Pathan 2 Sardar. Tujhe apna Computer bara krna hai?
Sardar: Haan yaar..
Pathan: TO COMPUTER ME SE WINDOW NIKAL K DaRWaZa LAGWA LE….:
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Badal ke apna bhesh sanwariya Jaa basa tu souten ke nagariya Kaisa jadoo daala usne......
- Kiyu kuch soch kar main apna dil
‘Kiyu kuch soch kar main apna DiL chota karu’ ~’WASI’~ ‘W0 utni hi kar saka......
- Kitna aasaan hai kisi ko apna kehna
Kitna aasaan hai kisi ko apNA kehNA /+-^¤ taseem ¤^-+/ Jab taqdeer faisley sunati hai......
- Luta diya hum nay apna sab hasil e zindagi
Luta diya Hum nay Apna sab Hasil-E-zindagi, ‘dost’ Badshah say Fakeer hue Fakat ik ‘WAFA’......
- Kiyon kuch soch ker apna dil chota
‘Kiyon kuch soch ker apna dil chota karty ho ‘Wo utni hi ker saka wafa......
- Uske hath par apna naam dakha to
~*~Uske Hath Par Apna Naam Dakha To Mein Boht Khush Howa~*~ ~*~Woh Bare Masoom Se......
- Umar bhar osy chaha phir bhi apna
Umar bhar osy chaha phir bhi apna na bna sky JAAN’ Na jany wo kaon......
- Saari duniya me taqseem tum apna waqt
Saari duniya me taqseem tum apna waqt karty ho sirf mere liye tum ko koi......
- 1 pathan doosray seagr tu ye bta
‘1 Pathan doosray Pathan seagr tu ye bta de k meri tokree me kiya hai?......
- 1 pathan ki mot ka waqt aayaab
1 Pathan Ki mot Ka Waqt Aaya! . . . . . . . .......
- 14 august pathan ne aik buzrug se
14 August Pathan Ne Aik Buzrug Se Kuch Poocha. Buzrug Ne Usay Thappar Mara. Dosre......
- 1 pathan ko uska susar
——————————————————————————– 1 Pathan Ko uska Susar Jootay Maar Raha Tha: Aadmi: Q Maar Rahy Ho?......
- 1 pathan bap ki death par bohat
1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya, Pathan......
- Ek pathan ko pak airforce sy nikal
Ek pathan ko pak airforce sy nikal dia gaya waja malom ki to pata chala......
- Ek pathan ko khali msg aaya ne
Ek Pathan Ko Khali Msg Aaya Pathan Ne Usi Number par Call Kar K kaha?......
- Pathan yara abi tmhara ami ka
Pathan : yara abi tmhara ami ka khansi kesa hy? Friend : band hogai hy......
- Pathan yar mere pas paise nhi hy
Pathan: yar mere pas paise nhi hy mjhe kpre lena hen kya krun? Dost: To......
- pathan to his wife kitni
*. . .Pathan to his Wife. Kitni baar kaha hai k Shalwar mein Nala Dho......
- Pathan ki bv ka rang kala tha
Pathan ki Bv ka rang kala tha Bv ne Orange rang ki Sarhi pehni or......
- Pathan paper day raha tha
Pathan paper day raha tha . Larka: KHAN SAAHB ! aap ki naqal maar loon?......
- Aik pathan dosray say agar tum hum
aik pathan dosray pathan say; agar tum hum ka batto kay hamray hath main kai......
- Pathan got job in a telenor call
Pathan got job in a telenor call centre. Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?......
- Eik pathan ko pak airforce se dhake
Eik pathan ko pak airforce se dhake mar k nikal dia gaya Waja malom ki......
- Ek pathan say kisi nay pucha k
Ek pathan say kisi nay pucha K, Apka favourite song konsa hai??? Pathan Sharma k......
- 2 pathan bank lotne gay gun
2 PATHAN bank lotne gay GUN gar bhol gay Phir b bank lot liya KAISE......
- 1st pathan o yara bike q tez
1st Pathan O yara Bike q tez krdi 2nd Pathan Break fail ho gaya hai......
- Pathan tharmos le k picnic pr gya
Pathan tharmos le k picnic pr gya Pathan:Is ma thandi cheez thandi or garm cheez......
- 1 pathan apne pas inchi
*. . .1 Pathan apne pas INCHI TAPE Rakh k Soota tha Biwi Khan tum......
- 1 pathan nya thableg sy wapas aay
1 pathan nya nya thableg sy wapas aay to apne beve ko marnay laga .kese......