui se nikla bhawra phaela haath god
Sui Se Nikla
Bhawra Se Phaela
Haath God Chod Ke
Naak Mein Dawda….
Darde dil mein gham ki kaliyan khilti
Darde Dil Mein Gham Ki Kaliyan Khilti Hai,
Tanhai Aksar Humse Milte Hai,
Tum Ne Jabse Shuru Kiya Sms Karna,
Kasam Khuda Ki Mobile Ki Battery Kam Chalti Hai
Main tumhare liye sab kuch karta magar
Main Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta
Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha Main
Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta
Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha
Hum karte hai tumse pyar isliye tumhara
Hum Karte Hai Tumse Pyar
Isliye Karte Hai Tumhara Intezar
Par Itna Bhi Naa Karo Intezar,
Ke Ho Jaye Kisi Aur Se Pyar
Tumko dekha to ye khyal aya yaar
Tumko Dekha To Ye Khyal Aya!!
Tumko Dekha To Ye Khyal Aya!!
Yaar Tumhe Tumhari Mom Ne Kitna Complain Pilaya???
By Idiot
Tujhe paana chahte they magar paa na
Tujhe Paana Chahte They Magar Paa Na Sake
Tujhe Paana Chahte They Magar Paa Na Sake
Tum Vo Balla Nikli Jise Hum Fassa Na Sake
Ham bhi teri yaad main tajmahal banwayangay
Ham Bhi Teri Yaad Main Tajmahal Banwayangay
Shah Jahan Ne To Mumtaj Ko Murda Dafnaya Tha
Hum Tujhe Zinda Dafnayengey
Laakhon honge nigaah mein kabhi mujhe bhii
Laakhon Honge Nigaah Mein
Kabhi Mujhe Bhii Pick Karoo…
Mere Pyaar Ke Icon Pee
Kabhi To Double-Click Karo…
Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain tum
Dil Mein Aansuyo Ke Mele Hain
Tum Bin Hum Bohat Akele Hain
Sab Kuch Chhod Kar Tumeh E-Mail Karte Hain
Dekho Hum Kitne Vele Hain
Wo sunday ki shaam thi haath me
Wo Sunday Ki Shaam Thi
Haath Me Glass Bhari Jaam Thi
Pilaane Waali Eid Ka Chaand Thi
Aur Jab Hosh Aaya,
Police Ka Danda Aur Apni G**Nd Thi
Taraste hue uske haathon ne meri kalai
Taraste Hue Uske Haathon Ne Meri Kalai Ko Chua Hai
Jaise Uski Har Saans Pooch Rahi Ho
Bhaiya Time Kya Hua Hai
Andhe ke hath mein torch bahare radio
Andhe Ke Hath Mein Torch
Bahare Ke Hath Mein Radio
Gunge Ke Hath Mein Mike
Aur Aap Ke Hath Mein Mobile
Wah Wah Kya Jamana Aaya Hai
Cycle chalaate waqt handle ko dekho ladki
Cycle Chalaate Waqt
Handle Ko Dekho
Ladki Pataate Waqt
Sandal Ko Dekho
I want to share everything with u
I Want To Share Everything With U
Your Sadness, Ur Happy Moments
Every Single Second Of The Day
Let-‘s Start With
Your Bank Account.