Funny Shayri

Funny Shayri

Because you made me happy youmade cry

Because You Made Me Happy,
Because Youmade Me Cry,
Because You Made Me Angry,
Because You Ignorant.
And You Smile,
And You Cry,
And You Re Destructive.
Your Character Is Your Flaw.
I Want To Pinch It Off Your Skin To Make You Prefect.
I Shed Tears When You Prove Me True.
But I Wont Allow Myself To Reveal You.
So Ill Think About Something About Something Else Now.
And As I Wait Here To Cover You With My Clouds Of Forgetfulness,
Ill Save My Emotion For Someone Who Deserves Them.
Someone Not So You.

Hume kya pata tha ke tum itne

Hume Kya Pata Tha Ke Tum Itne Ho Selfich
Aur Tumhe Abhi Bhi Nahi Pata Ke Kya Hai Meri Wish
Tumhe Pakake Khilaun Ek Achchisi Naee Dish
Baho Me Lu Tumki Aur Du Ek Hot Kiss

Har ek baat pe kehte ho ki

Har Ek Baat Pe Kehte Ho Ki Tu Kya Hai,
Tumhi Kaho Ki Yeh Andaze Guftgu Kya Hai,
Hum Hai Betaab Aur Woh Hai Bejaar,
Yaa Khuda Yeh Majra Kya Hai

Khidki pe hasti tu nazar aayi mere

Khidki Pe Hasti Tu Nazar Aayi Mere Halat Pe
ki ab oont pahad ke neeche to aaya…
kaise maine ek pagal deewane aashique ko
apne peeche peeche pille sa doudaya

1st ever intelligent sardar teacher what

1st Ever Intelligent Sardar.
Teacher : What Do U Call A Person
Who Cannot Hear Anything?
Sardar : U Can Call Him Anything,
Because He Cannot Hear Anything:-)

Petrol bachane ke liye ladki ne gaadi

Petrol Bachane Ke Liye Ladki Ne Gaadi Band Kar Di,
Raste Se Ja Raha Tha Dhakka Maarne Ko Kehne Lagi
Dhakka Maarte Maarte Haathon Mein Chhale Pad Gaye,
Mujhe Bye Kehkar Kisi Aur Ke Saath Chali Gayi
Zalim Ne Jane Se Pehle Thank You Tak Na Kaha,
Mein Dhobi Ka Kutta, Na Ghar Ka Na Ghat Ka Raha

Gujra hoon us gali se to phir

Gujra Hoon Us Gali Se To Phir Yaad Aa-Gaya
Uska Woh Intefaaq Ajeeb Intefaaq Thaa
Rangeen Ho Gaya Thaa Bhohut Hi Maumla….
Phenka Jo Usne Phool To Gamla Bhi Saath Tha

Hey dear kaha ho yaar pata hai

Hey Dear!
Kaha Ho Yaar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait Kar Raha Hoon
Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayaar Ho Kar Aana
Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna Chahiye
Aaj Mera Yaar Phir Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga

Lovers sitting in a park boy tries

Lovers Sitting In A Park,
Boy Tries To Kiss The Girl..
Girl Says No Dear Not
All This Before Marriage..
Boy : Don¯Â¿Â½t Worry Darling
¯Â¿Â½ I Am Already Married?

Ek baar har religion key aadmi ko

Ek Baar Har Religion Key Ek Ek Aadmi Ko Maut Ki Saza Di Gayi
Unki Gardan Ek Auto Matic Machine Sey Qalam Karni Theen
Pehley Hindu Bhai Sahab Ka Nambar Tha
Jailer Ney Poocha Tumhari Aakhri Khwahish Kya Hai
Woh Boley Main Geeta Parhna Chahta Hoon
Jailer Ney Kaha Theek Hai Parh Lo
Unhon Ney Geeta Parhli Pahir Unhein Machine Par Litaya Gaya
Jallad Ney Button Dabaya Machine Ki Aari
Unki Gardan Par Aakar Ruk Gayi
Woh Buch Gayey Jailer Ney Kaha Aap Buch Gayey
Bhagwan Nahin Chahta Aap Marein Aap Jaa Saktey Hain
Ab Musal Bhai Ka Number Aaya Jailer
Ney Poocha Aapki Aakhri Khwahish
Unhon Ney Kaha Main Quraan Parhnachahta Hoon
Jailer Ney Kaha Theek Hai
Quran Parhwaney Key Baad Unhein Bhi Machine Par Litaya Gaya
Button Dabaya Par Phir Aari Gardan Par Aakey Ruk Gayi
Jailer Ney Kaha Yeh To Chamatkar Par
Chamatkar Ho Rahey Hain Allah Nahin Chahta Aap Marein Aap Ja Saktey Hain
Ab Surdarji Ka Number Tha Unsey Jailer Ne Kaha
Sardarji Aapki Aakhri Khwahish Kya Hai
Sardar Ji Boley Aakhri Khwahish Baad Mein Poochiyo Pehley Apni Machine Theek Kara

I want u 2 know dat our

I Want U 2 Know Dat
Our Friendship Means Alot 2 Me.
U Cry I Cry.
U Lauf I Lauf.
U Jump Out Of Da Window…
I Look Down And Den…
I Lauf Again!

Kiraya makaan ka ada karne jaoun ke

Kiraya Makaan Ka Ada Karne Jaoun
Ke Bazaz-O-Khyaat Ka Bil Chukaoun
Dava Laoun Ya Daktar Ko Bulaoun
Ke Main Tax Walon Se Peecha Chudaoun
Khudara Batao Kahan Bhag Jaoun
Main Is Ded Ane Mein Kya Kya Banaoun
Bahut Badh Gaya Hai Makan Ka Kiraya
Idhar Nal Ke Ab-E-Ravan Ka Kiraya
Baqaya Hai “Barq-E-Tapan” Ka Kiraya
Zameen Par Hai Ab Asman Ka Kiraya
Muzalim Kirayo Ke Kya Kya Sunaoun
Main Is Ded Ane Mein Kya Kya Banaoun
Hai Bachchon Ki Fees Aur Chanda Zaroori
Kitab Kapiyon Ka Pulanda Zaroori
Shikam Parvari Ka Hai Dhanda Zaroori
Ye Adam Ki Eejad Banda Zaroori
Bala Ke Musarif Hain Kya Tab Laoun
Main Is Ded Ane Mein Kya Kya Banaoun
Azeezon Ki Imdad Mahman Navazi
Gharibon Ko Khairat Ahsan Tarazi
Khurak Aur Poshak Mein Dunya Sazi
Udhar Film Ka Shauq Aur Ishq Bazi
Zaroori Yahan Sigrat Aur Pan Bhi Hai
Adalat Mein Jane Ka Imkan Bhi Hai
Hai Bhangi Bhi Dhobi Bhi Darban Bhi Hai!
Aur Ik Sadi Vale Ki Dookan Bhi Hai
Kahan Jaoun Kis Kis Se Peecha Chudaoun
Main Is Ded Ane Mein Kya Kya Banaoun
Hain Mele Bhi Aur Tyohar Bhi Hain
Ham Aise Muaqqe Pe Khuddar Bhi Hain
Bahut Kharch Karne Ko Tayyar Bhi Hain
Bala Se Jo Be-Barg-O-Bebar Bhi Hain
Kise Dastan-E-Musarif Sunaoun
Main Is Ded Ane Mein Kya Kya Banaoun

Woh bhi kya din they jab

Woh Bhi Kya Din They ….
Jab Hum Hasino Ke Gale Mila Karte They …
Ye Un Dino Ki Baat Hain ….
Jab Hum 2 Saal Ke Hua Karte They

Aaj shadi mein maizbanon na daigon gosht

Aaj Shadi Mein Maizbanon Na Daigon Gosht Banaya Hai
Mota Aa Gaya To Samjho Gosht Ka Safaya Hai
Mota Hai Itna Kai Dekh Kai Guman Hota Hai
Jaisay Kisi Nay Is Mein Gas Ka Cylinder Fit Karaya Hai
Us Say Pocho Kay Too Khata Hai Kyon Itnna To
Kehta Hai K Allah Nay Mujhay Khanay Ke Liya Banaya Hai
Weight Machine Pay Khara Hai Wazan Malom Karnay Ko
Aik Admi Khara Ho Machine Say Paigham Yeh Aaya Hai
Is Say Ziada Kuch Keh Nahi Sakta Us Ke Baray Main
Kionk Sara Gosht Us Nay Meray Samnay Beth Ke Khaya Hai

Rab se dua karta hun her janam

Rab Se Dua Karta Hun,
Her Janam Me Tujhe Khushiyon Ka Sansar Mile,
Jo Muje Abhi Messages Na Kare ,
Use Apni Girl Friend Se Puri Zindagi Behan Jaisa Pyar Mile.

Usne meri hatho ki kalaio ko is

Usne Meri Hatho Ki Kalaio Ko Is Tarah Se Pakda Hai
Usne Meri Hatho Ki Kalaio Ko Is Tarah Se Pakda Hai
Kee Uskee Zuba Bus Yehi Keheti Hai
Kee Bhaisahab Time Kya Hoa Hai?

Hasino ke chehre pe har waqt khushi

Hasino Ke Chehre Pe Har Waqt Khushi Hoti Hai,
Unnke Labon Pe Har Waqt Hansi Chaai Hoti Hai,
Doston Parr Jiss Hassina Pe Yeh Dil Aata Hai,
Aray Woh Kambakht Pehle Se Hi Fansi Hoti Hai.
By Saurabh

Kaun kaheta hain ke tajmahel sirf shahajnha

Kaun Kaheta Hain Ke Tajmahel Sirf Shahajnha Hi Bana Sakta
Arey Taj To Hum Bhi Bana Sakte Hain
Per Kya Karey Hume Koi Mumtaz Hi Nahi Milti
Aur Mil Bhi Gai To Kise Pata Woh Kab Maregi

Mehil saji thi msgs ka tha daur

Mehil Saji Thi Msgs Ka Tha Daur,
Sms Maine Kia Tha Kisi Ne Na Kia Ghor,
Sms Mai Paise Lagey Thay Meray Halal K,
Or Sab Kanjoos Keh Rahay They 1 Aur 1 Aur

Ek bar patrkar ne netaji par chalayi

Ek Bar Ek Patrkar Ne Ek Netaji Par Chalayi Rang Bhari Pichkari,
Netaji Ki Thi Lachari Unke Pas Na Tha Rang Na Tha Gulal,
Par Badle Ki Bhawana Se Unka Ho Raha Tha Bura Haal,
Tabhi Unhone Pas Hi Padi Kichad Dekhi Aur Patrkar Par Pheki,

Ishq ke khatir jane kya log kar

Ishq Ke Khatir Jane Kya Log Kar Gaye
Kuch Bane Paagal To Kuch Katl Kar Gaye
Ek Hum Hi Nahin Shaayad Jo “Isse” Dar Gaye
Kuch Aur Nahin Kar Sake To Shayar Ban Gaye

Once james bond met a dog in

Once James Bond Met A Dog In Jungle
He Said,- I Am Bond.!! James Bond..!!-
The Dog Bites Him & Replies,- I Am Kutta..!!!-
-ŗ Pagal Kutta-…!!-

Kya ishq ne samjha hai husn jaana

Kya Ishq Ne Samjha Hai, Kya Husn Ne Jaana Hai…
Kya Ishq Ne Samjha Hai, Kya Husn Ne Jaana Hai…
Saamne Ek Hi Sandaas Hai ,Aur Chaar Jan Ko Jaana Hai !

Shadi karni chahi par kismat na khuli

Shadi Karni Chahi Par Kismat Na Khuli
Taj Mahal Banana Chaha Par Mumtaz Na Mili
Ek Din Kismat Khuli Shadi Hue
Ab Taj Mahal Banana Chata Hu
Par Yeh Mumtaj Hai Ke Marti Hi Nahi

Yu dekha na karo tum hume haste

Yu Dekha Na Karo Tum Hume Haste Haste
Yu Dekha Na Karo Tum Hume Haste Haste
Mere Dost Bade Khraab Hain
Keh Denge Bhabhi Ji Namaste

Mere dardo ko tujhe is tarah saza

Mere Dardo Ko Tujhe Is Tarah Saza Mile
Kash Mere Dardo Ki Tujhe Is Tarah Saza Mile
Tujhe Su Su Aaye Bari Jor Se
Aur Karne Ki Jagah Na Mile

Tere pyar ka e mail mere dil

Tere Pyar Ka E- Mail Mere Dil Ko Lubhataa Hai
Par Bicch Main Tere Baap Ka Virus Aa Jataa Hai
Aur Karvaaoge Humse Kitnaa Integaar
Hamaare Dil Ke Site Pe Kabhi Enter To Maro Yaar
Apne Insult Ka Badalaa Dekho Kaise Loonga
Jaaneman Tere Baap Ko Shift Delete Kar Doonga
Aapke Nakhare Apne Dil Pe Bang Ho Gaye
Do(2) Pc‚  Judte Judte Hang Ho Gaye
Aap Jaiso Ke Liye Dil Ko Cut Diya Karte Hai
Warna Baaki Cases Main To Copy Paste Kiya Karte Hai
Aapka Hasnaa Aap Ka Chalnaa Aap Ki Woh Style
Aapke Adaaon Ki Hamne Save Hai Kar Li File

Koi mil gaya mera dil haan hi

Koi Mil Gaya Mera Dil Gaya Koi Mil Gaya
Haan Mil Hi Gaya
Mujh Ko Kia Huwa Hai Kyun Main Kho Gaya Hoon
Pagal Tha Main Pehle Ya Ab Ho Gaya Hoon
Behki Hain Nigahain Aur Bikhre Hain Baal
Tum Ne Banaya Hai Kia Apna Yeh Haal
Koi Mil Gaya

Suhag raat thi phoolo se saji sej

Suhag Raat Thi Phoolo Se Saji Sej Thi Aage Bhi Bohat Kuch Hota
Kambakht Is Alarm Ne Agar Hame Na Jagaya Hota‚  Giggle
Aiswarya Thi Katrina Thi Kisi Ek Ne To Hath Thama Hota
Kambakht Yeh Salman Na Agar Beech Me Aaya Hota‚  Crying
Ambani Hain Mittal Hain Tata Hain Mukadam Bhi Hota
Kambakht Economics Pade Hote Miya Ghalib Ko Na Padha Hota‚  Banghead
Majnu Hain Farhad Hain Ranjha Hain Ghayel Bhi Hota
Kambakht Uska Baap Jo Police Me Na Hota

Panch sapoot bharat maa ke dushman tha

Panch Sapoot Bharat Maa Ke Dushman Tha Khoonkhaar
Goli Khaa Kar Ek Mar Gayaa Baaki Reha Gaye Chaar
Chaar Poot Bharat Maata Ke Chaaro Chatur Praveen
Desh Nikalaa Mila Ek Ko Baaki Reh Gaye Teen
Teen Poot Bhaarat Maata Ke Ladne Lag Gaye Wohh
Alag Ho Gayaa Ek Unme Se Baaki Reh Gaye Do
Do Poot Bharat Maata Ke Chhod Puraani Tek
Chipak Gayaahai Ek Gaddi Se Baaki Reh Gayaa Ek
Ek Poot Bharat Maata Ka Kandhe Par Hai Jhandaa
Polish Pakad Kar Legayi Jell Baaki Reh Gayaa Andaa

Tum jo hamarey meet na hotey hum

Tum Jo Hamarey Meet Na Hotey
Tum Jo Hamarey Meet Na Hotey
Hum Bhi Itney Dheeth Na Hotey
Tumsey Hi Seekha Humney Dhokha Denaa
Warna Hum Itney Badey Cheat Na Hotey

sher shayari karne main toh bada maja

“Sher Shayari Karne Main Toh Bada Maja Aata Hai”
“Sher Shayari Karne Main Toh Bada Maja Aata Hai”
“Jab Asli Ka Sher Saamne Aata Hai,
To Saam Ne Ki Gili Aur Piche Ki Pili Ho Jati Hai”
By Bosco Khan

Kisi ne kaha hai ki mere marne

Kisi Ne Kaha Hai Ki Mere Marne Ke Baad,
Meri Kaber Par Aaloo Ka Ped Laga Dena,
Kyunki,
Phir Aate Jate Log Sochnege ,
Ki Chat Ka Bahut Shoken Tha

Raste mein mili mujhe larki ik din

Raste Mein Mili Mujhe Larki Ik Din
Bohat Hi Sunder Lagi Mujhe
Naam Pata Jab Maine Puchha
Zor Se Sandal Lagi Mujhe
Maine Kaha Jee Teher To Jaaiye
Sandal Apni Lete Jaaiye
Yaan Main Hi Ghar Pe De Jaunga
Naam Pata Bas Dete Jaaiye
Unho Ne Kaha Ye Tum Hi Pehno
Balon Ke Gajre,Zever Mein Khil Lo
Agar Yeh Bhi Kam Par Jaaen
To Jake Mere Shohar Se Mil Lo
Yaaron Ab Phir Mein Kya Karta
Ghar Ko Bhaaga Girta Chalta
Theek Hui Jo Sans Phul Gayi
Aur Phir Meri Neend Khul Gayi

Aao sikhao tumhe ande ka funda ye

Aao Sikhao Tumhe Ande Ka Funda
Ye Nahi Pyare Koi Mamuli Banda
Ek Anda Chara Pahar Per Niche Kuda Ke Shayad Main Mar Jao
Lekin Wo Bach Gaya Or Aasman Se Aawaz Aayi
Jako Rakhe Saiya Maar Sake Na Koi
Ab Wo Phir Chada Or Niche Koodh Gaya
Aaise Usne 5 6 Bar Kiya
Lekin Wo Phir Chada Or Niche Koodh Kaya
Is Bar Wo To Gaya
Pata Hai Kyu Use Over Confident Ho Gaya Tha

Tumhari belt ke daayre se kamar na

Tumhari Belt Ke Daayre Se
Tumhari Kamar Na Barhne Pae,
Chaati Hardam Aage Rahe Pet Se
Jhukna Chaaho Gar Kabhi
To Ye Boree Aade Na Aae, (Boree= Tummy)

Tera sms jab mobile pe aata nahi

Tera Sms Jab Mobile Pe Aata Nahi Tha,
Mera Mobile Suna Tha Par Itna Nahi Tha.
Email Bhej Kar Hi Main Karta Tha Baatein,
Mobile Pe Incoming Outgoing Free Nahi Tha.

Mobile Ne Mujhe Disconnected Hi Rakha
Jab Yahoo Pe Tha Disconnected Nahi Tha.
Sms Send Receive Karne Ke Khel Main
Mobile Ka Bill High Hoga Yeh Socha Nahi Tha.
Suna Hai Band Kar Diya Usne Mobile Apna,
Uske Mobile Pe Koi Call Karta Nahi Tha.

My eyes miss u love feels hand

My Eyes Miss U
My Love Feels U
My Hand Need U
My Mind Calls U
My Heart Just 4 U
My Life Is U
I’ll Die Without U
I Love You
U Know Asa Meri Mummy Mujhe Bolti Hain

Ishq telephone per kaarobaar kya nahi hota

Ishq Telephone Per Kaarobaar Telephone Per
Kya Nahi Hota Mere Sarkaar Telephone Per
Hadh To Yeh Hai Ke Raat Operation Kara Ke Chal Diya
Doctor Sahab Se Ek Mareez Telephone Per

Woh gori hai uski zulfe hain kali

Woh Gori Hai Uski Zulfe Hain Kali
Wo Pari Hai Ya Pariyo Ki Rani
Uski Har Baat Hai Nirali
Par Kya Karu Yaaro Wo Larki Kisi
Aur Ne Pata Li

Ek biwi sote hue jor se chillai

Ek Biwi Sote Hue Jor Se Chillai
Jaldi Utho Mera Shohar Aaya Hai
Pathan Utha Or Khidki Se Chhalang Laga Di
Tang Toot Gayi Fir Khayal Aya Mai Hi To Uska Sohar Hun

Soldiersoldier sabun wabun chod kar kisse nahane

Soldier,Soldier Sabun Wabun Chod Kar Kisse Nahane Gaya,
Head &Shoulder-Head & Shoulder Kya Isse Nahane Gaya.
Soldier,Soldier Sabun Wabun Chod Kar Kisse Nahane Gaya,
Head &Shoulder-Head & Shoulder Meri Dandruff Uda Legaya.

Jo subhesham acha khana bana ke khilaye

Jo Subhesham Acha Khana Bana Ke Khilaye
Par Phir Bhi Usko Koi Na Kahe Kabhi Bawarchi
Biwi Jo Kahe Woh Uski Har Baat Mane
Aur‚  Ser Juka Kar Kahe Humesha Haan Ji
Gar Ho Usse Galti To Belan To Hazir Hoga
Acha Pati Wohi Jo Kabhi Na Kahe Rehem J

Ye duniya hai yaha sab kuch ho

Ye Duniya Hai Yaha Sab Kuch Ho Sakta Hai
Yakeen Nahi Aata To Suno
Sachin Zero Par Out Ho Sakta Hai
Shahrukh Filmo Me Fight Kar Sakta Hai
Sunny Deol Romantic Roll Me Zara Socho
Nehra Ki 100 Runs Zara Socho
Harbhajan- Fastet Bowler In The World
Dravid- Ek Over Me Six Sixers
Gaanguly- Without Any Number In His Shirt
Hrithik- Without Dance In Puri Film
Salmaan- Aishwarya Ke Baare Me Na Soche
Vivek- Salman Ke Baare Me Na Soche
Any Thing Is Possible
Ye Dunya Hai Mere Yaar
Abhi Time Ho Gaya
Baaki Ka Baad Me

Tanhaaiyon mein aksar aansoo baha rahe hai

Tanhaaiyon Mein Aksar Aansoo Baha Rahe Hai
Duniya Ke Liye Phir Bhi Ham Muskura Rahe Hai
Khud Ka Koi Wajood Ho, Hasrat Thi Kabhi Hamari
Mohabbat Mein Unka Saaya Sa Bante Jaa Rahe Hai
Woh Na Rukenge Aaj Bhii, Maluum Hai Lekin
Dil Ko Behlaana Hai, Is Liye Bulaa Rahe Hai
Majbooriyon Ki Duniya Mein Khoye Rahenge Woh
Ham Hai Ke Intezaar Mein Jeevan Bita Rahe Hai
Kal Hamari Khushiyon Ko Jo Kehte The Apni Duniya
Aaj Hame Bhool Kar Duniyadaari Nibha Rahe Hai

Dar bhatakte firte hai arman ki tarah

Dar Dar Bhatakte Firte Hai Arman Ki Tarah
Har Koi Milta Hai Anjaam Ki Tarah
Ab Aap Se Call Ki Aas Kya Rakhe
Jab Aap Sms Bhi Karte Hai Ehsaan Ki Tarah

Dhudoo naha aur pootho fhallo shaadi kar

Dhudoo Naha Aur Pootho Fhallo..
Shaadi Kar Sasuraal Nikal
Janani Bann, Jankar Janata.
Aur Bana Phir Janta Dal..
Kar Dena Woh Khat Khadi
Jismain Mile Tujhe Katmal..
Pathi Ko Taat Sila Dena
Swayam Pehenna Tu Makhmall..

Main aur mere hubby dono hain bade

Main Aur Mere Hubby
Dono Hain Bade Moody
Pal Main Ladna Jhgadna
Mahino Tak Ruthe Rehnaa
Wo Haan Haan Tho Main Na Na
Wo Na Na Tho Main Haan Haan
Hoti Rehti Bas Aisii Hin Aankh Micholii
Nahi Aata Dono Ko Duniya Se Ladna
Aur Dekho Hai Duniyaa Kitni Matlabiii
Kaam Nikaal Ke Chorr Detii Hai
Jaise Doodh Se Malaaiii
Hum Thage Se Reh Jaate Hain
Bas Haath Malte Reh Jaate Hain
Ho Jaati Hai Zindagi Main Khalbalii
Wo Bhole Hain Wo Sachche Hain
Nahi Aati Unko Karni Chugliii
Sabke Haan Main Haan Milnaa
Na Jhuth Bolna Na Ataa Chamchaagiri
Duniya Ko Chaahiye Khaane Ko Mishrii
Par Wo Kar Lete Hain Naoukri Ki Tabdiilii
13 Saal Main 20 Jagah Humne Hai Badlii
Har Jagah Dekho Tho Naradmuniyoun Ki Hai Toli
Har Jagah Hoti Mushkil Karke Baat Thitholii
Har Jagah Wahi Log Wahi Hai Pareshaaniii
Kahan Kahan Jaayegain Hum Le Kar Apni Kholi
Kaii Baar Kehti Hoon Chlo Aap Bhi Badlo Khudko
Na Pehno Raam Bhgat Ki Choli
Kaash Khuda Ne Diyaa Hota Thoda Saa Hoshiyaari
Naaradmuniyoun Beech Bhi Rehke Karte Apni Manmaani
Jag Jaisa Hum Bhi Rehte Cheen Jhpat Hum Bhi Karte
Khud Ki Bhlaai Ki Khaatir Dusron Ka Khoon Bhi Pite
Par Kya Hum Aise Tab Bhi Khush Reh Paate
Chlo Achcha Hai Hum Aise Hin Achche Hain
Duniya Ke Liye Budhu Par Dil Ke Sachche Hain
Nahi Chaahiye Humko Kooi Raavan Ki Hamjoliii

Hindi he aye kya bolti tu

Hindi:
He : Aye Kya Bolti Tu?
She: Aye Kya Main Bolun?
He : Sun
She: Suna
He : Aati Kya Khandala?
She: Kya Karun Aakey Main Khandala?
He : Ghumenge, Phirenge, Naachenge, Gayenge. Aaish Karenge Aur Kya?
Kashmiri:
H: Heey, Kya Chaakh Wannan;
S: Heev, Kya Bhe Wanneyyyy;
H: Booz;
S: Wanoo;
H: Pakha Telle Khandala;
S: Kya Karee Weeteth Bhe Khandala;
H: Pherevhey,Nachevhey,Geevevhey,Khevevhey,Eesh Karav,Beyy Kya??
Bengali:
H: Ei Ki Bolis Tui;
S: Ei Ki Ar Boli;
H: Son;
S: Sona;
H: Jabi Ki Khandala??
S: Ki Kori Giye Khandala;
H: Are, Ghurbo Phirbo Nachbo Gaibo Maja Korbo Ar Ki;
Marathi:
H: Aye Kay Tu Mhantes?;
S: Aye Kay Me Mhanhu?
H: Aik;
S: Aikav;
H: Yetes Ka Khandala?;
S: Kay Karu Yevon Me Khandala?;
H: Bhatkuya, Phiruya, Gavuya, Nachuya, Aish Karuya. Aankhen Kay?
Telugu:
H: Aye,Yemantaavu?
S: Aye, Yem Cheppaali?
H: Vinu,
S: Cheppu;
H: Vastaava Khandala??
S: Yem Cheddam Velli Manam Khandala?
H: Thirugudaam, Aadudhaam, Paadudaam, Ganthulu Yeddaam Inkemi?
Punjabi:
H: A Ke Boldi Tu;
S: A Ke Mein Bolan;
H: Sunh;
S: Sunha;
H: Aande Aein Khandala;
S: Ke Karain Ae Ke Mein Khandala;
Kannada:
H: Aye, Yenanti Nee?
S: Aye, Naanu Yenu Anali?
H: Kelu,
S: Helu;
H: Barteeya Khandala?
S: Yenu Maadali Naa Bandu Khandala?
H: Thirugona, Kuniyona, Hadona, Aadona, Majaa Madona… Innenu?
Sindhi:
H: Aye Cha Ti Chaven?
S: Aye Cha Maan Chavan?
H: Budh;
S: Buhay;
H: Achiti Cha Khandala?
S: Cha Kayan Achi Maan Khandala?
H: Ghumandasi, Phirandasi, Gayendasi, Aaish Kandasi, Byo Cha?
Gujarati:
H: Aye Su Bole Tu?
S: Aye Hun Su Bolu?
H: Sambhad;
S: Sambhdav
H: Aavechey Ke Khandala?
S: Su Karu Aavene Khandala?
H: Ghumsu, Pharsu, Khavsu,Peevsu, Aaish Karsu. Beeju Su?
Magadhi:
H: A Ki Bolahin Too,
S: A Kya Boliyuow Hum,
H: Sun
S: Sunaow
H: Aaimahi Ki Khandala;
S: Ki Kariaow Aake Hum Khandala;
H: Gumbai Phirbai Aish Karbai Aur Ki,
English:
H: Aye What Do You Say?
S: Aye What Should I Say?
H: Listen.
S: Tell.
H: Coming Kya Khandala?
S: What Do I Do Coming To Khandala?
H: We’ll Roam, We’ll Sing We’ll Dance We’ll Do Aish. What Else?

Eh kudiyan bahut shetan ne pal ch

Eh Kudiyan Bahut Shetan Ne
Pal Ch Kadh Laindiyan Jaan Ne
Pehlan Dindiyan Ne Sohni Smile Di Luk
Phir Pucho Tan Kehndiyan Ne
I M Already Booked

Chehray pe jab wo zulfon ko girati

Chehray Pe Jab Wo Zulfon Ko Girati Hai,
Madhuri Se Kan Nahi Nazar Aati Hai,
Aur Jab Jhatak Ke Zulfon Ko Hatati Hai,
Hakikat Sar-A-Aam Nazar Aati Hai.
Roz Dil-O-Jaan Se Khana Banati Hai,
Apnay Haatho Se Fir Mujhko Khilati Hai,
Main Kahta Hoon Ek Hi Jhatkay Me Maar De Mujhay,
Kyon Roz Thoda Thoda Zahar Khilati Hai,
Aur Kal Kuchh Iss Tarha Se Meri Godd Me Baitthi Hai,
Aaj Tak Meri Saari Haddiyan Aintthi Hain,
Jab Bhi Mere Saath Bazar Gayee Hai ,
Daya Bhari Nazray Mujh Pe Padi Hain,
Koi Kahta Tha Kood Mar,
Koi Kahta Tha Doob Mar,
Aisa Kisi Ne Na Kaha,
Ek Aisi Hi Cheez Mere Ghar Bhi Padi Hai,
Lagta Hai Main Hi Akela Hoon Duniya Me,
Bahon Me Jiski Ye Jannat Ki Pari Hai,
Main Janta Hoon Wo Mujhko Bahut Chahti Hai,
To Kya Hua Jo Kabhi Kabhi Bartan Dhulwati Hai,
Chehray Pe Jab Wo Zulfon Ko Girati Hai,
Madhuri Se Kan Nahi Nazar Aati Hai

Karvacahuth ke din hamari lambi aayu liye

Karvacahuth Ke Din
Hamari Lambi Aayu Ke Liye
Patni Ne Rakha Hamari Upvaas
Par Ye Kya,
Use Ek Din Ki Bhookh Hi Bhaari Hogayi,
Subah Tak Ramdulari Thi
Shaam Ko Ram Ko Pyaari Ho Gai.
Ha Ha

Mere dil jiger lever kidney ho tum

Mere Dil Jiger Lever Kidney Ho Tum
Her Waqt Aye Vo Fever Ho Tum
Doob Ker Kho Jaoon Vo River Ho Tum
Ab To Zindagi Mein Forever Ho Tum
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Aye Parne Vale
Itna Excited Honey Ki Zaroorat Nahi Hai
Ye Tumharey Liye Nahi Hai

75 year old lady ne newspaper me

75 Year Old Lady Ne Newspaper Me Add Diya,
-ŗ Zarorut-E-Rishta-
7 Din K Baad Ek Letter Aaya
-Å— Amma Is Umer Mein Rishtay Nahin,
Farishtay Aatay Hain-

Alka ne mujse kal pyaar ka ijhaar

Alka Ne Mujse Kal Pyaar Ka Ijhaar Kiya
Tohfe Mein Mujko Ek Bada Rasgulla Diya
Maine Kaha Rasgulla Bada Meetha Hai
Usne Kaha Dil Tera Bada Seedha Hai
Mai Ne Pucha Alka Tune Aisa Kyun Kaha?
Usne Kaha Tujhe Patane Mein Bas Ek Rasgulla Laga
Maine Pucha Dusro Ko Tune Kaise Pataya Hai?
Usne Kaha-Yaar Bahut Dard Uthaya Hai
Phir Jake Formula Aaya Hai
Kisi Ko Mumphali Kisi Ko Kathal Khilaya Hai

Ek ghatna ghati aanokhi ramu lene gaya

Ek Ghatna Ghati Aanokhi
Ramu Lene Gaya Tha Loki
Bich Bajariya Bhari Dopahriya
Radha‚  Ne Niklaeee‚  Chappal
Boli Maro Ramu Ko
Ramo Shaymu Dino Pachu
School Ke Bachhe Buddhe Chahu
Sabne Nikali Chappal Bole Maro Ramu Ko
Ramu Bola Arre‚  Dhutt
Maine Kisi Ko Nahi Cheda

Log ishq karte hai bade shor ke

Log Ishq Karte Hai Bade Shor Ke Saath
Humne Bhi Kiya,Bade Zor Ke Saath
Magar Ab Karenge,Thoda Gaur Ke Saath
Kyonki Kal Usko Dekha,Kisi Aur Ke Saath

Immi hai ek badha tamater kerta jo

Immi Hai Ek Badha Tamater
Kerta Hai Jo Badhi Patar Patar
Usko Nahi Hai Koi Akal
Jaa Bander Sheeshe Main Dekh Apni Shakal
Immi Hai Barbaaad
Ye Na Hoga Kabhi Abaad
Immi Ka Hai Time Kharab
Pilaonge Ise Police Station Ki Sharaab
Immi Hai Peepal Ka Bhoot
Chal Ja Gher Jaker Pii Sada Hua Doodh
Jab Bhi Ayega Sunday
Padenge Immi Ko 1000% Motey Motey Dande
Ab Na Lena Mujhse Panga Verna Sabreena Ker Degi Danga

Kon kheta hai ki duriya mohabbat bharti

Kon Kheta Hai Ki Duriya
Mohabbat Bharti Hai
Kaun Kheta Hai Ki Duriya
Mohabbat Bharti Hai
Jab Biwi Maekke Jati Hai
Jab Biwi Maekke Jati Hai
Tab Pati Ko Baju Wale Ki Yaad Baju Wale K Ghar Kheech Le Jati Hai
Ab Khaho‚  Kya‚  Duriya Mohabbat Bharti Hai

Pattey ped se girte nahi hawa girati

Pattey Ped Se Girte Nahi,
Hawa Girati Hai,…
Ok..Pattey Ped Se Girte Nahi …
Hawa Girati Hai…
Ladke Bigadte Nahi …
Ladkiya Bigaadti Hai …..
Vah Vah Vah Vah Vah……

Chadarmukhi se kah do devdas ji ja

Chadarmukhi Se Kah Do Devdas Ji Ja Rahe Hai
Paro Se Kah Do Devdas Ji Jaa Rahe Hai
Sab Se Kah Do Devdas Ji Ko Upper Ja Rahe Hai
Upper Se Aawaz Aayi
Tahar Ja Pappi Kahi Ke
Kya Tu Nahi Janta Ke Yaha Teenhi Sundariya Hai
Manka Uurvashi Rambha
Tujhe Maine‚  Bevra Samajh Kar Do Do De Di
Lakin Tu Phir Bhi Nahi Sudhra
Niche Paro Chor Gayi Chandra Mukhi Chor Gayi
Ab Paise Khatam Ho Gaye To Upper Chala Aa Raha Hai
Muft Ki Madira Or Humari Teen Sundeariyo Ko Patana
Ja Chala Ja Yaha Se Nahi To Hum Tujhe 1 Or Chance Denge
Niche Ja Niche 1 Or Sundari Aayi Hai Prinka Chopra Ja Us Ke Pass Ja