Funny Shayri Collection

Andheri sadak sunsaan kabristan sooni haveli kaala

Andheri Sadak Sunsaan Kabristan Sooni Haveli Kaala Aasmaan, Bijli Kadki Aaya Toofaan, Raat Ho Gayi Sojaa Shaitaan. Good Night.

Chota hu to kya hua aansoon ek

Chota Hu To Kya Hua Aansoon Hu To Ek Sagar Jaisa Swad Hai Chakh Kar To Dekh

Meri shayri ki main kya daad doon

Meri Shayri Ki Main Kya Daad Doon, Tu Mooh Khol Main Paad Doon

Duniya se jo darre usse kaayar kehte

Duniya Se Jo Darre, Usse Kaayar Kehte Hain, Duniya Jisse Darre, Usse Shaayar Kehte Hain

Jaane kyu log flurt karte hain woh

Jaane Kyu Log Flurt Karte Hain Jaane Kyu Woh Affairs Chalate Hain Jaane Kyu Jaane Kyu Jaane Kyu Jaane Kyu Jaane Kyu Affairs Bin

Paata nahi phir kab tumhaara deedar hoga

Paata Nahi Phir Kab Tumhaara Deedar Hoga Ghar Mein Tumhaara Pati Phir Bimaar Hoga Har Mode Pe Aankhe Tumhi Ko Dhundhati Hai Aajkal Tumhare

Dil cheez kya hai aap yeh jigar

Dil Cheez Kya Hai Aap Yeh Jigar Bhi Lijiye Kaata Hai Humne Kya Bakra Sirf Aap Ke Liye Iss Kasai Ke Kuchh Aap Ke

Maine tumhe dekha follow kiya tumne mere

Maine Tumhe Dekha, Tumhe Follow Kiya Tumne Mere Dil Mein Jalaaya Pyaar Ka Diya Par Tumhare Bhaiyya Se Mera Pad Gaya Paala Mujhe Usne

Hey bhagwan tune kin logon ko minister

Hey Bhagwan Tune Kin Logon Ko Minister Bana Diya, Woh Bhukha Kele Ke Saath, Chilka Bhi Kha Gaya Jo Garibi Ko Nahin, Garibon Ko

Kya janu yeh ishq chiz hai kambakht

Kya Janu Yeh Ishq Kya Chiz Hai Kambakht Bada Batmiz Hai

Ek aadmi apni khoobsurat biwi ke saath

Ek Aadmi Apni Khoobsurat Biwi Ke Saath Car Me Baitha, Driver Ne Shisha Set Kiya, Aadmi Gusse Mein Bola–meri Biwi Ko Dekhta Hai Piche

Na izzat ki chinta fikr koi apmaan

Na Izzat Ki Chinta, Na Fikr Koi Apmaan Ki Jai Bolo Beimaan Ki, Jai Bolo Beimaan Ki Beimaan Ke Bina Gaye Hote Akshaar Chaar

Designer dress pehante ho modern style rakhte

Designer Dress Pehante Ho Modern Style Rakhte Ho Dil Mein Jalan Aur Face Par Smile Rakhte Ho Baat Karni Aati Nahin Phir Bhi Mobile

Chitte chunii utte kala phool kadiya da

Chitte Chunii Utte Kala Phool Kadiya Da, Dave Shah Tuhade Te Marda Janda , Tuhanu Fiqr Parahi Da !!!

Police tumhe kal subah 5 baje

Police : Tumhe Kal Subah 5 Baje Phasi Di Jayegi. Sardar : Ha Ha Ha Ha! Police : Kion Has Rahe Ho? Sardar :

Sade khayal da vi rakheya kar har

Sade Khayal Da Vi Khayal Rakheya Kar, Har Wehle Na Nawa Sawal Rakheya Kar, Noji Teri Wagdi Rehendi Har Wehle, Kise Wehle Taan Kol

Yuh toh hum hai bramachaari lekin jahan

Yuh Toh Hum Hai Bramachaari, Lekin Jahan Dekhi Naari Waahan Aankh Maari, Path Gayi Toh Hamari…… Varna Phir Se Bramachari!!!!!!

Apni zindgi main na rani katrina hai

Apni Zindgi Main Na Rani Na Katrina Hai Abi Tak Apne Jeene Ka Na Koi Kareena Hai Thodi Khushiyaan Zyada Ghum Khana Peena Kam

Rango se bhari sham ho aapki chand

Rango Se Bhari Sham Ho Aapki, Chand Sitaron Se Zyada Shan Ho Aapki, Zindgi Ka Sirf Ek Ho Maksad, Ki Langoor Se Unchi Chalang

Hitler bhi chala gaya saddam pakda binladden

Hitler Bhi Chala Gaya, Saddam Bhi Pakda Gaya, Binladden Ka Bhi Pata Nahin, Tum Bhi Dikhte Nahin……. Lagta Hai Dharti Pe Aachhe Din Aa

Kisi charsi bewaday ki baatli ho tum

Kisi Charsi Bewaday Ki Baatli Ho Tum Kya Bemaar Ho Bahut Patli Ho Tum Barson Pehle Howa Koi Kasoor Ho Tum Ped Pe Latka

Hamse ha zamana zamane se ham nahi

Hamse Ha Zamana Zamane Se Ham Nahi Hamse Ha Zamana Zamane Se Ham Nahi Hame Aazmaane Ki Koshisch Mat Karna Ham Bi Koi Tumse

Har vaar padan study de erade naal

Har Vaar Padan( Study) De Erade Naal Kitaab Da Pehla Panna Kholna Tin ( Three) Savaal Hal(Solve) Karan Baad Hounsala(Confidence) Buland Hona Par(But) Chotha(Fourth)

Wafadar ban gaya hu tere pyar mein

Wafadar Ban Gaya Hu Tere Pyar Mein Wafadar Ban Gaya Hu Tere Pyar Mein Wafadar Ban Gaya Hu Tere Pyar Mein Wafadar To Kutte

Na tum terrace pe aati main deewana

Na Tum Terrace Pe Aati Na Main Deewana Hota Na Tum Patthar Maarti Na Main Kaana Hota

Ishq visq pyar vyar sab bakwas mere

Ishq Visq Pyar Vyar, Sab Bakwas Mere Yaar. Ishq Me Na Jane Kitne Romio,Majnu Aur Farhad Hue, Par Duniya Jaanti Hai Ki Ishq Me

Shayri aati nahi karne chale haath mein

Shayri Aati Nahi Shayri Karne Chale Haath Mein Kalam Nahi Writer Banne Chale Bina Wazah Ke Namaz Padhne Chale Sir Pe Baal Nahi Hero

Hum raat ki tanhayee mein aavaaz diya

Hum Raat Ki Tanhayee Mein Aavaaz Diya Karte Hain Aur Sitaroan Se Aapka Jikr Kiya Karte Hain Na Aayo Khwaboan Mein Humare Hum Bhoot

Susraal main jo meke se aati hai

Susraal Main Jo Meke Se Aati Hai Biwiyaan Sau Sau Tarah Se Dhoom Machati Hai Biwiyaan Khane Maze Maze Ke Khelati Hai Biwiyaan Jeene

When i am your kareeb there

When I Am Your : Kareeb There Is Only : Khamoshi I Want To Speak : Dil Se That’s My Kind Of : Ishq

Agra ka tajmahaldelhi qutubminaar dekha hai kuch

Agra Ka Tajmahal…Delhi Ka Qutubminaar Dekha Hai Kuch Is Tarah Se Hasinao Ka Pyaar Dekha Hai Unhe Khilane Pilaane Me Hui Yeh Haalat Kasam

Raato ko sota nahi main din mein

Raato Ko Sota Nahi Main Din Mein Bahut Aati Hai Neend Khane Ke Baad Khata Nahi Nahi Aata Mujhko Chain Tum Hi Batao Ye

Dur se dekha to gabbar ka hadda

Dur Se Dekha To Gabbar Ka Hadda Dikh Raha Tha Dur Se Dekha To Gabbar Ka Hadda Dikh Raha Tha Pas Aake Dekha To

Aaj do sweater aur pehen lo pairon

Aaj Do Sweater Aur Pehen Lo Aaj Pairon Mein Mojey Aur Pehen Lo Aaj Do Rajai Bhi Oddh Lo Aaj Muffler Bhi Pehen Lo

Wo aaye humari mazaar pe diya bhuja

Wo Aaye Humari Mazaar Pe Diya Bhuja Ke Chaldiye Baaki Bacha Tel Sar Pe Laga Ke Chal Diye

Adaaa karega yeh dil jo lagaan hai

Adaaa Karega Yeh Dil Jo Lagaan Hai Baaki Fanaa To Fsal Hui Hai Kisaan Hai Baaki

Aaj hum tum baithe hai kisi dhabe

Aaj Hum Tum Baithe Hai Kisi Dhabe To Peen Baithe Hai Lassi But Just Kintu Parantu Aasi Ooooo Lassi Vich Padi Hui Aaj Makkhi

Two men are talking the first said

Two Men Are Talking. The First Said, I Got Married Because I Was Tired Of Eating Out, Cleaning The House, Doing The Laundry And

Tujhe dehka to ek khayal aya tere

Tujhe Dehka To Ek Khayal Aya Tujhe Dehka To Ek Khayal Aya Tere Saheli Ko Dehka To Dusra Khayal Aya

Abstract art kay mulbay say yeh niklee

Abstract Art Kay Mulbay Say Yeh Niklee Daulat Jis Ko Sanjhay Thay Anannas Woh Niklee Aurat. Aik Tasveer Jo Kamal-E-Fun Thee Bhains Kay Jism

Face ke app gajab ki smile hai

Face Ke App Ke Gajab Ki Smile Hai, Suna Hai App Ke Pas Ek Mobile Hai Aur Uske Inbox Me Message Ki Motti Si

Tum to thahre bakri chor bhains kya

Tum To Thahre Bakri Chor Bhains Kya Churaaoge Tum To Thahre Bakri Chor Bhains Kya Churaaoge Subah Doodh Waali Ke Haathon Tum Pakde Jaaoge

Zindagi jeena aasan nahi hai peeter herohonda

Zindagi Jeena Aasan Nahi Hai Peeter, Zindagi Jeena Aasan Nahi Hai Peeter, Herohonda Ek Liter Aassee(80)kilometer.

Zindagi kehti hai pyar kar kehta bewafai

Zindagi Kehti Hai Pyar Kar Pyar Kehta Hai Bewafai Hai Is Main, Bewafa Kehti Hai Zamana Kharab Hai. Zamana Kehta Hai Yeh To Bahana

Movies are related to college examsocha na

Movies Are Related To College: Exam:socha Na Tha. Classes:kabhi Khabhi. Question Paper:raaz. Copying:majbur. Marks:asambhav. Final Exam:murder. Pass:ajooba

Gum se dosti karo zindagi ban jaayegi

Gum Se Dosti Karo Zindagi Ban Jaayegi, Khusi Se Dosti Karoge To Barbaad Ho Jaayegii. Gum Se Dosti Karo Zindagi Ban Jaayegi, Khusi Se

Khujli wala bandar ghoom raha tha ghoomta

Khujli Wala Bandar Ghoom Raha Tha, Ghoomta Hua Sab Ko Dara Raha Tha. Aaya Tha Wo Mujhe Bhi Darane, Par Dost Maine Thuje Pehchan

Aoolu kya gobi bhi khaya karo us

Aoolu Kya Gobi Bhi Khaya Karo, Aoolu Kya Gobi Bhi Khaya Karo, Us Gali Mein Rehna Wali, Hamari Gali Bhi Aya Karo-Â….

Lazeez khana hotel kaa lagtaa hai achhaa

Lazeez Khana Hotel Kaa Lagtaa Hai Achhaa Do Din Key Liye| Azeez Hotaa Hai Khaanaa Lekin Ghar Kaa Tabiyat Key Liye| Lagti Hogi Aishwaryaa

Jaise bhatke pita bechara kanya ke var

Jaise Bhatke Pita Bechara Kanya Ke Var Ke Liye Firte The Maare Maare Hum Kiraye Ke Ghar Ke Liye Badi Mushkil Se Ek Adana

Main sms isliye nahi karta ke muze

Main Sms Isliye Nahi Karta Ke Muze Aadat Hai Iski Meri Koi Icchha Nahi Tere Inbox Ko Stress Karne Ki Baat Ye Hai Ke

Kachre ke dibbe mein tujh ko bitha

Kachre Ke Dibbe Mein Tujh Ko Bitha Ke Jhaadoo Aur Ponchhe Se Tujh Ko Sajaa Ke Rakhoonga Main Naalee Ke Paas Mat Ho Meri

Zabaan e hind hai urduu to maathe kii shikan

Zabaan-E-Hind Hai Urduu Zabaan-E-Hind Hai Urduu To Maathe Kii Shikan Kyuu.N Hai Vatan Me.N Be-Vatan Kyuu.N Hai [Shikan = Frown] Merii Mazaluum Urduu Terii

Jahan ki gurbat mein sukun nahi ayega

Jahan Ki Gurbat Mein Sukun Nahi Ayega, Ghum-E-Tohin Se Kubul Nahi Ayega. Maklul Ki Fitrat Hi Ye Kafir, Dimag Fat Jayega Par Ye Sher

Aaj to hum hai kal ho na

Aaj To Hum Hai, Kal Ho Na Ho Parso Shayad Ho, Phir Uske Baad Na Ho…

Mai nai dua maangi doolat ki wo

Mai Nai Dua Maangi Doolat Ki Wo Mujhey Mili Mai Nai Dua Maangi Izaat Ki Womujhey Mili Mai Nai Dua Maangi Achey Gher Ki

Shaq un ko thaa ki raat men

Shaq Un Ko Thaa Ki Raat Men Bosaa Na Le Koi Gaalon Pe Rakh Ke Soyee Rahee Kalaaai Tamaam Raat

Dosti ki hai to tum usko nibhaya

Dosti Ki Hai To Tum Usko Nibhaya Kerna Phool Ulfat Kae Chehersimt Khilaya Kerna Maut Aayae Bhi To Hum Door Na Hoangae Tum Sae

Ik paradesi door se aaya ladki par

Ik Paradesi Door Se Aaya Ladki Par Haq Apna Jataaya Ghar Waalon Ne Haami Bhar Di Pardesi Ki Marzi Kar Di Pyaar Ke Waade

Cycel se takraye or humari ahkhey char

Cycel Se Takraye Or Humari‚  Ahkhey Char Hu Gayee Bech Mein Aayee Ladki Ki Maa To Meri Shirt Taar Taar Ho Gayi Ladki Ka

Tum gulab ho baharo ka mai kanta

Tum Gulab Ho Baharo Ka ..Mai Kanta Hu Usme Laga….. Tum Bangali Rusmalai Priye..Mai Desi Mill Ka Aata Hu….. Tum Naye Vacume Clener Si..Mai

Samandar bhar ka syllabus nadiya padh paate

Samandar Bhar Ka Syllabus, Nadiya Bhar Padh Paate Hai, Balti Bhar Yaad Rehta Hai, Mug Bhar Likh Paate Hai, Chullu Bhar Marks Milte Hai,

Kaun kehta hai mera mehboob ganja chaand

Kaun Kehta Hai Mera Mehboob Ganja Hai Chaand Ke Sar Pay Bhi Kabhi Baal Hua Karte Hain Na Pooch Guzre Hue Zamaane Ki Bhi

Duniyaa se jo dare usse kayar kehte

Duniyaa Se Jo Dare Usse Kayar Kehte Hain Duniya Jisse Dare Usse Shayar Kehte Hain Biwi Se Jo Dare Usse Shohar Kehte Hain

Aaj mausam me kuch ajib si baat

Aaj Mausam Me Kuch Ajib Si Baat He, Bekabu Se Mere Jazbat Hai, Ji Chahta He Tumko Churale Tumhi Se, Par Papa Kehte Chori

Dil hai to ishq mohabbat dard zandu

Dil Hai To Ishq Hai Ishq Hai To Mohabbat Hai Mohabbat Hai To Dard Hai Dard Hai To Zandu Baam Hai

Ishq ne hamein kucch yu diwana bana

Ishq Ne Hamein Kucch Yu Diwana Bana Dalaa Ke Jaise Chamkte Chaand Ko Tutaa Hua Tara Bana Dalaa

the end you have just watched

****************** ****************** ****************** ******The End****** You Have Just Watched My New Film -ŗ Taare Mobile Per-

Gunha maine kiyato mujhe 8216narak8217 mila par

Gunha Maine Kiya,To Mujhe ‘Narak’ Mila; Gunha Maine Kiya,To Mujhe ‘Narak’ Mila; Par, Narak Ne Kya Gunha Kiya? Jo Main Use Mila !!!!!!!!!!

Promise me we are true friends i

Promise Me We Are True Friends, I Am Lamp You Are Light, I Am Coke You Are Sprite, I Am Sawan You Are Badal,

hard work never killed anybody but why

“Hard Work Never Killed Anybody…” But Why Take The Risk! “Work Fascinates Me!” I Can Look At It For Hours!! The More You Learn,

Tum se ye soch ke maine dil

Tum Se Ye Soch Ke Maine Dil Lagaya Thaa Hume Bhi Koi Chahane Wala Mil Jayegaa Lekin Mujhe Kaha Intna Andaaza Thaa Tumahra Vivaah

Ladkiyaan ladko ki band bajaati hain khushaal

Ladkiyaan Ladko Ki Band Bajaati Hain Khushaal Se Ladko Ko Khun Ke Aanso Rulaati Hain Seedhe Chal Rahe Ho Ladke Toh Seh Nahi Paati

Kaash ki mera khoon blue colour ka

Kaash Ki Mera Khoon Blue Colour Ka Hota Kuch Nahi To Mein Exam Mein Paas To Hota

Dil mein jo dard de use dildar

Dil Mein Jo Dard De Use Dildar Khete Hai Aur Aur Sar Mein Jo Dard De Use Sardar Khete Hai

Pyar ki sidi pe chad to gaye

Pyar Ki Sidi Pe Chad To Gaye Hain Magar Ye Nahi Dekha Ki Niche Gehri Khai Hai Tumko Offer De To Diya Hai Par

Is diwangi pe samajdari ke parde hum

Is Diwangi Pe Samajdari Ke Parde Is Diwangi Pe Samajdari Ke Parde Hum To Tuje Hi Puch Rahe The Tujse Milne Ke Raste

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c main ohnu

Oh Menu Dekhi Jaandi C, Main Ohnu Vekhi Jaanda C Oh Menu Dekhi Jaandi C, Main Ohnu Vekhi Jaanda C Na Paper Mainu Aanda

Chand ne chandni bikhraate hue poocha apne

Chand Ne Chandni Bikhraate Hue Poocha Apne Husn Par Zara Itraate Hue Poocha Kaun Hai Yahan Jo Mujhsa Haseen Hai Duniya Mein Aisa Koi

Koi pathar se na maroo mere deewaane

Koi Pathar Se Na Maroo Mere Deewaane Ko Nuclear Science Ka Zamaana Hain Seedhaa Bomb Se Udhaado Saale Ko

Love is life wife amp the end

Love Is Life Life Is Wife & Wife Is The End Of Life

Aashiq ne pucheya rab ton ae rabba

Aashiq Ne Pucheya Rab Ton Ae Rabba Tu Jag Nu Pyar Da Vairy Kyon Bana Ditta ??? Rab Hassya Te Boleya Tusi Keda Mere

Hum aise aashiq hai jo gulaab ko

Hum Aise Aashiq Hai Jo Gulaab Ko Kamal Bana Denge Uski Har Ada Par Gazal Bana Denge Agar Woh Aajaaye Zindagi Mein Meri To,

Koi zharna wisaal e beher ki khawahish liye kitne

Koi Zharna, Wisaal-E-Beher Ki Khawahish Liye-Â…. Kitne Hi Vadi Aur Pahadoon Se Gujarta Hai-Â…. Kyaa Kabhi Mil Paata Hai-Â…-Â… Koi Zakhmni Parindaa, Ghonslai Ki

Tere bistar pe makdee lage room mein

Tere Bistar Pe Makdee Lage… Tere Room Mein Machar Firein.. Teri Rajai Phate,Poori Raat Thand Lage, Tere Sapno Mein Bhoot Aaye, Agar Tu Mujhe

Lab khamosh hote hain jab tum saamne

Lab Khamosh Hote Hain Jab Tum Saamne Aati Ho Dil Dhadakta Hai Jab Nigaahein Milaati Ho Saans Ruk Jaati Hai Jab Muskuraate Ho Bhoot

Dost aapsa na milega aapki yaad bahut

Dost Aapsa Na Milega Aapki Yaad Bahut Satati Hai Dost Aapsa Na Milega Aapki Yaad Bahut Satati Hai Subah Shamm Ho Deedar Aapka Isliye

Aap ki shayari mein woh dum nahi

Aap Ki Shayari Mein Woh Dum Nahi Lekin Aap Kisi Se Kam Bhi Nahi Jawab Nahi Hain Aap Ka Lagta Hain Bahot Jamega Mera

Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte

Aap Kya Jaano Hum Kitna Yaad Karte Hain Maano Ya Na Maano Har Pal Fariyaad Karte Hain Roz Khat Likhte Hain Cartoon Network Ko

Girl friend kya sath kamre ander table

Girl Friend Kya Sath. Kamre Kya Ander… Table Kya Upper… Batti Kya Neacha… De… Tacatac Le…Tacatec De…Tacatac Le…Tacatac Stupid I M Playing Table Tennis..

Tere yeh baggad baal un par hathni

Tere Yeh Baggad Baggad Baal Un Par Hathni Jaisi Chaal To Waise Khubsoorat To Na Thi Yeh Sub Tha Tere Makeup Ka Kamaal Sharam

Transactions hote hain errors ka sama

Transactions Hote Hain … Errors Ka Sama Hota Hai …. Aise Mausam Mein Hi To Performance Jawan Hota Hai . Dil Ki Khunnas Boss

Shama parwaane se kuch keh rahi hai

Shama Parwaane Se Kuch Keh Rahi Hai Shama Parwaane Se Kuch Keh Rahi Hai Darling Zara Hanki Deena Meri Noosi Beh Rahi Hi

Moonchain kiya faida aisi moonchon ka kuch

Moonchain…… Kiya Faida Aisi Moonchon Ka Kuch Tau Kerain Khiyal In Moonchon Ka Aap Ne Aakhir Kahay Ko Rakh Lein Qusoor Kiya Thaa In

Apne sare gum bhula diye tere liye

Apne Sare Gum Bhula Diye Tere Liye Apne Sare Gum Bhula Diye Tere Liye Aye Desi Ye Shayeri Hai Tere Liye Apne Sare Gum

Aakhair kyun hota hai pyaar aap

Aakhair Kyun Hota Hai Pyaar ? Aap Ki Kasam Jab Se Main Ne Aap Ko Dekha Hai Jaan Gaya Ke Main Ne Dil Tujh

je koi fassi hundi kudi saade naal

“Je Koi Fassi Hundi Kudi Saade Naal, Taa Assi Vi Valentine Day Manaande, Beh Ke Apne Yaar Naal Assi Vi Geet Pyaar De Gaande,

Yoon mere khat ka jabab aya lifafe

Yoon Mere Khat Ka Jabab Aya Lifafe Mein Razai Ka Gilaf Aya Rab Ko Itna Yaad Na Kero Ki Rab Tumhe Apne Paas Bula

Your eyes my dear are like two

Your Eyes My Dear….. Are Like Two Stars…. Your Cheeks Are Like A Rose….. The Sunlight Dancing In Your Hair… Would Melt A Thousand