Aisa Apna Husband Ho
6′ – 6’2″ Jiski Height Ho
Jeans Dheeli Magar Body Tight Ho
Biwi Ke Har Nakhre Uthaye, Itna Mizaaj Uska Light Ho
Husband Apna Aisa Bright Ho.
Uff Tak Na Kare Itna Quiet Ho
Dinner Banaye Wo Jab Bhi Romantic Night Ho
Shopping Kar Ke Jab Bhi Aoon, Bole Begum Tum Kitni Nice Ho
Husband Apna Aisa Bright Ho.
Mujhey Rani Bana Kar Rakhe, To Phir Zindagi Delight Ho
Saas Sussar Ke Samne Kahe, Jaan Tum Hamesha Right Ho
Hamesha Jo Haar Maan Jaye Jab Bhi Koi Fight Ho
Husband Apna Aisa Bright Ho.
Jahan Chahoon Jaoon, Jo Chahey Karoon, Kuch Is Tarah Ki Life Ho
Har Doosre Week Ghoomne Phirne Ki Flight Ho
Aisa Ho Jaye To Mein Urroon Aasmaan Mei, Jaise Ke Koi Kite Ho
Husband Apna Aisa Bright Ho!
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