Woh jo unke pare baithein hain aur

Woh Jo Unke Pare Baithein Hain
Aur Woh Jo Unke Bhi Pare Baithein Hain
Arey Woh Jo Unke Bhi Pare Baithein Hain
Nahin Woh Jo Unke Bhi Pare Baithein Hain
Woh Yeh Samjhe Baithein Hain Ki Hum Unpe Mare Baithein Hain
Par Woh Nadaan Kya Samjhein Ki Hum To Unpe Mare Baithein Hain
Jo Unke Bhi Pare Baithein Hain

N ham hindi pdhela he english muhabbat ki

N-Ham Hindi Pdhela He N-Ham English Pdhela He
Muhabbat Ki Khani Sun Ke Tum Par Mar Mitela He
Meri Nazron Se Bachkar Tum Kidhar Se Aata Jata He
Ye Deevana Teri Rahon Me Barson Se Khdela He
N-Ham Dunyan Se Darta He N-Tere Ghar Se Darta He
Jo Sach Poochho Tera Aashiq Fakat Tera Dabela He
Ye Mana Jism He Aazaad Lekin Qeid Me Dil He
Hmara Dil Tere Balon Ke Jude Me Fhansela He
Idhar Ham Rota Jata He Udhar Tum Muskurata He
Haqiqat Me Tumhara Dil Bhi Patthar Ka Banela He
Ham Sari Rat Bhar Sota Nahi He Yaad Me Teri
Magar Tum Chen Se Makhmal Ke Bistar Pe Pdela He
Suna He Rahi Ne Har Ek Tum Par Jaan Deta He
Khuda Ne Naak Naksha Tera Fursat Me Ghdela He

Ye baat samajh main aai nahi aur

Ye Baat Samajh Main Aai Nahi
Aur Ammi Ney Samjhai Nahi
Main Kaisay Meethi Baat Karoon?
Jab Meethi Cheeez Khai Nahi
Aaapi Bhi Pakaati Hain Halwa
Woh Aakhir Kiyon Halwaai Nahi?
Bhayya Ki Mangni Ho Gai Kal
Kiyoon Kal Hi Dulhan Mangwaai Nahi?
Ye Baat Samajh Main Aai Nahi
Naani Ke Miyaan Jab Nana Hain
Dadi Ke Miyaan Jab Dada Hain
Tab Aapi Se Main Ne Poocha
Baaji Ke Miyaan Kiya Baaja Hain?
Woh Huns Huns Kar Yoon Kehnay Lagi
A Bhai Nahi Yeh Bhai Nahi
Ye Baat Samajh Main Aaai Nahi
Jab Naya Maheena Aata Hay
Bijli Ka Bill Aa Jaata Hay
Halaankey Baadal Bechaara
Ye Bijli Mufft Lutata Hay
Phir Hum Ne Apnay Ghar Bijli
Kiyoo Badal Se Lagwaai Nahi?
Ye Baat Samajh Main Aai Nahi
Agur Billi‚  Share Ki Khala Hay?
Phir Hum Ne Ussay Kiyoon Pala Hay?
Kiya Share Bohat Nalaayak Hay?
Khala Ko Maar Nikala Hay?
Ya Jungle Ke Raja Kay Yahaan
Kiya Milti Doodh Malaai Nahi?
Ye Baat Samajh Main Aai Nahi
Kiyoon Lambay Baal Hain Bhaalu Ke?
Kiyoon Uss Ki Tind Kraai Nahi?
Kiya Woh Bhi Ganda Bacha Hay?
Ya Uss Ke Abbu Bhai Nahi?
Yeh Uss Ka Hair Style Hay?
Ya Jungle Main Koi Naai Nahi?
Ye Baat Samajh Main Aai Nahi
Jo Taaray Jagmag Kartay Hain
Kiya Unn Ki‚  Chachee Taai Nahi?
Ho Ga Koi Rishta Sooraj Se?
Ye Baat Humain Batlaai Nahi
Par Chanda Kaisa Mamoo Hay?
Jab Ammi Ka Woh Bhai Nahi?
Ye Baat Samajh Main Aai Nahi
Aur Ammi Ne Samjhaai Nahi
Main Kesay Meethi Baat Karoon?
Jab Meethi Cheeji Khai Nahi

Zindgi mein kuch karna hai to aaisa

Zindgi Mein Kuch Karna Hai To
Kuch Aaisa Kar Galib
Ki Tu Jis Mohalle Se Bhi Gujre
Har Ghar Se Awaaj Aaye
Papa Aa Gaye
Papa Aa Gaye
Papa Aa Gaye
Papa Aa Gaye

Hum aap ko kabhi nahi chod ke

Hum Aap Ko Kabhi Nahi Chod Ke Jayegey
Har Roz Har Din Yoindia Pe Aayegey
Gar Aa Gayi Maut Bhi Hunko Hum Tum
To Bhi Koi Aakhri Gazal Likh Ke Jayegeny
Chen Na Aayega Janaat Mein Bhi Humko
Bhoot Ban Ke Bhi Yoindia Mein Aayegen
Filhaal To Lagta Hai Yeh Ke Hum Tum
Ab Yoindia Ki Sari Ladkiyoon Se Juthey Khayengey

Apni zindgi main na rani katrina hai

Apni Zindgi Main Na Rani Na Katrina Hai
Abi Tak Apne Jeene Ka Na Koi Kareena Hai
Thodi Khushiyaan Zyada Ghum Khana Peena Kam
Iss Tarah Ka Jeena B Koi Jeena Hai
Main Chere Pe Tabasum Sjaaye Rakhta Hoon
Maghr Zakhmoohn Se‚  Chalni Mera Seena Hai
Youn Lagta Hai Kal Hee Bichre Thay Hum
Maghr Tujh Se Bichre Aaj Daswaan Maheena Hai
Jo Kisi Doosre Insaan Ko Khud Se Kamtar Jaane
Meri Nazar Main Wo Shakhs Bada Kamina Hai

Har vaar padan study de erade naal

Har Vaar Padan( Study) De Erade Naal
Kitaab Da Pehla Panna Kholna
Tin ( Three) Savaal Hal(Solve) Karan Baad
Hounsala(Confidence) Buland Hona
Par(But) Chotha(Fourth) Savaal Hamesha‚  Vaang
Aatak Geya Eerade Past Kar Geya
Chal Dila Hun So Jana Hi Theek Hai
Baki De Mehnat Kal De Hisse
Aaj Vaste Inna Hi Bahut Hai

Jaise bhatke pita bechara kanya ke var

Jaise Bhatke Pita Bechara
Kanya Ke Var Ke Liye
Firte The Maare Maare
Hum Kiraye Ke Ghar Ke Liye
Badi Mushkil Se Ek Adana Sa
Makan Dhundh Paaye
Dalal Ne Humse Paise Bhi
Khoob Kamaye
Hume Makan Malik Se Milvaya
Usne Apni Sharton Ka Pulinda Suanya
Nou Baje Se Pahle Ghar Me Aana Hai
Late Ho Jaao To Bahar Hi Ruk Jaana Hai
Ghar Me Thokate Paaye Gaye Agar Keel
Kiraye Ka Us Maheene Dugna Ayega Bill
Jal Bachao Desh Bachao Aisa Humara Vision Hai
Char Din Me Ek Baar Nahane Ki Permission Hai
Peene Ka Paani Bhi Yahan Thoda Ganda Aata Hai
Mera Beta To Office Se Hi Matka Bhar Lata Hai
Pee Ke Ghar Me Mai Tab Tak Ghusne Nahi Dunga
Jab Tak Ek Pavva Tumase Pee Nahi Lunga
Tumhaari Wife Ko Sunna Hoga Hum Kahen Jo Bhi
Jhagda Karna Meri Wife Ki Hai Favorite Hobby
Biwiyon Ko Alternate Days Ladana Bhi Hoga
Meri Beti Ko Kuch Der Padhana Bhi Hoga
Khusat Makan Malik Ne Itni Sharten Suna Di
Dimaag Ki Nason Ki Saari Choolen Hila Di
Humne Bhagne Me Hi Samjhi Apni Bhalai
Koi Makan Aapki Najar Me Hai To Dila Do Mere Bhai

Dosti ki hai to tum usko nibhaya

Dosti Ki Hai To Tum Usko Nibhaya Kerna
Phool Ulfat Kae Chehersimt Khilaya Kerna
Maut Aayae Bhi To Hum Door Na Hoangae Tum Sae
Dil Sae Tum Yaad Hamari Na Mitaya Kerna

Maal-O-Zar Nahin,Daulat Bhi Nahin
Piyaar Hi Piyaar Ulfat Main Lutaya Kerna
Tum Sae Milna To Kisi Haal Main Mumkin Hi Nahin
Hosakae Dost To Khawaboan Main Bulaya Kerna
Dost Kae Bhaes Main Miltae Hain Yahan Per Dushman
Haath Ghaeroan Sae Hergiz Na Milaya Kerna
Aankh Main Aansoo Ki Tarah,Seep Main Moti Ki Tareh
Raz Ki Baat Ko Mehfil Sae Chupaya Kerna

Kaun kehta hai mera mehboob ganja chaand

Kaun Kehta Hai Mera Mehboob Ganja Hai
Chaand Ke Sar Pay Bhi Kabhi Baal Hua Karte Hain
Na Pooch Guzre Hue Zamaane Ki Bhi Yaad Aaye
Tumhaari Chaand Se Jab Humaari Chaand Takraaye
Patthar Hai Woh Aankh Jo Kisi Se Lardi Na Ho
Woh Ishq Hi Kya Jis Mein Khatia Khardi Na Ho

Ladkiyaan ladko ki band bajaati hain khushaal

Ladkiyaan Ladko Ki Band Bajaati Hain
Khushaal Se Ladko Ko Khun Ke Aanso Rulaati Hain
Seedhe Chal Rahe Ho Ladke Toh Seh Nahi Paati Hain
Jab Tak Na Dekhe Mudke
Tab Tak Kapdo Mein Variety Laati Hain
Pyaar Kisi Se Aur Dost Hain Koi
Shadi Kisi Aur Se Kar Ke Nikal Jaati Hain
Aati Hain Yeh Paro Banke
Aur Hame Devdas Banaa Jaati Hain
Ladkiyaan Ladko Ki Band Bajaati Hain
Khushaal Se Ladko Ko Khun Ke Aanso Rulaati Hain
Ladkiyaan Hi Dil Lagana Sikhati Hain,
Aur Hame Nikamma Banaati Hain
Khud Na Jaane Hoti Hain Kaise Pass
Aur Hame Fail Kara Jaati Hain
Kaho Unke Bare Mein Jo Bhi Magar
Ladkiyaan Hi Jahan Ko Khoobsurat Banati Hain-Â….
Aisa Hona Hain Bhi Lajmee
Kyunki Fair N Lovely 15 Dino Mein Gora Jo Banaati Hain

Chand ne chandni bikhraate hue poocha apne

Chand Ne Chandni Bikhraate Hue Poocha
Apne Husn Par Zara Itraate Hue Poocha
Kaun Hai Yahan Jo Mujhsa Haseen Hai
Duniya Mein Aisa Koi Nahin Hai
Maine Kaha Mera Mehboob Tujhse Haseen Hai
Jo Baat Usme Hai Tujhme Bhi Nahin Hai
Baadlon Se Teri Chandni Chhip Jaati Hai
Vo Jidhar Dekhle Roshni Ho Jaati Hai
Tu Sirf Raat He Ko Nazar Aata Hai
Uska Chehra Mujhe Har Pal Nazar Aata Hai
Teri Raat Bhar Ki Chandni Mein Main Doob Nahin Sakta
Uski Jheel Si Aankhon Se Doobkar Nikal Nahin Sakta
Tu Door Hai Itna Tujhe Paa Nahin Sakta
Vo Kareeb Hai Itni Chhodkar Jaa Nahin Sakta
Tu Adhoora Hai In Sitaron Ke Bina
Main Adhoora Hoon Un Isharon Ke Bina
Tu Aasman Ka Chaan Hai
Vo Is Jahan Ka Chand Hai
Vo Ik Mauj Hai Dariya Ka Saahil Nahin,
Fark Bas Itna Hai Ke Tu Meri Manzil Nahin

Koi zharna wisaal e beher ki khawahish liye kitne

Koi Zharna, Wisaal-E-Beher Ki Khawahish Liye-Â….
Kitne Hi Vadi Aur Pahadoon Se Gujarta Hai-Â….
Kyaa Kabhi Mil Paata Hai-Â…-Â…
Koi Zakhmni Parindaa, Ghonslai Ki Aarzoo Liye-Â….
Udte-Udte Ek Suukhi Shaakh Se Takrata Hai-Â…..
Kya Kabhi Pahooch Paata Hai-Â…..
Koi Murjhaya Phool, Chand Roj Jeene Ki Chaah Liye-Â…..
Gir Na Jaaye,Hawaa Ke Jhhonke Se Jhujhta Hai-Â…..
Kya Kabhi Khil Paata Hai-Â…..
Koi Bewafa Huusn Phir Khilone Ki Umeed Liye-Â….
Toote Dilon Ko Apni Aagoosh Mein Bhartaa Hai-Â…-Â…
Kya Kabhi Apnaata Hai-Â…-Â…
*Beher=samunder

Apne sare gum bhula diye tere liye

Apne Sare Gum Bhula Diye Tere Liye
Apne Sare Gum Bhula Diye Tere Liye
Aye Desi Ye Shayeri Hai Tere Liye
Apne Sare Gum Bhula Diye Tere Liye
Gum Ke Saath Kushi Bhi Bhula Di Tere Liye
Ab Jab Kuch Bhi Nahi To Kya Hoga
Ise Aise Hi Chod Do Na Jane Age Kya Hoga
Apne Sare Gham Bhula Diye Tere Liye
Apne Sare Gham Bhula Diye Tere Liye
Aye Desi Ye Shayeri Hai Tere Liye

Waah re aye mere bharat desh ki

Waah Re Aye Mere Bharat Desh Ki Naari
Ye Kaisi Lag Gayi Hai Aajkal Tujhe Bimaari
Khoyi Rehti Ho Humesa Jeans Aur Tshirt Mein
Kyun Pehan Na Bhul Gayi Woh Pyaari Si Saree
Jab Dekho Mashroof Si Rehti Ho Mack Up Mein
Kahan Gayi Woh Shadgi Woh Adaen Pyaar Wali
Ik Pal Ko Bhi Kabhi Khud Ko Andar Se Dekhti Nahi
Dusron Ki Hi Chugli Mein Bita Deti Hai Ghadiyan Sari
Acting Karne Mein Bhi Haan Koi Nahi Hai Inka Saani
Nakhre Aise Karti Hai Jaise Bus Ek Woh Hi Hai Bechari
Deen Raat Suna Suna Kar Masaeel Ki Woh Bhar Maar
Kar Deti Hai Hume Itna Pareshan Ye Lumbi Zuban Waali
Shadi Se Pehle Kitni Haseen Aur Roshan Hoti Hai Zindagi
Par Inke Aate Hi Bechare Pati Ki Kismat Ho Jaati Hai Kaali

Na janay kiss ko daikhane make up

Na Janay Kiss Ko Daikhane Ko Make Up Karty Hain
Kah Ma Kwa Har Larkay Par Marty Hain
Larko Say Kiya Muqabala In Ka
Yeh Tu Aik Dosray Say Bi Jalty Hain
Aqal In Ki Kam Na Ho Jaye Kahin
Iss Liye Istamal Karnay Say Bi Darty Hain
Jooht Tu Yeh Bolty Nahi(Wasay Yeh May Nay Jooht Bol Diya)
Par Sachi Bat Bi Kabhi Kabhi Karty Hain
Ungli Kiya Pakraoo Pura Hath Pakar Lety Hain
Zara See Lift Par Kitna Sar Par Charty Hain

Chupke raat din uska bartan manjvana yaad

Chupke Chupke Raat Din Uska Bartan Manjvana Yaad Hai
Humko Aab Tak Kapdey Doney Ka Woh Jamana Yaad Hai
Doppher Ki Dhoop Mein Kapdey Sukhaney Ke Liye
Woh Mera Khothey Pe Bhi Nangey Panv Jana Yaad Hai
Aa Gya Jab Sunday Ki Shab Bhi Kabhi Zikr-E-Shopping
Woh Mera Meri Biwi Se Atm Card Chupana Yaad Hai
Saas Sasur Ki Doston Ab Kya Sunao Dastaan
Sasuraal Na Janey Ka Mujhey Har Ik Bhana Yaad Hai
Daru Pee Ke Jab Bhi Ghar Mein Aana Pda Mujheuy
Woh Mera Dantoon Taley Ilaichi Chbana Yaad Hai
Dekh Liya Jab Bhi Kabhi Rastey Mein Kissi Dusri Ladki Ko
Biwi Ke Gussey Ko Dekh Ker Mera Tarthrana Yaad Hai
Wakt-E-Rukhsat Office Ab Bhi Yaad Aata Hai Muikhey
Biwi Ke Pars Se Car Ki Chabi Churana Yaad Hai
Shukr Hai ‘Humtum’ Teri Shaadi Nhi Hui Abhi
Shaadishuda Dostoon Ka Woh Rona Rulana Yaad Hai

Shaadi ke liye doston larkiyan hazaaron hain

Shaadi Ke Liye Doston Larkiyan Hazaaron Hain
Har Khirki Mein Hai Larki Aur Khirkiyan Hazaron Hain
Koi To Mile Gi Larki E Dosto Humein
Classmates Hain Beshumar Padosane Hazaaron Hain
Likha Jo Tum Ne Love Letter To Kiya Hua Janab
Humari Draaz Mein Is Jaisi Chithiyaan Hazaaron Hain
Aik Tumhi Nahi Akaili Mere Jaal Mein Phansney Wali
Is Jaal Mein Tum Jaisi Machliyaan Hazaaron Hain
Diay Thay Pehle Bhi Ishq Ke Imtehaan Bohat
Hathon Mein Is Baar Bhi Parchiyaan Hazaron Hain
Wo Parwaney Nahin Jo Shama Pe Mar Jaayen Gay
Hamare Ghar Mein Pehle Hi Battiyaan Hazaron Hain
Aik Ur Gayi Haath Se To Kiya Ghazab Hua
Jaante Hain Is Baagh Mein Titliyaan Hazaaron Hain

Ladka khat likta hu khun se shahi

Ladka Khat Likta Hu Khun Se Shahi Mat Samjana
Pyar Karta Hu Tujse Koi Or Na Samajna
Ladki Khat Likhte Ho Khunse Shahi Nahi Milti
Pyar Karte Ho Mujse Koi Or Nahi Milti
Ladka Shahi To Bahut Milti Hai Magar Khun Jesi Nahi
Ladki Bhi Bahut Milti Hai Magar Tum Jesi Nahi

Tayari hain aaj kahin jane kii doston

Tayari Hain Aaj Kahin Jane Kii..
Doston Se Milne Milane Kii..
Chalta Hun Jara Waqt Se Pehle
Mujhe Aadat Hai Fisal Jane Ki..
Hun Raftaar Ka Rahi Main
Koshish Hawa Ko Harane Kii-Â…
Naa Hai Koi Mujhse Aala Yahan
Par Mujhe Adat Hai Fisal Jane Ki-Â…
Pahunch Gaya Hun Sabse Pehle-Â…
Padi Jaroorat Phone Ghumane Ki..
Ki Arre Yaar Tum Jaldi Aa Jao Na
Ki Mujhe Aadat Hai Fisal Jane Ki-Â…
Aa Pahunche Jald Hi Mehman Sare..
Na Khabar Mili Kisi Haseen Ke Aane Ki..
Tha Bechain Ye Dil Ki Koi To Milega..
Ki Mujhse Aadat Hai Fisal Jane Ki-Â…
Beeti Ghadiyan Tham Gaye Nazaare..
Waqt Tha Sabse Rukhsati Keh Jane Ki..
Tha Dil Murjhaya Ki Koi Na Mila ..
Par Mujhe Aadat Hai Fisal Jane Ki-Â…
Tha Udas Un Tanha Rahon Pe Main..
Roka Kisi Ne Dikha Wardi Thane Ki-Â…
Bohat Ud Rahe Ho Bina Helmet Ke ..
Chalo Bari Hai Chalaan Katwane Ki-Â…
Chal Pada Phir Soone Dil Ko Liye -Â…
Baari Thi Udas Dil Ke Machal Jane Ki..
Rah Pe Dekhi Ladkiyan Darjan Bhar..
Ki Mujhse Aadat Hai Fisal Jane Ki-Â…
Hun Do Pahiyon Par Ye Bhool Gaya..
Tabhi Dekho Matha Mera Phool Gaya..
Gardan Ka Naksha Hawa Mai Jhool Gaya..
Ghutne Ke Jodon Main 1 Kilo Dhool Gaya
Mana Mujhe Aadat Hai Fisal Jane Ki..
Irada Na Tha Koi Chot Khane Ki -Â…
Arre Par Aaj To Muh Aah Nikal Jati Hai-Â…
Na Dekho Ladki Chalet Hue Tum Yaron
Warna Bike Road Pe Fisal Jati Hai,

Phirta tha main gali woh larrki mujhey

Phirta Tha Main Gali Gali
Woh Larrki Mujhey Nahin Mili
Khoobsurti Ka Jo Namoona Ho
Kudrat Ki Ho Jaadu Gari
Chand Jaisa Chehra Ho
Soorat Ho Uss Ki Khili Khili
Phirta Tha Main Gali Gali
Woh Larrki Mujhey Nahin Mili
Phoolon Jaisi Rangat Ho
Gulab Ki Ho Pankharri
Badan Uss Ka Shola Ho
Jaisey Ho Koi Pul Jharri
Phirta Tha Main Gali Gali
Woh Larrki Mujhey Nahin Mili
Phir Aik Din Bazaar Mein
Nigaah Mairi Uss Pay Parri
Gorey Jiss Ke Gaal Thay
Aankhein Jiss Ki Barri Barri
Hosh Maira Kho Gaya
Aankh Jab Uss Say Larri
Aur Main Ye Bhool Gaya
Ke Saath Mein Hai Biwi Kharri
Qadam Utthaya Uss Ki Taraf
To Biwi Ne Utthai Charri
Aur Maar Mujhey Itni Parri
Dard Aaj Bhi Hota Hai Gharri Gharri Affraid Affraid

Om shanti ka dialogue students ke andaaz

Om Shanti Om Ka Dialogue
Students Ke Andaaz Mein
Itni Shiddat Se Maine
Paas Hone Ki Koshish Ki Hai
Ki Har Teacher Ne Mujhe
Marks Na Dene Ki Saazish Ki Hai
Agar Tum Kisi Paper Mein
Paas Hona Chahte Ho
To Saari Kaaynat Tumhe Usko
Paas Karane Mein Lag Jati Hai
Ye Exams Bhi Apne
Hindi Filmon Ki Tarah Hote Hain
End Tak Sab Kuch
Achha Ho Hi Jata Hai- Happy Ending
Aur Agar Aisa Nahi Hota
Toh Exam Abhi Khatam Nahi Hua

Kaise bataoon ke tum meri kaun ho

Kaise Bataoon Ke Tum Meri Kaun Ho
Agar Main Walls Ice Cream Hu To Tum Meri Cone Ho
Tum Mere Aangan Ki Banyaan Tree Ho
Tumhi Meri Gateway Of India Tumhi Chowpatty Ho
Tum Hi Battlegun Tum Churi Tum Talwaar Ho
Tum Hi Darji Ke Dukaan Me Latki Hui Dhoti Salwaar Ho
Tum Hi Meri Nike Shoes Tum Hi Football Ho
Tum Hi Meri Toy Car Robot Tum Hi Japanese Doll Ho
Tum Air India Ki Wo Flight Ho Jo Waqt Pe Nahi Miilti
Najane Kyu Tum Har Baat Pe Has Haske Ho Hilti
Tum Hi Dd News Tum Hi Zee News Tum Hi Bbc News Ho
Tum Aisi Tubelight Ho Jo Hamesha Rehti Fuse Ho
Tum Meri Scooter Meri Esteem Meri Rocket Launcher Bhi Tum
Tum Nimbi Paanitum Meetha Pan Tum Hi Ho Bubble Gum
Tum Ramu Ki Dukaan Me Rs5 Ko Milne Wali Wada Pav Ho
Tum Shaamu Dudh Wale Ki‚  Sabse Favourite Cow Ho
Tum Kashmir Tum Manali Tum Hi Meri Shimla Ho
Bhagwaan Ne Bheja Tumhe Taaki Mera Deemag Dheela Ho
Tum Hi Malai Maarke Ek Special Cutting Chai Ho
Kaise Batau Tumhe‚  Ki Asal Me Tum Kasai Ho

Mujhe koi sukh nahi woh jo mere

Mujhe Koi Sukh Nahi
Woh Jo Mere Sang Yahin
Mujhe Koi Neend Nahi
Woh Jo Mere Sapnon Mein Wahin
Use Koi Neend Nahi
Mera Photo Jo Uske Kamre Mein Sahi
Use Koi Nahi Privacy
Ki Maine Jo Piracy

Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par

Ek Aadmi Apne Dost Ki Kabar
Par Phool Daal Raha Hota Hai.
Aur Brabar Mein Bhi, Ek Aadmi Apne Dost
Ki Kabar Par Chawal Daal Raha Hota Hai.
Pehla Aadmi Doosre Se Kehta Hai,
-ŗye Tumhara Dost Phool Sunghne Kab Uthe Ga?-
Doosra Aadmi,
-ŗjab Tumhara Dost Chawal Khane Uthe Ga.-

Dil hua hai mera aabaad jab aayi

Dil Hua Hai Mera Aabaad
Jab Aayi Mujhe Uski Yaad
Dil Hua Hai Mera Aabaad
Jab Aayi Mujhe Uski Yaad
E-Khuda Sunle Meri Muraad
Pohuncha De Mujhe Hyderabad

Zindagi kehaal hai sur na taal msgbox

Zindagi Kehaal Hai
Sur Hai Na Taal Hai
Msgbox Bhi Kangal Hai
Kya Aapki Sms Factory Mein Hadtal Hai
Yaar Kuch To Bhejo Ye Meri
Mobile Ki Zindagi Ka Sawaal Hai

Din ko chain nahi raat aram jee

Din Ko Chain Nahi
Raat Ko Aram Nahi
Jee Na Lagey Kahi
Aay Khuda Kya Yahi Pyar Hai
Arey Pagal Yeh Pyar Nahi
Aaj Ka Temperature 43 Degree Celcius Hai

Hume to ab bhi woh guzra jamana

Hume To Ab Bhi Woh Guzra Jamana Yaad Aata Hai
Apni Galioon Mein Nange Nahana Yaad Aata Hai
Jab Kel-Kood Mein Bhul Jana Home-Work Apna
Woh Master Ji Ka Dande Lagana Yaad Aata Hai
Woh Tikki Wale Ki Dhoti Par Patake Chodna
Woh Kutton Ke Piche Petrol Lagana Yaad Aata Hai
Blondes Kitni Hi Dekhi Hai Magar Mujhe “Humtum’
Gaon Ki Channo Ke Nakhre Dhikana Yaad Aata Hai

Ye duniya ik stage hai hum kirdar

Ye Duniya Ik Stage Hai Hum Kirdar Hein
Zyada Dhoke Baz Aur Kum Imandaar Hein
Jis Ki Jaanib Dosti Ka Hath Badata Hoon
Wohi Poochta Hai Kya Aap Maldaar Hein
Hum Aap Ko Raat Gai Phone Na Karte
Magr Kya Karain Hum Zehni Beemar Hein
Na Koi E.Mail Na Phone Na Sms
Aap Na Jane Kaise Beh Mrawt Yaar Hein
Asghar Ki Dosti Ko Beh Shuk Azma Lena
Hum Aap Ki Jaan Lene Ko Tyar Hein

Yeh document meetings features ki duniya insaan

Yeh Document Yeh Meetings Yeh Features Ki Duniya
Yeh Insaan Ke Dushman Cursors Ki Duniya
Yeh Deadlines Ke Bhooke Management Ki Duniya
Yeh Product Agar Ban Bhi Jaaye To Kya Hai
Yahaan Ek Khilona Hai Programmer Ki Hasti
Ye Basti Hai Murda Bug-Fixers Ki Basti
Yahaan Par To Raises Hai Inflation Se Sasti
Yeh Review Agar Ho Bhi Jaaye To Kya Hai
Har Ek Keyboard Ghayal Har Ek Login Pyaasi
Excel Mein Uljhan Winword Mein Udaasi
Yeh Office Hai Ya Aalame Microsoft Ki
Yeh Release Agar Ho Bhi Jaaye To Kya Hai
Jalaa Do Isay Phoonk Daalo Yeh Monitor
Mere Saamne Se Hataa Daalo Yeh Modem
Tumhaara Hai Tumhi Sambhaalo Yeh Computer
Yeh Product Agar Chal Bhi Jaaye To Kya Hai

Ek baar ki baat hai teacher ne

Ek Baar Ki Baat Hai
Teacher Ne Beta Ramu Se Pucha
Bata Kaun Hai President
Ramu Bola Nahin Malum
Nikal Ja Boli Teacher
Gaya Ramu Bechara Principal Ke Pass
Boli Apni Probs
Naam Malum Nahin Hai President Ka
Principal Ne Nikaal Feka Baahar
Ramu Gaya Watchman Ke Pass
Bola Teacher Ne Nikala
Watchman Ne Puch Kyon
Bola Ramu President Namm Nahin Malum
Watchman Ne Nikaal Feka Skool Se
Gaya Ramu Beta Taxi Mein
Boli Apni Problem
Naam Nahin Pata President Ka
Isliye Principal Ne
Is Liye Teacher Ne
Is Liye Watchman Ne
Mujhe Feka Hai Baahar
Taxi Wala Ka Jawab Nahin Badla
Bola Nikal Idhar Se
Gaya Bechar Super Market Mein
Fir Batai Apni Problem
Bola Naam Nahin Malum President Ka
Isliye Principal Ne
Is Liye Teacher Ne
Is Liye Watchman Ne
Is Liye Taxi Driver Ne
Bola Supermarket Wala Ne
Nikal Idhar Se
Fir Gaya Bechara
Airport Mein
Batai Apni Problem
President Ka Naam Nahin Pata
Is Liye Principal Ne
Is Liye Teacher Ne
Is Liye Watchman Ne
Is Liye Taxi Driver Ne
Is Liye Super Market Wala Ne
Nikaal Feka Baahar
Idhar Bhi Kismat Na Palti
Idhar Bhi Equation Na Hui Ulti
Fir Bole Nikal Ja Baahar
English Mein Get Out Bhi Bol Diya
Fir Gaya Woh Thaka Hua Sa
Kuch Bikhra Bikhra Sa
Railway Platform Par
Mil Gaya Wahan Use Lalu Yadva
Puchat Hai Tum Kaun Hai
Fir Ramu Beta Problem Batat Hai
Bola President Ka Naam Malum Nahin
Is Liye Principal Ne
Is Liye Teacher Ne
Is Liye Watchman Ne
Is Liye Super Market Wala Ne
Is Liye Airport Walon Ne
Nikal Feka Bahar
Lallo Ji Bol Padat
Tum Tension Kahe Let Ho
Hum Hoon Na
Hum Change Nahin Karoonga
Nikal Jao Bahar
Bechara Ramu Beta Thaka Hara
Kuch Bikhra Bikhra Sa
Kar Raha Tha Cross Road
Ayi Door Se Tez Truck
Uda Gayi Bechare Ramu Ko
Bolo Isse Kya Seekh Milti Hai?

Thoda sa pyar hua hai baki hum

Thoda Sa Pyar Hua Hai Thoda Hai Baki
Thoda Sa Pyar Hua Hai Thoda Hai Baki
Thoda Sa Pyar Hua Hai Thoda Hai Baki
Thoda Sa Pyar Hua Hai Thoda Hai Baki
Hum To Dil De Hi Chuke‚  O
Hum To Dil De Hi Chukee Bas Teri Haan Hai Baki
Thoda Sa Pyar Hua Hai Thoda Hai Baki
Thoda Sa Pyar Hua Hai Thoda Hai Baki
Ladkei Sweeto
Thoda Sa Dost Bana Hai Is Ke Siwa Kuch Nahin Baki
Thoda Sa Dost Bana Hai Is Ke Siwa Kuch Nahin Baki
Thoda Sa Dost Bana Hai Is Ke Siwa Kuch Nahin Baki
Thoda Sa Dost Bana Hai Is Ke Siwa Kuch Nahin Baki
Hum To Daande Maar Hi Chukee Oo
Hum To Daande Maar Hi Chukee Bas Joothe Maarna Hai Baki
Thoda Sa Dost Bana Hai Is Ke Siwa Kuch Nahin Baki
Thoda Sa Dost Bana Hai Is Ke Siwa Kuch Nahin Baki

Kudiyan yeh aajkal ki pudiyan aafatt humare

Kudiyan Yeh Aajkal Ki Kudiyan
Pudiyan Yeh Aafatt Ki Pudiyan
Kudiyan Yeh Aajkal Ki Kudiyan
Pudiyan Yeh Aafatt Ki Pudiyan
Humare Dil Ki Yeh Raniyan
Karti Hain Yeh Apni Manmaniyan
Rakha Hain Humne Innhe Palkhon Pe
Dil Kushhal Deti Hain Apne Pairon Se
Kudiyan Yeh Aajkal Ki Kudiyan
Pudiyan Yeh Aafat Ki Pudiyan
Chein Hai Inn Ne Humara Cheena
Mushkil Kar Diya Abb Humara Jeena
Raaton Ko Sapno Mein Yeh Aaye
Chupa Chupi Khel Humko Sataaye
Kudiyan Yeh Aajkal Ki Kudiyan
Pudiyan Yeh Aafat Ki Pudiyan
Milne Ke Liye Jab Kabhi Hain Bulati
Inteezar Yeh Humme Ghanto Hain Karati
Late Ho Jao Agar Tum Do Ghadi
Angarein Bann Hum Pe Hain Barasti
Kudiyan Yeh Aajkal Ki Kudiyan
Pudiyan Yeh Aafat Ki Pudiyan
Kaho Unse Phoolon Si Nazook Ho Tum
Kahe Phool Nahi Laye Kitne Fool Ho Tum
Chamkte Moti Si Hain Aankhein Tumhari
Haar Nahi Laye, Ab Nahi Mein Tumhari
Kudiyan Yeh Aajkal Ki Kudiyan
Pudiyan Yeh Aafat Ki Pudiyan
Keh Do Agar Ho Khoobsurat Tum Kitni
Kahe,, Jao-Jao Tum Keh Rahe Ho Yunhi
Na Karo Agar Tum Taaref Inki
Kahe Koi Aur Hai Tumhe Mil Gayi
Kudiyan Yeh Aajkal Ki Kudiyan
Pudiyan Yeh Aafat Ki Pudiyan
Dekh Lo Agar Kisi Ko Mudh Ke
Hazar Sawalon Ke Jawab Do Inke
Hai Inko Humse Pyaar Bahut Jyaada
Magar Nakhre Karti Hai Bahut Jyaada
Kudiyan Yeh Aajkal Ki Kudiyan
Pudiyan Yeh Aafat Ki Pudiyan
Pal Bhir Na Reh Sake Bina Humare
Duur Jao To Aansoon Yeh Bahaye
Aao Jo Tum Laut Karr Phir Paas Iinke
Kahe Ab Tumhari Hume Jaroorat Nahi
Kudiyan Yeh Aajkal Ki Kudiyan
Pudiyan Yeh Aafat Ki Pudiyan
Jee Nahi Sakte Hum Innke Bin
Hai Adhoori Zindagi Innke Bin
Harr Nakhre Innke Humm Seh Lenge
Ekk Baar Ab Tu Gale Laga Le

Aik shaer ki shaadi main chooha bht

Aik Shaer Ki Shaadi Main Aik Chooha Bht
Zoro Shor Say Bhngra Dal Raha Tha !
Aik Ney Choohey Say Poocha Bhei Shaer Ki
Shaadi Main Tum Kyoun Dance Ker Rhay Ho?
To Chooha Bola Merey Bhaii Ki Shaadi
Hay ! Us Ney Sawal Kiya Woh Kasiey,
Chooha Bola Shaadi Say Pehley
Main Bhi Shaer Tha ! !

Haqiqat ko meri naa dil se lagana

Haqiqat Ko Meri Naa Dil Se Lagana,
Main Ekk Shoonya Nahin Koi Thikana.
Koi Mujhko Samhje Raha Kaa Pujaari,
Kisi Ne Pukara Haara Juaari.
Nahin Jaan Paaya Khudd Main Kahan Hoon,
Naa Hee Main Samjha Kis Par Tikaa Hoon.
Tooti Hui Sadak Pe Basi Meri Manzil,
Meri Muflisi Mein Nahin Kuch Bhi Haasil.
Urra Tha Hawa Mein Jab Chaha Gagan Pe,
Kattey Pankh Saare Main Aaya Zameen Pe.
Tab Maut Ne Mujhse Khela Ttha Naatak,
Jab Khul Gaya Ttha Mere Uper Ka Faatak.

Jab shaadi tum se hogi burkay main

Jab Shaadi Tum Se Hogi Burkay Main Chupi
Meri Dulhan Tum Hogi Her Raat Sochta Rehta Hun
Tu Kitni Khubsurat Hogi
Aankhain Teri Hiran Jaisi Hongi
Kajray Main Kaali Kaali Hongi
Chehra Tera Gulabi Hoga Zulfain Teri Reshmi Hongi
Labon Pe Muskrahat Hogi Lafzon Main Mithas Hogi
Teri Chaal Matak Matak Si Haathi Jaisi Hogi
Tu Meray Dil Ki Pari Hogi
Meray Sapnon Ki Raani Hogi
Agar Kahin Aisa Na Ho Ki Burkay Ke Andar Shakal
Ek Churail Jaisi Ho To Khuda Main Kyaa Karunga
Ye Bhee Saari Raat Sochta Rehta Hun

Aaj phir rah mein wo ladki najar

Aaj Phir Rah Mein Wo Ladki Najar Aa Gayi
Jiski Pehli Mulakat Mein Surat Dil Ko Bha Gayi
Main To Baat Karne Hi Wala Tha
Khade-Khade Ek Prem Patr Tak Likh Dala Tha
Shukar Hai Uski Ungli Me Sagai Ki Anguthi Najar Aa Gayi
Ek To Dil Churaya Us Par Dekh Kar Muskurati Hai
Uff Ye Tragedy Mere Sath Hi Kyo Ho Jati Hai
Main Jis Bhi Ladki Ko Pasand Karta Hu
Wo Itni Jaldi Engaged Kyo Ho Jati Hai

Halal karne ko pahla bakra main hi

Halal Karne Ko Pahla Bakra Main Hi Mila Tha Kya
Yaha Aur Bhi Bakre Hai Wo Nazer Nahi Aate Klya
Ab Mujhe Bhi Kuch Likhna Padega
Salma Avtar Ma Kis Ka Karti Hai Intezaar
Tumhaare Liye Dekho Lag Gayi Ladko Ki Qataar (Line)
Waise Sab Ladke Thanda Pine Ko Hi Aayege
Aur Tumhari Pyari Si Muskan Ho Jayegi Bekaar

Tum bhee becaharahum becahara fittay mu tumharafittay

Tum Bhee Becahara,Hum Bhee Becahara
Fittay Mu Tumhara,Fittay Mu Hamara
Hum Ne Usay Dekha Angal Badal Kar
Us Ne Hamay Mara Sandle Badal Kar
Dil Kay Armaa Aanso’oo May Bah Gaye
Un Ka Bachay Hamay Mamu Kah Gaye
Hum Nay Tumhay Dil Diya Dildar Samajh Kar
Tum Kha Gaye Is Ko Naswaar Samajh Kar
Dabbay May Dabba Dabbay May Khargosh
Nana Nay Aankh Mari Nani Behosh
Khuda Karay Sab Haseenaao Ke Baap Mar Jaeen
Maut Ka Bahana Ho Aur Hum In Kay Ghar Jaeen
Ishq Kay Samander Main Ghota Lagaya
Pani Both Thanda Tha Main Bahar Nikal Aya
Un Ki Gali Say Guzray,Ajab Ittefaq Tha
Unho Nay Phool Phanka,Gamla Bhi Saath Tha
Log Kehtay Hain Kayamat Kay Din Marr Jaeen Gay
Hum Bhi Bohot Chalaak Hai,Mangi Thallay War Jaeen Gay
Wo Ankh Bari Pyaari Thi Jo Hum Nay Usay Mari Thi
Wo Sandle Bari Bhari Thi Jo Us Nay Hamay Mari Thi

Bsnl mobile nein eisa chakka mara har

Bsnl Mobile Nein Eisa Chakka Mara Har Kisi Ko Peche Choda
Hutch Ko Mara‚  Reliance Ko Pachada
Hutch To Hutch 99 Rim To Rim 99
Pur Bsnl Hai Sabse Fine Fine
Talk Bsnl Network @ 90 Paise
Soch Rahin Sab Kum Karenge Aab Kaise

Socha nahi tha yeh din ayenge soch

Socha Nahi Tha Yeh Din Ayenge
Soch NahiTha Yeh Din Jayenge
Soch To Yeh Bhi Nahin Tha Ki Woh Din Ayenge
Honi Ko Kaun Taal Sakta Hai
Socha Nah Tha Bush Pm Banega
Soch Nahi Tha Irag Athens Football Semis Mein Enter Karega
Par Honi Ko Kaun Taal Sakta Hai
Soch Nahin Tha Ki Laden Azad Rahega
Socha Nahin Tha Gandhiji Swarg Mein Pravesh Karenge
Par Haan Doston Socha Tha Ki
History Repeats Itself
Hitler Wapas Aya Hai Bush Ke Form Mein
Soch To Yeh Bhi Tha
India Fir Pakistan Se Haregi
Socha To Yeh Bhi Tha
India Fir Se Ek Aur Final Haregi
Indians Fir Doping Test Mein Pakre Jayenge
Socha To Yeh Bhi Tha
India Hockey Main Bhi Athens Se Bahar Ho Jayegi
Soch To Yeh Bhi Tha
Lakh Koshish Ke Baad Bhi
Nahin Lautegi Bjp
Soch To Yeh Bhi Tha
Ki Yo India Lautega
Aur Kavitaon Ka Mela Fir Shuru Hoga

Humare jane ka time hua hum to

Humare Jane Ka Time Hua
Hum To Ja Rahe Hai
Jinka Ane Ka Time Hua
Woh Itni Der Kyu Laga Rahe Hai
Ayegi Meena Laut Ke Yeh Wada Hai Sab Se
Yeh Baat Sun Ke Dekho Sab Ladke Gabra Rahe Hai

Uthe sabake kadam taaraa ram pam pam ajii aise

Uthe Sabake Kadam, Taaraa Ram-Pam-Pam
Ajii Aise Giit Gaayaa Karo
Kabhii Khushii Kabhii Gam, Taaraa Ram-Pam-Pam
Hanson Aur Hansaayaa Karo
Wo Pyaare Din Aur Vo Pyaarii Raaten
Yaad Hame Hai.N Vo Mulaakaate.N
Nahiin Koi Gam Mujhe Nahiin Hai Gilaa
Zindagii Kii Raah Men Milaa Hai Jabase Tuu Mere Hamadam
Shabanam Ham Hain Aur Tum Sholaa Ban Jaayaa Karo
Kabhii Khushii Rang Nayaa Hai Ruup Nayaa Hai
Jiine Kaa To Jaane Kahaan Dhang Gayaa Hai
Kise Hai Fikar Inhen Kyaa Pasand
Pyaar Ke Jahaan Men Razaamand Jab Ham Tum Tum Ham
Ban Gae Hain Sanam Bedhadak Mere Ghar Aayaa Karo
Kabhii Khushii Kabhi Gham‚  Taaraa Ram-Pam-Pam

Hilne lagta hoon hello keh kar kare

Hilne Lagta Hoon Hello Keh Kar Kare Jab Koi Baat
Hi Jab Koyi Kahe Seene Pe Rakh Leta Hoon Haath
Hai Ajab Rishta Azeezo cyber Ki Dosti
Aaj Tak Jisko Na Dekha Roz Milta Hai Wohi
Chat Se Qaem Hua Rishta Bhi Kitna Hai Ajeeb
Jiski Surat Tak Na Dekhi Dil Ke Woh Itna Qareeb
Baarha Yoon Bhi Hua Tafseel Jab Maloom Ki
Jis Ko Hum Samjhe The -ŗshe- Woh To Haqeeaqt Men Tha He
Ek Mohtarma Se Hum Ne Bhi Barha-‘ee Dosti
Hum Yehee Sumjhe The -ŗteenager- Woh Bandee Hai Abhi
Umr Ki Tafseel Us -ŗchatter- Ne Jab Irsaal Ki
Such Batata Hoon Woh Nikli Poore 65 Saal Ki
Pesh Aaya Ek Sahab Ko Ajab Yeh Haadsa
Haadsa Aisa Tha Jis Se Dil Hi Unka Hil Gaya
Chat Muddat Tak Woh Ik Khatoon Se Karte Rahe
Naaz Bhi Uske Uthaye Uske Nakhhre Bhi Sahe
Khul Gaya Yeh Raaz Ik Din Chat Jo Karti Raheen
Ghair Samjhe The Jinhen Khood Unki Hi Begam Woh Theen
Hai Bahut Nazuk Sa Rishta Cyber Ki Dosti
Umr Iski Mukhtasar Hai Daur Iska Aarzi
Jab Koyee -ŗignore- Karde Khood Bikhar Jaata Hai Woh
Yoon Samajhiye Waqt Se Pahle Hi Mar Jaata Hai Woh
Aarzi Rishta Hai Phir Bhi To Ghaneemat Hai Miyan
Nafraton Ke Daur Men Yeh Ek Nemat Hai Miyan

Ye kiski hai aahat kiska saaya uf

Ye Kiski Hai Aahat
Ye Kiska Hai Saaya
Ye Kiski Hai Aahat
Ye Kiska Hai Saaya
Uf Iss Pagal Se Kabhi Chutkara Na Paaya
Mere Peeche Peeche Yahan Tak Chala Aaya

Aayegi is soone jeevan mein bahaar jub

Aayegi Is Soone Jeevan Mein Bahaar
Jub Tu Utayega Meri Beti Ka Bhaar
Dil Mein Basi Hai Bas Ek Hi Hasrat
Karaunga Tujh Se Din-Raat Kasrat
Dil Mein Uth Raha Hai Barabar Toofan
Ramu Ki Chutti Karke Poore Karoonga Saare Armaan
Ab Aur Nahi Sahi Jaati Yeh Judai
Milte Hi Ab Shuru Karoonga Teri Pitai

Dil saaf karo insaaf is page ko

Dil Saaf Karo Insaaf Karo
Is Page Ko Tora Half Karo
Agar Half Bhi Karna Nahi Aata
Maharbani Karo Ise Off Karo
Is Page Pe Kuch To Hai Hi Nahi
Kuch Na Kaho Mujhe Maaf Karo

Ek baar har religion key aadmi ko

Ek Baar Har Religion Key Ek Ek Aadmi Ko Maut Ki Saza Di Gayi
Unki Gardan Ek Auto Matic Machine Sey Qalam Karni Theen
Pehley Hindu Bhai Sahab Ka Nambar Tha
Jailer Ney Poocha Tumhari Aakhri Khwahish Kya Hai
Woh Boley Main Geeta Parhna Chahta Hoon
Jailer Ney Kaha Theek Hai Parh Lo
Unhon Ney Geeta Parhli Pahir Unhein Machine Par Litaya Gaya
Jallad Ney Button Dabaya Machine Ki Aari
Unki Gardan Par Aakar Ruk Gayi
Woh Buch Gayey Jailer Ney Kaha Aap Buch Gayey
Bhagwan Nahin Chahta Aap Marein Aap Jaa Saktey Hain
Ab Musal Bhai Ka Number Aaya Jailer
Ney Poocha Aapki Aakhri Khwahish
Unhon Ney Kaha Main Quraan Parhnachahta Hoon
Jailer Ney Kaha Theek Hai
Quran Parhwaney Key Baad Unhein Bhi Machine Par Litaya Gaya
Button Dabaya Par Phir Aari Gardan Par Aakey Ruk Gayi
Jailer Ney Kaha Yeh To Chamatkar Par
Chamatkar Ho Rahey Hain Allah Nahin Chahta Aap Marein Aap Ja Saktey Hain
Ab Surdarji Ka Number Tha Unsey Jailer Ne Kaha
Sardarji Aapki Aakhri Khwahish Kya Hai
Sardar Ji Boley Aakhri Khwahish Baad Mein Poochiyo Pehley Apni Machine Theek Kara

Kiraya makaan ka ada karne jaoun ke

Kiraya Makaan Ka Ada Karne Jaoun
Ke Bazaz-O-Khyaat Ka Bil Chukaoun
Dava Laoun Ya Daktar Ko Bulaoun
Ke Main Tax Walon Se Peecha Chudaoun
Khudara Batao Kahan Bhag Jaoun
Main Is Ded Ane Mein Kya Kya Banaoun
Bahut Badh Gaya Hai Makan Ka Kiraya
Idhar Nal Ke Ab-E-Ravan Ka Kiraya
Baqaya Hai “Barq-E-Tapan” Ka Kiraya
Zameen Par Hai Ab Asman Ka Kiraya
Muzalim Kirayo Ke Kya Kya Sunaoun
Main Is Ded Ane Mein Kya Kya Banaoun
Hai Bachchon Ki Fees Aur Chanda Zaroori
Kitab Kapiyon Ka Pulanda Zaroori
Shikam Parvari Ka Hai Dhanda Zaroori
Ye Adam Ki Eejad Banda Zaroori
Bala Ke Musarif Hain Kya Tab Laoun
Main Is Ded Ane Mein Kya Kya Banaoun
Azeezon Ki Imdad Mahman Navazi
Gharibon Ko Khairat Ahsan Tarazi
Khurak Aur Poshak Mein Dunya Sazi
Udhar Film Ka Shauq Aur Ishq Bazi
Zaroori Yahan Sigrat Aur Pan Bhi Hai
Adalat Mein Jane Ka Imkan Bhi Hai
Hai Bhangi Bhi Dhobi Bhi Darban Bhi Hai!
Aur Ik Sadi Vale Ki Dookan Bhi Hai
Kahan Jaoun Kis Kis Se Peecha Chudaoun
Main Is Ded Ane Mein Kya Kya Banaoun
Hain Mele Bhi Aur Tyohar Bhi Hain
Ham Aise Muaqqe Pe Khuddar Bhi Hain
Bahut Kharch Karne Ko Tayyar Bhi Hain
Bala Se Jo Be-Barg-O-Bebar Bhi Hain
Kise Dastan-E-Musarif Sunaoun
Main Is Ded Ane Mein Kya Kya Banaoun

Aaj shadi mein maizbanon na daigon gosht

Aaj Shadi Mein Maizbanon Na Daigon Gosht Banaya Hai
Mota Aa Gaya To Samjho Gosht Ka Safaya Hai
Mota Hai Itna Kai Dekh Kai Guman Hota Hai
Jaisay Kisi Nay Is Mein Gas Ka Cylinder Fit Karaya Hai
Us Say Pocho Kay Too Khata Hai Kyon Itnna To
Kehta Hai K Allah Nay Mujhay Khanay Ke Liya Banaya Hai
Weight Machine Pay Khara Hai Wazan Malom Karnay Ko
Aik Admi Khara Ho Machine Say Paigham Yeh Aaya Hai
Is Say Ziada Kuch Keh Nahi Sakta Us Ke Baray Main
Kionk Sara Gosht Us Nay Meray Samnay Beth Ke Khaya Hai

Tere pyar ka e mail mere dil

Tere Pyar Ka E- Mail Mere Dil Ko Lubhataa Hai
Par Bicch Main Tere Baap Ka Virus Aa Jataa Hai
Aur Karvaaoge Humse Kitnaa Integaar
Hamaare Dil Ke Site Pe Kabhi Enter To Maro Yaar
Apne Insult Ka Badalaa Dekho Kaise Loonga
Jaaneman Tere Baap Ko Shift Delete Kar Doonga
Aapke Nakhare Apne Dil Pe Bang Ho Gaye
Do(2) Pc‚  Judte Judte Hang Ho Gaye
Aap Jaiso Ke Liye Dil Ko Cut Diya Karte Hai
Warna Baaki Cases Main To Copy Paste Kiya Karte Hai
Aapka Hasnaa Aap Ka Chalnaa Aap Ki Woh Style
Aapke Adaaon Ki Hamne Save Hai Kar Li File

Suhag raat thi phoolo se saji sej

Suhag Raat Thi Phoolo Se Saji Sej Thi Aage Bhi Bohat Kuch Hota
Kambakht Is Alarm Ne Agar Hame Na Jagaya Hota‚  Giggle
Aiswarya Thi Katrina Thi Kisi Ek Ne To Hath Thama Hota
Kambakht Yeh Salman Na Agar Beech Me Aaya Hota‚  Crying
Ambani Hain Mittal Hain Tata Hain Mukadam Bhi Hota
Kambakht Economics Pade Hote Miya Ghalib Ko Na Padha Hota‚  Banghead
Majnu Hain Farhad Hain Ranjha Hain Ghayel Bhi Hota
Kambakht Uska Baap Jo Police Me Na Hota

Raste mein mili mujhe larki ik din

Raste Mein Mili Mujhe Larki Ik Din
Bohat Hi Sunder Lagi Mujhe
Naam Pata Jab Maine Puchha
Zor Se Sandal Lagi Mujhe
Maine Kaha Jee Teher To Jaaiye
Sandal Apni Lete Jaaiye
Yaan Main Hi Ghar Pe De Jaunga
Naam Pata Bas Dete Jaaiye
Unho Ne Kaha Ye Tum Hi Pehno
Balon Ke Gajre,Zever Mein Khil Lo
Agar Yeh Bhi Kam Par Jaaen
To Jake Mere Shohar Se Mil Lo
Yaaron Ab Phir Mein Kya Karta
Ghar Ko Bhaaga Girta Chalta
Theek Hui Jo Sans Phul Gayi
Aur Phir Meri Neend Khul Gayi

Aao sikhao tumhe ande ka funda ye

Aao Sikhao Tumhe Ande Ka Funda
Ye Nahi Pyare Koi Mamuli Banda
Ek Anda Chara Pahar Per Niche Kuda Ke Shayad Main Mar Jao
Lekin Wo Bach Gaya Or Aasman Se Aawaz Aayi
Jako Rakhe Saiya Maar Sake Na Koi
Ab Wo Phir Chada Or Niche Koodh Gaya
Aaise Usne 5 6 Bar Kiya
Lekin Wo Phir Chada Or Niche Koodh Kaya
Is Bar Wo To Gaya
Pata Hai Kyu Use Over Confident Ho Gaya Tha

Jo subhesham acha khana bana ke khilaye

Jo Subhesham Acha Khana Bana Ke Khilaye
Par Phir Bhi Usko Koi Na Kahe Kabhi Bawarchi
Biwi Jo Kahe Woh Uski Har Baat Mane
Aur‚  Ser Juka Kar Kahe Humesha Haan Ji
Gar Ho Usse Galti To Belan To Hazir Hoga
Acha Pati Wohi Jo Kabhi Na Kahe Rehem J

Ye duniya hai yaha sab kuch ho

Ye Duniya Hai Yaha Sab Kuch Ho Sakta Hai
Yakeen Nahi Aata To Suno
Sachin Zero Par Out Ho Sakta Hai
Shahrukh Filmo Me Fight Kar Sakta Hai
Sunny Deol Romantic Roll Me Zara Socho
Nehra Ki 100 Runs Zara Socho
Harbhajan- Fastet Bowler In The World
Dravid- Ek Over Me Six Sixers
Gaanguly- Without Any Number In His Shirt
Hrithik- Without Dance In Puri Film
Salmaan- Aishwarya Ke Baare Me Na Soche
Vivek- Salman Ke Baare Me Na Soche
Any Thing Is Possible
Ye Dunya Hai Mere Yaar
Abhi Time Ho Gaya
Baaki Ka Baad Me

Dhudoo naha aur pootho fhallo shaadi kar

Dhudoo Naha Aur Pootho Fhallo..
Shaadi Kar Sasuraal Nikal
Janani Bann, Jankar Janata.
Aur Bana Phir Janta Dal..
Kar Dena Woh Khat Khadi
Jismain Mile Tujhe Katmal..
Pathi Ko Taat Sila Dena
Swayam Pehenna Tu Makhmall..

Main aur mere hubby dono hain bade

Main Aur Mere Hubby
Dono Hain Bade Moody
Pal Main Ladna Jhgadna
Mahino Tak Ruthe Rehnaa
Wo Haan Haan Tho Main Na Na
Wo Na Na Tho Main Haan Haan
Hoti Rehti Bas Aisii Hin Aankh Micholii
Nahi Aata Dono Ko Duniya Se Ladna
Aur Dekho Hai Duniyaa Kitni Matlabiii
Kaam Nikaal Ke Chorr Detii Hai
Jaise Doodh Se Malaaiii
Hum Thage Se Reh Jaate Hain
Bas Haath Malte Reh Jaate Hain
Ho Jaati Hai Zindagi Main Khalbalii
Wo Bhole Hain Wo Sachche Hain
Nahi Aati Unko Karni Chugliii
Sabke Haan Main Haan Milnaa
Na Jhuth Bolna Na Ataa Chamchaagiri
Duniya Ko Chaahiye Khaane Ko Mishrii
Par Wo Kar Lete Hain Naoukri Ki Tabdiilii
13 Saal Main 20 Jagah Humne Hai Badlii
Har Jagah Dekho Tho Naradmuniyoun Ki Hai Toli
Har Jagah Hoti Mushkil Karke Baat Thitholii
Har Jagah Wahi Log Wahi Hai Pareshaaniii
Kahan Kahan Jaayegain Hum Le Kar Apni Kholi
Kaii Baar Kehti Hoon Chlo Aap Bhi Badlo Khudko
Na Pehno Raam Bhgat Ki Choli
Kaash Khuda Ne Diyaa Hota Thoda Saa Hoshiyaari
Naaradmuniyoun Beech Bhi Rehke Karte Apni Manmaani
Jag Jaisa Hum Bhi Rehte Cheen Jhpat Hum Bhi Karte
Khud Ki Bhlaai Ki Khaatir Dusron Ka Khoon Bhi Pite
Par Kya Hum Aise Tab Bhi Khush Reh Paate
Chlo Achcha Hai Hum Aise Hin Achche Hain
Duniya Ke Liye Budhu Par Dil Ke Sachche Hain
Nahi Chaahiye Humko Kooi Raavan Ki Hamjoliii

Mere dil jiger lever kidney ho tum

Mere Dil Jiger Lever Kidney Ho Tum
Her Waqt Aye Vo Fever Ho Tum
Doob Ker Kho Jaoon Vo River Ho Tum
Ab To Zindagi Mein Forever Ho Tum
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Aye Parne Vale
Itna Excited Honey Ki Zaroorat Nahi Hai
Ye Tumharey Liye Nahi Hai

Alka ne mujse kal pyaar ka ijhaar

Alka Ne Mujse Kal Pyaar Ka Ijhaar Kiya
Tohfe Mein Mujko Ek Bada Rasgulla Diya
Maine Kaha Rasgulla Bada Meetha Hai
Usne Kaha Dil Tera Bada Seedha Hai
Mai Ne Pucha Alka Tune Aisa Kyun Kaha?
Usne Kaha Tujhe Patane Mein Bas Ek Rasgulla Laga
Maine Pucha Dusro Ko Tune Kaise Pataya Hai?
Usne Kaha-Yaar Bahut Dard Uthaya Hai
Phir Jake Formula Aaya Hai
Kisi Ko Mumphali Kisi Ko Kathal Khilaya Hai

Ek ghatna ghati aanokhi ramu lene gaya

Ek Ghatna Ghati Aanokhi
Ramu Lene Gaya Tha Loki
Bich Bajariya Bhari Dopahriya
Radha‚  Ne Niklaeee‚  Chappal
Boli Maro Ramu Ko
Ramo Shaymu Dino Pachu
School Ke Bachhe Buddhe Chahu
Sabne Nikali Chappal Bole Maro Ramu Ko
Ramu Bola Arre‚  Dhutt
Maine Kisi Ko Nahi Cheda

Immi hai ek badha tamater kerta jo

Immi Hai Ek Badha Tamater
Kerta Hai Jo Badhi Patar Patar
Usko Nahi Hai Koi Akal
Jaa Bander Sheeshe Main Dekh Apni Shakal
Immi Hai Barbaaad
Ye Na Hoga Kabhi Abaad
Immi Ka Hai Time Kharab
Pilaonge Ise Police Station Ki Sharaab
Immi Hai Peepal Ka Bhoot
Chal Ja Gher Jaker Pii Sada Hua Doodh
Jab Bhi Ayega Sunday
Padenge Immi Ko 1000% Motey Motey Dande
Ab Na Lena Mujhse Panga Verna Sabreena Ker Degi Danga

Kon kheta hai ki duriya mohabbat bharti

Kon Kheta Hai Ki Duriya
Mohabbat Bharti Hai
Kaun Kheta Hai Ki Duriya
Mohabbat Bharti Hai
Jab Biwi Maekke Jati Hai
Jab Biwi Maekke Jati Hai
Tab Pati Ko Baju Wale Ki Yaad Baju Wale K Ghar Kheech Le Jati Hai
Ab Khaho‚  Kya‚  Duriya Mohabbat Bharti Hai

Chadarmukhi se kah do devdas ji ja

Chadarmukhi Se Kah Do Devdas Ji Ja Rahe Hai
Paro Se Kah Do Devdas Ji Jaa Rahe Hai
Sab Se Kah Do Devdas Ji Ko Upper Ja Rahe Hai
Upper Se Aawaz Aayi
Tahar Ja Pappi Kahi Ke
Kya Tu Nahi Janta Ke Yaha Teenhi Sundariya Hai
Manka Uurvashi Rambha
Tujhe Maine‚  Bevra Samajh Kar Do Do De Di
Lakin Tu Phir Bhi Nahi Sudhra
Niche Paro Chor Gayi Chandra Mukhi Chor Gayi
Ab Paise Khatam Ho Gaye To Upper Chala Aa Raha Hai
Muft Ki Madira Or Humari Teen Sundeariyo Ko Patana
Ja Chala Ja Yaha Se Nahi To Hum Tujhe 1 Or Chance Denge
Niche Ja Niche 1 Or Sundari Aayi Hai Prinka Chopra Ja Us Ke Pass Ja

Aaya hu bari door se kaha ho

Aaya Hu Bari Door Se
Kaha Ho Parathe
Nikal Apne Baap Ko Soikhata Hoon Karate
Aaya Hoon Bari Door Se
Khata Hoon Aalo
Nikal Apne Baap Ko Banata Hoon Use Bhalu
Aaya Hoon Bari Dooor Se
Chosta Hoon Haddi
Nikal Apne Baap Ko Usko Sikhata Hoon Kabaddi
Aaya Hoon Bari Dooor Se
Khata Hoon Loki
Nikal Apne Baap Ko Usko Sikhata Hoon Hockey

Mujay aisa koi kamaal de baba jo

Mujay Aisa Koi Kamaal De Baba
Jo Har Ahfat Ko Taal De Baba
Kum Aamdni Se Ghar Nein Chalta
Meri Bi Lottery Nikaal De Baba
Mun Mein Koi Hasrt Na Reh
Mujh Ko Itna Maal De Baba
Ghar Wali Kay Haath Na Lug Jaain
Bahir Wali Kay Khat Sanbal De Baba
Aaj He Maangein Poori Kar De
Na Kal Pe In Ko Taal De Baba

Ik din humne dekha jis raah se

Ik Din Humne Dekha Jis Raah Se Hum Gurajra Karte The
Kisi Gujre Hue Ko Kuch Log Kandhe Par Rakh Kar Le Jaa Rahe The
Bahut Se Chehre Udas The Kuch Bahana Bana Rahe The
Ek Shaksh Magar Us Bheed Mein Kuch Yoon Chilla Rahe The
Raam Naam Sat Hai Gadde Khambe Bacha Ke
Hum Ne Badhe Hi Achraj Se Us Bande Se Poocha
Bhai‚  Raam Ka To Sab Ko Hi Aasra Hai
Magar Yeh Gaddhe Khabme Ka Kya Majra Hai
Uss Ne Kaha Bhai Kya Kahoon Dukh Bhari Kahani Hai
Yeh Jo Gujri Hai Mere Bete Ki Nani[M’nal Grand Mother] Hai
Ek Bar Pehle Bhi Is Ka Dum Nikla Tha
Ise Le Ja Rahe The Jab Ek Bande Ka Pair Fisla Tha
Jane Kaise Aarthi Ik Khambhe Se Jaa Takraai
Aur Merri Jaan Ki Dusman Ne Ik Nayi Jindagi Paayi
Us Din Se Aaj Tak Is Ne Mujhe Apne Isharoon Par Nachaya Hai
Is Liye Aaj Mere Dil Mein Yeh Khyaal Aaya Hai
Raam Naam Sat Hai Gadde Khambe Bacha Ke

Doob te ko tinkey ka sahara chahiye

Doob Te Ko Tinkey Ka Sahara Chahiye
Shadi Ke Liye Behnon Ka Ek Ishara Chahiye
Hazar Nuks Nikalti Hain Larki Ke Chahre Mein
Koi Pooche To Un Se Kia Sitara Chahiye
Chaar Shararon Se Baat Nahi Banne Wali
Saath Main To Un Ko Ek Khatara Chahiye
Behno Karo Khayal Kam Hogaye Hain Baal
Warna Kahen Ge Woh Larka Hamen Karara Chahiye
Kitni Bar Kaha Baaji Larki Hai Yehi Behter
Mujhe Bhi To Aakhir Gunahon Ka Kuffara Chahiye
Tum Bhi Sunlo Larki Walon Yeh Daastaaan
Phir Na Kehna Hamen Interview Doobara Chahiye
Ab To Reh Guzar Main Aakay Par Gaya Hoon
Le Jao Jis Ko Bhi Yeh Baaboo Bichara Chahiye
Kyun Dikhayi Larki Walon Ki Itni Sharafat Tune ‘Sam’
Woh Kehte Hain Humen Larka Thora Aawara Chahye

Ghar ke kamon se ghabra kar apni

Ghar Ke Kamon Se Ghabra Kar
Apni Job Se Aajiz Aa Kar
6 Hafte Ki Chutti Pa Kar
Kar Ke Ghar Sunsaan Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai
Sone Ke Set Banwaye Gi
Shaan Masale Bhi Laye Gi
Suit Bohut Se Silwaye Gi
Silk Ke Le Ke Thaan Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai
Aish Karon Gi Amma Ke Gher
Kaam Karain Ge Noker Chaker
Car Main Le Jaye Ga Shofer
Le Ke Yeh Arman Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai
Pannu Main Rehte Hain Aakil Chacha
Changa Manga Main Taya Hai
Sab Se Mil Ker Ana Hai
Bana Ke Sare Plan Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai
Boli Rehna Ache Soher
After Se Seedhe Ana Gher
Jate Jate Haath Main De
Kar Tasbi Or Quran Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai
Trah Trah Ke Khane Paka Ker
Bhar Dala Sara Freazer
Ttake Main Na Khaon Bahir
Karke Poora Intzaam Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai
Ek Din Phone Kiya Us Ke Gher
Bole Us Ke Mama Asgher
Wo To Le Ke Sara Tabber
Aaj Subah Hi Multan Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai
Dhoop Or Germi Se Aa Kar Tang
Mela Huwa Jab Us Ka Rang
Apni Ik Saheli Ke Sang
Wahan Se Kaghan Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai
Aati Hai Us Ki Email Baraber
Kehti Hai Mujhe Ko Bhejo Doller
Phas Mushkil Main Jaan Gai Hai
Hoton Ki Mare Muskan Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai

Canada kee male kaa delhi female see

Canada Kee Male Kaa Delhi Kee Female See
E-Mail Kee Jariye Bemel Mail Ho Gayaa
Dekhte Dekhte Khel Ho Gayaa
Kal Sham Mere Padosi Kaa Ladki
Mere Pass Ayee Aour Boli
Bhaiya Jee Kal Shaam Aap
Ghar Pe Rehna Kahin Naa Jana
Meri Shadi Hain
Naa Baaje – Gaajon Kaa Shor Gul
Naa Rishtedaro Kee Halchal
Na Dholak Kee Thaap Naa Mehndi Kee Chaap
Aour Abhi To Shaadi Kaa Mausam Bhii Nahi Hai
Wo Boli Internet Par Shadi
Paani Mein Shaadi Hawa Mein Shaadi To Suna Thaa
Par Internet Par Shadi? Yeh Sab Kaise Ho Gayaa?

Jahan dekho jise pad raha hai zindagi

Jahan Dekho Jise Dekho Pad Raha Hai
Zindagi Ki Tarif Men Kaseede Pe Kaseede
Arre‚  Aap Bhi‚  Aakhir App Bhe‚  To
Wo Hi Hai Na Ha..Ha Ha Pagal‚  Pagal‚  Pagal
Aur Nahi To Kiya‚  Yekin Nahi Aata
To Chalo‚  Mere Sath Aaiye Mehrbaan‚  Kadradaan.
Wo Dekhiye‚  Wahan Us Chai Ki Dukan Par Jee Haan
Wo Hi Hai Zindgiiiii Ha..Ha..Ha.. Chonkiye Mat
Wo Jo Maile Kuchele Kapdo Men Lipta
Ek Kishor‚  Ek Maa Ka Beta Bhav-Viheen Chehra Liye
Jo Utha Raha Hai Murda Logo Ko Chai Peela Peela Kar Ha..Ha
Wohi Hai Saswat Zindagi Ab Jara Udhar Nazar Daaliye
Arre‚  App To Dar Gaye? Wo Shut-Boot Wale Babu Kidhar Gaye?‚  Khair .
Ab Zanab Ese Dekhiye Ss..Ss..Ss..Dheere Boliye Ye Beekharin Nahi
Maa Hai..Ek Bete Ki Maa Ante Hain Kiski? Babu Ji Ki Maa Ha..Ha..Ha..
Babu Ji Ne Nai Bibi Ko Gale Laga Liya Aur Es Jan’nee Ko
Ghar Se Bhaga Diya Pata Hai Kiyon ? Kiyonki Ye Hi Takaza-E-Zindagi
Ha..Ha..Ha.. Ha..Ha..Ha..Sab Bhag Gaye Kaaayrooo
Kaha Tak Bhagoge‚  Har Kadam Har Dagar Har Mod Par Milegi
Tumhe‚  Muh Chiddati Ye Zindagi.

Ustara ko kuch istaraha sey unhoney pakra

Ustara Ko Kuch Istaraha Sey Unhoney Pakra Ki
Charo Oar Sey Awaz Aaa Aayeee
Ustara Ko Kuch Istaraha Sey Unhoney Pakra Ki
Charo Ooar Sey Awaz Aaa Aayeee
Ustara Ko Kuch Istaraha Sey Unhoney Pakra Ki
Charo Ooar Sey Awaz Aaa Aayeee
Ki Mohtarma Aap Nai Hai Ya
Khandani Kasai

Main kal ja rahi thi ke meri

Main Kal Ja Rahi Thi
Ke Meri Chappal Toot Gai
Ab Chappal To Moochi Seeta Hai
Seeta To Darzi Bhi Hai
Darzi To Kapray Seeta Hai
Kapray To Rangeen Hotay Hain
Rangeen To Lota Bhi Hota Hai
Lota To Bathroom Mein Hota Hai
Bathroom Mein To Nal Bhi Hota Hai
Nal To Lohay Ka Hota Hai
Lohay Ki To Istiri Bi Hoti Hai
Istri To Garam Hoti Hai
Garam To Custard Bhi Hota Hai
Custard To Peela Hota Hai
Peela To Chooza Bhi Hota Hai
Chooza To Anday Main Se Nikalta Hai
Anda To Sufaid Hota Hai
Sufaid To Doodh Bhi Hota Hai
Doodh To Bhains Daity Hai
Bhains To Kaali Hoti Hai
Kaala To Bangali Bhi Hota Hai
Bangali To Paan Khata Hai
Paan To Laal Hota Hai
Laal To Gulab Main Bhi Hota Hai
Gulaab Main To Kantay Hotay Hain
Kantain To Machli Main Bhi Hotay Hain
Machli To Achchi Hoti Hai
Achcha To Bander Bhi Hota Hai
Bander‚  To Bander Hota Hai
Parhnay Walay Bunder Jaisay Hi Hotay Hain
Jo Parh Kar Apna Time Zayah Karte Hain

Chor pakadne ki mashine bani america mein

Chor Pakadne Ki Mashine Bani,
America Mein Ek Din Mein No Chor Pakade Gaye,
China Mein Tees Chor Pakade Gaye,
Uk Mein Pachas Chor Pakade Gaye,
Aur India Mein Ek Hi Gante Mein Mashine Chori Ho Gayi.
Kamal Hai East Or West India Is Best.

Teri beauty ne dil mein attack kiya

Teri Beauty Ne
Dil Mein Attack Kiya
Sab Ko Reject Kiya
Tumko Select Kiya
Request Karta Hoo
Refuse Na Karna
Mere Pyar Ke Bulb Ko
Fuse Na Karna

Jane jana o lagta hai tum le

Jane Jana O Jane Jana
Lagta Hai Tum Le Logi Meri Ja
Dil Le Kar Tera Dil Na Bhara
Pyar Mein Tere Main To Mera
Ab Na Raha Kisi Kam Ka
Zinda Hu Sirf Naam‚  Ka
Aare Zalim Pichile Janam Mein Docter Thi Kya

Barsaat ki ek raat bheegi si ladki

Barsaat Ki Ek Raat
Bheegi Si Ladki
Bheega Sa Badan
Bheegi Zulfen
Bhege Hont
Usne Mujhe Dekha
Maine Use Dekha
Aisa Laga
Aisa Laga
Aisa Laga
Aisa Laga
Aisa Laga
Kal 100% Use Sardi Hogi

Msn ki baatain woh mulakatain pyar bhari

Msn Ki Baatain
Msn Ki Woh Mulakatain
Woh Pyar Bhari Batain
Woh Login Honey Ka Intazar
Woh Intazar Ki Saateyin
Kaho Kiya Bhool Jao Gey
Woh Farzi Naam Ka Batanav Haha Likh Lar Jhoota Kehka Lagana
Woh Asl Poochney Par
Apni Umer Aur Kam Batana
Kaho Kiya Bhool Jao Gey
Woh Payar Bhari Tehreerain
Woh Msn Ki Emotion Tasweerain
Woh Nick Main Haale Dil Likhna
Woh Net Ko Fast Karney Ki Tadbeerain Kaho Kiya Bhool Jao Gey
Woh Typing Sey Ungalion Main Dard Hona
Kisi Baat Par Gussey Sey Chahrey Ka Zard Hona
Woh Lafz Sorry Ka Screen Par Atey Hi
Lehjey Ka Phir Sey Sard Hona
Kaho Kiya Bhool Jao Gey
Woh Jagna Raatoun Main
Woh Chalkana Payar Batoun Main
Woh Type Kartey Katey
Lena Mouse Ko Haathoun Main
Kaho Kiya Bhool Jao Gey
Woh Msn Par Dosroun Ko Ignore Karna
Har Jumley Par Bohat Goor Karna
Woh Dil Par Haath Rakh Kar Bye Kehna
Aur Zara Rokney Par Zoor Karna
Kaho Kiya Bhool Jao Gey
Tumharey Login Hotey Hi
Dostoun Ka Woh Jhamgata Lag Jana
Tum Sey Baat Karney Ki Khatir
Sar Dard Ka Jhoota Bahana
Kaho Kiya Bhool Jao Gey
Bey Waja Ki Batoun Par Takrar Karna
Bar Bar Netmeeting Par Israr Karna
Woh Roman Urdu Ki Gayi Batain
Payar Ka Dabey Lafzoun Main Woh Izhar Karna
Kaho Kiya Bhool Jao Gey
Woh Dostoun Ka Tumhara Id Chopana
Kabhi Font Badlna Kabi Ghunganana
Deer Sey Jawab Aney Par
Bz Honey Ka Alzaam Lagana
Par Lagta Hai Keh Tum Bhool Gaye
Msn Keh Anchal Par Likhi Howi Kahani
Par Muj Ko Yaad Hai Har Ik Lafaz Zabani
Khudara Na Tum Aisa Sitam Karo
Na Karo Aisi Nadani

Ek din main delhi pahuncha station pe

Ek Din Main Delhi Pahuncha
Station Pe Ek Coolie Se Bahar Jane Ka Rasta Pooncha
Coolie Ne Kaha Bahar Jaake Poocho
Maine Khud Hi Rasta Doondh Liya
Bahar Jaake Taxiwale Se Pooncha
Bhai Saab Aagre Ka Kitna Loge
Jawab Mila Bechna Nahi Hai
Taxi Chod Maine Bus Pakad Li
Conductor Se Pooncha Ji Kya Mein Cigarette Pi Sakta Hoon
Wo Gurrra Kar Bola Hargiz Nahi Yaha Cigarette Pina Mana Hai
Maine Kaha Par Wo Janab To Pi Rahe Hai
Phir Se Gurrrraya‚  Usne Mujhse Pooncha Nahi Hai
Aagre Pahucha Hotel Gaya
Manager Se Kaha‚  Mujhe Room Chahiye Satve Manzil Pe
Manager Ne Kaha Rahane Ke Liye Ya Koodne Ke Liye
Room Pahucha Waiter Se Kaha Ek Paani Ka Gilas Milega
Usne Jawab Diya‚  Nahi Sahab Yaha To Saare Kanch Ke Milte Hai
Hotel Se Nikla Dost Ke Ghar Jaane Ke Liye
Raste Me Ek Sahab Se Pooncha Janab
Ye Sadak Kaha Ko Jaati Hai
Janab Hans Kar Bole‚  Peechle Bees Saal Se Dekh
Rahan Hoon Yahi Padi Haikahin Nahin Jaati
Dost Ke Ghar Pahucha To Mujhe Dekhte Hi Chownk Pada
Usne Poocha Kaise Aana Hua?
Ab Tak To Mujhe Bhi Aadat Pad Gayi Thi
Maine Bhi Jawab Diya Train Se
Meri Aaobhagat Karne Ke Liye Dost Ne Apni Biwi Se Kaha
Areeee Sunti Ho Mera Dost Pehli Baar Ghar Aaya Hai Uuse Kuch Taja
Taja Khilao Sunte Hi Bhabhiji Ne Ghar Ki Sari
Khidkiya Aur Darwaje Khol Diye
Kaha Taji Hawa Kha Lijiye
Dost Ne Phir Se Badi Pyar Se Biwi Se Kaha
Areeee Sunti Ho! Inhe Jara Apna Chalis Saal
Purana Aachar To Dikhana
Bhabiji Ek Batli Me Rakha Aachar Le Aayi
Maine Bhi Apnapan Dikhate Hue Bhabiji Se Kaha
Bhabhiji Aachar Sirf Dikhayengi Chakhayengi Nahi
Bhabiji Ne Taak Jawab Diya
Yuhi Agar Sab Ko Chakhati To Aachar Chalis Saal
Purana Kaise Hota?
Thodi Der Baad Dekha Bhabiji Apne Grandson Ko Soola Rahi Thi
Saath Me Lori Bhi Ga Rahi Thi Diploma So Ja Diploma So Ja
Lori Soon Mein Hairan Hua Aur Dost Se Poocha
Yaar Ye Diploma Kya Hai
Dost Ne Jawab Diya Mere Grandson Ka Naam
Beti Bambai Gayi Thi Diploma Lene Ke Liye Aur Saath Mein Ise Le Aayi
Isiliye Hamne Iska Naam Diploma Rakh Diya
Phir Maine Pooncha Aajkal Tumhari Beti Kya Kar Rahi Hai
Dost Ne Jawab Diya Bambai Gayi! Hai Degree Lene Ke Liye

Jab usney mujh se yeh pocha mujhe

Jab Usney Mujh Se Yeh Pocha
Mujhe Tum Yaad Kartey Ho
Tum Apni Sooch Ka Angan
Kabhi Abad Karty Ho
To Maine Us Ko Batlaya
Tujhy Main Yad To Karta
Magar Pehly Bhula To Don !

Tum mujhey yoon bhulaa na paaogey haan

Tum Mujhey Yoon Bhulaa Na Paaogey
Haan Tum Mujhey Yoon Bhulaa Na Paaogey
Jab Niklogey Naha Ke Swimming Pool Se
Tum Apne Kapdey Sab Gayab Paaogey
Main To Jaa Raha Hoon Kapdey Yeh Saarey Le Kar
Ab Tum Yeh Socho Ke Ghar Kaisey Jaaogey

Salaman ne kaha maine pyar kiya phir

Salaman Ne Kaha Maine Pyar Kiya
Phir Bola Andaz Aapna Aapna
Phir Hum Sath Sath Hai
Phir Bola Hum Aapke Hai Kaun
Phir Dil De Chuke Sanam
Phir I Am‚  Feeling Very Proudly(Garv)
Phir Bola Phir Milange
Phir Milker Bolatere Naam Zindigi
Phir Bola’ Mujhse Saddi Karogi’
Pata Nahi Samajhta Kya Hai Aapne Aap Ko
Use Nahi Pata‚  Humara Kyuki
Phir‚  Bhi‚  Dil Hai Hindustani

Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai

Tu Mere Dil Mein Aise Samaayi Hai
Jaise Baajre Ke Khet Mein Bhains Ghus Aayi Hai
Teri Zulfein Hain Ya Ghana Andhera
Katwa De Baal, Aur Kar De Savera

Juice Peene Ka Maza Cup Mein Nahin, Glass Mein Hota Hai
Greeting Card Dene Ka Maza Gharwali Ko Nahin, Saali Ko Hota Hai
Wo Ladai Hi Kya Jis Mein Do Chaar Gaaliyan Na Ho
Aur Woh Sasuraal Hi Kya Jahan Koi Saaliyan Na Ho
Majnu Laila Ke Baal Pakad Ke Bola
Moya Kitne Din Se Sar Nahin Dhoya
Jaayiye Aap Kahan Jaayenge
Hum Khud Aapko Chhod Aayenge
Khush Rahe Tu Sada Yeh Dua Hai Meri
Teri Premika Hi Ban Jaaye Bhabhi Teri
Hum Aapke Dil Mein Rahate Hai
Aur Bhaada Bhi Nahin Dete Hai
Draupadi Ka Vastraharan Dushasan Ko Pada Bhari
Saari Mein Saari Parag Saari!
Joron Ki Baarish Makes Me Wonder
Is This What They Call, Taste The Thunder?
Maine Tujhe Pyaar Kiya, Tere Baap Ne Mujhe Peeta
Sine Theta By Cos Theta Is Tan Theta!
Cycle Chalaate Waqt Handle Ko Dekho
Ladki Pataate Waqt Sandal Ko Dekho
Tumko Dekha To Yeh Khayaal Aaya
Ki Kal Raat Ko Maine Itna Kyon Khaaya
Maine Tumhe Dekha, Tumhe Follow Kiya
Tumne Mere Dil Mein Jalaaya Pyaar Ka Diya
Par Tumhare Bhaiyya Se Mera Pad Gaya Paala
Mujhe Usne Clinic All Clear Se Dho Daala

Abba nay kaha awara gerdi chod do

Abba Nay Kaha Awara Gerdi Chod Do
Amma Nay Kaha Dair Say Soona chord Do
Friends Nay Kaha Paisay mangna Chod Do
Parosiyun Nay Kaha Jhankna Chod Do
Dil Nay Kaha Study Chod Do
Girl Friend Nay Kaha Free Hona Chod Do
Mainay Kaha Mera Sir‚  Hi Phod Do
Aik Waqt Aaiga Jub God Kahay Ga Ye Dunya Hi Chod Do

Mein rokeya si tenu bazaar ch ki

Mein Rokeya Si Tenu Bazaar Ch,
Ki Kasoor Seega Enna Wadda Mera,
Ki Fadd Leya Kal Commetee Chowk Te,
Hayo Tere Veeran Ne Kuteya Batera…
Bhajjan Di Koshish Kitti Si Mein Wi,
Nahi Ditta Nassan Meinu Ona,
Saare Bhra Kasayi Warge Si Tere,
Kadd Ditta Ona Ne Mera Rona…
Hath Wich Daanga Si Ona De,
Do Payiaan Te Nazare Aa Gaye,
Vella Beshak Din Da Si,
Par Akhan De Samne Taare Chaa Gaye…
Haye Bhola Jas,
Gaya Pyar Ch Luteya,
Kanjar Si Tere Bhra Saare,
Saaleyan Ne Bada Kuteya…
Nahi Chadeya Chalan Joga,
Pann Ditta Lak Ona Mera,
Kehan Lage Jaan Ni Dena Sukka Enu,
Mein Keha Ki Banuga Hun Jas Tera…
Jatt Seega Kallam Kalla,
Paa Leya On Rakshasan Ne Ghera,
Paa Leya Lamba Ona Jas Nu,
Chah (Kuttan Da) Laaya Sab Ne Ik Ik Vera..
Uche Lambe Naale Tagde,
6 -6 Foot De Bhra Si Onde,
Enj Kitti Ona Dhulaii Meri,
Jiven Dhobi Ne Kapde Dhonde…
Achanak Ik Ne Fadd Litta Mainu,
Dooje Ne Meri Kameez Faad Ke Laayi,
Es Jhagde Ch Meri Pant Wi Lath Jaani Si,
Mein Fadd Ke Massan Bachayi…
Maar Maar Mukke Wigad Ditta,
Haayo Mera Chehra,
Vekh Ke Mainu Maa Meri Kendi,
Eh Nahi Je Puttar Mera…
Mein Keha Mummy Ji,
Mein Haan, Twada Puttar Jasmeet,
Maari Maa Ne Mere Muh Te Chand ,
Kendi Kara Aayan Hai Na Mitti Paleet…
Ho Gayi Bheed Ikkathi Othe,
Loki Tamasaha Si Dekhi Jaande,
Saaleyo, Meri Na Enni Thukayi Hundi,
Jei Kar Tusi Bachan Mainu Aande…
Kuj Khade Ho Gaye Sadkan Te,
Kuj Chadd Gaye Apne Banere,
Nahi Pata Si Gal Da Kisse Nu Wi,
Nahi Te Laane Si Ona Wi Chittar Mere…
Tu Kudi Hor Kisse Type Di,
Tere Naal Gal Karni Pei Gayi Bhaari,
Rok Lei Enn Kasayian Nu Ni,
Mere Ton Galti Ho Gayi Es Waari…
Laa Laye Ne Hath Kanna Nu,
Nahi Karni Gal Kisse Kudi De Naal,
Juttiyan Bahut Hi Paindiyan Ne,
Naale Nahi Rende Ne Sir Te Waal…

Je toon parhna likhna nee te mitra

Je Toon Parhna Likhna Nee
Te Mitra Baaba Ban Jaa Yaar
Eston Wadhiya Dunia Wich
Piare Koi Nahin Wyopaar
Cancer Hove Ya Pet Dard
Sardi Howe Yaa Bukhaar
Deke Swaah Di Puri
Karde Usda Bera Paar
Meat Nee Khana Sharaab Nee Peeni
Tamaku Ni Khana Roj Nahana
Hor Na Bhawein Kujh Wee Boleen
Dass Dawin Galaan Chaar
Naal Dere Wich Langar Laawin
Chele Cheliyaan Naal Bithawin
Gahak Phasa Ke Liyaaunge Te
Karange Jai Jai Kaar
Char Kahaniyann Naal Rat Lawin
Rab Da Nawan Koi Naam Rakh Lavin
Swarg Narak Ate Mukti Waale
Laare Lappe Dewin Maar
Munde Hon Daa Dewin War
Naal Khwaanwin Seb Katar
Adhiyaan De Vi Bache Hoge
Ho Ju Tera Beraa Paar