policeman or fauji ek sath train mai safar kr rhe the.

Plcman. Aap chuti pe jarahe ho?

Foji. Haan wife ki delivery hai.

Plcmn. Ap kitne din baad ghar jarahe ho?

Foji. 2 saal baad.

Plcman. Phir tu wo bacha haram ka hoga jo hune wala hai.

Foji. mujhe konsa ghar rakhna hai police main bharti kara denge