Aapki hari aankhon main doob jane ko

Aapki Hari Hari Aankhon Main Doob Jane Ko Dil Karta Hai
Aapki Hari Hari Aankhon Main Doob Jane Ko Dil Karta Hai
By The Way Kitni Gahri Hongi Aapki Aankhen
Jayada Gahrai Se Mujhe Bahut Dar Lagta Hai.

Mashooka lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch

Mashooka: Lagta Hai Meri Aankh Mein
Kuch Gir Gaya Dekho To
Mashook: Darling, Ek Tinka Dikh To Raha Hai
Kyon Na Usey Wahin Rahne Diya Jaye
Main Doobonga To Sahara Dega

Hum aise aashiq hai jo gulaab ko

Hum Aise Aashiq Hai Jo Gulaab Ko Kamal Bana Denge
Uski Har Ada Par Gazal Bana Denge
Agar Woh Aajaaye Zindagi Mein Meri To,
Reliance Ki Kasam Mumbai Mein Bhi Taj Mahal Bana Denge.

Nahin ab hum apke raste mein kabhi

Nahin Ab Hum Apke Raste Mein Kabhi Nahin Ayenge,
Hame Pata Hai Aap Hame Kaat Khayenge,
Hum Ton Rehte Hain Chote Se Shehar Mein,
Hum 14 Teeke Kahan Se Lagvayenge.

Agar isi se sawarti ho kisi ke

Agar Isi Se Sawarti Ho Kisi Ke Zindagi
To Hum Haazir Hain Abhi Marne Ke Liye
Agar Isi Se Khilta Ho Aap Ka Mobile
To Banda Haazir Hai Sms Karne Ke Liye

Pyar huwa ikrar se abb kyo darta

Pyar Huwa Ikrar Huwa Pyar Se Abb Kyo Darta Hai Dil
Darta Hai Dil Awhe Bharta Hai Dil Kyoke Janta Hai Yeh Apne Pyar Ki Manzil
Shadi Ke Badd Hona Hai Kya Kaun Sajayega Badd Mein Mehfil
Pyar Nahi Sirf Kaam Hoga Aur Badd Mein Katne Padenge Bill

Unka deedar hamein kya rog laga gaya

Unka Deedar Hamein Kya Rog Laga Gaya,
Dil Ke Kone Me Mohabbat Ka Keeda Jaga Gaya,
Aalam-E-Aashiqui Me Logon Khoob Ainthey Paise,
Paanwala Bhi Cigarette Dekar Choona Laga Gaya

Aa kar ke meri kabar pe tune

Aa Kar Ke Meri Kabar Pe Tune Jo Muskura Diya
Bijli Falak Se Gir Padi Sara Kafan Jala Diya
Chain Se So Rahi Thi Main Ode Kafan Majaar Mein
Yahan Bhi Satane Aagaye Kisne Pata Bata Diya

Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi

Chand Par Kaali Ghata Chaati To Hogi
Taron Mein Chamak Aati To Hogi
Tum Lakh Chupao Duniya Se
Magar Akeley Mein
Tumhe Apni Shakal Pe Hansi Aati To Hogi

Raton ko tere khwaab chale aaten hai

Raton Ko Tere Khwaab Chale Aaten Hai
Dinn Mai Neend Hii Neend Chalii Aatii Hai
Salaa Ab Mai Kaam Karu Tau Kab Karun
Sare Waqt Ubaasii Hii Chalii Aatii Hain

Dost badal gaya hai zamana ek

Dost Badal Gaya Hai Zamana ,
Ek Din Nahin Nahaya To Kya Chhupana,
Ab To Hai Naya Readymade Bahana ;
Do Bucket Paani Rozana Hai Bachana

Paata nahi phir kab tumhaara deedar hoga

Paata Nahi Phir Kab Tumhaara Deedar Hoga
Ghar Mein Tumhaara Pati Phir Bimaar Hoga
Har Mode Pe Aankhe Tumhi Ko Dhundhati Hai
Aajkal Tumhare Pati Ki Bimaari Ke Khawab Boonti Hai

Ek aadmi apni khoobsurat biwi ke saath

Ek Aadmi Apni Khoobsurat Biwi Ke Saath
Car Me Baitha, Driver Ne Shisha Set Kiya,
Aadmi Gusse Mein Bola–meri Biwi Ko Dekhta Hai
Piche Baith, Car Main Chalauga.-

Police tumhe kal subah 5 baje

Police : Tumhe Kal Subah
5 Baje Phasi Di Jayegi.
Sardar : Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police : Kion Has Rahe Ho?
Sardar : Main To Uthta Hi
Subha 9 Baje Hon.!
Hehehe

Sade khayal da vi rakheya kar har

Sade Khayal Da Vi Khayal Rakheya Kar,
Har Wehle Na Nawa Sawal Rakheya Kar,
Noji Teri Wagdi Rehendi Har Wehle,
Kise Wehle Taan Kol Rumaal Rakheya Kar

Hum raat ki tanhayee mein aavaaz diya

Hum Raat Ki Tanhayee Mein Aavaaz Diya Karte Hain
Aur Sitaroan Se Aapka Jikr Kiya Karte Hain
Na Aayo Khwaboan Mein Humare
Hum Bhoot Se Dara Karte Hain

Dur se dekha to gabbar ka hadda

Dur Se Dekha To Gabbar Ka Hadda Dikh Raha Tha
Dur Se Dekha To Gabbar Ka Hadda Dikh Raha Tha
Pas Aake Dekha To Gabbar Ka Chadda Dikh Raha Tha

Aaj hum tum baithe hai kisi dhabe

Aaj Hum Tum Baithe Hai
Kisi Dhabe To Peen Baithe Hai Lassi
But Just Kintu Parantu Aasi Ooooo
Lassi Vich Padi Hui Aaj Makkhi Miss Kitti

Lamho mein jo kat jae wo kya

lamho mein jo kat jae wo kya jindagi
aansuo mein jo beh jae wo kya jindagi
jindagi ka to falsafa hi kuch aur hai
jo har kisi ko samajh aae wo kya jindagi

Main sms isliye nahi karta ke muze

Main Sms Isliye Nahi Karta Ke Muze Aadat Hai Iski
Meri Koi Icchha Nahi Tere Inbox Ko Stress Karne Ki
Baat Ye Hai Ke Mere Mobile Ko Tere Mobile Se Ishq Hai,
Aur Ye Iski Koshish Hai Use Impress Karne Ki

Cycel se takraye or humari ahkhey char

Cycel Se Takraye Or Humari‚  Ahkhey Char Hu Gayee
Bech Mein Aayee Ladki Ki Maa
To Meri Shirt Taar Taar Ho Gayi
Ladki Ka Baap Bola Chal Bahg Fun2shh
Nahi To Dhuti Phad Ker Rumal Ker Dunga

Tum se ye soch ke maine dil

Tum Se Ye Soch Ke Maine Dil Lagaya Thaa
Hume Bhi Koi Chahane Wala Mil Jayegaa
Lekin Mujhe Kaha Intna Andaaza Thaa
Tumahra Vivaah Kisi Aur Ke Saath Ho Jayegaa

Pyar ki sidi pe chad to gaye

Pyar Ki Sidi Pe Chad To Gaye Hain
Magar Ye Nahi Dekha Ki Niche Gehri Khai Hai
Tumko Offer De To Diya Hai
Par Yeh Nahi Socha Ki Tumahre Piche Khada Tumahra Bhai Hai

Aashiq ne pucheya rab ton ae rabba

Aashiq Ne Pucheya Rab Ton
Ae Rabba Tu Jag Nu Pyar Da Vairy Kyon Bana Ditta ???
Rab Hassya Te Boleya Tusi Keda Mere Naal Changa Kitta
Tusi Vi Taan Yaar Nu Hi Rab Bana Ditta

Lab khamosh hote hain jab tum saamne

Lab Khamosh Hote Hain Jab Tum Saamne Aati Ho
Dil Dhadakta Hai Jab Nigaahein Milaati Ho
Saans Ruk Jaati Hai Jab Muskuraate Ho
Bhoot Ho Kya Jo Tum Itna Daraate Ho

Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte

Aap Kya Jaano Hum Kitna Yaad Karte Hain
Maano Ya Na Maano Har Pal Fariyaad Karte Hain
Roz Khat Likhte Hain Cartoon Network Ko
Aur Aapko Play Karne Ki Maang Karte Hain

Fer ki hoya je tu hatha te

Fer Ki Hoya Je Tu Hatha Te Mehndi La Layi
Hun Assi Vi Sehra Sajawange,
Sanu Pata Si Ki Tu Saadi Kismat Ch Nahi,
Hun Teri Choti Bhen Fasawange

Roses r redsky is blue monkeys like

Roses R Red,Sky Is Blue,
Monkeys Like U,Should Be Kept In Zoo.
Don-‘t Feel Angry.U Will Find Me There Too,
Not In Cage, But Laughing At U.

Jab se pyar mera miss manage ho

Jab Se Pyar Mera Miss Manage Ho Gaya
Jindagi Ka Sara System Damage Ho Gaya
Pahle Jo Pyar Ka Paigam Hua Karta Tha
Mera Wahi Sms Ab Sirf Massage Rah Gaya

O meri jaane tamanna kahan kho gayi

O Meri Jaane Tamanna Kahan Kho Gayi Ho
Hum To Jaag Rahe Hain Tum So Gayi Ho
Sapnon Mein‚  Tum Bas Hamen Hi Yaad Rakhna
Naam Mera Deepak Hai Pls Rakesh Mat Kehna

Kitaabon mein likha hai aur ye itihaas

Kitaabon Mein Likha Hai Aur Ye Itihaas Kahta Hain
Agar Jannat Hai Duniya Mein To Wo Hai Raajdhaani Mein
Badi Hasrat Thi Bachpan Se, Kutub Meenaar Dekhoonga
Tabelaa Bhains Ka Dekha Jo Aaya Raajdhaani Mein

Romance mathematics smart man woman

Romance Mathematics
Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy

Santa kal raat nu film vich ik

Santa: Kal Raat Nu Film Vich Ik Chudail Kade
Mere Agge Kade Mere Piche Ghummi Ja Rai Si,
Banta: Kehri Film Si-Â…?
Santa: Mere Viah Di Movie.

Tum ne dekha mujhe meine tujhe humko

Tum Ne Dekha Mujhe, Meine Dekha Tujhe,
Tum Ne Dekha Mujhe, Meine Dekha Tujhe,
Humko Hua Kuch Kuch Dil Mein Aur,
Tumne Samja Yeh Story Hai Picture Kuch Kuch Hota Hai Ki.

By Harshil Shah

Oh jutti tille waali hey jo mein

Oh Jutti Tille Waali Hey,
Jo Mein Haan Pairan Wich Paandi,
Badal Leyo Tareeke Aapne, Nahi Te,
Jutti Kamm Kisse Hor Wi Je Aandi…

Zara si mobile main de jaga tu

Zara Si Mobile Main De Jaga Tu Zara Sa Inbox Le Saja
Zara Sent Items Main Ja Tu Zara Sa Balance Le Ghata
Main Bheju Sms Tjhko Meri Jaan Be Panah

Santa mein tere 64 de dand todd

Santa: Mein Tere 64 De 64 Dand Todd Dene Hai.
Ik Hor Aadmi Ne Keha Santa 64 Nahi 32 Dand Hunde Ne.
Santa: Meinu Patta Se Tu Vi Bolega Is Layi Tere Vi Gin Laye Ne

Koyi mujhe yuhi bura kaise keh sakthe

Koyi Mujhe Yuhi Bura Kaise Keh Sakthe Hain,
Koyi Mujhe Yuhi Bura Kaise Keh Sakthe Hain,
Kyoun Ki Woh Kuda Hi Hain
Jo Subah Se Sham Thak Yitne Haseeno Ko Dikatha Hain!

Tusi nahi great ho lehsun ki plate

Tusi Nahi Great Ho Lehsun Ki Plate Ho
Koyley Ka Rate Rate Ho
Lagta Hai Sookhei Seth Ho
Mujh Se Mil Lo Kabhi Phir Kahogey
Merey Yaar Main Nahin Tusi Barhey Great Ho

Khwabo main ayenge sms ki tarah dil

Khwabo Main Ayenge Sms Ki Tarah.
Dil Main Bas Jayenge Ring Tone Ki Tarah,
Ye Yari Kabhi Kam Na Hogi Balance Ki Tarah,
Sirf Tum Busy Na Hona Network Ki Tarah.

Door se dekha to airport pe plane

Door Se Dekha To Airport Pe Plane Nazar Aa Raha Tha…
Door Se Dekha To Airport Pe Plane Nazar Aa Raha Tha….
Jab Tak Pas Gaye ,tab Tak Ud Gaya …