Kagaj ki kasti thi pani ka kinara

Kagaj Ki Kasti Thi Pani Ka Kinara Tha
Khelene Ki Masti Thi Dil Ye Awara Tha
Kaha Aa Fase Is Badpan Ke Jaal Main
Is Se To Apne Wo Bachpan Hi Pyaara Tha

You know hamara dil aap ke paas

You Know Hamara Dil Aap Ke Paas Hai
And Your Aankhein And Muskaan Have Made Me Fida
On Your Ada 100 Days Ago You Were An Ajnabee Lakin
Kal Aaj Aur Kal Sirf Tum Is In My Soch
Tum Hi Ho Jis Ko Mera Dil Chahta Hai
I Know You Love Me Chori Chori Chup Ke Chup Ke
And Want To Say Hum Pyaar Tumhi Se Kar Baithe
But There Is A Dar In Your Dil Kyun Ke You Don’t Have Aetebaar
On Me. My Vaada Is That Hum Tumhare Hain Sanam
Tere Liye’ Mera Dil To Pagal Hai
And My Chahat Is Ke Tera Mera Saath Rahen’ Hamesha

Kuch intezar humne kiya aur tumne gunah

Kuch Intezar Humne Kiya Aur Kuch Tumne Kiya
Gunah Kuch Humse Hua Kuch Sitam Tumne Kiya
Dekhkar Duniya Ki Rasme Mujhko To Yahi Lagta Hai
Aaj Wo Bhoole “Mateen” Jo Kasam Humne Diya

Jo ho gaya woh hona hoga aur

Jo
Ho Gaya
Woh Ho Gaya
Jo
Hona Hoga
Woh Hoga
Aur Jo
Nahi Hona Hoga
Woh Nahi Hoga
Kyun Ke Jo
Hona Hai Woh To
Hoga Hi Hoga
Ab Dekhna Hai
Ke Kia
Hoga
Aur
Kia Nahi
Hoga
Hone Ko To
Kuch Bhi
Hoga
Yahi Sochna Hai
Ke Kia
Hoga
Agar
Kuch Hoga
To Theek Hoga
Aur
Nahi Hoga
To Bhi Theek Hoga
Theek Hoga To
Kiss Asgher Se Hoga
Aur Asgher Hi Theek
Nahi Hoga To Kuch
Kaise Theek Hoga
Ab
Aap Batao
Ke Aage Kia Hoga
Kisi Aur Ko
Yeh Poem Padhaiyega
Acha Time Pass Hoga

Wo rooth ke maan jaayenge kuchh keh

Wo Rooth Ke Maan Jaayenge Kuchh Keh Nahi Sakte
Hum Unko Manaa Payenge Kuchh Keh Nahi Sakte..
Hum Jinki Tamnna Main Yeh Din Kaat Rahe Hain
Wo Din Bhi Kabhi Aayenge Kuchh Keh Nahi Sakte..

Aayi Hai Idhar Mout Aaye Hain Udha Wo Bhi
Jayenge Ki Reh Jayenge Kuchh Keh Nahi Sakte..

Qayamat de din jab farishte ne sabse

Qayamat De Din Jab Farishte Ne Sabse Kaha Apne Apne Gunah
Paper Pe Likho,
Sab Ne Apne Gunha Likhe ,
Achanak Aapki Awaz Aayi Additional Paper Plz……….

Ek aap hain jo itne acche seedhe

Ek Aap Hain Jo Itne Acche Hain
Ek Aap Hain Jo Itne Seedhe Hain
Ek Aap Hain Jo Itne Bhole Hain
Ek Hum Hain Jojhoot Pe Jhoot Bolte Jaa Rahe Hain

Ramlila se hanuman tha farar role ke

Ramlila Se Hanuman Tha Farar
Role Ke Liya Fit Kiya Ek Sardar
Jo Tha Bahut Hi Kamal
Ped Se Chalang Mar Ka Bola Jo Bole So Nihal
Sita Maiya Sat Sri Akal

Duniya ko ajab rang dikhati hai yeh

Duniya Ko Ajab Rang Dikhati Hai Yeh Ladkiyaaan
Mardo Ko Hathon Pe Nachati Hai Ladkiyaan
Kapdo Ki Ik Dod (Dor) Si Lagti Hai Jese
Darziyon K Karobar Chalati Hai Ladkiyaan
Make Up K Bagair Yeh Mukammal Nahi Abb Tu
Chehre Pe Ik Chehra Chadati Hai Yeh Ladkiyaan
Kisi Takreeb Main Poocho Na Haal Tu Inka
Bar Char Kar Numaiyeesh Karati Hai Yeh Ladkiyaan
Boodiyon Ne Bhi Bana Rakha Hai Ik Ajab Tamasha
Baal Kata Kar Yeh Bhi Kehlati Hai Ladkiyaan
Bhoole Se Agar Kisi Ko Jo Kehdiya Amma
Khandan Ki Tarikh Batati Hai Yeh Ladkiyaan
Mill Jaye Gar Yeh Tu Ban Jati Hain Toofan
Ladko Ko Bhi Badnaam Karati Hai Yeh Ladkiyaan
Duniyaa K Har Ik Mozoon Pe Karleti Hain Batain
Bolne Main Kabhi Maar Na Khati Hai Ladkiyaan
Dekh Dekh Kar Ik Dosre Ko Hoti Hai Jelius
Tareef Kisi Ki Na Karpati Hai Ladkiyaan
Tamanna Yehi Rehti Hai K Ho Jaye Inki Shadhi
Rone Ka Pheer Drama Rachati Hai Ladkiyaan
Choti Choti Baton Pe Ho Jati Hai Naraz
Magar Mach K Pheer Ansoo Bahati Hai Ladkiyaan
Acting Karne Main Koi Saani Nahi Inka
Actro Ki Bhi Chutti Karati Hai Ladkiyaan
Din Raat Suna Kar Masaeel Ki Woh Bhar Maar
Mardo Ko Bhi Ganja Banati Hai Yeh Ladkiyaan
Ik Doje Se Bhi Bana Kar Rakhti Nahi Yeh Tu
Chugli Pe Chugliyaan Lagati Hai Ladkiyaan
Lag Jaye Koi Mazloom Agar Ink Hath
Joutoon Se Tawaza Farmati Hai Ladkiyaan
Zar, Zan, Zameen Ka Jhagra Azal Se Hai Maujood
Mazloom Ko Bhi Zalim Banati Hai Ladkiyaan
Rishte Dariyon Ko Bhi Khatam Karwa Deti Hain Yeh Tu
Pheer Aag Kuch Aesi Badkati Hai Ladkiyaan
Aey Sanju! Bahut Nadan Hai Abhi Tu
Nako Chane Bhi Chabwati Hai Yeh Ladkiyaan

Kanjusi ka ha award diya jaega tab

Kanjusi Ka Ha Award Diya Jaega,
Tab Aap Ke Naam Sab Se Pehle Aaega,
Galti Se Bhi Sms Mat Kar Dena,
Warna Ye Awark Kisi Aur Ko Chala Jaega.

Ek haath se taali nahin bajti hai

Ek Haath Se Taali Nahin Bajti Hai,
Doosre Haath Ki Jarurat Padti Hai
Sirf Gharwali Se Kaam Nahin Chalta,
Baharwali Ki Jarurat Padti Hai

Jai macchar bhagwan ujagar agnit kasto ke

Jai Macchar Bhagwan Ujagar Jai Agnit Kasto Ke Sagar
Rog Dut Atulit Baldama Rakt Chus Khatmal Ke Mama
Sukcham Roop Dhari Nit Aa Jate Bhim Roop Dhari Rakt Bacchate
Madhur Madhur Khujlahat Late Sabki Deh Lal Kar Jaate
Koi Jagah Na Assi Chodi Jaha Na Ristedari Jodhi
Wyap Rahi Jag Tumhari Maya Bal Adhbut Yadhapi Kas Kaya
Samdrasi Tum Chatur Sayane Nich Uch Katahv Nahi Jaane
Balak Wridh Yuva Nar Nari Sab Par Niz Maya Vistari
Karn Na Samip Aakar Mandrate Madhur Mand Sangeet Sunate
Tan Mein Komal Dank Gadate Rakt Pan Kar Ke Ud Jaate
Kacchuachap Jo Nit Jaalate Ve Nar Kahu Nidra Pa Jaate
Goodnight Se Tum Bhay Khate Jane Kis Bil Me Gus Jaate

Kabr pe behatasha rote hue shakhs se

Kabr Pe Behatasha Rote Hue Shakhs Se Humne Poochhaa,
Kis Ki Yaad Mein Ro Rahe Ho Is Bekadar?
Jaroor Koi Tumahaara Aziz Ya Dile-Jigar Raha Hoga,
Ya Phir Marhoom Bibi Ka Ghum Tumhe Khaa Raha Hoga

Shakhs Bola, Essi Koi Baat Nahin Hai,
Wafaai Aur Zazbaat Ki Takraar Nahin Hai
Hum Ye Baat Sunkar Chakraa Gaye,
Thode Girre Phir Sambhalaa Gaye
Poochaa ,Ye Raaz Humen Bhee Sunaayo
Apni Mashooka Ka Kissa To Farmaaayo
Bolaa,
Ye Meri Bibi Ke Pehle Pati Ki Kabr Hai,
Kon Thaa,Nahin Mujhe Iski Koi Khabr Hai
Zindaa Hota Aaj ‘Vo’,To Mein Aazad Hota,
Na Meraa Husn-E-Mahal Is Kadr Barbaad Hota
Al-Qaida Ke Kaidiyon Se Bhi Buraa Haal Hai,
Haath Paer Khulle Par Dil Zakhmon Se Laal Hai
Ae Mere Hamdard Aur Saathiyon,Kya Tumhne Ehsaas Hai,
Ke Shaadi Aur Wafaai, Is Zamaane Mein Itihaas Hai.
Jinki Ho Gai , Vo Pachhta Rahen Hain,
Jinki Nahin Hui, Vo Chakkra Rahe Hain
Third Wife Aur Fourth Husband Ka Zamaana Hai
Her Kids,My Kids And Our Kids Kya Anjaana Hai?
Apne Ko Pehchaan Lo ,’Living Together’ Ko Jaan Lo,
Laila Majnoo Ko Bhoolkar , Meri Baat Maan Lo.

Roz nikaltaa hoon teri galiyon se tamana e husn

Roz Nikaltaa Hoon Teri Galiyon Se
Tamana-E-Husn Ko Dil Machaltaa Hai
Teri Chokhat Par Aakar Sar Uthaata Hoon
Buddha Roz Balcony Mein Aa Nikaltaa Hai
Ek Roz Aayegaa Kuch Kar Jaaunga
Teri Ulfat Mein Budhhe Se Bhi Lad Jaaungaa
Chaandni Raat Mein Hogi Mulaaqaatein
Tujhe Chute Hi Bagal Ka Alarm Chaltaa Hai.

Main jaa raha tha allahabad sey cheenai

Main Jaa Raha Tha Allahabad Sey Cheenai
Saamnay Baithi Thi Ek Hasina Chuimui
Mast Nighaon Say Dekha Jo Usnay Mujhay
Laga Mujhako Meri Zindagi Mil Gayi
Par Dekh Kar Meri Khali Paket Wo Nikal Gayi

When u feel lonely and alone amp

When U Feel Lonely And Alone & Cannot See Any One Around You,
The World Seems To Be Fading Away,
Come Along With Me
I’ll Take U An Eye Specialist !!

Kabhi ham bhi unse nigahein milaya karte

Kabhi Ham Bhi Unse Nigahein Milaya Karte The,
Unhe Raaho Me Chher Jaaya Karte The…
Khawab Dekhte The , Unhe Apne Baho Me Bharne Ki.
Lekin Unke Mummy Daddy Se Katraya Karte The…

Tumhare liye ye sanam chaand taare tor

Tumhare Liye Ye Sanam Chaand Taare Tor Layenge
Tum Humein Aawaz Mat Dena Varna Hum Wapas Dor Aayenge
Fir Tum Khichoge Baal Hamare Aur Hum Royenge Itna
Ki Humen Manane Tumhare Mummy Papa Aayenge

Padh ke soyaa thaa raat mein jab

Padh Ke Soyaa Thaa Raat Mein
Jab Need Khulli To Lagaa
Sapna Adhuraa Hai
Phir So Gayaa Thaa Yaad Mein
Ab Exaam Chhut Gayaa
To Esmein Mera Kyaa Kasoor
Ja Rahaa Thaa Train Mein
Tujh Jaisa Dikhaa Thaa Ek Chehraa
Samjha Tu Hai Chal Padaa Us Ore
Samaan Chori Ho Gayaa Mera
To Esmein Mera Kyaa Kasoor
Kitchen Mein Baithaa
Maa Boli Dudh Dekh Lena
Teri Tarah Ek Awaaj Sunayi Di
Main Dekhane Nikala
Aur Dodh Jala Gaya
To Esmein Mera Kyaa Kasoor
Paristhitiya Nahi Mere Sang
Jeevan Chal Raha Hai Mera Bedhang
Gaadi Ke Neeche Dab Jata Hoon
Aspataal Mein Bherti Ho Jata Hoon
To Esmein Mera Kyaa Kasoor

Main shikar hoon kisi or ka muje

Main Shikar Hoon Kisi Or Ka Muje Marta Koi Or Hai
Muje Jis Ne Bakri Bana Diya Wo To Bhariya Koi Or Hai
Koi Sardiya Bhi Guzar Gai Main Us Ke Kaam Na A Saka
Main Lahaif Hoon Kisi Or Ka Muje Aurta Koi Or Hai
Muje Chakroon Main Phansa Diya Muje Ishq Ne To Raa Diya
Main Mang Thi Kisi Or Ki Muje Mangta Koi Or Hai
Mere Raib Main To Wo Agaya Mere Samne To Wo Jhuk Gaya
Muje Laat Kha Ke Hui Khabar Muje Peet Ta Koi Or Hai
Jo Gharajte Hoon Wo Barste Hoon Aisa Hum Ne Suna Nahi
Yahan Bhonkta Koi Or Hai Yahan Kat Ta Koi Or Hai
Ajab Admi Hai Yeh Nazim Ise Be Qasoori Hi Janiye
Ye To Dakiya Hai Janabe Maan Ise Bhejta Koi Or Hai

Rasgulle ki pl8 hopepsi ka cr8 ho

Rasgulle Ki Pl8 Ho,Pepsi Ka Cr8 Ho,
Ande Ka Oml8 Ho, E-Mail Karne Me Bade Le8 Ho,
Jalebi Ki Tarah Stra8 Ho,
Kher Jo Bhi Ho Mere Fevr8 Ho

Mana ke tum lajawab ho pur jawab

Mana Ke Tum Lajawab Ho Pur Jawab To Hamara Bhi Nahin Hai
Mana Ke Tum Khoobsurat Ho Pur Itne Badsurat To Hum Bhi Nahin Hai
Mana Ke Tum Ameer Ho Pur Paisey Ki Kami To Hamare Paas Bhi Nahin Hai
Mana Ke Tum Khud Ko Kate Winslate Smajhtey Ho Pur Maaf Kerna Magar Sylvester Stallone Se Kum To Hum Bhi Nahin Hain.

English i love you afrikaans ek

English – I Love You
Afrikaans – Ek Het Jou Lief
Albanian – Te Dua
Arabic – Ana Behibak (To Male)
Arabic – Ana Behibek (To Female)
Armenian – Yes Kez Sirumen
Bambara – M-‘bi Fe
Bangla – Aamee Tuma Ke Bhalo Aashi
Belarusian – Ya Tabe Kahayu
Bisaya – Nahigugma Ako Kanimo
Bulgarian – Obicham Te
Cambodian – Soro Lahn Nhee Ah
Cantonese Chinese – Ngo Oiy Ney A
Catalan – T-‘estimo
Cheyenne – Ne Mohotatse
Chichewa – Ndimakukonda
Corsican – Ti Tengu Caru (To Male)
Creol – Mi Aime Jou
Croatian – Volim Te
Czech – Miluji Te
Danish – Jeg Elsker Dig
Dutch – Ik Hou Van Jou
Esperanto – Mi Amas Vin
Estonian – Ma Armastan Sind
Ethiopian – Afgreki-‘
Faroese – Eg Elski Teg
Farsi – Doset Daram
Filipino – Mahal Kita
Finnish – Mina Rakastan Sinua
French – Je T-‘aime, Je T-‘adore
Frisian – Ik HƒÂ-ld Fan Dy
Gaelic – Ta Gra Agam Ort
Georgian – Mikvarhar
German – Ich Liebe Dich
Greek – S-‘agapo
Gujarati – Hoo Thunay Prem Karoo Choo
Hiligaynon – Palangga Ko Ikaw
Hawaiian – Aloha Wau Ia Oi
Hebrew – Ani Ohev Otah (To Female)
Hebrew – Ani Ohev Et Otha (To Male)
Hiligaynon – Guina Higugma Ko Ikaw
Hindi – Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte Hae
Hmong – Kuv Hlub Koj
Hopi – Nu-‘ Umi Unangwa-‘ta
Hungarian – Szeretlek
Icelandic – Eg Elska Tig
Ilonggo – Palangga Ko Ikaw
Indonesian – Saya Cinta Padamu
Inuit – Negligevapse
Irish – Taim I-‘ Ngra Leat
Italian – Ti Amo
Japanese – Aishiteru
Kannada – Naanu Ninna Preetisuttene
Kapampangan – Kaluguran Daka
Kiswahili – Nakupenda
Konkani – Tu Magel Moga Cho
Korean – Sarang Heyo
Latin – Te Amo
Latvian – Es Tevi Miilu
Lebanese – Bahibak
Lithuanian – Tave Myliu
Malay – Saya Cintakan Mu / Aku Cinta Padamu
Malayalam – Njan Ninne Premikunnu
Mandarin Chinese – Wo Ai Ni
Marathi – Me Tula Prem Karto
Mohawk – Kanbhik
Moroccan – Ana Moajaba Bik
Nahuatl – Ni Mits Neki
Navaho – Ayor Anosh-‘ni
Norwegian – Jeg Elsker Deg
Pandacan – Syota Na Kita!!
Pangasinan – Inaru Taka
Papiamento – Mi Ta Stimabo
Persian – Doo-Set Daaram
Pig Latin – Iay Ovlay Ouyay
Polish – Kocham Ciebie
Portuguese – Eu Te Amo
Romanian – Te Iubesc
Russian – Ya Tebya Liubliu
Scot Gaelic – Tha Gradh Agam Ort
Serbian – Volim Te
Setswana – Ke A Go Rata
Sign Language – ,,,/ (Represents Position Of Fingers When Signing -Ë—i Love You-‘)
Sindhi – Maa Tokhe Pyar Kendo Ahyan
Sioux – Techihhila
Slovak – Lu`bim Ta
Slovenian – Ljubim Te
Spanish – Te Quiero / Te Amo
Swahili – Ninapenda Wewe
Swedish – Jag Alskar Dig
Swiss-German – Ich Lieb Di
Tagalog – Mahal Kita
Taiwanese – Wa Ga Ei Li
Tahitian – Ua Here Vau Ia Oe
Tamil – Nan Unnai Kathalikaraen
Telugu – Nenu Ninnu Premistunnanu
Thai – Chan Rak Khun (To Male)
Thai – Phom Rak Khun (To Female)

Aap ki yaadon ko aasu bana kar

Aap Ki Yaadon Ko Aasu Bana Kar Piya Karenge,
Waqt Bewaqt App Ko Miss Kiya Karenge,
Appki Yadon Mai Marr Bhi Gayeto Kya Huwa
Yamraj Ke Mobile Se Sms Kiya Karenge

Tumhari bahut yaad aati hai pata nahi

Tumhari Bahut Yaad Aati Hai
Pata Nahi Kyo
Tumse Milne Ko Dil Karta Hai
Pata Nahi Kyo
Tumhe Dekhe Bina Din Acha Nahi Jaata
Pata Nahi Kyo
Mujhe Tum Behad Pasand Ho
Pata Nahi Kyo
Laila Ne Jawab Bheja
Tumhe Mere Charo Bhai Dhund Rahe Hai
Pata Nahi Kyo

Dada misses half century 21121212 48

Dada Misses Half Century….
21+12+12+1+2 = 48
Dada Misses Half Century For The Entire Series By 2 Runs……………
I Here By Announce With Great Sorrow That Our Mighty Captain Misses His Half
Century By 2 Runs. Dreams Of Millions Of Indians Were Shattered When Ganguly
Got Out For 1 Run In His Last Innings . He Cheated His Fans Who Expected Him To Score Half
Century, If Not In A Match, At Least In Whole Series Put Together. Whole
State Of Bengal Is Mourning.

Use karti hain make up ka daba rooz

Use Karti Hain Make-Up Ka Daba Rooz Kyun
Ban Sanwar Kar Nikalte Hain Rooz Kyun
Mummy Tum To Kehti Thi Eid Kab Ki Guzar Gai
Phir Pardhosan (Neighbour) Se
Galey Milte Hain Papa Rooz Kyun?

Ap ko macher ne kaata ye us

Ap Ko Macher Ne Kaata Ye Us Ka Janun Thaa
Ap Ne Khujli Ke Ye Ap Ka Sakun Thaa
Phir Be Ap Ne Usey Nahii Mara
Kiyon Ke Uskii Ragon Main Be Ap Ka Khun Thaa

Tere aane se is gulsan ki shann

Tere Aane Se Is Gulsan Ki Shann Hai
Tere Liye Ye Sare Duniya Jahan Hai
Tu Hi Sub Mahfilo Ki Shan Hai
Or Kya Kahu Tere Bare Main To Bahut‚  Mahan Hai
Tere Bade Bade Kan Hai Tu Donkey Ke Saman Hai

Jis ne nahi pe whisky phuti kismat

Jis Ne Nahi Pe Whisky Phuti Kismat Uske
Jis Ne Nahi Pe Rum Uske Nahi Chute Gum
Jis Ne Nahi Pe Gin Woh Jee Raha Kisi Bin
Jis Ne Nahi Pe Beer Woh Kabhi Na Bola Cheer
Is Liye Dosot Beer Se Shru Karo Aur Whiskey Tak Jao

Dil cheez kya hai aap yeh jigar

Dil Cheez Kya Hai Aap Yeh Jigar Bhi Lijiye
Kaata Hai Humne Kya Bakra Sirf Aap Ke Liye
Iss Kasai Ke Kuchh Aap Ke Paas Paise Hain Bante
De Dijiye Woh Raqm Ab Maaf Bhi Kijiye
Chalti Hai Meri Dukaan Kya Bas Aap Ke Liye
Thodi Si Nazar Apni Udhar Pe Kijiye
Kal Se Nahin Milega Bakre Ka Ek Baal Bhi
Jaaiye Faqiron Se Hi Kuchh Maang Lijiye

Love is your friend foe it can

Love Is Your Friend,
Love Is Your Foe,
It Can Bring You Happiness
It Can Bring You Woe.

It Can Cause You Joy
As It Causes You Sadness.
So How May I Ask
Can People Put Up With This Madness?
Is It The Tears Of Happiness
Or The Tears Of Sorrow,
That Make People Sick
If They Don’t See Them Tomorrow?
Love Is A Gentle
Yet Harsh Kind Of Feeling,
It Will Hurt You Badly
While It Works Its Healing.
Love Is Not A Guy
Or Girl Kind Of Thing,
It Can Take Things Away
With The Good Things It May Bring.
Love Can Take Forever
As It Happens So Quick,
And It Makes You So Happy
It’ll Make You Sick.
You Can Talk Forever
And Still Not Know What To Say.
It Can Change From Sweet To Sour
In The Length Of A Day.
But This To You,
I Must Confess,
Why Can’t I Be
Involved In This Mess?

Tum to thahre bakri chor bhains kya

Tum To Thahre Bakri Chor Bhains Kya Churaaoge
Tum To Thahre Bakri Chor Bhains Kya Churaaoge
Subah Doodh Waali Ke Haathon Tum Pakde Jaaoge
Gar Bach Gaye To Bhi Bhag Ke Kahan Jaaoge
Tum To Chhup Jaaoge Lekin Bhains Kahan Chupaaoge
Tum To Thare Bakri Chor Bhains Kya Churaaoge

Tum gulab ho baharo ka mai kanta

Tum Gulab Ho Baharo Ka ..Mai Kanta Hu Usme Laga…..
Tum Bangali Rusmalai Priye..Mai Desi Mill Ka Aata Hu…..
Tum Naye Vacume Clener Si..Mai Jhadu Bahut Purani Hu…..
Tum Bomb Ho Atem Bomb Sa..Mai Dewali Ka Fuss Pataka Hu…..
Tum Aam Ki Tarah Rasili Ho..Mai Aamrood Pichka Wala Hu…..
Tum Fast Food Ho Usa Ka .. Mai Idli Dhosa Sambhe Hu……
Tum Jawa Hasi Ho Priye.. Mai Budhu Bhola Bhala Hu…..
Tum Makhmal Ki Rajai Ho .. Mai Tat Ki Fati Hui Chader Hu…..
Tum Chikan 2 Pyaza Priye..Mai Ubla Anda Basi Hu…..
Tum Shawer Ho Naye Design Ka .. Mai Hand Pump Toota Hu Priye…
Mat Khel Tu Aaise Khel Priye Ye Pyar Nahi Hai Khel Priye

Mujhe kuch kehna hai jab se main

Mujhe Kuch Kehna Hai Jab Se Main Ne Tumhein Dekha Hai Tarzan Main
Main To Tumhara Deewana Ho Gaya Hoon Mera Dil Pardesi Ho Gaya Hai
Kyun Ke Ab Hamara Dil Aap Ke Paas Hai Tumhara Chaand Sa Roshaan Chehra
Mera Woh Haal Kar Gaya Jo Main Ne Kabhi Socha Na Tha
Ab To Meri Aik Khuwahish Hai Ke Hum Tum Shaadi Kar Le
To Kia Tum Mujh Se Shadi Karo Gi?
Hum Tum Pe Marte Hain Or Yeh Wada Karte Hain
Ke Chalte Chalte Hum Tumahra Saath Nahi Chodein Ge To Kia
Qayamat Se Qayamat Tak Hum Saath Saath Hain ?
Answer Fast Kia Pata Kal Ho Na Ho

Kisi charsi bewaday ki baatli ho tum

Kisi Charsi Bewaday Ki Baatli Ho Tum
Kya Bemaar Ho Bahut Patli Ho Tum
Barson Pehle Howa Koi Kasoor Ho Tum
Ped Pe Latka Howa Koi Khajur Ho Tum
Bin Baadal Ke Jaise Barkha Ho Tum
Khadi Banti Hai Jisse Wo Charkha Ho Tum
Kitni Tareef Karoun Ke Kya Ho Tum
Eek Hi Kaafi Hai Wo Jhatka Ho Tum
Bewkoof Ho Bilkul Anaadi Ho Tum
Bina Ghoday Ki Gaadi Ho Tum
Poori Ammavas Ki Shaam Ho Tum
Bilkul Choosa Howa Aam Ho Tum
Galat Disha Mein Nikli Bijli Ho Tum
Kabhi Na Mitne Waali Khujli Ho Tum
Jise Koi Nahi Dekhta Wo Cinemaa Ho Tum
Bina Naadey Ke Phisalta Paijama Ho Tum
Sara Din Padosioon Ko Sataati Ho Tum
Gadhon Ki Kya Kami Hai Jo Gaati Ho Tum
Adh Maray Ko Maarti Pura Ho Tum
Jo Kabhi Na Baje Wo Tambura Ho Tum

Bill to pagal hai deewana ache bure

Bill To Pagal Hai
Bill Deewana Hai
Ache Bure Softwares Banata Hai Yahi
Hmm Bill To Pagal Hai
Bill Deewana Hai
Softwares Ko Main Na Pehchanunga
Working Bhi Na Main Us Ki Janunga
Microsoft Ka Logo Bas Main Dekhunga
Bill Jo Kahega Wahi Manunga Hasata Hai Yahi Rulata Hai
Us Main Phir Bugs Daalta Hai Wahi
Aur Solutions Bhi Nikalta Hai
Bill To Pagal Hai
Bill Deewana Hai
Ais Bill Ki Baton Main Jo Aate Hain
Woh To Ollu Ban Jate Hain
Software To Dusare Bhi Banate Hain
Bana Ke Magar Kho Jate Hain
Bill To Pagal Hai
Bill Deewana Hai
Bill Ka Kehna Hum Sab Maane
Bill Na Kisi Ki Maane
Us Ki Strategy Jaan Li Ham Ne
Aik Wahi Na Jaane
Bill To Pagal Hai
Bill Deewana Hai
Chodo Yeh Bill Sab Kahaniyan
Bugs Ki Hain Sab Nishaniyan
Programmers Ki Sari Pareshaniyan
Ais Bill Ki Hain Yeh Mehrobaniyan

Hey nida its really sweet bahut hi

Hey Nida Its Really Sweet
Bahut Hi Accha Hai I Really Like It Alot
Wow How Nice Way Of Describing Your Love.
Kamal Kar Diya Aapne Bilkul Hamare Love Ke
Baare Mein Kaha Hai Woh Bhi Aaise Hi Hai
Its Reallly Sweeeeet
I Really Like It Alot
Keep It Up And Keep Posting Like Sher Like This
Wonderful!!!!
Guriya

Woh jo unke pare baithein hain aur

Woh Jo Unke Pare Baithein Hain
Aur Woh Jo Unke Bhi Pare Baithein Hain
Arey Woh Jo Unke Bhi Pare Baithein Hain
Nahin Woh Jo Unke Bhi Pare Baithein Hain
Woh Yeh Samjhe Baithein Hain Ki Hum Unpe Mare Baithein Hain
Par Woh Nadaan Kya Samjhein Ki Hum To Unpe Mare Baithein Hain
Jo Unke Bhi Pare Baithein Hain

Ek mandir tha jis mein buri neeyat

Ek Mandir Tha Jis Mein Buri Neeyat Waale Gayab Ho Jaate
Thae..
Salmaan Gaya Salmaan Gayab.
Hritik Gaya Hritik Gayab .
Malika Gayi Bhagwan Gayab…..

If you hav studied mbbs r a

If You Hav Studied Mbbs, You R A Doctor.
If You Hav Studied B.Ab.L., You R An Advocate.
If You Hav Studied B.E, You R An Engineer,
Since Ur Studing This Sms, You R A Fool..!!

N ham hindi pdhela he english muhabbat ki

N-Ham Hindi Pdhela He N-Ham English Pdhela He
Muhabbat Ki Khani Sun Ke Tum Par Mar Mitela He
Meri Nazron Se Bachkar Tum Kidhar Se Aata Jata He
Ye Deevana Teri Rahon Me Barson Se Khdela He
N-Ham Dunyan Se Darta He N-Tere Ghar Se Darta He
Jo Sach Poochho Tera Aashiq Fakat Tera Dabela He
Ye Mana Jism He Aazaad Lekin Qeid Me Dil He
Hmara Dil Tere Balon Ke Jude Me Fhansela He
Idhar Ham Rota Jata He Udhar Tum Muskurata He
Haqiqat Me Tumhara Dil Bhi Patthar Ka Banela He
Ham Sari Rat Bhar Sota Nahi He Yaad Me Teri
Magar Tum Chen Se Makhmal Ke Bistar Pe Pdela He
Suna He Rahi Ne Har Ek Tum Par Jaan Deta He
Khuda Ne Naak Naksha Tera Fursat Me Ghdela He

Agar karne lage engineer dr ka kaam

Agar Karne Lage Engineer Dr. Ka Kaam
To Samaj Lo Ho Gaya Marij Ka Kaam Tamam
Thak Jayega Vo Ye Bol Bol Ke
Kahan Chala Gaya Kambhakt Nutbolt Khol Ke

Dil todne walon ko saza kyu nahi

Dil Todne Walon Ko Saza Kyu Nahi
Har Kisi Ko Pyar Ki Dua Kyu Nahi
Log Kehte Hain Ishq To Ek Bimari Hai
Phir Medical Mein Uski Dawa Kyu Nahi

Ab ke sawan ek tofa lai ge

Ab Ke Sawan Ek Tofa Lai Ge
Heera Na Moti Par Peeyas Lai Ge
Tumhare Ghar Mein But Huti Hai Badmazgi
Yehi Sooch Lu K Masala Lai Ge

Haatoun Mein Ju Lazzat Hugi Tumhari
Khaa K Mera Paisa Sab Jaan Jai Ge
Aur Le Lena Sauda Lehaaz Mat Karna
Ek Ko Bulaya Hi Tu 10 Aa Jai Ge
Hum Khud Plate Mein Khaana Nikal Sakte Hai
2 Tokre Roti K, 3 Tinke Chawal K Khaa Jai Ge
Ab Itna Kaam Kiya Hai Tu Aur Hi Sahi
2 Ghante Mein Saare Bartan Dhul Jai Ge!!!

Aur bhee cheezein lut jaati hain dil

Aur Bhee Cheezein Lut Jaati Hain Dil Ke Saath
Ye Fermaya Doston Ne Ishq Karnay Ke Baad
Is Liye Kamray Ki Ik Ik Cheez Check Karta Hun Mein
Ik Tere Aanay Se Pehlay Ik Tere Jaanay Ke Baad

Roshni dekar doob jana koi suraj se

Roshni Dekar Doob Jana Koi Suraj Se Sikhe
Dil Dekar Dard Lena Koi Humse Sikhe
Kuch Na Dekar Dil Lena Koi Unse Sikhe
Shayri Padhkar Reply Na Karna Koi Aap Se Sikhe

Ladka hum ne ghar choda hai rasamo

Ladka Hum Ne Ghar Choda Hai
Rasamo Ko Toda Hai
Girl Aaiyo Rasam Ko Toda To Abhi Saambaar Ko Bhi Toda Na
Ladka Mere Pyar Pe Tu Kar Bharosa
Ladki Main Teri Idli Tu Mera Dosa

Jab kaha tha aao aatey na the

Jab Kaha Tha Aao‚  Aatey Na The
Bin Kehey Ab Bar Bar Aaney Lagey
Ya Kabhi Wo Be-Rukhi Ya Ya Karam
Sath Ab Bachchoon Ko Bhi Laney Lagey

Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main

Woh Jab Chalti Hai To Raahon Main 100-100 Ke Note Bichhata Deta Hoon
Woh Jab Chalti Hai To Raahon Main 100-100 Ke Note Bichhata Deta Hoon
Uske Jaane Ke Baad Woh Sab Note Utha Leta Hoon..

Apni biwi ki taarif mein kaha ek

Apni Biwi Ki Taarif Mein Kaha Ek Shakhs Nay
Dil Se Unke Mautarif Hun, Zubaani Hee Nahin
Chai Bhi Achha Banaati Hai Meri Begam…..?
Magar Muh Banaane Mein To Uska Koi Saani Nahin

Mausam bada behaal hai na sur taal

Mausam Bada Behaal Hai
Na Sur Hai Na Taal Hai
Upar Se Aapka Na Hona Bhi Bekaar Hai
And By The Way
Kya Aaj Aapki Shayri Ki Factry Me Hadtaal Hai

Aapki hari aankhon main doob jane ko

Aapki Hari Hari Aankhon Main Doob Jane Ko Dil Karta Hai
Aapki Hari Hari Aankhon Main Doob Jane Ko Dil Karta Hai
By The Way Kitni Gahri Hongi Aapki Aankhen
Jayada Gahrai Se Mujhe Bahut Dar Lagta Hai.

Hansna hai to hi ise padho mere

Hansna Hai To Hi Ise Padho Mere Bhai,
Aur Zindagi Kya Hai Sirf Khushiyon Ki Judai
Sher Likhen Shayri Likhen Ya Phir Likhen Koi Gaana,
Sher Likhen Shayri Likhen Ya Phir Likhen Koi Gaana,
Naani Tohri Kapde Sukhaye Aur Dhoye Hamra Nana Lo

Mashooka lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch

Mashooka: Lagta Hai Meri Aankh Mein
Kuch Gir Gaya Dekho To
Mashook: Darling, Ek Tinka Dikh To Raha Hai
Kyon Na Usey Wahin Rahne Diya Jaye
Main Doobonga To Sahara Dega