PATHAN: ‘oyee mera shampoo k sath wala free gift de,
Shopkeeper: g us k sath koi gift nahe hai,
PATHAN: ‘bakwas na kr shampoo pe likha he, *DANDRUF FREE’.
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- Pathan balooch sy ek din k liye
PATHAN BALOOCH SY EK DIN K LIYE APNE SHALWAR TO DENA BALOOH:KYON APNY DADA KO......
- Pathan job k liy london jata hay
PATHAN job k liy London jata hay Officer: Tum pakistan mei kiya karobar kerty thy......
- Pathan larki say i love
Pathan : larki say I love you Larki: tammeez say batt karo. Pathan: ‘ bismilah......
- Aik pathan ne sex k liye sara
Aik pathan ne sex k liye sara saman jama kr lia Tail Condom Roi Kisi......
- Ek pathan cooking oil se naha kr
Ek Pathan Cooking Oil Se Naha Kr Date Par GaYa Larki Ne Pucha Tum Oil......
- 1 pathan 2sre se yaar aaj kia
1 pathan 2sre se yaar aaj kia din hai……… 2sra yaar mujhay nahi pata hai......
- Pathan i am going ka kiya matlab
Pathan: ‘I am Going’ ka kiya matlab hota hai? Sardar: Main Ja Raha Hoon Pathan:......
- Pathan was asked in a job interview
Pathan was asked in a job interview: Apko kitney saalon ka experience hai? Pathan: 3......
- Pathan ki taang me gehra cut lag
Pathan ki Taang me Gehra Cut lag Gaya: . Nurse: Is Mai 10 Tankey Lagenge.......
- Ek pathan sharab pi raha tha or
Ek Pathan Sharab Pi Raha Tha Or Ro Raha Tha, 1 Admi Ne Poocha Kia......
- Pathan k ghar larki hui bv
Pathan K Ghar Larki Hui. BV: Suno G! Jab Ye Bari Hogi Tu Larky isay......
- 2011 ka super hit sms pathan
2011 Ka Super Hit SMS Pathan washroom ma betha tha Samne likha tha Pani ka......
- 1 pathan ne bhens ko kiss ki
1 PATHAN ne 1 Bhens ko kiss ki phir TOBA krne lga k Dimag me......
- 1 pathan ne apne 6 month ke
1 Pathan ne apne 6 month ke baby ki birthday party arrange kr li, Kisi......
- pathan ko 1 larki se pyar
*. .Pathan ko 1 Larki se pyar ho gaya. Larki: Khan sab, aapko meri bilkul......
- Pathan larki ko chairtay hoe or
Pathan Larki ko chairtay hoe Or kiya HaaL hai? Larki ghuse mei: Jo teri behan......
- Pathan tum hum ko 2 lakh rupiye
Pathan: Tum hum ko 2 Lakh rupiye do hum tum ko 2 mahine ke baad......
- Pathan ki bivi sy tum aaj namaz
PATHAN KI BIVI PATHAN SY: TUM AAJ NAMAZ PRH KR NHI AAY? PATHAN: HM JARHA......
- Pathan ye kis cheez ka khait hai
Pathan: Ye Kis Cheez Ka Khait Hai..? Kisaan: Ye Kappas Ka Khait Hai Jis Se......
- 1 pathan qasaai ban gaya jab wo
1 pathan Qasaai ban gaya., Jab wo pehla janwar zibah karnay laga to confuse ho......
- 2 pathan bank lootne gay pr gun
2 PATHAN bank lootne gay pr GUN bhool gay Phr b bank loot lya Kese......
- 1 pathan 12 manzil k office mai
1 pathan 12 manzil k office mai betha tha 1 admi aya or bola GulKhan......
- Pathan 2 father hum ko 200 rupey
Pathan 2 Father: hum ko 200 rupey do, Father : kyun? pathan: hum ko sadar......
- Ek pathan say kisi nay pucha k
Ek pathan say kisi nay pucha K, Apka favourite song konsa hai??? Pathan Sharma k......
- 2 pathan bank lotne gay gun
2 PATHAN bank lotne gay GUN gar bhol gay Phir b bank lot liya KAISE......
- 1st pathan o yara bike q tez
1st Pathan O yara Bike q tez krdi 2nd Pathan Break fail ho gaya hai......
- Pathan tharmos le k picnic pr gya
Pathan tharmos le k picnic pr gya Pathan:Is ma thandi cheez thandi or garm cheez......
- 1 pathan apne pas inchi
*. . .1 Pathan apne pas INCHI TAPE Rakh k Soota tha Biwi Khan tum......
- Panjabi aur pathan ka interview tha se
Panjabi aur pathan ka interview tha. Panjabi se. Q. Taleem? Ans.b a q. Pakistan kab......
- Pathan ne purani motercycle ko 5 5k
Pathan ne purani motercycle ko 5, 5,k noton se sajaya hua tha . . Dost:......