Funny Shayri Collection

Hoon mai doctor jahan meri wife hai

Hoon Mai Doctor Jahan, Meri Wife Hai Nurse Waha, Yeh Kaisa Julm Sehna Padta Hai, Mujhe Apni Wife Ko Sister Kehna Padta Hai..

Bazu o mein dum rakhta hun dil mein gum

Bazu-O-Mein Dum Rakhta Hun, Dil Mein Gum Rakhta Hun, Pata Tha Sms Ayega Tera, Isliye Disprin Sang Rakhta Hun.

Dost aapsa na milega aapki yaad bahut

Dost Aapsa Na Milega Aapki Yaad Bahut Satati Hai Dost Aapsa Na Milega Aapki Yaad Bahut Satati Hai Subah Shamm Ho Deedar Aapka Isliye

Pass baithne se jo bin mange mil

Pass Baithne Se Jo Bin Mange Mil Jaaye, Use Khushboo Kahte Hain. Janaab Ess Galat-Fehmi Mein Na Rahna, Use Baalon Ki Zoon Kahate Hai.

Gunha maine kiyato mujhe 8216narak8217 mila par

Gunha Maine Kiya,To Mujhe ‘Narak’ Mila; Gunha Maine Kiya,To Mujhe ‘Narak’ Mila; Par, Narak Ne Kya Gunha Kiya? Jo Main Use Mila !!!!!!!!!!

Hum bhi the ayyar bahoot woh thi

Hum Bhi The Ayyar Bahoot Woh Bhi Thi Chalak Bahoot Pehle Dono Khel Rahe The Lekin Aab Hai Pyar Bahoot

Ishq visq pyar vyar sab bakwas mere

Ishq Visq Pyar Vyar, Sab Bakwas Mere Yaar. Ishq Me Na Jane Kitne Romio,Majnu Aur Farhad Hue, Par Duniya Jaanti Hai Ki Ishq Me

In lehron ka aana jana ai dost

In Lehron Ka Aana In Lehron Ka Jana Ai Dost Kar Deta Hai Moojh Ko Deewana Aake Chooti Hai Kadmon Ko Jab Ye, Aisha

Tumharay bina zindagi mai hai sannata tum

Tumharay Bina Zindagi Mai Hai Sannata Tum He Mera Kabab Tumhi Mera Paratha Ye Dil To Ho Gaya Tum Pe Lattu Tumhi To Ho

Dil hai deewana main hoon parwana mujhe

Dil Hai Deewana Main Hoon Parwana Mujhe Koi Aur Mil Gayee Hai Pehle Wali Mere Paas Na Aana

Sisa patthar se takrata hai to ko

Sisa Patthar Se Takrata Hai To Patthar Ko To Kuch Nahi Hota Hai Lekin Sisa Tuut Jata Hai. Ladka Agar Ladki Se Pyar Karta

Nali mein giroge tum tumhe macchar katange

Nali Mein Giroge Tum Tumhe Macchar‚  Katange Bahar Nikloge Tum Tumhe Pig Chatenge Heroin Bilding Per Chadoge Tum Tumhe Dhaka De Dungi Jab Chot

Yahah bhi khuda hai wahan jahan nahin

Yahah Bhi Khuda Hai Wahan Bhi Khuda Hai Jahan Khuda Nahin Hai Wahan Kal Khude Ga….

Kagaj ki kasti thi pani ka kinara

Kagaj Ki Kasti Thi Pani Ka Kinara Tha Khelene Ki Masti Thi Dil Ye Awara Tha Kaha Aa Fase Is Badpan Ke Jaal Main

You know hamara dil aap ke paas

You Know Hamara Dil Aap Ke Paas Hai And Your Aankhein And Muskaan Have Made Me Fida On Your Ada 100 Days Ago You

Mere pyare sertaaj suniye zara mohabbat main

Mere Pyare Sertaaj Suniye Zara Mohabbat Main Mujh Ko Piro Daaliye Agar Rooty Shooty Paka Lee Ho Tow Lagay Hathoon Bartan Bhi Dho Daaliye

Duniya bhar ki khushiyan hamare saath chali

Duniya Bhar Ki Khushiyan Hamare Saath Chali Qadam Mila Ke Jo Hamare Saath Aap Chali…

Kuch intezar humne kiya aur tumne gunah

Kuch Intezar Humne Kiya Aur Kuch Tumne Kiya Gunah Kuch Humse Hua Kuch Sitam Tumne Kiya Dekhkar Duniya Ki Rasme Mujhko To Yahi Lagta

Jo ho gaya woh hona hoga aur

Jo Ho Gaya Woh Ho Gaya Jo Hona Hoga Woh Hoga Aur Jo Nahi Hona Hoga Woh Nahi Hoga Kyun Ke Jo Hona Hai

Jabse dekha hai tujhe e husn e shabab khilne

Jabse Dekha Hai Tujhe E Husn-E-Shabab Khilne Lage Meri Bagiya Mein Gulab Jaise Pyase Ko Miljaye Sharab Aur Bhuke Ko Kabab

Vo na aaye is dil ko zlaane

Vo Na Aaye Is Dil Ko Zlaane Waale, Vo Na Aaye Meri Hasti Ko Mitaane Waale, Nikla Is Kadar Jnaaza Un Ki Gali Se

Wo rooth ke maan jaayenge kuchh keh

Wo Rooth Ke Maan Jaayenge Kuchh Keh Nahi Sakte Hum Unko Manaa Payenge Kuchh Keh Nahi Sakte.. Hum Jinki Tamnna Main Yeh Din Kaat

If bill gates marries madhuri dixit these

If Bill Gates Marries Madhuri Dixit These Could Be The Caption In Newspapers Bill Goes Dhak-Dhak! English Babu Desi Mem Brain Marries Beauty? Windows

Qayamat de din jab farishte ne sabse

Qayamat De Din Jab Farishte Ne Sabse Kaha Apne Apne Gunah Paper Pe Likho, Sab Ne Apne Gunha Likhe , Achanak Aapki Awaz Aayi

Alif be te hum chote thii abba

Alif- Be- Te Hum Chote Thii Abba Paise Date Thaa Ammi Maarke Chin Lete Thii

Ek aap hain jo itne acche seedhe

Ek Aap Hain Jo Itne Acche Hain Ek Aap Hain Jo Itne Seedhe Hain Ek Aap Hain Jo Itne Bhole Hain Ek Hum Hain

Zamane se dar kar teri tasveer toilet

Zamane Se Dar Kar Teri Tasveer Toilet Mein Chupa Rakhi Hain Deedar Ho Baar Baar Isliye Julaab Ki Goli Kha Rakhi Hain

Nazar bacha kar se dekhta hu tum

Nazar Bacha Kar Nazar Se Dekhta Hu, Tum Bura Na Maan Jayo Isliye Bade Darr Se Dekhta Hu, Jab Bhi Tumhe Dekhta Hu Tum

Har khusi ko teri taraf mod denge

Har Khusi Ko Teri Taraf Mod Denge, Tere Liye Chand Tare Tod Denge, Tere Liye Khusiyon Ke Darvaaze Khol Denge, Ek Baar Has Ke

Din chad raha tha raat hone wale

Din Chad Raha Tha Raat Hone Wale Thi Tare Chamak Rahe-The Soorag Upne Jawani Pe Tha Aasman Saaf Hai Lak-Tha Hai Baraish Ho-Ge Indian

Maine tujh ko khoon ke letters likhey

Maine Tujh Ko Khoon Ke Letters Likhey In Ko Ink Waley Letter Mat Samjhna Hum Aap Ke Lover Hain Humein Apna Chota Bhai Na

Main kuch purani baaton ko yaad karna

Main Kuch Purani Baaton Ko Yaad Karna Chahta Hu To Kyu Na Hum Apna Apna Pahla Post Yaha Likhe

Abla thi tab ab to hai

Abla Thi Tab Thi , Ab To Hai Nari Sabla, Bajati Hai Mardo Ke Sar Pe Dha Dhana Dhan Tabla

Ramlila se hanuman tha farar role ke

Ramlila Se Hanuman Tha Farar Role Ke Liya Fit Kiya Ek Sardar Jo Tha Bahut Hi Kamal Ped Se Chalang Mar Ka Bola Jo

Humne unse hello kaha unney humko unko

Humne Unse Hello Kaha Unney Humko Hello Kaha Humne Unko Dil Diya Unney Humko Restaurent Ka Bill Diya

Duniya ko ajab rang dikhati hai yeh

Duniya Ko Ajab Rang Dikhati Hai Yeh Ladkiyaaan Mardo Ko Hathon Pe Nachati Hai Ladkiyaan Kapdo Ki Ik Dod (Dor) Si Lagti Hai Jese

Kanjusi ka ha award diya jaega tab

Kanjusi Ka Ha Award Diya Jaega, Tab Aap Ke Naam Sab Se Pehle Aaega, Galti Se Bhi Sms Mat Kar Dena, Warna Ye Awark

Salman kya karti ho jara aishwarya banker

Salman Salman Kya Karti Ho, Jara Aishwarya Banker To Dikhao, Do Char Taj Mahal To Hum Bhi Bana Denge, Pahle Mumtaj Ki Tarah Mar

Ek haath se taali nahin bajti hai

Ek Haath Se Taali Nahin Bajti Hai, Doosre Haath Ki Jarurat Padti Hai Sirf Gharwali Se Kaam Nahin Chalta, Baharwali Ki Jarurat Padti Hai

Koi pyaar mei de phool aur kare

Koi Pyaar Mei De Phool, Aur Koi Pyaar Mei Kare Bhool. Hum To Phool Ko Dekh Kar Baithe Bhool. Aur De Bethe Dil Ek

Ek hum hai jo unki yaad main

Ek Hum Hai Jo Unki Yaad Main Tub Bhaar Bhaar Ke Roye Ek Who Hai Ek Who Hai Jo Nahaa Dokaar Chal Diye

Dard to hua nahi toote dil ki

Dard To Hua Nahi Toote Dil Ki Shayri Kia Karun Ladki To Pati Nahi Kis Ki Nigaho Par Marun

Jai macchar bhagwan ujagar agnit kasto ke

Jai Macchar Bhagwan Ujagar Jai Agnit Kasto Ke Sagar Rog Dut Atulit Baldama Rakt Chus Khatmal Ke Mama Sukcham Roop Dhari Nit Aa Jate

Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal

Kaun Sa Gham Hai Jo Yeh Haal Bana Rakha Hai Na To Makeup Hai Na Baalon Ko Saja Rakha Hai Aur Khama-Kha Chedti Rehti

Kabr pe behatasha rote hue shakhs se

Kabr Pe Behatasha Rote Hue Shakhs Se Humne Poochhaa, Kis Ki Yaad Mein Ro Rahe Ho Is Bekadar? Jaroor Koi Tumahaara Aziz Ya Dile-Jigar

Designer dress pehante ho modern style rakhte

Designer Dress Pehante Ho Modern Style Rakhte Ho Dil Mein Jalan Aur Face Par Smile Rakhte Ho Baat Karni Aati Nahin Phir Bhi Mobile

Ho jaay jab jism ke ander saazish

Ho Jaay Jab Jism Ke Ander Saazish Khuliyoon Ki Ban Jaata Hai Nasoor Ek Phora Yaa Phunsi

Roz nikaltaa hoon teri galiyon se tamana e husn

Roz Nikaltaa Hoon Teri Galiyon Se Tamana-E-Husn Ko Dil Machaltaa Hai Teri Chokhat Par Aakar Sar Uthaata Hoon Buddha Roz Balcony Mein Aa Nikaltaa

Main jaa raha tha allahabad sey cheenai

Main Jaa Raha Tha Allahabad Sey Cheenai Saamnay Baithi Thi Ek Hasina Chuimui Mast Nighaon Say Dekha Jo Usnay Mujhay Laga Mujhako Meri Zindagi

When u feel lonely and alone amp

When U Feel Lonely And Alone & Cannot See Any One Around You, The World Seems To Be Fading Away, Come Along With Me

Kya samajh ke kehta hai khudko shahrukh

Kya Samajh Ke Kehta Hai Khudko Shahrukh Khan Tu Lagta Hai Jaise Thooka Hua Paan Jise Kutte Khaaye Wo Naan Jo Ho Kachre Ke

Dhokha mila jab pyar mein zindagi udaasi

Dhokha Mila Jab Pyar Mein Zindagi Mein Udaasi Cha Gai Socha Tha Chod Denge Is Raah Ko Par Kambhakhat Aaj Mohalle Mein Dusari Aa

Kabhi ham bhi unse nigahein milaya karte

Kabhi Ham Bhi Unse Nigahein Milaya Karte The, Unhe Raaho Me Chher Jaaya Karte The… Khawab Dekhte The , Unhe Apne Baho Me Bharne

Tumhare liye ye sanam chaand taare tor

Tumhare Liye Ye Sanam Chaand Taare Tor Layenge Tum Humein Aawaz Mat Dena Varna Hum Wapas Dor Aayenge Fir Tum Khichoge Baal Hamare Aur

Padh ke soyaa thaa raat mein jab

Padh Ke Soyaa Thaa Raat Mein Jab Need Khulli To Lagaa Sapna Adhuraa Hai Phir So Gayaa Thaa Yaad Mein Ab Exaam Chhut Gayaa

Main shikar hoon kisi or ka muje

Main Shikar Hoon Kisi Or Ka Muje Marta Koi Or Hai Muje Jis Ne Bakri Bana Diya Wo To Bhariya Koi Or Hai Koi

Rasgulle ki pl8 hopepsi ka cr8 ho

Rasgulle Ki Pl8 Ho,Pepsi Ka Cr8 Ho, Ande Ka Oml8 Ho, E-Mail Karne Me Bade Le8 Ho, Jalebi Ki Tarah Stra8 Ho, Kher Jo

Similarity between gandhiji amp mallika dono ne

Similarity Between Gandhiji & Mallika? Dono Ne Kapde Tyag Diye, Ek Ne Desh Ke Liye, Doosre Ne Deshwasion Ke Liye!

Mana ke tum lajawab ho pur jawab

Mana Ke Tum Lajawab Ho Pur Jawab To Hamara Bhi Nahin Hai Mana Ke Tum Khoobsurat Ho Pur Itne Badsurat To Hum Bhi Nahin

English i love you afrikaans ek

English – I Love You Afrikaans – Ek Het Jou Lief Albanian – Te Dua Arabic – Ana Behibak (To Male) Arabic – Ana

Aap ki yaadon ko aasu bana kar

Aap Ki Yaadon Ko Aasu Bana Kar Piya Karenge, Waqt Bewaqt App Ko Miss Kiya Karenge, Appki Yadon Mai Marr Bhi Gayeto Kya Huwa

Tumhari bahut yaad aati hai pata nahi

Tumhari Bahut Yaad Aati Hai Pata Nahi Kyo Tumse Milne Ko Dil Karta Hai Pata Nahi Kyo Tumhe Dekhe Bina Din Acha Nahi Jaata

Dada misses half century 21121212 48

Dada Misses Half Century…. 21+12+12+1+2 = 48 Dada Misses Half Century For The Entire Series By 2 Runs…………… I Here By Announce With Great

Use karti hain make up ka daba rooz

Use Karti Hain Make-Up Ka Daba Rooz Kyun Ban Sanwar Kar Nikalte Hain Rooz Kyun Mummy Tum To Kehti Thi Eid Kab Ki Guzar

Ap ko macher ne kaata ye us

Ap Ko Macher Ne Kaata Ye Us Ka Janun Thaa Ap Ne Khujli Ke Ye Ap Ka Sakun Thaa Phir Be Ap Ne Usey

Tere aane se is gulsan ki shann

Tere Aane Se Is Gulsan Ki Shann Hai Tere Liye Ye Sare Duniya Jahan Hai Tu Hi Sub Mahfilo Ki Shan Hai Or Kya

Tere liye chand taare tod du meain

Tere Liye Chand Taare Tod Du Tere Liye Meain Suraj Ko Fod Du Tu Ek Baar Hans Kar To Dekh Tere Saare Danth Tod

Haayo gulabi chunni waaliye mere wadde veer

Haayo Gulabi Chunni Waaliye, Mere Wadde Veer Di Choti Saaliye, Aa Tenu Ghut Ke Jhappi Paa Layie, Chal Dowein Bhajj Ke Vyah Kara Layie…

Jis ne nahi pe whisky phuti kismat

Jis Ne Nahi Pe Whisky Phuti Kismat Uske Jis Ne Nahi Pe Rum Uske Nahi Chute Gum Jis Ne Nahi Pe Gin Woh Jee

Koi pathar se na maroo mere deewaane

Koi Pathar Se Na Maroo Mere Deewaane Ko Nuclear Science Ka Zamaana Hain Seedhaa Bomb Se Udhaado Saale Ko

Bakre nain mari hai bakri ko laat

Bakre Nain Mari Hai Bakri Ko Laat ( Read Two Times ) To Bakri Bhi Maregi Baker Ko Laat

Rango se bhari sham ho aapki chand

Rango Se Bhari Sham Ho Aapki, Chand Sitaron Se Zyada Shan Ho Aapki, Zindgi Ka Sirf Ek Ho Maksad, Ki Langoor Se Unchi Chalang

Dil mein basa hai pyar tera ankhon

Dil Mein Basa Hai Pyar Tera Ankhon Mein Basi Hai Tasveer Teri Jab Bhi Aati Hai Yaad Teri Hum Dekhte Hai Tom & Jerry

Dil cheez kya hai aap yeh jigar

Dil Cheez Kya Hai Aap Yeh Jigar Bhi Lijiye Kaata Hai Humne Kya Bakra Sirf Aap Ke Liye Iss Kasai Ke Kuchh Aap Ke

Love is your friend foe it can

Love Is Your Friend, Love Is Your Foe, It Can Bring You Happiness It Can Bring You Woe. It Can Cause You Joy As

Tum to thahre bakri chor bhains kya

Tum To Thahre Bakri Chor Bhains Kya Churaaoge Tum To Thahre Bakri Chor Bhains Kya Churaaoge Subah Doodh Waali Ke Haathon Tum Pakde Jaaoge

Wafadar ban gaya hu tere pyar mein

Wafadar Ban Gaya Hu Tere Pyar Mein Wafadar Ban Gaya Hu Tere Pyar Mein Wafadar Ban Gaya Hu Tere Pyar Mein Wafadar To Kutte

Tum gulab ho baharo ka mai kanta

Tum Gulab Ho Baharo Ka ..Mai Kanta Hu Usme Laga….. Tum Bangali Rusmalai Priye..Mai Desi Mill Ka Aata Hu….. Tum Naye Vacume Clener Si..Mai

Mujhe kuch kehna hai jab se main

Mujhe Kuch Kehna Hai Jab Se Main Ne Tumhein Dekha Hai Tarzan Main Main To Tumhara Deewana Ho Gaya Hoon Mera Dil Pardesi Ho

Humne to dil kee baat chhupakar likhi

Humne To Dil Kee Baat Chhupakar Likhi Thii Wo Khat Ko Akhbaar Banaye Firte Hain

Meri shayri ki main kya daad doon

Meri Shayri Ki Main Kya Daad Doon, Tu Mooh Khol Main Paad Doon

Chachundar ke sar pe chameli ka phool

Chachundar Ke Sar Pe Chameli Ka Phool Chachundar Ke Sar Pe Chameli Ka Phool Utterly Butterly Delicious Amul

Kisi charsi bewaday ki baatli ho tum

Kisi Charsi Bewaday Ki Baatli Ho Tum Kya Bemaar Ho Bahut Patli Ho Tum Barson Pehle Howa Koi Kasoor Ho Tum Ped Pe Latka

Interviewer what is skeleton sardar sir

Interviewer : What Is Skeleton? Sardar : Sir, Skeleton Is A Person Who Started Dieting But Forgot To Stop It..!!!

Kal kare so aaj kar ab phone

Kal Kare So Aaj Kar Aaj Kare So Ab Phone Rakh De Varna Bill Bharegi Kab

Bill to pagal hai deewana ache bure

Bill To Pagal Hai Bill Deewana Hai Ache Bure Softwares Banata Hai Yahi Hmm Bill To Pagal Hai Bill Deewana Hai Softwares Ko Main

Hey nida its really sweet bahut hi

Hey Nida Its Really Sweet Bahut Hi Accha Hai I Really Like It Alot Wow How Nice Way Of Describing Your Love. Kamal Kar

Cigrate piney ka ek faida hai insan

Cigrate Piney Ka Ek Faida Hai Insan Kabhi Borah Nahi Hota Kyun Ki‚  Woh Borah Hone Se Pehle Hi Maar Jata Hai

Woh jo unke pare baithein hain aur

Woh Jo Unke Pare Baithein Hain Aur Woh Jo Unke Bhi Pare Baithein Hain Arey Woh Jo Unke Bhi Pare Baithein Hain Nahin Woh

Bhagwan se scooter manga car di ghar

Bhagwan Se Scooter Manga.. Car Di; Ghar Manga.. Bangla Diya; Dost Manga Toh Tumhey Diya.. Bhagwan Ne Isbar Aisa Zulm Kyoun Kiya

Ek mandir tha jis mein buri neeyat

Ek Mandir Tha Jis Mein Buri Neeyat Waale Gayab Ho Jaate Thae.. Salmaan Gaya Salmaan Gayab. Hritik Gaya Hritik Gayab . Malika Gayi Bhagwan

Na woh inkaar karti hai ikraar kambakht

Na Woh Inkaar Karti Hai, Na Woh Ikraar Karti Hai, Kambakht Mere Hi Sapno Mein Aakar, Mere Dost Se Pyaar Karti Hai…

Mere mobile ko sukum milgaya empty inbox

Mere Mobile Ko Sukum Milgaya Empty Inbox Ka Phool Khil Gaya, Aapka Sms That Ya Kele Ka Chilka, Jo Padte Hi Mera Dil Fisal

If you hav studied mbbs r a

If You Hav Studied Mbbs, You R A Doctor. If You Hav Studied B.Ab.L., You R An Advocate. If You Hav Studied B.E, You

N ham hindi pdhela he english muhabbat ki

N-Ham Hindi Pdhela He N-Ham English Pdhela He Muhabbat Ki Khani Sun Ke Tum Par Mar Mitela He Meri Nazron Se Bachkar Tum Kidhar

Chance milla taan chorii ker chhadi mood

Chance Milla Taan Chorii Chorii Ker Chhadi Mood Hoia Taan Dekhhoo Zoori Ker Chhadi Teri Nazar De Tekhhe Barme Ne Mere Pital Warge Dil

Agar karne lage engineer dr ka kaam

Agar Karne Lage Engineer Dr. Ka Kaam To Samaj Lo Ho Gaya Marij Ka Kaam Tamam Thak Jayega Vo Ye Bol Bol Ke Kahan

Love is life wife amp the end

Love Is Life Life Is Wife & Wife Is The End Of Life

Dil todne walon ko saza kyu nahi

Dil Todne Walon Ko Saza Kyu Nahi Har Kisi Ko Pyar Ki Dua Kyu Nahi Log Kehte Hain Ishq To Ek Bimari Hai Phir