1 hazaaron line en aisi ke har line

1)
Hazaaron Line-en Aisi,
Ke Har Line pe bug nikle,
Bahut Nikle mere code mein bug,
Magar phir bhi kam nikle.
(RemixOf(
Hazaaron Khwaahishen Aisi,
Ke Har Khwaahish pe dum nikle,
Bahut nikle mere Armaan,
Magar phir bhi kam nikle.
))
[Note : Remix created by a friend called Joseph
Pradyot Kujur .]
2)
Hamen Jehar peene kee,
Chaahat na hoti,
Agar Tum na hote.
(RemixOf(
Hamen Aur Jeene Kee,
Chaahat na hoti,
Agar Tum na hote.
))
3)
Laayak nahin, Nalaayak hoon main,
Fraudy bada, dukhdaayak hoon main,
Is Job ki, mujhko kya samajh,
Is Job ke, kahaan laayak hoon main.
JEE HAN, MAIN HOON NALAAYAK !!!
(RemixOf(
Naayak nahin, Khalnaayak hoon main,
Julmi badaa, dukhdaayak hoon main,
Is Pyaar kee, mujhko kya kadar,
Is Pyaar Ke, kahaan laayak hoon main.
JEE HAN, MAIN HOON KHALNAAYAK
))
4)
Jab koi bug, nikal jaaye,
Yaa code, crash kar jaaye,
Kar dena, maaf mujhe,
O Customer !!
(RemixOf(
Jab koi baat, bigad jaaye,
Yaa koi, mushkil pad jaaye,
Tum dena, saath meraa,
O Humnavaaaab !!
))
5)
Program meraa, chalaate ho,
To kuchh, ghabra se jaate ho,
Isi ko crash, kehte hain,
Isi ko crash, kehte hain.
(RemixOf(
Nazar mujhse, milaati ho,
To Kuchh, sharmaa se jaati ho,
Isi ko, pyaar kehte hain,
Isi ko, pyaar kehte hain.
))
6)
Hamaari hi, coding ne,
Customer ko maraaa,
Jab bhi karenge,
Royega bechaaraa.
(RemixOf(
Hamaari hi, mutthi mein,
Aakash saaraaa,
Jab bhi khulegi,
Chamkegaa taaraa.
))
7)
Mera program bikne pe,
Main bahut khush hua,
Crash hota hai,
To phir kyaa hya ?
phir kyaa hua ?
(RemixOf(
Tumko khush dekh kar,
Main bahut khush hua,
Ye aankh bhar aayee,
To phir kya hua ?
phir kya hua ?
))
8)
Humkaa s/w engg. na samjho,
Hum bade kaam ke cheez,
Coding kaise kee jaati hai,
Humkaa hai tameez.
(RemixOf(
Humkaa aisa vaisa, na samjho,
Hum bade kaam ki cheez,
Kaun bura hai, kaun bhalaa hai,
Humkaa hai tameez.
))
9)
Crash hote hain, Code-E-Mahaan hee,
Site-E-Customer pe,
Woh kyaa khaak crash honge,
Jo Customer khud likhe.
(RemixOf(
Girte hain, Sher-E-Savaar hee,
Maidaan-E-Jung mein,
Woh kyaa khaak girenge,
Ho Ghutnon ke bal chalen.
))
Related Shar :
“Humko maaloom hai,
Zannat ki hakeekat lekin,
Dil ke khush rehne ko,
Gaalib, ye khyaal achhaa hai.”
10)
Shaayad unka, aakhiri ho Ye Sher,
Subpe “Wah Wah”, Ye samakh kar keh gaye.
(RemixOf(
Shaayad unka, aakhiri ho ye sitam,
Har sitam, hum ye samajh kar seh gaye.
))
[Message to Reader : These shers are not meant to
torture you. If
these sher

Aye mere dost tum chale to gaye

Aye Mere Dost Tum Chale To Gaye
Le Gaye Saath Mere Kitne Janam
Budhapa Jawaani Or Mera Bachpan
Jab Guzarta Hun Unhi Galiyon Se
Jinme Hum Dono Saath Chalte Thi
Delhi‚  Ki Khuli Khuli Sadkon Per
Hawaaon Se Baaten Kiya Karte Thi
Jab Bhi Hum Saath Huaa Karte Thi
Akser Ladkiyon Ko Dekha Karte Thi
Game Mein Bhaiya Ki Maar Khaate Thi
Or Ik Duje Ki Hansi Udaate Thi
Aye Mere Dost Tum Chale To Gaye
Le Gaye Saath Mere Kitne Showk
Le Gaye Tum Mera Dewanapan
Aye Mere Dost Tum Chale To Gaye
Le Gaye Saath Mere Kitne Janam
Aye Mere Dost Tum Chale To Gaye
Chod Gaye Mujhpe Apne Kitne Karam
Chod Gaye Mujhme Tanhai Ki Chubhan
Din-Kharaabi Ki Wo Misaale Bhi
Or Mere Gumo Ke Pyaale Bhi
Aaj Bhi Bhar Ke Dil Me Rakhe Hain
Jab Miloge To Phir Pilaaunga
Ho Gayaa Kya Kya Sab Bataaunga
Ab Tak Tum He To Peete Aaye Thi
Mere Her Gum Ko Jeete Aaye Thi
Aye Mere Dost Tum Chale To Gaye
Chod Gaye Mujhpe Viraano Ka Jashan
Or Mere Jism Mein Sadiyon Ki Thakan
Aye Mere Dost Tum Chale To Gaye
Laut Aao Tumhe Hai Meri Kasam
Or Nibha Jaao Dosti Ki Rasam
Baazi Shatranj Ki Bichaa Di Hai
Or Kuch Ghazalen Bhi Chala Di Hain
Aaloo Ke Paranthon Ko Banwaya Hai
Khoob Sara Makkhan Ussper Giraya Hai
Rajmachawal Bhi Garam Hain Dekho
Or Roti Bhi Naram Hai Dekho
Aye Mere Dost Tum Chale To Gaye
Laut Aao Ke Badh Gayi Uljhan
Zindgi Meri Ho Na Jaaye Khatam
Aye Mere Dost Tum Chale To Gaye
Or Tum Tod Gaye Kitne Bharam
Dosti Ke Liye Jeene Ki Lagan
Ab Na Aaoge Mujhe Maalum Hai
Tum Bahut Dur Gaye Ho Mujhse
Laut Aane Ka Koi Chaara Nahi
Laut Ker Bhi Koi Guzaara Nahi
Aye Mere Dost Tum Chale To Gaye
Ab Na Aana Ke Kuch Bhi Vaisa Nahi
Delhi Ki Sadkon Per Ab Ronak Nahi
Or Ladkiyon Mein Bhi Wo Baat Nahi
Shatranj Ki Chaalen Wahi Purani Hain
India Bhi Match Haar Jaata Hai
Aali Ke Paranthon Mein Wo Swad Nahi
Rajmachawal Mein Bhi Wo Baat Nahi
Gum Ke Pyaale Bhi To Puraane Hain
Hum Puraane Naye Jamaane Hain
Aye Mere Dost Tum Chale To Gaye
Per Humara Bhi Intzaar Karo
Hum Bhi Jaldi He Chale Aayenge
Tab Tak Apna Khyaal Rakhna Tum
Mere Jaisa Na Haal Rakhna Tum
Ab To Tum Baadalon Pe Rehte Ho
Khuld Mein Ash Badi Karte Ho
Suna Hai Jannat Me Badi Ronak Hai
Ladkiyaan Bhi To Khubsurat Hain
Jaam Mein Somras Pilaate Hain
Ghee Ke Pakwaan Bhi Khilate Hain
Apsaraaon Ke Saath Rehte Ho
Aye Mere Dost Tum Chale To Gaye
Khush Raho Tum Bas Ye Duaa Hai Meri
Main Bhi Khush Hun Tumhari Yaadon Mein
Tumko Nayi Zindgi Mubaarak Ho
Tumko Her Ik Khushi Mubarak Ho
Humko Manzur Hai Jasbe Ki Ghutan
Humko Manzur Hai Akela Karan

Nav varsh mein tere sapno ko unmukt anant

Nav-Varsh Mein Tere Sapno Ko
Unmukt Anant Udaan Mile
Har Khwaab Ko Poora Kar De Jo
Tujhko Aisa Armaan Mile
Koi Hridaya Se Tujhko Chahe
Tujhe Preet Ka Har Sammaan Mile
Nadiyon Ki Tarah Ka Pran Mile
Parvat Jaisa Abhimaan Mile
Koi Raah Tujhe Na Veeran Mile
Har Raah Ko Ek Anjaam Mile
Chehre Pe Nahi Dil Par Bhi Ho
Tujhko Aisi Muskaan Mile
Har Subah Teri Ummeed Bhari
Har Shaam Ko Teri Shaan Mile
Har Raat Tumhari Neendo Ko
Kisi Lori Ka Aaram Mile
Ham Naaz Kare Tujh Pe E-Dost
Tujhko Aisa Imaan Mile
Is Saal Tu Aisa Kar Jaye
Dushman Se Tujhe Samman Mile
Koi Dukhi Na Ho Teri Basti Mein
Sabko Khushiyon Ka Jaam Mile
Antank Ke Bhadkte Sholon Ko
Ek Chir Anant Viraam Mile
Avrindra Maan

Jab chandani barh kar raaton per chaati

Jab Chandani Barh Kar Raaton Per Chaati Hain
Teri Yaad Aise Main Dil Ko Tarpaati Hain
Kisse Wo Bahaaron Ke Beete Nazaaron Key
Phir Aake Sunaati Hain Aur Hum Ko Rulaati Hain
Teri Yaad Aati Hain Itna To Bataho Kya?
Yahi Chaandani Jaa Kar Koi Khwaab Jagaati Hain

Tum Ko Bhi Sataati Hain, Meri Yaad Aati Hain
Jab Chandani Barh Kar Raaton Per Chaati Hain.

Bhul naa jaana dost mile they hum

Bhul Naa Jaana Dost Mile They Hum Ek Din Anjaan Banke
Aaye Tum Jindagi Mein Meri Dil Kii Dhadkan Banke
Chal Diye Yun Tum Aankhon Sei Aansaon Banke
Lamhe Jo Sangh Gujare Bas Gaye Dil Mein Yaad Banke
Yaad Aaoge Tum Humesha Kabhi Dard To Kabhi Khushi Banke
Hai Dua Bus Yahi Mera Pyaar Rahe Tera Saaya Banke
Mile Jo Ajnabi Tumhe To Yaar Milna Gale Dost Banke
Bhul Naa Jaana Dost Mile They Hum Bhi Ek Din Anjaan Banke

Mile the mahino baad wahin apne adde

Mile The Mahino‚  Baad
Wahin Apne Adde Pe Milne Ki Betabi Thi,
Jahan Se Suru Hui Thi Dosti Hamari
Jahan Zindagi Ko Ek Roshni Mili Thi
Milte Hi Suru Ho Gayi Baato Ki Ladai
Na Milne Na Touch Rehne Ki
Thoda Roona Dona Hua
Phir Aai Baari Gale Lag Muskarane Ki
Yaad Kiya Kuch School Ke Dino Ko
Woh Mastiyan Wo Nadaniyan Karna
Karma Pareshan Teachers Ko
Wo Lunch Time Se Pehle Lunch Karna
School Ki Khidkiyon Se Chalang Marna
Lunch Ke Baad Canteen Ke Chakker Marna
Papu Uncle Ke Samose With Katti Chatni
Hindi Ki Class Ke Waqt Masti Marna
Dheere Dheere Baato Future Ki Tarf Gayi
Shaadi Hogi Bache Honge, Muskile Hogi
Appne Bacho Ki Dosti Ak Dusre Se Kara Denge
Unke Bahane Hi Sahi Hamari Mulakaat Hogi
Apne Bacho Ko Stylish Banayenge
Apne Bacho Ko Bhi Dosti Ka Paat Sikayege
Apni Hi Tarah Sang Hasne Gaana
Aur Muskil Rasto Pe Saath Chalna Sikayege
Is Tarah Beeti Hamari Friendship Day Ki Shaam
Kuch Yaad Kuch Masti‚  Un Pal Ki Yaad Reh Gayi
Bahot Saari Baatein Karni Abhi Baaki Thi
Laut Chale Sab Apne Ghar Tab Shaam Ho Gayi

Accepts you as are believes in you

(A)ccepts You As You Are
(B)elieves In “You”
‚©alls You Just To Say “Hi”
(D)oesn’t Give Up On You
(E)nvisions The Whole Of You (Even The Unfinished Parts)
(F)orgives Your Mistakes
(G)ives Unconditionally
(H)elps You
(I)nvites You Over
(J)ust “Be” With You
(K)eeps You Close At Heart
(L)oves You For Who You Are
(M)akes A Difference In Your Life
(N)ever Judges
(O)ffer Support
(P)icks You Up
(Q)uiets Your Fears
‚®aises Your Spirits
(S)ays Nice Things About You
(T)ells You The Truth When You Need To Hear It
(U)nderstands You
(V)alues You
(W)alks Beside You
(X)-Plains Thing You Don’t Understand
(Y)ells When You Won’t Listen And
(Z)aps You Back To Reality

Mujh se dosti karo gi kia tum

Mujh Se Dosti Karo Gi Kia Tum?
Mere Dukh Sukh Share Karo Gi Kia Tum?
Dosti Karna Ki Wajah To Bata Hi Doon Ga,
Pehle Yeh Batao”Mujhe Chor Kar To Nahin Jao Gi Tum?
Yoon To Har Larki Hi Hassn Hai Magar Janay Kyon,
Dil Kehta Hai “Jo Mujhe Samjahe Behtar Wo Larki Ho Tum
Tum Ko Jab Sa Dekha Hai Is Dil Pe Cha Gai Ho,
Ho Hi Is Qadar Khoobsoorat O Gul Badan Tum
Kia Hai Dosti Ka Sawal Na Ka Mohabbat Ka,
Soocho Aur Phir Batao “Kaisa Laga Hoon Main, Tum.
Hussain Karo Dua Ka Woh Tujh Sa Dosti Kar La,
Warna Ha Jao Ga Barbad Bina Us Ka Tum

Tera har sitam achchha mujhe lagta hai

Tera Har Sitam Achchha Mujhe Lagta Hai
Jaane Kyon Dost Tu Achchha Mujhe Lagta Hai
Main Tujhse Pyar Bhi Nahin Karta
Par Tere Bin Udaas Rahta Hoon
Jaane Kya Baat Tujhme Aisi Hai
Teri Har Baat Achchhi Mujhe Lagti Hai

Tujhse Milna Bhi Chahta Hi Nahin
Jaane Kyon Tera Har Ghari Intezar Rahta Hai
Kuchh Bhi Achchha Nahin Lagta
Har Ghadi Teri Baatein Karta Hoon
Teri Raah Takta Hoon
Jab Kabhi Tu Kahin Nazar Aajata Hai
Dil Me Ek Bekali Si Hoti Hai
Har Ghadi “Dost” Teri Kami Si Hoti Hai

Dost ek insaan jis se aap apni

Dost Ek Insaan Jis Se Aap Apni Sab Feelings Share Karte‚  Hain,
Dost Jo Har Mushkil Mein Apki Madat Karta Hai,
Dost Jo Dukh Sukh Apka Saath Deta Hai,
Dost Jo Jo Pyar Qurni De Kisi Ke Liye,
Dost Jo Kisi Ka Dil Na Dukhay,
Dost Jo Hamesha Saath De,
Dost Jo Khabhi Mehboob Na Banne,
Dost Jo Duniya Se Lare,
Dost Jo Dosti Ke‚  Liye Jaan Tak‚  Ki Qurbaan Karde

Munna bhai nay pehlay din office khola

Munna Bhai Nay Pehlay Din Office Khola To Bara Khush Tha.
Us Ki Secertary Nay Bataya K Bahar Aik Aadmi Aaya Hai.
Munna Bara Khush Hua Aur Usay Andar Aanay K Liye Kaha.
Us K Andar Aanay Say Pehlay Munna Nay Socha K Us Par
Impression Dalna Chahiye Aur Phone Utha K Batien Karnay Laga.
“Haan Haan! 500 Rupay Fees Hai, Apun 10 Baje Tak Betha Hai Idher,
Is Say Late Nahi Karnay Ka, Apun Bahut Busy Hai”.
Us K Baad Us Nay Phone Rakha Aur Aanay Walay Say Poocha
“Beth Na Maamoon, Apun Teray Liye Kya Kar Sakta Hai?”
Man: Mien Phone Sahi Karnay Aaya Hoon.

Tujhe hum kaise manye ghar lain aai

Tujhe Hum Kaise Manye
Kaise Ghar Lain Aai Dost
Tujhe Kaise Dekhain Apne Gum
Kaise Batein Kitni Tanhai Hain A Dost
Tum Ne Hume Humari Khata Na Batayi
Fir Saza Kyou De Rehe Ho A Dost
Mera Ansoon Ko Khushi Banti Thi Tum
Aaj Tumhi Ne Rulaya Hai Ai Dost
Saath Bet Kar Bhi Baath Nehi Karti
Ye Kaisi Majboori Hai A Dost
Tu Bhulgaya Hume Humari Dosti Ko
Magar Tumhe Bewafa Nehi Kahenge A Doost
Bhulne Ki To Humne Bhi Kitni Koshish Ki
Magar Teri Yaad Bahut Ati Hai A Doost
Yakeen Hai Hume Tu Na Aega Bhoot Ana Ka Tor Kar
Pirbe In Ankhoon Ko Bas Tera Intzaar Hai Ai Dost
Tor De Ye Zanjeerein Ane Ki
Laga Le Gale Hume A Dost
Intzaar Mein Hi Zindagi Khatam Hogayi ki
Doli Ko Nehe Tu Janazai Ko Hi Kanda Dainai Aga A Dost

Mera yeh kya jeewan hain akelapan ekk

Mera Yeh Kya Jeewan Hain,
Akelapan Ekk Humsafar Hain,
Khoj Hain Mera Jaari Abhi,
Mil Jaaye Ekk Dost Agar…
Dhoond Liya Rasta Rasta,
Gaya Main Har Kis Ke Paas,
Par Laut Aaya Ekk Jawaab Lekar,
Kii Dost Nahii Banayenge Hum…
Pata Nahii Kya Hua Sabko,
Ya Phir Galthi Mujhme Hain,
Sochta Hoon Bas Yehi,
Par Koi Mujhe Milta Nahii…
Rehta Hoon Main Unke Paas,
Karta Hoon Unki Har Madadh,
Raktha Hoon Khayal Unka,
Kameen Nahii Chhod Tha Kuch…
Par Jaane Kya Hua Sabko,
Ya Phir Accha Nahi Lagta Main Unko,
Mere Chehre Se Log Nafrat Karte Hain,
Ya Mere Pehchaan Se…
Jaanta Nahii Mein Abhi Kuch,
Dhoond Raha Hoon Phir Bhii Kuch,
Mil Jaaye Ekk Dost Mujhe,
Tho Ho Jaun Main Bhii Khush

Anjaame ulfato ke anjaan chah thi jis

Anjaame Ulfato Ke Anjaan Chah Thi
Jis Or Najre Jaati Us Or Raah Thi
Wo Chahte The Pyar Saccha Ek Pal Ko Hi Sahi
Har Sakhs Ki Daman Pe Bekhbar Nigaah Thi
Ke Khamosi Ijhaar Ko Maat Di Jaati Hai
Saadgi Sringaar Ko Maat De Jaati Hai
Ke Ishq Hi Nahi Duniya Me Ibadat Ka Sila
Dosti To Pyar Ko‚  Maat De Jaati Hai
Khushiyo Ke Pal Jo Hai Ye Paigan Dosti Ke
Aankhon Se Jo Hai Chalke Hai Jaam Dosti Ke
Ai Kaas Ke Khumari Utre Na Doosti Ke
Ab Jindgi Hamari Hai Naam Doosti Ke

Yaad hai mujhe wo din jab hum

Yaad Hai Mujhe Wo Din
Jab Hum Dono Mile They Peheli Baar
Kitne Ajnabi Lagte The Hum
Dono Us Wakt Itna Hi Kareeb Hoge Hum Aaz Ke Din
Itni Door Hone Ke Baad Bhi Hume
Kabhi Uska Ahsaas Nahi Hone Di Hee Dosti Hamari
Hum Dono Miley Bhi Nayhi Tey Kabhi
Aur Mujhe Aisa Lagthi Ki Hum Kabhi Judha Hi Nayhi Tey Kabhi
Kabhi Hey Nayhi Soucha Tha Koyhi Milega Mujhe Haisa
Jo Ithni Kareeb Ho Jayegi Meri
Ek Achasa Dost Jo
Kabhi Apni Dosti Na Todne Ki Vaada Jo Kare

Mainu te mere dosta zindagi ne maarya

Mainu Te Mere Dosta Zindagi Ne Maarya
Masya Dii Kaali Raat Nu Chan Ni Ne Maarya……
Kikan Kara.N Gilha Dushmnaa De Naal Main
Mainu Te Mere Dosta.N Dii Dosti Ne Maarya……
Marna Nahi C Main Kade V Teer Te Talwaar Naal
Mainu Te Mere Katlaa.N Dii Saadgi Ne Maarya……
Jeenda Riha Main Bass Tere Oon Dii Udeek Vich
Maarya Jad V Tere Wasal Dii Khushi Ne Maarya…..
Shayad Mil Janda Khuda Pathra.N Nu Pooj Ke
‘Veer’ Marjaane Nu Ishq Dii Bandagi Ne Maarya……
Thuade Jawaab Dee Udeek Vich Raj..

Dosti ke baren mein kuch kalam likh

Dosti Ke Baren Mein Kuch Kalam Likh Rahi Hai
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Bina‚  Saaye‚  Ke‚  Sahare‚  Zindagi‚  Bita‚  Rahen‚  Hai