Badi matlabi duniya hai dost thodi si

Badi Matlabi Duniya Hai Dost
Thodi Si Jeb Kya Dhilee Ho Gayi
Hum Se Rista Hi Tod Liya
Aur Jaate Jaate Wo iya Keh Gayi
Mohabbat Mujhey Un Jawano Se Hai
Jo Khatey Peetey Gharano Se Hain

Nazar bacha kar se dekhta hu tum

Nazar Bacha Kar Nazar Se Dekhta Hu,
Tum Bura Na Maan Jayo Isliye Bade Darr Se Dekhta Hu,
Jab Bhi Tumhe Dekhta Hu Tum Roz Nai Lagti Ho,
Isliye Main Tumhe Phir Se Dekhta Hu,
Lekin Tumahre Chehre Ki Kitaab Se Aaj Yun Pada,
Ki Shayad Tum Sochti Ho Main Buri Nazar Se Dekhta Hu.

Tujhe main chand kaheta tha magar usme

Tujhe Main Chand Kaheta Tha
Magar Usme Bhi Daag Hai
Tujhe Main Chand Kaheta Tha
Magar Us Mein Bhi Daag Hai Are
Chand Per To Sirf Daag Hai
Ab Tujhe Dekha To Jana
Tere Chare Per To Guddhe Ho Rakhe Hai

Koshish na rahi dil me zajbaat ka

Koshish Na Rahi Dil Me
Zajbaat Ka Phir Kya
Aankhon Ko Apne Ashq
Se Namkeen Kya Kare
Baazuo Me Hai Taaqut
Par Ungliyaan Hi Kat Gayi
Lahu Hi Sukh Jaaye To
Vasline Kya Kare

Nashta nash kar dega tarsoge dane ko

Nashta Nash Kar Dega
Tarsoge Dane Dane Ko
Janam Ghode Ka Milaga
Milegi Ghass Khane Ko
Isliye Nashta Mat Karna Khana Kha Lena Bus
Samajh Gaye Ya Samjao

Woh elco ki pani puri chowpatty chaat

Woh Elco Ki Pani Puri,
Woh Chowpatty Ki Chaat,
Woh Naturals Ki Ice Cream,
Wah Usme Thi Kuch Baat.

Woh Tiwari Ki Mithai,
Woh Raste Ka Dosa,
Woh Shivsagar Ki Pav Bhaji
Aur Guru Kripa Ka Samosa.
Woh Local Train Ka ‘Suffer’,
Woh Juhu Beach Ki Hawa,
Woh Chowpatty Ke Tange
Aur Joggers Park Ka Sama.
Woh December Ki Zara Si Sardi,
Woh Baarishon Ke Mahine,
Woh Garmi Ki Chuttiyan,
Jab Chutthe They Paseene.
Woh Holi Ki Masti,
Woh Navratri Ka Garba,
Woh Divali Ke Patakhe
Aur Ganpati Ka Shor O Sharaba.
Woh Peak Hours Ki Traffic,
Woh Best Ki Rush,
Woh Tadapti Garmi Mien,
Snowmans Ka Ek Kala Khatta Slush.
Woh Juhu Beach Ka Mohol,
Woh Samunder Ki Leheren,
Woh Doobte Suraj Ka Nazara,
Wah Uska Kya Kehena.
Woh Sterling Ka Popcorn Aur
Cotton World Mein Shopping,
Woh Fashion Street Ka Nazara
Aur Nariman Point Ki Building.
Woh Cinema Ke Queue,
Woh Black Ki Ticket,
Woh Shivaji Park Ka Maidan,
Jahan Practice Karte The Cricket.
Itni Cheezen Kehene Ke Baad,
Aur Kitni Karoon Mein Badai,
Yeh Shehar Hain Mera Apna,
Jiska Naam Hai Mumbai !!!!!!!!

Tere liye ae dost main kya tha

Tere Liye Ae Dost Main Kya Tha Kya Ho Gaya
Tere Waade Ko Pura Karne Ko Main Sab Bhool Gaya
Tune Kaha Tha Hunsaana Sab Aane Tak Tere
Sab Ko Hunsate Hunsaate Eb To Main Ro Chala
Tere Liye Kabh Main Bawarchi Bana Yaha Par
Tere Liye Kabhi Gadha Bhi Banna Pada
Tere Liy Kabhi Sab Ne Banaya Pagal Mujhe
Pagal Ab Bunke Main To Pagal Khane Chala
Tere Kahne Pe Sher Bhi Chupaya Main Ne
Ab Sab Ne Milkar Mujhe Bakra Hai Banaya
Tu Na Kahta Ki Sab Ko Hunsa Humesha Ke Liye
To Main Aaj Na Rota Sab Ki Khushi Ke Liye
Jaldi Se Aa Ki Dil Aur Nahi Sahta Ye Sab Kuch
Ab To Main Purana Sam Tera Banna Chahta Hu
Chal Nahi Bhi Aaya To Main Aisa Hi Rahuga
Teri Khtir Jo Bhi Ye Banaye Banta Rahuga
Par Dil Me Ek Aas Hai Tere Aane Ki Mujhe
Kab Se Dil Bekraar Hai Ye Batane Ko Tujhe
Itna Intezaar Karana Acha Nahi Hota Hai
Tu Jaanta Hai Dost Tera Kitna Rota Hai

Muktsar si baat hai dil mein chupaye

Muktsar Si Baat Hai Dil Mein Chupaye Baithey Hain
Aaj Khundi Se Hum Ik Bakra Latkaye Baithey Hain
Soch Rhe Hai Bnayege Aaj Chatpati Lamb Curry
Issi Liye Masaloon Se Kitchen Sajaye Baithey Hain
Ya Allah Kahi Koi Anhoni Na Ho Jaye Aaj Kyunki
Padosi Kab Se Bakre Pe Nazar Adaye Baithey Hain
Dekh Rha Hoon Unki Nazron Mein Lalch Ka Bhoot
Bhuke Nange Hathon Mein Kole Atkaye Baithey Hain
Kissi Ne Bataya Tha Nazar Utarne Ka Tareka Humtum
Issliye Bakre Pe Nembu Mirchi Latkaye Baithey Hain

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Ae phool mujhko bta tu aaj tak

Ae Phool Mujhko Bta Tu Aaj Tak Kyu Khilta Raha
Tune To Di Sabko Khushbu Tujhko Kya Milta Raha
Phool Ne Muskura Kar Kaha Abhi Tu Nadan Hai
Jiven Ke Sacche Pyar Se Anjan Hai
Dene Ke Badle Kuch Laina Toh Vyapar Hai Jo Dekar Bhi Kuch Na Mange
Vahi To Saccha Pyar Hai

Hey krishna tu is kalyug mein aa

Hey Krishna Tu Is Kalyug Mein Aa Kar To Dikha-Â…
Tune 18 Saal Ki Umar Me Mama Kans Ko Mara,
Bin Laden Ko Hath Laga Kar To Dikha-Â…
Tune Arjun Ko To Saari Geeta Sunayee,
Mere Project Manager Se Ek Baar Baat Kar Ke To Dikha..
Tune To Arjun Ka Sarathi Banke Pandavon Ko Jitaaya
Indian Cricket Team Ka Coach Ban Ke Worldcup Jitaake To Dikha-Â…
Tune Bhari Mehfil Mein Draupadi Ko Saree Pehnai,
Mallika Sherawat Ko Ek Jodi Kapde Pehna Ke To Dikha-Â…
Tune Gokul Ki 1600 Gopiyan Patai,
Meri Company Ki Sirf Ek Ladki Ko Pata Kar To Dikha-Â…
Hey Krishna Tu Is Kalyug Mein Aa Kar To Dikha

Oh waves kardi rahi asin orient te

Oh Waves Waves Kardi Rahi
Asin Orient Te Ade Rahe
Oh Kfc Kfc Kardi Rahi
Asin Punjab Dhabe Utte Khade Rahe
Oh Safari Wale Naal Beh Ke Chali Gayi
Asin Motor Cycle Laike Khade Rahe
Oh Chali Gayi Nazare Laike
Asin Chownk Ch Khade Chalan Bharde Rahe.

Jab hume pyaas lagti hai unke aane

Jab Jab Hume
Pyaas Lagti Hai
Unke Aane Ki
Aas Lagti Hai
Unki Dewangi Mein Hum
Ho Gaye Is Kadar Deewane
Ki Har Ladki Ki Maa
Apni Saas Lagti Hai

Raato ko sota nahi main din mein

Raato Ko Sota Nahi Main
Din Mein Bahut Aati Hai Neend
Khane Ke Baad Khata Nahi
Nahi Aata Mujhko Chain
Tum Hi Batao Ye Kya Hua Hai Mujhe
Kya Yahi Pyar Hai
Abe‚  Bawaquf Ye Pyar Nahi
Koi Virus Hai Jo Tujh Main Aa Gaya Hai

Kaali zulfen dekhkar pagal ho gaya tha

Kaali Zulfen Dekhkar Pagal Ho Gaya Tha
Uske Piche Piche Chal Pada Tha
Jab Mooh Ghumaya To Buddi Nikli
Uske Kaale Baal The Nakli
Us Buddi Ne Baalon Ko Kala Kiya Hua Tha
Main Kyon Na Chullu Bhar Pani Mein Doob Mara Tha

Dil chahta hai badal aaye ghor andhaira

Dil Chahta Hai Badal Aaye
Ghor Andhaira Cha Jaye
Badal Cham Cham Toot Ke Barsain
Sara Sheher Naha Jaye
Main Bhi Us Baarish Main Bheegoon
Sab Kuch Bhool Ke Nachoon Gaoon
Khulay Aasman Ke Neechay
Darakht Main Jhoola Dal Ke Jhooloon
Baarish Barasti Jaye
Aur Main Itna Bheegoon Ke
Saray Dukh Aur Gham Aur Yadain
Sab Us Main Beh Jayain
Har Pachtawa Aur Har Sapna
Har Khwahish Beh Jaye
Aay Mere Malik!
Kabhi To Aisa Sawan Aye

Tin tuma tuna maho yako majula dim

Tin Tuma Tin
Tuna Tuna Tin
Maho Maho Yako
Majula Dim Pathaka
Matuja Ya Hula
Ho Hul
Ho Nagocha
Congratulation You Are Now A Adivasi (Jungli)

Samandar mein akela chala jaa rahaa hun

Samandar Mein Akela Chala Jaa Rahaa Hun
Yaadon Mein Teri Jalaa Jaa Raha Hun
Jaltaa Hun Main To Jalegi Tu Ek Din
Meri Yaad Mein Ande (Egg) Talegi Tu Ek Din
Talegi Tu Unko Mere Aasuon Mein
Taaqat Bahut Hai Abhi Mere Baazuon Mein
Peeta Tha Doodh Main Roz Subah Shaam
Saath Mein Khata Tha Chaar – Chheh Badaam
To Shaam Ko Hi Aaj Phir Hum Milenge
Aur Kasam Hai Tujhe Ande Saath Mein Talenge

Afrika ke jangle mein bathak kar jungle

Afrika Ke Jangle Mein Bathak Bathak Kar
Afrika Ke Jungle Mein Bhatak Bathak Kar
Bhi Tumhe Chain Na Aaya
Jo Raha Phir Se Aa Gaye
Chalo Vapas Jao(Jo Bhi Yaha Ladkiya Hai) Chalo Wapas Jao
Na Jane Kaha Kaha Se Aa Jati Hai

Kabhi mare dil mein khyaal aata hai

Kabhi Kabhi Mare Dil Mein Khyaal Aata Hai,
Kay Phone Ka Bill Itna Ziada Kyun Ata Hai ?
Mien Jub Bhi Bahanay Say Us Ka Gher Jata Hun.
Hameshaa Us Ka Baap He Baahir Ata Hai.
Ab Ager Mien Us Ko Phone Keroon,
To Maray Gher Walon Ko Pata Chall Jata Hai.
Phir Na Pucho Yaro Maray Saath Kya Hota Hai.
Wasay Jo Bhi Hai,In Baaton Ka Apna He Maza Ata Hai

Aise apna dream date ho jo tum

Aise Apna Dream Date Ho
Jo Tum Cruise Jaisa Haseen Ho
Brad Pitt Jaisa Sexy Ho
Jisko Love Pe Faith Ho
Jo Hum Pe Faint Ho
Abhishek Ki Nazakhat Ho Usme
Dravid Ka Charm Ho
Keanu Reeves Ki Face Ho Usme
Mere Dil Ka Aaram Ho
Jab Bhi Usse Dande Maaru
To Haskar Sehle Sab Sitam Wo
Kitchen Me Pade Dhole
Saare Jhoothe Bartan Wo
Jericho Ki Personality Ho
Rock Ki Body Aur Smile Ho
Mere Siwa Kisiko Na Dekhe
Aise Mere Hero Ki Style Ho

Kash is eid par main tara bakra

Kash Is Eid Par Main Tara Bakra Hota
Aur Tu Ne Mujy Pyar Say Pakra Hota
Tu Apny Hathoon Say Mujy Pathay Khalati
Tu Mujy Main Main Kar Kay Bulati
Aur Sham Ko Gali Main Sath Ghumati
Sara Din Main Taray Sath Rahta

Abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha

Abhi Shaadi Ka Pehla Hi Saal Tha,
Khushi Ke Maare Mera Bura Haal Tha,
Khushiyaan Kuch Yoon Umad Rahin Thi,
Ki Sambhale Nahi Sambhal Rahi Thi,
Subah Subah Madam Ka Chai Le Kar Aana
Thoda Sharmate Hue Hume Need Se Jagana,
Wo Pyaar Bhara Hath Humare Ballon Main Phirana,
Muskurate Hue Kehna Ki Darling Chai To Pi Lo,
Jaldi Se Ready Ho Jao, Aap Ko Office Bhi Hai Jana.
Gharwali Bhagwan Ka Roop Le Kar Aayi Thi,
Dil Or Dimag Par Poori Tarah Chai Thi,
Saans Bhi Lete Thy To Naam Usi Ka Hota Tha,
Ik Pal Bhi Door Jeena Dushwar Hota Tha.
5 Saal Baad……..
Subah Subah Madam Ka Chai Le Kar Aana,
Table Par Rakh Kar Jor Se Chilana,
Aaj Office Jao To Munna Ko
School Chodte Hue Jana……..
Ek Baar Phir Wohi Awaaj Ayi,
Kya Baat Hai Abhi Tak Chodi Nahi Charpai,
Agar Munna Late Ho Gaya To Dekh Lena,
Munna Ki Teachers Ko Phir Khud Hi Sambhaal Lena.
Na Jane Gharwali Kaisa Roop Le Kar Aayi Thi,
Dil Aur Dimaag Par Kali Ghata Chai Thi,
Sans Bhi Lete Hai To Uni Ka Khayal Hota Hai,
Har Samay Jehan Main Ek Hi Sawal Hota Hai,
Kya Kabhi Wo Din Lot Ke Ayenge,
Hum Ek Bar Phir Kuwaaren Ban Payenge.

Kya samajh ke kehta hai khudko shahrukh

Kya Samajh Ke Kehta Hai Khudko Shahrukh Khan
Tu Lagta Hai Jaise Thooka Hua Paan
Jise Kutte Khaaye Wo Naan
Jo Ho Kachre Ke Dibbe Ki Shaan
Jo Ho Bewde Logon Ki Jaan
Aur Kare Harkate Beimaan
Kya Samajhke Kehta Hai Khudko Shahrukh Khaan
Tu To Hai Dohzat Se Bhaga Hua Sabse Bada Shaitan

Logon ki zindgi mein style na hota

Logon Ki Zindgi Mein Style Na Hota
Ager Yeh Kambakhat Mobile Na Hota
Koi Kisi Ki Taraf Maael Na Hota
Ager Ye Kambakhat Mobile Na Hota
Sms Kay Teeron Say Na Koi Ghayel Hota
Ager Yeh Kambakhat Mobile Na Hota
Is Qadar Koi Na Kahill Hota
Ager Yeh Kambakhat Mobile Na Hota
Miss Bells Say Dimagh Boile Na Hota
Ager Yeh Kambakhat Mobie Na Hota
Doston Kay Millnay May Kuch Haeel Na Hota
Ager Yeh Kambakhat Mobile Na Hota
Kabi Koi Wrong Number Dail Na Hota
Ager Yeh Kambakhat Mobile Na Hota
Larkiyan Mangti Hain Larkon Sey Balance
Aisa Koi Case File Na Hota
Payar Ager Yeh Kambakhat Mobile Na Hota

Jahan dosti hain wahan pyaar hain ishq

Jahan Dosti Hain Wahan Pyaar Hain,
Jahan Pyaar Hain Wahan Ishq Hain,
Jahan Ishq Hain Wahan Mohobbat,
Jahan Mohobbat Hain Wahan Judaai,
Jahan Judaai Wahan Dard,
Jahan Dard Wahan Zandu Balm.

Na ghumaao saiyaan mujhe yoon paiyaan kasam

Na Ghumaao Saiyaan Mujhe Yoon Paiyaan
Kasam Se Tumhaara Main Sar Phod Doongi Phod Doongi
Ke Chal Pada Jo Yeh Haath Mera
Na Jaane Phir Main Tumhaara Haal Kya Karoongi Kya Karoongi
Ubal Pada Jo Gussa Yeh Mera
Tumhen Maar Doongi Main Khud Na Maroongi Na Maroongi
Car Mein Le Ke Ghumaane Jaao To Phir Preetam
Kuch Na Kahoongi Main Khush Rahoongikhush Rahoongi

Ho gayi galti humse click gaya mouse

Ho Gayi Galti Humse Click Ho Gaya Mouse
Duniya Ki Parwaah Chodo Ban Jaao Meri Spouse
Tumse Mila Main Kal To Mere Dil Mein Hua Ek Sound
Lekin Aaj Tum Mili To Kehti Ho: Your File Not Found
Ab Aur Kaho Na Tum “But” Ya “If”
Tum Ho Meri Zindagi Ki Animated Gift
Aisa Bhi Nahin Hai Ke I Don’t Likeyour Face
Par Dil Ke Computer Mein Nahin Hai Enough Disk Space
Ghar Se Nikalti Ho Tum Jab Pehen Ke Evening Gown
Too Many Requests Se Ho Jaata Hai Server Down
Tumhaare Liye Pyaar Ki Application Create Main Karoonga
Tum Usse Debug Karna Wait Main Karoonga
Tumhaara Intezaar Karte Karte Main So Gaya
Yeh Dekho Mera Connection Time Out Ho Gaya
Kya Chaal Hai Tumhaari Jaise Chalti Hai Koi Cat
What Is Your Icq Number Aao Karein Chat
Tum Jabse Meri Zindagi Mein Aayi Ho Banke Female
Yaad Raha Na Ab Kuch Na Postman‚  Na E-Mail
Main Tumhein Pyar Kyun Karoon Tum Nahi Ho Ash
Phir Bhi Tumhe Dekh Kar Mera System Hota Hai Crash

Khuwahisho k jangal mai raat justuju kar

Khuwahisho K Jangal Mai Raat Justuju Kar K
Hum Ne Us Ki Khatir Ab Chooriyan Kharidi Hain
Dil Bala Ka Wehshi Tha, Dil Se Guftugu Kar K
Hum Ne Us Ki Khatir Ab Chooriyan Kharidi Hain
Wo Ajeeb Larki Thi Us Ko Raass Aata Tha
Barishon Ke Mousam Mai Khirkyan Khuli Rakhna
Us Ajeeb Larki Ke Dil Mai Aaarzoo Kar K
Hum Ne Us Ki Khatir Ab Chooriyan Kharidi Hain
Be-Qarar Jazbon Ko Aag Jesey Shairon Ko
Neend Ke Jazeerey Mai Udtey Oye Parindo Ko
Ek Safaid(White) Kagaz Per Phir Se Ro-Buru Kar K
Hum Ne Us Ki Khatir Ab Chooriyan Kharidi Hain
Kuch Kitabein Lena Thi Aur Kuch Naye Kaprey
Aur Kuch Zururi Cheezein B, Per Yuu Hai K
Apni Her Khuwahish Ka Is Baras Lahoo(Khoon) Kar K
Hum Ne Us Ki Khatir Ab Chooriyan Kharidi Hain

Jindagi bin gf ke eisi hoti he

Jindagi Bin GF Ke Eisi Hoti He,
Jaise Bin Pani Ki Pani Puri Hoti He,
Kahin Mann Nahi Lagta Kya Kare Zalim,
Jise Pakdo Kisi Ki Mangtar To Kisi Ki Gharwali Hoti He,
Jindagi Bin GF -Â….
Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Me Khyal Ata He,
Ki Ladkiyan Kyun Itni Kismatwali Hoti He,
Ladko Ki Poketmoney Ki Pyasi Hoti He,
Gori Ho Ya Ho Kali Sab Boy Friend Wali Hoti He,
Jindagi Bin GF-Â….
Jawaani Ka Boys Ko Chhune Me Der Ho Bhale,
Ladkiyo Ki Bate Yaron Tab Bhi Matwali Hoti He,
Kabhi Kisi Dagar Behek Jaye Kadam Agar,
Dosto Bas Isi Dua Se Apni Har Diwali Hoti He,
Jindagi Bin GF -Â…..
Chayan Jain

Patni ne pati se itra ke laja

Patni Ne Pati Se Itra Ke Laja Ke Bade Pyaar Se Poocha
Aji Kahiye To Main Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu
Pati Bechare Ne Majbooran Nazre Uthayee
Kisi Tarah Sach Kehne Ki Himmat Jutaiee
Par Aakhir Me Thak Har Kar
Apni Sachchaiee Ka Gala Ghoth Kar
Kadwe Ghoot Pee Kar Muskaraya Aur Bola
Ati Sundar Priye

Sunday ki chutti thi main tha kamre

Sunday Ki Chutti Thi Main Tha Kamre Mein Leta
Begum Paas Hi Baithi Thi Aur Chupke Tha Beta
Kamre Ki Khamosh Aada Ko Maine Yu Dekha
Aankho Ke Kono Se Begum Ne Mujh Ko Dekha
Phir Jo Ek Jhatke Se Palta Khaya Mousam Ne
Hothon Par Muskaan Sajaye Dekha Begum Ne
Lekin Yu Tha Kaan Lagaye Munna Kamre Me
Raat Ko Jaise Koi Chukidaar Ho Pahre Me
Maine Kaha Lo Ek Rupayya,Lekar Bahar Jaao
Bahar Jaakar Khelo Kudo Chat Aur Kulfi Khao
Lekin Munna Jhatke Ghaya Meri Baaton Se
Ghour Se Dekha Mujh Ko Maane Khez Nigahon Se
Kuch Lamhe Chup Rahkar Jo Muh Unse Khola
Haat Hawa Me Lahra Kar Mujhse Usne Bola
Chot Bachcha Samajh Ke Mujh Ko Na Sikhlana Reee”

Tum agar khudko kaam wali samajhti ho

Tum Agar Khudko Kaam Wali Samajhti Ho
To Naakara Main Bhi Nahi
Tum Agar Khudko Husnwali Samajhti Ho
To Awaara Main Bhi Nahi
Pyaar Ke Iss Mod Par Aakar
Ye Kaha Tumne Ki Shaadi Shuda Ho
To Kaan Kholke Sunlo
Ki Kuwara Main Bhi Nahi

Jaane kyu log flurt karte hain woh

Jaane Kyu Log Flurt Karte Hain
Jaane Kyu Woh Affairs Chalate Hain
Jaane Kyu Jaane Kyu
Jaane Kyu Jaane Kyu Jaane Kyu
Affairs Bin Jeene Mein Rakha Kya Hai
Affair Jiska Nahi Woh Tanha Hai
Affair 100 Rang Lekar Ata Hai
Affair Hi Zindagi Sajaata Hai
Log Chup-Chupkar Affair Chalate Hain
Aur Sabke Samne Frnds Ban Jate Hain
Jaane Kyujaane Kyu
Jaane Kyu Jaane Kyu Jaane Kyu
Affair Best Frnds Main Ladai Karata Hai
Affair Main Banda Pagal Ho Jarta Hai
Affair Na Chahte Hue Bhi Chal Jata Hai
Affair Bahut Badnami Karata Hai
Akhir Main Har Ladai Ka Base Ban Jata Hai
Jaane Kyu Jaane Kyu
Jaane Kyu Jaane Kyu Jaanekyu
Lekin Kabhi Kabhi Ye Payar Main Cuvert Ho Jata Hai
Jhoot Har Such Aur Such Har Jhoot Ho Jata Hai
Payar Ki Gaadi Main 4th Gear Lag Jata Hai
Aur Yun Affair Zindagi Ka Safar Ban Jata Hai
Jaane Kyu Jaane Kyu

Vohi geet pyare sunayega kab tak tu

Vohi Geet Pyare Sunayega Kab Tak
Tu Janta Ko Ullu Banayega Kab Tak
Ye Aawaargi Chod De Maan Bhi Jaa Pagle
Tera Baap Tujhko Khilayega Kab Tak
Kayi Din Se Ghonchu Tu Peeche Pada Hai
Bata Gulbadan Ko Patayega Kab Tak
Aare Oo Piyakkad Tu Peekar Ke Pavva
Meri Kopadi Ko Khujayega Kab Tak
Ajee Sant Jee Chodiye Dharam-Charcha
Ujala Hame Ab Darayega Kab Tak
Ye Nausikhiye Neta Ke Abbaji Bole
Tu Kurchi Se Taanka Bhidayega Kab Tak
Tu Pairodiyon Se Kabhi Chutkulon Se
Her Manch Per Kavi Chalayega Kab Tak

Ik chilman se tum jhaanko hum jhaanke

Ik Chilman Se Tum Jhaanko
Ik Chilman Se Hum Jhaanke
Chilman Samjhte Hain Na Aap
Ik Chilman Se Tum Jhaanko
Ik Chilman Se Hum Jhaanke
Ik Chilman Se Tum Jhaanko
Ik Chilman Se Hum Jhaanke
Ik Chilman Se Tum Jhaanko
Ik Chilman Se Hum Jhaanke
Ik Chilman Se Tum Jhaanko
Chilman Samjhte Hain Na Aap
Ik Chilman Se Hum Jhaanke
Mehefil Se Ik Banda Bade
Josh Mein Tang Aakar Bola
Jala Daalo Is Chilman Ko
Na Tum Jhaanko Na Hum Jhaanke

Dharti se aasmaa tak audience are bhai

Dharti Se Aasmaa Tak Aasmaa Se Dharti Tak
Dharti Se Aasmaa Tak Aasmaa Se Dharti Tak
Dharti Se Aasmaa Tak Aasmaa Se Dharti Tak
Dharti Se Aasmaa Tak Aasmaa Se Dharti Tak
Audience Are Bhai Aage Bhi To Bolo
Hawa Hi Hawa Hai

Tum jo aaye to saath bawaal aaya

Tum Jo Aaye To, Saath Bawaal Aaya,
Jaisey Dus Scale Ka, Bhoochal Aaya.
Kamar Gaindey Si, Nazar Bhaingi Se,
Kya Tha Maanga, Humney Kya Paaya.
Janeman Tum Ho Shani, Sadhey Saati,
Kab Khatam Hoga Grah, Sawaal Aaya.
Yeh Lagi Kiski Bad-Dua Hai Mujhey,
Dekh Tera Ye Roop, Main Gash Khaaya.
Hai Iltijaa Baksh Dey, Tu Jaan Meri,
-ŗTumko Dekha To Yeh Khayal Aaya.-

Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi

Khidki Se Dekha To
Raste Pe Koi Nahi Tha
Khidki Se Dekha To
Raste Pe Koi Nahi Tha
Wah Wah Wah
Raste Pe Jake Dekha To
Khidki Pe Koi Nahi Tha
Wah Wah Wah

Dost aapsa na milega aapki yaad bahut

Dost Aapsa Na Milega
Aapki Yaad Bahut Satati Hai
Dost Aapsa Na Milega
Aapki Yaad Bahut Satati Hai
Subah Shamm Ho Deedar Aapka
Isliye Toilet Main Aapki Tasveer Laga Rakhi Hai

Tumharay bina zindagi mai hai sannata tum

Tumharay Bina Zindagi Mai Hai Sannata
Tum He Mera Kabab Tumhi Mera Paratha
Ye Dil To Ho Gaya Tum Pe Lattu
Tumhi To Ho Meray Besan K Laddu
Ab To Dekhon Tumharay Hi Dream
Tumhi To Ho Meri Chapati Or Haleem
Jo Tum Ho Saath To Her Shaam Hai Suhani
Tum He To Meri Lazeez Biryani

Jai macchar bhagwan ujagar agnit kasto ke

Jai Macchar Bhagwan Ujagar Jai Agnit Kasto Ke Sagar
Rog Dut Atulit Baldama Rakt Chus Khatmal Ke Mama
Sukcham Roop Dhari Nit Aa Jate Bhim Roop Dhari Rakt Bacchate
Madhur Madhur Khujlahat Late Sabki Deh Lal Kar Jaate
Koi Jagah Na Assi Chodi Jaha Na Ristedari Jodhi
Wyap Rahi Jag Tumhari Maya Bal Adhbut Yadhapi Kas Kaya
Samdrasi Tum Chatur Sayane Nich Uch Katahv Nahi Jaane
Balak Wridh Yuva Nar Nari Sab Par Niz Maya Vistari
Karn Na Samip Aakar Mandrate Madhur Mand Sangeet Sunate
Tan Mein Komal Dank Gadate Rakt Pan Kar Ke Ud Jaate
Kacchuachap Jo Nit Jaalate Ve Nar Kahu Nidra Pa Jaate
Goodnight Se Tum Bhay Khate Jane Kis Bil Me Gus Jaate

Main shikar hoon kisi or ka muje

Main Shikar Hoon Kisi Or Ka Muje Marta Koi Or Hai
Muje Jis Ne Bakri Bana Diya Wo To Bhariya Koi Or Hai
Koi Sardiya Bhi Guzar Gai Main Us Ke Kaam Na A Saka
Main Lahaif Hoon Kisi Or Ka Muje Aurta Koi Or Hai
Muje Chakroon Main Phansa Diya Muje Ishq Ne To Raa Diya
Main Mang Thi Kisi Or Ki Muje Mangta Koi Or Hai
Mere Raib Main To Wo Agaya Mere Samne To Wo Jhuk Gaya
Muje Laat Kha Ke Hui Khabar Muje Peet Ta Koi Or Hai
Jo Gharajte Hoon Wo Barste Hoon Aisa Hum Ne Suna Nahi
Yahan Bhonkta Koi Or Hai Yahan Kat Ta Koi Or Hai
Ajab Admi Hai Yeh Nazim Ise Be Qasoori Hi Janiye
Ye To Dakiya Hai Janabe Maan Ise Bhejta Koi Or Hai

Dil cheez kya hai aap yeh jigar

Dil Cheez Kya Hai Aap Yeh Jigar Bhi Lijiye
Kaata Hai Humne Kya Bakra Sirf Aap Ke Liye
Iss Kasai Ke Kuchh Aap Ke Paas Paise Hain Bante
De Dijiye Woh Raqm Ab Maaf Bhi Kijiye
Chalti Hai Meri Dukaan Kya Bas Aap Ke Liye
Thodi Si Nazar Apni Udhar Pe Kijiye
Kal Se Nahin Milega Bakre Ka Ek Baal Bhi
Jaaiye Faqiron Se Hi Kuchh Maang Lijiye

Tum to thahre bakri chor bhains kya

Tum To Thahre Bakri Chor Bhains Kya Churaaoge
Tum To Thahre Bakri Chor Bhains Kya Churaaoge
Subah Doodh Waali Ke Haathon Tum Pakde Jaaoge
Gar Bach Gaye To Bhi Bhag Ke Kahan Jaaoge
Tum To Chhup Jaaoge Lekin Bhains Kahan Chupaaoge
Tum To Thare Bakri Chor Bhains Kya Churaaoge

Kisi charsi bewaday ki baatli ho tum

Kisi Charsi Bewaday Ki Baatli Ho Tum
Kya Bemaar Ho Bahut Patli Ho Tum
Barson Pehle Howa Koi Kasoor Ho Tum
Ped Pe Latka Howa Koi Khajur Ho Tum
Bin Baadal Ke Jaise Barkha Ho Tum
Khadi Banti Hai Jisse Wo Charkha Ho Tum
Kitni Tareef Karoun Ke Kya Ho Tum
Eek Hi Kaafi Hai Wo Jhatka Ho Tum
Bewkoof Ho Bilkul Anaadi Ho Tum
Bina Ghoday Ki Gaadi Ho Tum
Poori Ammavas Ki Shaam Ho Tum
Bilkul Choosa Howa Aam Ho Tum
Galat Disha Mein Nikli Bijli Ho Tum
Kabhi Na Mitne Waali Khujli Ho Tum
Jise Koi Nahi Dekhta Wo Cinemaa Ho Tum
Bina Naadey Ke Phisalta Paijama Ho Tum
Sara Din Padosioon Ko Sataati Ho Tum
Gadhon Ki Kya Kami Hai Jo Gaati Ho Tum
Adh Maray Ko Maarti Pura Ho Tum
Jo Kabhi Na Baje Wo Tambura Ho Tum

Woh jo unke pare baithein hain aur

Woh Jo Unke Pare Baithein Hain
Aur Woh Jo Unke Bhi Pare Baithein Hain
Arey Woh Jo Unke Bhi Pare Baithein Hain
Nahin Woh Jo Unke Bhi Pare Baithein Hain
Woh Yeh Samjhe Baithein Hain Ki Hum Unpe Mare Baithein Hain
Par Woh Nadaan Kya Samjhein Ki Hum To Unpe Mare Baithein Hain
Jo Unke Bhi Pare Baithein Hain

N ham hindi pdhela he english muhabbat ki

N-Ham Hindi Pdhela He N-Ham English Pdhela He
Muhabbat Ki Khani Sun Ke Tum Par Mar Mitela He
Meri Nazron Se Bachkar Tum Kidhar Se Aata Jata He
Ye Deevana Teri Rahon Me Barson Se Khdela He
N-Ham Dunyan Se Darta He N-Tere Ghar Se Darta He
Jo Sach Poochho Tera Aashiq Fakat Tera Dabela He
Ye Mana Jism He Aazaad Lekin Qeid Me Dil He
Hmara Dil Tere Balon Ke Jude Me Fhansela He
Idhar Ham Rota Jata He Udhar Tum Muskurata He
Haqiqat Me Tumhara Dil Bhi Patthar Ka Banela He
Ham Sari Rat Bhar Sota Nahi He Yaad Me Teri
Magar Tum Chen Se Makhmal Ke Bistar Pe Pdela He
Suna He Rahi Ne Har Ek Tum Par Jaan Deta He
Khuda Ne Naak Naksha Tera Fursat Me Ghdela He

Ye baat samajh main aai nahi aur

Ye Baat Samajh Main Aai Nahi
Aur Ammi Ney Samjhai Nahi
Main Kaisay Meethi Baat Karoon?
Jab Meethi Cheeez Khai Nahi
Aaapi Bhi Pakaati Hain Halwa
Woh Aakhir Kiyon Halwaai Nahi?
Bhayya Ki Mangni Ho Gai Kal
Kiyoon Kal Hi Dulhan Mangwaai Nahi?
Ye Baat Samajh Main Aai Nahi
Naani Ke Miyaan Jab Nana Hain
Dadi Ke Miyaan Jab Dada Hain
Tab Aapi Se Main Ne Poocha
Baaji Ke Miyaan Kiya Baaja Hain?
Woh Huns Huns Kar Yoon Kehnay Lagi
A Bhai Nahi Yeh Bhai Nahi
Ye Baat Samajh Main Aaai Nahi
Jab Naya Maheena Aata Hay
Bijli Ka Bill Aa Jaata Hay
Halaankey Baadal Bechaara
Ye Bijli Mufft Lutata Hay
Phir Hum Ne Apnay Ghar Bijli
Kiyoo Badal Se Lagwaai Nahi?
Ye Baat Samajh Main Aai Nahi
Agur Billi‚  Share Ki Khala Hay?
Phir Hum Ne Ussay Kiyoon Pala Hay?
Kiya Share Bohat Nalaayak Hay?
Khala Ko Maar Nikala Hay?
Ya Jungle Ke Raja Kay Yahaan
Kiya Milti Doodh Malaai Nahi?
Ye Baat Samajh Main Aai Nahi
Kiyoon Lambay Baal Hain Bhaalu Ke?
Kiyoon Uss Ki Tind Kraai Nahi?
Kiya Woh Bhi Ganda Bacha Hay?
Ya Uss Ke Abbu Bhai Nahi?
Yeh Uss Ka Hair Style Hay?
Ya Jungle Main Koi Naai Nahi?
Ye Baat Samajh Main Aai Nahi
Jo Taaray Jagmag Kartay Hain
Kiya Unn Ki‚  Chachee Taai Nahi?
Ho Ga Koi Rishta Sooraj Se?
Ye Baat Humain Batlaai Nahi
Par Chanda Kaisa Mamoo Hay?
Jab Ammi Ka Woh Bhai Nahi?
Ye Baat Samajh Main Aai Nahi
Aur Ammi Ne Samjhaai Nahi
Main Kesay Meethi Baat Karoon?
Jab Meethi Cheeji Khai Nahi

Zindgi mein kuch karna hai to aaisa

Zindgi Mein Kuch Karna Hai To
Kuch Aaisa Kar Galib
Ki Tu Jis Mohalle Se Bhi Gujre
Har Ghar Se Awaaj Aaye
Papa Aa Gaye
Papa Aa Gaye
Papa Aa Gaye
Papa Aa Gaye

Hum aap ko kabhi nahi chod ke

Hum Aap Ko Kabhi Nahi Chod Ke Jayegey
Har Roz Har Din Yoindia Pe Aayegey
Gar Aa Gayi Maut Bhi Hunko Hum Tum
To Bhi Koi Aakhri Gazal Likh Ke Jayegeny
Chen Na Aayega Janaat Mein Bhi Humko
Bhoot Ban Ke Bhi Yoindia Mein Aayegen
Filhaal To Lagta Hai Yeh Ke Hum Tum
Ab Yoindia Ki Sari Ladkiyoon Se Juthey Khayengey

Apni zindgi main na rani katrina hai

Apni Zindgi Main Na Rani Na Katrina Hai
Abi Tak Apne Jeene Ka Na Koi Kareena Hai
Thodi Khushiyaan Zyada Ghum Khana Peena Kam
Iss Tarah Ka Jeena B Koi Jeena Hai
Main Chere Pe Tabasum Sjaaye Rakhta Hoon
Maghr Zakhmoohn Se‚  Chalni Mera Seena Hai
Youn Lagta Hai Kal Hee Bichre Thay Hum
Maghr Tujh Se Bichre Aaj Daswaan Maheena Hai
Jo Kisi Doosre Insaan Ko Khud Se Kamtar Jaane
Meri Nazar Main Wo Shakhs Bada Kamina Hai

Har vaar padan study de erade naal

Har Vaar Padan( Study) De Erade Naal
Kitaab Da Pehla Panna Kholna
Tin ( Three) Savaal Hal(Solve) Karan Baad
Hounsala(Confidence) Buland Hona
Par(But) Chotha(Fourth) Savaal Hamesha‚  Vaang
Aatak Geya Eerade Past Kar Geya
Chal Dila Hun So Jana Hi Theek Hai
Baki De Mehnat Kal De Hisse
Aaj Vaste Inna Hi Bahut Hai

Jaise bhatke pita bechara kanya ke var

Jaise Bhatke Pita Bechara
Kanya Ke Var Ke Liye
Firte The Maare Maare
Hum Kiraye Ke Ghar Ke Liye
Badi Mushkil Se Ek Adana Sa
Makan Dhundh Paaye
Dalal Ne Humse Paise Bhi
Khoob Kamaye
Hume Makan Malik Se Milvaya
Usne Apni Sharton Ka Pulinda Suanya
Nou Baje Se Pahle Ghar Me Aana Hai
Late Ho Jaao To Bahar Hi Ruk Jaana Hai
Ghar Me Thokate Paaye Gaye Agar Keel
Kiraye Ka Us Maheene Dugna Ayega Bill
Jal Bachao Desh Bachao Aisa Humara Vision Hai
Char Din Me Ek Baar Nahane Ki Permission Hai
Peene Ka Paani Bhi Yahan Thoda Ganda Aata Hai
Mera Beta To Office Se Hi Matka Bhar Lata Hai
Pee Ke Ghar Me Mai Tab Tak Ghusne Nahi Dunga
Jab Tak Ek Pavva Tumase Pee Nahi Lunga
Tumhaari Wife Ko Sunna Hoga Hum Kahen Jo Bhi
Jhagda Karna Meri Wife Ki Hai Favorite Hobby
Biwiyon Ko Alternate Days Ladana Bhi Hoga
Meri Beti Ko Kuch Der Padhana Bhi Hoga
Khusat Makan Malik Ne Itni Sharten Suna Di
Dimaag Ki Nason Ki Saari Choolen Hila Di
Humne Bhagne Me Hi Samjhi Apni Bhalai
Koi Makan Aapki Najar Me Hai To Dila Do Mere Bhai

Dosti ki hai to tum usko nibhaya

Dosti Ki Hai To Tum Usko Nibhaya Kerna
Phool Ulfat Kae Chehersimt Khilaya Kerna
Maut Aayae Bhi To Hum Door Na Hoangae Tum Sae
Dil Sae Tum Yaad Hamari Na Mitaya Kerna

Maal-O-Zar Nahin,Daulat Bhi Nahin
Piyaar Hi Piyaar Ulfat Main Lutaya Kerna
Tum Sae Milna To Kisi Haal Main Mumkin Hi Nahin
Hosakae Dost To Khawaboan Main Bulaya Kerna
Dost Kae Bhaes Main Miltae Hain Yahan Per Dushman
Haath Ghaeroan Sae Hergiz Na Milaya Kerna
Aankh Main Aansoo Ki Tarah,Seep Main Moti Ki Tareh
Raz Ki Baat Ko Mehfil Sae Chupaya Kerna

Kaun kehta hai mera mehboob ganja chaand

Kaun Kehta Hai Mera Mehboob Ganja Hai
Chaand Ke Sar Pay Bhi Kabhi Baal Hua Karte Hain
Na Pooch Guzre Hue Zamaane Ki Bhi Yaad Aaye
Tumhaari Chaand Se Jab Humaari Chaand Takraaye
Patthar Hai Woh Aankh Jo Kisi Se Lardi Na Ho
Woh Ishq Hi Kya Jis Mein Khatia Khardi Na Ho

Ladkiyaan ladko ki band bajaati hain khushaal

Ladkiyaan Ladko Ki Band Bajaati Hain
Khushaal Se Ladko Ko Khun Ke Aanso Rulaati Hain
Seedhe Chal Rahe Ho Ladke Toh Seh Nahi Paati Hain
Jab Tak Na Dekhe Mudke
Tab Tak Kapdo Mein Variety Laati Hain
Pyaar Kisi Se Aur Dost Hain Koi
Shadi Kisi Aur Se Kar Ke Nikal Jaati Hain
Aati Hain Yeh Paro Banke
Aur Hame Devdas Banaa Jaati Hain
Ladkiyaan Ladko Ki Band Bajaati Hain
Khushaal Se Ladko Ko Khun Ke Aanso Rulaati Hain
Ladkiyaan Hi Dil Lagana Sikhati Hain,
Aur Hame Nikamma Banaati Hain
Khud Na Jaane Hoti Hain Kaise Pass
Aur Hame Fail Kara Jaati Hain
Kaho Unke Bare Mein Jo Bhi Magar
Ladkiyaan Hi Jahan Ko Khoobsurat Banati Hain-Â….
Aisa Hona Hain Bhi Lajmee
Kyunki Fair N Lovely 15 Dino Mein Gora Jo Banaati Hain

Chand ne chandni bikhraate hue poocha apne

Chand Ne Chandni Bikhraate Hue Poocha
Apne Husn Par Zara Itraate Hue Poocha
Kaun Hai Yahan Jo Mujhsa Haseen Hai
Duniya Mein Aisa Koi Nahin Hai
Maine Kaha Mera Mehboob Tujhse Haseen Hai
Jo Baat Usme Hai Tujhme Bhi Nahin Hai
Baadlon Se Teri Chandni Chhip Jaati Hai
Vo Jidhar Dekhle Roshni Ho Jaati Hai
Tu Sirf Raat He Ko Nazar Aata Hai
Uska Chehra Mujhe Har Pal Nazar Aata Hai
Teri Raat Bhar Ki Chandni Mein Main Doob Nahin Sakta
Uski Jheel Si Aankhon Se Doobkar Nikal Nahin Sakta
Tu Door Hai Itna Tujhe Paa Nahin Sakta
Vo Kareeb Hai Itni Chhodkar Jaa Nahin Sakta
Tu Adhoora Hai In Sitaron Ke Bina
Main Adhoora Hoon Un Isharon Ke Bina
Tu Aasman Ka Chaan Hai
Vo Is Jahan Ka Chand Hai
Vo Ik Mauj Hai Dariya Ka Saahil Nahin,
Fark Bas Itna Hai Ke Tu Meri Manzil Nahin

Koi zharna wisaal e beher ki khawahish liye kitne

Koi Zharna, Wisaal-E-Beher Ki Khawahish Liye-Â….
Kitne Hi Vadi Aur Pahadoon Se Gujarta Hai-Â….
Kyaa Kabhi Mil Paata Hai-Â…-Â…
Koi Zakhmni Parindaa, Ghonslai Ki Aarzoo Liye-Â….
Udte-Udte Ek Suukhi Shaakh Se Takrata Hai-Â…..
Kya Kabhi Pahooch Paata Hai-Â…..
Koi Murjhaya Phool, Chand Roj Jeene Ki Chaah Liye-Â…..
Gir Na Jaaye,Hawaa Ke Jhhonke Se Jhujhta Hai-Â…..
Kya Kabhi Khil Paata Hai-Â…..
Koi Bewafa Huusn Phir Khilone Ki Umeed Liye-Â….
Toote Dilon Ko Apni Aagoosh Mein Bhartaa Hai-Â…-Â…
Kya Kabhi Apnaata Hai-Â…-Â…
*Beher=samunder

Apne sare gum bhula diye tere liye

Apne Sare Gum Bhula Diye Tere Liye
Apne Sare Gum Bhula Diye Tere Liye
Aye Desi Ye Shayeri Hai Tere Liye
Apne Sare Gum Bhula Diye Tere Liye
Gum Ke Saath Kushi Bhi Bhula Di Tere Liye
Ab Jab Kuch Bhi Nahi To Kya Hoga
Ise Aise Hi Chod Do Na Jane Age Kya Hoga
Apne Sare Gham Bhula Diye Tere Liye
Apne Sare Gham Bhula Diye Tere Liye
Aye Desi Ye Shayeri Hai Tere Liye

Waah re aye mere bharat desh ki

Waah Re Aye Mere Bharat Desh Ki Naari
Ye Kaisi Lag Gayi Hai Aajkal Tujhe Bimaari
Khoyi Rehti Ho Humesa Jeans Aur Tshirt Mein
Kyun Pehan Na Bhul Gayi Woh Pyaari Si Saree
Jab Dekho Mashroof Si Rehti Ho Mack Up Mein
Kahan Gayi Woh Shadgi Woh Adaen Pyaar Wali
Ik Pal Ko Bhi Kabhi Khud Ko Andar Se Dekhti Nahi
Dusron Ki Hi Chugli Mein Bita Deti Hai Ghadiyan Sari
Acting Karne Mein Bhi Haan Koi Nahi Hai Inka Saani
Nakhre Aise Karti Hai Jaise Bus Ek Woh Hi Hai Bechari
Deen Raat Suna Suna Kar Masaeel Ki Woh Bhar Maar
Kar Deti Hai Hume Itna Pareshan Ye Lumbi Zuban Waali
Shadi Se Pehle Kitni Haseen Aur Roshan Hoti Hai Zindagi
Par Inke Aate Hi Bechare Pati Ki Kismat Ho Jaati Hai Kaali

Na janay kiss ko daikhane make up

Na Janay Kiss Ko Daikhane Ko Make Up Karty Hain
Kah Ma Kwa Har Larkay Par Marty Hain
Larko Say Kiya Muqabala In Ka
Yeh Tu Aik Dosray Say Bi Jalty Hain
Aqal In Ki Kam Na Ho Jaye Kahin
Iss Liye Istamal Karnay Say Bi Darty Hain
Jooht Tu Yeh Bolty Nahi(Wasay Yeh May Nay Jooht Bol Diya)
Par Sachi Bat Bi Kabhi Kabhi Karty Hain
Ungli Kiya Pakraoo Pura Hath Pakar Lety Hain
Zara See Lift Par Kitna Sar Par Charty Hain

Chupke raat din uska bartan manjvana yaad

Chupke Chupke Raat Din Uska Bartan Manjvana Yaad Hai
Humko Aab Tak Kapdey Doney Ka Woh Jamana Yaad Hai
Doppher Ki Dhoop Mein Kapdey Sukhaney Ke Liye
Woh Mera Khothey Pe Bhi Nangey Panv Jana Yaad Hai
Aa Gya Jab Sunday Ki Shab Bhi Kabhi Zikr-E-Shopping
Woh Mera Meri Biwi Se Atm Card Chupana Yaad Hai
Saas Sasur Ki Doston Ab Kya Sunao Dastaan
Sasuraal Na Janey Ka Mujhey Har Ik Bhana Yaad Hai
Daru Pee Ke Jab Bhi Ghar Mein Aana Pda Mujheuy
Woh Mera Dantoon Taley Ilaichi Chbana Yaad Hai
Dekh Liya Jab Bhi Kabhi Rastey Mein Kissi Dusri Ladki Ko
Biwi Ke Gussey Ko Dekh Ker Mera Tarthrana Yaad Hai
Wakt-E-Rukhsat Office Ab Bhi Yaad Aata Hai Muikhey
Biwi Ke Pars Se Car Ki Chabi Churana Yaad Hai
Shukr Hai ‘Humtum’ Teri Shaadi Nhi Hui Abhi
Shaadishuda Dostoon Ka Woh Rona Rulana Yaad Hai

Shaadi ke liye doston larkiyan hazaaron hain

Shaadi Ke Liye Doston Larkiyan Hazaaron Hain
Har Khirki Mein Hai Larki Aur Khirkiyan Hazaron Hain
Koi To Mile Gi Larki E Dosto Humein
Classmates Hain Beshumar Padosane Hazaaron Hain
Likha Jo Tum Ne Love Letter To Kiya Hua Janab
Humari Draaz Mein Is Jaisi Chithiyaan Hazaaron Hain
Aik Tumhi Nahi Akaili Mere Jaal Mein Phansney Wali
Is Jaal Mein Tum Jaisi Machliyaan Hazaaron Hain
Diay Thay Pehle Bhi Ishq Ke Imtehaan Bohat
Hathon Mein Is Baar Bhi Parchiyaan Hazaron Hain
Wo Parwaney Nahin Jo Shama Pe Mar Jaayen Gay
Hamare Ghar Mein Pehle Hi Battiyaan Hazaron Hain
Aik Ur Gayi Haath Se To Kiya Ghazab Hua
Jaante Hain Is Baagh Mein Titliyaan Hazaaron Hain

Ladka khat likta hu khun se shahi

Ladka Khat Likta Hu Khun Se Shahi Mat Samjana
Pyar Karta Hu Tujse Koi Or Na Samajna
Ladki Khat Likhte Ho Khunse Shahi Nahi Milti
Pyar Karte Ho Mujse Koi Or Nahi Milti
Ladka Shahi To Bahut Milti Hai Magar Khun Jesi Nahi
Ladki Bhi Bahut Milti Hai Magar Tum Jesi Nahi

Tayari hain aaj kahin jane kii doston

Tayari Hain Aaj Kahin Jane Kii..
Doston Se Milne Milane Kii..
Chalta Hun Jara Waqt Se Pehle
Mujhe Aadat Hai Fisal Jane Ki..
Hun Raftaar Ka Rahi Main
Koshish Hawa Ko Harane Kii-Â…
Naa Hai Koi Mujhse Aala Yahan
Par Mujhe Adat Hai Fisal Jane Ki-Â…
Pahunch Gaya Hun Sabse Pehle-Â…
Padi Jaroorat Phone Ghumane Ki..
Ki Arre Yaar Tum Jaldi Aa Jao Na
Ki Mujhe Aadat Hai Fisal Jane Ki-Â…
Aa Pahunche Jald Hi Mehman Sare..
Na Khabar Mili Kisi Haseen Ke Aane Ki..
Tha Bechain Ye Dil Ki Koi To Milega..
Ki Mujhse Aadat Hai Fisal Jane Ki-Â…
Beeti Ghadiyan Tham Gaye Nazaare..
Waqt Tha Sabse Rukhsati Keh Jane Ki..
Tha Dil Murjhaya Ki Koi Na Mila ..
Par Mujhe Aadat Hai Fisal Jane Ki-Â…
Tha Udas Un Tanha Rahon Pe Main..
Roka Kisi Ne Dikha Wardi Thane Ki-Â…
Bohat Ud Rahe Ho Bina Helmet Ke ..
Chalo Bari Hai Chalaan Katwane Ki-Â…
Chal Pada Phir Soone Dil Ko Liye -Â…
Baari Thi Udas Dil Ke Machal Jane Ki..
Rah Pe Dekhi Ladkiyan Darjan Bhar..
Ki Mujhse Aadat Hai Fisal Jane Ki-Â…
Hun Do Pahiyon Par Ye Bhool Gaya..
Tabhi Dekho Matha Mera Phool Gaya..
Gardan Ka Naksha Hawa Mai Jhool Gaya..
Ghutne Ke Jodon Main 1 Kilo Dhool Gaya
Mana Mujhe Aadat Hai Fisal Jane Ki..
Irada Na Tha Koi Chot Khane Ki -Â…
Arre Par Aaj To Muh Aah Nikal Jati Hai-Â…
Na Dekho Ladki Chalet Hue Tum Yaron
Warna Bike Road Pe Fisal Jati Hai,

Phirta tha main gali woh larrki mujhey

Phirta Tha Main Gali Gali
Woh Larrki Mujhey Nahin Mili
Khoobsurti Ka Jo Namoona Ho
Kudrat Ki Ho Jaadu Gari
Chand Jaisa Chehra Ho
Soorat Ho Uss Ki Khili Khili
Phirta Tha Main Gali Gali
Woh Larrki Mujhey Nahin Mili
Phoolon Jaisi Rangat Ho
Gulab Ki Ho Pankharri
Badan Uss Ka Shola Ho
Jaisey Ho Koi Pul Jharri
Phirta Tha Main Gali Gali
Woh Larrki Mujhey Nahin Mili
Phir Aik Din Bazaar Mein
Nigaah Mairi Uss Pay Parri
Gorey Jiss Ke Gaal Thay
Aankhein Jiss Ki Barri Barri
Hosh Maira Kho Gaya
Aankh Jab Uss Say Larri
Aur Main Ye Bhool Gaya
Ke Saath Mein Hai Biwi Kharri
Qadam Utthaya Uss Ki Taraf
To Biwi Ne Utthai Charri
Aur Maar Mujhey Itni Parri
Dard Aaj Bhi Hota Hai Gharri Gharri Affraid Affraid

Om shanti ka dialogue students ke andaaz

Om Shanti Om Ka Dialogue
Students Ke Andaaz Mein
Itni Shiddat Se Maine
Paas Hone Ki Koshish Ki Hai
Ki Har Teacher Ne Mujhe
Marks Na Dene Ki Saazish Ki Hai
Agar Tum Kisi Paper Mein
Paas Hona Chahte Ho
To Saari Kaaynat Tumhe Usko
Paas Karane Mein Lag Jati Hai
Ye Exams Bhi Apne
Hindi Filmon Ki Tarah Hote Hain
End Tak Sab Kuch
Achha Ho Hi Jata Hai- Happy Ending
Aur Agar Aisa Nahi Hota
Toh Exam Abhi Khatam Nahi Hua

Kaise bataoon ke tum meri kaun ho

Kaise Bataoon Ke Tum Meri Kaun Ho
Agar Main Walls Ice Cream Hu To Tum Meri Cone Ho
Tum Mere Aangan Ki Banyaan Tree Ho
Tumhi Meri Gateway Of India Tumhi Chowpatty Ho
Tum Hi Battlegun Tum Churi Tum Talwaar Ho
Tum Hi Darji Ke Dukaan Me Latki Hui Dhoti Salwaar Ho
Tum Hi Meri Nike Shoes Tum Hi Football Ho
Tum Hi Meri Toy Car Robot Tum Hi Japanese Doll Ho
Tum Air India Ki Wo Flight Ho Jo Waqt Pe Nahi Miilti
Najane Kyu Tum Har Baat Pe Has Haske Ho Hilti
Tum Hi Dd News Tum Hi Zee News Tum Hi Bbc News Ho
Tum Aisi Tubelight Ho Jo Hamesha Rehti Fuse Ho
Tum Meri Scooter Meri Esteem Meri Rocket Launcher Bhi Tum
Tum Nimbi Paanitum Meetha Pan Tum Hi Ho Bubble Gum
Tum Ramu Ki Dukaan Me Rs5 Ko Milne Wali Wada Pav Ho
Tum Shaamu Dudh Wale Ki‚  Sabse Favourite Cow Ho
Tum Kashmir Tum Manali Tum Hi Meri Shimla Ho
Bhagwaan Ne Bheja Tumhe Taaki Mera Deemag Dheela Ho
Tum Hi Malai Maarke Ek Special Cutting Chai Ho
Kaise Batau Tumhe‚  Ki Asal Me Tum Kasai Ho

Mujhe koi sukh nahi woh jo mere

Mujhe Koi Sukh Nahi
Woh Jo Mere Sang Yahin
Mujhe Koi Neend Nahi
Woh Jo Mere Sapnon Mein Wahin
Use Koi Neend Nahi
Mera Photo Jo Uske Kamre Mein Sahi
Use Koi Nahi Privacy
Ki Maine Jo Piracy

Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par

Ek Aadmi Apne Dost Ki Kabar
Par Phool Daal Raha Hota Hai.
Aur Brabar Mein Bhi, Ek Aadmi Apne Dost
Ki Kabar Par Chawal Daal Raha Hota Hai.
Pehla Aadmi Doosre Se Kehta Hai,
-ŗye Tumhara Dost Phool Sunghne Kab Uthe Ga?-
Doosra Aadmi,
-ŗjab Tumhara Dost Chawal Khane Uthe Ga.-

Dil hua hai mera aabaad jab aayi

Dil Hua Hai Mera Aabaad
Jab Aayi Mujhe Uski Yaad
Dil Hua Hai Mera Aabaad
Jab Aayi Mujhe Uski Yaad
E-Khuda Sunle Meri Muraad
Pohuncha De Mujhe Hyderabad

Zindagi kehaal hai sur na taal msgbox

Zindagi Kehaal Hai
Sur Hai Na Taal Hai
Msgbox Bhi Kangal Hai
Kya Aapki Sms Factory Mein Hadtal Hai
Yaar Kuch To Bhejo Ye Meri
Mobile Ki Zindagi Ka Sawaal Hai

Din ko chain nahi raat aram jee

Din Ko Chain Nahi
Raat Ko Aram Nahi
Jee Na Lagey Kahi
Aay Khuda Kya Yahi Pyar Hai
Arey Pagal Yeh Pyar Nahi
Aaj Ka Temperature 43 Degree Celcius Hai

Hume to ab bhi woh guzra jamana

Hume To Ab Bhi Woh Guzra Jamana Yaad Aata Hai
Apni Galioon Mein Nange Nahana Yaad Aata Hai
Jab Kel-Kood Mein Bhul Jana Home-Work Apna
Woh Master Ji Ka Dande Lagana Yaad Aata Hai
Woh Tikki Wale Ki Dhoti Par Patake Chodna
Woh Kutton Ke Piche Petrol Lagana Yaad Aata Hai
Blondes Kitni Hi Dekhi Hai Magar Mujhe “Humtum’
Gaon Ki Channo Ke Nakhre Dhikana Yaad Aata Hai

Ye duniya ik stage hai hum kirdar

Ye Duniya Ik Stage Hai Hum Kirdar Hein
Zyada Dhoke Baz Aur Kum Imandaar Hein
Jis Ki Jaanib Dosti Ka Hath Badata Hoon
Wohi Poochta Hai Kya Aap Maldaar Hein
Hum Aap Ko Raat Gai Phone Na Karte
Magr Kya Karain Hum Zehni Beemar Hein
Na Koi E.Mail Na Phone Na Sms
Aap Na Jane Kaise Beh Mrawt Yaar Hein
Asghar Ki Dosti Ko Beh Shuk Azma Lena
Hum Aap Ki Jaan Lene Ko Tyar Hein

Yeh document meetings features ki duniya insaan

Yeh Document Yeh Meetings Yeh Features Ki Duniya
Yeh Insaan Ke Dushman Cursors Ki Duniya
Yeh Deadlines Ke Bhooke Management Ki Duniya
Yeh Product Agar Ban Bhi Jaaye To Kya Hai
Yahaan Ek Khilona Hai Programmer Ki Hasti
Ye Basti Hai Murda Bug-Fixers Ki Basti
Yahaan Par To Raises Hai Inflation Se Sasti
Yeh Review Agar Ho Bhi Jaaye To Kya Hai
Har Ek Keyboard Ghayal Har Ek Login Pyaasi
Excel Mein Uljhan Winword Mein Udaasi
Yeh Office Hai Ya Aalame Microsoft Ki
Yeh Release Agar Ho Bhi Jaaye To Kya Hai
Jalaa Do Isay Phoonk Daalo Yeh Monitor
Mere Saamne Se Hataa Daalo Yeh Modem
Tumhaara Hai Tumhi Sambhaalo Yeh Computer
Yeh Product Agar Chal Bhi Jaaye To Kya Hai

Ek baar ki baat hai teacher ne

Ek Baar Ki Baat Hai
Teacher Ne Beta Ramu Se Pucha
Bata Kaun Hai President
Ramu Bola Nahin Malum
Nikal Ja Boli Teacher
Gaya Ramu Bechara Principal Ke Pass
Boli Apni Probs
Naam Malum Nahin Hai President Ka
Principal Ne Nikaal Feka Baahar
Ramu Gaya Watchman Ke Pass
Bola Teacher Ne Nikala
Watchman Ne Puch Kyon
Bola Ramu President Namm Nahin Malum
Watchman Ne Nikaal Feka Skool Se
Gaya Ramu Beta Taxi Mein
Boli Apni Problem
Naam Nahin Pata President Ka
Isliye Principal Ne
Is Liye Teacher Ne
Is Liye Watchman Ne
Mujhe Feka Hai Baahar
Taxi Wala Ka Jawab Nahin Badla
Bola Nikal Idhar Se
Gaya Bechar Super Market Mein
Fir Batai Apni Problem
Bola Naam Nahin Malum President Ka
Isliye Principal Ne
Is Liye Teacher Ne
Is Liye Watchman Ne
Is Liye Taxi Driver Ne
Bola Supermarket Wala Ne
Nikal Idhar Se
Fir Gaya Bechara
Airport Mein
Batai Apni Problem
President Ka Naam Nahin Pata
Is Liye Principal Ne
Is Liye Teacher Ne
Is Liye Watchman Ne
Is Liye Taxi Driver Ne
Is Liye Super Market Wala Ne
Nikaal Feka Baahar
Idhar Bhi Kismat Na Palti
Idhar Bhi Equation Na Hui Ulti
Fir Bole Nikal Ja Baahar
English Mein Get Out Bhi Bol Diya
Fir Gaya Woh Thaka Hua Sa
Kuch Bikhra Bikhra Sa
Railway Platform Par
Mil Gaya Wahan Use Lalu Yadva
Puchat Hai Tum Kaun Hai
Fir Ramu Beta Problem Batat Hai
Bola President Ka Naam Malum Nahin
Is Liye Principal Ne
Is Liye Teacher Ne
Is Liye Watchman Ne
Is Liye Super Market Wala Ne
Is Liye Airport Walon Ne
Nikal Feka Bahar
Lallo Ji Bol Padat
Tum Tension Kahe Let Ho
Hum Hoon Na
Hum Change Nahin Karoonga
Nikal Jao Bahar
Bechara Ramu Beta Thaka Hara
Kuch Bikhra Bikhra Sa
Kar Raha Tha Cross Road
Ayi Door Se Tez Truck
Uda Gayi Bechare Ramu Ko
Bolo Isse Kya Seekh Milti Hai?

Thoda sa pyar hua hai baki hum

Thoda Sa Pyar Hua Hai Thoda Hai Baki
Thoda Sa Pyar Hua Hai Thoda Hai Baki
Thoda Sa Pyar Hua Hai Thoda Hai Baki
Thoda Sa Pyar Hua Hai Thoda Hai Baki
Hum To Dil De Hi Chuke‚  O
Hum To Dil De Hi Chukee Bas Teri Haan Hai Baki
Thoda Sa Pyar Hua Hai Thoda Hai Baki
Thoda Sa Pyar Hua Hai Thoda Hai Baki
Ladkei Sweeto
Thoda Sa Dost Bana Hai Is Ke Siwa Kuch Nahin Baki
Thoda Sa Dost Bana Hai Is Ke Siwa Kuch Nahin Baki
Thoda Sa Dost Bana Hai Is Ke Siwa Kuch Nahin Baki
Thoda Sa Dost Bana Hai Is Ke Siwa Kuch Nahin Baki
Hum To Daande Maar Hi Chukee Oo
Hum To Daande Maar Hi Chukee Bas Joothe Maarna Hai Baki
Thoda Sa Dost Bana Hai Is Ke Siwa Kuch Nahin Baki
Thoda Sa Dost Bana Hai Is Ke Siwa Kuch Nahin Baki

Kudiyan yeh aajkal ki pudiyan aafatt humare

Kudiyan Yeh Aajkal Ki Kudiyan
Pudiyan Yeh Aafatt Ki Pudiyan
Kudiyan Yeh Aajkal Ki Kudiyan
Pudiyan Yeh Aafatt Ki Pudiyan
Humare Dil Ki Yeh Raniyan
Karti Hain Yeh Apni Manmaniyan
Rakha Hain Humne Innhe Palkhon Pe
Dil Kushhal Deti Hain Apne Pairon Se
Kudiyan Yeh Aajkal Ki Kudiyan
Pudiyan Yeh Aafat Ki Pudiyan
Chein Hai Inn Ne Humara Cheena
Mushkil Kar Diya Abb Humara Jeena
Raaton Ko Sapno Mein Yeh Aaye
Chupa Chupi Khel Humko Sataaye
Kudiyan Yeh Aajkal Ki Kudiyan
Pudiyan Yeh Aafat Ki Pudiyan
Milne Ke Liye Jab Kabhi Hain Bulati
Inteezar Yeh Humme Ghanto Hain Karati
Late Ho Jao Agar Tum Do Ghadi
Angarein Bann Hum Pe Hain Barasti
Kudiyan Yeh Aajkal Ki Kudiyan
Pudiyan Yeh Aafat Ki Pudiyan
Kaho Unse Phoolon Si Nazook Ho Tum
Kahe Phool Nahi Laye Kitne Fool Ho Tum
Chamkte Moti Si Hain Aankhein Tumhari
Haar Nahi Laye, Ab Nahi Mein Tumhari
Kudiyan Yeh Aajkal Ki Kudiyan
Pudiyan Yeh Aafat Ki Pudiyan
Keh Do Agar Ho Khoobsurat Tum Kitni
Kahe,, Jao-Jao Tum Keh Rahe Ho Yunhi
Na Karo Agar Tum Taaref Inki
Kahe Koi Aur Hai Tumhe Mil Gayi
Kudiyan Yeh Aajkal Ki Kudiyan
Pudiyan Yeh Aafat Ki Pudiyan
Dekh Lo Agar Kisi Ko Mudh Ke
Hazar Sawalon Ke Jawab Do Inke
Hai Inko Humse Pyaar Bahut Jyaada
Magar Nakhre Karti Hai Bahut Jyaada
Kudiyan Yeh Aajkal Ki Kudiyan
Pudiyan Yeh Aafat Ki Pudiyan
Pal Bhir Na Reh Sake Bina Humare
Duur Jao To Aansoon Yeh Bahaye
Aao Jo Tum Laut Karr Phir Paas Iinke
Kahe Ab Tumhari Hume Jaroorat Nahi
Kudiyan Yeh Aajkal Ki Kudiyan
Pudiyan Yeh Aafat Ki Pudiyan
Jee Nahi Sakte Hum Innke Bin
Hai Adhoori Zindagi Innke Bin
Harr Nakhre Innke Humm Seh Lenge
Ekk Baar Ab Tu Gale Laga Le

Aik shaer ki shaadi main chooha bht

Aik Shaer Ki Shaadi Main Aik Chooha Bht
Zoro Shor Say Bhngra Dal Raha Tha !
Aik Ney Choohey Say Poocha Bhei Shaer Ki
Shaadi Main Tum Kyoun Dance Ker Rhay Ho?
To Chooha Bola Merey Bhaii Ki Shaadi
Hay ! Us Ney Sawal Kiya Woh Kasiey,
Chooha Bola Shaadi Say Pehley
Main Bhi Shaer Tha ! !

Haqiqat ko meri naa dil se lagana

Haqiqat Ko Meri Naa Dil Se Lagana,
Main Ekk Shoonya Nahin Koi Thikana.
Koi Mujhko Samhje Raha Kaa Pujaari,
Kisi Ne Pukara Haara Juaari.
Nahin Jaan Paaya Khudd Main Kahan Hoon,
Naa Hee Main Samjha Kis Par Tikaa Hoon.
Tooti Hui Sadak Pe Basi Meri Manzil,
Meri Muflisi Mein Nahin Kuch Bhi Haasil.
Urra Tha Hawa Mein Jab Chaha Gagan Pe,
Kattey Pankh Saare Main Aaya Zameen Pe.
Tab Maut Ne Mujhse Khela Ttha Naatak,
Jab Khul Gaya Ttha Mere Uper Ka Faatak.

Jab shaadi tum se hogi burkay main

Jab Shaadi Tum Se Hogi Burkay Main Chupi
Meri Dulhan Tum Hogi Her Raat Sochta Rehta Hun
Tu Kitni Khubsurat Hogi
Aankhain Teri Hiran Jaisi Hongi
Kajray Main Kaali Kaali Hongi
Chehra Tera Gulabi Hoga Zulfain Teri Reshmi Hongi
Labon Pe Muskrahat Hogi Lafzon Main Mithas Hogi
Teri Chaal Matak Matak Si Haathi Jaisi Hogi
Tu Meray Dil Ki Pari Hogi
Meray Sapnon Ki Raani Hogi
Agar Kahin Aisa Na Ho Ki Burkay Ke Andar Shakal
Ek Churail Jaisi Ho To Khuda Main Kyaa Karunga
Ye Bhee Saari Raat Sochta Rehta Hun

Aaj phir rah mein wo ladki najar

Aaj Phir Rah Mein Wo Ladki Najar Aa Gayi
Jiski Pehli Mulakat Mein Surat Dil Ko Bha Gayi
Main To Baat Karne Hi Wala Tha
Khade-Khade Ek Prem Patr Tak Likh Dala Tha
Shukar Hai Uski Ungli Me Sagai Ki Anguthi Najar Aa Gayi
Ek To Dil Churaya Us Par Dekh Kar Muskurati Hai
Uff Ye Tragedy Mere Sath Hi Kyo Ho Jati Hai
Main Jis Bhi Ladki Ko Pasand Karta Hu
Wo Itni Jaldi Engaged Kyo Ho Jati Hai

Halal karne ko pahla bakra main hi

Halal Karne Ko Pahla Bakra Main Hi Mila Tha Kya
Yaha Aur Bhi Bakre Hai Wo Nazer Nahi Aate Klya
Ab Mujhe Bhi Kuch Likhna Padega
Salma Avtar Ma Kis Ka Karti Hai Intezaar
Tumhaare Liye Dekho Lag Gayi Ladko Ki Qataar (Line)
Waise Sab Ladke Thanda Pine Ko Hi Aayege
Aur Tumhari Pyari Si Muskan Ho Jayegi Bekaar

Tum bhee becaharahum becahara fittay mu tumharafittay

Tum Bhee Becahara,Hum Bhee Becahara
Fittay Mu Tumhara,Fittay Mu Hamara
Hum Ne Usay Dekha Angal Badal Kar
Us Ne Hamay Mara Sandle Badal Kar
Dil Kay Armaa Aanso’oo May Bah Gaye
Un Ka Bachay Hamay Mamu Kah Gaye
Hum Nay Tumhay Dil Diya Dildar Samajh Kar
Tum Kha Gaye Is Ko Naswaar Samajh Kar
Dabbay May Dabba Dabbay May Khargosh
Nana Nay Aankh Mari Nani Behosh
Khuda Karay Sab Haseenaao Ke Baap Mar Jaeen
Maut Ka Bahana Ho Aur Hum In Kay Ghar Jaeen
Ishq Kay Samander Main Ghota Lagaya
Pani Both Thanda Tha Main Bahar Nikal Aya
Un Ki Gali Say Guzray,Ajab Ittefaq Tha
Unho Nay Phool Phanka,Gamla Bhi Saath Tha
Log Kehtay Hain Kayamat Kay Din Marr Jaeen Gay
Hum Bhi Bohot Chalaak Hai,Mangi Thallay War Jaeen Gay
Wo Ankh Bari Pyaari Thi Jo Hum Nay Usay Mari Thi
Wo Sandle Bari Bhari Thi Jo Us Nay Hamay Mari Thi

Bsnl mobile nein eisa chakka mara har

Bsnl Mobile Nein Eisa Chakka Mara Har Kisi Ko Peche Choda
Hutch Ko Mara‚  Reliance Ko Pachada
Hutch To Hutch 99 Rim To Rim 99
Pur Bsnl Hai Sabse Fine Fine
Talk Bsnl Network @ 90 Paise
Soch Rahin Sab Kum Karenge Aab Kaise

Socha nahi tha yeh din ayenge soch

Socha Nahi Tha Yeh Din Ayenge
Soch NahiTha Yeh Din Jayenge
Soch To Yeh Bhi Nahin Tha Ki Woh Din Ayenge
Honi Ko Kaun Taal Sakta Hai
Socha Nah Tha Bush Pm Banega
Soch Nahi Tha Irag Athens Football Semis Mein Enter Karega
Par Honi Ko Kaun Taal Sakta Hai
Soch Nahin Tha Ki Laden Azad Rahega
Socha Nahin Tha Gandhiji Swarg Mein Pravesh Karenge
Par Haan Doston Socha Tha Ki
History Repeats Itself
Hitler Wapas Aya Hai Bush Ke Form Mein
Soch To Yeh Bhi Tha
India Fir Pakistan Se Haregi
Socha To Yeh Bhi Tha
India Fir Se Ek Aur Final Haregi
Indians Fir Doping Test Mein Pakre Jayenge
Socha To Yeh Bhi Tha
India Hockey Main Bhi Athens Se Bahar Ho Jayegi
Soch To Yeh Bhi Tha
Lakh Koshish Ke Baad Bhi
Nahin Lautegi Bjp
Soch To Yeh Bhi Tha
Ki Yo India Lautega
Aur Kavitaon Ka Mela Fir Shuru Hoga