Bahut dur rehkar bhi nazro ke pas

Bahut Dur Rehkar Bhi Nazro Ke Pas Rehte Ho
Nazron Se Dur Rehkar Bhi Khas Lagte Ho
Dusro Ki Likhi Hui Shayri Post Karte Ho
Phir Bhi Mujhe Tum Smart Lagte Ho

Ladka bola kash ein hasinao ke

Ladka Bola : Kash Ein Hasinao Ke Baap Mar Jate,
Bahana Gum Ka Hota, Hum Inke Ghar To Jaate.
Ladki Boli: Bewkuf, Yeh Sochana Bhi Paap Hoga,
Kisi Din Tu Bhi Kisi Hasina Ka Baap Hoga. Irshaad! Irshaad!

Agar mujhse mohabbat hai mujhe sab apna

Agar Mujhse Mohabbat Hai Mujhe Sab Apna Dhan De Do
Jo Haathon Se Na De Pao To Chequo Se Sanam De Do
Tumhare Dhan Ko Apna Dhan Banaloo To Qarar Aaye
Tumhari Jeb Ko Halka Kara Loo To Bahar Aaye
Jo Ab Tak Jod Rakhi Hai Mujhe Saari Raqam De Do
Kyu Apne Bank Khate Mein Shareeke Ham Nahi Karte
Rupaye Aapas Mein Apne Baant Kar Kyu Kam Nahi Karte

Aaj ka zamana aisa hai ki subha

Aaj Ka Zamana Aisa Hai
Ki Subha Uthoge To Kutta Ko Utana Padega
Use Nasta Kilana Padega ,Nilana Padega
Aur Woh Kehega…
Iske Bad Tota Chileaga “Me Too Me Too” (Mithu Mithu)
Phir Woh Hee Shararatein…

Dil se ek ishq ki application kar

Dil Se Ek Ishq Ki Ek Application Kar Raha Hoon.
Pyaar Se -Ë—Debug-‘ Karna Mein Wait Kar Raha Hoon.
Tumhaare Intezaar Mein Neend Aayee So Gaya.
Yeh Dekho Mera Connection -‘Time Out-‘ Ho Gaya.

Aaj ye kaisi udaasi chahyi hai tanhai

Aaj Ye Kaisi Udaasi Chahyi Hai
Tanhai Ke Badal Se Bheegi Judai Hai
Roya Hai Phir Mera Dil
Jaane Aaj Kiski Yaad Aayi Hai.
Bechain Shaam Ko Udaas Raat Ne Aawaaz Lagayi Hai
Koi Bhooli Hui Baat Phir Yaad Aayi Hai
Dard Uthha Hai Aaj Phir Seene Mein Mere
Jaane Kisne Chott Lagayi Hai.
Apna Samajh Kar Har Khushi Uspe Lutayi Hai
Badle Mein Chaha Pyar Toh Mili Bewafai Hai
Hue Iss Kadar Rusva Hum Ki
Aaj Khud Pe Sharam Aayi Hai.
Uske Intezar Mein Baithi Meri Parchhai Hai
Kuch Sochkar Aaj Phir Aankh Bhar Aayi Hai
Jal Rahi Thi Shama Bade Shaan Se
Jaane Kisne Aakar Bujhayi Hai.
Aaj Wahi Taarikh Lautkar Phir Aayi Hai
Par Wo Nahin Saath Sirf Meri Tanhai Hai
Yahi Sochenge Umr Bhar Ki
Kyon Usne Ki Meri Rusvai Hai.
Roya Hai Phir Mera Dil
Koi Baat Aaj Phir Yaad Aayi Hai.

Mitra banata jab kabhie chalaye pahila baan

Mitra Banata Jab Kabhie, Chalaye Pahila Baan,
Saari Ghaghri Loot Ta Phir Mangat U Daan,
Fir Maanga U Daan, Jo Deve Toh Pachh Tayii,
Na Deve Jajmaan, Toh Woh Peechhay Pad Jayii,
Kahe ‘Harash’ Kavirai, Anokha Hai Wo Charitra,
Rahina Bach Ke Bhayi, Miliye Jo Aisa Mitra.

Kisi ka pyar milta hain erader ker

Kisi Ka Pyar Milta Hain Erader Ker Nahi Pata,
Kahi Samman Milta Hai,Aaderker Nahi Pata
Kahi Barat Sajtihai,Mager Khushia Nahi Hoti
Kahi Kuch Phool Hai Jenma Kabhi Khushbhu Nahi Hoti
Kahi Adhar Melta Hai Sahara Ben Nahi Pata
Bhaver May Jud Gaya Rishta Kinara Ban Nahi Pata

From mon to sun jan dec birth

From Mon To Sun, From Jan To Dec
From Birth Till My Death
My Feelings 4 U Have Never Changed
For Me, You’ve Always Been
……….A Headache

Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai

Aahat Si Koi Aye To Lagta Hai Ki Tum Ho.
Hawa Koi Lehrayi To Lagta Hai Ki Tum Ho.
Ab Tum Hi Batao,
Kya Tum Kisi Bhoot Se Kam Ho ?

Aaya wapis to laga ke sab hai

Aaya Wapis To Laga Ke Sab Hai
Gaya Tha Yaha Se To Bhi Sab The
Aaya Wapis To Laga Ke Sab Hai
Gaya Tha Yaha Se To Bhi Sab The
Gaye To Nahi Hai Koi
Par Lagta Hai Yaha Pe Sab Ab Bhi Hai

Door jab gav me bacha rota hai

Door Door Jab Gav Me Bacha Rota Hai Tab Uski Maa Kehti Hai.
Beta ,Uuu…Uuu…Uuu…Uuuu..
Mat Kar ,Warna Bada Hokar .
Himesh Reshamiya Banega.

Ae mere unborn beti would be pisar kaun

Ae Mere Unborn Beti Ae Mere Would-Be Pisar
Kaun Kahtaa Hai Ke Tujhko Haq-E-Paidaaish Nahi
Sirf Itni Arz Hai, Kuchh Der Muhlat De Mujhe
Is Maheene Ke Budget Mein Koi Gunjaaish Nahi
[Pisar = Son, Boy
Haq-E-Paidaaish = Paidaa Hone Ka Haq, The Right To Be Born]

Humne bhi pyaar se khat likha thaandheron

Humne Bhi Pyaar Se Khat Likha Tha…Andheron Mein
Khat Mein Pata Aur Kisi Ka Likh Dala…Andheron Main
Dosre Din Joh Aakar Pita Mujhe Os Ne…Andheron Mein
Boli Pata Mera, Ye Khat Kise Likh Dala…Andheron Mein

Humari life us waqt complete hoti hai

Humari Life Us Waqt Complete Hoti Hai
Jab Aap Hon Or Main Hoon Or Humaare
Chhothe Chhothe Pyare Pyare Sweet Sweet
Nanay Munay Aur Sharaarty Sms Hon.

Unki gali se jab mera janaaza niklaa

Unki Gali Se Jab Mera Janaaza Niklaa
Woh Na Nikle Jinke Liye Janazza Niklaa
Jab Uska Ghar Aaya Mera Dost Sitiyaan
Bajaane Laga Rakh Ke Mera Janaaza
Saala Use Pataane Laga

Hello darling hum tumpe marela hai peeche

Hello Darling Hello Hum Tumpe Marela Hai
Peeche Mud Ke Dekh Tera Deewana Khadela Hai
Ji Karta Hai Tumko Coffee Pilane Ko
Coffee Bhi Ready Sugar Bhi Ready
Doodh Fatela Haifatela
Hello Darling Hello Hum Tumpe Marela Hai
Ji Karta Hai Tum Ko Sair Karane Ko
Gadi Bhi Ready Driver Bhi Ready
Tyre Fatela Haifatela
Hello Darling Hello Hum Tumpe Marela Hai
Ji Karta Hai Tumko Kiss Karne Ko
Tum Bhi Ready Hum Bhi Ready
Public Khadela Hai Khadela
Hello Darling Hello Hum Tum Pe Marela Hai
Ji Karta Hai Tumhare Sang Shaadi Manane Ko
Pandit Bhi Ready Hum Bhi Ready
Baap Adela Haiadela
Hello Darling Hello Hum Tum Pe Marela Hai
Peeche Mud Ke Dekh Tera Deewana Khadela Hai

Maths teacher tell me rohan if u

Maths Teacher: Tell Me Rohan, If U Have 4 Mangoes And
I Ask U To Give Me 3, What Will Be Left?
Rohan: Four.
Teacher: How?
Rohan: Well, Im Not A Fool To Give U The Mangoes!

Saara din yaadon me guzar jaata hai

Saara Din Yaadon Me Guzar Jaata Hai,
Phir Bhi Raat Ko Aapka Hi Khawaab Aata Hai,
Kuch Yaadein Is Kadar Ban Jaati Hain Ki,
Aaine Me Bhi Chehra Aapka Nazar Aata Hai.

Koi is chilman se jhanke us aag

Koi Is Chilman Se Jhanke
Koi Us Chilman Se Jhanke
Aag Lagaa Do Is Chilman Ko
Na Koi Is Chilman Se Jhanke Na Us Chilman Se Jhanke

Chhup gaya badli mein jaake chaand bhi

Chhup Gaya Badli Mein Jaake,
Chaand Bhi Sharma Gaya
Chhup Gaya Badli Mein Jaake,
Chaand Bhi Sharma Gaya
Bhoot Ne Jab Tumko Dekha,
Bhoot Bhi Ghabra Gaya !!!

Ro reha hai dil karaan ta ki

Ro Reha Hai Dil Karaan Ta Ki Karaan,
Ban Gayi Mushkil Karaan Ta Ki Karaan,
Ditta Si Pyaar Da Parcha Mar – Mar Ke Asaan,
Number Aaye Nill Karaan Ta Ki Karaan.

Hum samajhte the woh ladki hai seedhi

Hum Samajhte The Woh Ladki Hai Seedhi Saadi
Uska Blueprint Dekha To Cuboid Nikla
Socha Tha Kuch Bhaav Denge To Return Milega
Uska To Prototype Hi Void Nikla

Teri kushbu se bharey mail mein udata

Teri Kushbu Se Bharey Mail Mein Udata Kaise
Is Chotey Se Mailbox Ko Samjhata Kaise
Tum Isey Kaho Diwangi Ya Kaho Dard-E-Judai
Sach To Yeh Hai Ke Tum Mails Ke Thru Mere Dil Mein Samayeen
Aaj Meri Hard Disk Bhi Ho Gayi Naraz
Ismein Sirf Teri Mails Hi Bhari Hai Aati Hai Aawaj
Mails Jo Tunne Mujhe Baar Baar Likhey
Kabhi Sirf Ek To Kabhi Hazar Hazar Likhey
Mails Voh Ke Jinhey Maine Pm Ki Nazar Se Bachakar Rakha
Kabhi Is Server To Kabhi Us Server Mein Chupakar Rakha
Teri Khusbu Mein Bassey Mail Aaj Mein Cd Pe Dump Kar Aaya Hoon
Teri Yadoon Ka Back-Up Bhi Bana Laya Hoon

Aarzoo e tamanna hai tujhe pane ki ki par

Aarzoo-E-Tamanna Hai Tujhe Pane Ki…
Aarzoo-E-Tamanna Hai Tujhe Pane Ki,
Par Tujhe To Baatein Aa Rahi Hain Zamaane Ki,
Chaha K Tujhe Bhaga K Le Jaun…
Chaha K Tujhe Bhaga K Le Jaun,
Par Tujhe To Padi Hai Abhi Bhi Khane Ki.
Na Tassvir Hai Tumhari Jo Deedar Kiya Jaaye,
Na Tum Paas Ho Jo Pyar Kiya Jaaye,
Yeh Koun Sa Dard Diya Hai Tumne,
Na Kuch Kahaa Jaye Aur Na Tum Bin Raha Jaaye….

Pait main ek lahar si uthi hai

Pait Main Ek Lahar Si Uthi Hai Abhi
Koi Tazza Hawa‚  Chali Hai Abhi
Shor Barpaan Hai Ghusalkhaana-E-Train Mein
Koi Motorcycle Si Chali Hai Abhi
Kuch To Nazuk Hisaab Hai Apnaa
Aur Kuch Bheed Bhi Nahi Hai Abhi
Soch Ke Ye Jo Humne Ki Himmat
Ek Afraatafrisi Train Mein Machi Hai Abhi
Pait Main Ek Lahar Si Uthi Hai Abhi
Koi Tazza Hawa‚  Chali Hai Abhi
Station Ki Be-Charaag Khuddiyon Mein
Public Tujh Ko Dhoondti Hai Abhi

Banke dulhan aaram se soya nahi jaata

Banke Dulhan Aaram Se Soya Nahi Jaata,
Daaman Ko Bhi Aankho Se Bhigoya Nahi Jaata,
Barbaad Na Kar De Kahin Make Up Mera Yeh Aansu,
Is Khauf Se Jee Khol Ke Roya Nahi Jaata

Aap ke desktop pe hai kitne saare

Aap Ke Desktop Pe Hai Kitne Saare Icon,
Usme Ek Hai Humaare Pyaar Kaa Icon,
Kabhi To Us Icon Par Double Click Karo
Aur Hume Apne Pyaar Se Nawaazo.

Likh ke tum ne haath par hamaara

Likh Ke Tum Ne Haath Par Hamaara Naam Ghis Diya
Surya Jaise Badaria Ne Sar-E-Shaam Ghis Diya
Hamane Chaand Kahke Tum Ko Aasmaan De Diya
Tumne Bhaiya Kahke Hamko Sar-E-Aam Ghis Diya.

Janaaza mera uth raha tha phir bhi

Janaaza Mera Uth Raha Tha,
Phir Bhi Taqleef Thi Unhe Aane Me,
Bewafa Ghar Me Baithey Puch Rahe The,
Aur Kitni Der Hai Unko Dafnaane Mein?

Aye baghwan mujhe bhi us motu ke

Aye Baghwan Mujhe Bhi Us Motu Ke Tarah Lift Kara De
Bangla Motar Car Mujhe Nahi, Chahiye
Mujhe Tu Kisi Dil Main Shift Kara De
Miss India Dinesh Bhai Ko Tum De Dena
Mujhe To Kisi Kaali Bhootni Ko He Gift Kara De ,

Someday u may lose ur hair teeth

Someday U May Lose Ur Hair.
U May Lose Ur Teeth- Ur Money & Even Lose Ur Mind.
But 1 Thing U Will Never Loose Is Ur Good Looks.
Coz U Cant Lose Wot U Don’t Have!

Smile is a language of love way

Smile Is A Language Of Love,
Smile Is A Way 2 Get Success.
Smile Is 2 Win Hearts,
Smile Improves Ur Personality.
So Please
Brush Daily!

Pichle zamane ki ladkiyan yeh kehti thi

Pichle Zamane Ki Ladkiyan Yeh Kehti Thi:
Pehla Pehla Pyaar Hai, Aankhon Me Khumaar Hai, Aaja Mere Saajna Tera Intezaar Hai
But Aaj Kal Ki Ladkiyan Kehti Hai:
Pehla Pehla Pyaar Hai, Aankhon Me Khumaar Hai, Aaja Mere Saajna, Nahi To Dusra Taiyaar Hai

Jab hota hai tera didaar dil dhadkta

Jab Hota Hai Tera Didaar,
Dil Dhadkta Hai Baar-Baar
Jab Hota Hai Tera Didar,
Dil Dhadkta Hai Baar-Baar
.Aadat Se Majboor Ho Tum Jane Kab Maang Lo Udhaar

Tu chaand maange main de du raat

Tu Chaand Maange Main Chaand De Du,
Tu Raat Maange Main Raat De Du,
Tu Dil Maange Main Dil De Du,
Tu Jaan Maange……
Abe Bas Departmental Store Samajh Rakha Hai Kya???

Tujhse pyar kerne ki aaisi saza payi

Tujhse Pyar Kerne Ki Aaisi Saza Payi Hai…….
Tujhse Pyar Kerne Ki Aaisi Saza Payi Hai…….
Tujhse Pyar Kerne Ki Aaisi Saza Payi Hai…….
Ek Beta Mera Nayi(Barber) To Dusra Halwai Hai…….

Cheti katao ticket saare te baijo bus

Cheti Katao Ticket Saare,
Te Baijo Bus De Ander,
Jas Driver Hai Punjab Roadways Da,
Jisda Route Hai Delhi To Jallandher…
Leike Rabb Da Naam Ditti Speed Pher,
Wadha Ke Speed Osne Paa Ditta Top Gear,
Kehn Lage Lokki Onu, Ki Dekhi Jas,
Rakhi Khayal, Kithe Ho Na Jaaye Deir…
Ik Taan Bheed Wi Enni Si Bus Ch,
Lokkan Ne Ek Dooje Nu Thake Mukke Maare,
Ho Gayi Ladayi Ona Di Aapas Ch,
Ona Conductor Wi Sut Ditta Bahare…
Ghabrahat Ch
De Ditti Ik Cycle Thalle Jas Ne,
Loki Chikkan Lage Saare De Saare,
Pichon Ik Truck Ne Thok Ditta Bus Nu,
Loki Wadd Gaye Seatan Thalle Darr De Maare…
Full Speed Te Jas Ne Bade Bhunde Cut Maare,
Dekh Ke Enni Speed Rabb Nu Yaad Karan Lage Saare,
Cut Maar Maar Jas Si Jaayi Jaunda,
Naale Tod Ditte Osne Signal Wi Saare…
Darr Nahi Kise Da Wi Ajj,
Ban Gaya Jas Driver Mast Kalander,
Full Speed Te Jaa Reha Si,
Achanak Thalle Aa Gaya Ik Bander…
Agge Pei Gaya Police Da Naaka,
Te Police Ne Ghera Paa Leya,
Jas Nu Laa Ke Bus Ton Thalle,
Ona Sadak Te Lamba Paa Leya…
Ik Pulsiye Ne Maareya Thudd,
Kissi Ne Maariyan Chandan,
Hath Jod Jas Maafiyan Mange,
Peher Wi Pei Gya Pullse Da Danda…
Hondi Thukayi Vekh Ke Jas Di,
Othe Ikaththi Ho Gayi Bheed,
Kehn Laga Inspectar Jas Nu,
Kaka Aggon Karenga Enni Speed…
Hun Jas Si Sochi Jaaunda Ki
Kaanu Eh Wella Syapa Paa Leya,
Nahi Karni Drivery Hun Kade,
Jas Ne Hath Kanna Nu Laa Leya…

If u like my sms it means

If U Like My Sms,
It Means I-‘m Smart
If You Save,
U Agree I-‘m Smart
If U Forward,
U Spread That I-‘m Smart
&
If U Delete,
U R Jealous, Because I-‘m Smart.

Aap ka deedar huwa to dil pardesi

Aap Ka Deedar Huwa To Dil Pardesi Ho Gaya
Main Muhabbat Ke Khel Main Anadi Hoon Lekin
Tumhare Khubsoorat Muskaan Ka Kia Kehna
Yeh Dil Ko Ab Bas Tere Naam Ki Khuwahish Hai
Ais Deewane Ki Deewangee Ka Sailaab Dekh Lo
Teri Kasam Ab Rehna Hai Tere Dil Main
Yeh Shabd Mere Dil Se Hain Janam Main Kunwara Pakistani Hoon
Kia Tum Mujh Se Shadi Karogi?
Ho Sakta Hai Tumhein Krodh Aaye Par
Mere Mehboob Dil Deke Dekho Mere Love Story Ko Stop Mat Karna
Warna Yeh Devdas Sanyasi Ban Kar Dam Tod Dega

Tu lagdi te inni sohni hain tainu

Tu Lagdi Te Inni Sohni Hain Tainu Heer Na Aakhiye Te Ki Aakhiye,
Tu Lagda Ta Meri Maassi De Put Warga Tainu Veer Na Aakhiye Te Ki Aakhiye,

Ye labz bhi tumhi se hai khayalat

Ye Labz Bhi Tumhi Se Hai
Ye Khayalat Bhi Tumhi Se Hai
Tum To Hamesha Tarif Karte Ho Shayri Ki
Are Yaar Ye Shayri Bhi To Tumhi Se Hai

Wada tor diya hai usne jise hum

Wada Tor Diya Hai Usne Jise Hum‚  Pyar Bahut Karte Hai
Pahale To Milne Jate The Unse
Ab Ashq (Ansu)‚  Baha Karte Hai
Ab To Hum‚  Use Yaad Karke Roz Hasa Karte Hai
Bcoz‚  Yaaro(Dosto Ab To Hum Mentel Hospital Mein Raha Karte Hai

Shahjahan ne taj mahal ki har deewar

Shahjahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha,
Har Meenar Ko Dekha,
Har Kaleen Ko Dekha,
Har Khidki Se Dekha… Aur Bola…
Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!

Ek ladki thee dewani si mobile lekar

Ek Ladki Thee Dewani Si
Mobile Lekar Chalti Thi
Nazre Jhukake
Mobile Mein Kuch Karti Thi
Jab Bhi Milti Thi Mujhse
Yehi Pucha Karti Thi
Ye Chalu Kaise Hota Hai

Ji chahta hai le lu tumhari duaye

Ji Chahta Hai Le Lu Tumhari
Duaye Umar Bahr Ke Liye.
Tumhen Dekh Kar Khda Hota Hai Mera
Hath Salam Karne Ke Liye,
Magta Hun To Deti Nahi Hai
Javab Meri Baat Ka,
Or Deti Hai To Khda Ho Jata Hai Keya To Bolo Yar
Rom Rom Jazbat Ka,,

Dil lagaana hain is zamaane mein toh

Dil Lagaana Hain Is Zamaane Mein Toh Pehele Tajmahal Bana Lena,
Ek Mumtaaz Agar Nikali Toh Doosri Koh Mumtaaz Banaa Dena,
Har Ladki Banegi Mumtaaz Tumhaari,
Ek Baar Usey Apnaa Tajmahal Bataa Dena

Aap ko kya maloom ki gum cheez

Aap Ko Kya Maloom Ki Gum Kya Cheez Hai
Aap Ko Kya Maloom Ki Gum Kya Cheez Hai
Aapne To Hamesha Cellotape Ka Use Kiya Hai

Dubai chalo a family in southern

Dubai Chalo !!
A Family In Southern India Was Puzzled When The Coffin Of Their Dead Grandmother Arrived From The Gulf. It Was Sent By One Of The Daughters. The Dead Body Was So Tightly Squeezed Inside The Coffin With No Space Left In It! When They Opened The Lid, They Found A Letter On Top, Which Read As Follows: Dear Brothers And Sisters, I Am Sending Our Grandmother’s Body To You, Since It Was Her Wish That She Should Be Cremated In The Compound Of Our Ancestral Home In Andhra. Sorry, I Could Not Come Along As All Of My Paid Leaves Are Consumed. You Will Find Inside The Coffin, Under Amma’s Body, 12 Cans Of Cheese, 10 Packets Of Chocolates And Packets Of Badam. Please Divide These Among All Of You. On Amma’s Feet You Will Find A New Pair Of Reebok Shoes (Size 10) For Mohan. Also, There Are 2 Pairs Of Shoes For Radha And Lakshmi’s Sons. Hope The Sizes Are Correct. Amma Is Wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The Large Size Is For Mohan And The Others Are For My Nephews. Just Distribute Them Among Yourselves. The 2 New Jeans That Amma Is Wearing Are For The Boys. The Swiss Watch That Rema Wanted Is On Amma’s Left Wrist. Shanta Aunty, Amma Is Wearing The Necklace, Earrings And Ring That You Asked For. Please Take Them. The 6 White Cotton Socks That Amma Is Wearing Must Be Divided Among My Teenager Nephews. Please Distribute All These Uniformly And If Anything More Required Let Me Know, Since Our Appa Is Also Not Keeping Well Nowadays I Can Send All Required Things When Our Appa Also…

Aap bhi mujhe yaad karo jaise har

Aap Bhi Mujhe Yaad Karo
Jaise Har Pal Maine Tujhe Yaad Kiya
Vaise Ek Pal Bhi Aap Waqt Apna Na Barbaad Karo
Hi This A A Cool Guy.
I Always Enjoy Every Moment Of Life.
I Hope U Are Feeling Fine.
If Not . Be Happy.
Live For This Moment

Tum hoti to aisa hota waisa hota

Tum Hoti To Aisa Hota, Tum Hoti To Waisa Hota
Tum Is Baat Pe Itna Hasti, Tum Uss Baat Pe Itna Khush Hoti,
Tum Is Baat Pe Ye Kehti,Tum Uss Baat Pe Wo Kahati
Shukar Hai Tum Nahi Ho!!!

Dekh kar mujhe aankh marti hai ladki

Dekh Kar Mujhe Aankh Marti Hai Ladki Hai Ke Sensor
Baat Baat Par Kiss Karti Hai Honth Hai Tere Ke Dispenser?
Dekh Kar Thandi Aahe Bharti Hai Aur Karti Hai Mujh Ko Ghayal
Mauka Milte Hi Leta Deti Ho Gaud Hai Teri Ke Strature?
Karti Ho Tum Peecha Hardam Mera Har Kadam Par
Aa Kar Gale Se Lag Jati Ho Baahein Hai Teri Ke Juicer?
Daboch Leti Ho Chadh Jati Ho Aa Kar Seene Par Mere
Dikhati Ho Taare Din Dahade Body Hai Teri Ke Bulldozer?
Chatpatau Mau Mar Mar Jau Chuti Hai Mujh Ko Aise
Kar Leti Hai Pyaar Chup Ke Se Ladki Hai Tu Ke Machar?

Dekhte ki unki aankhon mein doob gaye

Dekhte Ki Unki Aankhon Mein Doob Gaye,
Phool Jaise..Khud Kaanton Ko Choob Gaye.
Pal Bhar Mein Laga Ki Dil Humare Jood Gaye,
Ye Kya.?..Agle Hi Maud Pe Woh To Mood Gaye….

Dhol baaje ke dham phat gaya

Dhol Baaje Dhol Baaje Dhol Baaje
Dhol Baaje Dhol Baaje Dhol Baaje
Dhol Baaje Dhol Baaje Dhol Baaje Dhol
Ke Dham Dham Dham Dham Phat Gaya Dhol

Aab chai say kartee hai woh ranjhay

Aab Chai Say Kartee Hai Woh Ranjhay Ki Tawazuh
Khooraq Jo Hotee Hai Zaroori Nahin Latee
Doonon Kisi Bar Main Jaa Kay Kha Leatay Hain Burger
Aab Heer Kabhi Lunch Main Choooori Nahin Laatee

Dil chahta hai tumhari dhadkano ko apne

Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Dhadkano Ko Apne Kaanon Se Sunu
Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Dhadkano Ko Apne Kaanon Se Sunu
Lakin Yeh Zalim Zamana Mere Kaan Hi Khich Leta Hai…..

Gora rang uspe lali sajayee hui hai

Gora Gora Rang Uspe Lali Sajayee Hui Hai
Gora Gora Rang Uspe Lali Sajayi Hui Hai
Itna Bhi Guroor Na Kar O Soniye
Humne Tere Se Bhi Haseen Fasayi Hui Hai

Aay haseen larki tere honton per yeh

Aay Haseen Larki
Tere Honton Per Yeh Gulabi Lipstick
Tere Nain Katoron Mein Laga Hua Kajal
Aur Isi Kajal Ka Honton Kay Paas Til
Tere Lambay Lambay Jhumkay
Teri Nazuk See Bindiya
Na Jaanay Kitnon Kay Dil Ko Loot Ti Hogi
Per Mujhay Yeh Bilkul Attract Nahin Karti
Kyunki In Mein Say Koi Bhi Cheez
Tumnay Kabhi Bhi
Meri Shop Say Nahin Khareedi

Yeh kia ho raha hai na tum

Yeh Kia Ho Raha Hai Na Tum Jaano Na Hum
Rangeela Ban Gaya Hai Jaise Chahat Ka Musam
Hum Tum Jab Bhi Takraye Hamari Aankhein Jab Bhi Mili
Khubsurat Se Us Pal Main Mere Dil Ne Yeh Kaha Sanam
Har Rang Ko Bana Ke Shabd Ashiqui Ke Kaghaz Pe
Likhoonga Main Tere Naam Leke Muhabbat Ki Kalam
Tere Liye Aik Geet Likhoon Apne Dhadkan Ke Taal Pe
Dil Chahta Hai Gaata Rahoon Tere Gunn Jab Tak Rahe Dam
Aitebaar Karo Janam Samjha Karo Poocho Hum Aap Ke Hain Kaun
Main Kahoonga Tum Mere Ho Aur Hum Tumhare Hain Sanam

Janey kyu mujhey is sardi mein nahlatey

Janey Kyu Mujhey Is Sardi Mein Nahlatey Hai Yeh Log
Hukum Apna Kyun Mujh Pe Chalatey Hai Yeh Log
Dua Hai Khuda Se Ke In Logo Ko Aisa Sabk Sikhaye
Sabun Lagaya Ho Purey Badan Per Aur Paani Chala Jaye