Funny Shayri Collection

1 boy yar larkion ko

1 Boy : Yar Larkion Ko -ŗ I Love You- Kehnay Ki Sub Se Achi Jaga Kon Si Hai? 2 Boy : Mazaar 1boy

Gul gaya gulshan gayaa gayee hontho kee

Gul Gaya Gulshan Gayaa Gayee Hontho Kee Laali Peechha Chod Do Wo Ho Gayee Bachchon Wali

Geeta sar sms kar aur bhul ja

Geeta Sar:- Sms Kar Aur Bhul Ja Reply Ki Apeksha Mat Rakh Kiya Hua Sms Kabhi Vyarth Nahi Jaata Sabko Apne Kiye Ka Reply

Mai nai dua maangi doolat ki wo

Mai Nai Dua Maangi Doolat Ki Wo Mujhey Mili Mai Nai Dua Maangi Izaat Ki Womujhey Mili Mai Nai Dua Maangi Achey Gher Ki

Larki yaar mare sapno mein sirf jaanwar

Larki Yaar Mare Sapno Mein Sirf Jaanwar Kyu Aate Hain Larka Agli Baar Dekho To Usi Se Pooch Lena Larki Wahee To Kar Rahee

Windows 95 se le kar windows xp tak

Windows 95 Se Le Kar Windows-Xp Tak Sabhi Operating Systems Mein Re-Cycle Icon Hai But Kisi Bhi Operating System Mein Re-Scooter Ya Re-Car Icons

Unke dekhne se jo aa jaati hai

Unke Dekhne Se Jo Aa Jaati Hai Chehare Pe Ronak Unke Dekhne Se Jo Aa Jaati Hai Chehare Pe‚  Ronak Woh Samajhte Hain Ki

Paas jab tum hote nahi bechani se

Paas Jab Tum Hote Nahi, Bechani Se Hoti Hai, Tahani Bhi Khaye Jati Hai, Kya Karun Tumse Kaise Kahun Tumhare Aane Se Halat Badalti

Rafta dekho aankh meri lari hai aaankh

Rafta Rafta Dekho Aankh Meri Lari Hai Aaankh Jis Se Lari Hai Woh Meri Maa Se Bhi Bari Hai ……

Our dosti is like philips pyara sa bandhan

Our Dosti Is Like Philips-Pyara Sa Bandhan & Relationshipis Like Fevicol-Majboot Jod & Our Love Is Like Bada Thums Up-Sala Khatam Hi Nahi Hota….

Dil daina ekk ko aur nek ko

Dil Daina Ekk Ko Aur Nek Ko, Yah Koi Parsad Nahii Kai Bat Do Har Ekk Ko

Gali mei macha hai shor khol de

Gali Gali Mei Macha Hai Shor Khol De Apna Dil Ka Door Karne De Mujhe Chit Chor Hone Na Dena Mujhe Tu Bore

Alloo matar ki sabji banayi woh to

Alloo Matar Ki Sabji Banayi Woh To Bani Sawad Aata Goondna Bhool Gaya Jab Aayi Tumhari Yaad

Holland hope our love lasts and never

H.O.L.L.A.N.D Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies. I.T.A.L.Y. I Trust And Love You. L.I.B.Y.A. Love Is Beautiful; You Also. F.R.A.N.C.E. Friendships Remain And

Chachi ne chacha ko belan se mara

Chachi Ne Chacha Ko Belan Se Mara Hai Chacha Ne Is Ka Gussa Bacho Pe Utara Hai Bacho Ne Kaha Amma Se Abba Ne

Shayari likhana kaam nahi bachoon kaa nikal

Shayari Likhana Kaam Nahi Bachoon Kaa Nikal Jata Hai Tel Acche Accho Ka Is Tel Ki Bachat Ki Jiye Our Tel Bachane Ki Sabko

Main kuch purani baaton ko yaad karna

Main Kuch Purani Baaton Ko Yaad Karna Chahta Hu To Kyu Na Hum Apna Apna Pahla Post Yaha Likhe

Tum door se hi majboor sahi par

Tum Door Se Hi Majboor Sahi Par Yaad Tumhari Aati Hai Tum Saans Wahan Par Lete Ho Par Badboo Yahan Tak Aati Hai Use

tapti dhoop ko saaye pe kaun

” Tapti Dhoop Ko Saaye Pe Kaun Le. Bhikari Ko Saraaye Pekaun Le. Main Shaadi Karoon Us Shola Badan Ke Saath, Jalta Makaan Kiraye

Tum agar khudko kaam wali samajhti ho

Tum Agar Khudko Kaam Wali Samajhti Ho To Naakara Main Bhi Nahi Tum Agar Khudko Husnwali Samajhti Ho To Awaara Main Bhi Nahi Pyaar

Ye gaal tumhare surkh gulab cehra bhi

Ye Gaal Tumhare Surkh Gulab Cehra Bhi Ek Khuli Kitab Kya Ankheen Tumhari Bhaingi Hain Jo Kala Chashma Lagati Ho

Khuda aap jaise dost khahi na banaye

Khuda Aap Jaise Dost Khahi Na Banaye Ek Hi Namuna Jo Humare Paas Hai Woh Bhi Kahi Common Ho Na Jaaye

Har chez musabbab sabab se mango minnat

Har Chez Musabbab Sabab Se Mango Minnat Se Khushamat Se Adab Se Mango Kyun Gair Ke Aage Failate Ho Haath Garmi Ke Mausam Me

Her samundar mein sahil nahi hota zahaz

Her Samundar Mein Sahil Nahi Hota Her Zahaz Mein Misael Nahi Hote Agar Dhirubhai Ka Sapna Nahi Hota To Her Lukkhe Ke Paas Mobile

Haskar jiina har din roh kar marna

Haskar Jiina Har Din Roh Kar Marna Ek Din Kha Kar Jiina Kabhi Pih Kar Marna Kabhi Ghoom Kar Hasti Rehna Bhool Kar Rohti

Kya bataau tumhe in aasuo ki haqeeqat

Kya Bataau Tumhe In Aasuo Ki Haqeeqat? Jo Samjho Tho Sab Kuch…. Na Samjho Toh Sirf Paani…

Dur sa dheeka thu hasina bal sambar

Dur Sa Dheeka Thu Hasina Bal Sambar Rahi The Dur Sa Dheeka Thu Hasina Bal Sambar Rahi The Paas Ja Ka Dheeka Thu Gaya(Cow)

Old man walking on the street sees

Old Man Walking On The Street, Sees A Child Trying 2 Reach A Door Bell. Old Man Goes To The Door, Rings The Bell

Jaane kyu log flurt karte hain woh

Jaane Kyu Log Flurt Karte Hain Jaane Kyu Woh Affairs Chalate Hain Jaane Kyu Jaane Kyu Jaane Kyu Jaane Kyu Jaane Kyu Affairs Bin

Ek chaila babu ja rahai hai marag

Ek Chaila Babu Ja Rahai Hai Marag Main Dhakke Kha Rahai Hai Hum Ne Pucha Kyo Dear Jbani Kise Kahate Hai Bo Bole ~~

Cooker boli khadai se aitni kali ho

Cooker Boli Khadai Se Aitni Kali Ho Fair & Lovely Lagao Gori Ho Javogi Kadai Boli Aitni Hi Kali Lagti Hoon To Bar Bar

Wo ankh bari pyaari thi jo hum

Wo Ankh Bari Pyaari Thi Jo Hum Nay Usay Mari Thi Wo Sandle Bari Bhari Thi Jo Us Nay Hamay Mari Thi

Jahan ki gurbat mein sukun nahi ayega

Jahan Ki Gurbat Mein Sukun Nahi Ayega, Ghum-E-Tohin Se Kubul Nahi Ayega. Maklul Ki Fitrat Hi Ye Kafir, Dimag Fat Jayega Par Ye Sher

Sardar saw a very high airtel tower

Sardar Saw A Very High Airtel Tower & Red Light Glowing On The Top, Seeing This He Said ?india Is Developing Fast, See There

Kehte hai ke ishq mein neend udh

Kehte Hai Ke Ishq Mein Neend Udh Jati Hai Koi Hamse Bhi To Ishq Kare Kambakth Neend Bohot Ati Hai.

Har jagah ishq ke beemar pade hain

Har Jagah Ishq Ke Beemar Pade Hain, Hazaaron Mar Gaye, Sainkdon Taiyaar Khade Hain.

Subah hogayi mamu chal uth ek garam

Subah Hogayi Mamu Chal Uth Ek Garam Chai Pi Malai Marke Thoda Fresh Vresh Hojah Aur Fattak Se Ek Rapchik Nahi To Dhinchak Sms

Vohi geet pyare sunayega kab tak tu

Vohi Geet Pyare Sunayega Kab Tak Tu Janta Ko Ullu Banayega Kab Tak Ye Aawaargi Chod De Maan Bhi Jaa Pagle Tera Baap Tujhko

Duniya se jo darre usse kaayar kehte

Duniya Se Jo Darre, Usse Kaayar Kehte Hain, Duniya Jisse Darre, Usse Shaayar Kehte Hain

If bill gates marries madhuri dixit these

If Bill Gates Marries Madhuri Dixit These Could Be The Caption In Newspapers Bill Goes Dhak-Dhak! English Babu Desi Mem Brain Marries Beauty? Windows

Nadia ke is par parwat ur maine

Nadia Ke Is Par Parwat Ke Ur Par Maine Nahin Kisi Ko Choda Sabka Kha Liya Udhar

Similarity between gandhiji amp mallika dono ne

Similarity Between Gandhiji & Mallika? Dono Ne Kapde Tyag Diye, Ek Ne Desh Ke Liye, Doosre Ne Deshwasion Ke Liye!

Hi n hello i am marrying next

Hi N Hello! I Am Marrying Next Week. There Will Be A Small Party And Only A Few People Will Be Invited…So I Am

Ik chilman se tum jhaanko hum jhaanke

Ik Chilman Se Tum Jhaanko Ik Chilman Se Hum Jhaanke Chilman Samjhte Hain Na Aap Ik Chilman Se Tum Jhaanko Ik Chilman Se Hum

Aapke chahnewale honge hazaron mera bhi ek

Aapke Chahnewale Honge Hazaron Mera Bhi Ek Naam Unme Shumaar Kar Lo Mera Dil To Hai Ek Free Tv Channel Jitna Jee Chahe Utne

Jab hamare sar par bal hote the

Jab Hamare Sar Par Bal Hote The Hum Babar Ali Se Ziada Bakamal Hote The Patjhar Aaya Gulshan Weeraan Ho Gaya Main Aaina Dekh

Heer kahe raanjhe se o sun mere

Heer Kahe Raanjhe Se O Sun Mere Raanjhnaa Jhuthe Bartanon Ko Tum Ragad- Ragad Kar Maanjhnaa

Hamne tumhari yaad main aasuo ke tab

Hamne Tumhari Yaad Main Aasuo Ke Tab Bhar Diye Aur Tum Bedard Usme Nah Ke Chal Diye

Tumse kitna pyar hai dil mein utar

Tumse Kitna Pyar Hai Dil Mein Utar Kar Dekh Lo Tumse Kitna Pyar Hai Dil Mein Utar Kar Dekh Lo Phir Bhi Na Dikhe

hard work never killed anybody but why

“Hard Work Never Killed Anybody…” But Why Take The Risk! “Work Fascinates Me!” I Can Look At It For Hours!! The More You Learn,

Main nikla aeroplane le ke rastay mein

Main Nikla Aeroplane Le Ke Ke Rastay Mein Newyork Mein Aik Mod Aayaa Main W.T.C (World Trade Centre) Tod Aaya

Mere dil ki website pe tum visit

Mere Dil Ki Website Pe Tum Visit Jo Karna Tripple W Dot Aashiq Pe Yaar Click To Karna Vaise To Dil Ki Site Rehti

Dharti se aasmaa tak audience are bhai

Dharti Se Aasmaa Tak Aasmaa Se Dharti Tak Dharti Se Aasmaa Tak Aasmaa Se Dharti Tak Dharti Se Aasmaa Tak Aasmaa Se Dharti Tak

Kya bindaas hawa chal raheli hai birdy

Kya Bindaas Hawa Chal Raheli Hai, Birdy Gana Ga Raheli Hai,Cow Log Grass Eat Raheli Hai,Shane Log Sms Kar Rahele Hain Aur Dhakkan Log

Woh muskara kar chal diye to aapne

Woh Muskara Kar Chal Diye To Aapne Socha, Woh Aapki Adaaon Mein Fans Rahi Hai, Arey Janab Zara Gaor Farmaye To Pata Chalega, Woh

Suna hai mohabbat me need ud jati

Suna Hai Mohabbat Me Need Ud Jati Hai Kambakt Koi Hume Bhi Mohabbat Kare Need Bahut Aati Hai

Tum jo aaye to saath bawaal aaya

Tum Jo Aaye To, Saath Bawaal Aaya, Jaisey Dus Scale Ka, Bhoochal Aaya. Kamar Gaindey Si, Nazar Bhaingi Se, Kya Tha Maanga, Humney Kya

Gora ho ya kala sirf paisa hona

Gora Ho Ya Kala, Sirf Paisa Hona Chahiye, Rang Ko Kya Karna, Mujhe Aish Karane Wala Chahiye Dil Kala Chalega, Magar Ghar Saaf Hona

Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi

Khidki Se Dekha To Raste Pe Koi Nahi Tha Khidki Se Dekha To Raste Pe Koi Nahi Tha Wah Wah Wah Raste Pe Jake

Halat kya hai kaise tumhe batau main

Halat Kya Hai Kaise Tumhe Batau Main Karwate Badal Badal Kar Raat Bitau Main Kya Karu Yaar‚  1 To Garmi Ka Mausam Upper Se

Vo gam hi kya jisme rum na

Vo Gam Hi Kya Jisme Rum Na Ho, Vo Rum Hi Kya Jisme Dum Na Ho, Vo Dum Hi Kya Jisme Hum Na Ho,

Kuch te dunya daari rakh dosti yaari

Kuch Te Dunya Daari Rakh Kuch Te Dosti Yaari Rakh Call Te Tu Sanoon Kerni Nai Sms Jari Sari Rakh Sms Je Kerna Nai

Hume bundook ka licence nahin mila to

Hume Bundook Ka Licence Nahin Mila To Kya Humne Bundook Ka Licence Nahin Mila To Kya Humne Bandook Lene Ke Irade Ko Hi Goli

Dil diya tha mohabbat ki nishani samajh

Dil Diya Tha Mohabbat Ki Nishani Samajh Kar Woh Khaa Gya Usey Biryani Samajh Kar, Khoon-E-Jigar Bhi Na Choda Zalim Ne, Woh Bhi Pee

Hoon mai doctor jahan meri wife hai

Hoon Mai Doctor Jahan, Meri Wife Hai Nurse Waha, Yeh Kaisa Julm Sehna Padta Hai, Mujhe Apni Wife Ko Sister Kehna Padta Hai..

Bazu o mein dum rakhta hun dil mein gum

Bazu-O-Mein Dum Rakhta Hun, Dil Mein Gum Rakhta Hun, Pata Tha Sms Ayega Tera, Isliye Disprin Sang Rakhta Hun.

Dost aapsa na milega aapki yaad bahut

Dost Aapsa Na Milega Aapki Yaad Bahut Satati Hai Dost Aapsa Na Milega Aapki Yaad Bahut Satati Hai Subah Shamm Ho Deedar Aapka Isliye

Pass baithne se jo bin mange mil

Pass Baithne Se Jo Bin Mange Mil Jaaye, Use Khushboo Kahte Hain. Janaab Ess Galat-Fehmi Mein Na Rahna, Use Baalon Ki Zoon Kahate Hai.

Gunha maine kiyato mujhe 8216narak8217 mila par

Gunha Maine Kiya,To Mujhe ‘Narak’ Mila; Gunha Maine Kiya,To Mujhe ‘Narak’ Mila; Par, Narak Ne Kya Gunha Kiya? Jo Main Use Mila !!!!!!!!!!

Hum bhi the ayyar bahoot woh thi

Hum Bhi The Ayyar Bahoot Woh Bhi Thi Chalak Bahoot Pehle Dono Khel Rahe The Lekin Aab Hai Pyar Bahoot

Ishq visq pyar vyar sab bakwas mere

Ishq Visq Pyar Vyar, Sab Bakwas Mere Yaar. Ishq Me Na Jane Kitne Romio,Majnu Aur Farhad Hue, Par Duniya Jaanti Hai Ki Ishq Me

In lehron ka aana jana ai dost

In Lehron Ka Aana In Lehron Ka Jana Ai Dost Kar Deta Hai Moojh Ko Deewana Aake Chooti Hai Kadmon Ko Jab Ye, Aisha

Tumharay bina zindagi mai hai sannata tum

Tumharay Bina Zindagi Mai Hai Sannata Tum He Mera Kabab Tumhi Mera Paratha Ye Dil To Ho Gaya Tum Pe Lattu Tumhi To Ho

Dil hai deewana main hoon parwana mujhe

Dil Hai Deewana Main Hoon Parwana Mujhe Koi Aur Mil Gayee Hai Pehle Wali Mere Paas Na Aana

Sisa patthar se takrata hai to ko

Sisa Patthar Se Takrata Hai To Patthar Ko To Kuch Nahi Hota Hai Lekin Sisa Tuut Jata Hai. Ladka Agar Ladki Se Pyar Karta

Nali mein giroge tum tumhe macchar katange

Nali Mein Giroge Tum Tumhe Macchar‚  Katange Bahar Nikloge Tum Tumhe Pig Chatenge Heroin Bilding Per Chadoge Tum Tumhe Dhaka De Dungi Jab Chot

Yahah bhi khuda hai wahan jahan nahin

Yahah Bhi Khuda Hai Wahan Bhi Khuda Hai Jahan Khuda Nahin Hai Wahan Kal Khude Ga….

Kagaj ki kasti thi pani ka kinara

Kagaj Ki Kasti Thi Pani Ka Kinara Tha Khelene Ki Masti Thi Dil Ye Awara Tha Kaha Aa Fase Is Badpan Ke Jaal Main

You know hamara dil aap ke paas

You Know Hamara Dil Aap Ke Paas Hai And Your Aankhein And Muskaan Have Made Me Fida On Your Ada 100 Days Ago You

Mere pyare sertaaj suniye zara mohabbat main

Mere Pyare Sertaaj Suniye Zara Mohabbat Main Mujh Ko Piro Daaliye Agar Rooty Shooty Paka Lee Ho Tow Lagay Hathoon Bartan Bhi Dho Daaliye

Duniya bhar ki khushiyan hamare saath chali

Duniya Bhar Ki Khushiyan Hamare Saath Chali Qadam Mila Ke Jo Hamare Saath Aap Chali…

Kuch intezar humne kiya aur tumne gunah

Kuch Intezar Humne Kiya Aur Kuch Tumne Kiya Gunah Kuch Humse Hua Kuch Sitam Tumne Kiya Dekhkar Duniya Ki Rasme Mujhko To Yahi Lagta

Jo ho gaya woh hona hoga aur

Jo Ho Gaya Woh Ho Gaya Jo Hona Hoga Woh Hoga Aur Jo Nahi Hona Hoga Woh Nahi Hoga Kyun Ke Jo Hona Hai

Jabse dekha hai tujhe e husn e shabab khilne

Jabse Dekha Hai Tujhe E Husn-E-Shabab Khilne Lage Meri Bagiya Mein Gulab Jaise Pyase Ko Miljaye Sharab Aur Bhuke Ko Kabab

Vo na aaye is dil ko zlaane

Vo Na Aaye Is Dil Ko Zlaane Waale, Vo Na Aaye Meri Hasti Ko Mitaane Waale, Nikla Is Kadar Jnaaza Un Ki Gali Se

Wo rooth ke maan jaayenge kuchh keh

Wo Rooth Ke Maan Jaayenge Kuchh Keh Nahi Sakte Hum Unko Manaa Payenge Kuchh Keh Nahi Sakte.. Hum Jinki Tamnna Main Yeh Din Kaat

Qayamat de din jab farishte ne sabse

Qayamat De Din Jab Farishte Ne Sabse Kaha Apne Apne Gunah Paper Pe Likho, Sab Ne Apne Gunha Likhe , Achanak Aapki Awaz Aayi

Alif be te hum chote thii abba

Alif- Be- Te Hum Chote Thii Abba Paise Date Thaa Ammi Maarke Chin Lete Thii

Ek aap hain jo itne acche seedhe

Ek Aap Hain Jo Itne Acche Hain Ek Aap Hain Jo Itne Seedhe Hain Ek Aap Hain Jo Itne Bhole Hain Ek Hum Hain

Zamane se dar kar teri tasveer toilet

Zamane Se Dar Kar Teri Tasveer Toilet Mein Chupa Rakhi Hain Deedar Ho Baar Baar Isliye Julaab Ki Goli Kha Rakhi Hain

Nazar bacha kar se dekhta hu tum

Nazar Bacha Kar Nazar Se Dekhta Hu, Tum Bura Na Maan Jayo Isliye Bade Darr Se Dekhta Hu, Jab Bhi Tumhe Dekhta Hu Tum

Har khusi ko teri taraf mod denge

Har Khusi Ko Teri Taraf Mod Denge, Tere Liye Chand Tare Tod Denge, Tere Liye Khusiyon Ke Darvaaze Khol Denge, Ek Baar Has Ke

Din chad raha tha raat hone wale

Din Chad Raha Tha Raat Hone Wale Thi Tare Chamak Rahe-The Soorag Upne Jawani Pe Tha Aasman Saaf Hai Lak-Tha Hai Baraish Ho-Ge Indian

Maine tujh ko khoon ke letters likhey

Maine Tujh Ko Khoon Ke Letters Likhey In Ko Ink Waley Letter Mat Samjhna Hum Aap Ke Lover Hain Humein Apna Chota Bhai Na

Abla thi tab ab to hai

Abla Thi Tab Thi , Ab To Hai Nari Sabla, Bajati Hai Mardo Ke Sar Pe Dha Dhana Dhan Tabla

Ramlila se hanuman tha farar role ke

Ramlila Se Hanuman Tha Farar Role Ke Liya Fit Kiya Ek Sardar Jo Tha Bahut Hi Kamal Ped Se Chalang Mar Ka Bola Jo

Humne unse hello kaha unney humko unko

Humne Unse Hello Kaha Unney Humko Hello Kaha Humne Unko Dil Diya Unney Humko Restaurent Ka Bill Diya

Duniya ko ajab rang dikhati hai yeh

Duniya Ko Ajab Rang Dikhati Hai Yeh Ladkiyaaan Mardo Ko Hathon Pe Nachati Hai Ladkiyaan Kapdo Ki Ik Dod (Dor) Si Lagti Hai Jese

Kanjusi ka ha award diya jaega tab

Kanjusi Ka Ha Award Diya Jaega, Tab Aap Ke Naam Sab Se Pehle Aaega, Galti Se Bhi Sms Mat Kar Dena, Warna Ye Awark