Ullu banaya banaya aapne tere bin suni

Ullu Banaya……….
Ullu Banaya Aapne
Tere Bin Suni Hai Pocket
Tere Bin Deta Na Koi Phokat
Tere Bin Girlfrnd Se Khatpat, Tere Bin……..

Tere Bin Dusara Use Ghumaye
Tere Bin Mere Jii Ko Jalaye
Tere Bin Chaiin Mujhko Na Aaye, Tere Bin……….
Tere Bin Idli Hai Na Dosa
Tere Bin Chaat Hai Na Samosa
Tere Bin Bharpet Hai Na Bhakosa..Tere Bin……..
Ullu Banaya,Ullu Banaya,Ullu Banaya Appne !

Ye post khaas kar newyorker ke liye

Ye Post Khaas‚  Kar Newyorker Ke Liye Hai
Aaj Unki Shadi Hai Mubarak Ho Janab
Aap Jaldi Aaye Yahan Per Mitai De Jiye
Humara Zahar Pee Wala Koi Nahin Hai
Aap Hi The Humara Zahar Roz Peete The
Aur Jab Aap Yahan Aaye To Ye Karna
Phele Apne Biwi Ka Zahar Pee Ke Aane
Aur Yahan Aake Mere Zahar Pee Lena
Congrat Newyorker Ji Shaddi Mubarak Ho
Aur Aap Aur Apki Bivi Sada Khus Rehein Ye Dua Hai Hum Yoindians Se

Dil chahta hai badal aaye ghor andhaira

Dil Chahta Hai Badal Aaye
Ghor Andhaira Cha Jaye
Badal Cham Cham Toot Ke Barsain
Sara Sheher Naha Jaye
Main Bhi Us Baarish Main Bheegoon
Sab Kuch Bhool Ke Nachoon Gaoon
Khulay Aasman Ke Neechay
Darakht Main Jhoola Dal Ke Jhooloon
Baarish Barasti Jaye
Aur Main Itna Bheegoon Ke
Saray Dukh Aur Gham Aur Yadain
Sab Us Main Beh Jayain
Har Pachtawa Aur Har Sapna
Har Khwahish Beh Jaye
Aay Mere Malik!
Kabhi To Aisa Sawan Aye

Samandar mein akela chala jaa rahaa hun

Samandar Mein Akela Chala Jaa Rahaa Hun
Yaadon Mein Teri Jalaa Jaa Raha Hun
Jaltaa Hun Main To Jalegi Tu Ek Din
Meri Yaad Mein Ande (Egg) Talegi Tu Ek Din
Talegi Tu Unko Mere Aasuon Mein
Taaqat Bahut Hai Abhi Mere Baazuon Mein
Peeta Tha Doodh Main Roz Subah Shaam
Saath Mein Khata Tha Chaar – Chheh Badaam
To Shaam Ko Hi Aaj Phir Hum Milenge
Aur Kasam Hai Tujhe Ande Saath Mein Talenge

Kabhi mare dil mein khyaal aata hai

Kabhi Kabhi Mare Dil Mein Khyaal Aata Hai,
Kay Phone Ka Bill Itna Ziada Kyun Ata Hai ?
Mien Jub Bhi Bahanay Say Us Ka Gher Jata Hun.
Hameshaa Us Ka Baap He Baahir Ata Hai.
Ab Ager Mien Us Ko Phone Keroon,
To Maray Gher Walon Ko Pata Chall Jata Hai.
Phir Na Pucho Yaro Maray Saath Kya Hota Hai.
Wasay Jo Bhi Hai,In Baaton Ka Apna He Maza Ata Hai

Aise apna dream date ho jo tum

Aise Apna Dream Date Ho
Jo Tum Cruise Jaisa Haseen Ho
Brad Pitt Jaisa Sexy Ho
Jisko Love Pe Faith Ho
Jo Hum Pe Faint Ho
Abhishek Ki Nazakhat Ho Usme
Dravid Ka Charm Ho
Keanu Reeves Ki Face Ho Usme
Mere Dil Ka Aaram Ho
Jab Bhi Usse Dande Maaru
To Haskar Sehle Sab Sitam Wo
Kitchen Me Pade Dhole
Saare Jhoothe Bartan Wo
Jericho Ki Personality Ho
Rock Ki Body Aur Smile Ho
Mere Siwa Kisiko Na Dekhe
Aise Mere Hero Ki Style Ho

Ae mere prano se priya pran nath

Ae Mere Prano Se Priya Pran Nath
Tumhe Lag Jaaye Sitla Maiya Ka Shraap
Mere Barah Bachon Ke Baap
Tumhe Das Le Kaala Saap

Mujhe Chhod Kar Tum To Himalay Chale Gaye Ho
Aur Purane Engine Se Barah Dibbe Jod Gaye Ho
Pehla Kahta Hai Cricketer Banke Rahoonga
Kam Se Kam Ek Match Fix Karke Haroonga
Doosra Kahta Hai Pulice Wala Banoonga
Har Din Rishwat Lekar Hath Kaala Karoonga
Teesra Kahta Hai Raj Neeti Main Jaoonga
Har Din Koi Ghapla Kar Desh Ka Paisa Khaoonga
Choutha Kahta Hai Doctor Banke Dikhaoonga
Har Mariz Ko Aakhri Manzil Taq Pahonchaoonga
Paanchva Bola Main To Proffesor Banoonga
Vidhyarthion Ke Sang Prem Path Padhoonga
Chhatha Bola Hum To Pilot Hi Ho Ke Rahengey
Manzil Pe Na Sahi Sab Ko Parlok Pahochaengey
Satvan Kahta Hai Main Vakil Ban Na Chahoonga
Bekasur Ho Andar Mujrim Ho Bahar Ye Chahoonga
Aanthva Chahta Hai Ke Income Tax Main Jaoon
Do Number Ka Paisa Dhondho Aur Khoob Kamaun
Nauva Bola Apun To Gunda Banega
Is Desh Main Khali Apun Ka Raaj Chalega
Dasva Bola Mujhko To Circus Main Jana Hai
Is Duniya Ke Jungle Se Aazad Ho Jana Hai
Gyarahva Kaheta Hai Bhikhari Banoonga
Dan Veero Ke Desh Main Asho Aaram Se Rahoonga
Barhva Bol Utha Main To Bas Insaan Banoonga
Tum Sab Kamana Main Kha Pi Ke Mauj Karoonga
Hey Pran Nath , Jaldi Vapas Aa Jao Varna
Ye Namune Agar Kuchh Ban Jayengey
Aisa Vaisa Kuchh Kar Dikhayengey
Is Gaon Main Kya Hum Is Desh Me Na Ji Payenge
Farishtey Bhi Humey Nafrat Se Nahin Uthayenge

A confusion has confused my mind which

A Confusion Has Confused My Mind, Which Is Already Confused With Some Confusion.
I Don-‘t Know Why This Confusion Has Confused My Confused Mind. If My Confusion Has Confused Your Mind,
Then Try To Get A Solution For My Confusion To Rectify My Confused Mind.
If My Confuse Message Didn-‘t Confuse You Then Be Happy Thinking That A Confused Message Didn-‘t Confuse U,
Which Really Confused Me. Any Confusion In This Message! Then Confuse Others. Happy Confusion.

Tujse phone pe bat kerke mil ne

Tujse Phone Pe Bat Kerke, Mil Ne Ko Ji Cha Ha
Tujse Email Kerke, Line Marne Ko Ji Cha Ha
Tera Photo Dekh Ke, Tuje Patane Ko Ji Cha Ha
Tere Gulabi Hoto Ko Dekh Ke, Hoto Ko Choom Ne Ko Ji Cha Ha
Teri Jil Si Aankho Ko Dekh Ker, Usmai Doob Ne Ko Ji Cha Ha
Teri 1st Bahen Ko Dekh Ke, Use Ghooma Ne Ko Ji Cha Ha
Teri 2nd Bahen Ko Dekh Ke, Use Se Shadi Ker Ne Ko Ji Cha Ha
Tere Ma-Baap Ko Dekh Ke, Door Rahene Ko Ji Cha Ha…

Abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha

Abhi Shaadi Ka Pehla Hi Saal Tha,
Khushi Ke Maare Mera Bura Haal Tha,
Khushiyaan Kuch Yoon Umad Rahin Thi,
Ki Sambhale Nahi Sambhal Rahi Thi,
Subah Subah Madam Ka Chai Le Kar Aana
Thoda Sharmate Hue Hume Need Se Jagana,
Wo Pyaar Bhara Hath Humare Ballon Main Phirana,
Muskurate Hue Kehna Ki Darling Chai To Pi Lo,
Jaldi Se Ready Ho Jao, Aap Ko Office Bhi Hai Jana.
Gharwali Bhagwan Ka Roop Le Kar Aayi Thi,
Dil Or Dimag Par Poori Tarah Chai Thi,
Saans Bhi Lete Thy To Naam Usi Ka Hota Tha,
Ik Pal Bhi Door Jeena Dushwar Hota Tha.
5 Saal Baad……..
Subah Subah Madam Ka Chai Le Kar Aana,
Table Par Rakh Kar Jor Se Chilana,
Aaj Office Jao To Munna Ko
School Chodte Hue Jana……..
Ek Baar Phir Wohi Awaaj Ayi,
Kya Baat Hai Abhi Tak Chodi Nahi Charpai,
Agar Munna Late Ho Gaya To Dekh Lena,
Munna Ki Teachers Ko Phir Khud Hi Sambhaal Lena.
Na Jane Gharwali Kaisa Roop Le Kar Aayi Thi,
Dil Aur Dimaag Par Kali Ghata Chai Thi,
Sans Bhi Lete Hai To Uni Ka Khayal Hota Hai,
Har Samay Jehan Main Ek Hi Sawal Hota Hai,
Kya Kabhi Wo Din Lot Ke Ayenge,
Hum Ek Bar Phir Kuwaaren Ban Payenge.

Zabaan e hind hai urduu to maathe kii shikan

Zabaan-E-Hind Hai Urduu
Zabaan-E-Hind Hai Urduu To Maathe Kii Shikan Kyuu.N Hai
Vatan Me.N Be-Vatan Kyuu.N Hai
[Shikan = Frown]
Merii Mazaluum Urduu Terii Saa.Nso.N Me.N Ghutan Kyuu.N Hai
Teraa Lahajaa Mahakataa Hai To Lafzo.N Me.N Thakan Kyuu.N Hai
Agar Tuu Phuul Hai To Phuul Me.N Itanii Chubhan Kyuu.N Hai
Vatan Me.N Be-Vatan Kyuu.N Hai
[Mazaluum = Oppressed; Ghutan = Suffocation]
[Lahajaa = Style/manner; Thakan = Fatigue]
Ye Naanak Kii Ye Khusro Kii Dayaa Shankar Kii Bolii Hai
Ye Diivaalii Ye Baisaakhii Ye Iid-Ul-Fitr Holii Hai
Magar Ye Dil Kii Dha.Dakan Aaj Kal Dil Kii Jalan Kyuu.N Hai
Vatan Me.N Be-Vatan Kyuu.N Hai
Ye Naazo.N Se Palii Thii Miir Ke Gaalib Ke Aa.Ngan Me.N
Jo Suuraj Ban Ke Chamakii Thii Kabhii Mahalo.N Ke Daaman Me.N
Vo Shah-Zaadii Zabaano.N Kii Yahaa.N Be-Anjuman Kyuu.N Hai
Vatan Me.N Be-Vatan Kyuu.N Hai
[Be-Anjuman = Without A Gathering/assembly (Alone)]
Muhabbat Kaa Sabhii Elaan Kar Jaate Hai.N Mahafil Me.N
Ke Is Ke Vaaste Jazbaa Hai Ham-Dardii Kaa Har Dil Me.N
Magar Haq Maa.Ngane Ke Vaqt Ye Begaanaapan Kyuu.N Hai
Vatan Me.N Be-Vatan Kyuu.N Hai
[Elaan = Proclaimation; Jazbaa = Feeling; Ham-Dardii = Sympathy]
[Begaanaapan = Indifference/aloofness]
Ye Doshiizaa Jo Baazaaro.N Se Ithalaatii Guzaratii Thii
Labo.N Kii Naazukii Jis Kii Gulaabo.N Sii Bikharatii Thii
Jo Tahaziibo.N Kii Sar Kii O.Dhanii Thii Ab Kafan Kyuu.N Hai
Vatan Me.N Be-Vatan Kyuu.N Hai
[Doshiizaa = Young Girl; Naazukii = Delicacy; Tahaziib = Culture/etiquette]
[O.Dhanii = Veil; Kafan = Shroud]
Muhabbat Kaa Agar Daavaa Hai To Is Ko Bachaao Tum
Jo Vaadaa Kal Kiyaa Thaa Aaj Vo Vaadaa Nibhaao Tum
Agar Tum Raam Ho To Phir Ye Raavan Kaa Chalan Kyuu.N Hai
Vatan Me.N Be-Vatan Kyuu.N Hai

i love you kehna kohi mamuli baat

“I Love You” Kehna Kohi Mamuli Baat Nahi Hota
Bolna Ho To Such Ho ,Bina Matlab Ke Mooh Mat Kholo!
Asuon Chahe Gam Ki Ho Ya Kushi Ki
Asuon To Asuon Hi Hotein Hai
Ayenge To Unko Ponch Lo
Lekin Agar Galti Aapki Ho To Dusron Ko Karne Do
Kiss Is Not Like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss Is Not Like Pepsi…Dil Mangey More
Kiss Is Not Like Nike…Just Do It Lo

Kyun cahlti hain pawan because of evaporation

Kyun Cahlti Hain Pawan,
Because Of Evaporation .
Kyun Jhoome Hain Gagan,
Because Of Earth’s Rotation.
Kyun Machalta Hain Mann,
Because Of Disorder In Digestion.
Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!!
Kyun Gum Hain Har Disha,
Because U Have Poor Sense Of Direction.
Kyun Hota Hain Nasha,
Because Of Drug Addiction.
Kyun Aata Hain Mazaa,
Because U Enjoy The Situation.
Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!!
Kyun Aati Hain Bahar,
Because Of Change In Season.
Kyun Lotta Hain Karar,
Because Of Taking Tension.
Kyun Hota Hain Pyaar,
Because Of Opposite Attraction.
Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!!

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Ager Yeh Kambakhat Mobile Na Hota
Koi Kisi Ki Taraf Maael Na Hota
Ager Ye Kambakhat Mobile Na Hota
Sms Kay Teeron Say Na Koi Ghayel Hota
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Miss Bells Say Dimagh Boile Na Hota
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Doston Kay Millnay May Kuch Haeel Na Hota
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Kabi Koi Wrong Number Dail Na Hota
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Larkiyan Mangti Hain Larkon Sey Balance
Aisa Koi Case File Na Hota
Payar Ager Yeh Kambakhat Mobile Na Hota