1 Ring Means I’m Thinking Of U;
2 Ring Means I Like U;
3 Means I Miss U;
4 Means ……..Pick D Phone Idiot

Amiri Ke Khwab Dekhne Laga,
Angreji Sharab Chakhane Laga,
Baap Ne Kabhi Page Nahi Dekha,
Aur Beta Mobile Rakhne Laga!!!

Shadi Se Pahale: Hero No. 1
Shadi Ke Baad: Coolie No. 1
Shadi Se Pahale: Meine Pyar Kiya
Shadi Ke Bad: Yeh Meine Kya Kiya

Ghalib Ne Likha Deewar Par Laal Rang Se,
Ghalib Ne Likha Deewar Par Laal Rang Se,
Yahan Likhna Mana Hai.

Dil Diya Humne Unhe Wafadar Manker
Unhone Tod Diya Dil Humey Jamadar Manker……….

Bandar Ki Kheti Mai Aloo Khane Kaise Ye Bhaloo Aagaye, Aaj Hamari Mayfil Mai Kaise Kaise Chaloo Aagaye

Dil Dena Kise Ek Ko
Woh Bhi Nake Ko
Jab Tak Sacha Dildar Na Mile
Propose Karte Rahon Har Ek Ko

Gandhi Bhi Chala Gaya,
Nehru Bhi Mar Gaya,
Subhash Bose Ka Bhi Kuchh Pata Nahi,
Aur Meri Bhi Tabiyat Thik Nahi Hai….
Pata Nahi Desh Ka Ab Kya Hoga.

Hotho Se Jo Choo Liya,
Ehsaas Aab Tak Hai,
Aankhe Nam Hai, Aur Sanso Mein Aag Aab Tak Hain…
Aur Kyo Na Ho… Khayi Bhi To ‘Hari Mirchi…’-Hai…

Tum Paas Hot To Tujhpe Pyar Aata Hai,
Tum Door Ho To Tera Intezaar Satata Hai.
Kya Kahe Is Dil Ki Haalat Ki,
Tujhe Yaad Kar Karke Hume Bukhaar Ho Jaata Hai.

Jalate Hai Bade Shauk Se Dilon Main “Saccha_pyar”…
Ek Din Khathm Ho Jata Hai Iska Wajood Jal Jal Ke Yaar…
Sacccha_(‚¯‚Â¥‚¯)_pyar—‚»(Sirf Khwabon Ki Duniya..)

Hattee (Elefant) Chale Bajar (Market)
Kutte (Dog) Bhoke Hajar (Thousand)

Phirta Raha Dili Mein,
Magar Dil Wali Nahi Milli
Marta Tha Jiski Yaad Mein
Who Ghar Wali Nahi Milli.
Who Aye Meri Kabra Pe Diya Bhuja Gaye
Baki Jo Tel Bacha Tha Who Sar Pe Lage Gaye

Problems Shuro Hui To Aayi Ammi Ki Yaad
Beach Probelem Ke Abba Ki Aayi Yaad
Abhi To University‚  Ke Bhi Baqi Hain
Aayengi Yaad Nani Bhi Kuch Dinnon Ke Baad

Aaj Tum Kitni Maasum Lag Rahi Ho
Yaa Humare Dil Se Sharat Kar Rahi Ho
Aur Na Dekho Tum Gaur Se Aaina Itna
Aise Toh Tum Humari Wife Kam
Girl Friend Jiyada Lag Rahi Ho.

The Quality I Like In You..My Friend..
That You Are 100% Sentimtntal…..
10 % Senti………..And
90 % Mental………….

Tere Naam Zindigi Ki Kahani Kar Di
Apna Bachpan Or Jawani Ker Di
Ab Aaya Burapa To‚  Kaha Chali Gai
Hum Se Aacha Tujhe Wo Kya Wo Dhobi Lagta Tha

Humne Jo Dekha Unhe Pyar Se Woh Nazrey Churaa Gaye
Yeh To Baad Main Pata Chala Ki Wo Bhenge The

Apni Khidki Se Unki Khdki Ka Nazara
Yoonto Saaf Hi Nazar Aata Tha,
Ye Baat Or Hai Ke Nazrein, Kamjor Thi Apni
Or Chashma Hame Footi Aankh Na Bhaata Tha,

Industriyan Saari Mere Yaar Kha Gaye
Meri Sari Jaidaad Rishtedaar Kha Gaye
Marne Ke Baad Bhi Unhone Ki Mere Saath Cheating
Mazar To Banai Kambakht Minar Kha Gaye

Kya Yaar Tum Bhi Ajeeb Ho, Mere Dil Ke Kitne Kareeb Ho,
Na Milte Ho, Na Sms Karte Ho, Kya Tum Mujhe Se Bhi Zayzda Garib Ho

Apni Mohabat Ka Izhar Karne Wala Hun…
Chitthi Nahi Taar Karne Wala Hun …
Koi Haseena To Ab Ghas Dalti Hi Nahi
Koi Haseena To Ab Ghas Dalti Hi Nahi
Isi Liye Ek Budiya Se Ishq Karne Wala Hun

Khushiya Hoti Hai Gum Bhulane Ke Liye
Khushiya Hoti Hai Gum Bhulane Ke Liye
Gum Hota Hai Paper Chipkane Ke Liye

Kahten Hain Ki Ishq Mein
Nind Ud Jaya Karti Hai
Are Koi Hamse Bhi Ishq Kar Le
Kambaqht Nind Bahut Aati Hai

Ha To Bacho Kis Kis Ko Pasand Hai
Wwe Zara Haath To Uthana
Hum Phir Se Ye Topic Shuru Kar Rahe Hai
Zara Unko To Batana

Vo Aaye Ghar Mein Hamaare, Khudaa Ki Qudrat Hai
Kabhi Ham Unko Kabhi Apne Ghar Ko Dekhate Hain

Gul Gayi Gulshan Gayi, Gayi Hoto Ki Laali
Aab Tho Peecha Chhod De,
Ab Tho Peecha Chhod De
Wo Ho Gayi Do Bachhon Waali

Sharaab Duniya Ki Sabse Badi Burai Hai…
To Chalo Is Burai Ko Khatam Karen…
Ek Bottle Tum Khatam Karo‚  Ek Hum Khatam Karein…

Tum Ho Pakistani Yeh Kaha Mujh Say Aik Mam Nay
Jab Main Khra Tha Holly Wood Main Tour Say
Kaha Main Nay Aap Nay Pachana Kaisye Mujh Ko
Kahnye Lagi Aap Dekhtye Hain Her Larki Ko Goor Say

Ajeeb Shakhs Hai Naraaz Ho Ke Hansta Hai
Main Chahata Hoon Khafa Ho To Woh Khafaa Hi Lage
Nahi Hai Mere Muqaddar Main Roshni Na Sahi
Yeh Khidki Kholo Zara Subah Ki Hawa To Lage

Every Man Should Marry…
After All, Happiness Is Not The Only Thing In Life.
Wise Men Never Marry…
And, When They Marry They Become *Otherwise*.

Kaali Raat , Kaali Ink, Kaala Rang Kadhaai Ka,
Khat Hum Likhe Kaise Janam, Ab Waqt Hai Padhaai Ka.

Train Aur Ladies Mein Kya Samanta Hain?
Train Late Hoti Hain To Makeup Karti Hain.
Lady Makeup Karti Hain To Late Hoti Hain.

Hathi Ne Kaha
Hatni Ki Qabar Per Ja Kar
Hathi Ne Kaha
Hatni Ki Qabar Per Ja Kar
Qurban Jaun Tumhari Patli Kamar Per

China Has A Great Deewar,
Russia Has A Comminust Sarkar,
America Has Powerful Radar,
But Beware World…….
Because Only India Has Power Of Sardar

After Becoming Famous Actor Mr.Popat Decides To Pose For A Picture.
To Show He Is Down To Earth He Decides To Pose Along With A Herd
Of Buffaloes And Resting Hiselbows On The Back Of The Cattle
He Poses For The Photo.Next Day The Photo Appears On Front Page
Of Anewspaper With Captionmr.Popat, Third From Left.

Teri Khatir Bhains Baich Du
Teri Khatir Gaa Baich Du
Tu Ek Baar Haa Kar De
Teri Khatir Apne Bacho Ki Maa Baich Du

Lawyer To Sardar : Geeta Pe Hath Rakho
Sardar : Kamal Hai, Seeta Pe Hath Rakha
To Baat Court Tak Pohanch Gaye,
Ab Bol Raha He Geeta Pe Hath Rakho:p

Uppar-Waale Ne Jo Hume Bakshee
Tum Woh Saugaat Ho
Din Main Raat Ho Aur Raat Main
Daant Sirf Daant Ho

Khuda Nay Aap Ko Bhaija To Bhaija..
Per Bhaija To Bhaija Aisa Bhaija
Kay Bhaijay Main Bhaija Hi Nahi Bhaija..
Ye Mujhe Kisi Nay Bhaija Isliye Maine Aap Ko Bhaija

Ek Baar Dekha Dost Ki Saheli Thi
Dosti Hui To Wo Ek Paheli Thi
Pyaar Hua To Jaan Hatheli Par Thi
Shadi Ke Baad Pataa Chalaa Wo To
Red Light Area Ki Chameli Thi

Apko Mulayam Ki Akal,
Laloo Ki Shakal,
Mayawati Ki Wani,
Jaya Ki Jawani,
Kalam Jaise Baal,
Atal Jaisi Chaal Mile..
Good Luck

Tum Se Tasveer Dil Behlane,
Ke Liye Nahin Mangi Thhi.
Bachche Zid Karen To Unhe,
Daraane Ke Kaam Aani Thhi.
By Pramod Kumar Sharma

Teri Aankhen Jhuki Jhuki
Tera Chehra Khila Khila
Jab Tere Gaalo Par Se Haath Ghumaaya
To Aadha Kilo Fair And Lovely Mila

Aaja Shaam Hone Aayi
Haathon Mein Le Kadhai..
Phir Kis Baat Ki Hai Ladai
Tune Pakaai To Maine Khaayi…

Tumhari Yaad Main Hum Duniya Bhula Bethe,
Tumhari Yaad Main Hum Duniya Bhula Bethe,
Is Galatfehmi Main Girlfriend Ko Behen Bana Bethe…..

Raah Mein Ladkiyon Ke Ghar Aaya Hu
Chalte Chalte Bahut Dur Aaya Hu
Mujhe To Yaar Nerul Jaana Tha Magar
By Mistake Belapur Aaya Hu

Teri Mohabbat Mein Ye Aanjam Paya
Sir Tuta Muh Tuta Muh Se Khun Aaya
Jab Mera Janaza Nikla To Aawaz Aayi
Baharo Phul Barsao Mera Mahboob Aaya

Doo Se Dekha To Chawal Ubal Rahe The
Kareeb Se Dekha Tu Ganje Uchal Rahe The

Unki Galion Ke Chakkar Kat-Kat Kar
Kutte Hamare Yaar Ho Gaye,
Wo To Hamare Na Ho Sake Par Hum
Kutton Ke Sardar Ho Gaye

How Can Santasingh Kill A Lion?
Santasingh Thinks N Thinks Hard & Comes To A Conclusion:
I’ll Drink Poison N Let Lion Eat Me.

Shama Ro Ro Key
Parwano Se Keh Rahi Hai
Mujhey Roomal La Do
Meri Naak Beh Rahi Hai

Hey Khuda Hum Tumse Ye Faryad Karthe Hain,
Hey Khuda Hum Tumse Ye Faryad Karthe Hain,
Math Paida Karo Aise Haseenon Ko
Jo Hamein Barbad Karthein Hain!

Mainey Pyaar Kia Tha Bade Josh Key Saath
Maine Pyaar Kia Tha Bade Hosh Key Saath
Par Ab Pyaar Karege Bade Soch Key Saath
Kyunki Usse Kal Dekha Tha, Kissi Aur Key Saath

Ata Hain Yaad Mujh Ko Woh Guzra Howaz Amana…
Wo Patlipatli Tangay Oon Pay Phatta Howa Pajama

Bhagwan Nee Jab Tumhe Banaya Hoga
Ek Suroor Sa Uske Dil Pe Chhaya Hoga
Socha Hoga Jannat Main Rakh Lu Usku
Phir Unko Mera Khayal Aaya Hoga

Ek Aag Lagi, Dhuaa Sa Udda
Mehfil Main Unka Dum Ghutne Lga,
Dekh Ke Hamaari Aur Vo Bolle
Bhai Sahab Zra Ciggrete To Bhuja Do

Har Mor Per Tu Hume Milta Hai
Har Mor Per Tu Hume Milta Hai
Mujhe Pata Hai Mujhe Pata Hai
Tu Traffic Hawaldar Hai

Ji Toh Kiya Ki Tere Surkh Hotho Ko Chooom Lun
Magar Teri Bahti Naak Ne Mera Irada Badal Diyaa

Dekhti Ho Mujhe To,
Sharmaa Ke Mooh Fer Leta Hoon,
Zoolfen To Tumhaari Choo Nahin Saktaa,
To Daadhi Mein Hi Haath Fer Leta Hoon……
By Rehan

Sher Woh Nahin Jo Likha Jaata Hai
Sher Woh Nahin Jo Padha Jaata Hai
Abe, Jab Saamne Sher Aata Hai Na,
To Heart Fail Ho Jaata Hai……

Muje Mil Jati Sapno Ki Sehjadi,
Agar Musaraf Ki Beti Se Hoti Meri Sadi,
Hota Kasmir Samsya Ka Nidan,
Kyoki Dahej Mei Milta Pakistan

Kya Galti Khat Me Thi
Jo Khat Aana Bandh Hain
Aap Khud Naraz Hain
Ya Post Office Bandh Hain??

Gulaab Ko Mat Toro
Kanta Lag Jaega
Larki Ko Mat Chairo
Chanta Lag Jaega

Door Se Dekha To Patthar Dikhai Diya
Door Se Dekha To Patthar Dikhai Diya
Pas Aakat Dekha To Sachmuch Patthar Hi Tha

Teri Yeah Jeel Si Aankhon Mein Duub Janey Ko Dil Cahata Hai.
Par Kya Karo Kumbakhat Yeah Chashma Biach Mein Aata Hai

Dhooruin Thakya They Koiy Wadi Ji Charel See,
O Dhooruin Thakya They Koiy Wadi Ji Charel See,
Billkull Koluin Jaiy Thakya They Ohhw They Penchod Car Boot Sale See

kitna khush tha ki tera paigam aaya
hawa main udta salam mehkta aaya
khat khola jo maine khush ho bade dilse
kora kagaz bhej tune mujhe bevakoof banaya

Roshini Chaand Se Hoti Hain
Seetaaroon Se Nahi
Ladykiyan‚  joney leaver‚  Se fasti Hain
Amreesh Puri Se Nahi

Ladkiyaan Sunder Hain
Aur Lonely Hain
Problem Hai Ki Bus Voh
Read Only Hain

Tum Gaadi Gaadi Karti Ho Buss La Doonga
Tum Beta Beta Karti Ho Padosi Ka La Doonga
Tum Chaand Chaand Karti Ho Chaand Se Aage Pahuncha Doonga
Jayeda Bakwaas Ki To Ulta Latka Doonga

Tumse Jo Parichay Nahi Hota,
Mai Khud Se Bekabar Hota,
Tum Aa Jao Meri Zindgi Me Chaao Bankar ,
Ab Dhoop Me Safar Nahi Hota,

Door Se Dekha To Santra Tha
Pass Jaake Dekha To Bhi Santra Tha
Chooke Dekha To Bhi Santra Tha
Chakh Ke Dekha To Bhi Santra Tha
Wah, Kya Santra Tha !!

Chai Mai Patti Nahi To Chai Ka Kya Maza
Chai Mai Patti Nahi To Chai Ka Kya Maza
Collage Mai Larki Nahi To Parhne Ka Kya Maza

Khush Ho Tum Tu Khushi Meri Ho
Ro Tum Tu Ankhen Num Meri Hon
Ae Dost Hamari Dosti Itni Gehri Ho Ki
Sarak Ke Us Paar Tum Pito Aur Ghalti Meri Ho

A Smile Says I Like You.
A Kis Says I Luv You…
But When A Boy Says May I Marry You?
Jus Turn Aroung N Say…
Hello Brother How R You?

Aye Khuda Mere Dushman Ko
Aisi Sazaa Mile
Usey Aaye Susu Aur Karne Ki
Jagah Bhi Na Mile

Kal Raat Sapne Mai Meine Pucha Khuda Se
Tune Sansar Ko Pyar Ka Dushmen Kyun Bna Dala
Khuda Hassa Yah Soon Ke Or Muj Se Kaha
Tum Sab Risky Ashiqon Ne Kon Sa Mere Sath Acha Kiya

Zamaane Ne Humko Deewana Bana Diya
Zamaane Ne Humko Deewana Bana Diya
Banna Tha Jiska Baap
Uska Mama Bana Diya

Saaz Chaida To Tarene Ban Gaye
Likhne Baithe To Afsane Ban Gaye
Hum Teri Yaad Mein Aaise Doobe
Ke 2 Bachho Ke Baap
3 Ke Nana Ban Gaye

Aey Khuda Ishq Kar Khud Ko Jala Ke Dikha
Uskey Baad Tu Ye Duniya Chala Ke Dikha
Baadal Bijli Toofan Bahut Tuney Nacha Liye
Kabhi Kisi Haseena Ke Dil Ko Hila Ke Dikha

Tujhse Kuch Kehne Ko Labz Zubaan Par Aa Gaye
Saath Tere Chalte Hum Us Makaam Par Aa Gaye
Mehfil Mein Naam Tera Aaya Jo Hoton Pe Mere
To Jaane Kitne Haath Mere Girebaan Par Aa Gaye

Humne Apne Pitajee Se Kaha,
Ki Aap Kahe To Hum Chand Jasi Bahu Le Aayen..
Ki Aap Kahe To Hum Chand Jasi Bahu Le Aayen..
Jo Raat Ko Aaye, Aur Din Me Chali Jaaye…

Mahak Uthti Hai Fiza Tere Aane Se
Kya Kar Sakti Ho Tum
Aadat To Nahi Ja Sakti
Sir Mein Chameli Ka Tail (Oil) Lagane Ki

Dosti Karo Her Din,
Pyaar Kabhi Nahin,
Koi Ruthe Bhi To Keh Dena,
“Yaar,Tu Nahin To Koi Aur He Sahi”

Nahi Mein Jinka Kaam Koie Is Zamna Mein
Wo Sada Lage Rehte Hain Bache Banane Mein
Kaha Ik Sahib Se Bache Kum Khooshhaal Gharana
Kehne Lage Dakhel Mut Du Qudret Ke Karkhana Mein

Saheli Nahi Meri, Haan Dost Hi Hotay Hain
Who Saray Ke Saray School Mein Hi Sotay Hain,
Raat To Guzarti Hai Net Par Typing Kartay,
Subha Bhi Chat Room Mein Hi Hotay Hain.