Funny Shayri Collection

Tum mere frndship ke circle mein kuch

Tum Mere Frndship Ke Circle Mein….. Kuch Aise Aaye…. Jaise Khule Hue Kitchen Mein Cat Ghuss Jaye….L

Chupke raat din uska bartan manjvana yaad

Chupke Chupke Raat Din Uska Bartan Manjvana Yaad Hai Humko Aab Tak Kapdey Doney Ka Woh Jamana Yaad Hai Doppher Ki Dhoop Mein Kapdey

Darakht ki tehni per chappal ulti latak

Darakht Ki Tehni Per Chappal Ulti Latak Rahi Thi Bhaijan Ko Dekh Ker Bhabhi Matak Rahi Thi

Mere pyare sertaaj suniye zara mohabbat main

Mere Pyare Sertaaj Suniye Zara Mohabbat Main Mujh Ko Piro Daaliye Agar Rooty Shooty Paka Lee Ho Tow Lagay Hathoon Bartan Bhi Dho Daaliye

Gunha maine kiyato mujhe 8216narak8217 mila par

Gunha Maine Kiya,To Mujhe ‘Narak’ Mila; Gunha Maine Kiya,To Mujhe ‘Narak’ Mila; Par, Narak Ne Kya Gunha Kiya? Jo Main Use Mila !!!!!!!!!!

Mujhay wo larki lagti hai buhat pyari

Mujhay Wo Larki Lagti Hai Buhat Pyari Mujhay Ho Gai Hai Dosto Ishq Ki Bimari Is Dil Ka Haal Kehnay Ki Hamesha Karta Hoon

Romance mathematics smart man woman

Romance Mathematics Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage Dumb

Haseen tum ho to bure hum bhi

Haseen Tum Ho To Bure Hum Bhi Nahi, Mehlon Mein Tum Ho To Sadak Par Hum Bhi Nahi, Pyar Karke Kehte Ho Shaadi Shuda

Dil daina ekk ko aur nek ko

Dil Daina Ekk Ko Aur Nek Ko, Yah Koi Parsad Nahii Kai Bat Do Har Ekk Ko

Woh ladki hi kia jis ka koi

Woh Ladki Hi Kia Jis Ka Koi Dilbar Na Ho Woh Ladki Hi Ka Jis Kia Koi Dilbar Na Ho Woh Nal Hi Kia

Aik coder tha deewana sa coding karne

Aik Coder Tha Deewana Sa Coding Karne Se Woh Darta Tha.. Copy Paste Karke, Idhar Udhar Se… Pooch Ke Coding Kiya Karta Tha…. Choree

Santa kal raat nu film vich ik

Santa: Kal Raat Nu Film Vich Ik Chudail Kade Mere Agge Kade Mere Piche Ghummi Ja Rai Si, Banta: Kehri Film Si-Â…? Santa: Mere

Tum ne dekha mujhe meine tujhe humko

Tum Ne Dekha Mujhe, Meine Dekha Tujhe, Tum Ne Dekha Mujhe, Meine Dekha Tujhe, Humko Hua Kuch Kuch Dil Mein Aur, Tumne Samja Yeh

Suraj ko tere kadmo mein bicha du

Suraj Ko Tere Kadmo Mein Bicha Du Chaand-Sitaaro Se Tumahri Maang Saza Du Agar Jhoth Bolna Paap Na Ho To Baato Hee Baato Mein

Oh jutti tille waali hey jo mein

Oh Jutti Tille Waali Hey, Jo Mein Haan Pairan Wich Paandi, Badal Leyo Tareeke Aapne, Nahi Te, Jutti Kamm Kisse Hor Wi Je Aandi…

Yeh student ki pehchan hai hath main

Yeh Student Ki Pehchan Hai Hath Main Cigrette Moo Main Pan Hai Mashoor Yeh Shaitan Hai Yeh Student Ki Pehchan Hai Parhna Isey Aata

Thoda ruk jayegi to tera kya jayega

Thoda Ruk Jayegi To Tera Kya Jayega Nain Bhar Ke Dekh Lenge Chain Aa Jayga Are Jharo Wali

Aapne mere maan se khaila tan dan

Aapne Mere Maan Se Khaila Aapne Mere Tan Se Khaila Aapne Mere Dan Se Khaila Well Played Well Played

Some times my mind asks why i

Some Times My Mind Asks Why I Miss U?why I Care For U? Then My Heart Anwers Simple Bcoz -ŗmental Patient Need More Care-

Zara si mobile main de jaga tu

Zara Si Mobile Main De Jaga Tu Zara Sa Inbox Le Saja Zara Sent Items Main Ja Tu Zara Sa Balance Le Ghata Main

Duniya ko ajab rang dikhati hai yeh

Duniya Ko Ajab Rang Dikhati Hai Yeh Ladkiyaaan Mardo Ko Hathon Pe Nachati Hai Ladkiyaan Kapdo Ki Ik Dod (Dor) Si Lagti Hai Jese

Santa mein tere 64 de dand todd

Santa: Mein Tere 64 De 64 Dand Todd Dene Hai. Ik Hor Aadmi Ne Keha Santa 64 Nahi 32 Dand Hunde Ne. Santa: Meinu

Shaadi ke liye doston larkiyan hazaaron hain

Shaadi Ke Liye Doston Larkiyan Hazaaron Hain Har Khirki Mein Hai Larki Aur Khirkiyan Hazaron Hain Koi To Mile Gi Larki E Dosto Humein

Koyi mujhe yuhi bura kaise keh sakthe

Koyi Mujhe Yuhi Bura Kaise Keh Sakthe Hain, Koyi Mujhe Yuhi Bura Kaise Keh Sakthe Hain, Kyoun Ki Woh Kuda Hi Hain Jo Subah

Ab hum tum hi se karein ge

Ab Hum Tum Hi Se Karein Ge Chat 2 Hi Baar Aata Hoon Net Par Aik Tere Aane Se Pehle Aik Tere Jane Ke

Makhiya kyu na nache kabre pe sunday

Makhiya‚  Kyu Na Nache Kabre Pe Sunday Ke Mashooq Thi Uske Beti Kise Halwayi Ke

Taj mahal kuch ke liye ajooba pyar

Taj Mahal Kuch Ke Liye Ajooba Kuch Ke Liye Pyar Ka Ehsaas Hai Par Hamare Tumhare Liye Bakwas Hai Kyunki Roz Badalti Hamari Mumtaz

Chandni raat mein hathon mein hath peeche

Chandni Raat Mein, Hathon Mein Hath, Peeche Se Padi, Gadhi Ki Laat.

B best h husband a always

B – Best H – Husband A – Always I – In Y – Your A – Arms “Bhayia” – “Best Husband Always In

Chachundar ke sar pe chameli ka phool

Chachundar Ke Sar Pe Chameli Ka Phool Chachundar Ke Sar Pe Chameli Ka Phool Utterly Butterly Delicious Amul

Tusi nahi great ho lehsun ki plate

Tusi Nahi Great Ho Lehsun Ki Plate Ho Koyley Ka Rate Rate Ho Lagta Hai Sookhei Seth Ho Mujh Se Mil Lo Kabhi Phir

Janat ki seatain to purr hoo chuki

Janat Ki Seatain To Purr Hoo Chuki Tun Jaldi Say Jahunum Main Warr Imam Deana

Bhaiyo aur shaliyo vo kya hai na

Bhaiyo Aur Shaliyo Vo Kya Hai Na Ki Humari Pari Kho Gayi Hai Agar Kissi Ko Mil Jaye To Hume Zroor Bata Dijiyega The

Bhule hai rafta rafta unhe badi muddaton

Bhule Hai Rafta- Rafta Unhe Badi Muddaton Ke Baad Bhule Hai Rafta-Rafta Unhe Badi Muddaton Ke Baad Ke Kishton Main Khudkhushi Ka Mazaa Koi

Khwabo main ayenge sms ki tarah dil

Khwabo Main Ayenge Sms Ki Tarah. Dil Main Bas Jayenge Ring Tone Ki Tarah, Ye Yari Kabhi Kam Na Hogi Balance Ki Tarah, Sirf

Aangan mein phul chahiye to ugaa leejiye

Aangan Mein Phul Chahiye To Ugaa Leejiye Pyaar Agar Paana Hai Toh Daulat Kamaa Leejiye

Atte pe atta bhut ratt to niklege

Atte Pe Atta Atte Pe Bhut Ratt To Niklege Pehenke Suit

Door se dekha to airport pe plane

Door Se Dekha To Airport Pe Plane Nazar Aa Raha Tha… Door Se Dekha To Airport Pe Plane Nazar Aa Raha Tha…. Jab Tak

Aashiq ne pucheya rab ton ae rabba

Aashiq Ne Pucheya Rab Ton Ae Rabba Tu Jag Nu Pyar Da Vairy Kyon Bana Ditta ??? Rab Hassya Te Boleya Tusi Keda Mere

Us se nazar milee to bekarar ho

Us Se Nazar Milee To Bekarar Ho Gaya Kuch Din Me Jaker Ye Iqrar Ho Gaya Maine Use Bazaar Se Ghar Me Utha Laya

Aaj do sweater aur pehen lo pairon

Aaj Do Sweater Aur Pehen Lo Aaj Pairon Mein Mojey Aur Pehen Lo Aaj Do Rajai Bhi Oddh Lo Aaj Muffler Bhi Pehen Lo

Na nikla karo bina makeup ke sanam

Na Nikla Karo Bina Makeup Ke Sanam Dar Lagta Hain Hamein Kale Raton Main

Shadi kr li hay ab bohat say

Shadi Kr Li Hay Ab Bohat Say Rishtay Nibhanay Perhein Gaein Jitnay B Thay Jigree Yar Sab Bohlanay Perhein Gaein Pehlay Tu Maa Ki

Dil diya tha dilruba samjh kar kha

Dil Diya Tha Dilruba Samjh Kar Dil Diya Tha Dilruba Samjh Kar Kha Gayi Kameeni Kharbuja Samajhkar

Zamana badey shouk sey sun raha tha

Zamana Badey Shouk Sey Sun Raha Tha Hum Hee So Gaye Daastaan Kahtey Kahtey

Ladka khat likta hu khun se shahi

Ladka Khat Likta Hu Khun Se Shahi Mat Samjana Pyar Karta Hu Tujse Koi Or Na Samajna Ladki Khat Likhte Ho Khunse Shahi Nahi

Meri bottle chupa do kafan mein marne

Meri Bottle Chupa Do Kafan Mein Marne Ke Baad Bhi Piya Karoonga Jab Mangega Hisaab Khuda To Paig Banake Usko Bhi Diya Karoonga

Agar isi se sawarti ho kisi ke

Agar Isi Se Sawarti Ho Kisi Ke Zindagi To Hum Haazir Hain Abhi Marne Ke Liye Agar Isi Se Khilta Ho Aap Ka Mobile

Tayari hain aaj kahin jane kii doston

Tayari Hain Aaj Kahin Jane Kii.. Doston Se Milne Milane Kii.. Chalta Hun Jara Waqt Se Pehle Mujhe Aadat Hai Fisal Jane Ki.. Hun

Chandini raat thi vo mere saat uske

Chandini Raat Thi Vo Mere Saat Thi Uske Haat Mere Haton Mein Thay Uske Paer Mere Pearo Pe The Gabhrayean Nahi Dosto Wo Meri

Jab bhi yaad aati ho tum sir

Jab Bhi Yaad Aati Ho Tum Jab Bhi Yaad Aati Ho Tum Sir Patak Ke Rote Hain Hum Na Jane Kab Ayega Vo Din

Hamse ha zamana zamane se ham nahi

Hamse Ha Zamana Zamane Se Ham Nahi Hamse Ha Zamana Zamane Se Ham Nahi Hame Aazmaane Ki Koshisch Mat Karna Ham Bi Koi Tumse

Piche se dekha to unhe dekhte hi

Piche Se Dekha To Unhe Dekhte Hi Un Par Marr Mitte Age Se Dekha To Bhi Unhe Dekhte Hi Un Par Marr Mitte Farq

Dard itne mile k khusi kho gai

Dard Itne Mile K Khusi Kho Gai Sas Chalti Rahi Aur Jindgi Kho Gai Har Taraf Se Ujale Badhe Is Kadar, Mene Pai Hui

Although i will alwayz luv u and

Although I Will Alwayz Luv U And Remember The Timez We Had Ur A Sorry Little Bastard U Hurt Me Really Bad Although U

Nigahen aapki khanjar hai to adaye

Nigahen Aapki Khanjar Hai , To Aapki Adaye Kisi Bandook Se Kaam Nahi , Jo Log Aap Pe Martey Hai , Un Bewakoof Mein

Taj mahel ki deewaron par aaj bhi

Taj Mahel Ki Deewaron Par Aaj Bhi Likha Hai Taj Mahel Ki Deewaron Par Aaj Bhi Likha Hai Yahan Thookna Mana Hai

Kyun cahlti hain pawan because of evaporation

Kyun Cahlti Hain Pawan, Because Of Evaporation . Kyun Jhoome Hain Gagan, Because Of Earth’s Rotation. Kyun Machalta Hain Mann, Because Of Disorder In

Hai tu agar mera dilbar to aaj

Hai Tu Agar Mera Dilbar Hai Tu Agar Mera Dilbar To Aaj Ke Lunch Ka Bill Tu Bhar

Gururumma guru whisky vodka ginneshwara gurur scotcha

Gururumma, Guru Whisky, Guru Vodka, Ginneshwara, Gurur Scotcha, Param Brandi, Tasmaishri Beer, Alchoholal Namah… By Arvind

Jaane woh kaise hogi shayad aisi yaa

Jaane Woh Kaise Hogi, Shayad Woh Aisi Hogi, Yaa Fir Woh Waisi Hogi, Zyaada Mat Soch , Tere Sapno Ki Rani Bilkul Jassi Jaisi

Aaj bagh mein kali hai kal khila

Aaj Bagh Mein Kali Hai, Kal Khila Gulab Hoga, Jo Tujh Se Shaadi Karega, Uska Dimaag Kharab Hoga

Unki gali se guzra ek azib ittafak

Unki Gali Se Guzra, Ek Azib Ittafak Tha Usne Phul Feka, Gamla Bhi Sath Tha

Bewafa sanam se to cigarate acchi hain

Bewafa Sanam Se To Cigarate Acchi Hain Dil Jalta To Hain Par Hoton Se To Lagti Hain

Dil phephre aur gurda sare ho gaye

Dil Phephre Aur Gurda Sare Ho Gaye Hen Murda Ager Saans Bhee Leta Hun Saath Khaans Bhee Leta Hun Vaqt Ne Maree Hen Churian

Ghar main diya jale to diwali mat

Ghar Ghar Main Diya Jale To Diwali Mat Samjho Agar Main Tera Peeche Paroon To Mawali Mat Samjho

Mousam suhana hai barsat ka zamanaa hai

Mousam Suhana Hai Barsat Ka Zamanaa Hai, Dear Ab Tu Kar Do Sms, Kya Balance Le Kar Oper Jana Hai

Apki chatting mein doobney ko dil chahta

Apki Chatting Mein Doobney Ko Dil Chahta Hai Magar Kya Karoon Kambakht Beech Mein Computer Ajata Hai

Sitaroon se aagy jahan aur bhi hein

Sitaroon Se Aagy Jahan Aur Bhi Hein, Abhi Muhabat K Imthan Aur Bhi Hein, Tum Hi Nehi Jalaty Mere Dil Ko, University Mein Larkyan

Many years ago when i was twenty

Many Many Years Ago When I Was Twenty Three, I Got Married To A Widow Who Was Pretty As Could Be. This Widow Had

Tum aa gaye ho noor gai hai

Tum Aa Gaye Ho Noor Aa Gai Hai Chalo Teeno Milkar Picture Dekhne Chalte Hai

Phirta tha main gali woh larrki mujhey

Phirta Tha Main Gali Gali Woh Larrki Mujhey Nahin Mili Khoobsurti Ka Jo Namoona Ho Kudrat Ki Ho Jaadu Gari Chand Jaisa Chehra Ho

Pyar huwa ikrar se abb kyo darta

Pyar Huwa Ikrar Huwa Pyar Se Abb Kyo Darta Hai Dil Darta Hai Dil Awhe Bharta Hai Dil Kyoke Janta Hai Yeh Apne Pyar

Jab se pyar mera miss manage ho

Jab Se Pyar Mera Miss Manage Ho Gaya Jindagi Ka Sara System Damage Ho Gaya Pahle Jo Pyar Ka Paigam Hua Karta Tha Mera

Om shanti ka dialogue students ke andaaz

Om Shanti Om Ka Dialogue Students Ke Andaaz Mein Itni Shiddat Se Maine Paas Hone Ki Koshish Ki Hai Ki Har Teacher Ne Mujhe

Macchis ki teeli neeche giri hai uthhate

Macchis Ki Teeli Neeche Giri Hai Uthhate Kyun Nahi Bus Stop Par Ladki Khadi Hai Pata Te Kyun Nahi

Raaste the anjaan phir bhi hum talaash

Raaste The Anjaan Phir Bhi Hum Talaash Mein Unki Nikal Pade Unki Aankhon Ki Kashish Mein Hum Kheenche Chal Pade Maloom Chala Wo Kaun

Tumhari yaadon ka hamesha backup liya karate

Tumhari Yaadon Ka Hamesha Backup Liya Karate The. Kaheen Bhool Na Jaaoon Tumhara Naam Tabhi To Tumhaare Naam Ka Password Diya Karate The….

Sisa patthar se takrata hai to ko

Sisa Patthar Se Takrata Hai To Patthar Ko To Kuch Nahi Hota Hai Lekin Sisa Tuut Jata Hai. Ladka Agar Ladki Se Pyar Karta

Cigrate piney ka ek faida hai insan

Cigrate Piney Ka Ek Faida Hai Insan Kabhi Borah Nahi Hota Kyun Ki‚  Woh Borah Hone Se Pehle Hi Maar Jata Hai

Class mein padte hi uske kadam aashiqon

Class Mein Padte Hi Uske Kadam Aashiqon Ke Dil Thaam Ho Jaate Hai Jaise Signal Ke Laal Hote Hi Gaadiyon Ke Brake Jaam Ho

Kala chashma laga kar anke kyu chapati

Kala Chashma Laga Kar Anke Kyu Chapati Ho Bachpan Mei Line Di Ab Sharmati Kyo Ho

Mere exam hain agle hi mahine se

Mere Exam Hain Agle Hi Mahine Se Shuru Parhne Bethoon To Mujhey Niind Bohot Aati Hai Sirf Kuch Din Key Liye Mujh Sey Koi

Chalo mana ke yeh make up beshumar

Chalo Mana Ke Yeh Make Up Beshumar Kerti Hain Maa Baap Ke Paisoon Ka Khana Kharab Kerti Hain Serdiyon Main Bhi To Germiyon Ka

Khuwahisho k jangal mai raat justuju kar

Khuwahisho K Jangal Mai Raat Justuju Kar K Hum Ne Us Ki Khatir Ab Chooriyan Kharidi Hain Dil Bala Ka Wehshi Tha, Dil Se

Kaise bataoon ke tum meri kaun ho

Kaise Bataoon Ke Tum Meri Kaun Ho Agar Main Walls Ice Cream Hu To Tum Meri Cone Ho Tum Mere Aangan Ki Banyaan Tree

Sharab bani toa mehkhane bane husn bana

Sharab Bani Toa Mehkhane Bane Husn Bana To Deewane Bane Kuch To Baat Hai Tum Sab Mein Mere Dosto Yuhi To Nahi “Pagalkhaane” Bane

Un ke aik muskurahat main hai kia

Un Ke Aik Muskurahat Main Hai Kia Ada Thi? Har Aik Ladki Un Pe Aisi Liye To Fida Thi Baat Kare Woh Aise Jaise

Jab bhi teri aankhon main dekhta hoon

Jab Bhi Teri Aankhon Main Dekhta Hoon Jab Bhi Teri Aankhon Main Dekhta Hoon Doob Jata Hoon Par Ab Nahi Dooboonga Ruko Main Swimming

Zamane se dar kar teri tasveer toilet

Zamane Se Dar Kar Teri Tasveer Toilet Mein Chupa Rakhi Hain Deedar Ho Baar Baar Isliye Julaab Ki Goli Kha Rakhi Hain

Mere woh aise ho jo aankhoun mein

Mere Woh Aise Ho Jo Aankhoun Mein Haya Rakhte Hu Mere Sang Chalne Mein Aazme Wafa Rakhte Hu Nakhre Na Uthoun To Shikayat Na

Paish locket kia tow farmaya yeh mujh

Paish Locket Kia Tow Farmaya Yeh Tow Mujh Se Bhi Ziyadah Khoobsoorat Hai Jab Dil Diya Tow Bolien Rehne Do Is Takalluf Ki Kia

Heard of dis one to hain teree

Heard Of Dis One To Hain Teree Ankhon Main Doobney To Dil Kerta Hai Magar Kya Keren Ye Stupid Chashma Beech Main Aa Jata

Hum tha ek raah pe jaa reha

Hum Tha Ek Raah Pe Jaa Reha Bhuje Hoe Chhole Kha Reha Ek Kutta Pada Nigah Mein Jo Sutta Pada Tha Raah Mein Humne

Dost aapsa na milega aapki yaad bahut

Dost Aapsa Na Milega Aapki Yaad Bahut Satati Hai Dost Aapsa Na Milega Aapki Yaad Bahut Satati Hai Subah Shamm Ho Deedar Aapka Isliye

Aapke nakhare apne dil pe bangho gaye

Aapke Nakhare Apne Dil Pe Bangho Gaye Do Pc Judte Judte Hang Ho Gaye Aap Jaiso Ke Liye Dil Ko Cut Diya Karte Hai

Us bewafa ke pyar ka mat rog

Us Bewafa Ke Pyar Ka Mat Rog Paliye Jamun Ki Daal Pe Kabhi Jhula Na Daliye..

Ho jaay jab jism ke ander saazish

Ho Jaay Jab Jism Ke Ander Saazish Khuliyoon Ki Ban Jaata Hai Nasoor Ek Phora Yaa Phunsi

Har vaar padan study de erade naal

Har Vaar Padan( Study) De Erade Naal Kitaab Da Pehla Panna Kholna Tin ( Three) Savaal Hal(Solve) Karan Baad Hounsala(Confidence) Buland Hona Par(But) Chotha(Fourth)