Film kabhi khushi gum song suraj hua

Film Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gum
Song Suraj Hua Madham
Chemistry Hua Khatam
Biology Padhne Laga
Physics Ka Jaane Kyun
Bhool Jaane Laga
Main Padhta Raha Theory Ke Prograam
Aur Bhoolta Kya Sab Circuit Diagraam
Kya Ye Mera Pahla Pahla Paper Hai
Teacher
Kya Ye Mera Pahla Pahla Paper Hai

Agar mujhse mohabbat hai mujhe sab apna

Agar Mujhse Mohabbat Hai Mujhe Sab Apna Dhan De Do
Jo Haathon Se Na De Pao To Chequo Se Sanam De Do
Tumhare Dhan Ko Apna Dhan Banaloo To Qarar Aaye
Tumhari Jeb Ko Halka Kara Loo To Bahar Aaye
Jo Ab Tak Jod Rakhi Hai Mujhe Saari Raqam De Do
Kyu Apne Bank Khate Mein Shareeke Ham Nahi Karte
Rupaye Aapas Mein Apne Baant Kar Kyu Kam Nahi Karte

Kisi ka pyar milta hain erader ker

Kisi Ka Pyar Milta Hain Erader Ker Nahi Pata,
Kahi Samman Milta Hai,Aaderker Nahi Pata
Kahi Barat Sajtihai,Mager Khushia Nahi Hoti
Kahi Kuch Phool Hai Jenma Kabhi Khushbhu Nahi Hoti
Kahi Adhar Melta Hai Sahara Ben Nahi Pata
Bhaver May Jud Gaya Rishta Kinara Ban Nahi Pata

Aaya wapis to laga ke sab hai

Aaya Wapis To Laga Ke Sab Hai
Gaya Tha Yaha Se To Bhi Sab The
Aaya Wapis To Laga Ke Sab Hai
Gaya Tha Yaha Se To Bhi Sab The
Gaye To Nahi Hai Koi
Par Lagta Hai Yaha Pe Sab Ab Bhi Hai

Hello darling hum tumpe marela hai peeche

Hello Darling Hello Hum Tumpe Marela Hai
Peeche Mud Ke Dekh Tera Deewana Khadela Hai
Ji Karta Hai Tumko Coffee Pilane Ko
Coffee Bhi Ready Sugar Bhi Ready
Doodh Fatela Haifatela
Hello Darling Hello Hum Tumpe Marela Hai
Ji Karta Hai Tum Ko Sair Karane Ko
Gadi Bhi Ready Driver Bhi Ready
Tyre Fatela Haifatela
Hello Darling Hello Hum Tumpe Marela Hai
Ji Karta Hai Tumko Kiss Karne Ko
Tum Bhi Ready Hum Bhi Ready
Public Khadela Hai Khadela
Hello Darling Hello Hum Tum Pe Marela Hai
Ji Karta Hai Tumhare Sang Shaadi Manane Ko
Pandit Bhi Ready Hum Bhi Ready
Baap Adela Haiadela
Hello Darling Hello Hum Tum Pe Marela Hai
Peeche Mud Ke Dekh Tera Deewana Khadela Hai

Teri kushbu se bharey mail mein udata

Teri Kushbu Se Bharey Mail Mein Udata Kaise
Is Chotey Se Mailbox Ko Samjhata Kaise
Tum Isey Kaho Diwangi Ya Kaho Dard-E-Judai
Sach To Yeh Hai Ke Tum Mails Ke Thru Mere Dil Mein Samayeen
Aaj Meri Hard Disk Bhi Ho Gayi Naraz
Ismein Sirf Teri Mails Hi Bhari Hai Aati Hai Aawaj
Mails Jo Tunne Mujhe Baar Baar Likhey
Kabhi Sirf Ek To Kabhi Hazar Hazar Likhey
Mails Voh Ke Jinhey Maine Pm Ki Nazar Se Bachakar Rakha
Kabhi Is Server To Kabhi Us Server Mein Chupakar Rakha
Teri Khusbu Mein Bassey Mail Aaj Mein Cd Pe Dump Kar Aaya Hoon
Teri Yadoon Ka Back-Up Bhi Bana Laya Hoon

Pait main ek lahar si uthi hai

Pait Main Ek Lahar Si Uthi Hai Abhi
Koi Tazza Hawa‚  Chali Hai Abhi
Shor Barpaan Hai Ghusalkhaana-E-Train Mein
Koi Motorcycle Si Chali Hai Abhi
Kuch To Nazuk Hisaab Hai Apnaa
Aur Kuch Bheed Bhi Nahi Hai Abhi
Soch Ke Ye Jo Humne Ki Himmat
Ek Afraatafrisi Train Mein Machi Hai Abhi
Pait Main Ek Lahar Si Uthi Hai Abhi
Koi Tazza Hawa‚  Chali Hai Abhi
Station Ki Be-Charaag Khuddiyon Mein
Public Tujh Ko Dhoondti Hai Abhi

Aay haseen larki tere honton per yeh

Aay Haseen Larki
Tere Honton Per Yeh Gulabi Lipstick
Tere Nain Katoron Mein Laga Hua Kajal
Aur Isi Kajal Ka Honton Kay Paas Til
Tere Lambay Lambay Jhumkay
Teri Nazuk See Bindiya
Na Jaanay Kitnon Kay Dil Ko Loot Ti Hogi
Per Mujhay Yeh Bilkul Attract Nahin Karti
Kyunki In Mein Say Koi Bhi Cheez
Tumnay Kabhi Bhi
Meri Shop Say Nahin Khareedi

Woh ankhen style uski pyari smile aur

Woh Ankhen‚  Woh Style Uski
Woh Pyari Pyari Smile Uski
Aur Koi Nahi Woh Rock Hai Dosto
Nishita Hai Sabse Badi Fan Jiski
Karta Hai Har Mushkil Ko Mumkin
Aur Kehta Hai If U Smell Wot The Rock Is Cookin

Dekh kar nigah e goli zamane ki aaj than

Dekh Kar Nigah-E-Goli Zamane Ki
Aaj Than Li Hai Humne Nahane Ki
Ae Begum Na Ho Tu Humse Naraz
Aaj Badal Denge Halat Ghuslkahne Ki
Nahate Huye Ho Gyi Baniyan Jo Gili
Dund Rha Hoon Jagah Usse Shukhane Ki
Sukha Liya Humne Apne Gesuoon Ko
Ab Baari Hai Unmein Tel Lagane Ki
Subho Begum Ne Uth Ke Dande Se Pita
Halat Jo Karab Ho Gyi Thi Sirhane Ki

Har chashmish ladki khud ko jassi samajhti

Har Chashmish Ladki Khud Ko Jassi Samajhti Hai
Magar Woh Uski Xerox Copy Bhi Nahin Hai
Jab Kale Kapde Pehanti Hain Khud Ko Vakil Samajhti Hain
Magar Woh Uski Xerox Copy Bhi Nahin Hai
Make-Up Karti Hain To Khud Ko Miss India Samajhti Hain
Magar Woh Uski Xerox Copy Bhi Nahin Hai
Har Padi Likhi Ladki Khud Ko Munna Bhai Mbbs Samajhti Hai
Magar Woh Uski Xerox Copy Bhi Nahin Hai

Ek ddabe de malik kolo gahik eyo

Ek Ddabe De Malik Kolo Ek Gahik Eyo Puchhiya Jaye
Kyon Bai Sajan Eh Das Mainu Daal Ate Phulka Ki Bhaa Aa
Ddabe Wale Otar Dita Vadhiya Khana Saste Bhaa Aa
15 Rupee Da Ek Phulka Daal Mufat Koi Jini Khaye
Eh Sun Dat Ke Beh Gaya Gahak Hun Oh Eda Hukam Chalye
Changa Ta Phir Ek Patila Sirf Daal Hi Deyo Khavaye

Aaj mausam bada baiman hua hai kyuki

Aaj Mausam Bada Baiman Hua Hai
Kyuki Koi Itna Pareshan Hua Hai
Dekh Ker Usko Aaisa Lagta Hai
Jaise Wo Zindigi Se Hairan Hua Hai
Isliye Main‚  Kehta Hu
Yaar Ghar Baith Bahar Mat Nikal Kyuki
Bandariyo Ka Ghar Per Aaram Karna Zaruri Hai
Bahar Docter Ne Jane Se Mana Kiya Hai

Ek roz hum se kahane lagi gulbadan

Ek Roz Hum Se Kahane Lagi Ek Gulbadan
Ainak Se Baandh Rakhi Hai Kyon Aap Ne Rasan
Milta Hai Kya Isi Se Ye Andaaz-E-Fikr-O-Fan
Hum Ne Kaha Ki Aiasa Nahi Hai Janaab-E-Man
Baithe Jahaan Hasin Hon Ek Bazm-E-Aam Mein
Rakhate Hain Hum Nigaah Ko Apani Lagaam Mein
[Gul_badan: “With A Body Like The Rose”, Delicate, Graceful;
Ainak : Glasses
Rasan: Cord
Andaaz-E-Fikr-O-Fan: The Manner (Mode, Style) Of Reflection And Art (Poetry)
Janaab-E-Man: Dear Sir (Here Used For Dear Madam)
Bazm-E-Aam: A Common Gathering]

Jab bhi nazr jaati hai tujhpe main

Jab Bhi Nazr Jaati Hai Tujhpe
Main Teri Or Khicha Chala Jaata Hoon
Kyu Main Tujhe Khud Se Kabhi Alag Nahi Karpata Hoon
Khayal Tera Hi Chipka Rehta Hai Mere Dimaag Se
Kyun Hum Hamesha Tere Saath Hai
Jab Tu Chahe Tere Paas Hai
Na Jaane Zindagi Ka Ye Kaisa Mor Hai
Kya Ye Anyhow Fevicol Ka Zor Hai

Woh muje marke kabra par muskurate huye

Woh Muje Marke Kabra Par
Muskurate Huye Chali Gayi
Zamana Yeh Samjhe Oh Chahati Hai Muje
Isliye Apna Rumal Chhod Gayi
Achanak Ek Laash Ne Haste Huye Pucha
Janab Kya Hal Hai
Kya Tumhe Us Housnwali Ne Mara
Jiski Hasin Chal Hai
Maine Kaha Sahi Farmaya Apne
Wohi Hai Mera Kaatil
Pahchana Asan Hai Uske Gaalo Pe Hai Til
Tab Ek Aur Laash Ne Haste Huye Kaha
Usi Ki Meharbani Se
Ham Sab Kabr Par Pahunch Gaye
Apko Milkar Aaj Is Kabr Mein
Hum 100 Poore Ho Gaye

Kabhi khaansi nazla zukkaam hota hai mohabat

Kabhi Khaansi Kabhi Nazla Kabhi Zukkaam Hota Hai
Mohabat Karnay Waloon Kaa Yehi Anjaam Hota Hai
Ajjab Taqdeer Hai Iski Ajjab Andaaz Hai Iss Kaa
Kah Aashiq Laakh Ho Acha Maggar Badnaam Hota Hai
Kaheen Aisa Na Ho Pit Jaye Gali Main Yaar Ki Ja Kay
Pocket Main Aashiqon Kay China Kaa Balm Hota Hai
Kisi Bhi Bed Kay Neechai Chhup Jaaiga Shohar
Larraaka Bewi Say Pangay Kaa Yeh Anjaam Hota Hai
Aaj Bartan Dho Lo Tum Jhaaro Main Lagga Loonga
Dekho Begum Mujhai Office Main Bhi To Kaam Hota Hai
Kabhi Dekhoon Tera Chehra Kabhi Tum Shaam Ko Aana
Kah Din Main Mujh Ko Jhaaro Pochai Kaa Kaam Hota Hai
Meray Ghar Main Jo Maasi Hai Woh Mujh Ko Cute Kehti Hai
Uskay Haathon Main Jhaaro Aankh Main Peghaam Hota Hai

Ik din fakir sai da gali cho

Ik Din Ik Fakir Sai Da Gali Cho Langya Jave
Kothe Utte Ik Hasina Julfa Payi Sukave
Vekh Vekh Ke Surat Usdi Baba Girhda Pave
Kudrat Ne Kya Chiz Banayi Kadar De Gun Gave
Us Magrur Husina De Dil Vich Khabre Ki Gall Aayi
Kehndi Kharh Ja Kuttya Sadha Apna Khasam Bula Ke Lyai
Khasam Ne Aunde Saar Fakar De Kadh Maariya Latta
Kehnda Tu Meri Tivi Nu Cherhe Bhan Dau Teriya Ankhan
Latta-Lutta Kaha Ke Baba Uthya Mauj Ch Aa Ke
Apne Khasam Nal Gallaa Kardiupperon Birti Laa Ke
Baba Kehnda Sun Oye Khasmasir Mere Deya Saiya
Tad Bohrhega Jad Duniya Ne Fattiya Poch Vkhaiya
Teri Khatartere Naa Te Maar Sohneya Khadhi
Tere Payia Mere Paiya Kad Morhega Bhaji
Bas Aini Gal Di Der Si Maula Aisi Khedh Rachai
Us Tivi Da Khasam Palla Vich Laga Den Duhai
Kehnda Hai Meriya Ankhamenu Kujh Vi Nazar Na Aave
Vekh-Vekh Ke Tivi Usdi Rove Te Kurlave
Pair Farhe Jad Babe De Uhne Ro Ke Bhul Bakshai
Hath Jorh Ke Tauba Kiti Hosh Tikane Aayi
Baba Kehna Sun Mutyare Jo Kariye So Bhariye
Fakra De Gal Pain To Pehla Maullah Kolo Dariye
Ni Tera Khasam Je Banda Kurhiye Sada Khasam Hai Allah
Har Koi Khasma Wali Jisde Muhre Adhdi Palla
Tere Khasam To Jo Sarya Si Usne Kita Bhariya
Mere Khasam Ne Tere Khasam Da Hisab Brabar Kariya
Tere Khasam To Latta Sariyamere Khasam To Ankhan
Ni Mai Tere Val Taka K Mai Yaar Wal Taka
Akh Tere Ute Rakhak Mai Yaar Ute Rakha
Sohneya Nu Vekh K Ta Har Koi Khlovega
Sohne Jo Banaudai Aap Kina Sohna Hovega
Sohne Rang Diye Sun Ni Kurhiye Kariye Na Magruri
Kad Koi Kaido Langa Tere Rait Mila Daye Churi
Sap Sadh Da Bach Ke Rahiye Agga Na Kade Valiye
Hath Jorh Ke Rah Chadh Daiyelangh Jaan De Chaliye
Ni Ik Din Khur Jayengikhandh-Mishri Diye Daliye

Yeh ladke kyun apna waqt barbaad karte

Yeh Ladke Kyun Apna Waqt Barbaad Karte Hain
Zara Samjha Karo Hum Ko Zara Alfaaz Wapis Lo
Ke Sharif Zaade Kahan Kab Aisi Baat Karte Hain
Yeh Jo Aap Karte Hain Woh Kia Khaak Karte Hain?
Mobile De Ke Ladkiyon Ko Inspire Karte Hain
Maa Baap Ke Paison Ka Khana Kharab Karte Hain
Bahut Pur Josh Rehte Hain Bahut Si Baatein Karte Hain
Magar Matlab Ki Baaton Ko Huns Ke Taala Karte Hain
Deen Ki Baaton Ko Khud Pe Na Kabhi Sawar Karte Hain
Aur Kuch Mane Ya Na Mane Girlfriends Hamesha Chaar Rakhte Hain
Nahi Agar Aap Ki Niyat Main Koi Futoor
To Ladkiyon Ke Face Main Kia Talaash Karte Hain?
Kahein Tu Hard Disk Bhar Dun Ain Pe Likh Kar
Chalein Chodein Aaj Hum Ain Ko Maaf Karte Hain

Badla hai maine apna kaamkaaj in dino

Badla Hai Maine Apna Kaamkaaj In Dino
Kya Kar Rahii Hu Rehne Do Yeh Raaj In Dino..
Kal Thi Gareeb Aaj Hu Noton Se Kyu Ladha?
Hai Bas Padosiyon Ko Yahii Kaaj In Dino..
Pehle Safar Mai Karthi Thi Bas Main Nagar-Nagar
Ab Bhar Rahii Jahaaj Main Perwaaz In Dino..
Wo Toh Chunav Taq Ki Rukawat Hai Dosto..,
Ban Jaathi Varna Birla Ya Bajaaj In Dino..
Brown Sugar Na Bechthi Na Hu Sadoriya..
Blackar Nahi Hu Naa Hii Dhokebaaj In Dino..
Shanka Se Poocha Mitron Ne Kya Hai Muaam La,
Dhanwaan Kaise Lag Rahein Kaviraaj In Dino..

Duniyan ko ajab rang dekhati hain ladkiyaan

Duniyan Ko Ajab Rang Dekhati Hain Ladkiyaan
Mardon Ko Hathoon Par Nachati Hain Ladkiyaan
Kapdon Keek Dodh Se Lagti Hai Jaise
Darziyoon Ke Karubaar Chalati Hain Ladkiyaan
Makeup Ke Baghair Yeh Mukamil Nahi Ab To
Chehre Par Aik Chehra Chadhati Hain Ladkiyaan
Kaisi Takreeb Main Phocho Nahi Haal To Ain Ka
Badh Chadh Kar Numaish Karwati Hain Ladkiyaan
Borehyoon Ne Bhi Bana Rakha Hai Aik Ajeeb Tamasha
Baal Kata Kar Yeh Beh Kalati Hain Ladkiyaan
Bhole Se Gar Kaisi Ko Jo Keh Diya Amman
Khandan Ke Tareeh Batati Hain Ladkiyaan
Mil Jain Gar To Yeh Ban Jati Hain Tufaan
Ladkon Ko Bhi Badnaam Karwati Hain Ladkiyaan
Duniya Ke Har Aik Muzoo Par Laiti Hain Batain
Boolne Main Kabh Maar Nahi Khati Hain Ladkiyaan
Dekh Dekh Kar Aik Doosre Ko Hoti Hain Jalious
Tareef Kaisi Ke Nahi Kar Pati Hain Ladkiyaan
Tamanah Yahi Rehti Hai Ke Ho Jain Shadi
Rone Ka Drama Rachati Hain Ladkiyaan
Choti Choti Baton Par Yeh Ho Jati Hain Naraz
Magar Mach Ke Phir Aansu Bahati Hain Ladkiyaan
Acting Karne Main Koi Saani Nahi Ain Ka
Acctron Ko Bhi Choti Karwati Hain Ladkiyaan
Aik Doosre Se Be Banah Kar Rakhti Hain Yeh To
Chughliyoon Par Chughliyaan Lagati Hain Ladkiyaan
Din Raat Suna Kar Masail Ke Woh Barmar
Mardoon Ko Bhi Ganja Banati Hain Ladkiyaan
Lag Jaye Koi Mazloom Gar Ain Ke Haath
Jotoon Se Tawaza Farmati Hain Ladkiyaan
Zar Zan Zameen Ka Jagdah Aazal Se Hai Maujood
Mazloom Ko Bhi Zalim Banati Hain Ladkiyaan
Rishte Dariyoon Ko Bhi Khatam Karwa Dayti Hain Yeh To
Phir Aag Kuch Aise Badkati Hain Ladkiyaan
Aaye Asgher Bahut Nadan Hai Abeh Tu
Nakhoon Cane Chabwati Hain Ladkiyaan

Tu saath hai mere to dil azad

Tu Saath Hai Mere To
Dil Azad Hai Mera
Tu Saath Hai Mere To
Dil Azad Hai Mera
Tu Keh De Apne Baap Se
Yehi Damad Hai Tera

Raat mein teri jaag key hum karvatein

Raat Mein Teri Jaag Jaag Key Hum‚  Karvatein Badaltey Hain
Aap Pehley Machchar Udhatey They Ab Kahan Gayey
Jab Jab Tujhey Dekhon Jaley Yeh Dil Jaley Badan
Teri Shakal Hi Aisi Hai Ke Ghussa Aata Hai
Tum Ko Dekha To Yeh Khyal Aaya
Kya Gadha Bhi Hota Hai Do Paya (With Two Legs)
Tumsey Milkey Dilka Hai Jo Haal Kya Kahein
Bimaar Ho Gaya Hoon‚  Tumsey Milkey

Jan mein chatting feb dating march roz

Jan Mein Chatting Feb Mein Dating
March Mein Roz April Mein Propoz
May Mein Chating Jun Mein Dating
July Mein Missu August Mein Kissu
Sep Mein Agar Oct Mein Magar
Nov Me Left Dec Me Next

Le too liya hai mobile magar call

Le Too Liya Hai Mobile Magar Call Kertey Nahi
Miss Call Detey Hai Rabta Bahal Kertey Nahi
Dosrey Se Rekhtey Hai Phone Kerne Ki Tawakoy
Apne Mobile Se Phone Kerne Ki Majaal Kertey Nai
Aa Jaye Koi Phone Too Suntey Hai Barey Shok Se
Agley Ka Bill Ban Raha Hai Is Ka Khayal Kertey Nai
Agar Bhool Se Kabhi Call Ker Bhi Le
Hello & Bye K Elawa Agla Sawaal Kertey Nahi
Kiya Faida Aisey Mobile Ka Akhir “Dost”
Zaroorat K Waqt Bhi Jiska Istimal Kertey Nahi

Andhe ki biwi ko langdelame ne kiss

Andhe Ki Biwi Ko Langde(Lame) Ne Kiss Kiya
Aur Goonge(Dumb) Ne Dekh Liya
Ab Goonga Andhe Ko Kaise Batayega
Its A Challenge To Your Brain
Reply If U Know The Answer Or Guess The Answer
Dekhte Hain Kon Pehle Btata Hai Socho Socho

Jis din huaa pathaan ke murge kaa

Jis Din Huaa Pathaan Ke Murge Kaa Intaqaal
Daavat Ki Maulavi Ki Tab Aayaa Use Khayaal
Murdaar Murg Ki Hui Mullaah Ko Jab Khabar
Saaraa Badan Sulag Uthaa, Gaalib Huaa Jalaal
Kahane Lage Khilaaoge Mam Gosht?
Tum Ko Nahin Zaraa Bhi Shariyat Ka Kuchh Khayaal
Murdaar Gosht To Shariyat Men Hai Haraam
Jab Tak Na Zibaah Kijiye, Hotaa Nahin Halaal
Fatavaa Jab Apanaa Maulavi Saahab Sunaa Chuke
Jhunjhalaa Ke Khan Ne Kiyaa Tab Un Se Ye Sawaal
Kaisi Hai Aap Ki Ye Shariyat Bataaiye
Bande Ko Kar Diyaa Hai Khudaa Se Bhi Baa-Kamaal
Allaah Jis Ko Maar De, Ho Jaaye Vo Haraam
Bande Ke Haath Jo Mare, Ho Jaaye Vo Halaal

Na ye chemistry hoti mein student hota

Na Ye Chemistry Hoti Na Mein Student Hota
Na Ye Lab Hoti Na Ye Accident Hota
Abhi Practical Mein Aaye Nazar Ek Ladki
Sundar Thi Naak Uski Test Tube Jaisi
Baton Mein Uski Glucose Ki Mithas Thi
Sanson Mein Ester Ki Khushbu Bhi Sath Thi
Aankhon Se Jhalakta Tha Kuch Is Taranh Ka Pyaar
Bin Piye Hi Ho Jata Tha Alcohol Ka Khumar
Benzene Sa Hota Tha Uski Presence Ka Ehsas
Andhere Mein Hota Tha Radium Ka Abhas
Nazrein Mileen, Reaction Hua
Kuch Is Taranh Love Ka Production Hua
Lagne Lage Us Ke Ghar Ke Chakkar Aise
Nucleus Ke Charon Taraf Electron Hon Jaise
Us Din Hamare Test Ka Confirmation Hua
Jab Uske Daddy Se Hamara Introduction Hua
Sun Kar Hamari Baat Woh Aise Uchal Pare
Ignition Tube Mein Jaise Sodium Bharak Uthe
Woh Bole, Hosh Mein Aao, Pahchano Apni Auqat
Iron Mil Nahin Sakta Kabhi Gold Ke Sath
Ye Sun Kar Tuta Hamare Armanon Bhara Beaker
Aur Hum Chup Rahe Benzaldehyde Ka Karwa Ghoont Pi Kar
Ab Us Ki Yaadon Ke Siwa Hamara Kam Chalta Na Tha

Khud ko superman kehta hai lekin kapdon

Khud Ko Superman Kehta Hai
Lekin Kapdon Ke Upar Chaddi Pehta Hai
Naam Uska Chadiman Man Diya Hai
Lekin Ye Baath Maane Se Inkar Karta Hai
Udd Ke Sab Kaam Karonga Kehta Hai
Lekin Kumbakaran Ki Thara Sota Hai
Office Ka Boj Apne Sar Pe Hai Kehta Hai
Self Dabba Khoob Ye Maarta Hai
Lekin Jo Bhi Ho Inka Avtar Mast Hai
Jaise Ye Kool Hai Waise Inka Avtar Hai @ Soheb Jao Top Floor Pe Chad Diya Ab Sambhal Ke Rehna Koi Dhakka Ne De Jayeto Agar De Diya To Udd Ke Dikhao Tab Hum Sachi Muchi Superman Bolayenge‚  Wink‚ ‚  Lol Tum Bhi Kya Yaad Rakoge

Saali ko invite kiya aur ghar pe

Saali Ko Invite Kiya Aur Ghar Pe Aa Gayi Saas
Tum Kahte Ho Chalta Hai Sab Band Karo Bakwaas
Ghar Pe Aa Gai Saasroj Biwi Ko BhadKaati Hai
Naye Naye Hathkande Usko Roj Sikhalati Hai
Halat Aisi Ho Gai Jaise Sher Kha Raha Ghaas
Tum Kahte Ho Chalta Hai Sab Band Karo Bakwass
Sher Kha Raha Ghass Aur Bakri Boti Noche
Nit Nai Nai Shopping Karne Ke Bahane Soche
Do Dino Me Ho Gaya Poori Tankhwah Ka Styanash
Tum Kahte Ho Chalta Hai Sab Band Karo Bakwass
Tankhwaah Gai Shopping Me Aur Mil Tane Pe Tana
Tata Ki Nano Hi Lelo Fenk Do Ye Scooter Purana
Chalan Ka Fir Dar Nahi Baithegi Dono Saath
Tum Kahte Ho Chalta Hai Sab Band Karo Bakwaas
Sasoora Bhi Aa Tapka Ab To Ud Gaye Hosho-Hawas
Tum Kahte Ho Chalta Hai Sab Band Karo Bakwaas

Sohne nain naksh usde vekhan waale bada pasand

Sohne Sohne Nain-Naksh Usde
Vekhan Waale Bada Pasand Karde
Sade Naal Kare Oh Pyar Hass Ke
Eho Jiha Rabba Koi Parband Kar De
Sanu Vi Sohna Bana Rabba
Nahi Taan Sohne Banaane Band Kar De

Har kisi ko apna diwana banaye aapne

Har Kisi Ko Apna Diwana Banaye
Har Kisi Ko Aapne Peche Doraye
Lekin Kabhi Bhi Sath Na Nibhay
Is Zindgi Ka Matlab Hum Kabhi Samajh Na Paye
Na Samajhne Ki Zaroorat Hai Kyuki Hum Bhi Kisi Ke Piche
Or Koi Humare Piche Hai
Kyu Ji‚  Kya Khayal Hai

Bhige hoth tere pyasa dil mera lage

Bhige Hoth Tere Pyasa Dil Mera
Lage Khoon Se Bhara Mujhe Tan Tera
Tu Na Soywe Aaj Main Na Sau Aaj
Tujhe Kantu Aaj Tujhe Chusu Aaj
Kabhi Mere Sath 1 Raat Guzar
Tujhe Subha Tak Main Maru Dank Hazar

Aaj kal hota hai aisa karta har

Aaj Kal Hota Hai Aisa
Karta Hai Har Koi Paisa Paisa
Rota Hai Koi Paise Ke Liye
Hasta Hai Har Koi Paise Ke Liye
Main To Karta Hu Pyar Kisi Or Se
Kyuki Uske Baap Ke Pass Hai Bahut Paisa

Uska u nazarain milna aur sharmana ye

Uska U Nazarain Milna Aur Sharmana
Ye Soch Kar Humne Propose Kar Diya
To Usne Humain Mana Kar Diya
To Hamne Kar Di Unke Ghar Mein Chadhai
Phir Usne Police Mein Humari Rapat Likhai
Police Ne Humari Aisi Maar Lagai Aisi Maar Lagai
Aur Kaha Pyar Ki Kar Li Tumne Kuch Jayda Padhai
Humne Kaha Kya Khak Ki Padhai
Padhai Ki To Supplimenry Aai
Agli Baar Humne Pyar Ki Tution Lagai
To Governoment Ne Exam Hi Cunduct Nahi Karwai
To Humne Khud Hi Number Lagaya
Per Udhar Se Wrong Number Kin Aawaz Aai

Ek din khili dhup mein ullu mujse

Ek Din Khili Dhup Mein
Ek Ullu Mujse Takaraya
Hello How Are U Dear
Keh Kar Muskaraya
Kuch Der Rah Chup
Bade Gum Se Woh Bola
Suna Hai Desh Mein
Tabahi Machi Hui Hai
Marey Insaano Ke Saav Par
Insaano Ki Mara-Maari Lagi Hui Hai
Main Bola O Mere Ullu Bhai
Kalyug Main Unhe Bhai Pukarna Padata Hai
Khabar Khub Rakhtey Ho Jahan Ki
To Yeh Bataiye
Haal Apni Jammaatey Sunaiye
Bolakhub Thik Chal Rahi Hai
Insaano Ki Galitiyon Se Jamat Hamari
Bahut Kuch Sikh Rahi Hai
Insaano Ki Ladai
Nakka Zukkiaur Bewafai Ney
Hamain Nek Ban-Na Sikha Diya Hai
Aab Hum Main Self Pride‚  Ubhar Aaya Hai
Kya Kahen
Hamara Ram-Yug Aa Gaya Hai
Main Bolahow It Is Possible Dear
Kaisey Ban Sakta Hai Kutta Kabhi ‘Bear’
Bola Bhaimere Why Not
Ban- Ne Ko To Saab Kuch Bansakhta Hai
Aapke Pradhamantri To Gadha Bantey
Aur Gadhe Ko Prdhanmantri Bantey
Khud En Aankho Se Dekha Hai
Phir Muskaratey Hue
Gahri Awaaj Main Mujse Bola
Suna Hai Aap Pipeline Engineering Kar Rahe Ho
Budhapey Ke Diye Se
Kya Nahi Roshni Kar Rahe Ho
Main Bun- Naya
Bahut Akaraya
Par Bhala Ullu Se Bhi Kaun Lade
Is Soch Main Chup Raha
Aur Who Bola
Insaan Hoyaad Rakhtey Ho
Isliye Ek Baat Batata Hu
Pehle To Sirf Ullu Kah Kar Bas Kar Laitey Thay
Ab Ullu Ban Kar Kyon Ji-Mar Rahe Ho
Kuch To Raham Karo Hamari Jamat Per
Kyu Ullu Ban Kar Usey Khanan Kar Rahe Ho
Kah Kar Ullu Chal Diya
Main Socha Kaisa Kalyug Aaya Hai
Ullu Bhi Insaano Sey Bilkhaya Hai
Kya Aur Bhi Koi Yug Aayega
Jab Ek Ullu Dusarey Ullu Ko
Insaan Kah Kar Chidhayega

Humko biwi ne dandoon se mara peeth

Humko Biwi Ne Dandoon Se Mara Peeth Pe Nishani Maar Ki
Fod Dala‚  Sir Humara‚  Yeh Pat-Tiya Inaayat Sarkaar Ki
Ungli Todi Chapni Todi Tod Dali Meri Sab Haddiya
Raat Ko Gabra Ke Utha Jab Aayi Yaadein Maar Ki
Gussey Mein Aakar Biwi Ne Zor Se Mara Tappad Mujhey
Suj Ke Ho Gayi Thi Yeh Gaal Humari Lal Si
Sir Mein Mere Gumaad Hua Jab Pda Zor Se Belan Mujhey
Daanth Bhi Mera Toot Hi Gya Jab Hui Chamcho Ki Bochar Si
Naak Se Nikla Khoon Mere Gabra Ke Zameen Pe Gira
Toot Gyi Yeh Klai Meri Ho Gyi Halat Nassar Si
Baal Noch Ke Sir Ko Patka Mara Guusa Ankh Pe
Gal Pe Mere Nakuun Marey Di Nishani Pyaar Ki
Kadchiya Mari Garden Pe Aur Kanno Pe Marey Juttey
Tangey Mari Pet Mein Ki Hunter Ki Barsaat Si
Na Kabhi ‘Ta Umr Naam-E-Nikaah Lena Tu “Humtum”
Warna Teri Bhi Halat Hogi Ik Toti Foti Car Si

Unki yaad mein hum chikan korma kha

Unki Yaad Mein Hum Chikan Korma Kha Rahe The
Unki Yaad Mein Hum‚  2-4 Pack Bhi Laga Rahe The
Ke Usi Same Wo Waha Aa Gayi
Jaha Hum Jashan Mana Rahe The
Ye Dekh Kar Wo‚  Humse Yu Naraz Ho Gayi
Dekhte Dekhte Wo Aag Ho Gayi
Unke Jalne Se Hume Itna Nuksan Hua
Ke Banda Ghar Se Beghar Ho Gaya
Rat Ko Hi Unhone Hume Ghar Se Nikal Diya
Ab To Bus Yahi Kah Sakte Hai
Ae Bhai Koi Hai Jo Ghar Mein Rakhe Mujhe

Begum ko jo hara sake shohar mein

Begum Ko Jo Hara Sake Shohar Mein Dum Nahi
Paas Hai Uske Belan Aur Bartaan Bhi Kum Nahi
Kassie Karega Mukabala Uss Nagin Se Nalyaak
Use Aate Hai Fareb Sabhi Tere Paas Koi Fun Nahi
Jisne Bhi Uthaya Usko Samjho Apni Jaan Se Gaya
Chupi Hoti Hai Gunghat Mein Dayain Dulhan Nahi
Adataan Jab Ho Jati Hai Rang-E-Surk Uski Ankhein
Goya Ke Dafataan Ruk Jati Hai Bas Dhadkan Wahi
Haal Jo Phuche Koi Apna To Sir Jukha Kar Kehte Hai
Hai Bas Zindgi Mein Gum-E-Begum Aur Gum Nahi
Purane Din Hawa Huye Ab To Yeh Farman Hai Humtum
Jo Sir Na Food De Apne Shohar Ka Woh Begum Nahi

Maine kaha waqt se main bhi tere

Maine Kaha Waqt Se
Main Bhi Tere Saath Chaloon
Maine Kaha Waqt Se
Main Bhi Tere Saath Chaloon
Magar Woh Aage Badh Gaya
Aur Main Apni Chappal Dhoondhti Reh Gayi

Jo dekhi thi humne shadi se pehle

Jo Dekhi Thi Humne Shadi Se Pehle
Woh Tadbeer Kitni Haseen Thi
Mera Humsafar Hoga Lakho Me
Yeh Khayale Takdeer Kitni Haseen Thi
Dulhan Ne Jo Dhoya Apna Muh
Hum Dar Gaye Tuta Har Khwab
Kal Raat Jo Gunghat Me Dekhi Thi
Woh Tasweer Kitni Haseen Thi
Tang Kapdo Ka Dosh Nahi Unhe
To Dheele Bhi Tang Ab Hote Hain
Jo Banayee Thi Humne Apni Ghazlo Me
Who Tameer Kitni Haseen Thi
Main Ranjha Banuga Unka Woh Dil
Tham Ke Sunege Ghayel Ki Shayri
Lafz Kapte Hain Kaise Likhu Begum
Mere Khwabo Ki Heer Tumse Ziyada Haseen Thi

Ek baat kehni thi maine apse oh

Ek Baat Kehni Thi Maine Apse Oh Bidu
Dua Hai Ke Jaldi Hi Mile Apko Ek Joru
Hojayenge Phir Jaldi Hi 10-10 Bache
Aur Aap Baith Kar Aram Se Bajayenge Damru
Biwi Ki Shopping Aur Bacho Ka Rona Roz Roz
Dono Hi Kar Denge Apko Itna Bequabu
Subhe Jab Hojayegi Pure Ghar Ki Safai
To Kitchen Me Aap Chalayenge Sabziyon Pe Chaku
Umar Beet Jayegi Apki Yeh Sochte Sochte
Ke Bola Na Hota Maine Kabhi Isko Kabhi Ilu Ilu
Kosenge Mujhe Aur Man Me Roz Pochenge Ek Sawal
Ke Yeh Kaisi Dua Di Hai Tumne Mujhe Oh Meenu

Jab se tujhe dekha hai nahi samajh

Jab Se Tujhe Dekha Hai
Nahi Samajh Aati Koi Baat
Tujhe Dekhta Hu Khawabo Mein
Har Din Har Rat
Teri Wajah Se Hum Ho Gaye Hai Barbad Kyuki
Kyuki Aata Hai Tera B/f Bhi Tere Saath

Aik dafa woh yaad he tum ko

Aik Dafa Woh Yaad He Tum Ko
Bin Bati Ke Jab Chalan Hwa Tha
Hum Ne Kesi Bhoke Piase Becharoon Ki Si Acting Ki Thi
Hwaldar Ne Ulta Athni De Ke Bhij Dia Tha
Aik Chevni Meri Thi Woh Loutaa Du
Petjhher He Petjhher Main Kuchh Patoon Ke Girne Aahat
Kanoon Main Ek Bar Pehn Ker Lout Aaii Thii
Petjhher Ke Woh Fasane Abi Tak Kanp Rahe Hain
Aik Se Soolah Chand Ki Raatin Aik Tere Kandhhe Ka Til
Mehktii Mahndi Ki Khushboo Jhoot Moothh Ke Wade Bhi
Sub Bijhwa Du
Aik Ek Chhtrii Main Jab Aadhhe Aadhhe Bhijh Rahe The
Aadhhe Sokhhe Aadhhe Gele Sokhha Tu Main Le Aaii Thii
Gela Maan Shaid Bister Ke Pass Pera Hu Woh Bhijh Wa Du
Mera Woh Saman Loutaa Du

Aap logo ne mahabharat to dekha hi

Aap Logo Ne Mahabharat To Dekha Hi Hoga
Aur Usme Dekha Hoga Ki Kans Kitni Koshish
Karta Hai Apne Aap Ko Bachane Ki But Shei Krishan Ji
Fir Bhi Janam Le Lete Hain Aur Kans Ko Maar Dete Hain
To Question Yeh Uthta Hai Ki
Q. Jab Kans Ko Pata Tha Ki Kunti Aur Vasudev Ka 7th Son
Unhe Maarne Waala Hai To Kans Ne Kunti Aur Vasudev Ko
Ek Hi Jail Mein Kyon Rakha? Alag-Alag Kyon Nahi Band Kiya

Bandar se pyar hai aap ko kya

Bandar Se Pyar Hai Aap Ko
Bandar Se Pyar Hai Aap Ko
Kya Khushnaseeb Hai Woh Bandar
Uski Bandariyan Bhi Usse Itna Pyar Na Karti Hogi
To Mere Pyare Bandar-Lovers Ladai Idhar Hi Rok Do
Chaein Se Jiyo Aur Jine Do
Ek Hi Topic Ko Itna Na Kheenco
Ki Woh Topic Bandar Ke Bhi Out Of Range Nikal Jaye
Choti Choti Baton Pe Taunt Mat Maro
Ladkiyon Ki Aadat Hai Chidhane Ki Aur Dusron Par Hasne Ki
Inki Baaton Ko Itna Seriously Naa Lo
Inko Pyar Ke Jaal Mein Phasaon
Tab Dekhoge Ki Aapke Liye
Woh Bandariyan Tak Banne Ke Liye Taiyar Ho Jayegi

Chandni rat thi mausaum bada shuhana tha

Chandni Rat Thi Mausaum Bada Shuhana Tha
Mehbuba Ke Ghar Jane Ka Yeh Hi Ek Bahana Tha
Pichley Darwaje Se Anna Yeh Unka Bayana Tha
Kategi Rat Chandni Mai Dil Ka Yeh Fasana Tha
Ghus Gaya Bina Daikhey Ghar Mai Dil Jo Deewana Tha
Mil Gaye Kamre Mai Abba Uske Na Suja Koi Bahana Tha
Mar Kha Ke Gaye Mila Ab Ghar Ko Wapis Jana Tha
Na Dua Na Salam Mila Dekho Kaisa Yeh Afsana Tha
Chori Chori Milne Ka Maja Kuch Yeh Purana Tha

Uff in ladkiyon key nakhre banatey hain

Uff In Ladkiyon Key Nakhre
Banatey Hain Ladko Ko Bakre
Uff In Ladkiyon Ke Nakhre
Kabhi To Koi Ladka Inko Parkhe
Uff In Ladkiyon Ke Nakhre
Naa Janey Kahan Se Aa Jati Hain Firke
Uff In Ladkiyon Ke Nakhre
Kya Milta Hai Inko Yeh Sab Kerke
Uff Khuda Bachaye Aisi Ladkiyon Sey
Jinko Kerney Aatey Hai Aise Nakhre Uff Ladkiyon Ke Ye Nakhrey

Kabhi kabhi lagta hai yun hi bewajah si

Kabhi-Kabhi Lagta Hai Yun Hi Bewajah Si Beet Rahi Hai Zindagi
Jaise Ek Hi Dhuri Ek Hi Samye Ke Pahiye Par Bina Raftar Si Beh Rahi Hai Zindagi
Har Mahine Ki Pehli Tarikh Aate Hi Tum Kehte Ho
Jo Samaan Lana Hai Usko List Bana Do
Kaun Si Daal Kitne Chawal Aur Kitna Aata Lana Hai Yeh Bata Do
Kis Ki Is Mahine Kya Jarurt Hai Yeh Bhi Batla Do
Bas Isi Tarah Mahine Dar Mahine Beet Rahi Hai Zindagi
In Sab Se Yeh Gher Toh Bhara Bhara Lagta Hai
Par Na Jane Kyu Koi Man Ka Kona Reeta Sa Lagta Hai
Aao Is Baar Kuch Nayi Si List Banaye
Is Nayi List Ke Saaman Se Apni Uljhati Si Zindagi Ko Kuch Sulajaye
Is Nayi List Ke Saaman Mein Sabse Pehle‚  Ek Tukda Aasman Ka Lana
Jis Mein Ham Fir Se Dur Dur Tak Pyar Ki Ek Nayi Udaan Bhar Sake
Lana Ek Dhup Ka Tukda
Jiski Garmi Se Ham Dono Apni Thandi Hoti‚  Bhawanao‚  Ko Garma Sake
Ek Tukda Tazzi Hawa Ka Bhi Lana
Jis Se Ham Apni Pradusheet Hoti Saanso Ko Fir Se Mehka Sake
Aur Suno Ho Sake Toh Thode Se Rang Indra-Dhanush Ke Le Aana
Jis Se Ham Apni Badrang Hoti Zindagi Ko Naye Rang De Sake
Janti Hun Tum Kahoge Ki In Sab Cheego Se Ghar Nahi Chalta
Aasman Ka Tukda Tan Nahi Dhakata
Dhup Ki Garmi Se Pat Nahi Bharta
Aur Tazi Hawa Woh Kaha Ab Milti Hai?
Indra-Dhanush Ke Rang Bhi Ab Dikhate Hai Kam
Par Dekho Koshish Karke Ek Baar Toh Yeh Sab Jarur Lana
Taki Bewajah Ubati‚  Ek Hi Dhuri Par Ghumati Is Zindagi Ko
Fir Se Ek Naya Rang Ek Madhur Sangeet Ki Laye De Sake

Tumne mujhe itni berahemi se pitaa sin

Tumne Mujhe Itni Berahemi Se Pitaa
Tumne Mujhe Itni Berahemi Se Pitaa
Sin Theta Upon Cos Theta‚  Tan Theta
Tuney Pyaar Mein Chori Kiya Mera Man
Tuney Pyar Mein Chori Kiya Mera Man
Sin^2 Theta + Cos^2 Theta‚  1

Bhaiya bhole ram kuware pahunche hanu mandir

Bhaiya Bhole Ram Kuware
Pahunche Hanu Mandir Ke Dware
Haath Jod Bole Bhagwan
Mera Ek Kasht Mita Do
Bahut Dino Se Bhatak Raha Hoo
Ab To Mera Byah Kara Do
Vinti Us Kuware Ki Sunkar
Tab Bole Hanuman
Do Pede Prashad Ke Badle
Itna Bada Ashirwad Chahiye
Thodi Si Seva Ke Badle
Jeevan Ka Vardan Chahiye
Are Murkh Tu Kya Nahi Jaanta
Main Hoo Shri Ram Ka Pyara
Gada Utha Kar Ran Main Kuda
Jab Jab Unka Hua Ishara
Sita Maa Ko Khoj Nikala
Lanka Main Jaa Aag Laga Di
Seva Main Ye Umar Khapa Di
Phir Bhi Na Hui Ye Shadi
Are Murkh Tujhe Kaise Main Samjhau
Pahle Meri Ho Jaane De Fir Teri Karwau

Apni mahboba say milnay ka bara shoq

Apni Mahboba Say Milnay Ka Bara Shoq Tha Mujh Ko
Usay Qarib Say Dakhnay Ka Bara Zoq Tha Mujh Ko
Laikain Jab Wo Samany Meray Ati Thi
Tab Wo Hosh Meray Urati Thi
Likh Diya Ik Din Khat Us Ko Sabar Kar Kay
Dil Par Jabar Kar Kay, Irmanon Ki Qabar Kar Kay
Bholi Bhali Samaj Saki Na Meray Piyar Ko
Aur Wo Khat Day Diya Apnay Bhai Dildar Ko
Ghusay Kay Dirya Ki Lambi Faug Main Nay Ati Daykhi
Dildar Kay Pichay Us Kay Bhaion Ki Faug Ati Daykhi
Anay Walon Main Jabar Tha Gafar Tha Badar Tha
Par Un Ka Sardar Us Ka Bhai Dildar Tha
Atay Hi Us Nay Bulaya Mujh Ko Wo Khat Nikal Kar Dikhay Mujh Ko
Kaha Us Nay Ya Surat Hay Teray Piyar Ki
Oay Tujay Pata Nahin Wo Bahan Hay Dildar Ki
Kaha Us Nay Idhir To Meray Yaar Aao Na
Kuch Na Ho Ga Aysay Hi Ghabrao Na
Aysi Batain Kar Kay Us Nay Mujh Ko Bhatka Dia
Pahlay Rasi Say Banhda Phar Chat Say Latka Diya
Us Kay Hath Main Danda Tha Us Ki Bahan Kay Hath Main Haki Thi
Nikal Gai Piyar Ki Umeed Jo Mujh Main Baki Thi
Un Kay Marnay Say Jasum Say Kai Saz Nikal Rahay Thay
Phar To Mun Say Aglay Pichlay Raz Nikal Rahay Thay
Kaha Us Nay Ainda Aysi Harkat Na Karna Yaar Meray
Meray Haton Baymot Na Marna Yaar Meray
Ab Jub Bhi Wo Samnay Meray Ati Hay Meri Ankh Bhar Ati Hay
Meri Aankon Say Ansoo Bahnay Lagtay Hain
Aur Meray Zakham Us Say Kahnay Lagtay Hain
Khabhi Hum Main Tum Main Bhi Qarar Tha Tumhain Yaad Ho Kay Na Yaad Ho
Kitna Mahnga Hamara Piyar Tha Tumhain Yaad Hao Kay Na Yaad Ho
Kitna Haseen Wo Manzar Yaadgar Tha Tumhain Yaad Hao Kay Na Yaad Ho
Jis Main Latka Hua Ya Khaksar Tha Tumhain Yaad Hao Kay Na Yaad Ho
Nichay Para Hua Is Badard Ka
Jism Bimar Tha Tumhain Yaad Hao Kay Na Yaad Ho
Jis Par Chara Hua Tumhara Bhai Dildar Tha
Tumhain Yaad Hao Kay Na Yaad Ho

Dur se dekha to kuch dikha nahi

Dur Se Dekha To Kuch Dikha Nahi
Dur Se Dekhaaa To Kuchh Dikha Nahi
Paas Jake Dekhaa To Kuchh Tha Hi Nahi
Dur Se Dekha To Patthhar Dikhta Tha
Dur Se Dekha To Patthharr Dikhtaa Thaa
Paas Jake Dekha To Suchmuch Patthhar Hi Thaa
Dur Se Dekha To Paani Baras Raha Tha
Dur Se Dekha To Paani Baras Raha Tha
Paas Gaya To Bheeg Gaya Dur Se Dekha To Sher Tha
Dur Se Dekha To Sher Tha Is Liye Paas Gaya Hi Nahi

Duniya mein aaye ho to aisa kaam

Duniya Mein Aaye Ho To Aisa Kaam Kar
Ke Jaao Meherbann
Duniya Mein Aaye Ho To Aisa Kaam Kar
Ke Jaao Meherbann
Ki Jis Gali Se Niklo
Bachein Bole “Abba Jaan Abba Jaan

Ek bhola sa chehra daga de gaya

Ek Bhola Sa Chehra Daga De Gaya,
Pyar Hi To Kiya Thaa Gunaah To Nahi,
Phir Kis Bat Ki Saja De Gaya.
Dil Hi To Diya Thaa, Jehar To Nahi
Jataya Thaa Pyar, Dhaya Kaher To Nahi
Ye Pyar Hi Hamko Dhagya Le Gaya
Ek Bhola Sa Chehra Daga De Gaya
Apne Hi Gair Hai Jana Hai
Saye Ko Hi Hamse Bair Hai Pahechana Nhai
Ye Saya Hi Hamko Saja De Gaya.
Ek Bhola Sa Chehra Daga De Gaya.

Kal kiya tha unone karva chouth din

Kal Kiya Tha Unone Karva Chouth
Din Bhar Di Bhukhe Marne Ki Dhouns
Per Mooh Barabar Chal Raha Tha
Kabhi Chai Kabhi Fal Kabhi Sonf
Bhagwan Ka Nahi To Na Sahi ‘Kaafir’
Wo Badhte Wajan Ka To Karen Khauf

Kal agar main mar bhi jau a

Kal Agar Main Mar Bhi Jau
A Dost Mere Marne Ka Gum Na Karna
Aansoon Bhi Na Bahana
Meri Arthi Bhi Mat Uthana
Sidhe Upar Chale Aana
Dono Aish Karenge

Dosto ye maine likha hai mumbai ke

Dosto Ye Maine Likha Hai Mumbai Ke Liye
Shayed Mumbai Isi Trah Hai Ya Shayed Main Galat Hu
Ye Shahar Hai Patharon Ka Har Bashar Pathar Yahan
Dhadkane Hai Patharon Si Dil Jigar Pathar Yahan
Patharon Se Inke Waide Patharon Sa Pyar Hai
Patharon Ke Shahar Me Har Nazar Pathar Yahan
Khaak Pahchanega Koi Hum Jaise Ghum Gusaar Ko
Ugalta Har Baat Me Hai Jahar Har Pathar Yahan
Mujh Si Pyaasi Kitni Ruhe Bhatakti Hai Har Taraf
Ban Gayi Sagar Ki Dekho Har Lahar Pathar Yahan
Khanakte Ghungru Ki Aawaze To Aati Hai Raat Din
Par Hai Lagta Ki Baraste Har Pahar Pathar Yahan
Shaam Ki Taarikiyon Me Duba Hai Apna Sukhan
Ban Gayi Apne Liye To Har Sahar Pathar Yahan
Kaun Jaane Ga Mere Nagmo Se Uthte Dard Ko
So Raha Hai Neend Me Har Be Khabar Pathar Yahan
Chal Kahin Ai ‘Sam’ Chal Tu Door Kahi Is Shahar Se
Ban Gaya Apne Liye To Har Shahar Pathar Yahan
Waise Itna Bura Bhi Nahi Hai Mumbai
Main Ne To Bus Yu Hi Likha Hai

Aasman mein udna chahta hu dar lagta

Aasman Mein Udna Chahta Hu
Dar Lagta Hai Unchaion Se
Samundar Mein Tairna Chahta Hu
Dar Lagta Hai Gehraiyon Se
Dil Ki Baat Bolna Chahta Hu
Dar Lagta Hai Teri Bhaiya Se

Jab kutte ki maut aati hai tab

Jab Kutte Ki Maut Aati Hai
Jab Kutte Ki Maut Aati Hai
Jab Kutte Ki Maut Aati Hai
Jab Kutte Ki Maut Aati Hai
Jab Kutte Ki Maut Aati Hai
Jab Kutte Ki Maut Aati Hai
Jab Kutte Ki Maut Aati Hai
Tab Kutta Mar Jata Hi

Kar chale hum luta ye watan saathiyon

Kar Chale Hum Luta Ye Watan Saathiyon
Ab Humare Hawale Iska Dhan Sathiyon
Kar Chale Hum Luta Ye Watan Saathiyon
Election Ke Mausam Baohot Hain Magar
Ticket Milne Ki Rut Roz Aati Nahin
Maal Khaya Zameene Harhpeen Ruswa Hue To Hue
Tijori Aise Hi To Koi Bharti Nahi
Aaj Janta Ke Bane Hum Bhagwan Sathiyon
Ab Humare Hawale Iska Dhan Sathiyon
Kar Chale Hum Luta Ye Watan Saathiyon
Kheench Lo Khoon Janta Bana Do Unko Faqeer
Awaaz Uthane Na Paaye Humare Khilaaf Koi
Barhao Hath Milke Apne Daaman Pe Unke
Chaahe Ho Seeta Ya Draupadi Koi
Dushshaasan Hum Hum Hi Raavan Saathiyon
Ab Humare Hawale Iska Dhan Sathiyon
Kar Chale Hum Luta Ye Watan Saathiyon
Ab Humare Hawale Iska Dhan Sathiyon

Ek cheenti hoti hai uske paas 3

Ek Cheenti Hoti Hai..
Uske Paas 3 Daane Gehu Ke Hote Hein..
Ek Din Woh Teen Celebrities Se Milti Hai..
Aamir Khan..
Shah Rukh Khan..
Salman Khan..
Teeno Ke Autograph Woh Ek Ek Daane Par Le Leti..
Call It.. Khan A.. Khan B.. Khan C
Par Ghar Jaa Kar Jab Woh Dekhti Hai..
To Sirf Ek Autograph Hota Hai Sabhi Par..
Kyun??
Kyunki..
Daane Daane Par Likha Hai..
Khan A Waale Ka Naam???.;->

Dost tum sab se pyaare ho lagte

Dost‚  Tum Sab Se Pyaare Ho
Lagte Tum Sab Se Lajawab Ho
Haan Tum Bahut Niraale Ho
Meri Is Upar Likhe Lafz
Padh Kar Itna Mat Khush Ho
Ye Maine Kisi Aur Ke Liye
Likha Padh Tum Rahe Ho

Dil main he mere dard e bhutto dard e bhutto

Dil Main He Mere Dard-E-Bhutto
-ŗ Dard-E-Bhutto-
-ŗ Dard-E-Bhutto-
Wo Hasina Wo Nilam Pari,,
Hui Thi Wo Election Main Khari,,
Na Jane Kahan Se Goli Chal Pari,,
Hamare Lia Ho Gayi Mushkil Khari,,
Dil Main Hay Mere
-Å—- Dard-E-Bhutto-”
-Å—- Dard-E-Bhutto-”
Ha Koi Muqabla Karne Wala

Sasural ki khatirdari se hum bade impressed

Sasural Ki Khatirdari Se Hum Bade Impressed The
Pahli Baar Sasural Gaye Thode Bahoot Depressed The
Jaate Hi Nashte Me Kai Mithai Aai
Namkeen Saath Me Cold Drink Bhi Saath Aai
Fir Maan Aur Samman Ki To Baat Na Karo
Khaane Me Teen Sabzi Roti Rumali Aai
Achaar Bhi Kai The Meethe Me Ras Malai
Desi Ghee Ki Daal Basmati The Rice
Khatirdaari Ne Humpe Asar Aisa Dikha Diya
Do Din Ko Aaye The Aur Hafta Bita Diya
Dabi Zaban Me Hume Saasu Bhi Puche Jaaye
Kya Jamai Ji Ne Return Ticket Cancel Kara Diya
Agle Hi Roj Se Menu Tabdeel Tha Naya Tha
Nashte Me Mithai Ka Ek Katara Tak Nahi Tha
Khaane Me Bhi Rakhi Thi Ek Hi Tarkaari
Daal Bhi Humne Bina Desi Ghee Ke Hi Sweekaari
Agle Hafte Me Doston Kuch Aisa Bana Sama
Saasu Ne Sounpi List Aur Ek Jhola Diya Thama
Dhote Hue Tarkaari Hume Laaja Badi Hi Aai
Kaisa Ye Sasural Miyan Aur Kaise Hum Jawai
Pahle Khana Lagakar Hume Bulaya Jata Tha
Ab Khud Kahte The Kai Baar Fir Khana Aata Tha
Dinner Ke Liye Kaha Aur Biwi Ka Jawab Lo
Rakha Hai Rasoi Me Khud Hi Nikaal Lo
Tis Par Bhi Jab Date Rahe Hum Apne Sasural Me
Khane Ke Is Jawab Ne To Khalbali Macha Di Kapal Me
Gas Hai Aata Hai Tarkaari Rakhi Wahin Hai
Khud Hi Bana Lo Damad Ji Aaj Tabiyat Thik Nahi Hai
Kahani Ab Bhi Poori Khatm Nahi Hai Bhai
Aajkal “Nathulal Ji” Bane Bithe Hain Gharjamai

Bachiyon k chakker me larke jate lutt

Bachiyon K Chakker Me Larke Jate Lutt,
Or Khatey Hain Un K Bhaiyon Se Wo Kutt-Â…
Iss Waja Se Larke Larkiyon Ko Chor Detay Hain,
Moqa Mil Tey Hi Un K Bhaiyon Ko Phor Dete Hain..
Na Kare Makeup To Un Se Banda Dar Jata Hay,
Karti Hain Itna Makeup K Weight Barh Jata Hay.

Dil mein basa rakha hai tumko maine

Dil Mein‚  Basa Rakha Hai Tumko Maine Is Tarah
Jaise Rehata Hai Pajama Jis Tarah
Meri Aakho Pe Laga Chasma Ho
Meri‚  Kano Mein Lagi Mashine Ho
Mujhe Nahi Pata Tha Ke Tum Itni Haseen Ho
Ke Main Dekh Raha Tumhe Ya Kisi Bhoot Ko
Iska Mujhe Kaise Yakin Ho

Dushman dushman kahe ke dushman liyo banayi aisa

Dushman-Dushman Kahe Ke, Dushman Liyo Banayi,
Aisa Dushman Ban Gayo, Dost Bane Ab Naahi
Dost Bane Ab Naahi, Gale Ka Ban Gayo Fundha
De Ve Gardun(Neck) Kaati, Mile Dushman Ka Ju Bandha,
Kahe ‘Harash’ Samujhaye, Mile Hain Kam Hi Sajjan
Bana Ke Achhay Dost, Kabhoon Samjhona Dushman

Aye circuit jara band baaje wale ko

Aye Circuit Jara Band Baaje Wale Ko Bula
Zor Se Zabardasti Sedulhan Ke Baap Ko Utha Ke Laa
Karni Hai Shaadi Heroine Banegi Apun Ki Wife
Settle Karni Hai Jindgi Bole To Mast Ho Jaayegi Life
Jab Aayegi Dulhan Accha Khaana Pakaayegi
Circuit Bola Bhai Jaan Par Mina Dhabewali Naraz Ho Jayegi
Biwi Badi Pyaari Bole To Bikul Bachhi
Phir Na Jaane Kyun Lagti Hai Baju Wali Acchi
Kuch Saal Guzrege Sasuraa Saala Ash Karega
Anna, Pakiyaa Ko Chod Ke Sala Apun Apni Wife Se Ladegaa
Wife Jab Zyaada Natak Dikhaayegi Doonga Kaan Ke Niche
Biwi Tujhe Pata Nahi Abhi Bhi Jaya, Shaalu, Hai Mere Piche
Bankas Nahi Zyaada,Cricket Team Ki Amma Tujhe Banaaogaaa
Ek Ko Salaa Laden To Dusre Ko Daud Banaaooga
Interpole Ki Police Meri Beti Ka Pichaa Karegi
Lady Don Banke Duniyaa Me‚  Naam Roshan Mera Karegi
Aye Circuit Dekh Dekh Aaj Bhi Apni Wife Maal Lagti Hai
Powder Lipstic Lagaane Ke Baad To Budhi Bhi Kamaal Dikhti Hai
Aaj Bhi Apun Us Bhayanak Ghadi Ko Yaad Kartaa Hai
Jab Bhi Apun Apni Marraige Ka Certificate Dekhta Hai
Saari Umra Beet Gayii Saala Ek Jawaab Dhoodne Me
Expiry Date Kidhar Hota Hai Sala Marriage Certificate Me
Koi Bataaoo Mujhe Is Chudael Se Bachaao Mujhe
Aye Nahi Banaa Mujhe Kisika Pati Munaabahi Phir Se Banaao Mujhe
–Aashique

Na maa ke pyaar se daddy maar

Na Maa Ke Pyaar Se Na Daddy Ke Maar Se,
Na Doston Ki Fatkaar Se,
Na Ladki Ki Inkaar Se….
Aur Na Hi Chapplon Ki Bauchar Se
Tujh Jaise Aashiq Sudhrenge To,
Rakhi Ke Hathiyaar Se

Hawaon ne rukh hai badla chehron

Hawaon Ne Rukh Hai Badla ,
Chehron Pe Udasi Chaayi Hai
Kahan Pehle Parties,
Masti Aur Haath Me Pepsi Thi,
Ab Bas Xeroxed Notes,
Sukhe Biscuit Aur Ye Padhai Hai..

Career songs the 8 stages when

Career Songs – The 8 Stages
When In College :
Hum Honge Kaamiyaab,
Hum Honge Kaam Iyaab Ek Din.
When Giving Interview
To Multi National Company :
Tu Hi Re.Too Hi Re.
Tere Binaaa Main Kaise Jiyunn.
Waiting For Interview Result :
Intehaa Ho Gai Intzaarki.
Aayinaaa Kuch Khabar Mere Yaarki.
Just Joined :
Tu Chiz Badi Hai Mast Mast.
After Some Time :
Ye Kahaan Aa Gaye Hum??
After Some More Time :
Naa Koyi Umang Hai,
Naa Koyi Tarang Hai,
Meri Jindagi Ek Kati Patang Hai
Floating The Resume :
Kabootar Ja Ja Ja.
Kabootar Ja Ja Ja.
Pehele Pyar Ki Peheli Chitthi.
Finally When You Don’t
Get A Better Offer Any Longer :
Jeena Yehaan, Marna Yehaan Iske Siwa Jaana Kahaa.!

Gharwala mainu ik din pub ch lai

Gharwala Mainu Ik Din Pub Ch Lai Gya
Botal Pa Ke Dabe Ch Lai Gya
Order Dita Bhuni Machi
Bottal Kadh Ke Mej Te Rakhi
Waiter Kehnda “I Am Sorry About
Outsider Is Not Allowed”
Chaki Botal Muh Nu Laa Layi
Khaali Kar Ke Sutte Pa Layi
This Is Insider In My Dear Gora
Ki Vehna Hai Doura-Bhoura
Hoi Shrabi Ghare Lyandi Pattidev Di Swari
Vilaytan Ho Gayi Ve Tereya Dukha Di Maari

Jab tumhara janam hua tum ro rahe

Jab Tumhara Janam Hua Tum Ro Rahe The……
Or Sabhi Tumhe Dekhkar Muskurate The….
Jiyo To Aise Ki Jab Tumhare Marte Waqt
Ek Sirf Tum Hii Muskurate Hue Nazar Aaye
Or Sabhi Tumhein Dekhar Roye….

Jabse beghum ne mujhe murga bana rakha

Jabse Beghum Ne Mujhe Murga Bana Rakha Hai
Main Ne Nazro Ki Trah Sir Bhi Jhuka Rakha Hai
Bartano Aaj Mere Sir Pe Baraste Kyun Ho
Main Ne Tum Ko To Humesha Dhula Rakha Hai
Pahle Belan Ne Banaya Mere Sirpe Gomed
Aur Ab Chimte Ne Mera Gaal Suja Rakha Hai
Sare Kapde To Jala Daale Hai Beghum Ne
Tan Chupane Ko Baniyaan Phata Rakha Hai
Wohi Dunya Me Mukaddar Ka Sikander Yaha Tahra
Jis Ne Khud Ko Abhi Shadi Se Bacha Rakha Hai
Pija Is Maar Ki Talkhi Ko Bhi Huns Ker ‘Samnoj’
Maar Khane Me Bhi Kudrat Ka Maza Rakha Hai

Baat unki har ek niraali hai mu

Baat Unki Har Ek Niraali Hai
Mu Po Ek Se Ek Nangee Gaali Hai
Sher Ke Jaise Mu Pe Muchian Hai
Chaal Dekhe To Dheele Dhaale Hai
Piile Ke Jab Bhi Ghar Ko Aate Hain
Alda Alda Ko Geetan Gaate Hai
Saamne Jo Bhi Inke Aata Hai
Uska Baaja Unu Bajaate Hai
Itna Uncha Muqaam Hai Inka
Saare Thaano Mein Naam Hai Inka

Examz ka agaya hai zamana lo phir

Examz Ka Agaya Hai Zamana
Lo Phir Se Paray Ga Drama Rachana
Woh Jab Bhi Ammi Abba Ka Kamray Mein Ana
Yohi Kitaboon Ka Khool Ker Baith Jana
Woh Jab Bhi Dostoon Say Cell Per Der Tak Gapain Larana
Ammi K Poochnay Per Topic Ko Samajnay Ka Bahana Banana
Woh Sara Din Aram Say Kamray Main Rahna
Kise K Kaam Say Bolanay Per Pernay Ka Dikhawa Diykhana
Woh Jab Bhee Ammi Ka Pernay Ko Kheyna
Phir Khud Hee Kitaboon Ka Chopana
Aur U Heen Parayshan Hojana
Ammi Ka Parayshan Daykh Ker Muj Ko Piyaar Kerna
Phir Dil Hee Dil Main Mera Muskarana
Yah Sooch Ker K Kia Khoob Hay Gur Waloon Ko Fool Banana
Woh Jab Bhee U Heen Per Ker Thaknay Ka Eiysaas Dilana
Phur Ammi Ka Cake Aur Payistririyaan Khalana
Uff Kia Khoob Tha Woh Zamana
Ghar Waloon Ka Woh Naz Nakhray Uthna
Tention Say Bp Low Honay Ka Bahana Kerna
Woh Jab Bhee Imtiyaano Ka Socch Ker Kitabain Uthana
Daar Ker Khood Hee Ankhoon Ka Band Hojana
Yah Sooch Ker K Koun Parayga Yah Eleem Ka Khazana
Is Say Tu Behtar Hai Soheejana
Lakin Waqt Ko Tu Tha He Guzarjana
Aik Din Tu Ana Hee Tha Result Ka Perwana
Muj Ko Tu Tha Hee Average Marks Mein Pass Hojana
Yah Sooch Ker Tu Muj Ko Tha He Durjana
Ke Ammi Abba Nay Tu Hay Hee Poochna
Ke Yah Kia Karnama Baitay Tum Nay Hay Mara
Aub Agay Say Tu Tha Hee Muj Ko Soona
Lo Bachay Aub Tum Taiyaar Hojaoo
Q Ke Shamat Tumarai Ka Agaiya Hay Zamana
Woh Jab Bhyintaha Maar Khana
Raat Ko Na Dard Say Sopana
Phur Dil Say Aik Hee Awaz Ka Ana
Bachay Drama Kabhee Yah Na Rachana
Aub Such Hee Main Apnay Sir Ko Khapana
Q Ke Lo Phur Agaiya Hay Examz Ka Zamana

Woh mauhalla kaisa jahan sundar padosan na

Woh Mauhalla Kaisa, Jahan Sundar Padosan Na Ho,
Woh Samosa Kaisa, Jisme Aalu Na Ho
Itne Bade Mauhalle Mein, Ek Sundar Ladki Tak Nahin,
Itne Bade Samandar Mein, Ek Moti Tak Nahin
Khawab Mein Bhi Nahin Aati, Pados Mein Bhi Nahin,
Mere Haath Ki Lakir Mein, Ek Ladki Tak Nahin
Bahut Intezaar Kiya, Ab Ghar Badal Raha Hoon,
Jahan Acchi Padosan Ho, Aisa Mauhalla Dekh Raha Hoon …

Train ka dibba hai ye dil isey

Train Ka Dibba Hai Ye Dil
Isey Samjhana Hai Mushkil
Ger Koi Is Dil Mein Bass Jaye
To Use Mitana Hai Mushkil
Arey Tension Kis Baat Ki Hai
Surf Excell Hain Na

Oh mere appu ki maa abbu pe

Oh Mere Appu Ki Maa
Abbu Pe Ka Bit Rahi Tu Ka Jaane
Appu Maa Maa Pukaare
Abbu Amaa Amaa Pukare
Jab Se Tu Gayi,Roshni Chali Gayi
Saansh Bas Chal Rahi Hai
Dil Dhak Dhak Kare, Dr. Nurse Hopeless
Saala Appu Fukat Mein Mare

Main ja raha hu nahane mere liye

Main Ja Raha Hu Nahane
Mere Liye Chai Bana Do
Biwi Boli Thik Hai Jaldi Niklna
Hum Bole Thik Hai
Hum Nahane Aye To Piche Se Chor Aaya
Chura Le Gaya Humara Underwear Or Tawal
Biwi Ne Aawaz Lagai Aaji Niklo Chai Thandi Ho Rahi Hai
Phir Hum Kya Kare Humne Bhi Biwi Ko Aawaz Lagai
Sawan Ka Mahina Pawan Kare Shor Main Bahar Kaise Niklu
Mera Kaccha Le Gaya Chor

Tum itni pyaari ho ke tumhe palkon

Tum Itni Pyaari Ho Ke
Tumhe Palkon Par Bithaa Rakhaa Hain
Tum Itni Pyaari Ho Ki,
Tumhe Palkon Par Bithaa Rakhaa Hain
Tum Geer Naa Pado Isliye Chashma Lagaa Raka Hain

Dhobi ka kutta leke bhaga malik jutta

Dhobi Ka Kutta
Leke Bhaga Malik Ka Jutta
Nikal Pada Jungle Ki Side
But He Reached Beside
Jungle Ki Ghat
Socha Char Banunga
Aur Khaunga Chaat
Par Khayi Laat Kyonki In The Ghaat
Rahta The Magarmachon Ki Jaat
Pehle Hi Sec Mein Nikaal Feinka Usko
Nikal Pada Woh Wapas Ghar Ko
Malik Ne Bola Nikal Ja
Kutta Bola Yeh Dhobi Ka Kutta Na Ghar Na Ghaat Ka
Kya Kare Bechara
Tabhi Mucipality Ka Aadmi Mila
Tees Rupe Ka Inam Hai Bola
Aadha Tera
Aadha Mera
Vichar Karne Par Pasand Aya
Kutte Khoob Kamaya
Is Se Humein Yeh Seekh Milti Hai
Is Kutte Ki Tarh Kabhi Bhi Mauka Gavana Nahin Chaiye
Cauz Maut Aur Mauka Ek Hi Baar Ate Hain

Aik din achanah hi phone aa gaya

Aik Din Achanah Hi Phone Aa Gaya Us Ka
Lehje Ki Malamat Se Ho Raha Tha Sab Zahir
Ro Rahi Thi Shidat Se Ladkhadate Lafzon Se
Kar Rahi Thi Batain Woh Tum Kahan The Itne Din?
Roz Phone Karti Thi Baat Tum Se Kar Ni Hai
Jo Bahut Zaroori Hai Khush Nahi Hoon Main Bhi Kuch
Pyaar Tera Thukra Kar Sara Din Tadapti Hoon
Chain Hi Nahi Milta Jagti Hoon Shab Bhar Main
Neend Hi Nahi Aati Jo Nahi Kaha Kal Tak
Aaj Tum Se Kehti Hoon Pyaar Tum Se Karti Hoon
Main Ne Phir Kaha Us Se Main Na Kehta Tha Tum Se
Aik Din Tu Aana Hai Lot Kar Tumhain Wapis
Kaise Tum Bina Mere Zindagi Guzaro Gi
Zinda Tu Raho Gi Par Zindagi Na Ho Gi Woh
Aik Aik Lemhe Main Yaad Meri Aaye Gi
Doosri Taraf Se Phir Qehqeha Sa Aaya Aik
Aur Woh Kehne Lagi Tum Bhi Kitne Pagal Ho
Jante Nahi Itna Aaj ‘First April’ Hai

Kabhi moongfali kathal khilati kash koi alka

Kabhi Moongfali Kabhi Kathal Khilati
Kash Koi Alka Mujhe Bhi Pata-Ti
Main Badaam Deta, Woh Chuhare Lati
Mai Usko Khilata, Woh Mujhko Khilati
Bat Humari Kuch Aise Ban Hi Jati
Kash Koi Alka Mujhe Bhi Pata-Ti
Pahadi Aalo Tohfe Main Deta
Himachal Se Laya Hun Sath Kahta
Bhindi Ko Kahta Anguli Hai Teri
Khane Ke Bad Jise Chat-Ta Rahta
Sunti To Tamatar Sa Lal Ho Jati
Kash Koi Alka Mujhe Bhi Pata-Ti
Teri Yadon Ke Belan Hai Mujhko Padte
Teri Ahat Jaise Do Bartan Ho Khatkte
Kadoo Sa Hai Hoobhoo Tera Chehra
Tinde Se Tere Do Naina Chamkte
Sun Ke Tarifen Bhaav Apne Badhati
Kash Koi Alka Mujhe Bhi Pata-Ti