Permission Lo
Bike Nikalo
Goa Jaao
Petrol Ka Paisa
Raste Mein Nashta
Dimag Ka Bheja Fry
Na Raste Ka Bharosa
Na Mausam Ka Bharosa
Kaun Bharega Paisa
Kaun Payega Maza
Plan
Nahi
Apna Bas Ek Hasool Hai
Jo Sare Jahan Ko Kabool Hai
Apna Bas Ek Hasool Hai
Sare Jahan Ko Kabool
Jaan Jaye To Jaan Jaye
Par Mera Maal Na Jaye
Maal Jaye To Kisi Na Kisi Ki Jaan Jaye
Koi Maut Mannge
Koi Maulat Mange
Apna To Ek Hi Jawaab Hai Yaar
Tez Dhaar
Tezdhaar
Bus Tez Dhaar
Kitna Samjaya Hero Ko
Is Desh Mein Har Hindustani Ka Time Pass Hai Gaana Aur Bajaana
Na To Gaane Ke Liye Rukega
Na Bajaane Ke Liye Letegaa
Lekin Woh Sala Ruk Gaya Aur Bin Raat Ke Din Mein Dubgaya
Paiso Ki Kya Hai Kimat
Kimat To Bus Janti Hai
Mere Paiso Ki Kimat Bus Janti Hai
Seena Jhori Ye Chori Ye Haram Khori
Apna To Bus Ek Jawaab Hai Yaar
Tezdhaar
Tezdhaar
Bus Tez Dhaar
Jaan Bach Gayi To Neend Chali Jayegi
Neend Kabhi Aa Bhi Gayi To Chhekh Ta Hua
Darr Ta Hua
Kampta Hua Tu
Jagega Tu
Tez Dhaar
Bus Tez Dhaar
Abe Saale
Takdir Teri Chuuti Par Hai
Maut Tere Sar Pe Hai
Lekin Baaten Aisi Karta Hai
Jaise Zindagi Tere Bistar Pe Hai
Maut Aur Zindagi Mein Ek Hi Farak Hai
Tez Dhaar
Tez Dhaar
Seena Jhori Ye Chori Ye Haram Khori
Apna To Bus Ek Jawaab Hai Yaar
Tezdhaar
Tezdhaar
Bus Tez Dhaar
Kya Karta Boss public Ki Demand Thi
To Birla Ko Aana Hi Pada
Kahani Khatam Hone Ko Aayi Aur Ab Tak Sala Action Shuru Hi Nahi Hua
Ab Mein Aa Gaya Hoon Na
Ab Dikhata Hoon Tamasha
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