Imagine ur self in a sprite ad

Imagine Ur Self In A Sprite Ad
Your Colleague : Hey!! Kya Yahan Baitha Mail Forward
Karta Rahta Hai Yaar !! Naye Packages Dekh….
Naye
Language Seekh. Night Out Maar….Fundoo Programming Kar
Like Me….! Do Something Cool Man !!

You : Achha! To Usse Kya Hoga ..
Your Colleague : Impression!!! Appraisal !!!
Har Appraisal Main Tu No 1!
Hike In Salary !! Extra Stocks
You : Phir Kya Hoga…
Your Colleague : Project Leader Ban Jaayega..Phir Project Manager !!!
Phir Business Manager ! One Day U Will Be A
Director Of The Company Man !!
You : Acchha To Phir Kya Hoga…
Your Colleague : Abe Phir Tu Aish Karega! Koi Kaam Nahin Karna Padega !
Araam Se Office Aayega Aur Mail Check Karega.
You : To Ab Main Kya Kar Raha Hoon????
“Dikhawe Pe Na Jao, Apni Akal Lagao.
Programming Hai Waste, Trust Only Copy-Paste ”
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Na ghumaao saiyaan mujhe yoon paiyaan kasam

Na Ghumaao Saiyaan Mujhe Yoon Paiyaan
Kasam Se Tumhaara Main Sar Phod Doongi Phod Doongi
Ke Chal Pada Jo Yeh Haath Mera
Na Jaane Phir Main Tumhaara Haal Kya Karoongi Kya Karoongi
Ubal Pada Jo Gussa Yeh Mera
Tumhen Maar Doongi Main Khud Na Maroongi Na Maroongi
Car Mein Le Ke Ghumaane Jaao To Phir Preetam
Kuch Na Kahoongi Main Khush Rahoongikhush Rahoongi

Haseena ka intezaar ab kaun karte hain

Haseena Ka Intezaar Ab Kaun Karte Hain
Jab Khuwahish Hoti Hai Phone Karte Hain
Email Se Female Ka Paata Nahi Chaalta
Ab Mail Bhi Muhabbat Se Karte Hain
Ilu Ilu Kehne Sunne Main Maza Na Raha
Sab I Love You Virus Se Darte Hain
To I Love You Kisi Ko Kehta Nahi
Jo Karna Hai Ais Ke Baghair Hi Karte Hain
Pyaar Bhi Bewafa Jo Beraas Karte Hain
Bahaana Ke Yeh Sab Virus Karte Hain

Susraal main jo meke se aati hai

Susraal Main Jo Meke Se Aati Hai Biwiyaan
Sau Sau Tarah Se Dhoom Machati Hai Biwiyaan
Khane Maze Maze Ke Khelati Hai Biwiyaan
Jeene Ka Jo Maza Hai Chakhati Hai Biwiyaan
Kuch Din Tu Khub Aish Karati Hai Biwiyaan
Phir Ais Ke Bad Khoon Rulaati Hai Biwiyaan
Chode Kisi Ne Baal Hai Biwi Ke Waaste
Kuch Jama Karte Maal Hain Biwi Ke Waaste
Kuch Raat Din Nedhaal Hai Biwi Ke Waasthe
Paale Yeh Sab Wabaal Hai Biwi Ke Waaste
Itne Jattan Se Ghar Main Jo Aati Hai Biwiyaan
Choda Tabaq Miyaan Ko Dekhati Hai Biwiyaan
Shadi Shuda Hayaat Ki Dekhi Yeh Aibtedaa
Shohar Hazar Jaan Se Biwi Pe Hai Fida
Ais Ahmaqana Fail Ki Pata Hai Yeh Saza
Rehta Hai Tahayaat Woh Biwi Taale Daaba
Chongli Pe Shoharon Ko Nachaati Hai Biwiyaan
Khaya Chaatti Ka Yaad Delaati Hai Biwiyaan ……………………………

Ho gayi galti humse click gaya mouse

Ho Gayi Galti Humse Click Ho Gaya Mouse
Duniya Ki Parwaah Chodo Ban Jaao Meri Spouse
Tumse Mila Main Kal To Mere Dil Mein Hua Ek Sound
Lekin Aaj Tum Mili To Kehti Ho: Your File Not Found
Ab Aur Kaho Na Tum “But” Ya “If”
Tum Ho Meri Zindagi Ki Animated Gift
Aisa Bhi Nahin Hai Ke I Don’t Likeyour Face
Par Dil Ke Computer Mein Nahin Hai Enough Disk Space
Ghar Se Nikalti Ho Tum Jab Pehen Ke Evening Gown
Too Many Requests Se Ho Jaata Hai Server Down
Tumhaare Liye Pyaar Ki Application Create Main Karoonga
Tum Usse Debug Karna Wait Main Karoonga
Tumhaara Intezaar Karte Karte Main So Gaya
Yeh Dekho Mera Connection Time Out Ho Gaya
Kya Chaal Hai Tumhaari Jaise Chalti Hai Koi Cat
What Is Your Icq Number Aao Karein Chat
Tum Jabse Meri Zindagi Mein Aayi Ho Banke Female
Yaad Raha Na Ab Kuch Na Postman‚  Na E-Mail
Main Tumhein Pyar Kyun Karoon Tum Nahi Ho Ash
Phir Bhi Tumhe Dekh Kar Mera System Hota Hai Crash

Khuwahisho k jangal mai raat justuju kar

Khuwahisho K Jangal Mai Raat Justuju Kar K
Hum Ne Us Ki Khatir Ab Chooriyan Kharidi Hain
Dil Bala Ka Wehshi Tha, Dil Se Guftugu Kar K
Hum Ne Us Ki Khatir Ab Chooriyan Kharidi Hain
Wo Ajeeb Larki Thi Us Ko Raass Aata Tha
Barishon Ke Mousam Mai Khirkyan Khuli Rakhna
Us Ajeeb Larki Ke Dil Mai Aaarzoo Kar K
Hum Ne Us Ki Khatir Ab Chooriyan Kharidi Hain
Be-Qarar Jazbon Ko Aag Jesey Shairon Ko
Neend Ke Jazeerey Mai Udtey Oye Parindo Ko
Ek Safaid(White) Kagaz Per Phir Se Ro-Buru Kar K
Hum Ne Us Ki Khatir Ab Chooriyan Kharidi Hain
Kuch Kitabein Lena Thi Aur Kuch Naye Kaprey
Aur Kuch Zururi Cheezein B, Per Yuu Hai K
Apni Her Khuwahish Ka Is Baras Lahoo(Khoon) Kar K
Hum Ne Us Ki Khatir Ab Chooriyan Kharidi Hain

Holland hope our love lasts and never

H.O.L.L.A.N.D
Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.
I.T.A.L.Y.
I Trust And Love You.
L.I.B.Y.A.
Love Is Beautiful; You Also.

F.R.A.N.C.E.
Friendships Remain And Never Can End.
C.H.I.N.A.
Come Here.. I Need Affection.
B.U.R.M.A.
Between Us, Remember Me Always.
N.E.P.A.L.
Never Ever Part As Lovers.
I.N.D.I.A.
I Nearly Died In Adoration.
K.E.N.Y.A
Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.
C.A.N.A.D.A.
Cute And Naughty Action That Developed Into Attraction
K.O.R.E.A.
Keep Optimistic Regardless Of Every Adversity.
E.G.Y.P.T.
Everything’s Great, You Pretty Thing!
M.A.N.I.L.A.
May All Nights Inspire Love Always.
P.E.R.U.
Phorget (Forget) Everyone… Remember Us.
T.H.A.I.L.A.N.D.
Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull.

Ek computer ne doosre ko kaha 01011010

Ek Computer Ne Doosre Computer Ko Kaha
*01011010 01101001 01101110 01100100 01100001 00100000 01110010
01100101 01101000 01101110 01100101 00100000 01101011
01100101 00100000 01101100 01101001 01111001 01100101
00100000 01110100 01100101 01110010 01101001 00100000
01101011 01100001 01110011 01100001 01101101
*01000101 01101011 00100000 01101101 01110101 01101100 01100001
01110001 01100001 01110100 00100000 01111010 01100001
01110010 01110101 01110010 01101001 00100000 01101000
01100001 01101001 00100000 01110011 01100001 01101110
01100001 01101101
Woh Computer Ka Buffer-E-Dil Toot Gaya
Jab Usse Maloom Par Gaya
Ki Woh Kissi Aur Se Networked Hai
*Zinda Rehne Ke Liye Teri Kasam
*Ek Mulaqat Zaruri Hai Sanam
Note=this Is Actual Binary Code Converted From Ascii Values Of The Text

Jindagi bin gf ke eisi hoti he

Jindagi Bin GF Ke Eisi Hoti He,
Jaise Bin Pani Ki Pani Puri Hoti He,
Kahin Mann Nahi Lagta Kya Kare Zalim,
Jise Pakdo Kisi Ki Mangtar To Kisi Ki Gharwali Hoti He,
Jindagi Bin GF -Â….
Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Me Khyal Ata He,
Ki Ladkiyan Kyun Itni Kismatwali Hoti He,
Ladko Ki Poketmoney Ki Pyasi Hoti He,
Gori Ho Ya Ho Kali Sab Boy Friend Wali Hoti He,
Jindagi Bin GF-Â….
Jawaani Ka Boys Ko Chhune Me Der Ho Bhale,
Ladkiyo Ki Bate Yaron Tab Bhi Matwali Hoti He,
Kabhi Kisi Dagar Behek Jaye Kadam Agar,
Dosto Bas Isi Dua Se Apni Har Diwali Hoti He,
Jindagi Bin GF -Â…..
Chayan Jain

Maine use pyar kiya apna samajhkar usne

Maine Use Pyar Kiya Apna Samajhkar,
Usne Mujhe Laat Maari Gadha Samajhkar
Maine Usko Gulabjamun Khilaya, Apna Samajhkar,
Use Mujhe Mirchi Di, Tota Samajhkar
Maine Use Pyar Kiya Apna Samajhkar,
Usne Mujhe Tod Diya Anda Samajhkar
Maine Use Pyar Kiya Apna Samajhkar,
Usne Mujhpar Thook Feki Wash Basin Samajhkar
Maine Usko Line Maari Darling Samajhkar,
Saali Ne Kachra Feka Gatar Samajhkar

Mere badan se jaise kaleja nikala jo

Mere Badan Se Jaise Kaleja Nikala
Jo Board Main First Aaya Hai Jas
Woh Controller Aur Miniter Ka Bhateeja Nikala
2nd
Guzar Gayi Zindagi Aadhi Apni Aisi Guman Main
Kabhi To Pass Honge Matric Ke Imtehaan Main
Zara Lafzon Ko Apne Badal Daliye Zehmat Na Ho Agar
Rishwat Nahi Mithai {Sweet} Kehte Hain Aise Apni Zubaan Main
Aate Hi Jane Ki Le Lete Hain Ijazat Woh
Aik Yahi Aadat To Achi Hai Mere Mehmaan Main
Ab Kaun Us Ko Bachaye Ga Abba Se Mehbooba Ke
Woh Kood Padha Hai Aaj Ishq Ke Maidaan Main

Gandhi ki dhoti main kache dhage hal

Gandhi Ki Dhoti Main Kache Dhage
Gandhi Ki Dhoti Main Hal Chal
Gandhi Ki Dhoti Main Daraar
Gandhi Ki Dhoti Main Chuppa Rustom
Gandhi Ki Dhoti Main Baazigar
Gandhi Ki Dhoti Main Aandhi
Gandhi Ki Dhoti Main Garam Hawa
Gandhi Ki Dhoti Main Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Gandhi Ki Dhoti Main Josh
Gandhi Ki Dhoti Main Mere Do Anmol Ratan
Gandhi Ki Dhoti Main Judaai
Gandhi Ki Dhoti Main Tera Jadu Chal Gaaya
Gandhi Ki Dhoti Main Hera Pheri
Gandhi Ki Dhoti Main Nothing To Lose English Movie
Gandhi Ki Dhoti Main Gone In Sixtyseconds English Movie
Gandhi Ki Dhoti Main Kuch To Hai
Gandhi Ki Dhoti Main Jurassic Park English Movie
Gandhi Ki Dhoti Main Woh Kaun Thi
Gandhi Ki Dhoti Main Chal Baaz
Ghandi Ki Dhoti Main Jadugar

Sunday ki chutti thi main tha kamre

Sunday Ki Chutti Thi Main Tha Kamre Mein Leta
Begum Paas Hi Baithi Thi Aur Chupke Tha Beta
Kamre Ki Khamosh Aada Ko Maine Yu Dekha
Aankho Ke Kono Se Begum Ne Mujh Ko Dekha
Phir Jo Ek Jhatke Se Palta Khaya Mousam Ne
Hothon Par Muskaan Sajaye Dekha Begum Ne
Lekin Yu Tha Kaan Lagaye Munna Kamre Me
Raat Ko Jaise Koi Chukidaar Ho Pahre Me
Maine Kaha Lo Ek Rupayya,Lekar Bahar Jaao
Bahar Jaakar Khelo Kudo Chat Aur Kulfi Khao
Lekin Munna Jhatke Ghaya Meri Baaton Se
Ghour Se Dekha Mujh Ko Maane Khez Nigahon Se
Kuch Lamhe Chup Rahkar Jo Muh Unse Khola
Haat Hawa Me Lahra Kar Mujhse Usne Bola
Chot Bachcha Samajh Ke Mujh Ko Na Sikhlana Reee”

Hai bari bore ye physics lagta nahi

Hai Bari Bore Ye Physics
Lagta Nahi Hai Is Main Dil Humara
Ganay Bajanay ,Dhoom Dharakka
Lagta Hai Is Main Dil Humara
Jaan Khayeen Humari Ye
Volume,Speed Aur Acceleration
Parh Na Payeen Sir
Humaray Wo Kharab Expressions
Marks Ayeen Is Main
Humaray Itne Shaandaar
Chah Karay Humara Dil
Ek Cup Chai Danedaar
Bhugta Kar Ayee Pichlay Saal Chemistry
Is Saal Parhni Pari Physics Jaisi Mystery
Karte Thay Aaisay Is Ki Extra Class
Maangte Hoon Jaise Pani Ka Ek Glass
Laws Physics K Aaise
Dimag Kharab Karne K Bahanay Hain Jaise

Question hum aksar garmiyon main londan

Question :
Hum Aksar Garmiyon Main Londan Ko Jate Hain
Dekh Kar Wahan Ka Husan Hiraan Reh Jate Hain
Phir Apne Yahan Ka Husan Se Waha Ke Husan Ka Muqabaila -E- Husan Karate Hain
Dekh Kar Yahan Ka Aada Tircha Husan Hamari Aankhon Se Aansu Nikal Aate Hain

Answer:
Yeh Mana Ke London Ka Musam Acha
Aik Se Aik Chata Huwa Wahan Bacha Bacha Hai
Hindustan Ka Husan Bhi Ghazab Dhata Hai
Ab Yeh Mat Kaho Ke Wideshi Saman Acha Hai

Billi jaisi chhal kutte dum kabhi nahin

Billi Jaisi Chhal Kutte Jaisi Dum
Kabhi Nahin Sudhren Hum To Hain Besharm
Koi Padakoo Hai Jab Wo Padata Hai
Number Baraste Hain Chhanan Chhanan Chann Chann
Koi Ladakoo Hai Jab Wo Ladata Hai
Mukke Baraste Hain Dhamak Dhamak Dhum Dhum
Number Lute Pite Se Hain
Subject Ruke Ruke Se Hain
Hamne Jinko Bhi Dekha
Sabka Haal Hai Aisa
Aage Hai Zero Peechhe Bhi Zero
Hona Ye Hi Hai Kitna Bhi Pad Lo
Darwaja Gate Kaa Khulaa
Fande Detaa Hai Ye Hila
Circuit Samjhe Naa Network
Dsp Kaa Nahin Koi Tark
Op-Amp Ko Samjhe Jaise Koi Lamp
Transistor To Jaise Bada Ho Barristor

Chachi ne chacha ko belan se mara

Chachi Ne Chacha Ko Belan Se Mara Hai
Chacha Ne Is Ka Gussa Bacho Pe Utara Hai
Bacho Ne Kaha Amma Se Abba Ne Hume Mara Hai
Chachi Ne Phir Chacha Ko Belan Se Mara Hai
Chacha Kahne Laga Ro Ker Ab Kon Mera Sahara Hai
Kaha Bacho Ne Abba Se Tum Ne Hi Amma Ko Bigara Hai
Kaha Abba Nai Bacho Sai Ghulami Hi Ab Maira Guzara Hai
Ager Shadi Hai Biwi Ki Ghulami Tu Mard Acha Hai Kunwara Hai

Jaane kyu log flurt karte hain woh

Jaane Kyu Log Flurt Karte Hain
Jaane Kyu Woh Affairs Chalate Hain
Jaane Kyu Jaane Kyu
Jaane Kyu Jaane Kyu Jaane Kyu
Affairs Bin Jeene Mein Rakha Kya Hai
Affair Jiska Nahi Woh Tanha Hai
Affair 100 Rang Lekar Ata Hai
Affair Hi Zindagi Sajaata Hai
Log Chup-Chupkar Affair Chalate Hain
Aur Sabke Samne Frnds Ban Jate Hain
Jaane Kyujaane Kyu
Jaane Kyu Jaane Kyu Jaane Kyu
Affair Best Frnds Main Ladai Karata Hai
Affair Main Banda Pagal Ho Jarta Hai
Affair Na Chahte Hue Bhi Chal Jata Hai
Affair Bahut Badnami Karata Hai
Akhir Main Har Ladai Ka Base Ban Jata Hai
Jaane Kyu Jaane Kyu
Jaane Kyu Jaane Kyu Jaanekyu
Lekin Kabhi Kabhi Ye Payar Main Cuvert Ho Jata Hai
Jhoot Har Such Aur Such Har Jhoot Ho Jata Hai
Payar Ki Gaadi Main 4th Gear Lag Jata Hai
Aur Yun Affair Zindagi Ka Safar Ban Jata Hai
Jaane Kyu Jaane Kyu

Vohi geet pyare sunayega kab tak tu

Vohi Geet Pyare Sunayega Kab Tak
Tu Janta Ko Ullu Banayega Kab Tak
Ye Aawaargi Chod De Maan Bhi Jaa Pagle
Tera Baap Tujhko Khilayega Kab Tak
Kayi Din Se Ghonchu Tu Peeche Pada Hai
Bata Gulbadan Ko Patayega Kab Tak
Aare Oo Piyakkad Tu Peekar Ke Pavva
Meri Kopadi Ko Khujayega Kab Tak
Ajee Sant Jee Chodiye Dharam-Charcha
Ujala Hame Ab Darayega Kab Tak
Ye Nausikhiye Neta Ke Abbaji Bole
Tu Kurchi Se Taanka Bhidayega Kab Tak
Tu Pairodiyon Se Kabhi Chutkulon Se
Her Manch Per Kavi Chalayega Kab Tak

If bill gates marries madhuri dixit these

If Bill Gates Marries Madhuri Dixit
These Could Be The Caption In Newspapers
Bill Goes Dhak-Dhak!
English Babu Desi Mem
Brain Marries Beauty?
Windows Ke Peeche Kia Hai?
Windows Ke Peeche?
Oo Windows Main Bill Hai Mera
The Next Version Of Windows Will Be Windows Md
Microsoft Mouse V/s Madhuri The Cat
Relax Guys
They”ll Only Go For A Virtual Honeymoon
Bill To Count His Millions & Billions In Aik Do Teen
Gate For Bill Windows For M.F.Hussain
Mera Bill Ghar Aaya O Hussainji Mera
Mera Bill Bhi Kitna Pagal Hai
Bill Will Gates Wates
Main Kia Jaanu Re.