Funny Shayri Collection

Woh samajhte hain dil tod diya to

Woh Samajhte Hain Dil Tod Diya To Hum Dead Hain Woh Nahin Jaante Ki Is Dil Main Aur Kitne Thread Hain

Shaq un ko thaa ki raat men

Shaq Un Ko Thaa Ki Raat Men Bosaa Na Le Koi Gaalon Pe Rakh Ke Soyee Rahee Kalaaai Tamaam Raat

Rango se bhari sham ho aapki chand

Rango Se Bhari Sham Ho Aapki, Chand Sitaron Se Zyada Shan Ho Aapki, Zindgi Ka Sirf Ek Ho Maksad, Ki Langoor Se Unchi Chalang

Bhag jate hai wo sada hume dekh

Bhag Jate Hai Wo Sada Hume Dekh Kar Bhag Jate Hai Wo Sada Hume Dekh Kar Zalim Humne Karz Hi Diya Hai Tujhe Kya

Ek sohni sunakhi kuri mili dekhdeya hi

Ek Sohni Sunakhi Kuri Mili Dekhdeya Hi Dil Ch Gayi Vas Pyar Naal Jad Osnu Bulande Sa Naale Oh Nivi Pave Naale Jave Has

6 inch ka hai size normal he

6 Inch Ka Hai. Size Normal He Mazboot He Ziyadah Mota Bhi Nahin He 2 Larkiyan Dekh Chuki Hain Lena He To Bolo? Full

Woh muskara kar chal diye to aapne

Woh Muskara Kar Chal Diye To Aapne Socha, Woh Aapki Adaaon Mein Fans Rahi Hai, Arey Janab Zara Gaor Farmaye To Pata Chalega, Woh

Mard taange waala hoon main taaange wala

Mard Taange Waala Hoon Main Mard Taaange Wala Mujhe Teacher Kya Marega Main To Hoon Principal Ka Saaala

Fariyad kya kare hum kise dastan sunaye

Fariyad Kya Kare Fariyad Kya Kare Hum Kise Dastan Sunaye Jisne Mere Paise Churaye Use Kaise Bhul Jaye Hum

Once there was a mirror which used

Once There Was A Mirror Which Used To Kill -Å— Liers- French : I Think I Don-‘t Smoke (Killed) American : I Think, I

Ho gaya kalesh haaye phoot gayi kismat

Ho Gaya Kalesh Haaye, Phoot Gayi Kismat Meri, Pakdni Thi Kalayi Jis Ladki Ki, Aaj Usne Hi Pakad Li Kalayi Meri, Kuch Samajh Paata

Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par

Ek Aadmi Apne Dost Ki Kabar Par Phool Daal Raha Hota Hai. Aur Brabar Mein Bhi, Ek Aadmi Apne Dost Ki Kabar Par Chawal

Besharmi tho use kahte hai jo sharam

Besharmi Tho Use Kahte Hai Jo Sharam Se Sharma Jaaye Besharmi Tho Use Kahte Hai Jo Sharam Se Sharma Jaaye Hum Ithne Besharam Hai

Red love respect courage yellow joy gladness

Red Love, Respect, Courage Yellow Joy, Gladness, Freedom Pink/peach Gratitude, Appreciation, Admiration Or Sympathy White Reverence, Purity, Secrecy Two Roses Joined Together Engagement Red

Dunia badal gai hai chatting se hoti

Dunia Badal Gai Hai Chatting Se Hoti Hai Ab Hacking Chatting Se Hoti Thi Larkian Subah Shaam Hamari Gali Main Nikalna Hogaya Un Ka

Sade khayal da vi rakheya kar har

Sade Khayal Da Vi Khayal Rakheya Kar, Har Wehle Na Nawa Sawal Rakheya Kar, Noji Teri Wagdi Rehendi Har Wehle, Kise Wehle Taan Kol

Dost aapsa na milega aapki yaad bahut

Dost Aapsa Na Milega Aapki Yaad Bahut Satati Hai Dost Aapsa Na Milega Aapki Yaad Bahut Satati Hai Subah Shamm Ho Deedar Aapka Isliye

Dil hua hai mera aabaad jab aayi

Dil Hua Hai Mera Aabaad Jab Aayi Mujhe Uski Yaad Dil Hua Hai Mera Aabaad Jab Aayi Mujhe Uski Yaad E-Khuda Sunle Meri Muraad

Aaja meri jaan tujko khilao paan mein

Aaja Meri Jaan Tujko Khilao Paan Paan Mein Chuna Tere Pete Mein Mera Munna

What is live love what8217s love

What Is Live ? Live Is Love. What’s Love ? Love Is Kissing. What’s Kissing ? Come Here And I Show You.

Yeh chaand taare kya roshni karenge tumahre

Yeh Chaand Taare Kya Roshni Karenge Tumahre Liye Setlites Lagva Donga Are Humse Mohabbat Karke To Dekho Tumhaare Aur Aashiqo Ki To Pongi Bzaa

Zindagi kehaal hai sur na taal msgbox

Zindagi Kehaal Hai Sur Hai Na Taal Hai Msgbox Bhi Kangal Hai Kya Aapki Sms Factory Mein Hadtal Hai Yaar Kuch To Bhejo Ye

Din ko chain nahi raat aram jee

Din Ko Chain Nahi Raat Ko Aram Nahi Jee Na Lagey Kahi Aay Khuda Kya Yahi Pyar Hai Arey Pagal Yeh Pyar Nahi Aaj

I wrote ur name on the sands

I Wrote Ur Name On The Sands…………. It Got Washed Away, I Wrote Ur Name In Air……………………..It Got Blown Away, So I Wrote Ur

Hum to mar gaye teri ek hi

Hum To Mar Gaye Teri Ek Hi Hasi Per Zalim Aagar Marna Tha To Muskurana Kya Zaruri Tha Chalo Muskuraye To Muskuraye Lakin Kya

Jo mujhe massage na kare alalh us

Jo Mujhe Massage Na Kare Alalh Kare Us Ka Cpu Ka Fan Jal Jaaye Us K Monitor Se Dhuaan Nikle Us Ke Keyboard K

Cigrate piney ka ek faida hai insan

Cigrate Piney Ka Ek Faida Hai Insan Kabhi Borah Nahi Hota Kyun Ki‚  Woh Borah Hone Se Pehle Hi Maar Jata Hai

Utha lo chunri ko zamin se kahi

Utha Lo Chunri Ko Zamin Se, Kahi Daag Na Lag Jaaye, Chupa Lo Husn Ko, Kahi Duniya Me Aag Na Lag Jaaye

Chandni raat thii woh mere saath thiii

Chandni Raat Thii Woh Mere Saath Thiii Main Uss Pe Uper Tha Woh Mere Neechee Thee Mind Na Kerna Yaarooon… Woh Main Bike Thii

Baandh le do chaar bottle kabr mein

Baandh Le Do Chaar Bottle Kabr Mein Baith Ke Piya Karenge Agar Maangle Khudaa Hisaab Gunhoon Ka 2-4 Peg Use Bhi De Diya Karenge.

Sab kuch bole dunga to unka muh

Sab Kuch Bole Dunga To, Unka Muh Kala Ho Jayega, Sab Ke Aage Unka Character Dheela Ho Jayega, Sochta Hoon Ke Unko Bewafa Ke

Jalwa jo tere baton main hai phektein

Jalwa Jo Tere Baton Main Hai Phektein Bahut Hai Har Kushbu Tere Sanson Main Hai City Khate Hai Tere Aankhon Main Aik Jadu Sa

Khuwahisho k jangal mai raat justuju kar

Khuwahisho K Jangal Mai Raat Justuju Kar K Hum Ne Us Ki Khatir Ab Chooriyan Kharidi Hain Dil Bala Ka Wehshi Tha, Dil Se

Mann di kalpna ne uddan bhari sara

Mann Di Kalpna Ne Uddan Bhari Sara Din Kujh Parda Ja Likhda Rehnda Te Tv Te Cartoon Dekhda Rehnda

Aap logo ne kya jahar gholla hai

Aap Logo Ne Kya Jahar Gholla Hai Bichari Shayri Ka To Jaise Dam Hi Ghota Hai Aap Logo Ki Shayri Par Kar Chakraai Hu

Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai woh

Jo Sadiyaon Se Hota Aaya Hai Woh Repeat Kar Doonga… Tu Naa Mili To Tujhko Dil Sey Ctrl Alt Delete Kar Doonga… Company Kee

Hume to ab bhi woh guzra jamana

Hume To Ab Bhi Woh Guzra Jamana Yaad Aata Hai Apni Galioon Mein Nange Nahana Yaad Aata Hai Jab Kel-Kood Mein Bhul Jana Home-Work

Ye duniya ik stage hai hum kirdar

Ye Duniya Ik Stage Hai Hum Kirdar Hein Zyada Dhoke Baz Aur Kum Imandaar Hein Jis Ki Jaanib Dosti Ka Hath Badata Hoon Wohi

tapti dhoop ko saaye pe kaun

” Tapti Dhoop Ko Saaye Pe Kaun Le. Bhikari Ko Saraaye Pekaun Le. Main Shaadi Karoon Us Shola Badan Ke Saath, Jalta Makaan Kiraye

Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se ped

Jo Sagar Ne Kaha Lehron Se, Jo Ped Ne Kaha Patto Se, Jo Phoolon Ne Kaha Kaliyon Se, Wohi Main Tumhe Kehta Hun, Aey

Woh ladki hi kia jis ka koi

Woh Ladki Hi Kia Jis Ka Koi Dilbar Na Ho Woh Ladki Hi Ka Jis Kia Koi Dilbar Na Ho Woh Nal Hi Kia

Kia kehna haale dil ka jo dekha

Kia Kehna Haale Dil Ka Jo Dekha Aik Haseena Ko Samjha Raja Ko Rani Se Pyaar Ho Gaya Aap Ka Aandaaz Bha Gaya Or

Twinkle jat di car khadke glassi in

Twinkle Twinkle Jat Di Car Khadke Glassi In The Bar Punjabi Bhangre Te Chicken Fry Always Talli Never Dry……………

Yeh document meetings features ki duniya insaan

Yeh Document Yeh Meetings Yeh Features Ki Duniya Yeh Insaan Ke Dushman Cursors Ki Duniya Yeh Deadlines Ke Bhooke Management Ki Duniya Yeh Product

Cycel se takraye or humari ahkhey char

Cycel Se Takraye Or Humari‚  Ahkhey Char Hu Gayee Bech Mein Aayee Ladki Ki Maa To Meri Shirt Taar Taar Ho Gayi Ladki Ka

Idhar chupa mein udhar jane kaha kidhar

Idhar Chupa Mein Udhar Chupa Jane Kaha Mein Kidhar Chupa Are Pakda Gaya Yeh Bush Ne Kya Kiya

Dil ka connection miladein daddy internet laga

Dil Ka Connection Miladein, Daddy Internet Laga Dein , Mujhe Aaya Mail Dostoun Ka, Kab Lagay Ga Itna Bata Dein

Aurat di wi kai zindagi hai dihari

Aurat Di Wi Kai Zindagi Hai Dihari Chulai Tai Rati Lulai Tai

Hi i am your doctor sorry to

Hi, I Am Your Doctor… Sorry To Inform U… That U Have Brain Problem.. Ur Brain Has Two Parts.. ……….Left &Right………. Left Has Nothing

The original version if you love something

The Original Version: If You Love Something, Set It Free… If It Comes Back, It’s Yours, If It Doesn’t, It Never Was Yours…. The

Gandhi ki dhoti main kache dhage hal

Gandhi Ki Dhoti Main Kache Dhage Gandhi Ki Dhoti Main Hal Chal Gandhi Ki Dhoti Main Daraar Gandhi Ki Dhoti Main Chuppa Rustom Gandhi

Kya yaar kuch to likha karo hume

Kya Yaar… Kuch To Likha Karo!! Hume Bhi Yaad Kiya Karo… Door Hai To Kya Hua…. Daastan Dil Ke Share Kiya Karo… Milna To

Mithaiwala husband writes love letter to his

Mithaiwala Husband Writes Love Letter To His Wife: Hello My Dearest Rasgulli Whenever I See Your Eyes I Miss My Ras Malai Your Cheeks

Padhte futjae bastebags 0 mile ya 1

Padhte Padhte Futjae Baste{Bags} 0 Mile Ya 1 Badalenge Na Hum Teachers Chahe Badalte Rahi.

Meray ghar 5 bachay ho gaey 3

Meray Ghar 5 Bachay Ho Gaey 3 Saalon Main…. Muhabbat Ke Yehi Hay Ibtida To Intiha Kiya Hay.. Mera Hamsaya Lay Aaya Hay Apnay

Har karz dosti ka adaa kaun karega

Har Karz Dosti Ka Adaa Kaun Karega Hum Na Rahe To Dosti Kaun Karegaa E Khuda Mere Doston Ko Salaamat Rakhnaa Warnaa Meri Shaadi

Chitte chunii utte kala phool kadiya da

Chitte Chunii Utte Kala Phool Kadiya Da, Dave Shah Tuhade Te Marda Janda , Tuhanu Fiqr Parahi Da !!!

Tumne kaha tha tum aaoge khwab mein

Tumne Kaha Tha Tum Aaoge Khwab Mein.. Tumne Kaha Tha Tum Aaoge Khwab Mein.. Hum Zindagi Bhar Sote Rahe Isi Intezaar Mein

Tum kya jano gum hota hai tumne

Tum Kya Jano Gum Kya Hota Hai Tum Kya Jano Gum Kya Hota Hai Tumne To Zindagi Bhar Cellotape Istamal Kya Hai Na!

Chota hu to kya hua aansoon ek

Chota Hu To Kya Hua Aansoon Hu To Ek Sagar Jaisa Swad Hai Chakh Kar To Dekh

Uske saath hum 8216hall8217 mein dekhne gaye

Uske Saath Hum ‘Hall’ Mein Dekhne Gaye Shakti-The Power Zara Sa Haath Pakre To Woh Chappal Se Humko Dikhadi Shakti-The Power

Unho ne dekha hame tirchee najar se

Unho Ne Dekha Hame Tirchee Najar Se To Hum Madhosh Hogaye, Jab Pata Chala Ki Unke Nain He Tirche Hai To Hum Behosh Hogaye.

Ek baar ki baat hai teacher ne

Ek Baar Ki Baat Hai Teacher Ne Beta Ramu Se Pucha Bata Kaun Hai President Ramu Bola Nahin Malum Nikal Ja Boli Teacher Gaya

Abhi to uski khuli nahi thi jubaan

Abhi To Uski Khuli Nahi Thi, Jubaan Ikraar Ke Liye, Lo Hamara Phir Khada Ho Gaya, Are Yaar…Hath Wo Bhi Namaskar Ke Liye..

Heard of dis one to hain teree

Heard Of Dis One To Hain Teree Ankhon Main Doobney To Dil Kerta Hai Magar Kya Keren Ye Stupid Chashma Beech Main Aa Jata

Thoda sa pyar hua hai baki hum

Thoda Sa Pyar Hua Hai Thoda Hai Baki Thoda Sa Pyar Hua Hai Thoda Hai Baki Thoda Sa Pyar Hua Hai Thoda Hai Baki

Log kehte hai k khuda ne aapko

Log Kehte Hai K Khuda Ne Aapko Badifursat Mein Banaya Ha. Faltu Kaam Fursat Mein Hi To Kiye Jate Hain

Tere mere hoton pe meethe geet mitwaa

Tere Mere Hoton Pe Meethe Meethe Geet Mitwaa Aage Aage Chale Hum Peeche Peeche Preet Mitwa” Colgate Tooth Paste Tere Mere Hoton Me Gore

Kudiyan yeh aajkal ki pudiyan aafatt humare

Kudiyan Yeh Aajkal Ki Kudiyan Pudiyan Yeh Aafatt Ki Pudiyan Kudiyan Yeh Aajkal Ki Kudiyan Pudiyan Yeh Aafatt Ki Pudiyan Humare Dil Ki Yeh

Apki chatting mein doobney ko dil chahta

Apki Chatting Mein Doobney Ko Dil Chahta Hai Magar Kya Karoon Kambakht Beech Mein Computer Ajata Hai

Aik shaer ki shaadi main chooha bht

Aik Shaer Ki Shaadi Main Aik Chooha Bht Zoro Shor Say Bhngra Dal Raha Tha ! Aik Ney Choohey Say Poocha Bhei Shaer Ki

Kahi pe neghain nishana badmash hote hai

Kahi Pe Neghain Kahi Pe Nishana Badmash Hote Hai Yeh Ladke Zara Samhal Ke Nazdeek Jana

Dil to hai ka aitbaar kya kijiye

Dil To Hai, Dil Ka Aitbaar Kya Kijiye Kha Ke Hamara Chocolate Bar Yun Na Muskura Kijiye Rula Ke Gaya Sapna Mera Behti Thi

Dil hai to ishq mohabbat dard zandu

Dil Hai To Ishq Hai Ishq Hai To Mohabbat Hai Mohabbat Hai To Dard Hai Dard Hai To Zandu Baam Hai

Ye gaal tumhare surkh gulab cehra bhi

Ye Gaal Tumhare Surkh Gulab Cehra Bhi Ek Khuli Kitab Kya Ankheen Tumhari Bhaingi Hain Jo Kala Chashma Lagati Ho

Exam paas aaye sir mera dukhaye teacher

Exam Paas Aaye, Sir Mera Dukhaye Teacher Ne Na Jaane Kyun, Danday Dikhaye, Ab To Mera Sir, Jaage Na Sota Hai, Kya Karoon Haye,

Tum itraati bahut ho dil ko behlati

Tum Itraati Bahut Ho Dil Ko Behlati Bahut Ho Sochta Hoon Tumhe Dinner Par Le Jaoon Par Kya Karoon Zalim Tum Khati Bahut Ho

Monkey bander donkey khota sit betha

Monkey = Bander Donkey = Khota Sit = Betha Stand = Khalota Read In Flow Monkey Bander Donkey Khota Sit Beatha And Stand Khalota

Haqiqat ko meri naa dil se lagana

Haqiqat Ko Meri Naa Dil Se Lagana, Main Ekk Shoonya Nahin Koi Thikana. Koi Mujhko Samhje Raha Kaa Pujaari, Kisi Ne Pukara Haara Juaari.

Khwabo main ayenge sms ki tarah dil

Khwabo Main Ayenge Sms Ki Tarah. Dil Main Bas Jayenge Ring Tone Ki Tarah, Ye Yari Kabhi Kam Na Hogi Balance Ki Tarah, Sirf

Humne bhukhe rahekar aapko milaya phone aapne

Humne Bhukhe Rahekar Aapko Milaya Phone Aapne Uthatey Hi Puchha Hum Aapke Hain Kaun

Dil diya tha mohabbat ki nishani samajh

Dil Diya Tha Mohabbat Ki Nishani Samajh Kar Woh Khaa Gya Usey Biryani Samajh Kar, Khoon-E-Jigar Bhi Na Choda Zalim Ne, Woh Bhi Pee

Zara si mobile main de jaga tu

Zara Si Mobile Main De Jaga Tu Zara Sa Inbox Le Saja Zara Sent Items Main Ja Tu Zara Sa Balance Le Ghata Main

Boow se jiskey gunjtaa hai ghar sara

Boow Boow Se Jiskey Gunjtaa Hai Ghar Sara Browinee Hai Naam Uska Kutta Hai Mera Pyara Kuch Roz Pehley Chod Gya Tha Ghar Ko

Ek bandar apni maa se puchta hai

Ek Bandar Apni Maa Se Puchta Hai. Maa, Maa Main Kitna Badsurat Hu? Maa Kehti Hai, Beta Tu To Phir Bhi Thik Hai. Par

Jab shaadi tum se hogi burkay main

Jab Shaadi Tum Se Hogi Burkay Main Chupi Meri Dulhan Tum Hogi Her Raat Sochta Rehta Hun Tu Kitni Khubsurat Hogi Aankhain Teri Hiran

Aapki ankhe mujhe moti jase lagti hai

Aapki Ankhe Mujhe Moti Jase Lagti Hai, Bura Mat Man Na Moti Mere Kutte Ka Naam Hai. Teri Julfae Ghana Andera, Hoja Ganji Kar

Reh ker mujh ko to bass ek

Reh Reh Ker Mujh Ko To Bass Ek Hi Khayal Ataa Hain Wo Kambakht Na Janay Kaun Se Sabun Se Nahata Hain

Teri jhulphe ghana andhera ho ja takla

Teri Jhulphe Ghana Andhera Ho Ja Takla Kar De Savera

Kachre ke dibbe mein tujh ko bitha

Kachre Ke Dibbe Mein Tujh Ko Bitha Ke Jhaadoo Aur Ponchhe Se Tujh Ko Sajaa Ke Rakhoonga Main Naalee Ke Paas Mat Ho Meri

Interviewer what is skeleton sardar sir

Interviewer : What Is Skeleton? Sardar : Sir, Skeleton Is A Person Who Started Dieting But Forgot To Stop It..!!!

Ullu banaya banaya aapne tere bin suni

Ullu Banaya………. Ullu Banaya Aapne Tere Bin Suni Hai Pocket Tere Bin Deta Na Koi Phokat Tere Bin Girlfrnd Se Khatpat, Tere Bin…….. Tere

Ye sigi to change nahi hai hone

Ye Sigi To Change Nahi Hai Hone Wala Lekin Roze Ka Time Abhi Hai Hone Wala Kal Milte Hai Bye Tc

Agar me aap k sms ka jawab

Agar Me Aap K Sms Ka Jawab Na Don. Kabhi Miss Call Na Kar Paon Ya Akabhi Call Bhi Na Karon To Samajh Lena

Ek aishwaarya thi deewani si shahrukh pe

Ek Aishwaarya Thi Deewani Si Shahrukh Pe Wo Marti Thi, Najre Jhukake, Sharma Ke Hritik Ki Galiyo Se Gujarti Thi, Chori Chori Salman Ko

Kashmie ki vadio mein barfilli hawaon jheel

Kashmie Ki Vadio Mein, Barfilli Hawaon Mein, Jheel Ke Kinare Beithe, Ranjhe Ko Heer Ne Kaha, Moya Sweater Pa Le, Thand Lag Jaungi, Wada

Keh raha hu apni vytha suniye meri

Keh Raha Hu Apni Vytha Suniye Meri Atmakatha, Janam Liya Apne Ghar Me Chobis Ko Navamber Me, Bhachpan Me Khela Khaya,Das Mi Kar Delhi

Duniya mein bewafaon ki kami nahin ha

Duniya Mein Bewafaon Ki Kami Nahin Ha Ab Suraj Ko Hi Dekh Lo Aata Hai Usha Ke Saath, Rehta Hai Kiran Ke Saath, Aur

Yu to hum hain brahamchari lekin jaha

Yu To Hum Hain Brahamchari Lekin Jaha Dekhi Nari Waha Aankh Mari Pat Gai To Hamari Nahi To Phirse Hum Brahamchari