Funny Shayri Collection

Log kehte hai k khuda ne aapko

Log Kehte Hai K Khuda Ne Aapko Badifursat Mein Banaya Ha. Faltu Kaam Fursat Mein Hi To Kiye Jate Hain

Tere mere hoton pe meethe geet mitwaa

Tere Mere Hoton Pe Meethe Meethe Geet Mitwaa Aage Aage Chale Hum Peeche Peeche Preet Mitwa” Colgate Tooth Paste Tere Mere Hoton Me Gore

Kudiyan yeh aajkal ki pudiyan aafatt humare

Kudiyan Yeh Aajkal Ki Kudiyan Pudiyan Yeh Aafatt Ki Pudiyan Kudiyan Yeh Aajkal Ki Kudiyan Pudiyan Yeh Aafatt Ki Pudiyan Humare Dil Ki Yeh

Apki chatting mein doobney ko dil chahta

Apki Chatting Mein Doobney Ko Dil Chahta Hai Magar Kya Karoon Kambakht Beech Mein Computer Ajata Hai

Aik shaer ki shaadi main chooha bht

Aik Shaer Ki Shaadi Main Aik Chooha Bht Zoro Shor Say Bhngra Dal Raha Tha ! Aik Ney Choohey Say Poocha Bhei Shaer Ki

Kahi pe neghain nishana badmash hote hai

Kahi Pe Neghain Kahi Pe Nishana Badmash Hote Hai Yeh Ladke Zara Samhal Ke Nazdeek Jana

Dil to hai ka aitbaar kya kijiye

Dil To Hai, Dil Ka Aitbaar Kya Kijiye Kha Ke Hamara Chocolate Bar Yun Na Muskura Kijiye Rula Ke Gaya Sapna Mera Behti Thi

Dil hai to ishq mohabbat dard zandu

Dil Hai To Ishq Hai Ishq Hai To Mohabbat Hai Mohabbat Hai To Dard Hai Dard Hai To Zandu Baam Hai

Ye gaal tumhare surkh gulab cehra bhi

Ye Gaal Tumhare Surkh Gulab Cehra Bhi Ek Khuli Kitab Kya Ankheen Tumhari Bhaingi Hain Jo Kala Chashma Lagati Ho

Exam paas aaye sir mera dukhaye teacher

Exam Paas Aaye, Sir Mera Dukhaye Teacher Ne Na Jaane Kyun, Danday Dikhaye, Ab To Mera Sir, Jaage Na Sota Hai, Kya Karoon Haye,

Tum itraati bahut ho dil ko behlati

Tum Itraati Bahut Ho Dil Ko Behlati Bahut Ho Sochta Hoon Tumhe Dinner Par Le Jaoon Par Kya Karoon Zalim Tum Khati Bahut Ho

Monkey bander donkey khota sit betha

Monkey = Bander Donkey = Khota Sit = Betha Stand = Khalota Read In Flow Monkey Bander Donkey Khota Sit Beatha And Stand Khalota

Haqiqat ko meri naa dil se lagana

Haqiqat Ko Meri Naa Dil Se Lagana, Main Ekk Shoonya Nahin Koi Thikana. Koi Mujhko Samhje Raha Kaa Pujaari, Kisi Ne Pukara Haara Juaari.

Khwabo main ayenge sms ki tarah dil

Khwabo Main Ayenge Sms Ki Tarah. Dil Main Bas Jayenge Ring Tone Ki Tarah, Ye Yari Kabhi Kam Na Hogi Balance Ki Tarah, Sirf

Humne bhukhe rahekar aapko milaya phone aapne

Humne Bhukhe Rahekar Aapko Milaya Phone Aapne Uthatey Hi Puchha Hum Aapke Hain Kaun

Dil diya tha mohabbat ki nishani samajh

Dil Diya Tha Mohabbat Ki Nishani Samajh Kar Woh Khaa Gya Usey Biryani Samajh Kar, Khoon-E-Jigar Bhi Na Choda Zalim Ne, Woh Bhi Pee

Zara si mobile main de jaga tu

Zara Si Mobile Main De Jaga Tu Zara Sa Inbox Le Saja Zara Sent Items Main Ja Tu Zara Sa Balance Le Ghata Main

Boow se jiskey gunjtaa hai ghar sara

Boow Boow Se Jiskey Gunjtaa Hai Ghar Sara Browinee Hai Naam Uska Kutta Hai Mera Pyara Kuch Roz Pehley Chod Gya Tha Ghar Ko

Ek bandar apni maa se puchta hai

Ek Bandar Apni Maa Se Puchta Hai. Maa, Maa Main Kitna Badsurat Hu? Maa Kehti Hai, Beta Tu To Phir Bhi Thik Hai. Par

Jab shaadi tum se hogi burkay main

Jab Shaadi Tum Se Hogi Burkay Main Chupi Meri Dulhan Tum Hogi Her Raat Sochta Rehta Hun Tu Kitni Khubsurat Hogi Aankhain Teri Hiran

Aapki ankhe mujhe moti jase lagti hai

Aapki Ankhe Mujhe Moti Jase Lagti Hai, Bura Mat Man Na Moti Mere Kutte Ka Naam Hai. Teri Julfae Ghana Andera, Hoja Ganji Kar

Reh ker mujh ko to bass ek

Reh Reh Ker Mujh Ko To Bass Ek Hi Khayal Ataa Hain Wo Kambakht Na Janay Kaun Se Sabun Se Nahata Hain

Teri jhulphe ghana andhera ho ja takla

Teri Jhulphe Ghana Andhera Ho Ja Takla Kar De Savera

Kachre ke dibbe mein tujh ko bitha

Kachre Ke Dibbe Mein Tujh Ko Bitha Ke Jhaadoo Aur Ponchhe Se Tujh Ko Sajaa Ke Rakhoonga Main Naalee Ke Paas Mat Ho Meri

Interviewer what is skeleton sardar sir

Interviewer : What Is Skeleton? Sardar : Sir, Skeleton Is A Person Who Started Dieting But Forgot To Stop It..!!!

Ullu banaya banaya aapne tere bin suni

Ullu Banaya………. Ullu Banaya Aapne Tere Bin Suni Hai Pocket Tere Bin Deta Na Koi Phokat Tere Bin Girlfrnd Se Khatpat, Tere Bin…….. Tere

Ye sigi to change nahi hai hone

Ye Sigi To Change Nahi Hai Hone Wala Lekin Roze Ka Time Abhi Hai Hone Wala Kal Milte Hai Bye Tc

Agar me aap k sms ka jawab

Agar Me Aap K Sms Ka Jawab Na Don. Kabhi Miss Call Na Kar Paon Ya Akabhi Call Bhi Na Karon To Samajh Lena

Ek aishwaarya thi deewani si shahrukh pe

Ek Aishwaarya Thi Deewani Si Shahrukh Pe Wo Marti Thi, Najre Jhukake, Sharma Ke Hritik Ki Galiyo Se Gujarti Thi, Chori Chori Salman Ko

Kashmie ki vadio mein barfilli hawaon jheel

Kashmie Ki Vadio Mein, Barfilli Hawaon Mein, Jheel Ke Kinare Beithe, Ranjhe Ko Heer Ne Kaha, Moya Sweater Pa Le, Thand Lag Jaungi, Wada

Keh raha hu apni vytha suniye meri

Keh Raha Hu Apni Vytha Suniye Meri Atmakatha, Janam Liya Apne Ghar Me Chobis Ko Navamber Me, Bhachpan Me Khela Khaya,Das Mi Kar Delhi

Duniya mein bewafaon ki kami nahin ha

Duniya Mein Bewafaon Ki Kami Nahin Ha Ab Suraj Ko Hi Dekh Lo Aata Hai Usha Ke Saath, Rehta Hai Kiran Ke Saath, Aur

Yu to hum hain brahamchari lekin jaha

Yu To Hum Hain Brahamchari Lekin Jaha Dekhi Nari Waha Aankh Mari Pat Gai To Hamari Nahi To Phirse Hum Brahamchari

Aaye huzoor aa kar jawab di jiye

Aaye Huzoor Aa Kar Jawab Di Jiye Hum Hain Ladkiyan Aap Ka Muh Tod Jawab Dein Ge Saath Mein Hai Nishita Talat‚  Pooja Aur

Yeh ladke kya chahte hai vo ladkii

Yeh Ladke Kya Kya Chahte Hai Vo Ladkii Kam Ishtihaar Ko Hii Chahte Hai Girl Friend To Modern Chahte Hai Per Biwi Gughat Mei

Ladkiyaan ladko ki band bajaati hain khushaal

Ladkiyaan Ladko Ki Band Bajaati Hain Khushaal Se Ladko Ko Khun Ke Aanso Rulaati Hain Seedhe Chal Rahe Ho Ladke Toh Seh Nahi Paati

Aaj phir rah mein wo ladki najar

Aaj Phir Rah Mein Wo Ladki Najar Aa Gayi Jiski Pehli Mulakat Mein Surat Dil Ko Bha Gayi Main To Baat Karne Hi Wala

Halal karne ko pahla bakra main hi

Halal Karne Ko Pahla Bakra Main Hi Mila Tha Kya Yaha Aur Bhi Bakre Hai Wo Nazer Nahi Aate Klya Ab Mujhe Bhi Kuch

Bhaiyo aur shaliyo vo kya hai na

Bhaiyo Aur Shaliyo Vo Kya Hai Na Ki Humari Pari Kho Gayi Hai Agar Kissi Ko Mil Jaye To Hume Zroor Bata Dijiyega The

Un ke aik muskurahat main hai kia

Un Ke Aik Muskurahat Main Hai Kia Ada Thi? Har Aik Ladki Un Pe Aisi Liye To Fida Thi Baat Kare Woh Aise Jaise

Bolaa dukaandaar ke kyaa chahiye tumhain jo

Bolaa Dukaandaar Ke Kyaa Chahiye Tumhain Jo Bhi Kaho Ge Meri Dukaan Per Wo Pao Gey Maine Kaha Ke Kutte Ke Khaane Kaa Cake

Main jaa raha tha allahabad sey cheenai

Main Jaa Raha Tha Allahabad Sey Cheenai Saamnay Baithi Thi Ek Hasina Chuimui Mast Nighaon Say Dekha Jo Usnay Mujhay Laga Mujhako Meri Zindagi

Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili

Do Pal Ki Bhi Khushi Na Mili To Kya Hum Umar Bhar Gum Ke Sahare Jilenge Kya Hua Jo Humari Girl Friend Nahi Hum

Bewafa dil pe koi zor na raha

Bewafa Dil Pe Koi Zor Na Raha Pyar Ki Rahon Mein Koi Mor Na Raha Aur Us Ke Bhaai Ne Itna Peeta Ke Ab

Tum bhee becaharahum becahara fittay mu tumharafittay

Tum Bhee Becahara,Hum Bhee Becahara Fittay Mu Tumhara,Fittay Mu Hamara Hum Ne Usay Dekha Angal Badal Kar Us Ne Hamay Mara Sandle Badal Kar

Kabhi to hume restaurant mein khana khila

Kabhi To Hume Restaurant Mein Khana Khila Dijiye Ga Nahi Paise To Humse Hi Ek Threat Le Lijiye Ga Jo Aa Jaye Waiter Lekar

Homework pura hota nahi raat ko mein

Homework Pura Hota Nahi, Raat Ko Mein Sota Nahi, Jab Mood Ho Parhai Ka, Homework Koi Hota Nahi.

Bsnl mobile nein eisa chakka mara har

Bsnl Mobile Nein Eisa Chakka Mara Har Kisi Ko Peche Choda Hutch Ko Mara‚  Reliance Ko Pachada Hutch To Hutch 99 Rim To Rim

Makhiya kyu na nache kabre pe sunday

Makhiya‚  Kyu Na Nache Kabre Pe Sunday Ke Mashooq Thi Uske Beti Kise Halwayi Ke

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho qatil

Itna Khubsurat Kaise Muskura Lete Ho….. Itna Qatil Kaise Sharma Lete Ho….. Kitni Aasani Se Jaan Le Lete Ho….. Kisi Ne Sikhaya Hai Ya

Tharo sms jab aavay hai maro rom

Tharo Sms Jab Jab Aavay Hai Maro Rom Rom Machal Jawe Hai Ang Ang Mein Gud Gudi Howe Hai Tharo Sms Ka Nahi Kasoor

Mathe bindi hey te kanna ch waali

Mathe Bindi Hey, Te Kanna Ch Waali Haa, Pyar Bada Mein Onu Karda Haan, Saare Jag To Wakh Meri Saali Haa…

Mere pyare sertaaj suniye zara mohabbat main

Mere Pyare Sertaaj Suniye Zara Mohabbat Main Mujh Ko Piro Daaliye Agar Rooty Shooty Paka Lee Ho Tow Lagay Hathoon Bartan Bhi Dho Daaliye

Hi shayari net ki ladkiyon tumhare joke

Hi Shayari Net Ki Ladkiyon Tumhare Joke Bahut Funny Honge Jab Padhongi To Mazaa Ayega Abhi To Tumhare Naam Se Jo Haseen Chat Hai

Message pe bhejte ho bhej ke bheja

Message Pe Message Bhejte Ho Bhej Bhej Ke Bheja Kharab Karte Ho Bhejte Ho To Bhi Kia Bhejte Ho Khud Ka Bheja To Chalta

Ishq visq pyar vyar sab bakwas mere

Ishq Visq Pyar Vyar, Sab Bakwas Mere Yaar. Ishq Me Na Jane Kitne Romio,Majnu Aur Farhad Hue, Par Duniya Jaanti Hai Ki Ishq Me

Tumhare ane se achha lagta hai agar

Tumhare Ane Se Achha Lagta Hai Tumhare Ane Se Achha Lagta Hai Agar Tum Jate Ho To Our Bhi Achha Lagata Hai

Socha nahi tha yeh din ayenge soch

Socha Nahi Tha Yeh Din Ayenge Soch NahiTha Yeh Din Jayenge Soch To Yeh Bhi Nahin Tha Ki Woh Din Ayenge Honi Ko Kaun

B best h husband a always

B – Best H – Husband A – Always I – In Y – Your A – Arms “Bhayia” – “Best Husband Always In

Wah khub he divane tune kya suzi

Wah Khub He Divane, Tune Kya Suzi He Dur Ki, Surat He Langur Ki Or Kwahish He Hur Ki.

Aaj ek naya shayar tum logoon ke

Aaj Ek Naya Shayar Tum Logoon Ke Hai Beech Aaya Apne Saath Kuch Ghatiya Shaayari Bha Hai Laaya Aap Log Bhi Humara‚  Kuch Dhayaan

Darkat ke paimane pr chilmine husn ka

Darkat Ke Paimane Pr Chilmine Husn Ka Furst Se Yun Sharmana, Darkat Ke Paimane Pr Chilmine Husn Ka Fursat Se Yun Sharmana, Upr Ki

Tujhe main chand kaheta tha magar usme

Tujhe Main Chand Kaheta Tha Magar Usme Bhi Daag Hai Tujhe Main Chand Kaheta Tha Magar Us Mein Bhi Daag Hai Are Chand Per

Pyar mein kitne ghar doob gaye yaaron

Pyar Mein Kitne Ghar Doob Gaye Yaaron Pyar Mein Kitne Ghar Doob Gaye Yaaron Pyar Mein Pandrah-Bees Ghar Doob Gaye Yaaron

Yuh toh hum hai bramachaari lekin jahan

Yuh Toh Hum Hai Bramachaari, Lekin Jahan Dekhi Naari Waahan Aankh Maari, Path Gayi Toh Hamari…… Varna Phir Se Bramachari!!!!!!

Meetha hai kosa baarish ka bosa maine

Meetha Hai Kosa Hai Baarish Ka Bosa Hai Meetha Hai Kosa Hai Baarish Ka Bosa Hai Maine Mangaya Tha Idli Tu Laaya Dosa Hai

Janey kaha kho gayi hai salma agyi

Janey Kaha Kho Gayi Hai Salma Janey Kaha Kho aGyi Hai Salma Lagta Hai Usko Mil Gaya Balma

Woh ladki hi kia jis ka koi

Woh Ladki Hi Kia Jis Ka Koi Dilbar Na Ho Woh Ladki Hi Ka Jis Kia Koi Dilbar Na Ho Woh Nal Hi Kia

Tayari hain aaj kahin jane kii doston

Tayari Hain Aaj Kahin Jane Kii.. Doston Se Milne Milane Kii.. Chalta Hun Jara Waqt Se Pehle Mujhe Aadat Hai Fisal Jane Ki.. Hun

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab pehen

Ghar Se Nikalti Ho Tum Jab, Pehen Ke Evening Gown Too Many Requests Se, Ho Jaata Hai Server Down

Ho jaay jab jism ke ander saazish

Ho Jaay Jab Jism Ke Ander Saazish Khuliyoon Ki Ban Jaata Hai Nasoor Ek Phora Yaa Phunsi

Humare jane ka time hua hum to

Humare Jane Ka Time Hua Hum To Ja Rahe Hai Jinka Ane Ka Time Hua Woh Itni Der Kyu Laga Rahe Hai Ayegi Meena

Dil mein jo dard de use dildar

Dil Mein Jo Dard De Use Dildar Khete Hai Aur Aur Sar Mein Jo Dard De Use Sardar Khete Hai

Intezar mein main khada woh aai aur

Intezar Mein Main Khada, Woh Aai Aur Mein Reh Gaaya Khada, Intezar Mein Mein Khada, Woh Aai Rakhi Baandh Ke Chaali, Aur Mein Reh

Cheetee ne hathhani se shadi rachayee daawat

Cheetee Ne Hathhani Se Shadi Rachayee Daawat Sabhi Ne Khayee Par Cheetee Ne Ek Raat Pyar Karne Mein Saree Umar Kabar Khodne Main Bitayee

Dil ko pata tha woh jaroor aayegi

Dil Ko Pata Tha Woh Jaroor Aayegi, Dil Ko Pata Tha Woh Jaroor Aayegi, Par Kabhi Socha Na Tha Ki… Surprise Mei Woh Aapna

Ye mamla bhi toh keisa ajib o garib hai

Ye Mamla Bhi Toh Keisa Ajib-O-Garib Hai, Tu Mujhse Dur Hoke Bhi Dil Ke Karib Hai, Khwaish Mita De Tu Apne Dil Se Amiri

Ho din bhi kia haseen the jab

Ho Din Bhi Kia Haseen The Jab Aap Haseeno Se Kiss Liya Karte The Yeh Un Dino Ki Baat Hai Jab Aap 2 Saal

Maine tujko dekha handle badle kar tere

Maine Tujko Dekha Handle Badle Badle Kar Tere Baap Ne Mujhe Peta Sandle Badle Badle Kar

Chai tea maa patii naa hu to

Chai (Tea) Maa Patii Naa Hu To Peena Kaa Kya Mazaa Ladki Bistar Maa Naa Hu To Sonaa Kaa Kya Mazaa

Sitaron mein dekha aap nazar aaye badlon

Sitaron Mein Dekha Aap Nazar Aaye Badlon Mein Dekha Aap Nazaraaye Jahan Dekhon Aap Hi Aap Ho Thoda Hat Jao To Doosre Bhi Nazar

Uski jheel si aaankhon mein jo dekh

Uski Jheel Si Aaankhon Mein Jo Dekh Liya Main Toh Uske Nashe Mein Hi Kho Gaya Kya Pata Kiske Gam Mein Woh Udaas Thi

Sitaroon se aagy jahan aur bhi hein

Sitaroon Se Aagy Jahan Aur Bhi Hein, Abhi Muhabat K Imthan Aur Bhi Hein, Tum Hi Nehi Jalaty Mere Dil Ko, University Mein Larkyan

Tere liye chand taare tod du meain

Tere Liye Chand Taare Tod Du Tere Liye Meain Suraj Ko Fod Du Tu Ek Baar Hans Kar To Dekh Tere Saare Danth Tod

Daali pe nazar par jiss humne cumbakht

Daali Daali Pe Nazar Daali Daali Daali Pe Nazar Daali Par Jiss Daali Pe Humne Nazar Daali Cumbakht Maali Ne Wo Daali Hee Kuchal

Maine shaho ki mohabbat ka bharam tod

Maine Shaho Ki Mohabbat Ka Bharam Tod Diya Mere Kamre Bhi Ek Tajmahal Rakha Hai Jo Meri Saanso Mein Samayaa Bhi Bohut Lagta Hai

Palke chupi thi unki aise hi raat

Palke Chupi Thi Unki Aise Hi Raat Bhar, Bosaa Liya Tumne Aur Utha Diya Unko.

Humne unse hello kaha unney humko unko

Humne Unse Hello Kaha Unney Humko Hello Kaha Humne Unko Dil Diya Unney Humko Restaurent Ka Bill Diya

I like u miss love find my

I Like U I Miss U I Love U I Find U My Best Friend I Respect U I Care U . . .

Konse shahe se likha tha tumne eis

Konse Shahe Se Likha Tha, Tumne Eis Dil Pe Apna Naam. White Out Bhi Eistimaal Kiya, Phir Bhi Na Mita Tera Yeh Naam.

Roz rat ko yaha kaha se aate

Roz Rat Ko Yaha Kaha Se Aate Hai Machhar, Marte Hai Us Se Jayada Paida Hote Hai Machhar, Kano Ke Pas Aakar Sunatehai Surila

Once there was a crow nashe wich

Once There Was A Crow, Nashe Wich Betha Se Oh, Usne Peg Laye C Do, Oh Tally Gaya C Ho, Ik Chidi Rahi C

Jab aaye ho duniya mein to has

Jab Aaye Ho Duniya Mein To Has Ke Aao Jab Jaana Ho Kisi Raah Pe To Has Ke Jao Jab Dhoondo Kuch Insaan Me

Mera dil para hai loose is ko

Mera Dil Para Hai Loose Is Ko Matt Karo Tum Use Warna Parain Gay Tum Ko Shoes

Uthe sabake kadam taaraa ram pam pam ajii aise

Uthe Sabake Kadam, Taaraa Ram-Pam-Pam Ajii Aise Giit Gaayaa Karo Kabhii Khushii Kabhii Gam, Taaraa Ram-Pam-Pam Hanson Aur Hansaayaa Karo Wo Pyaare Din Aur

Mere mehboob ne waada kiya hain paanchve

Mere Mehboob Ne Waada Kiya Hain Paanchve Din Ka Mere Mehboob Ne Waada Kiya Hain Paanchve Din Ka Kisise Sun Liya Hoga Yeh Duniya

Mey eek sheir sunaaon zerra gaor se

Mey Eek Sheir Sunaao.N Zerra Gaor Se Suniye Jao Mey Nei Sunaati Kisi Aor Se Suniye!’Biggrin.Gif’ ‘Biggrin.Gif’ ‘Biggrin.Gif’

Hilne lagta hoon hello keh kar kare

Hilne Lagta Hoon Hello Keh Kar Kare Jab Koi Baat Hi Jab Koyi Kahe Seene Pe Rakh Leta Hoon Haath Hai Ajab Rishta Azeezo

Hum tha ek raah pe jaa reha

Hum Tha Ek Raah Pe Jaa Reha Bhuje Hoe Chhole Kha Reha Ek Kutta Pada Nigah Mein Jo Sutta Pada Tha Raah Mein Humne