With Each Twist And Turn
And Each Amazing Run
Controlling Ball Like A Delicate Urn
Each Move Giving A Warning Stern.
I Am Stuck In My Chair Like A Fern
As For More Action I Yearn
More And More Swear Words I Learn
Eyes Fixed On Telly, Everything Else I Spurn.
As Player’s Calories Start To Burn
Mine Gets Added On In Return
As I Drink, Gulp And Churn
Watching Football Can Be Fun.