Hume kya pata tha ke tum itne

Hume Kya Pata Tha Ke Tum Itne Ho Selfich
Aur Tumhe Abhi Bhi Nahi Pata Ke Kya Hai Meri Wish
Tumhe Pakake Khilaun Ek Achchisi Naee Dish
Baho Me Lu Tumki Aur Du Ek Hot Kiss

Har ek baat pe kehte ho ki

Har Ek Baat Pe Kehte Ho Ki Tu Kya Hai,
Tumhi Kaho Ki Yeh Andaze Guftgu Kya Hai,
Hum Hai Betaab Aur Woh Hai Bejaar,
Yaa Khuda Yeh Majra Kya Hai

Khidki pe hasti tu nazar aayi mere

Khidki Pe Hasti Tu Nazar Aayi Mere Halat Pe
ki ab oont pahad ke neeche to aaya…
kaise maine ek pagal deewane aashique ko
apne peeche peeche pille sa doudaya

1st ever intelligent sardar teacher what

1st Ever Intelligent Sardar.
Teacher : What Do U Call A Person
Who Cannot Hear Anything?
Sardar : U Can Call Him Anything,
Because He Cannot Hear Anything:-)

Gujra hoon us gali se to phir

Gujra Hoon Us Gali Se To Phir Yaad Aa-Gaya
Uska Woh Intefaaq Ajeeb Intefaaq Thaa
Rangeen Ho Gaya Thaa Bhohut Hi Maumla….
Phenka Jo Usne Phool To Gamla Bhi Saath Tha

Lovers sitting in a park boy tries

Lovers Sitting In A Park,
Boy Tries To Kiss The Girl..
Girl Says No Dear Not
All This Before Marriage..
Boy : Don¯Â¿Â½t Worry Darling
¯Â¿Â½ I Am Already Married?

I want u 2 know dat our

I Want U 2 Know Dat
Our Friendship Means Alot 2 Me.
U Cry I Cry.
U Lauf I Lauf.
U Jump Out Of Da Window…
I Look Down And Den…
I Lauf Again!

Woh bhi kya din they jab

Woh Bhi Kya Din They ….
Jab Hum Hasino Ke Gale Mila Karte They …
Ye Un Dino Ki Baat Hain ….
Jab Hum 2 Saal Ke Hua Karte They

Rab se dua karta hun her janam

Rab Se Dua Karta Hun,
Her Janam Me Tujhe Khushiyon Ka Sansar Mile,
Jo Muje Abhi Messages Na Kare ,
Use Apni Girl Friend Se Puri Zindagi Behan Jaisa Pyar Mile.

Usne meri hatho ki kalaio ko is

Usne Meri Hatho Ki Kalaio Ko Is Tarah Se Pakda Hai
Usne Meri Hatho Ki Kalaio Ko Is Tarah Se Pakda Hai
Kee Uskee Zuba Bus Yehi Keheti Hai
Kee Bhaisahab Time Kya Hoa Hai?

Hasino ke chehre pe har waqt khushi

Hasino Ke Chehre Pe Har Waqt Khushi Hoti Hai,
Unnke Labon Pe Har Waqt Hansi Chaai Hoti Hai,
Doston Parr Jiss Hassina Pe Yeh Dil Aata Hai,
Aray Woh Kambakht Pehle Se Hi Fansi Hoti Hai.
By Saurabh

Kaun kaheta hain ke tajmahel sirf shahajnha

Kaun Kaheta Hain Ke Tajmahel Sirf Shahajnha Hi Bana Sakta
Arey Taj To Hum Bhi Bana Sakte Hain
Per Kya Karey Hume Koi Mumtaz Hi Nahi Milti
Aur Mil Bhi Gai To Kise Pata Woh Kab Maregi

Mehil saji thi msgs ka tha daur

Mehil Saji Thi Msgs Ka Tha Daur,
Sms Maine Kia Tha Kisi Ne Na Kia Ghor,
Sms Mai Paise Lagey Thay Meray Halal K,
Or Sab Kanjoos Keh Rahay They 1 Aur 1 Aur

Ek bar patrkar ne netaji par chalayi

Ek Bar Ek Patrkar Ne Ek Netaji Par Chalayi Rang Bhari Pichkari,
Netaji Ki Thi Lachari Unke Pas Na Tha Rang Na Tha Gulal,
Par Badle Ki Bhawana Se Unka Ho Raha Tha Bura Haal,
Tabhi Unhone Pas Hi Padi Kichad Dekhi Aur Patrkar Par Pheki,

Ishq ke khatir jane kya log kar

Ishq Ke Khatir Jane Kya Log Kar Gaye
Kuch Bane Paagal To Kuch Katl Kar Gaye
Ek Hum Hi Nahin Shaayad Jo “Isse” Dar Gaye
Kuch Aur Nahin Kar Sake To Shayar Ban Gaye

Once james bond met a dog in

Once James Bond Met A Dog In Jungle
He Said,- I Am Bond.!! James Bond..!!-
The Dog Bites Him & Replies,- I Am Kutta..!!!-
-ŗ Pagal Kutta-…!!-

Kya ishq ne samjha hai husn jaana

Kya Ishq Ne Samjha Hai, Kya Husn Ne Jaana Hai…
Kya Ishq Ne Samjha Hai, Kya Husn Ne Jaana Hai…
Saamne Ek Hi Sandaas Hai ,Aur Chaar Jan Ko Jaana Hai !

Shadi karni chahi par kismat na khuli

Shadi Karni Chahi Par Kismat Na Khuli
Taj Mahal Banana Chaha Par Mumtaz Na Mili
Ek Din Kismat Khuli Shadi Hue
Ab Taj Mahal Banana Chata Hu
Par Yeh Mumtaj Hai Ke Marti Hi Nahi

Yu dekha na karo tum hume haste

Yu Dekha Na Karo Tum Hume Haste Haste
Yu Dekha Na Karo Tum Hume Haste Haste
Mere Dost Bade Khraab Hain
Keh Denge Bhabhi Ji Namaste

Mere dardo ko tujhe is tarah saza

Mere Dardo Ko Tujhe Is Tarah Saza Mile
Kash Mere Dardo Ki Tujhe Is Tarah Saza Mile
Tujhe Su Su Aaye Bari Jor Se
Aur Karne Ki Jagah Na Mile

Tum jo hamarey meet na hotey hum

Tum Jo Hamarey Meet Na Hotey
Tum Jo Hamarey Meet Na Hotey
Hum Bhi Itney Dheeth Na Hotey
Tumsey Hi Seekha Humney Dhokha Denaa
Warna Hum Itney Badey Cheat Na Hotey

sher shayari karne main toh bada maja

“Sher Shayari Karne Main Toh Bada Maja Aata Hai”
“Sher Shayari Karne Main Toh Bada Maja Aata Hai”
“Jab Asli Ka Sher Saamne Aata Hai,
To Saam Ne Ki Gili Aur Piche Ki Pili Ho Jati Hai”
By Bosco Khan

Kisi ne kaha hai ki mere marne

Kisi Ne Kaha Hai Ki Mere Marne Ke Baad,
Meri Kaber Par Aaloo Ka Ped Laga Dena,
Kyunki,
Phir Aate Jate Log Sochnege ,
Ki Chat Ka Bahut Shoken Tha

Dekho koi wada na karo bhool jaoge

Dekho Koi Wada Na Karo Bhool Jaoge
Mujhe Yaad Jyada Na Karo Bhool Jaoge
Jab Aao To Kar Lena Gile Sikwe Saare
Abhi Se Irada Na Karo Bhool Jaoge…

Tumhari belt ke daayre se kamar na

Tumhari Belt Ke Daayre Se
Tumhari Kamar Na Barhne Pae,
Chaati Hardam Aage Rahe Pet Se
Jhukna Chaaho Gar Kabhi
To Ye Boree Aade Na Aae, (Boree= Tummy)

Ishq telephone per kaarobaar kya nahi hota

Ishq Telephone Per Kaarobaar Telephone Per
Kya Nahi Hota Mere Sarkaar Telephone Per
Hadh To Yeh Hai Ke Raat Operation Kara Ke Chal Diya
Doctor Sahab Se Ek Mareez Telephone Per

Woh gori hai uski zulfe hain kali

Woh Gori Hai Uski Zulfe Hain Kali
Wo Pari Hai Ya Pariyo Ki Rani
Uski Har Baat Hai Nirali
Par Kya Karu Yaaro Wo Larki Kisi
Aur Ne Pata Li

Ek biwi sote hue jor se chillai

Ek Biwi Sote Hue Jor Se Chillai
Jaldi Utho Mera Shohar Aaya Hai
Pathan Utha Or Khidki Se Chhalang Laga Di
Tang Toot Gayi Fir Khayal Aya Mai Hi To Uska Sohar Hun

Soldiersoldier sabun wabun chod kar kisse nahane

Soldier,Soldier Sabun Wabun Chod Kar Kisse Nahane Gaya,
Head &Shoulder-Head & Shoulder Kya Isse Nahane Gaya.
Soldier,Soldier Sabun Wabun Chod Kar Kisse Nahane Gaya,
Head &Shoulder-Head & Shoulder Meri Dandruff Uda Legaya.

Dar bhatakte firte hai arman ki tarah

Dar Dar Bhatakte Firte Hai Arman Ki Tarah
Har Koi Milta Hai Anjaam Ki Tarah
Ab Aap Se Call Ki Aas Kya Rakhe
Jab Aap Sms Bhi Karte Hai Ehsaan Ki Tarah

Eh kudiyan bahut shetan ne pal ch

Eh Kudiyan Bahut Shetan Ne
Pal Ch Kadh Laindiyan Jaan Ne
Pehlan Dindiyan Ne Sohni Smile Di Luk
Phir Pucho Tan Kehndiyan Ne
I M Already Booked

75 year old lady ne newspaper me

75 Year Old Lady Ne Newspaper Me Add Diya,
-ŗ Zarorut-E-Rishta-
7 Din K Baad Ek Letter Aaya
-Å— Amma Is Umer Mein Rishtay Nahin,
Farishtay Aatay Hain-

Log ishq karte hai bade shor ke

Log Ishq Karte Hai Bade Shor Ke Saath
Humne Bhi Kiya,Bade Zor Ke Saath
Magar Ab Karenge,Thoda Gaur Ke Saath
Kyonki Kal Usko Dekha,Kisi Aur Ke Saath

Jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi jhom

Jab Jab Ghire Badal Teri Yaad Ayi
Jhom Ke Barsa Sawan Teri Yaad Ayi
Bhiga Main Phir Bhee Teri Yaad Ayi Ab Nahin Raha Jata
Chatri Lota De Bhai

Yaaro marr bhi gyaa to meri kabar

Yaaro Marr Bhi Gyaa To Meri Kabar Par Name-Plate Lagva Dena
Uthaa Kar Jnaaza Mera Unki Gali Ghumaa Dena
Vo Agar Poche Pata Meri Rooh Ka
To Girl’s Hostel Btaa Dena

Pai jo mohabbat humne hum to gul e gulfaam

Pai Jo Mohabbat Humne Hum To Gul-E-Gulfaam Ho Gaye,
Pai Jo Mohabbat Humne Hum To Gul-E-Gulfaam Ho Gaye,
Uske Papa Se Zutte Pade Aise Ki Saare Mohalle Mein
Badnaam Ho Gaye

Preity ka husn aishwariya khumaar dekha hai

Preity Ka Husn Aishwariya Ka Khumaar Dekha Hai
Kuch Is Tarah Se Haseenon Ka Pyar Dekha Hai
Unhe Khilane Pilaane Mein Hui Hai Yeh Haalat
Kasam Khuda Ki Cinema Bhi Udhaar Dekha Hai

Aaj main aapko ek sachchayi se rubru

Aaj Main Aapko Ek Sachchayi Se
Rubru Karwa Raha Hoo Pls Gor Farmaayiyega..
Kabhi Yeh Mat Socho Tumhari Girlfrnd Ne Tumhe
Kitna Romantic Msg Bheja He, Hamesha Yeh Socho Ki Usko Kisne Bheja Hoga?..

Teri yaad dil se jaany nahi dengy

Teri Yaad Dil Se Jaany Nahi Dengy,
Tere Jaisa Dost Khone Nahi Dengy,
Sharaafat Se Contact Mein Rehna,
Varna Kaan Ke Neechy Dengy
Aur Rony Bhi Nahi Dengy

Asi pyar kita si hikk de jor

Asi Pyar Kita Si Hikk De Jor Te,
Ohde Bhaiyan Ne Kutteya Gali De Modd Te,
Asi Mangna Si Usnu Hath Jorr Ke,
Saleyan Ne Kutt-Kutt Ke Hath Hi Todd Te-Â…

Impact of movies teacher who

Impact Of Movies :
Teacher :- Who Is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student :- He Is The One Who Helped
Munna Bhai To Impress His Girlfriend!

Nazar mili jab wo akeli thi

Nazar Mili Jab Wo Akeli Thi,
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Dosti Hui Tab Sath Saheli Thi,
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Pyar Hua To Wo Paheli Thi,
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Dusre Ke Sath Bhag Gayi,
Tab Patta Chala Yaaro,
Wo Us Area Ki,
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Chikni Chameli Thi…

Usne mera naam liya to maine dil

Usne Mera Naam Liya To Maine Dil Ko Tham Liya
Man Se Aakho Ka Kam Liya Aapna Unko Maan Liya
Kasme Khay Vade Kiye
Shadi Kar Li
Uf Kitna Bura Sapna Tha Aacha Hua‚  Meri Neend Khul Gayi

Darde dil mein gham ki kaliyan khilti

Darde Dil Mein Gham Ki Kaliyan Khilti Hai,
Tanhai Aksar Humse Milte Hai,
Tum Ne Jabse Shuru Kiya Sms Karna,
Kasam Khuda Ki Mobile Ki Battery Kam Chalti Hai

Wo sunday ki shaam thi haath me

Wo Sunday Ki Shaam Thi
Haath Me Glass Bhari Jaam Thi
Pilaane Waali Eid Ka Chaand Thi
Aur Jab Hosh Aaya,
Police Ka Danda Aur Apni G**Nd Thi

I want to share everything with u

I Want To Share Everything With U
Your Sadness, Ur Happy Moments
Every Single Second Of The Day
Let-‘s Start With
Your Bank Account.