*. . .Pathan to his Wife.

Kitni baar kaha hai k Shalwar mein Nala Dho kar dala karo.

Is ki waja se aaj mujhe Paidal Chalna para.

Wife: Woh kaisey.

Pathan: Main Bus mein safer kar raha tha k Conductor bola Gandey Nalay waley musafir utar jayen. . .*

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