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‘Sochta Hon K Usney Q Meri Mohabat Ko Thukaryaa? ‘Jab K Har Sirf Main Ney......
- Pathan parashoot bech rha tha jahaz
Pathan parashoot bech rha tha Jahaz se Chlang Lgao button dbao or nichey Utar Jao......
- Pariyon ne paristan se pyar bheja ha
”Pariyon ne paristan se ‘PYAR’ bheja ha Sitaron ne asman se ‘SALAM’ bheja ha Mubark......
- Teacher to pathansaal me ktne din hote
Teacher to pathan:Saal me ktne din hote hn? Pathan: 182.5 Teacher: Wo kese Pathan: 182.5......
- Na janay kon thay jo ban gaye
Na Janay Kon Thay Jo Ban Gaye Manz¡£ Ter¡ ~Sagar~ Hum To0 Raston K¡ Tarha......
- Bulay shah parh parh kitaban ilm
‘*BULAY SHAH*’ ‘Parh parh kitaban ilm diyan to Nan rakh leya QAZI, ‘Hath vich pharr......
- Ham to menosh hen badnam magar jo
ham to menosh hen badnam hen magar jo loog muqadas hen wo kiya kiya nah......
- Tum ko bho0 jana hota to0 kab
Tum Ko Bho0£ Jana Hota To0 Kab K Bhu£a Detey…! Ye Raah-E-Mohabbat Ha¡ Koe Tamasha......
- Pathano k soobay ka pehly naam tha
Pathano k Soobay ka pehly naam tha. NWFP (No Women For Pathan) Aur ab hai......
- Maa k naam wo meri badsulooqi
{MAA K NAAM} Wo Meri Badsulooqi Par B Mujhe Dua Deti ti, Aagosh Main Lay......
- Zara si chot lage to wo aansu
Zara si chot lage, to wo aansu baha deti hy. Sukoon bhari goad me humko......
- Tum saat chalo tu ham kinara dhoond
tum saat chalo tu ham kinara dhoond e liengy parva na kar chaye kitni b......
- Tmhary sath chalty hai hazaron chahny waly
tmhary sath chalty hai hazaron chahny waly,,,,,,,,,,, mery honey na honey se tmhy kia fark......
- Bin maangay hi mil jati hai tabeerain
Bin Maangay Hi Mil Jati Hai Tabeerain Kisi Ko ‘$HAH’ . . . Mein Khaali......
- Faqat 4 din ki chandni ha ye
Faqat 4 din ki chandni ha ye imaarten ye wizarten mujhe us faqeer ki shan......
- Qadar karne walon ko jub nazroon say
Qadar Karne Walon Ko Jub Nazroon Say Gira Diya Jaye, To Aksar Wafa Walon Ko......
- Tujhe naa thi mere pyar ki khabar
Tujhe naa thi mere pyar ki khabar wah wah Tujhe naa thi mere pyar ki......
- aj uski mohabbat ma boht kami
*** Aj uski mohabbat ma boht kami dekhi *** *** chand ki chandni ma b......
- Muddaton se ye zakham hai key bhara
Muddaton Se Ye Zakham Hai Key Bhara Hi Nahi…. Har Sans Pe Jaisey Phir Sisak......
- Kisi ko mil jati hain rangeen baharein
Kisi ko Mil jati hain Rangeen baharein kisi ko Chaman bhi Nhi Millta., bEwAfA. .*......
- Kabhi wo hum par jan diya karte
kabhi wo hum par jan diya karte the jo kehte the wo man liya karte......
- Sir batao is duniya main sab se
Sir: Batao is duniya main sab se mushkil se kon paida howa? PTHAN: sir india......
- Wife ap bohat motay hogaye hy
Wife: ap bohat motay hogaye hy Pathan: Tum b tu kitni moti hogai ho Wife:......
- Na shab e farak na barf barishen
.Na Shab e Farak Na Barf Na Barishen.?. Ay Weran December, Tu B Hmari Tarha......
- Tere aney ki khushi me roshan kia
tere aney ki khushi me roshan kia mohala sara apna (kashmeeri) Tu na aya tu......
- Exam hall is most vulgar n seducing
Exam hall is most vulgar n seducing place where u say evrything to Girl. 1.......
- Bachpan ki wo ameeri na jaaney kahan
Bachpan ki Wo Ameeri Na Jaaney kahan Kho Gayi Jab Paani Main Humarey Bhi Jahaz......
- Kesay bhulaey ga wo meri barson ki
Kesay Bhulaey ga wo meri barson ki chahat ko…….!! ‘FAROOQ’ Darya agar sookh bhi jay......
- Mai kya h0n aur khawb liye phirta
Mai Kya H0n Aur Kya Khawb Liye Phirta H0n, Usne 1 Bar Kia Tha Sawal-e-M0habbat......
- Ye talakh sa lehja taiz baatein
Ye Talakh Talakh Sa Lehja, Ye Taiz Taiz Baatein. Mizaaj-e-Yaar Bhi ‘GUMNAM’ Sharab Jaisa Hai….....
- khuda ap k sare gham
*. . .Khuda Ap k Sare Gham Rait par Likh de Ta’ke Hawa se hi......
- Zulf bikhra k w0 jis dam sare
Zulf bikhra k w0 jis dam sar_e_ bazar chaley ,,, + + Gul macha, Sh0r......