No Moving Parts, No Batteries
No Monthly Payments And No Fees
Inflation Proof, Non-Taxable
In Fact, It’s Quite Relaxable
It Can’t Be Stolen, Won’t Pollute
One Size Fits All, Do Not Dilute
It Uses Little Energy,
But Yields Results Enormously
Relieves Your Tension And Your Stress
Invigorate Your Happiness
Combats Depression, Makes You Beam
And Elevates Your Self Esteem
Your Circulation It Corrects
Without Unpleasant Side Effects
It Is, I Think, The Perfect Drug
May I Prescribe, My Friend The Hug
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