Funny Shayri Collection

Tere aane se is gulsan ki shann

Tere Aane Se Is Gulsan Ki Shann Hai Tere Liye Ye Sare Duniya Jahan Hai Tu Hi Sub Mahfilo Ki Shan Hai Or Kya

Tere liye chand taare tod du meain

Tere Liye Chand Taare Tod Du Tere Liye Meain Suraj Ko Fod Du Tu Ek Baar Hans Kar To Dekh Tere Saare Danth Tod

Haayo gulabi chunni waaliye mere wadde veer

Haayo Gulabi Chunni Waaliye, Mere Wadde Veer Di Choti Saaliye, Aa Tenu Ghut Ke Jhappi Paa Layie, Chal Dowein Bhajj Ke Vyah Kara Layie…

Jis ne nahi pe whisky phuti kismat

Jis Ne Nahi Pe Whisky Phuti Kismat Uske Jis Ne Nahi Pe Rum Uske Nahi Chute Gum Jis Ne Nahi Pe Gin Woh Jee

Koi pathar se na maroo mere deewaane

Koi Pathar Se Na Maroo Mere Deewaane Ko Nuclear Science Ka Zamaana Hain Seedhaa Bomb Se Udhaado Saale Ko

Bakre nain mari hai bakri ko laat

Bakre Nain Mari Hai Bakri Ko Laat ( Read Two Times ) To Bakri Bhi Maregi Baker Ko Laat

Rango se bhari sham ho aapki chand

Rango Se Bhari Sham Ho Aapki, Chand Sitaron Se Zyada Shan Ho Aapki, Zindgi Ka Sirf Ek Ho Maksad, Ki Langoor Se Unchi Chalang

Dil mein basa hai pyar tera ankhon

Dil Mein Basa Hai Pyar Tera Ankhon Mein Basi Hai Tasveer Teri Jab Bhi Aati Hai Yaad Teri Hum Dekhte Hai Tom & Jerry

Dil cheez kya hai aap yeh jigar

Dil Cheez Kya Hai Aap Yeh Jigar Bhi Lijiye Kaata Hai Humne Kya Bakra Sirf Aap Ke Liye Iss Kasai Ke Kuchh Aap Ke

Love is your friend foe it can

Love Is Your Friend, Love Is Your Foe, It Can Bring You Happiness It Can Bring You Woe. It Can Cause You Joy As

Tum to thahre bakri chor bhains kya

Tum To Thahre Bakri Chor Bhains Kya Churaaoge Tum To Thahre Bakri Chor Bhains Kya Churaaoge Subah Doodh Waali Ke Haathon Tum Pakde Jaaoge

Wafadar ban gaya hu tere pyar mein

Wafadar Ban Gaya Hu Tere Pyar Mein Wafadar Ban Gaya Hu Tere Pyar Mein Wafadar Ban Gaya Hu Tere Pyar Mein Wafadar To Kutte

Tum gulab ho baharo ka mai kanta

Tum Gulab Ho Baharo Ka ..Mai Kanta Hu Usme Laga….. Tum Bangali Rusmalai Priye..Mai Desi Mill Ka Aata Hu….. Tum Naye Vacume Clener Si..Mai

Mujhe kuch kehna hai jab se main

Mujhe Kuch Kehna Hai Jab Se Main Ne Tumhein Dekha Hai Tarzan Main Main To Tumhara Deewana Ho Gaya Hoon Mera Dil Pardesi Ho

Humne to dil kee baat chhupakar likhi

Humne To Dil Kee Baat Chhupakar Likhi Thii Wo Khat Ko Akhbaar Banaye Firte Hain

Meri shayri ki main kya daad doon

Meri Shayri Ki Main Kya Daad Doon, Tu Mooh Khol Main Paad Doon

Chachundar ke sar pe chameli ka phool

Chachundar Ke Sar Pe Chameli Ka Phool Chachundar Ke Sar Pe Chameli Ka Phool Utterly Butterly Delicious Amul

Kisi charsi bewaday ki baatli ho tum

Kisi Charsi Bewaday Ki Baatli Ho Tum Kya Bemaar Ho Bahut Patli Ho Tum Barson Pehle Howa Koi Kasoor Ho Tum Ped Pe Latka

Interviewer what is skeleton sardar sir

Interviewer : What Is Skeleton? Sardar : Sir, Skeleton Is A Person Who Started Dieting But Forgot To Stop It..!!!

Kal kare so aaj kar ab phone

Kal Kare So Aaj Kar Aaj Kare So Ab Phone Rakh De Varna Bill Bharegi Kab

Bill to pagal hai deewana ache bure

Bill To Pagal Hai Bill Deewana Hai Ache Bure Softwares Banata Hai Yahi Hmm Bill To Pagal Hai Bill Deewana Hai Softwares Ko Main

Hey nida its really sweet bahut hi

Hey Nida Its Really Sweet Bahut Hi Accha Hai I Really Like It Alot Wow How Nice Way Of Describing Your Love. Kamal Kar

Cigrate piney ka ek faida hai insan

Cigrate Piney Ka Ek Faida Hai Insan Kabhi Borah Nahi Hota Kyun Ki‚  Woh Borah Hone Se Pehle Hi Maar Jata Hai

Woh jo unke pare baithein hain aur

Woh Jo Unke Pare Baithein Hain Aur Woh Jo Unke Bhi Pare Baithein Hain Arey Woh Jo Unke Bhi Pare Baithein Hain Nahin Woh

Bhagwan se scooter manga car di ghar

Bhagwan Se Scooter Manga.. Car Di; Ghar Manga.. Bangla Diya; Dost Manga Toh Tumhey Diya.. Bhagwan Ne Isbar Aisa Zulm Kyoun Kiya

Ek mandir tha jis mein buri neeyat

Ek Mandir Tha Jis Mein Buri Neeyat Waale Gayab Ho Jaate Thae.. Salmaan Gaya Salmaan Gayab. Hritik Gaya Hritik Gayab . Malika Gayi Bhagwan

Na woh inkaar karti hai ikraar kambakht

Na Woh Inkaar Karti Hai, Na Woh Ikraar Karti Hai, Kambakht Mere Hi Sapno Mein Aakar, Mere Dost Se Pyaar Karti Hai…

Mere mobile ko sukum milgaya empty inbox

Mere Mobile Ko Sukum Milgaya Empty Inbox Ka Phool Khil Gaya, Aapka Sms That Ya Kele Ka Chilka, Jo Padte Hi Mera Dil Fisal

If you hav studied mbbs r a

If You Hav Studied Mbbs, You R A Doctor. If You Hav Studied B.Ab.L., You R An Advocate. If You Hav Studied B.E, You

N ham hindi pdhela he english muhabbat ki

N-Ham Hindi Pdhela He N-Ham English Pdhela He Muhabbat Ki Khani Sun Ke Tum Par Mar Mitela He Meri Nazron Se Bachkar Tum Kidhar

Chance milla taan chorii ker chhadi mood

Chance Milla Taan Chorii Chorii Ker Chhadi Mood Hoia Taan Dekhhoo Zoori Ker Chhadi Teri Nazar De Tekhhe Barme Ne Mere Pital Warge Dil

Agar karne lage engineer dr ka kaam

Agar Karne Lage Engineer Dr. Ka Kaam To Samaj Lo Ho Gaya Marij Ka Kaam Tamam Thak Jayega Vo Ye Bol Bol Ke Kahan

Love is life wife amp the end

Love Is Life Life Is Wife & Wife Is The End Of Life

Dil todne walon ko saza kyu nahi

Dil Todne Walon Ko Saza Kyu Nahi Har Kisi Ko Pyar Ki Dua Kyu Nahi Log Kehte Hain Ishq To Ek Bimari Hai Phir

Ab ke sawan ek tofa lai ge

Ab Ke Sawan Ek Tofa Lai Ge Heera Na Moti Par Peeyas Lai Ge Tumhare Ghar Mein But Huti Hai Badmazgi Yehi Sooch Lu

Tumhaare intezaar mein neend aayee so gayaa

Tumhaare Intezaar Mein Neend Aayee So Gayaa. Yeh Dekho Mera Isp Connection Time Out Ho Gayaa..

Aur bhee cheezein lut jaati hain dil

Aur Bhee Cheezein Lut Jaati Hain Dil Ke Saath Ye Fermaya Doston Ne Ishq Karnay Ke Baad Is Liye Kamray Ki Ik Ik Cheez

Kamaata nahi hoon itna ke tujhe roz

Kamaata nahi hoon itna ke tujhe roz khelaoon Aaati hai to aaa ja ya kisi aur ko pataooon lol

Roshni dekar doob jana koi suraj se

Roshni Dekar Doob Jana Koi Suraj Se Sikhe Dil Dekar Dard Lena Koi Humse Sikhe Kuch Na Dekar Dil Lena Koi Unse Sikhe Shayri

i love you kehna kohi mamuli baat

“I Love You” Kehna Kohi Mamuli Baat Nahi Hota Bolna Ho To Such Ho ,Bina Matlab Ke Mooh Mat Kholo! Asuon Chahe Gam Ki

Kaise log aise vaise ho gaye jaise

Kaise Kaise Log Aise Vaise Ho Gaye Jaise Aise Vaise Log Kaise Kaise Ho Gaye

Ladka hum ne ghar choda hai rasamo

Ladka Hum Ne Ghar Choda Hai Rasamo Ko Toda Hai Girl Aaiyo Rasam Ko Toda To Abhi Saambaar Ko Bhi Toda Na Ladka Mere

Jab kaha tha aao aatey na the

Jab Kaha Tha Aao‚  Aatey Na The Bin Kehey Ab Bar Bar Aaney Lagey Ya Kabhi Wo Be-Rukhi Ya Ya Karam Sath Ab Bachchoon

Jab bhi mai chat pe jaata hoonbade

Jab Bhi Mai Chat Pe Jaata Hoon,Bade Galat Waqat Pe Jaata Hoon Tere Maa, Baap, Behen, Ya Bhai Dete Hai Chat Pe Dikhai Jab

Aapki ek muskurahat ne hamarey hosh udaa

Aapki Ek Muskurahat Ne Hamarey Hosh Udaa Diye. Aapki Ek Muskurahat Ne Hamarey Hosh Udaa Diye. Hum Hosh Me Aane Hi Wale The. Ki

Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main

Woh Jab Chalti Hai To Raahon Main 100-100 Ke Note Bichhata Deta Hoon Woh Jab Chalti Hai To Raahon Main 100-100 Ke Note Bichhata

Apni biwi ki taarif mein kaha ek

Apni Biwi Ki Taarif Mein Kaha Ek Shakhs Nay Dil Se Unke Mautarif Hun, Zubaani Hee Nahin Chai Bhi Achha Banaati Hai Meri Begam…..?

Ramlila se hanuman tha farar role ke

Ramlila Se Hanuman Tha Farar Role Ke Liya Fit Kiya Ek Sardar Jo Tha Bahut Hi Kamal Ped Se Chalang Mar Ka Bola Jo

Chandi ki deewar na todi lekin pyar

Chandi Ki Deewar Na Todi, Lekin Pyar Bhara Dil Tod Diya, Cyber Cafe Ke Paise Bachane Ke Khatir Tumne Net Pe Aana Chor Diya

Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan jaan ke

Teri Gali Whicho Langaa Ge Jaan-Jaan Ke Saanu Pata Ae Ki Tu Thane Report Likhvayi Hoyi Ae Jaa Ke Puch Layi Tu Thanedaar Nu

Mausam bada behaal hai na sur taal

Mausam Bada Behaal Hai Na Sur Hai Na Taal Hai Upar Se Aapka Na Hona Bhi Bekaar Hai And By The Way Kya Aaj

Aapki hari aankhon main doob jane ko

Aapki Hari Hari Aankhon Main Doob Jane Ko Dil Karta Hai Aapki Hari Hari Aankhon Main Doob Jane Ko Dil Karta Hai By The

Kabhii mere dil mein khayaal aataa hain

Kabhii Kabhii Mere Dil Mein Khayaal Aataa Hain Kabhii Kabhii Nahii Roz Aataa Hain Ke Ye Friendships Day Sunday Ko Hi Kyu Manayaa Jata

Wo rooth ke maan jaayenge kuchh keh

Wo Rooth Ke Maan Jaayenge Kuchh Keh Nahi Sakte Hum Unko Manaa Payenge Kuchh Keh Nahi Sakte.. Hum Jinki Tamnna Main Yeh Din Kaat

Apne deewane par itna kyon zulm karte

Apne Deewane Par Itna Kyon Zulm Karte Ho Khawabon Mein Bhi Apne Baap Ko Saat Laati Ho

Hansna hai to hi ise padho mere

Hansna Hai To Hi Ise Padho Mere Bhai, Aur Zindagi Kya Hai Sirf Khushiyon Ki Judai Sher Likhen Shayri Likhen Ya Phir Likhen Koi

Mashooka lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch

Mashooka: Lagta Hai Meri Aankh Mein Kuch Gir Gaya Dekho To Mashook: Darling, Ek Tinka Dikh To Raha Hai Kyon Na Usey Wahin Rahne

Har dil jo chat karega kaho na

Har Dil Jo Chat Karega Kaho Na Virus Hai Hum Aap Ke Cubicle Mein Rahate Hai Hamara Resume Aap Ke Haath Mein Hai Java

Yashomati maiya se puche nandlala kya aaya

Yashomati Maiya Se Puche Nandlala Yashomati Maiya Se Puche Nandlala Kya Aaya Naya Ujala Char Boondon Wala

Hum aise aashiq hai jo gulaab ko

Hum Aise Aashiq Hai Jo Gulaab Ko Kamal Bana Denge Uski Har Ada Par Gazal Bana Denge Agar Woh Aajaaye Zindagi Mein Meri To,

Mere badan se jaise kaleja nikala jo

Mere Badan Se Jaise Kaleja Nikala Jo Board Main First Aaya Hai Jas Woh Controller Aur Miniter Ka Bhateeja Nikala 2nd Guzar Gayi Zindagi

Dhmkaa ke choom loungaa mai bade shaan

Dhmkaa Ke Choom Loungaa Mai Bade Shaan Se Chanda Wasool Hota Hai Shahab Dabaav Se

Ajeeb dastan hai ye kaha suru khatam

Ajeeb Dastan Hai Ye Kaha Suru Kaha Khatam Ye Ladki Chiz Kya Hai Jee Na Tum Samajh Sake Na Hum

Roz hi milte hai roz bate kiya

Roz Hi Milte Hai …..Roz Hi Bate Kiya Kerte Hai Roz Hi Milte Hai …..Roz Hi Bate Kiya Kerte Hai Hey Bhagwan Salamat Rakhna

Nahin ab hum apke raste mein kabhi

Nahin Ab Hum Apke Raste Mein Kabhi Nahin Ayenge, Hame Pata Hai Aap Hame Kaat Khayenge, Hum Ton Rehte Hain Chote Se Shehar Mein,

Suraj aaj apni kiranou se lardne lage

Suraj Aaj Apni Kiranou Se Lardne Lage Keh Rahe The Ke Ab Raat Ke Andhere Se Daarne Lage Yeh Sun Kar Kirane Pereshaan Hone

Waqt ka pahiya yun hi chalta raha

Waqt Ka Pahiya Yun Hi Chalta Raha…….. Tu Bolta Raha Aur Mera Dil Sapne Bunta Raha…… Teri Awaz Ki Kashish ,Baato Ka Tha Zadu,,,,,,,,,

Mein tere pyar paagal hua chhaliye chhaliye

Mein Tere Pyar Mein Paagal Hua Chhaliye Mein Tere Pyar Mein Paagal Hua Chhaliye, Iodex Maliye Kaam Pe Chaliye

Ye baat samajh main aai nahi aur

Ye Baat Samajh Main Aai Nahi Aur Ammi Ney Samjhai Nahi Main Kaisay Meethi Baat Karoon? Jab Meethi Cheeez Khai Nahi Aaapi Bhi Pakaati

Wo ladai hi kya jis mein do

Wo Ladai Hi Kya Jis Mein Do Chaar Gaaliyan Na Ho Aur Woh Sasuraal Hi Kya Jahan Koi Saaliyan Na Ho

Agar isi se sawarti ho kisi ke

Agar Isi Se Sawarti Ho Kisi Ke Zindagi To Hum Haazir Hain Abhi Marne Ke Liye Agar Isi Se Khilta Ho Aap Ka Mobile

Pyar huwa ikrar se abb kyo darta

Pyar Huwa Ikrar Huwa Pyar Se Abb Kyo Darta Hai Dil Darta Hai Dil Awhe Bharta Hai Dil Kyoke Janta Hai Yeh Apne Pyar

Unka deedar hamein kya rog laga gaya

Unka Deedar Hamein Kya Rog Laga Gaya, Dil Ke Kone Me Mohabbat Ka Keeda Jaga Gaya, Aalam-E-Aashiqui Me Logon Khoob Ainthey Paise, Paanwala Bhi

Aa kar ke meri kabar pe tune

Aa Kar Ke Meri Kabar Pe Tune Jo Muskura Diya Bijli Falak Se Gir Padi Sara Kafan Jala Diya Chain Se So Rahi Thi

Zindgi mein kuch karna hai to aaisa

Zindgi Mein Kuch Karna Hai To Kuch Aaisa Kar Galib Ki Tu Jis Mohalle Se Bhi Gujre Har Ghar Se Awaaj Aaye Papa Aa

Hoon mai doctor jahan meri wife hai

Hoon Mai Doctor Jahan, Meri Wife Hai Nurse Waha, Yeh Kaisa Julm Sehna Padta Hai, Mujhe Apni Wife Ko Sister Kehna Padta Hai..

Aapke haath mein mobile hai chehre pe

Aapke Haath Mein Mobile Hai Chehre Pe Khoob Smile Hai Sms Ki Achi Khasi File Hai Phir Bhi Sms Nahi Karate Yaar, Ye Kaun-Sa

Kaali zulfen dekhkar pagal ho gaya tha

Kaali Zulfen Dekhkar Pagal Ho Gaya Tha Uske Piche Piche Chal Pada Tha Jab Mooh Ghumaya To Buddi Nikli Uske Kaale Baal The Nakli

Aise apna dream date ho jo tum

Aise Apna Dream Date Ho Jo Tum Cruise Jaisa Haseen Ho Brad Pitt Jaisa Sexy Ho Jisko Love Pe Faith Ho Jo Hum Pe

Kya chaal hai tumhaari jaise chalti koi

Kya Chaal Hai Tumhaari, Jaise Chalti Hai Koi Cat What Is Your Icq Number, Aao Karein Chat

Teri jhulphe ghana andhera ho ja takla

Teri Jhulphe Ghana Andhera Ho Ja Takla Kar De Savera

Aaj jab tere baalon ko haatho se

Aaj Jab Tere Baalon Ko Haatho Se Sahlata Hoon Lagta Hai Kisi Kaantedaar Jhari Ko Haath Laga Raha Hoon Jee Karta Hai, In Baalon

Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi

Chand Par Kaali Ghata Chaati To Hogi Taron Mein Chamak Aati To Hogi Tum Lakh Chupao Duniya Se Magar Akeley Mein Tumhe Apni Shakal

Kinare aakar to dekhosamandar mai kya rakha

Kinare Aakar To Dekho,Samandar Mai Kya Rakha Hai…. Baho Mai Akar To Dekho,Isharo Mai Kya Rakha Hai……..

Raton ko tere khwaab chale aaten hai

Raton Ko Tere Khwaab Chale Aaten Hai Dinn Mai Neend Hii Neend Chalii Aatii Hai Salaa Ab Mai Kaam Karu Tau Kab Karun Sare

Movies are related to college examsocha na

Movies Are Related To College: Exam:socha Na Tha. Classes:kabhi Khabhi. Question Paper:raaz. Copying:majbur. Marks:asambhav. Final Exam:murder. Pass:ajooba

Dost badal gaya hai zamana ek

Dost Badal Gaya Hai Zamana , Ek Din Nahin Nahaya To Kya Chhupana, Ab To Hai Naya Readymade Bahana ; Do Bucket Paani Rozana

Hum aap ko kabhi nahi chod ke

Hum Aap Ko Kabhi Nahi Chod Ke Jayegey Har Roz Har Din Yoindia Pe Aayegey Gar Aa Gayi Maut Bhi Hunko Hum Tum To

Andheri sadak sunsaan kabristan sooni haveli kaala

Andheri Sadak Sunsaan Kabristan Sooni Haveli Kaala Aasmaan, Bijli Kadki Aaya Toofaan, Raat Ho Gayi Sojaa Shaitaan. Good Night.

Chota hu to kya hua aansoon ek

Chota Hu To Kya Hua Aansoon Hu To Ek Sagar Jaisa Swad Hai Chakh Kar To Dekh

Duniya se jo darre usse kaayar kehte

Duniya Se Jo Darre, Usse Kaayar Kehte Hain, Duniya Jisse Darre, Usse Shaayar Kehte Hain

Jaane kyu log flurt karte hain woh

Jaane Kyu Log Flurt Karte Hain Jaane Kyu Woh Affairs Chalate Hain Jaane Kyu Jaane Kyu Jaane Kyu Jaane Kyu Jaane Kyu Affairs Bin

Paata nahi phir kab tumhaara deedar hoga

Paata Nahi Phir Kab Tumhaara Deedar Hoga Ghar Mein Tumhaara Pati Phir Bimaar Hoga Har Mode Pe Aankhe Tumhi Ko Dhundhati Hai Aajkal Tumhare

Maine tumhe dekha follow kiya tumne mere

Maine Tumhe Dekha, Tumhe Follow Kiya Tumne Mere Dil Mein Jalaaya Pyaar Ka Diya Par Tumhare Bhaiyya Se Mera Pad Gaya Paala Mujhe Usne

Hey bhagwan tune kin logon ko minister

Hey Bhagwan Tune Kin Logon Ko Minister Bana Diya, Woh Bhukha Kele Ke Saath, Chilka Bhi Kha Gaya Jo Garibi Ko Nahin, Garibon Ko

Kya janu yeh ishq chiz hai kambakht

Kya Janu Yeh Ishq Kya Chiz Hai Kambakht Bada Batmiz Hai

Ek aadmi apni khoobsurat biwi ke saath

Ek Aadmi Apni Khoobsurat Biwi Ke Saath Car Me Baitha, Driver Ne Shisha Set Kiya, Aadmi Gusse Mein Bola–meri Biwi Ko Dekhta Hai Piche

Na izzat ki chinta fikr koi apmaan

Na Izzat Ki Chinta, Na Fikr Koi Apmaan Ki Jai Bolo Beimaan Ki, Jai Bolo Beimaan Ki Beimaan Ke Bina Gaye Hote Akshaar Chaar

Designer dress pehante ho modern style rakhte

Designer Dress Pehante Ho Modern Style Rakhte Ho Dil Mein Jalan Aur Face Par Smile Rakhte Ho Baat Karni Aati Nahin Phir Bhi Mobile