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- Mere qatil ko pukaro kay main zinda
Mere Qatil Ko Pukaro Kay Main Zinda Hoon Abhi Phir Say Maqtal Ko Sanwaro Kay......
- Kahin andher to sham hogi meri har
Kahin Andher to Kahin Sham hogi, Meri Har Khushi tere Naam hogi, Kuch Maang k......
- Pathan train k washroom gya wapis aya
Pathan Train k washroom gya wapis aya to Biwi boli, Aapka pajama kese gila hua?......
- Pathan apni bv se naraz hogyaa or
Pathan Apni BV Se Naraz Hogyaa Or Khud Ko or BV ko Maarne Ka Faisla......
- Mujrim koshish krna umr qaid ho
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- Mere jazbo ki sachai ab bhi wesi
MERE JAZBO KI SACHAI AB BHI WESI HAI US KE BIN MERI TANHAI AB BHI......
- Diletabah tere gham ko taalne k liye
DIl_e_tabah tere gham kO taalne k lIye MOhsIn._._._._!! sUna raha haI fasaney Idher Uder k......
- H a p y b i
H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y 2 U......
- A water droplet on a greeny leaf
A water droplet on a greeny leaf appears like a pearl.datz way u also appeared......
- Mohabbat ka azal se ek yehi dastoor
Mohabbat Ka Azal Se Ek Yehi Dastoor Hai.. Jo Is Ko Jaan Leta Hai, Ye......
- Bary daway krty thy log umar bhar
Bary daway krty thy Log umar bhar sath nibany k, ‘WASI’ Abi to zinda hain......
- Mit gaye hain sab zakham bas nishaan
Mit gaye hain sab zakham, Bas nishaan baaki reh gaya, Saza puri ho gayi, Karna......
- Aie kaash ke baras jaye yahan noor
Aie kaash ke baras jaye yahan Noor ki Barish YA RAB! Emaan ke sheeshon par......
- Naya dard ek dil men jaga kr
‘Naya Dard Ek Dil men Jaga kr Chla Gaya, ‘Kal Phir Wo Maire Sheher men......
- Sanson ki mohlat kab khatam ho jay
”Sanson ki mohlat kab khatam ho jay maloom nahi… ‘dost’ Dard’ koi mila ho hamari......
- Mjboriyon k naam py daman bcha gaey
Mjboriyon k naam py daman bcha gaey , Wo log jin ko ISHQ me daava......
- Utha tha waqt e tahajud usey maangney ke liye
utha tha waqt-e-tahajud usey maangney ke liye khuda se GALIB, wo pehley hi khara tha......
- Main is liey hr roz gunah krta
Main is liey hr roz gunah krta hon WO KEHTI THI K MAIN BN K......
- Guzar jayenge tumhare wo pal achay
Guzar jayenge tumhare wo pal achay Jinhin hum intezar or tum waqt kehty ho Kya......
- Kuch iss tarha se nazar andaaz kar
kuch iss tarha se nazar andaaz kar diya logon ne hamian. jesay izaafi laafz thy......
- loll hr ghar me do
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- Musalsal gham uthane say yehi behter hai
Musalsal gham uthane say yehi behter hai ager samjho,,, Kinaara_kerne walon say kinaara ker liya......
- Tum talluq torne ka kahin zikar na
Tum Talluq Torne Ka Kahin Zikar Na Karna, ‘$?’ Main Logon Se Kahon Ga K......
- Aslam o alaikum dil
Aslam o Alaikum ,;**:._.**:, *,_ DIL _,* ‘*,_,*’to Chahta_hy_k_hr SUBAH_tujhe_ Anmol_khazana Bhejon Lekin mere_Daman mein_Duaon_k......
- Uski khamoshi se muje dar lgta hai
Uski Khamoshi Se Muje Dar Lgta Hai, Door Na HoJae Aisa Q Lagta Hai, Dunya......
- Kitni majbooriyan palkon pe saja dete hain
Kitni majbooriyan palkon pe saja dete hain, Hum kahan rote hain, halaat rula dete hain….!!!......
- Mujhko azadi mili b to kuch aise
Mujhko AZADI mili b to kuch aise NASIR . . Jaisy kmray sy koe sehan......
- 2 pathan bank lotne gay gun
2 PATHAN bank lotne gay GUN gar bhol gay Phir b bank lot liya KAISE......
- Pathan passport banwaney gaya clerk nic
Pathan Passport Banwaney gaya, Clerk: NIC do, Pathan ne Bv ka NIC diya. Clerk: Bv......
- Jailer suna hai tum kavi ho kuch
Jailer-Suna hai tum kavi ho.!! Kuch sunao yar.. Qaidi- ‘Gum-E-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati Hamari........
- Pathan ki wife maleria se kaanp rahi
Pathan ki wife Maleria se kaanp rahi thi Doctor: Kya huwa hai ise? Pathan: Beemari......
- Aay december kuch to hosh kr ye
Aay ‘December’ kuch to Hosh kr ye tujhay kya howa,,,? Bin Barsy guzar jana teri......
- Na kar yun dil azari mujh se
Na Kar Yun Dil Azari Mujh se k Itna Bura Nahi Hon Main! / Dost......
- Agr tmhari maa tmhare ghuse ki waja
AGr Tmhari MAA Tmhare Ghuse Ki WaJa Se Tm se Bat Krte Hue -DARTI- Hai......