Dekh kar mujhe aankh marti hai ladki

Dekh Kar Mujhe Aankh Marti Hai Ladki Hai Ke Sensor
Baat Baat Par Kiss Karti Hai Honth Hai Tere Ke Dispenser?
Dekh Kar Thandi Aahe Bharti Hai Aur Karti Hai Mujh Ko Ghayal
Mauka Milte Hi Leta Deti Ho Gaud Hai Teri Ke Strature?
Karti Ho Tum Peecha Hardam Mera Har Kadam Par
Aa Kar Gale Se Lag Jati Ho Baahein Hai Teri Ke Juicer?
Daboch Leti Ho Chadh Jati Ho Aa Kar Seene Par Mere
Dikhati Ho Taare Din Dahade Body Hai Teri Ke Bulldozer?
Chatpatau Mau Mar Mar Jau Chuti Hai Mujh Ko Aise
Kar Leti Hai Pyaar Chup Ke Se Ladki Hai Tu Ke Machar?

Dekhte ki unki aankhon mein doob gaye

Dekhte Ki Unki Aankhon Mein Doob Gaye,
Phool Jaise..Khud Kaanton Ko Choob Gaye.
Pal Bhar Mein Laga Ki Dil Humare Jood Gaye,
Ye Kya.?..Agle Hi Maud Pe Woh To Mood Gaye….

Dhol baaje ke dham phat gaya

Dhol Baaje Dhol Baaje Dhol Baaje
Dhol Baaje Dhol Baaje Dhol Baaje
Dhol Baaje Dhol Baaje Dhol Baaje Dhol
Ke Dham Dham Dham Dham Phat Gaya Dhol

Aab chai say kartee hai woh ranjhay

Aab Chai Say Kartee Hai Woh Ranjhay Ki Tawazuh
Khooraq Jo Hotee Hai Zaroori Nahin Latee
Doonon Kisi Bar Main Jaa Kay Kha Leatay Hain Burger
Aab Heer Kabhi Lunch Main Choooori Nahin Laatee

Dil chahta hai tumhari dhadkano ko apne

Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Dhadkano Ko Apne Kaanon Se Sunu
Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Dhadkano Ko Apne Kaanon Se Sunu
Lakin Yeh Zalim Zamana Mere Kaan Hi Khich Leta Hai…..

Gora rang uspe lali sajayee hui hai

Gora Gora Rang Uspe Lali Sajayee Hui Hai
Gora Gora Rang Uspe Lali Sajayi Hui Hai
Itna Bhi Guroor Na Kar O Soniye
Humne Tere Se Bhi Haseen Fasayi Hui Hai

Aay haseen larki tere honton per yeh

Aay Haseen Larki
Tere Honton Per Yeh Gulabi Lipstick
Tere Nain Katoron Mein Laga Hua Kajal
Aur Isi Kajal Ka Honton Kay Paas Til
Tere Lambay Lambay Jhumkay
Teri Nazuk See Bindiya
Na Jaanay Kitnon Kay Dil Ko Loot Ti Hogi
Per Mujhay Yeh Bilkul Attract Nahin Karti
Kyunki In Mein Say Koi Bhi Cheez
Tumnay Kabhi Bhi
Meri Shop Say Nahin Khareedi

Yeh kia ho raha hai na tum

Yeh Kia Ho Raha Hai Na Tum Jaano Na Hum
Rangeela Ban Gaya Hai Jaise Chahat Ka Musam
Hum Tum Jab Bhi Takraye Hamari Aankhein Jab Bhi Mili
Khubsurat Se Us Pal Main Mere Dil Ne Yeh Kaha Sanam
Har Rang Ko Bana Ke Shabd Ashiqui Ke Kaghaz Pe
Likhoonga Main Tere Naam Leke Muhabbat Ki Kalam
Tere Liye Aik Geet Likhoon Apne Dhadkan Ke Taal Pe
Dil Chahta Hai Gaata Rahoon Tere Gunn Jab Tak Rahe Dam
Aitebaar Karo Janam Samjha Karo Poocho Hum Aap Ke Hain Kaun
Main Kahoonga Tum Mere Ho Aur Hum Tumhare Hain Sanam

Janey kyu mujhey is sardi mein nahlatey

Janey Kyu Mujhey Is Sardi Mein Nahlatey Hai Yeh Log
Hukum Apna Kyun Mujh Pe Chalatey Hai Yeh Log
Dua Hai Khuda Se Ke In Logo Ko Aisa Sabk Sikhaye
Sabun Lagaya Ho Purey Badan Per Aur Paani Chala Jaye

Woh ankhen style uski pyari smile aur

Woh Ankhen‚  Woh Style Uski
Woh Pyari Pyari Smile Uski
Aur Koi Nahi Woh Rock Hai Dosto
Nishita Hai Sabse Badi Fan Jiski
Karta Hai Har Mushkil Ko Mumkin
Aur Kehta Hai If U Smell Wot The Rock Is Cookin

If u sneeze once8212think i m remembering

If U Sneeze Once—Think I M Remembering U,
If U Sneeze Twice—-Think I Want To Meet U,
If U Sneeze Thrice—-Think I M Missing U,
If U Sneeze Fourth Time—-Fool Take A Tablet

Meri zindgi per faqat itna ehsan ker

Meri Zindgi Per Faqat Itna Ehsan Ker Do
Ik Be-Naam Si Mohabbt Mere Naam Ker Do
Ik Subha Ko Milo Or Sham Ker Do
Or Sham Tak Mere Ghar Ka Sara Kam Kr Do

Dekh kar nigah e goli zamane ki aaj than

Dekh Kar Nigah-E-Goli Zamane Ki
Aaj Than Li Hai Humne Nahane Ki
Ae Begum Na Ho Tu Humse Naraz
Aaj Badal Denge Halat Ghuslkahne Ki
Nahate Huye Ho Gyi Baniyan Jo Gili
Dund Rha Hoon Jagah Usse Shukhane Ki
Sukha Liya Humne Apne Gesuoon Ko
Ab Baari Hai Unmein Tel Lagane Ki
Subho Begum Ne Uth Ke Dande Se Pita
Halat Jo Karab Ho Gyi Thi Sirhane Ki

Jindagi ke haseen mod pe is se

Jindagi Ke Haseen Mod Pe, Is Se Behtar Mauka Kahan?
Ki Hum Sab Kuch Bhool Kar, Internet Pe Mil Rahe Yahaan!
Shayad Isi Liye Hum Raat Ko Jaag, Subah Soyaa Kar Rahe…
Ki Jinse Mile Hi Nahin, Unse Milne Ki Sapne Dekh Rahe

Teacher what r ur hobbies he

Teacher: What R Ur Hobbies….
He : Sir Reading And Writing Shayri….
Teacher: Ok…. Translate This One In English…..
Ishq Ne Hame Nikamma Kar Diya Galib……
Varna Aadmi Hum Bhi Kaam Ke The……
He : Love Made Me Unemployed Galib……
Otherwise I Will Be The Member Of Icai*
*=institute Of Chartered Accountants Of India….

Khuda kare poori duniya ke aasiq mere

Khuda Kare Poori Duniya Ke Aasiq Mere Koonche Me Bas Jayen
Jab Jab Unkee Aankhon Ke Asq Sookhen, Jam Kar Aasman Roye
Khet Khalyanon Me Haryaali Hogee, Sabke Ghar Diwali Hogee
Majnoo Ko Laila Milei Ne Mile, Magar Koi Ne Koi Uskee Saali Hogee

Mere kitne sms mile bahut saare koi

Mere Kitne Sms Mile?
Bahut Saare?
Koi Ache Se Saza Do Mujhe….Chalo Aisa Karo Bhula Do Mujhe……
Tum Ko Bholo Tou Mout A Jay…..Koi Aise He Dua Do Mujhe…. Says:
Aur Tune Kitne Bheje? Ek Bhi Nahi!
Haaak Thu: Ab Tak Bahut Sms Khaye – Ab Goli Kha – Dhishkyoun!

Ek na din yeh story banyge to

Ek Na Ek Din Yeh Story Banyge
To Mare Kitchen Ke Kotri Banyge
Chmcha May Tra Bankey Raho Ga
Saath Tare Hamsha Chipaka Raho Ga

Jis vele tu mil jave din

Jis Vele Tu Mil Jave …….
Din Wakhra Ho Jave……
Jis Vele Tu Pass Aave…..
Teri Wajah To Aasi Sans Ki Badbu Se Mer Jave

Father asked beti tum bari

Father Asked Beti :
-ŗ Tum Bari Ho Ker Kia Karo Gi?-
Beti :-
Maa Banun Gi,
Study Karon Gi,
Shari Karon Gi,
Bus Or Kia?-
Mom : -beti Jo Marzi Kerna
Per Zara Tarteeb Seedhi Rakhna-

Sms na karke dil tod diya mera

Sms Na Karke Dil Tod Diya Mera,
Ab Mobile Dafna Dena,
Kafan Na Mile To Apna Rumal Udha Dena,
Koi Puchhe Rog Kya Tha,
To Nazre Jhuka Ke Apni Kanjusi Bata Dena.

J 13 khayal 20 na aaway 80

J 13 Khayal 20 Na Aaway
80 Udaas Ho Jaanday Aan
Tay 100 20 Nai Sakday Chalo A 10 Diyo
K Tusi 20 Saanu Inna E Yaad Karday O?
Ya Roz 32 Band Kar K 100 Janday O

Patte gir sakte hain par ped nahi

Patte Gir Sakte Hain Par Ped Nahi
Suraj Dub Sakta Hai Par Aasman Nahi
Dharti Sukh Sakti Hai Par Dariya Nahi
Duniya Sudhar Sakti Hai Par Tum Nahi

Har chashmish ladki khud ko jassi samajhti

Har Chashmish Ladki Khud Ko Jassi Samajhti Hai
Magar Woh Uski Xerox Copy Bhi Nahin Hai
Jab Kale Kapde Pehanti Hain Khud Ko Vakil Samajhti Hain
Magar Woh Uski Xerox Copy Bhi Nahin Hai
Make-Up Karti Hain To Khud Ko Miss India Samajhti Hain
Magar Woh Uski Xerox Copy Bhi Nahin Hai
Har Padi Likhi Ladki Khud Ko Munna Bhai Mbbs Samajhti Hai
Magar Woh Uski Xerox Copy Bhi Nahin Hai

Kal jo do char logo ne tere

Kal Jo Do Char Logo Ne Tere Husan Ki Tareef Kar Di
Tujh Main To Tewar Aa Gaya
Hamare Pyaar Ke Program Main Achanak Run-Time Error Aa Gaya
Tere Pyaar Ke Virus Ne Mere Dil Ko Loot Liya
Tera Naam Un Par Se Nahi Hata
Main Ne Dil Ke System Ko Kayi Baar Reboot Kia
Jab Se Tera Chehra Dekha Main To Kahin Kho Gaya
Tera Deewana Mera Yeh Mann Ho Gaya
Dil Ka Processor Tab Se Slow Ho Gaya
Pentium Four Tha Ab Pentium One Ho Gaya
Tune Mujhe Chun Ke Apne Doosre Aashikon Ko Looooser Banaya
Tune Mujhe Apne System Ka Hole Soul User Banaya
Tune Mujhe Apne Dil Se Delete Kia
Doosron Se Ja Ke Tune Meet Kia
Main Ne Bhi Ja Ke Ladkiyon Se Flirt Kia
Tujhe Recycle Bin Main Dal Ke Un Ko Dil Main Insert Kia
Main Tere Beutiful Cabinet Pe Mar Gaya
Par Jab Tera Corrupt Processor Aur Hard Disk Dekha
Main Apne Life Cycle Ko Le Kar Dar Gaya
Jab Se Tujhe Patane Ka Main Ne Project Liya
Sari Girlfriends Ne Mujhe Reject Kia
Mere Ghar Walon Ne Bhi Mujhe Sack Kia
Teri Deewangi Ne Meri Khushiyon Ko Hai Hack Kia
Sham Se Aank Main Naami Si Thi
Bas Aankh Main Machar Chala Gaya Tha
Yeh Mat Samajh Lena Ke Teri Kami Thi

Me and you are freinds fight i

Me And You Are Freinds,
You Fight, I Fight……
You Cry, I Cry……..
You Are Hurt, I Get Hurt…….
You Jump Off A Bridge,
Iam Gonna Miss U!!!!!!!!!!!

Kaisay bataoon key tum meray kaun hoo

Kaisay Bataoon Key Tum Meray Kaun Hoo,
Walls Ki Ice Cream Ho Polka Ki Cone Ho,
Kaisey Bataoon Key Tum Poorani Dheet Ho Aik Bohat Bari Phateek Ho ,
Tum Orangi Tum Korangi Tum Hi Ho Meri Nagan Chowrangi ,
Liyari Ki Tum Football Ho Kimari Ka Tum Bund Ho Manora Ki Tum Thand Ho,
Tum Kharadar Tum Methadar Tum Hi Meray Liye Goolimar Ho (All Are Area’s Name)
Tumhi Meri Dhoti Aur Shalwar Ho ,
Tum Hi Gutka Tum Hi Mempoori Tum Hi Mix Patti Ka Pan Ho
Kaisey Bataon Tumhay Key Tum Meri Koon Ho
Lalookhait Main Rehti Ho Tum Khud Ko Defence Ka Kheti Ho Tum
Lambi Lambi Chorti Ho Tum, Hamesha Sey Ho Phainkoo Tum ,
Ho Sardi Ka Bhokhar Tum Shikarpur Ka Achar Tum Peshawar Ki Naswar Tum
Aur Pia Ka Jahaz Ho Jo Kabhi Waqt Par Nahi Milti
Wo Parwaz Ho Jo Hamesha Short Rehti Hai Wo Piyas Ho
Mahengai Kay Is Dor Mey Sawa Rupay Ki Niyaz Ho ,
Aur Mera Aghaz Tum Mera Anjam Tum Mera Public Evening Special Mera Parcham Mera Awaam Tum ,
Tum Hi Jurat ,Tum Hi Ummat ,Tum Hi Jasarat ,Tum Hi Nowaey Waqt , Jang Ho Aman Ho, (All R Newspapers’ Name)
The News Ho Ya Dawn Ho Kesey Batao Key Tum Meri Kon Ho ,
Key Main Rokta Bus Tum Ko Hoon, Main Tookta Bus Tum Ko Hooon,
Tum Hi Mera Kal Thin ,Tum Hi Mera Aaj Ho ,
Tum Hi Marshal Law ,Tum Hi Jamhooriat , Tum Hi Governer Raj Ho
Aur Meri Tt Tum ,Mera Repeater Tum ,Mera Rokket Lunchar Tum Ho,
Tum Hi Meri Soch Ho Meray Paaon Ki Moch Ho Aur 9 Rupay Wali Coach Ho
Aur Vespa Main Tum Aur Rakshey Main Tum, Taxi Main Tum ,Mazda Main Tum,
Truck Main Tum Troller Main Tum ,Meri Honda 50 Tum, Meri 70 Tum,
Lahore Ka Tanga Ho Tum, Sukhur Ki Suzuki Ho Tum
Aur Kya Bataoon Meri Jaan Tum Meray Liya Kya Ho
Arey Tum Tu Pora Pakistan Ho Karachi Ki Jaan Ho
Kaisay Bataoon Key Tum Meray Liye Koon Ho

Woh tumhari sari emails dosti ka safar

Woh Tumhari Sari Emails Dosti Ka Safar Chalta Raha
Aik Zara Si Chat Se Tum Itne Ache Lage
Rozana Email Karne Lage Khushbon Thi Chat Thi Pyaar Tha
Woh Tumhari Sari Emails Main Ne Kaha Tha Dar Lagta Hai
Kahin Juda Na Ho Jaein Tum Ne Bhi Yeh Wada Kia Tha
Nahi Honge Juda Emails Karte Rahein Lakin Phir Aik Din Aisa Huva
Tum Bhi Chaali Gayeen Baghair Batlaye
Woh Tumhari Sari Emails Ab Bhi Mere Pass Hai Lakin Tum Kahaan Ho

Ek ddabe de malik kolo gahik eyo

Ek Ddabe De Malik Kolo Ek Gahik Eyo Puchhiya Jaye
Kyon Bai Sajan Eh Das Mainu Daal Ate Phulka Ki Bhaa Aa
Ddabe Wale Otar Dita Vadhiya Khana Saste Bhaa Aa
15 Rupee Da Ek Phulka Daal Mufat Koi Jini Khaye
Eh Sun Dat Ke Beh Gaya Gahak Hun Oh Eda Hukam Chalye
Changa Ta Phir Ek Patila Sirf Daal Hi Deyo Khavaye

Aaj mausam bada baiman hua hai kyuki

Aaj Mausam Bada Baiman Hua Hai
Kyuki Koi Itna Pareshan Hua Hai
Dekh Ker Usko Aaisa Lagta Hai
Jaise Wo Zindigi Se Hairan Hua Hai
Isliye Main‚  Kehta Hu
Yaar Ghar Baith Bahar Mat Nikal Kyuki
Bandariyo Ka Ghar Per Aaram Karna Zaruri Hai
Bahar Docter Ne Jane Se Mana Kiya Hai

Ek roz hum se kahane lagi gulbadan

Ek Roz Hum Se Kahane Lagi Ek Gulbadan
Ainak Se Baandh Rakhi Hai Kyon Aap Ne Rasan
Milta Hai Kya Isi Se Ye Andaaz-E-Fikr-O-Fan
Hum Ne Kaha Ki Aiasa Nahi Hai Janaab-E-Man
Baithe Jahaan Hasin Hon Ek Bazm-E-Aam Mein
Rakhate Hain Hum Nigaah Ko Apani Lagaam Mein
[Gul_badan: “With A Body Like The Rose”, Delicate, Graceful;
Ainak : Glasses
Rasan: Cord
Andaaz-E-Fikr-O-Fan: The Manner (Mode, Style) Of Reflection And Art (Poetry)
Janaab-E-Man: Dear Sir (Here Used For Dear Madam)
Bazm-E-Aam: A Common Gathering]

Jab bhi nazr jaati hai tujhpe main

Jab Bhi Nazr Jaati Hai Tujhpe
Main Teri Or Khicha Chala Jaata Hoon
Kyu Main Tujhe Khud Se Kabhi Alag Nahi Karpata Hoon
Khayal Tera Hi Chipka Rehta Hai Mere Dimaag Se
Kyun Hum Hamesha Tere Saath Hai
Jab Tu Chahe Tere Paas Hai
Na Jaane Zindagi Ka Ye Kaisa Mor Hai
Kya Ye Anyhow Fevicol Ka Zor Hai

Ko taraste hain hum aankhon ka kuch

Ko Taraste Hain Hum Aankhon Ka Kuch Hissa Nam Sa Rehne Laga
Hum Bhale Tera Saath Chut Gaya Hum Se Phir Bhi Teri Har Hai
To Izzat Hai Izzat Hai To Ladki Hai Ladki Hai To Tension Hai

Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan mare ho

Dil Tera Dhadke To Dhadkan Mare Ho
Aansu Tere Nikle To Aankhe Mare Ho
Khuda Kare Teri Meri Dosti Itne Gahre Ho
Naukre Tu Kare Aur Salary Mere Ho

Telephone par to bahut itrati ho tum

Telephone Par To Bahut Itrati Ho Tum
Mere Dil Ko Bhi Bahut Bhati Ho Tum
Dil To Karta Hai Ke Tumhein Dinner Par Invite Karoon
Magar Kia Karon Majboori Hai Bahut Khati Ho Tum

Ek research se pata chalta hai chimpanji

Ek Research Se Pata Chalta Hai,
Chimpanji Bhi Sms Padh Sakte Hai
Yeh Sms Aapko Final Testing Ke Liye Bheja Jaa Raha Hai,
Apna Certificate Apne Kareebi Zoo Se Collect Karein.

Ladkiyon ki adaayein dekho ladkon pe kaise

Ladkiyon Ki Adaayein
Dekho Dekho Ladkiyon Ki Adaayein
Ladkon Pe Kaise Kaise Jaadu Chalaayein
Kabhi Nazron Se Daale Doore
Kabhi Mitthi Baton Main Fansaayein
Dekho Dekho Ladkiyon Ki Adaayein
In Ki Baton Main Jo Aaye Pachtaaye
In Ke Changul Main Jo Aaye Nikal Nahi Paaye
Mare Romiyo Or Devdaas In Ke Piche Sare
Dekho Dekho Ladkiyon Ki Adaayein
Kabhi Sita Ban Kar Raam Ko Lapete
Kabhi Madona Ban Kar Paisa Samete
Abe “Asgher ”
Bade Bade Ustaadon Ko Kutton Ki Maut Maarein
Dekho Dekho Ladkiyon Ki Adaayein
Ladkon Pe Kaise Kaise Jaadu Chalaayein ………………………

Woh muje marke kabra par muskurate huye

Woh Muje Marke Kabra Par
Muskurate Huye Chali Gayi
Zamana Yeh Samjhe Oh Chahati Hai Muje
Isliye Apna Rumal Chhod Gayi
Achanak Ek Laash Ne Haste Huye Pucha
Janab Kya Hal Hai
Kya Tumhe Us Housnwali Ne Mara
Jiski Hasin Chal Hai
Maine Kaha Sahi Farmaya Apne
Wohi Hai Mera Kaatil
Pahchana Asan Hai Uske Gaalo Pe Hai Til
Tab Ek Aur Laash Ne Haste Huye Kaha
Usi Ki Meharbani Se
Ham Sab Kabr Par Pahunch Gaye
Apko Milkar Aaj Is Kabr Mein
Hum 100 Poore Ho Gaye

Kehte hain hamare sanam ham ho

Kehte Hain Hamare Sanam ,
Ham Ho Gaye Hai Besharam.
Wo Kehte Hai” Khat Likte Thak Gaye Hai Jawab Nahin Deto Ho Aap”
Ab Unhe Kaun Samjhai Ham Hai Angutha Chap

Agar Pada Likha Hota Main Too Shayad Usse Na Pata Patta,
Agar Dosta Ne Likha Hota Sahi Address Wo Love Letter Unke Padosi Ke Wajai Unke Paas Nahi Ata.

Mein shayri nahi karta phir bhi log

Mein Shayri Nahi Karta,
Phir Bhi Log Mujhe Shayar Kehte Hain…!!!
Mein Koi Case Nahi Ladta,
Phir Bhi Log Mujhe Lawyer Kehte Hain…!!!

Mein Kissi Se Nahi Darta,
Phir Bhi Log Mujhe Kayar Kehte Hain…!!!
Mein Kabhi Jhooth Nahi Kehta,
Phir Bhi Log Mujhe Liar Kehte Hain…!!!

Bhavin aaka baaka kalli kallaka hota he

Bhavin Aaka Baaka Kalli Kallaka Hota He
Maan Ko Pyara Phir Vi Apda Ei Kaka Hota He
Jahan Per Dakoo Shakoo Khul Khulla Ke Dake Shake Marin
Waha Se Punj Sut Guz Ke Fasle Peh Polus Ka Naka Hota He

Kabhi khaansi nazla zukkaam hota hai mohabat

Kabhi Khaansi Kabhi Nazla Kabhi Zukkaam Hota Hai
Mohabat Karnay Waloon Kaa Yehi Anjaam Hota Hai
Ajjab Taqdeer Hai Iski Ajjab Andaaz Hai Iss Kaa
Kah Aashiq Laakh Ho Acha Maggar Badnaam Hota Hai
Kaheen Aisa Na Ho Pit Jaye Gali Main Yaar Ki Ja Kay
Pocket Main Aashiqon Kay China Kaa Balm Hota Hai
Kisi Bhi Bed Kay Neechai Chhup Jaaiga Shohar
Larraaka Bewi Say Pangay Kaa Yeh Anjaam Hota Hai
Aaj Bartan Dho Lo Tum Jhaaro Main Lagga Loonga
Dekho Begum Mujhai Office Main Bhi To Kaam Hota Hai
Kabhi Dekhoon Tera Chehra Kabhi Tum Shaam Ko Aana
Kah Din Main Mujh Ko Jhaaro Pochai Kaa Kaam Hota Hai
Meray Ghar Main Jo Maasi Hai Woh Mujh Ko Cute Kehti Hai
Uskay Haathon Main Jhaaro Aankh Main Peghaam Hota Hai

A sweet little morning prayer oh

A Sweet Little Morning Prayer !!
Oh God …
Help Me Log On Without Fretting
Guide Me As I’m Interneting
Bless My Downloading And Uploading
Keep My Browser From Exploding
May My Web Site Be Protected
Let Not My Password Be Rejected
Keep My Line Always Connected
And May All My Inputs Be Accepted
Please Keep All My Programs Alive
And To Remember To Back-Up My Hard Drive
And Protect My Computer From A Crashing Dive
From A Virus That Would Make It A Nesting Hive
No Fatal Errors During The Day
Keeping Clrusr At The Bay
Hand-Over System Back By Seven
Back To Home Like A Heaven

Enjoy these filmi definations pentiumii amp pentium

Enjoy These Filmi Definations,
Pentiumii & Pentium I :== Bade Miyan Chote Miyan
An Employee Who Signs A Bond :== Bandhan
An Employee Who Is Ready To Sign A Bond :== Dulhan Banu Main Teri
An Employee Without Signing Bond :== Kachche Dhage
Sister Concern :== Judwa

Boss Se To Employees When Asked For Increment :== Kuch Kuch Hota Hain
An Employee Who Works Sincerely :== Dil Se
An Employee Who Is Ready To Leave His Job :== Doli Saja Ke Rakhna
A Project Having Two Projects Leaders :== Aik Phool Do Mali
An Employee Without Accommodation :== Pardesi Babu
Password :== China Gate
Super User Password :== Gupt
An Employee Who Sticks To A Company For More Than 3 Years :== Amar Prem
Bill Gates :== Hum Se Badh Kar Kaun
Microsoft Corporation :== Ustadon Ke Ustad
Ctrl C+ Ctrl V :== Duplicate
An Employee On Probation :== Paying Guest
Ctrl + Alt + Del :== Aakhri Raasta
An Employee Who Frequently Changes The Company :== Chalti Ka Naam Gaadi
Group Leader :== Khal Nayak
Backup :== Jagte Raho
Dos & Windows :== Do Raaste
F1 :== Guide
Internet Door :== Gagan Ki Chav Main
Operator Vs Computer :== Main Khiladi Tu Anadi
Windows 95 :== Bade Dilwala
Undelete :== Naya Jeewan
Project Incharge :== Mohra
An Employee Ho Falls In Love During His Posting In Foreign Country :== Love In
Tokyo
An Employee Who Left The Job Without Informing :== 9 Do 11 Nau Do Gyarah
Mail Merge In Ms Word :== Sangam
Server :== Godfather
Interview :== Muqabla
Result Of Interview :== Kadwa Sach
An Employee Who Fails To Get Visa :== Hero Hindustani
Visa :== Border
A System Infected By Virus :== Pyaar To Hona Hi Tha
Anti Virus Kit :== Soldier
System Without Ram :== Kora Kagaz
Temporary File :== Khote Sikke
A System Which Frequently Requires Bootable Disk :== Sharabi
A Computer For The Virus :== Piya Ka Ghar
Hard Disk Vs Floppy Disk :== Gharwali Baharwali
Boss Having Less Knowledge Than Employee :== Baap Numbari Beta Dus Numbari

Ik din fakir sai da gali cho

Ik Din Ik Fakir Sai Da Gali Cho Langya Jave
Kothe Utte Ik Hasina Julfa Payi Sukave
Vekh Vekh Ke Surat Usdi Baba Girhda Pave
Kudrat Ne Kya Chiz Banayi Kadar De Gun Gave
Us Magrur Husina De Dil Vich Khabre Ki Gall Aayi
Kehndi Kharh Ja Kuttya Sadha Apna Khasam Bula Ke Lyai
Khasam Ne Aunde Saar Fakar De Kadh Maariya Latta
Kehnda Tu Meri Tivi Nu Cherhe Bhan Dau Teriya Ankhan
Latta-Lutta Kaha Ke Baba Uthya Mauj Ch Aa Ke
Apne Khasam Nal Gallaa Kardiupperon Birti Laa Ke
Baba Kehnda Sun Oye Khasmasir Mere Deya Saiya
Tad Bohrhega Jad Duniya Ne Fattiya Poch Vkhaiya
Teri Khatartere Naa Te Maar Sohneya Khadhi
Tere Payia Mere Paiya Kad Morhega Bhaji
Bas Aini Gal Di Der Si Maula Aisi Khedh Rachai
Us Tivi Da Khasam Palla Vich Laga Den Duhai
Kehnda Hai Meriya Ankhamenu Kujh Vi Nazar Na Aave
Vekh-Vekh Ke Tivi Usdi Rove Te Kurlave
Pair Farhe Jad Babe De Uhne Ro Ke Bhul Bakshai
Hath Jorh Ke Tauba Kiti Hosh Tikane Aayi
Baba Kehna Sun Mutyare Jo Kariye So Bhariye
Fakra De Gal Pain To Pehla Maullah Kolo Dariye
Ni Tera Khasam Je Banda Kurhiye Sada Khasam Hai Allah
Har Koi Khasma Wali Jisde Muhre Adhdi Palla
Tere Khasam To Jo Sarya Si Usne Kita Bhariya
Mere Khasam Ne Tere Khasam Da Hisab Brabar Kariya
Tere Khasam To Latta Sariyamere Khasam To Ankhan
Ni Mai Tere Val Taka K Mai Yaar Wal Taka
Akh Tere Ute Rakhak Mai Yaar Ute Rakha
Sohneya Nu Vekh K Ta Har Koi Khlovega
Sohne Jo Banaudai Aap Kina Sohna Hovega
Sohne Rang Diye Sun Ni Kurhiye Kariye Na Magruri
Kad Koi Kaido Langa Tere Rait Mila Daye Churi
Sap Sadh Da Bach Ke Rahiye Agga Na Kade Valiye
Hath Jorh Ke Rah Chadh Daiyelangh Jaan De Chaliye
Ni Ik Din Khur Jayengikhandh-Mishri Diye Daliye

Khanay ki maze thi keh tha maidaan e hashar

Khanay Ki Maze Thi Keh Tha Maidaan-E-Hashar
Biryaani Aur Qourmay Ki Kia Lootmaar Thi
Meday Bharay Tow Khush Nazar Aanay Lagay Aziz
Werna Sabhi Keh Chehroon Per Allah Ki Maar Thi

Ek did hamne kaha apani biwi se

Ek Did Hamne Kaha Apani Biwi Se, Chalo Aaj Khana Bahar Khate Hain,
Biwi Ne Hamari Kaha Bahar Kyon, Aaj Bhi Ghar Par Hi Pakaate Hain.
Hamne Kaha Theek Hai, Par Shart Hai Hamari Ek,
Lakdiyan Aap Laao, Aur Chulha Ham Jalaate Hain.
Lo Sahab Lakdiyan To Aa Gain, Par Machis Nahi Mil Rahi,
To Biwi Ne Kaha Machis Ki Kya Zaroorat Hai,
Apne Pyar Ki Garmi Se Aag Jalaate Hain.
Dhuan Utha, Aag Jalne Lagi, Itne Main Padosan Aai Aur Kehne Lagi,
Bhookh To Hamen Bhi Bahut Lagi Hai, Par Kya Karen,
Hamare Shohar Har Roz Ghar Der Se Aate Hain.
Taras Hamen Bahut Aaya Padosan Par Aur Kaha,
Koi Baat Nahi, Kabhi Zaroorat Ho To Keh Dena,
Aakhir Padosi Kis Kaam Aate Hain.

Yeh ladke kyun apna waqt barbaad karte

Yeh Ladke Kyun Apna Waqt Barbaad Karte Hain
Zara Samjha Karo Hum Ko Zara Alfaaz Wapis Lo
Ke Sharif Zaade Kahan Kab Aisi Baat Karte Hain
Yeh Jo Aap Karte Hain Woh Kia Khaak Karte Hain?
Mobile De Ke Ladkiyon Ko Inspire Karte Hain
Maa Baap Ke Paison Ka Khana Kharab Karte Hain
Bahut Pur Josh Rehte Hain Bahut Si Baatein Karte Hain
Magar Matlab Ki Baaton Ko Huns Ke Taala Karte Hain
Deen Ki Baaton Ko Khud Pe Na Kabhi Sawar Karte Hain
Aur Kuch Mane Ya Na Mane Girlfriends Hamesha Chaar Rakhte Hain
Nahi Agar Aap Ki Niyat Main Koi Futoor
To Ladkiyon Ke Face Main Kia Talaash Karte Hain?
Kahein Tu Hard Disk Bhar Dun Ain Pe Likh Kar
Chalein Chodein Aaj Hum Ain Ko Maaf Karte Hain

Jaise loho ko loha kat tha hai

Jaise Loho Ko Loha Kat Tha Hai
Sone Ko Sona Kat Tha Hai
Heere Ko Heera Kat Tha Hai
Zeher Ko Zeher Kat Tha Hai
Waise Hi Ek Din
Tumhe Kutha Katega

Jaane woh humse kya le gaye unse

Jaane Woh Humse Kya Le Gaye
Unse Nazare Mili Aur Dil Chura Le Gaye
Shayad Likhna Tha Shyad Unhe Khat Mujhe
Ek Padosi Se Mera Pata Le Gaye

Insaan se hoti hai khata aur tarah

Insaan Se Hoti Hai Khata Aur Tarah Ki
Laikin Usey Milti Hey Saza Aur Tarah Ki
Aur Woh Shakhs Jo Hota Hey Zara Aur Tarah Ka
Biwi Usey Deta Hey Khuda Aur Tarah Ki

Om gilli chu mantar kali kalantar abra

Om Gilli Gilli Chu Mantar Kali Kalantar Abra Ka Dabra
Om Gilli Gilli Chu Mantar Kali Kalantar Abra Ka Dabra
Om Gilli Gilli Chu Mantar ……………
.. Noticed Any Change In U?
No! Tantrik Theek Kehta Tha Bandar Par Ye Jadu Nahin Hota…!

Badla hai maine apna kaamkaaj in dino

Badla Hai Maine Apna Kaamkaaj In Dino
Kya Kar Rahii Hu Rehne Do Yeh Raaj In Dino..
Kal Thi Gareeb Aaj Hu Noton Se Kyu Ladha?
Hai Bas Padosiyon Ko Yahii Kaaj In Dino..
Pehle Safar Mai Karthi Thi Bas Main Nagar-Nagar
Ab Bhar Rahii Jahaaj Main Perwaaz In Dino..
Wo Toh Chunav Taq Ki Rukawat Hai Dosto..,
Ban Jaathi Varna Birla Ya Bajaaj In Dino..
Brown Sugar Na Bechthi Na Hu Sadoriya..
Blackar Nahi Hu Naa Hii Dhokebaaj In Dino..
Shanka Se Poocha Mitron Ne Kya Hai Muaam La,
Dhanwaan Kaise Lag Rahein Kaviraaj In Dino..

Duniyan ko ajab rang dekhati hain ladkiyaan

Duniyan Ko Ajab Rang Dekhati Hain Ladkiyaan
Mardon Ko Hathoon Par Nachati Hain Ladkiyaan
Kapdon Keek Dodh Se Lagti Hai Jaise
Darziyoon Ke Karubaar Chalati Hain Ladkiyaan
Makeup Ke Baghair Yeh Mukamil Nahi Ab To
Chehre Par Aik Chehra Chadhati Hain Ladkiyaan
Kaisi Takreeb Main Phocho Nahi Haal To Ain Ka
Badh Chadh Kar Numaish Karwati Hain Ladkiyaan
Borehyoon Ne Bhi Bana Rakha Hai Aik Ajeeb Tamasha
Baal Kata Kar Yeh Beh Kalati Hain Ladkiyaan
Bhole Se Gar Kaisi Ko Jo Keh Diya Amman
Khandan Ke Tareeh Batati Hain Ladkiyaan
Mil Jain Gar To Yeh Ban Jati Hain Tufaan
Ladkon Ko Bhi Badnaam Karwati Hain Ladkiyaan
Duniya Ke Har Aik Muzoo Par Laiti Hain Batain
Boolne Main Kabh Maar Nahi Khati Hain Ladkiyaan
Dekh Dekh Kar Aik Doosre Ko Hoti Hain Jalious
Tareef Kaisi Ke Nahi Kar Pati Hain Ladkiyaan
Tamanah Yahi Rehti Hai Ke Ho Jain Shadi
Rone Ka Drama Rachati Hain Ladkiyaan
Choti Choti Baton Par Yeh Ho Jati Hain Naraz
Magar Mach Ke Phir Aansu Bahati Hain Ladkiyaan
Acting Karne Main Koi Saani Nahi Ain Ka
Acctron Ko Bhi Choti Karwati Hain Ladkiyaan
Aik Doosre Se Be Banah Kar Rakhti Hain Yeh To
Chughliyoon Par Chughliyaan Lagati Hain Ladkiyaan
Din Raat Suna Kar Masail Ke Woh Barmar
Mardoon Ko Bhi Ganja Banati Hain Ladkiyaan
Lag Jaye Koi Mazloom Gar Ain Ke Haath
Jotoon Se Tawaza Farmati Hain Ladkiyaan
Zar Zan Zameen Ka Jagdah Aazal Se Hai Maujood
Mazloom Ko Bhi Zalim Banati Hain Ladkiyaan
Rishte Dariyoon Ko Bhi Khatam Karwa Dayti Hain Yeh To
Phir Aag Kuch Aise Badkati Hain Ladkiyaan
Aaye Asgher Bahut Nadan Hai Abeh Tu
Nakhoon Cane Chabwati Hain Ladkiyaan

Ab laut aho sajaan kai tum sai

Ab Laut Aho Sajaan
Kai Tum Sai Bichra Baraas Gozar Gahai
Kai Tum Sai Mila Baraas Gozar Gahai
Mah Tera Houn Tera Hona Ehsaan Nahi
Ab In Moshkoloh Ko Ahsaan Kar
Ab Laut Aho Sajaan
Ab Laut Aho Sajaan

Tu saath hai mere to dil azad

Tu Saath Hai Mere To
Dil Azad Hai Mera
Tu Saath Hai Mere To
Dil Azad Hai Mera
Tu Keh De Apne Baap Se
Yehi Damad Hai Tera

Smart boss employee profit dumb

Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profit
Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production
Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion
Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime