*. .Pathan: Yaar Uth Zalzala Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha He.
2nd Pathan: Soja’ Soja Ghar To Maalik makan Ka Giray ga,
Hum To Kirayedar Hen. .*
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1 ADMI PATHAN KO MAR RAHA THA,LOGO NE POCHA K Q MAR RAHE HO?WO BOLA......
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Ek pathan Pilot se headfone cheen raha hota hai. Pilot: ye kia kar rahe ho......
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- Is dil ki shamaa jalaa ke dar e yaar
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is dil ki shamaa jalaa ke dar-e-yaar dhundhti hoon pareshaan jazbaat hain mere qaraar dhundhti......
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- Three friends after exam lucky yaar
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- In badalon ka mere yaar se bohat
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~Dil se wisaal-e-yaar ka armaan be gaya~ ~Dekha jo ghar udaas to mehmaan be gaya~......
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~Dil se wisaal-e-yaar ka armaan be gaya~ ~Dekha jo ghar udaas to mehmaan be gaya~......
- Boy1 yaar larki ko i love
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- pathan goes for job intrview
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- Pathan o hum is kamre me nhi
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10 log 1 pathan ko Mar rahe thy Pr Pathan Phir b Hans rha tha......
- Ek pathan ko raste se 100 ka
ek pathan ko raste se 100 ka note para mila jis pe likha tha eid......
- Pathan amma kya tum ne hum ko
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- Pathan ne 1st night bv ki 5
Pathan ne 1st night BV ki 5 dafa maari Subha BV nidhal prri thi Pthan:......
- 1 pathan 15 sal allah se ro
1 Pathan 15 sal ALLAH se ro ro kr aulad k lye dua mangta raha,......
- 1 pathan ne ishara kar k tez
1 Pathan ne ishara kar k tez Aati bus ko roka.. Driver Kahan jana hai?......
- Pathan k boss ney use job se
pathan k boss ney use job se nikal dia, pathan roz us k gher k......
- Pathan ne makhi k 2no par kat
pathan ne makhi k 2no par kat diye or kaha ‘UR JA’ woh nahi uri......
- Eik pathan roz rat ko cycle pay
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- 1 pathan ne aag jalany k lie
1 PATHAN ne aag jalany K Lie phok mari to uski Hawa nikal gahi. 2bara......
- Pathan ne ma mai 1st position li
Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position Li: Teacher ne pocha: Ab Agay Kya Karne Ka......
- pathan bike pr ja rha tha k
-PATHAN bike pr ja rha tha k 1 larki ko bike mardi Larki=Horn nai mar......
- 5 pathan aur 1 behari
‘ 5 pathan aur 1 Behari Helicopter ki Rasi sy latky Huy thy’, . .......
- Pathan se ksi ne masjid k lye
Pathan Se ksi Ne Masjid k Lye chnda Manga Pathan Ne Foran 10,000 ka check......
- Police car gas par hai pathan no
Police: Car Gas Par Hai Pathan: No Police: Petrol Par Pathan: No Police: Diesel Par......
- Pathan dr ap ne kaha tha k
Pathan: Dr. ap ne kaha tha k subha uth kr khelnay se sehat achi rehti......
- 1 pathan ka gadha gum ho gya
1 Pathan ka gadha gum ho gya Wo khushi me nachne lga 1 Admi ne......
- Aik tiger ne pathan ko zoo
Aik Tiger ne PATHAN ko zoo me qatal kar diya Ek aadmi ne pocha:tum ne......
- Pathan ny bache ka nam mqm rakhadostapko
Pathan Ny Bache Ka Nam MQM rakha Dost:ApKo MQM Sy Nfrat Hy Phr Apny Bete......
- 1 pathan ne 1 buzurg se kuch
‘1 pathan ne 1 buzurg se kuch pucha Buzurg ne 2 thapr laga dye kisi......
- Sardar n pathan ja rahey they un
Sardar n Pathan ja rahey they un ko 1000 ka not mila.. Sardar: Chalo fifty......
- Dur se dekha to pathan nanga
dur se dekha to pathan nanga khara tha……… or or or or kia? pass jany......
- Pathan sitting on the top of mountain
Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying… Pathan sitting on the top......
- Ek pathan 15 saal allah se ro
Ek Pathan 15 Saal Allah Se Ro Ro Kar Aulad K Liye Dua Mangta Raha.......
- Pathan ki girlfriend ne se pucha
Pathan ki girlfriend ne Pathan se pucha: Jab hamara mangni ho to tum humain ring......
- Is mulk ko banaye ga pathan
Is Mulk ko Mulk Banaye Ga Pathan Her Zulm k Khilaf Awaz Uthae Ga Pathan......
- Aaj phir ek pathan pit gaya
Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya: Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya, Aur Wahan Dekha......
- Pathan ka promotion inspector se dsp ho
Pathan Ka Promotion Inspector Se DSP Ho Gaya, Ghar Aa Kar Wife Ko Aise Andaz......
- 1 pathan 15sal se allah ro k
1 pathan 15sal se ALLAH se ro ro k aulad k liye dua mangta reha......
- Pathan mivaak he shopkeeper nhi hm
Pathan: Mivaak he? Shopkeeper: Nhi, hm masvaak nhi bechte. Next day, Pathan: Masvak he? Shopkeeper:......
- Pathan thrmos le k picnic par
Pathan Thrmos Le K Picnic Par Gaya. . Pathan: Is Mai Thandi Cheez Thandi Or......
- Ek raat pathan ki biwi ne ka
ek raat pathan ki biwi ne raat ka khana bahir road pe laga dia PATHAN......
- Ek pathan kisan se ye kis chez
Ek pathan kisan se ye kis chez ka khet he ? kissan ye kapas ka......
- Pathan balooch sy ek din k liye
PATHAN BALOOCH SY EK DIN K LIYE APNE SHALWAR TO DENA BALOOH:KYON APNY DADA KO......
- Pathan balooch sy ek din k liye
PATHAN BALOOCH SY EK DIN K LIYE APNE SHALWAR TO DENA BALOOH:KYON APNY DADA KO......
- Pathan balooch sy ek din k liye
PATHAN BALOOCH SY EK DIN K LIYE APNE SHALWAR TO DENA BALOOH:KYON APNY DADA KO......
- Is mulk ko banaega pathan har
Is Mulk Ko Mulk Banaega ‘PATHAN’ Har Zulm K Khilaf Awaz Uthaega ‘PATHAN’ Hai Wada......
- A boy 2 pathan mai agar chahon
A boy 2 pathan: mai agar chahon to tamam pathano ko janat se nikal kar......
- Pathan bill gates se yar tum bhi
pathan Bill Gates se ‘yar tum bhi kamal karte ho’ naam Gate hai aur kam......
- Pathan larki say i love
Pathan : larki say I love you Larki: tammeez say batt karo. Pathan: ‘ bismilah......
- Aik pathan ne sex k liye sara
Aik pathan ne sex k liye sara saman jama kr lia Tail Condom Roi Kisi......
- Ek pathan cooking oil se naha kr
Ek Pathan Cooking Oil Se Naha Kr Date Par GaYa Larki Ne Pucha Tum Oil......
- Eik nanga pathan sir pay tv rakh
Eik nanga pathan sir pay T.V rakh kar ja raha tha. Eik admi ny pocha:......
- Pathan ko baap ne shadi pe gun
Pathan ko Baap Ne Shadi pe gun di or kha: Agr Bv zero meter o......
- Pathan ki bv bazar me gum hogai
Pathan ki BV Bazar me Gum hogai WO Pareshan ho gaya Ek Aurat jo k......
- Pathan ki amma mar gyi 1 admi
Pathan Ki Amma Mar Gyi. 1 Admi Bola-Amma Mujhe Le Jati 2-4 Or Bole-Amma Hume......
- Aik pathan ko sari rat machron ne
Aik pathan ko sari rat machron ne buht tang kia.,. Pathan ka dimagh ghoma… Pathan......
- 2 pathan car main bomb fit kar
2 Pathan car main bomb fit kar rahy they.pehla pathan bola.’Yar agar fit karty hoay......
- Pathan ki bv raat kafi ho gai
Pathan ki bv: Raat kafi ho gai hy, KHAN Sb nhi aye, Zurur koi Larki......
- Pathan me ne khat likha tha k
Pathan: Me ne khat likha tha k Meri Shadi pr ana,tm Q nai ay? 2nd:......
- Ak pathan ki bus nehar main gir
ak pathan ki bus nehar main gir gai. Police:bus nehar main kesy giri? Pathan:pta nai......
- Pathan k ghar larki hui bv
Pathan K Ghar Larki Hui. BV: Suno G! Jab Ye Bari Hogi Tu Larky isay......
- Pathan k ghr bili thi tang aa
Pathan K Ghr Bili Thi.! Tang Aa Kr Use Kahin Chor Aya Ghr Aya To......
- 5 sardar aur 1 pathan helicopter
‘5 Sardar aur 1 Pathan Helicopter ki Rasi sy latky Huy thy’, ‘Pilot ny kaha......
- Ek pathan 2sre se yar suna he
Ek pathan 2sre pathan se! Yar suna he 2012 tk dunya khatm hojye gi 2sra......
- 1 pathan dost k ghr se apne
1 Pathan dost k ghr se apne ghar jane laga to bahar barish thi Dost:aj......
- 1 pathan ne job k liye apply
1 pathan ne job k liye apply kiya. Jawab aya to khushi mein 1 Grand......
- 1 pathan car me battery lagwane
1 pathan, car me Battery lagwane gaya. Mechanic ne pocha: EXIDE ki laga don? Pathan:......
- 1 pathan pco gaya or jatey hi
1 PATHAN P.C.O Gaya or jatey hi shopkeeper ko 3 thappar maray! . . .......
- Pathan ne 30 rupe ki lotry li
Pathan Ne 30 Rupe Ki Lotry Li.. 1 Crore Ka Inaam Nikla… Tax Kat Kar......
- Pathan tum hum ko 2 lakh rupiye
Pathan: Tum hum ko 2 Lakh rupiye do hum tum ko 2 mahine ke baad......
- Pathan hum ko shadi pr susral se
Pathan: hum ko shadi pr Susral se BMW mila hy Friend: Lekin mene to tumhare......
- 1 pathan qasaai ban gaya jab wo
1 pathan Qasaai ban gaya., Jab wo pehla janwar zibah karnay laga to confuse ho......
- 2 pathan bank lootne gay pr gun
2 PATHAN bank lootne gay pr GUN bhool gay Phr b bank loot lya Kese......
- 1 pathan murgiyon se bola agr
1 PATHAN Murgiyon Se Bola Agr Tum Sab Ne Kal 5,5 Andy Na DiYe To......
- pathan ne naswar ki shop
*. . .Pathan ne naswar ki shop kholi,log hans hans k pagal hogay., wja ?......
- Ek pathan bandoq le kar machli ka
Ek Pathan Bandoq Le Kar Machli Ka Shikar Karne Jungle Mein Gaya! . . .......
- 1 baloch or pathan ne samandar k
1 baloch or Pathan ne Samandar k kinary Board deka jispar lika ta ‘DOBTY KO......
- America sy 1 pathan ny apni maa
America sy 1 Pathan ny Apni Maa ki Dead Body Pakistan bheji. Jis k sath......
- Pathan doodh wale se tum 2
Pathan doodh wale se: Tum 2 din se ku nahi aa rahe they.. Doodh Wala:......
- Pathan hum 1 ungli sy 8 admi
Pathan: Hum 1 ungli sy 8 admi Ko uper pohcha sakta hai. 2nd Pathan: Yara......
- pathan apni shadi ki 1st
*. . .Pathan Apni Shadi ki 1st Nite Rom Me Entr Hua To Light Chali......
- Pathan se interview me pucha gya
Pathan se Interview me pucha gya: ‘Apko kitny saalon ka Experience hy? Pathan: 3 saalon......
- 1 pathan ka sar phat gaya
1 Pathan ka Sar phat gaya. Doctor ne puchha: Khan Ye kaise hua? Pathan: Main......
- Aik musafir ko pathan k pas raat
aik musafir ko pathan k pas raat guzarni pari,dushmn ne ghera dal dia,musafir ghbra gia,pathan......
- 1 makrani ne pathan ko khaney per
1 Makrani ne 1 pathan ko khaney per bulayakhana khaty waqt pathan ka Makrani se......
- Pathan ne purani motercycle ko 5 5k
Pathan ne purani motercycle ko 5, 5,k noton se sajaya hua tha . . Dost:......