If Any Beautiful Girl Calls U Bhai …!!!
Then ..Dont Take Tension..
Bcoz Full Form Of Bhai Is
Best Husband Among Indians…

Hume Kya Pata Tha Ke Tum Itne Ho Selfich
Aur Tumhe Abhi Bhi Nahi Pata Ke Kya Hai Meri Wish
Tumhe Pakake Khilaun Ek Achchisi Naee Dish
Baho Me Lu Tumki Aur Du Ek Hot Kiss

Har Ek Baat Pe Kehte Ho Ki Tu Kya Hai,
Tumhi Kaho Ki Yeh Andaze Guftgu Kya Hai,
Hum Hai Betaab Aur Woh Hai Bejaar,
Yaa Khuda Yeh Majra Kya Hai

Khidki Pe Hasti Tu Nazar Aayi Mere Halat Pe
ki ab oont pahad ke neeche to aaya…
kaise maine ek pagal deewane aashique ko
apne peeche peeche pille sa doudaya

1st Ever Intelligent Sardar.
Teacher : What Do U Call A Person
Who Cannot Hear Anything?
Sardar : U Can Call Him Anything,
Because He Cannot Hear Anything:-)

Payal Chankati Aye Tha
Payal Chankati Chali Gayi
Main Sindoor Leke Khada Tha
Mujhe Rakhi Pehnake Chali Gayi

Ab To Mujhe Internet Lagadein,
Meri Bhi Mauj Karadein ,
Mein Bhi Dhondta Hun Cyber Bahoo,
Aap Bas Nikah Dot Com Karadein

Khuda Kare Tujhe Khushiyan Hazar Mile
Mujhse Bhi Acha Yaar Mile,
Meri Girlfriend Tujhe Bandhe Rakhi,
Aur Ek Aur Behan Ka Pyaar Mile

Ishq Mohabbat Hazaron Karte Hain,
Gham Aur Judai Se Sabhi Darte Hain,
Hum To Na Ishq Karte Hain Na Mohabbat,
Bus Dosti Ki Ek Muskaan Liye Sms Karte Hain.

Gujra Hoon Us Gali Se To Phir Yaad Aa-Gaya
Uska Woh Intefaaq Ajeeb Intefaaq Thaa
Rangeen Ho Gaya Thaa Bhohut Hi Maumla….
Phenka Jo Usne Phool To Gamla Bhi Saath Tha

Lovers Sitting In A Park,
Boy Tries To Kiss The Girl..
Girl Says No Dear Not
All This Before Marriage..
Boy : Don¯Â¿Â½t Worry Darling
¯Â¿Â½ I Am Already Married?

I Want U 2 Know Dat
Our Friendship Means Alot 2 Me.
U Cry I Cry.
U Lauf I Lauf.
U Jump Out Of Da Window…
I Look Down And Den…
I Lauf Again!

Tere Chehre Se Mere Khuabun Tek
Roshni Key Gulaab Khilte Hain
Mere Khuaab Gher Key Aangan Men
Do Pareend Roz Aa Kar Milte Hain

Woh Bhi Kya Din They ….
Jab Hum Hasino Ke Gale Mila Karte They …
Ye Un Dino Ki Baat Hain ….
Jab Hum 2 Saal Ke Hua Karte They

Rab Se Dua Karta Hun,
Her Janam Me Tujhe Khushiyon Ka Sansar Mile,
Jo Muje Abhi Messages Na Kare ,
Use Apni Girl Friend Se Puri Zindagi Behan Jaisa Pyar Mile.

Usne Meri Hatho Ki Kalaio Ko Is Tarah Se Pakda Hai
Usne Meri Hatho Ki Kalaio Ko Is Tarah Se Pakda Hai
Kee Uskee Zuba Bus Yehi Keheti Hai
Kee Bhaisahab Time Kya Hoa Hai?

Hasino Ke Chehre Pe Har Waqt Khushi Hoti Hai,
Unnke Labon Pe Har Waqt Hansi Chaai Hoti Hai,
Doston Parr Jiss Hassina Pe Yeh Dil Aata Hai,
Aray Woh Kambakht Pehle Se Hi Fansi Hoti Hai.
By Saurabh

Kaun Kaheta Hain Ke Tajmahel Sirf Shahajnha Hi Bana Sakta
Arey Taj To Hum Bhi Bana Sakte Hain
Per Kya Karey Hume Koi Mumtaz Hi Nahi Milti
Aur Mil Bhi Gai To Kise Pata Woh Kab Maregi

Mehil Saji Thi Msgs Ka Tha Daur,
Sms Maine Kia Tha Kisi Ne Na Kia Ghor,
Sms Mai Paise Lagey Thay Meray Halal K,
Or Sab Kanjoos Keh Rahay They 1 Aur 1 Aur

Ek Bar Ek Patrkar Ne Ek Netaji Par Chalayi Rang Bhari Pichkari,
Netaji Ki Thi Lachari Unke Pas Na Tha Rang Na Tha Gulal,
Par Badle Ki Bhawana Se Unka Ho Raha Tha Bura Haal,
Tabhi Unhone Pas Hi Padi Kichad Dekhi Aur Patrkar Par Pheki,

Uss Raat Ka Jalwa…Ya Hum Jaane Ya Phir Voh…
Ham Apnaa Dum Bhare The..Aur Aah Aah Me Voh.

Tuhar Chehra Chanda Ke Samaan,
Tuhar Chehra Chanda Ke Samaan,
Tuhar Naak, Kaan Bhi Chanda Ke Samaan,
Par Ka Kare Chanda To Hamari Bhaisa Ka Naam.

Ishq Ke Khatir Jane Kya Log Kar Gaye
Kuch Bane Paagal To Kuch Katl Kar Gaye
Ek Hum Hi Nahin Shaayad Jo “Isse” Dar Gaye
Kuch Aur Nahin Kar Sake To Shayar Ban Gaye

Once James Bond Met A Dog In Jungle
He Said,- I Am Bond.!! James Bond..!!-
The Dog Bites Him & Replies,- I Am Kutta..!!!-
-ŗ Pagal Kutta-…!!-

Aap Humari Gali Main Aaye,Thoda Sharmaye,Thoda
Muskuraye,Thoda Ghabraye Aur Fir Zor Se Chillaye…..
Khali Dabba,Botel,Plastik,Purane Bartan De Do.

Shadi Karni Chahi Par Kismat Na Khuli
Taj Mahal Banana Chaha Par Mumtaz Na Mili
Ek Din Kismat Khuli Shadi Hue
Ab Taj Mahal Banana Chata Hu
Par Yeh Mumtaj Hai Ke Marti Hi Nahi

Yu Dekha Na Karo Tum Hume Haste Haste
Yu Dekha Na Karo Tum Hume Haste Haste
Mere Dost Bade Khraab Hain
Keh Denge Bhabhi Ji Namaste

Mere Dardo Ko Tujhe Is Tarah Saza Mile
Kash Mere Dardo Ki Tujhe Is Tarah Saza Mile
Tujhe Su Su Aaye Bari Jor Se
Aur Karne Ki Jagah Na Mile

Dosti Ke Geet Gaynege Hum,
Apni Duniya Basaenge Hum,
Jo Diya Bujh Gaye Hawaaon Se,
Un Ko Bech Kar Philips Ke Bulb Laye Ge Hum.

By Vishal

Aaj-Kal Aapke Sms Aana Band Hai
Wah Wah! Wah Wah!
Aaj-Kal Aapke Sms Aana Band Hai
Khafa Ho Humse Ya Balance Kam Hai?

Tum Jo Hamarey Meet Na Hotey
Tum Jo Hamarey Meet Na Hotey
Hum Bhi Itney Dheeth Na Hotey
Tumsey Hi Seekha Humney Dhokha Denaa
Warna Hum Itney Badey Cheat Na Hotey

Prechaan Hai Sab Humse Yaha
Kuch Martey Hai Goli Aur Kuch Jaltey Hai
Bahut Ho Gayi Shayri”Humtum”
Alwida Dostoon Ab Hum Chaltey Hain

“Sher Shayari Karne Main Toh Bada Maja Aata Hai”
“Sher Shayari Karne Main Toh Bada Maja Aata Hai”
“Jab Asli Ka Sher Saamne Aata Hai,
To Saam Ne Ki Gili Aur Piche Ki Pili Ho Jati Hai”
By Bosco Khan

Kisi Ne Kaha Hai Ki Mere Marne Ke Baad,
Meri Kaber Par Aaloo Ka Ped Laga Dena,
Kyunki,
Phir Aate Jate Log Sochnege ,
Ki Chat Ka Bahut Shoken Tha

Tumhari Belt Ke Daayre Se
Tumhari Kamar Na Barhne Pae,
Chaati Hardam Aage Rahe Pet Se
Jhukna Chaaho Gar Kabhi
To Ye Boree Aade Na Aae, (Boree= Tummy)

Jugnu HIi Deewane Nikle Andhiyaara Jhutlaane Nikle
Jinko Pakda Haath Samajhkar Woh Keval Dastaane Nikle

Dekho Aaj Mausam Kitna Suhana Hai……
Dekho Aaj Mausam Kitna Suhana Hai…..
Ab Dekhna Band Kar,Ghar Bhi Jana Hai….

Ishq Telephone Per Kaarobaar Telephone Per
Kya Nahi Hota Mere Sarkaar Telephone Per
Hadh To Yeh Hai Ke Raat Operation Kara Ke Chal Diya
Doctor Sahab Se Ek Mareez Telephone Per

Mere Ishq Mein Janeman
Tera Kya Haal Ho Gaya
Badnan Se Badboo Aa Rahi Hai
Yu Lagta Hai Nahaye Zamana Ho Gaya

Woh Gori Hai Uski Zulfe Hain Kali
Wo Pari Hai Ya Pariyo Ki Rani
Uski Har Baat Hai Nirali
Par Kya Karu Yaaro Wo Larki Kisi
Aur Ne Pata Li

Ek Biwi Sote Hue Jor Se Chillai
Jaldi Utho Mera Shohar Aaya Hai
Pathan Utha Or Khidki Se Chhalang Laga Di
Tang Toot Gayi Fir Khayal Aya Mai Hi To Uska Sohar Hun

Soldier,Soldier Sabun Wabun Chod Kar Kisse Nahane Gaya,
Head &Shoulder-Head & Shoulder Kya Isse Nahane Gaya.
Soldier,Soldier Sabun Wabun Chod Kar Kisse Nahane Gaya,
Head &Shoulder-Head & Shoulder Meri Dandruff Uda Legaya.

Aaj Kare To Kal Kar
Kal Kare So Parso
Itni Jaldi Kion Padi Hai
Jab Jina Hai Barso

Aaj Mousam Hai Fine
Mere Haath Mein Hai Wine
Tere Baap Ko Lagta Hai Ye Crime
Phir Bhi Hai Happy Valentine

Dar Dar Bhatakte Firte Hai Arman Ki Tarah
Har Koi Milta Hai Anjaam Ki Tarah
Ab Aap Se Call Ki Aas Kya Rakhe
Jab Aap Sms Bhi Karte Hai Ehsaan Ki Tarah

Consigmnet Kiya Dil Ka
Joint Veture Kiya Honeymoon Ka
Jab Hosh Aaya
Yeah Asset Tha Kisi Aur Ka

Bhooto Sa Chehra Tera Chudeloo Si Muskaan Hai
Bhooto Sa Chehra Tera Chudeloo Si Muskaan Hai
Rang Tera Dekh Ke Roop Tera Dekh Ke Kudrat Bhi
Preshaan Hai

A Jatt Was Passing Through A Jungle
A Beautiful Churail Stops Him Says
Hoo – Oo – O – Ha – Ha -Ha Main Churail Hu
Jatt – Fer Dekhdi Ki Ae Chimber Jaa

Tu Meri Saanson Mein Is Tarah Samaayi Hai
Jaise Baajre Ke Khet Mein Bhens Ghus Aayi Hai

75 Year Old Lady Ne Newspaper Me Add Diya,
-ŗ Zarorut-E-Rishta-
7 Din K Baad Ek Letter Aaya
-Å— Amma Is Umer Mein Rishtay Nahin,
Farishtay Aatay Hain-

Kon Kehta Hai Ke Khuda Ishq Nahi Karte
Wo Kambat Hum Hai Jo Uspe Shak Nahi Karte

Aaj Baag Mai Kali Hai
Kal Gulab Hoga
Jo Tujhse Shadi Karega
Us Ka Dimag Kharab Hoga

Katchi Kali Katchnar Ki, Katcha Na Samjhna
Lar Jaoonga Tere Baap Se Batcha Na Samajhna

Jab Jab Ghire Badal Teri Yaad Ayi
Jhom Ke Barsa Sawan Teri Yaad Ayi
Bhiga Main Phir Bhee Teri Yaad Ayi Ab Nahin Raha Jata
Chatri Lota De Bhai

Yaaro Marr Bhi Gyaa To Meri Kabar Par Name-Plate Lagva Dena
Uthaa Kar Jnaaza Mera Unki Gali Ghumaa Dena
Vo Agar Poche Pata Meri Rooh Ka
To Girl’s Hostel Btaa Dena

Pai Jo Mohabbat Humne Hum To Gul-E-Gulfaam Ho Gaye,
Pai Jo Mohabbat Humne Hum To Gul-E-Gulfaam Ho Gaye,
Uske Papa Se Zutte Pade Aise Ki Saare Mohalle Mein
Badnaam Ho Gaye

Ah Kuriyeh Jah Kuriyeh’uray Ah Thenu Pyar Kareeyeh’pyar Karkay Thenuwee Lameuin Latawa’lameuin Latakai Mai Hud Theyra Koosa Mara”}.Hahahaha Lol Lol Lol’z.

Preity Ka Husn Aishwariya Ka Khumaar Dekha Hai
Kuch Is Tarah Se Haseenon Ka Pyar Dekha Hai
Unhe Khilane Pilaane Mein Hui Hai Yeh Haalat
Kasam Khuda Ki Cinema Bhi Udhaar Dekha Hai

Aaj Main Aapko Ek Sachchayi Se
Rubru Karwa Raha Hoo Pls Gor Farmaayiyega..
Kabhi Yeh Mat Socho Tumhari Girlfrnd Ne Tumhe
Kitna Romantic Msg Bheja He, Hamesha Yeh Socho Ki Usko Kisne Bheja Hoga?..

Na Jaaane Husn Wale Chasma Kyun Lagate Hain
Unhone Aisa Kya Kiya Jo Aankhen Churate Hain

Maine Kaha Pagal Kyu Ho
Usne Kaha Tumne Pagal Kyu Banaya
Maine Kaha Itna Soti Kyu Ho
Usne Kaha Itna Acha Khana Kyu Banaya

Teri Yaad Dil Se Jaany Nahi Dengy,
Tere Jaisa Dost Khone Nahi Dengy,
Sharaafat Se Contact Mein Rehna,
Varna Kaan Ke Neechy Dengy
Aur Rony Bhi Nahi Dengy

Aaya Tha Main Baraat Le Ke
Jaane Tujhe Saath Le Ke
Tune Ye Kya Kar Daala Jaalim
Mandup Main Kisi Aur Ka Saath De Ke

Impact Of Movies :
Teacher :- Who Is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student :- He Is The One Who Helped
Munna Bhai To Impress His Girlfriend!

Likhna Hai Shaayari
Ban Na Hai Mujhko Bhi Shyaar
Are Dedo Dhoka
Karke Mujhse Bhi Koi Pyar
Are Koi Karo Na Mujhse Bhi Dhoka

Nazar Mili Jab Wo Akeli Thi,
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Dosti Hui Tab Sath Saheli Thi,
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Pyar Hua To Wo Paheli Thi,
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Dusre Ke Sath Bhag Gayi,
Tab Patta Chala Yaaro,
Wo Us Area Ki,
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Chikni Chameli Thi…

Usne Mera Naam Liya To Maine Dil Ko Tham Liya
Man Se Aakho Ka Kam Liya Aapna Unko Maan Liya
Kasme Khay Vade Kiye
Shadi Kar Li
Uf Kitna Bura Sapna Tha Aacha Hua‚  Meri Neend Khul Gayi

Sui Se Nikla
Bhawra Se Phaela
Haath God Chod Ke
Naak Mein Dawda….

Darde Dil Mein Gham Ki Kaliyan Khilti Hai,
Tanhai Aksar Humse Milte Hai,
Tum Ne Jabse Shuru Kiya Sms Karna,
Kasam Khuda Ki Mobile Ki Battery Kam Chalti Hai

Main Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta
Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha Main
Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta
Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha

Hum Karte Hai Tumse Pyar
Isliye Karte Hai Tumhara Intezar
Par Itna Bhi Naa Karo Intezar,
Ke Ho Jaye Kisi Aur Se Pyar

Tumko Dekha To Ye Khyal Aya!!
Tumko Dekha To Ye Khyal Aya!!
Yaar Tumhe Tumhari Mom Ne Kitna Complain Pilaya???

By Idiot

Tujhe Paana Chahte They Magar Paa Na Sake
Tujhe Paana Chahte They Magar Paa Na Sake
Tum Vo Balla Nikli Jise Hum Fassa Na Sake

Ham Bhi Teri Yaad Main Tajmahal Banwayangay
Shah Jahan Ne To Mumtaj Ko Murda Dafnaya Tha
Hum Tujhe Zinda Dafnayengey

Laakhon Honge Nigaah Mein
Kabhi Mujhe Bhii Pick Karoo…
Mere Pyaar Ke Icon Pee
Kabhi To Double-Click Karo…

Dil Mein Aansuyo Ke Mele Hain
Tum Bin Hum Bohat Akele Hain
Sab Kuch Chhod Kar Tumeh E-Mail Karte Hain
Dekho Hum Kitne Vele Hain

Taraste Hue Uske Haathon Ne Meri Kalai Ko Chua Hai
Jaise Uski Har Saans Pooch Rahi Ho
Bhaiya Time Kya Hua Hai

Andhe Ke Hath Mein Torch
Bahare Ke Hath Mein Radio
Gunge Ke Hath Mein Mike
Aur Aap Ke Hath Mein Mobile
Wah Wah Kya Jamana Aaya Hai

Cycle Chalaate Waqt
Handle Ko Dekho
Ladki Pataate Waqt
Sandal Ko Dekho

I Want To Share Everything With U
Your Sadness, Ur Happy Moments
Every Single Second Of The Day
Let-‘s Start With
Your Bank Account.